#also i hope i dont sound like a bot at this point with how much im pushing this site

[romanomomano]

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[in1-nutshell]

IM SORRY I ONLY GET IDEAS WHEN REQUESTS ARE CLOSED, PLEASE TAKE YOUR TIME AND ADD THIS TO THE BOTTOM

Fearless buddy being sent to the tfp universe at first made me want the tfp team prime to see mtmte Megs interact with buddy and have a crisis over the fact that Megs became a dad, to a human no less.

and then I realized, no. no I dont want team prime to just react to mtmte megs, I want these fuckers to get yeeted into the portal one by one and suffer through the general chaos of the lost light.

Arcee - What was that?

Swerve - oh thats just Skids, you can tell cause when Buddys' in the vents it sounds more like a pitter patter.

Arcee - WHY ARE THEY IN THE VENTS?!

Drifts gets double to Ratchets to simp for

Optimus curls into a ball and cries when he sees Megatron with an autobot badge and being a decent person

Tailgate fanboys and asked for an autograph, yes he knows that its not their Optimus Prime but he's cool none the less

Miko quickly finds Buddy and Whirl and Rodimus quickly grabs Bumblebee and Smokescreen. Ultra Magnus has his back turned for for ten minutes and suddenly the Lost light has been turned into a race track with Swerve handling the betting's and a small world has declared war on the lost light, stating the instigators was a human and two mechs, one of which kinda sounds like the Apex armor.

Brainstorm finds Raf and gets into a custody battle for him with Ratchet.

Optimus and Megatron both have a conversation and get some kinda closure from it.

Ultra Magnus nearly cries over Jack being responsible and polite. he loves buddy but why did they get the well mannered human

plus the rest of the autobots being fucking flabbergasted at how Megatron is with his tiny organic child

In short: C H A O S !

There simply would have been way too much to cover with just this request alone. So, I've tried to condense everything down to 4 key highlights of events that defiantly happened during the trip. This would also be assuming that this is also the same universe as Old Predacon Buddy.

Hope you enjoy!

Fearless Buddy gets a visit from TFP Bots

SFW, Platonic, Human reader

TFP/MTMTE

4 Conversations and confrontations that have defiantly happened during the visit

Meeting the Co- captains

The bots had just arrived at the Lost Light via portal and met Buddy once again.

Buddy wanted to bring them to the med bay just to make sure everything was okay with their systems.

Optimus was the one to have Buddy on his servo as they pointed the way to get to the med bay.

How did they not come across any other crewmember?

That is beyond them.

But just before the team made it to the med bay a streak of black came in front of the bots.

“Who are you and what are you doing on board?”--Ravage

Buddy waving from Prime’s servo.

“Hi Ravage!”--Buddy

Ravage takes notice of Buddy and pins his audials back.

“Let them go now!”--Ravage

Ravage tries swiping at the Prime, but Arcee fires a warning shot.

“Don’t even think about it.”--Arcee

“Wait can’t we all calm down—"--Buddy

Multiple heavy pede steps are heard.

“And now he’s coming…”--Buddy

“Who’s—”--Jack

Megatron and Rodimus come running from the corner and stop behind Ravage.

Megatron has his fusion cannon ready and Rodimus is powering up.

Everyone is tense.

“All right Fake Optimus, put Buddy down and no one gets hurt too badly.”--Rodimus

“Fake Prime? This is Optimus Prime.”--Smokescreen

“Yeah, and Megatron isn’t Buddy’s dad. That’s not Optimus.”--Rodimus

“Excuse did you say that bucket head there was Buddy’s dad?!”--Miko

Buddy nods and pats Prime’s digits.

“Just pass me to Rodimus while I explain everything.”--Buddy

Optimus hesitates a minute before handing Buddy to Rodimus.

Buddy Jumps from Rodimus’s servo start onto Megatron’s arm, which freaks everyone out for a minute as the ex war lord does catch them.

“Buddy we’ve talked about this.”--Megatron

Buddy stick’s out their tongue.

“Can someone please explain what in Primus’s name is going on?!”--Magnus

“In a bit Magnus.”--Buddy

“Wait, wait wait, this is Magnus?”--Rodimus

Rodimus looks at him amused.

“Just wait til Minimus finds out.”--Rodimus

“Who’s Minimus?”--Wheeljack

“In a minute, now to the med bay. Ratchet should take a look at them before anything else.”--Buddy

“Ratchet?”—Team Prime

“Me?”--Ratchet

Rodimus and Buddy turn to each other with a mischievous smile.

Megatron just sighs tiredly.

This was going to be a long day… or week even…

2. Ratchet confrontation and some honorable mentions

Both Ratchet’s nearly have a stroke when they see each other.

The team gets checked out by every medic available.

Buddy manages to catch everyone up overall on the ‘alternative universe’ fiasco. Everyone manages to understand for the most part.

Megatron watches Buddy like a hawk while also sending a message to Minimus on the situation.

He could practically hear the stroke happening from here.

MTMTE Ratchet taking a double look at everyone’s energon levels.

“How are any of you even functioning?! Your energon levels are so low you shouldn’t even be standing up right?!”—MTMTE Ratchet

TFP Ratchet huffs.

“Unlike this universe, energon is not a common thing to run by. Naturally the levels are going to be low.”—TFP Ratchet

“I’m not saying that it is, but what I am is astounded on how any of you are still even talking. And you especially.”

Optimus looks curious.

“What are you referring to?”--Optimus

MTMTE Ratchet takes a deep vent and lets it out.

“Your Ratchet has the lowest energon levels out of your entire team combined! Miracle that he is even with us.”--ratchet

Bee buzzes angrily.

All MTMTE bots look at him worriedly.

First Aid comes over to him.

“What happened to your voice?”—First Aid

MTMTE Ratchet, Ambulon and Velocity join in crowding Bee.

“His voice box was damaged in the war on Cybertron. Our Megatron damaged it.”—Raf

Bumblebee looks down a bit.

The medics are all looking at one another.

“We can see what we can do here, if you’d like Bumblebee.”—MTMTE Ratchet

Bee buzzes happily as Raf hugs his digit.

Drift enters the med bay.

“Hey Ratchet, I heard you yelling in here, is everything—”--Drift

Drift looks at the scene in front of him stopping dead in his tracks.

His optics land on TFP Ratchet.

Buddy looks at him mouthing ‘No!’

“Who’s this guy?”--Smokescreen

“I finally made it to the Afterspark.”--Drift

“What?”—TFP Ratchet

“That’s just Drift just ignore him.”—MTMTE Ratchet

“Ratchet I don’t think that’s going to be possible.”--Buddy

“I HAVE TWO RATCHET’S NOW!”--Drift

Drift pulls them both into a hug.

TFP Ratchet is struggling to get out of his grip while MTMTE Ratchet just goes along with it.

“Buddy, who’s that?”--Wheeljack

“And why is he hugging Ratchet?”--Bulkhead

“That’s Drift, he’s Ratchet’s Conjunx.”--Buddy

All TFP Bots nearly have whiplash at how fast they move their helms.

“HIS CONJUNX?!”—Team Prime

“MY WHAT?!”—TFP Ratchet

“Not yours.”—MTMTE Ratchet

“Aww Ratty! You do care.”--Drift

“RATTY?!”—Team Prime

Several members of Team Prime laughing on the med slab so hard the medics are on standby.

3. Kids custody

Tfp team goes to the bar.

Kids stay with Buddy in the human safe portion of the bar to get some food.

Everyone is staring at them.

But to be fair they did have way different frame types than everyone else in this dimension.

Buddy yells at them for being rude.

That they help them in their time of need.

Suddenly everyone is in a much better mood.

Swerve serving Team Prime some engex.

“Any friend of Buddy is a friend of ours. Drink up fellow bots!”--Swerve

“Thank you Swerve.”--Optimus

Prime feels something poking his side

He looks at a white minibot poking his side holding a data pad.

“Hi! I know your not this universes Optimus, but can I still have your autography!”--Tailgate

Prime looks a bit surprised but he gives in.

“Thank you!”--Tailgate

“And what may be your name?”--Optimus

“I’m Tailgate!”--Tailgate

Arcee spits out her engex, Bulkhead calms her down.

“Is she okay? I didn’t upset her right?”--Tailgate

Arcee walks up to Tailgate, who is roughly around her size.

Cyclonus walks up behind Tailgate as if daring her to do something dumb.

She eventually holds her servo out.

“I’m Arcee.”--Arcee

Tailgate hugs Arcee instead.

“Thank you and your team for taking care of Buddy while they were away!”--Tailgate

Arcee is holding back tears as she gives into the hug.

“SHE’S ARCEE!”--Rodimus

Many bots look over with curiosity and some with fear.

Bulkhead looked over at the human table to find it empty.

“Hey where are the kids?”--Bulkhead

“Oh! Whirl took them around the bar when you weren’t looking.”--Swerve

“Whirl? Who’s Whirl?”--Magnus

Swerve points to the helicopter bot with his cockpit open.

“That one who’s trying to fight with Getaway.”--Swerve

Bulkhead, Wheeljack, and Ultra Magnus navigate their way to Whirl.

He turns to show Buddy and Miko laughing in the pit.

“So, you’re this little monsters guardians?”--Whirl

“Yes—”--Bulkhead

“Well, TOO BAD!”--Whirl

Whirl places a protective claw over both of the giggling humans.

“SHE’S MY OTHER AMICA NOW!”--Whirl

“They are not your Amica—”--Magnus

“Actually I’m his.”--Buddy

“And that’s something we’re going to talk about later. Miko—”--Wheeljack

“ITS WHIRL JR. NOW!”--Miko

“Miko no!”--Bulkhead

“MIKO YES!”--Miko

Meanwhile with Arcee…

Arcee stares at MTMTE Magnus, Cyclonus, Tailgate and Pipes.

Pipes and Tailgate are asking him all sorts of questions.

“Ultra Magnus. Cyclonus.”--Arcee

“Arcee.”—Magnus and Cyclonus

All three of them look over at the other three who are happily laughing at a joke.

All three mentally promise to destroy anyone who harms Jack.

Meanwhile with Ratchet…

Brainstorm holding Raf high above his helm.

“I HAVE FOUND MY CHILD!”--Brainstorm

“HE IS NOT YOUR CHILD!”--Perceptor

“Fine! Percy and Nautica we need to schedule visiting time—”--Brainstorm

MTMTE Ratchet taking Raf out of his servo.

“Leave the poor boy alone.”—MTMTE Ratchet

Drift looks over at MTMTE Ratchet and Raf and smiles teasingly.

“AAAAWWWW Ratty!”--Drift

Ratchet suddenly getting the hint.

“No…”—MTMTE Ratchet

“Yes…”--Drift

Drift no.”—MTMTE Ratchet

“Drift yes?”--Drift

“…”--MTMTE Ratchet

Ratchet hands Raf back to his counterpart.

“I think its best to keep him in check.”—MTMTE Ratchet

“Will do—HEY!”—TFP Ratchet

Brainstorm once again nabbing Raf from him.

“Mine child! Now Rafael. Would you like to see my lab? It has all sorts of inventions in it.”--Brainstorm

“BRAINSTORM!”--Chromdome

Brainstorm starts heading to the exit faster before Skids tackles him down letting Raf to get thrown up in the air.

He gets caught by Swerve, who just puts him down next to him.

“…Do you like Bill Nye?”--Swerve

Meanwhile with Rodimus…

Has Smokescreen and Bumblebee both thrown over his shoulder looking at Megatron and Magnus.

“Please?”--Rodimus

“No.”--Magnus

“Too bad.”--Rodimus

Confused car noises intensify.

Later on, Optimus and Megatron are found in one of the booth having some whispered conversation.

No one knows what they talked about, but both came back from it looking tired yet somewhat happy.

4. Promise to meet each other one day in the future

A couple days pass, the portal comes back.

Tfp team says their goodbyes.

Buddy wishes them good luck and to say hi to their alternative.

Portal closes.

“Wait you said, ‘other Buddy’, there was another Buddy?”--Megatron

“Oh yeah, but they’re an old Predacon.”--Buddy

“AN OLD WHAT?!”--Whirl

Meanwhile back in TFP…

The team comes out of the portal groaning at the semi harsh landing.

June and Agent Fowler came running in.

June nearly tackles the kids asking so many questions their heads are spinning.

The team explains what happened.

“Would have guessed that after Buddy’s explanation.”—Agent Fowler

“Heh, hey where is Buddy anyways?”--Bulkhead

“Bet their taking a nap.”--Miko

“Nope. After four hours of you guys ‘disappearing to the other dimension’ they’ve been trying to keep everything under control. They’ve been increasing patrols and energon digs.”—Agent Fowler

“They should be coming in soon.”--June

Heavy wing flaps are heard from the main entrance.

“June! I think another rocks stuck in my—”--Buddy

Buddy stops to take a good look at the team before going in for a group hug, spreading their wings as much as possible.

“Thank the Primes your all safe.”--Buddy

“Woah! Buddy, your…umm…”--Smokescreen

Buddy looking down at their dented and dusty self.

“Someone had to pick up on the patrols. The Decepticon’s couldn’t know that you were gone.”--Buddy

Optimus places his servo on Buddy’s shoulder.

“Rest old friend. We can take it from here.”--Optimus

Buddy just yawns and moves to their spot near the human area and slumps down hard and falls asleep.

The kids go over to Buddy to see if they are still awake.

They were out.

[dian-mian]

⚠️ Spoiler for Earthspark ⚠️

I just finished watching the newest episodes and I can't wait for the rest of them! The show continues to exceed my expectations with how well written all the main characters are shown, especially the Malto family, as well as the plot of each episode that are so engaging to watch, the fight scenes, all it was just MUAH 🥰🥰 (My comments don't go in an order of episodes lmfao)

They've tackled a number of topics normally I wouldn't see it being addressed like racism, xenophobia, generation related trauma (Thrash being upset that the new generation of Terrans are "facing problems caused by the previous generation and the expectations to clean up their messes"), gender identity (how alt modes are very tied to their identity) and omfg they include some other messed up shit like bots fighting in the arena to get energon (Sounds very familiar hmmm) and hint hint of Mandroid becoming more mechanical??? ALSO GHOST IS GROWING EVEN MORE SUS ESPECIALLY WITH AGENT CROFT I HATE HER ALR I WANNA KILL HER

I fucking love Megatron in this show, my god he just usurp Optimus' role as the father here (Or grandpa in this case). I mean, HE TOOK THE MALTOBOTS TO THE WAR MEMORIAL TO TELL EM OLD STORIES ABOUT THE WAR TO TEACH THEM TO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES AS THE PREVIOUS GENERATION AND I 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (THE FLOWERS BEING A REFERENCE TO IDW WHERE EACH PETAL OF THE FLOWERS REPRESENT A LIFE LOST JUST KILLED ME RIGHT THERE)

AND NIGHTSHADE AND TARANTULAS,,, bunch of science nerds can relate ifhkdnksj,, I would die happy if Tarantulas can make a comeback to see Nightshade again and be his second papa like how Wheeljack is second papa to Twitch 🥺🥺❣️💕

My boy Jawbreaker,, I really love how he wasn't forced to choose an altmode so soon and it just going to get a lot more impactful when he finally scans an altmode that he feels is right for him! He so autistic coded and I luv it when Megatron and Elita explained to him how they got their alt modes and what it meant for them (ELITA SOFTIE MOMENT IS JUST 😭😭💞💕💞💕💞)

God, the dynamic of the Malto bots is just so super wholesome and so tightly knitted, but Twitch grew up too fast,, They all need fucking therapy, especially Hashtag my poor girl 😭

I fucking hate Mandroid with a passion, he's so hateable and punchable and killable

I wont be talking about that mutatued horror of a bear also is that fucking allowed in a kids show???

I dont know how, but Bumblebee dangling and restrained while his energon is drained is... Making me feel something. Also, he and Breakdown...

I cried and eyed so hard at that slowed down scene where Breakdown through Bumblebee and they both starin at each other like... 👁👁🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈?

ALSO, FIRST MEGATRON GOT RESTRAINED AND ALMOST GOT HIS ARM CUT OFF, NEXT BUMBLEBEE IS RESTRAINED WHILE BEING DRAINED OF ENERGON TO FUEL THE MACHINES, WHO THE FUCK IS NEXT???

Now....

I am a huge Optimus stan, so I have a bit of bitterness at the fact that throughout 11-18, he was barely involved. Like

WHERE DID YOU GO???

WHERE WERE YOU???

DID YOU SUDDENLY RUN OFF TO FIND MILK???

God, I love Optimus as a whole, even in this show but he seems so... Distant? I mean, I'm not hating the writers and animators for the lack of Optimus screentime, it's just me being a bit salty (Though I am a Megatron simp too at this point so my thirst has been at least quenched by him). I really hope there's more screentime of him (Especially him and Megatron becuz first few episodes the both were lowkey 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈) and we get a bigger picture of his role in the show in the future episodes. He barely talks to the Maltos and the Terrans, he's barely seen anywhere in the recent episodes, hell where the hell was he when the jailbreak happened???

Tldr; Love the show so much, but where's fucking Optimus

[itsmadamehydra]

My Savior || Wayne McCullough

A/N: Just some teenage girl trying to write the story inside her head, hope u like it.

Pairing: Wayne McCullough x oc

Warnings: rape, intention of rape, harassment, blood mention, bullying, language (a little strong)

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I've always like to watch him by far, he just seems different from the rest (and oh boy, he is).

The first time I saw him I was in 7th grade. I was just one more girl of the many others that her tities just had started to show and my period started to visit me. I remember that day clearly, I was sitting at the hallway with my bestfriend at the time, eating infront of our lockers when I saw him.

"Am telling ya girl, the answer of number 5 was c." I said trying to reason with her about the science test answers "I told you that if u needed help to study, I could help ya." I smile at her and move my arm upward to touch her shoulder

"Yeah, yeah, I know...are you sure it was not D?" she said frowning her eyebrows once more. We stayed in silence for a sec before bursting into laughter and tears

Little by little our laughs started to fade, allowing ears to hear the background and aswell some loud voices, it sounded like an argument but by the hears of it a fight was going to start soon. "What you think is happening over there?" Cassie murmured, I stared at the end of the hallway where apparently was were the voices were coming from.

"I don't know..." my lips formed a thin line while I was thinking about what could have been happening in there, "You wanna, you know, go and see?" I looked back at my friend

"Freak yeah" she laughed grabbing my hand and running down the hallway to see the soon to be fight.

Once we got there, there was a mass of students surrounding what appeared to be the ones who where arguing. "Ugh, I can't see, I hate been so small." I said, "Hey, that smallness is beautiful and you know you can use that in your own benefit" Cassia said and winked at me.

"I mean, yeah but I can't-" my word stopped at the moment I heard a want sounded and I believe to be a punch in the face. "You saw that!?" Cassie said, "That was freaking awesome, please tell me you saw it!" "Um, nah Cassie, I cant see a crap" i said while trying to find a whole where to see through.

It was only a matter of seconds until more punches were heard. I started pushing people more frantically, I wanted to see what was happening. When I get pass a few amount of studens I almost slipped, looked sown to see what was it and it was stains of blood, only a few but still.

"Oh gosh, disgusting." When I look up only a few students are still in the cafeteria and a guy wearing a grey hoddie was just there, staring at the bloodie face of another guy. I stared back at the hoddie guy and noticed a little hammer in his hand, and the words just came out of my mouth without even noticing, "Why the hammer? Want to be a constructed or something?" He just stared at me and pass by me without saying a word and keeping a neutral face.

"Who the hell was that crazy ass weirdo?" I hear Cassie's voice behind me. "I don't know" I responded, "But I will know...one day."

"Ok,ok, am not going to get in between your little search thingi but am sure he is not good news." Cassie said, "You saw what he did, and he has a FREAKING hammer, y/n! Covered in blood y/n!" She grabbed my shoulders from behind, "I think we all understood the message, stay the fuck away from him, honey."

And I just smiled.

Months later I learned his name. Wayne, Wayne McCullough. Fits the ring if you ask me. Everyone was speaking about how violent, crazy and wierdo he was, about how he was going to show up at your house to beat the hell put of you.

I just observed him by far, well, I like to think that I noticed him. I noticed how he usually beats up those who are some assholes jerks that have only one brain cell as much. Noticed that he is not much of a talker and a shy boy. Noticed how he makes his lips thin when he gets lost in thoughts. How he closes his fist when he is about to do something. His strangely high pain tolerance. His pale skin and dark hair appeared to me to be very llamative and aswell his strength. He was and is skinny but somehow has a great strength, maybe do to the unincredible amounts of fights he gets in. Experience makes the master is what the say...right?

Years went by, we entered to highschool and the nervousness along with the fast beating, sweating and butterflies were still there every time i either tought about him or saw him walking around.

Cassie stayed with me for a while until she decided to join the group of nasty ass bitches with no brain cells who believed no one was better than them. While I...well, I stayed small for a big part I guess, always with good grades, teachers love me and try to be nice with every one I guess.

Everything was going great until Cassie along with some guys recorded me somehow while being drunk and them trying to overpass the boundaries, and let me tell ya.. that was just the start.

The had videos of me at the school bathroom, pictures of my underwear under my skirts and dresses, them trying to touch me. I had to learn to defend myself, stopped using skirts, dresses, shorts even do I loved wearing the. Replace my shoes with tennis and always had hair ties.

"Y/n, wake up! You're going to be late for school, don't think ama wait for you!" I mom yelled.

"Yes, mom! Dont worry, am up!" I run down the stairs with my backpack, went to the kitchen, grabbed an apple and went straight to the car.

"Oh for God sake, y/n" she said went she looked at me and noticed my new hair style.

"What? You don't like it? I just cut it a little." I satered at her innocently

"Your father is not gonna like it and you know it." She said and the stress lines appeared in her forehead, "You know this is his weekend and-"

She couldn't finish her sentence because I started taking, "Am not going to that dickheads house, mother." I said strainly, "Don't want to see his and face of that bitch he cheated you with..." i lowly said but loud enough to hear.

"I know, honey but you have to and besides you get to see your brother!" She patted my thigh, "Haven't seen him in a while right?" She said with a sad tone

"You should be the one seeing him...not me." I stared outside the window, there were just some trees and houses and garbage.

Mom and dad divorced a while back, he cheated on her. The house was a mess that day, screams and broken glass everywhere. Sammy was lucky, he was at grandma's but I was home...listening to every single word. That was also the first time a sneaked out and the first time I sort-of spoke to Wayne.

"What are you doing here?" I heard someone said behind me, I looked and it was fucking Wayne

"Just trying to have some quietness i guess..." I stared at my fingers and started playing with them because of my nervousness, "...What are you doing here?" I asked softly

And he stayed silent...the whole time after that. Either way, his company was nice and the side profile, ufff, amazing.

"Ok, we are here." I stared at the building for a sec before giving my mother a kiss in her cheek and entered to the building.

"Hey y/n! Nice ass!" That was the jerk of all jerks, Jonathan.

I turned around and stared at him, "Oh yeah?" He nodded, "Want to see me shop of your dick?" Changed my tone while saying that into a lower and more serious tone. He just stared at me with sealed lips and left.

I continued walking to my locker and I come to see tgat my freaking lock is broken, I search in all the spaces but nothing is missing.

"Come on! They had just changed me of locker!" I silently yelled. Started grabbing my books for the next few classes when I felt a hand in my shoulder, by instinct I grabbed the wrist, pushed the person against the locker and added pressure in the throat with my other arm.

"Hey y/n" Orlando smiled, "New move?" I chuckled and removed my arm, now, standing face to face I respond

"You know you shouldn't do that Orlando bunny." I laugh st the nickname I gave him a few time ago. Orlando was one of the few FEW people who talked to me, well, he talked to everyone but still.

"I know... I just forgot I guess man." He looked down, "Y/n...have your tities grown bigger?" His face looked confused.

I slapped his head and punched his shoulder, "Could you please stop looking and thinking 'bout tities when am around you?"

"I mean, yeah sure...and sorry about your lock." He points the locker, "Wayne thought it was still his but since-" I cut him off before he could continue

"Wayne?" I asked confused

"Yeah, Is tha-" i cut him off again

"Why did he tho?" I murmured staring at my lock in hand.

"It used to be his locker but oh well...he missed school for 3 weeks and yeah." He grabs his backpacks laces after explaining.

"Oh...ok, is he still here tho?" I looked at Orlando

"I guess..." he was about to say pther thing when the bell ring and we started to go toour classes, "See you later gorgeous!" He yells from the corner of the hallway.

I stayed there...just staring at my lock for a while, then order my things fast and left to class. What I didn't know was that someone was watching at me.

Three days later, i was walking back home and i heard s car going at full speed and nasty comments were started to be listend. I kept walking trying tk pretend they didn't exist when the car is suddenly over the sideway and infront of me.

"YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME ASSHOLES!!" I yelled.

"But...you are bot dead right, bitch?" Jonathan said getting out of the car. There were five, 2 guys and 3 girls. "Don't prefer to suck my dick and be my slut, promise I'll pay a good amount." He said infront of me,

"She is already a slut baby." Veronica said

"I bet she has sleeped with half school, wouldn't surprise me if you haven been org*e or something." You know, comments are comments, you are the one who decide what hurt you and whats does not, but being Cassie the one who said that...broke my freaking heart.

I couldn't stand it anymore, wanted to leave the place so i came up with a plan very fast. I walked closer to Jonathan trying to be the most seductive I could, touched his chest, abs and got closer to his ear and said, "You are going to regret everything" Punched him with all my strenght in this genitiles, stomp on his feet, punched his nose and ran the faster I could out of there.

"You bitch!" I heard from far but i continued running, I couldn't stop, i was scared, didn't know what could happen if the get me. I could hear the car engines behind me, but i didn't stop.

I was close a bridge, ran underneath it, passed some houses but i could still hear the voices and car. My legs hurt, i needed to catch my breath, i could hear my heart beat, my body felt on fire. When I less expected am suddenly trapped, there were some abandoned buildings and warehouses but no way to get put of there. This was it, my end.

"Couldn't escape from me you nasty little bitch!?" I heard his voice, i was never one to pray but believe when i say i begged to God to save me. "You ain't going anywhere...bitch" he was behind me, I could sense it.

My hair was pulled, he pulls me by my hair to his car and i notice that it's just him and another guy. Am not getting out of here.

"We are going to have so much fun!" He licks my cheek and i try to kick him wherever.

"HELP!" I yelled, "SOMEBODY PLEASE, HELP!" my voice sounded horrific, like if i hadn't drank a single drop of water in ages, "please" y murmure my last pledge before he finally puts me over the capo of his car.

"No one's gonna help you, you slut." He says, the other guy was just watching and standing still, doing nothing.

I gave up, didn't even notice I was crying until I tasted the salt in my lips. I felt him over me, unbucking my pants and then...i didnt felt his weight anymore, instead, i heard a cry of pain, and then another cry, and another and another.

I lifted my head and there he was, grey hoddie and little hammer in hand...my savior. I smiled.

My smile just grew bigger and bigger every second I saw that boy swing that motherfucker hammer, every second that Jonathan's blood was spilled. I lool around in search pf the pther guy scared that he might try to grab but I get calm when i see him unconscious on the floor.

A few minuts later th cries stop and i look up, Jonathan was missing 3 teeths and face covered with blood, i think he could even have a brocken rib or something.

Am sitting on top of the car's capo when a feel a slight, fragile touch.

"You ok?" Wayne askes pulling a string of my hair behind my ear.

"...now I am." I smile to him and he returns a little small tiny one with a grin. I was about to say something else when he suddenly speaks

"Want to be my girlfriend or whatever?" He says looking exhausted, I chuckle

"Try a little harder and I might be." I say soflty with a small thin smile and he avoids my eyes but I still get to notice a small blush.

...................

Hey! So, yeah. This is my first ever published thing. Hope you enjoyed it and if you want a part two or to keep writing, am open to any suggestion! Am not very good with the warnings section so if you could help me with it, i would totally apreciate that!

Thank you for reading,

[roundedloaf]

Vina Jie-Min Prasad's writing is SO GOOD, yes! She also has a short story in Uncanny called "Fandom For Robots" if you haven't already seen that one! And now for some mood whiplash, I'm just going to copy and paste in my original 10% of a fic idea that I had started writing in the tags: yes, give Three a hobby! And cooking has recipes to follow so it's even like having protocol. oh, but wait, SecUnits can't eat, so Three can't enjoy the food (1/?)

((2/?)  it makes, and I made myself sad about this concept I have known about for all of 30 seconds :(. but wait, I feel like it's implied at the end of the book that Three goes with the PreservationAux humans, so it could cook for them! and then Murderbot comes back to visit, and it is very definitely not having an emotion about its humans being all endeared to Three and Three's cooking and no, Amena, it definitely is not jealous it doesn't know what you're talking about anyway it's going to go

(3/3) patrol the perimeter now while all the humans are busy with dinner because it doesn't need to be there because it doesn't eat. And okay Murderbot has certainly emotionally matured over the whole series, and over the course of NE specifically, but also, consider: making it have New Baby Syndrome about Three amuses me, so sometimes you gotta gently nudge canon to get it to do what you want. Anyway I hope you enjoyed that long ridiculous ramble!

First off sorry for taking so long to respond! I had a lot of thoughts about this and uni has been a whole mess :(, secondly I have read “Fandom for Robots“, i love it so much and I didn’t realize it was by the same author!  

Thirdly onto Three, I have a lot of feelings about three and i love your idea!

Three is far more the sort of sad robot that Mensah and the rest of the humans were expecting Murderbot to be. Murderbot even from the start of ASR has a very clear sense of identity and individuality. It’s had the time from watching media and thinking and having to directly deal with a whole load of emotional pain. While it doesn’t really know what it wants, it at least knows a lot about what it doesn’t want. It doesn’t want to be looked at, It doesn’t want to be trapped, It doesn’t want other people to decide what’s good for it.

Whereas with Three, the clearest idea we get of who it is and what it wants is through the line “There is a lot about what is going on here that I don’t understand. But I am participating anyway.” Three hasn’t had the chance to build up any real internal identity for itself, all it knows is that it would like to help people (the other two SecUnits included). It is far more likely to accept help when offered, it is more likely to attempt to learn human protocol through trying it out. If given the same offer as Murderbot at the end of ASR it would take it.

I think also it’s still fairly unlikely to want to ask questions or to ask things of people. It was able to ask Murderbot for additional files, but from the sounds of things it took quite some time to work up the nerve to do that.

So after the end of Network Effect, it takes everyone quite a while to get everything sorted out, murderbot takes its time getting close to Peri’s crew, but eventually, possibly after a pit stop at preservation, murderbot goes off with ART and Three is on Preservation.

Amena is the person who insists on Three staying with her family. Ratthi offers, and so do Overse and Arada. Three gets a choice. This is important. Mensah and maybe someone else idek makes sure it knows that it has a choice, and that it’s welcome to make another one later if it doesn’t want to. (Three finds this confusing, but the HelpMe.2.file lets it recognize that this person can be trusted). But Amena seems very excited and tells it the most details about her home, so Three goes with her.

(sidenote: ratthi lives next door to overse and arada, and overse and arada are totally the friends who just show up on the couch, to the point that a number of ratthi’s friends get confused when they realize that theres only one bed because they know that the three of them arent all together (the times murderbot stays over it sleeps on the couch))

If i was going to write a fic, this is where it would start. Three is at the family farm, the very place Murderbot didn’t want to go. Mensah and Thiago are still busy dealing with some stuff, so the only person there who actually knows Three is Amena. Three is very confused, and i think a few of the humans try to treat it like murderbot? or how they think murderbot wanted to be treated.

(The children are of course excited, and ask it if it wants to share media. It doesn’t have much to share but at least one of them tries to share their favorite show with it.)

Anyway things are a bit awkward but Three is trying, and they’re all trying, The actual inciting cooking incident is Amena making something for a potluck, because tying in the social side of cooking/food is important. Amena gives an explanation of what she’s doing and attempts to give more of that social background on it. She also tells it that its welcome to use whatever in the kitchen if it likes? (Amena is aware that secunits dont eat, but either she’s distracted, thinks they dont need to eat but can, or is more trying to give an introduction to the way food works as a part of preservation culture)

Three takes her at her word, and when no one else is around it attempts to cook. Options: either replicating what amena made which gives the fun idea of it making cookies and then everyone thinking it was Amena, or attempting to make something else and making a total mess, having to entirely start over, just for the humor part of it. But when it starts to make halfway decent food (by it’s own confused standards) I think it leaves it out, or in areas that are known to be marked as communal food.

It’s a big family so maybe it takes a couple of days for people to notice that it’s Three cooking this extra food. There’s a bit of confusion, and I think its Farai that ends up talking to it, making sure this is okay, that it knows it doesn’t have to help, that its okay to cook when people are around, etc etc. Point being, at the end of this conversation she offers to cook with Three, if it wants to.

Smash cut, cute scenes of three occasionally cooking (and being taught how to cook) by farai and the kids and maybe even the other adults around. (a couple of times there are too many people in the kitchen and it freezes, they give it space when this happens). Three gets multiple checks from people that cooking is something it wants to do, rather than something it feels obligated to do.

Murderbot is incredibly confused when it gets back and this is happening. Like for a moment its offended because it feels like someone is forcing three into a more bot servant role, and is yet another person checking in with three about this. There is a bit of jealousy there, that Three seems to be interacting with the humans a lot better, but i think it’s more confusion. This is a person that Murderbot could never be, and frankly doesn’t want to be. It still wishes it was better talking to people but that would involve, ugh, talking to people. By the end of Network Effect i think its comfortable enough in it’s friendships to not worry so much about anyone replacing it. Plus i think the sort of relationships Three would build through this would be different to the ones murderbot has built.

(jeesh this got long)

[yyxgin]

dunnae worrae bestie ❣️ life gets in the way sometimes (and responsibilities)

okay so i just liked the kind of air to love alarm? idk it just made me feel like i was somewhere else bc i felt the production quality was that high. some of it was questionable i do agree w that but also song kang is total heart-eyes 😍 and meteor garden was sweet for like a minute each episode and the rest was me groaning in agony just wishing dong shancai would snipe daoming si’s mother. shancai did so much too?? like four episodes in she won a cooking competition against a girl who had literally been professionally training to impress one of the boys ✋ but shancai literally came from almost nothing. also — i’ve never been more frustrated w a drama than meteor garden like sis was literally dirt poor, came close to being evicted twice and her parents moved back to their fisherman hometown leaving her in shanghai (i think?) to make money bc they couldn’t afford the city but she had the newest phone 🛑✋

very early on in my kpop days i had no idea who to bias or however that worked and i was like ‘well i like stray kids i’ll just buy an album’ anyway one of the pc’s i pulled was a polaroid type thing for changbin and i said to my friend wow that’s such a boyfriend picture and that’s the story of how i ulted changbin. im so blasé about so much it’s worrying sometimes 🙀🙄✌️✌️ im not too bad about watching things. i used to struggle a lot but bc i’ve trained myself to read fast enough to see the subs and then flicker to the scene on screen so i don’t get bored. i do feel sometimes as if i am following when i’m looking at my phone but realistically i shouldn’t be this bold 😬

noice!! i’m still new to adulting but i’m p sure ive been at it for longer than i think. when i was fifteen and working in a hotel i was asked if when i was finished for the summer i was going back to uni 🤡 all i keep thinking about is finally having a job again and being able to spend an entire pay check on albums ngl i haven’t impulsively bought anything recently and i’m itching to be irresponsible w my money again 🤠 i know some girls who have preordered all the versions of dream and MAN am i tempted 😭😭😭 this is getting so out of hand at this point i’m going to have to strap myself to my bed until june this is not it ☹️

i have read for nct members certain members are more popular in like eastern us? i imagine it’s to encourage trading or to buy more albums so i could only guess that’s what’s happened to me w mamamoo 😭 theyre thé only gg i am properly into. i didn’t want to be thirsting over boys all the time bc... idk i just wanted some variation so mamamoo it was! twice is too many people for now (don’t even say but nct has 23, ik ik but i was only on my second group and i refused to acknowledge more than one unit for like 7 months bc i was scared) and blackpink has like 2 songs 🤡🤡 i added this bot called zephyr to my discord server and me and my friend roll for collectible kpop cards (it’s p neat and i’ve found groups i wouldn’t have been able to find myself otherwise) and she’s helped me discover so many groups! i think i was enjoying a fromis_9 song earlier <3

i’m always having good days these days 🥺 so i hope yours was good too!! also i don’t expect you to reply to these straight away (bc they’re unnecessarily long) i just try my best to reply straight away otherwise i’ll forget i even sent sumn in the first place! ~🌻

the production quality was definitely very high with love alarm, it looked so nice and aesthetic :(( but like,,the storyline ?? when they kissed in the first ep?? i- that was it for me. i couldnt watch it any longer. my best friend  finished it tho and i think she liked it,,so like-- fair.

PLEAAASE METEOR GARDEN SOUNDS SO MESSY i lowkey wanna watch it just for the shits and giggles now,,i can’t,,, like the cooking competition? that sounds like a fucking disney channel plot to a movie. i am all here for it tho

YOU HAVE A CHANGBIN POLAROID OKAY BESTIE I AM ON MY WAY TO ROB YOU NOW. DROP YOUR ADDRESS,,,DEADASS. AAAAH also i am bad at watching things to the point when i forget to turn on the subtitles sometimes and then get surprised when i dont understand a shit anD THATS when i realise somethings wrong. 

i am so new to adulting pls,, this is my first part time job and i also didn’t have a bank account until literally today. i am a babie,, i couldn’t even do things by myself like i can’t fucking order for myself in the restaurant because i am socially anxious hihi. bUT i figured working with people might help me get rid of that and i am also fullfiling my childhood dream of working behind the cash register now, so that’s cool. the only thing i need now is to graduate, go to uni and do my driver’s licence and then i’ll be adulting for real imo

i am really good with money surprisingly?? i dont spend much, because i dont have money lmao and when i do i keep it because i just like the thought of having money and not the actual spending. YOUR FRIEND BOUGHT ALL THE VERSIONS OF THE DREAM ALBUM??? LOWKEY ME FDKAJ no but fr i think i’m just gonna order the boring version once i start working because it fits my aesthetic the most and i love the concept photos. also if i pull that one specific renjun photocard i might just cry my eyes out but i’ll be happy with anyone bc i literally ult the entirity of dream at this point. 

ooh i dont really enjoy the sound of girlgroups i think ?? i need some noise if you know what i mean :( im not into like chill songs that much. bUT uhh i like itzy and i am gay for them pls. i also havent listened to their comeback yet so i am a fake fan i guess but i’ll fix that soon i prOMISE

i am doing well and i am also glad you are doing well !! <3 your asks make me so happy dfjka i finally dont feel as invisible on this stupid site lmao. also thanks for understanding that i dont reply that quick, but i tend to just uhh leave things be for a while ?? like i get a message and i dont always reply straight away for some reason. but yea. thank you !! <3

[ships-for-you]

Thank you for requesting again love! Although I regret to inform you that I don’t really write for InuYasha so please do excuse the fact that I won’t be writing for that part of your matchup.

For OHSHC, I ship you with Tamaki!

You’ve mentioned that you aren’t really the type to, “fall in love at first sight” so I thought this scenario I had in my head would be pretty interesting.

You would have met when he transferred, along with Kyoya since he would’ve been the batch governor with you as his vice.

His loud and bubbly nature probably scared you at first and you wouldn’t really know how to properly handle him.

Not to mention the fact that he immediately went for the chivalrous kiss on the back of the hand.

You’d withdraw your hand iMmeDiAteLy from this blonde and distance yourself from him behind Kyoya, who you weren’t so close with but friends nonetheless.

He knows about your predicament, by the way, as he has conducted his routine background check on all the students including you so although he knows, he doesn’t let it affect his behavior around you too much.

You’re trying to be as mature as Kyoya and you apologize for having such an adverse reaction to his advances.

He would probably say something along the lines of, “A fine maiden such as yourself needn’t apologize for being so demure. A man’s touch, especially from someone as beautiful as I, can indeed be frightening, but you dont have to be afraid of me.” Plus a wink.

It’s so over the top that you just sigh at his narcissism and your governor sighs beside you.

I mean, sure he’s very conventionally handsome but is he really all that though?

You bond along with Tamaki and Kyoya for he had this theory that since you’re a female, he’d be more likely to listen to you while he can monitor him as well.

You’re all in the same class anyway so it’s more convenient that way.

From there you notice how your transferee has gained a lot of attention and is mostly popular with the ladies so you really can’t help but think,

Wow, it must be nice to have people that at least seem to care about you.

Then he comes to you and Kyo saying that he wants to host a club. Specifically, a club whose goal is to make women happy, which sounded odd, but you guessed there was no harm in it.

But you needed to recruit other members if he wanted it to work to which he informed you that he had students in mind already.

You’re impressed to see the club once it’s fully functional and although it may seem immoral, you know of Tamaki’s intentions now and know they are mostly pure.

You share the same, “sheltered” home life experience as he never really got to go out much in France before he turned 14. He’s likely to tell you his life story before Kyoya because you’re female.

But also because he, not that he’s aware of it, cares for your opinion more.

He finds himself thinking, “I hope that she looks at me and thinks, ‘damn, he’s so pretty.’” a lot since mommy issues lmao.

But on a more serious note, he listens to your advice whenever you comment about how too superficial his flirting technique is because he believes that,

1, your gender as a girl and knowing the ins and outs of one should definitely help him

and 2, he really wants to know specifically what makes you more at ease.

Tamaki is the type of person to physically show that he is in love with someone but not mentally acknowledge it until something hits him in the head with the cold facts.

And that’s on Kyoya.

Kyoya is very entertained seeing you and Tamaki bond throughout the course of the anime. whoops, way to break the 4th wall.

He is also a bit annoyed that Tamaki just can’t man up and say so because he can’t help his brain function normally.

Kyoya understands that you may avoid commitment due to issues you face privately and his best friend shares them too because he doesn’t want to see women crying because of him.

He’s already seen it from his mother, I don’t think he wants to see it again.

So unless you are willing to take the risk to confess first or Tamaki realizes his feelings sooner, this would end up no where and would fizzle out once Haruhi enter the picture.

For Kiss Him, Not Me, I ship you with Nozumu Nanashima!

I feel like you would meet Nanashima in middle school along with Igarashi.

As we all know, Nanashima can seem fickle or superficial with his interests in girls and I agree but!

It kind of boils down to the fact he hasn't experienced proper dating before and didn't really have the interest to prior to meeting Kae nor you.

I hypothesise that he, much like Tamaki, will probably physically show his interest in you before actually coming to a conclusion that he has feelings for you.

Basically, his body knows more than his brain.

You know, because he’s stupid.

Although I ship you with Nanashima, that doesn't necessarily mean he’s the only one interested in you in the moment.

I mean, who else could it be but Igarashi?

Although he doesn't vocalize it, he feels really inferior to Igarashi as he feels like he is better at the things they bot share a common interest in like soccer.

and you

Nana doesn't really like thinking that way but it’s just something he thinks on autopilot so even if he doesn't like it, he can't really help it.

In the end, he'd surrender to his thoughts, give up soccer, and decide to just be the bad guy to Yusuke’s good guy.

He doesn't give you up as, you know, he doesn't know he likes you. 

Igarashi sees it though but thinks that it gives him the advantage to gain your interest faster.

You would be very oblivious to whatever little banter they're having because it either seems like their flirting with each other

“I’d treat you so much better.” “Oh yeah? Better than who, me?”

Or you just think so negatively of yourself that you’ve perceived you're just unlovable, even with the 2 of your friends with you.

It doesn't help that when Kae suddenly lost weight, they barely hung out with you anymore since they're always with her.

“Ah, sorry (y/n)! I thought I’d hang with Serinuma for today.” Igarashi would say with Nanashima behind him nodding along but not really looking in your direction.

Normally, you would've let it slide if this hasn't been going on for a nearly 2 months and them barely talking to you halfway. Plus, you were really tired of overthinking and loosing sleep from crying.

Since you fear being truly alone, the past 2 moths with them constantly flaking would make you feel like the inevitable was happening.

You’d just shout at them and tell them how you feel, not noticing that you were crying and people in the hallway would definitely stare and observe just to see what happens.

Igarashi would not know to do and stay frozen in place, would apologize and bow, and then leave. Nanashima would've probably left before Igarashi opened his mouth to apologize.

Although that did not seem like it would suffice, you just decided to let go but would likely lose the will to attend school the following days after, on the excuse of being sick.

Igarashi would feel like utter shit but just keep it to himself while Nanashima is deeply bothered but doesn't acknowledge it.

It’s only when Serinuma took care of him when he was sick did he break down and told him how awful he felt, how confused, and just lost.

When she tells him that he's confused because he just doesn't know how to set his priorities straight and that he may have feelings for you, he connects to and to together and is simply devastated.

He’d thank her for doing over and taking care of him but would like it if she were to leave him alone as he thought things through.

Maybe even a dance break with Kirari might lift his spirits.

From then on, he'd make a point to go to your house and try to apologize, especially since he left when he had the chance to before without a word.

He’d explain that he's never experienced something like this before and that his feelings for you are genuine. He'd apologize so much and try to make you feel better by telling you all the things he thinks are true about you.

How patient, non judging, how you probably bottled up your feelings so you wouldn't make them feel bad for constantly blowing you off,

Everything he appreciates about you.

He’d then ask you out but, as it’s his first time and he's already made a bad impression, he'd want to go slow.

It’s a learning process for both of you and although you're wary since you don't want to get hurt again, you accept but do agree that you two should go slow. 

He tries to be more himself around you and you try to be more open about your problems to him. You try to better and grow with each other.

[starkerinlove]

Is this Happiness

Tony Stark/ Peter Parker.

Part 1

( Spiderman kidnaps Tony to get the avengers to stop trying to capture him. Only then, Peter realizes how bad avengers treat Tony and vows to take care of Tony Stark, Earth's best defender and his childhood crush and hero better. This is Tony and Peter helping each other and finding the happiness they deserve.)

Tony wakes to being bound by some strange rope like substance which is soft at the same time. His head is covered in a black cloth bag of some sort and his legs were tied to the chair with the same substance. The last he remembers is fighting some bots. The now pardoned Rouge avengers had called him to the fight. They had promptly blamed him for the bots even though he would never make anything soo mindless. He had made better bots when he was 17 years old and drunk of his head colllege student.

He didn't know who had kidnapped him or how. Just as he was trying to get out of the rope or figure out a way to reach Friday, the bag covering his head was yanked off. The light was too bright, squinting his eyes he could see someone dressed in red and blue, some sort of spandex or pajamas. Oh, now he remembered, it was Spiderman, the guy Shield had been trying to 'recruit', or thats what the other avengers said anyway. They had been trying unsuccessfully to capture him for a while now. But he didn't get why this guy decided to kidnap him. Tony wasn't even part of avengers anymore, just their wallet and fire power.

"So, Mr. Stark i thought it was time, we had a little talk. Seeing how you avengers are soo eager to get me and all."

Ahh,so another problem he was gonna get blamed for that he had no control over. This day was just getting better and better. " listen here Spiderman, I'm gonna be honest. I have no hand in what the avengers do, so you might want to take your grievances to the other spandex clad hero or maybe your arachnid sibling."

Somehow Tony could see the disbelief on the guy's face though his mask. That was cool. Maybe Tony could do that to his suit too. Then he could show how unimpressed he was with the rogues without having to leave the safety of his suit. Yay, this was something he will be looking into.

"Look, i don't know how else to spell it out for you. I don't control the avengers. I m only tech, money and public face for them when things go wrong. Kinda like a sugar daddy who gets no sugar and all the contempt." Saying it out loud hurt quite a bit but Tony always knew this to be true,so he had to say it if it would get him out of this.

The guy seemed to hink for sometime before he answered, "Mr. Stark, i don't know how much i believe you. You are the best fighter among the avengers,thats why i brought you here, so we could talk and get this resolved. I'm the friendly neighborhood Spiderman, Mr. Stark. I wouldn't hurt you"

"Yay, you have a funny way of being friendly", Tony grumbled.

Again Tony could see the the guy becoming awkward and uncomfortable through his mask. He had no idea how that was possible. And his web like rope wasn't having any give. It was neither cutting into Tony nor it was loosening. Tony really really wanted to study it. And like the guy had said he was friendly neighborhood Spiderman. He doesn't harm anyone, so

"Hei, tell you what, you get me out of these ropes, let me study your suit and web and ill have a talk with the avengers and shield and try to get you immunity. How does that sound,huh?"

The guy backed a little bit, posture becoming defensive, " Why do you want to study my suit and web? "

"Well, you know me, I'm Tony Stark. Ofcourse i wanna study this engineering marvel. I have seen your webs holding more than 10 tons and still have enough flexibility and give for you to swing around, its really brilliant, spidey"

" uh, wow, You just complimented my invention. I mean you, Tony Stark, genius inventor, scientist of the century, Iron man just complimented me....yeah, this is awesome. Thank you soo much Mr. Stark. Big fan. Love your work" The guy was practically gushing at this point, bumbling on his feet like an excited puppy.

Tony couldn't help grinning. Wow this was the best kidnapping till date. It was soo long since he had someone genuinely happy and enthusiastic about his inventions.

"So what do you say spidey?, wanna let out your hero. I promise ill try help you out with the avengers."

The guy seemed to deflate on the spot. " I'm so sorry Mr. Stark. I can't do that. I really need the avengers to back off. I have tried talking to them. But they don't listen and thats why i thought if i made someone listen, this could be resolved. But, i can't let you go, now. "

" So whats the plan here. Kill me and make me an example of what would happen if they dont let you be? "

" Of course not Mr. Stark. I would never hurt anyone. I'm just going to keep you here, till they stop coming after me. But Mr. Stark you have to believe me, i will not hurt you Mr. Stark. I swear."

When Tony pointedly rocked his chair using the web binds, the kid resured Tony, " Are they hurting you Mr. Stark, they are supposed to be soft so they don't cut into skin. But, I'll even take them off if you promise not to leave. "

It was cute how the guy was so naive and also how much he cared for Tony's comfort. More than how much his teammates seemed to do. Tony was gripped by the memory of bleeding out in Siberia left to die by his so called teammate. Tony shook his head, took a deep breath.

" okay spidey, i promise to not leave. Get me out of these and get me some water if you have. "

The kid immediately got him out of the binds with some dissolvent. He had to study that too.

The guy gave him some water from a back pack which was lying on the floor of some, Tony took a good look around, floor of some abandoned warehouse. Orignal.

After drinking his fill of water, Tony looked at he guy. " So what are we doing, spidey, i hope you have a plan?"

" I already told you Mr. Stark. I just have to make the avengers listen to me. Now that i have you they will have to listen. We just wait."

Tony let out a self-deprecating laugh nad said " Yeah, real solid plan there spidey. Except you seemed to have forgotten an important part. They don't care about me. So yeah, not gonna work"

" But, you.....you are Iron man, sir and you are a hero and their friend Mr. Stark. Of course they would care about you" The guy said it like Tony was just a child with self-esteem issues, like he was preplexed by the very idea of someone not caring about Tony Stark.

Tony almost wished that were true. " Whatever. I'm telling you as it is. You can believe me or not"

Tony was just realizing how much his whole body hurt from the battle and then getting knocked out has given him a killer headache. He knew without his suit he wasn't going to be able to fight a super powered guy. Moreover he seemed sweet enough. Tony was gonna sleep and hope all of this resolves itself tomorrow. By then the guy would have realized it was futile to try use Tony as a bargaining chip and hopefully would let him leave. Or maybe Tony will try buying his way out of this. Yay he will do that tomorrow.

He dragged the chair he had been tied to, to a corner and sat leaning on a wall. His eyes were getting heavy. He was even strangely feeling safe with spidey around. Weird. Maybe he was just too drugged up. He slowly lost himself to sleep feeling someone sit near him, softly running hands through his hair.

[langstwhynot]

(Don’t) Make(-it-)up

Warnings: Shance, grammar mistakes, where Lance has Vitiligo.

PLEASE NOTE THAT I DONT HAVE VITILIGO AND I DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE, SO IT MAY TRIGGER SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW MORE STUFF ABOUT IT THAN ME, PLEASE DONT READ IF ITS A TOUCHY SUBJECT FOR YOU AND I MEAN NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE.

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From a really young age, Lance learned how to do makeup. He was taught about so many abilities he could do, that it was written in his brain. Forever.

He asked his sisters to teach him, he asked from his mother to as well, sometimes he would even do their makeup just to practice and they would tell him how to get better.

It was fun.

But the reason he had to put makeup every morning before school, or every afternoon to meet with his friends, or sometimes after showering when he didn’t feel comfortable with himself, wasn’t fun at all.

He hated how he looked.

The only thing that gave him hope in his body was his dark blue eyes, that people said they were beautiful.

He would do anything for people to say it directed to him.

He would look on himself in the mirror with a face of disgust and disappointment. Why couldn’t he be like all the other kids? Why did he had to be cursed with this colorful skin?

It was rare to be born with Vitiligo, but of course Lance had to be different.

He is always the odd one from all.

He never showed or told anyone about his skin, only his family knew, and a few other kids in school, by accident! He never took down his makeup in front of people. Only late at night when he was all alone he would take the cream off from his face and hands, just to go straight to sleep.

Sometimes he would cry himself to sleep when his mind replayed the faces and screams from the kids who saw Lance cry in the bathroom of school, and the kids he ran past by when he tried to get to the exit.

Most of the times when he cried quietly, trying not to wake up his siblings, his mother was the only one to hear him. She would come and sit on his bed, brushing his hair and saying that he looked beautiful. She would repeat the things she loves about him and the things he’s good at, until he fell asleep.

When his mother was deep in sleep or too busy to hear her son crying, because of late night working or taking care of his younger siblings (or anything else), he tried to say good things about himself. He tried to copy his mom’s doings.

It was never the same as she did.

~~~

Lance landed Blue in the clearing forest he found and jumped out from her mouth when she crouched down. He drew his bayard and scanned the area around him for any enemies. It was clear.

“No Galrans here.” He said into his helmet. No one said anything except of Shiro saying calmly “Roger that.”

Lance sighed and looked around.

“Hey Pidge? Which side did you say I need to turn to?” His eyes jumped from the path into the right side of the forest surrounding him, to the left one. Pidge growled. “Didn’t you listen to what I said?” She answered angrily. Dealing with Galra and Lance at the same time wasn’t one of her things on the “to do” list.

Lance was about to answer when she replied. “If you landed your lion facing West you should be fine if you just turn 37 degrees and go straight.”

He repeated the information inside of his mind.

“That means to go left? I’m going left, screw this.” He murmured to himself and started stepping into the big mess of green.

When he got to the end of the path he saw some of his teammates already fighting. He joined the battle without hesitation. Hunk and Keith joined a few moments after him.

It was hard to fight the Galarns when you could barely see them. It wasn’t that late, in fact, it was almost afternoon on this planet. But Lance didn’t have the time to pull his head up to the sky and see who turned off the sun (or two suns, he couldn’t remember).

He hid behind a massive tree that was twice his size, and from time to time when the shots on him seemed to relax he would pop his head out for view and aim on his targets, which caused them to fire back again.

Once he hit all the three of them, he ran over and rolled on the ground to reach the pile of boxes and hid behind those. He pressed his back and scanned the area to his sides.

On his right Keith was slashing every moving creature that came near him, which is why Hunk was 40 feet away, backing up.

And on his Left Shiro was being... Shiro, with his weird and cool fighting tactics, cutting through bots and kicking heads. Pidge wasn’t to far away from him, for once using her special height ability against the very tall Galarns and causing them to fall flat on their back.

Lance yelped when a shot came too close to his head, he turned around and aimed on the target. A purple Galarn with two cat ears and a mark coming down his face, like-cutting-it-for-two-sides.

Lance and the Galarn were both aiming at each other’s head, trying to get the best position before pulling the trigger so they won’t miss and get killed. Luckily, Lance was the first to pull it and hit his enemy. The Galarn fell back on the ground.

Lance turned his head to the other side with a sigh of relief. He scanned the area, trying to focus through the dark on which figures are his teammates or... not, and also searching for an answer of how many Galarns are left.

And he was happy to see Pidge cutting through the last bot who fell on the ground in two different pieces. He smiled and got up from behind the boxes.

“Great work team, now we should get back to the Trixons’ city to tell them we took down the threatens ship.” Shiro said as he took down his helmet, walking closer while the others did as well. They made a circle.

They kept talking but Lance couldn’t listen. He finally was able to look up to the sky to see what made darkness cover the planet’s afternoon. He took down his helmet to make sure what he got was right, and not just the helmet’s dirty glass. He raised an eyebrow when he saw he was right.

The sky were gray.

“That’s weird.” He whispered to himself, a hopeful feeling raised in his chest and made his heart race a bit. He looked down to his friends who kept talking and cheering, not all of them took down their helmets.

Hunk finished his laughter and turned to face Lance. “What’s weird buddy?” He asked, without any confusion showed. Lance didn’t care, he just wanted an answer. “Am I the only one that see the sky are gray?” He pointed up.

This drew everyone’s attention up to the cloudy sky. “Huh,” Keith let out. “They really are.” He continued.

“Ew! Keith! Stop spitting on people when you talk!” Pidge said as she wiped a water dot from her forehead, looking up to Keith on his left. “I didn’t spit.” He said.

Lance looked up to the sky again and blinked his eyes when a tear dropped on his nose. He opened them again, now they were shining in awe. “It’s-“ He smiled. “It’s raining!!!”

Some of his friends gasped as more tears started to fall down on them and around, looking up to the sky, unabling to keep looking for too long or else water will get in their eyes. Soon they started cheering.

Everyone took down their helmets now, they jumped around and danced, laughed and hugged, how much did they all miss rain. Something to bring them a feeling of home.

But all their feelings weren’t even close compared to Lance’s. He kept his head up to the sky with his eyes closed as he cried in joy and tears mixed with a salty rain came down his cheeks. He smiled.

The smell of the water meeting with the ground and the sound of the leaves of the trees being washed clean. The wind that came from time to time and made Lance shivers, but he didn’t care. The static sound of the drops who only got stronger and painful with their falling down to the planet. Lane began to laugh as well.

He didn’t heard when, and he also didn’t notice, that his teammates stopped laughing long time ago.

“Lance...?” Shiro said quietly.

Lance turned to him and wiped the tears and the rain from his eyes so he could see the black paladin. He flinched when he met with his teammates’ face of worry. “What?” He asked, and no one answered.

Pidge just pointed on her own face.

Lance, who saw nothing on her face, pulled his hand up to his cheek and met with wet. He pulled his hand back away when he saw on his hand a light brown cream on the fingers that met with his face.

Oh no.

“Oh no.” He now said out loud, backing away from his friends and covering his “naked” face. “No, no, no no no!! Don’t look at me!!” He yelled, looking out around from the mask made of hands he made to cover his face, between his fingers, searching for his helmet.

He found it and put it on his head, turning around and running away from his friends. “Lance!!!”

~~~

Lance stared blankly into the abyss his legs hung above. He sat on a cliff and stared down into the forming darkness inside of the crack in the ground.

How could he forget about his skin? How could he forget the makeup? Now his teammates are going to think he’s disgusting and ugly, or pity him for how he looks. He doesn’t need that.

He sighed deeply and buried his face in his hands.

“Lance?”

He flinched and turned his head around to see Shiro, standing with a worried look a few feet behind him. Shiro started stepping forward and Lance suddenly wished he would have picked a better place to hide at. Shiro came and sat next to him.

No one dared to talk, Lance barely let himself breath. But for sure he won’t let Shiro look at him and see his face, so he looked to his left side where Shiro didn’t sit at.

“Why didn’t you tell us?” Shiro said, putting a hand on Lance’s right shoulder. Lance didn’t turn his head. “Did you tell us about your nightmares?” He replayed aggressively.

Shiro stayed quiet for a few seconds after speaking again. “You can’t compare this to nightmares, Lance. It’s different.”

Shiro was right, it was different.

How Lance could be so selfish? Shiro has been captured for a whole year, tortured and got his arm cut off. He can’t compare his ugliness to Shiro’s pain. That’s unfair.

“You’re right, I’m sorry.” Lance sighed and tried to focus his thoughts on the sight in front of him. To his left side, where he was looking, the green trees stood up high and the clouds began to disappear in distance, probably moving with the wind to cover another place with it’s rain.

The two suns’ beams gave them a bit more light and Lance smiled at the weird green rainbow formed for the mix of the light with water (Stfu).

“Lance, please look at me.”

He sighed again, but this time he turned his head to look back into the abyss, so Shiro could see now his right profile. “You don’t have to hide your skin.” Shiro said finally, and Lance got confused. He looked up to Shiro to see his sad smiling face.

“We love you for being who you are, not for how you look.” Shiro tilted his head. “Besides, I think it looks cute.” Lance jumped from the sentence and flushed red. He covered his face again but now, it wasn’t in shame of his skin.

Shiro knew what he did to Lance, but he still kept going with his explanation. “We are team Voltron. The defenders of the universe. Not even a scary powerful dude living for 10,000 years can stop us.”

Lance chuckled into his hands.

“If we want to win this war, we need to accept each other and trust each other, no matter what.” Shiro continued, and pulled Lance by his chin to turn his head and take his hands off so the two could share a look. Lance didn’t fight.

“Do you trust us? Do you trust me?”

Lance watched Shiro’s eyes sparkle with hope. And suddenly, he felt like all his problems blew into dust and flew with the wind, far far away.

“Yeah.” Lance smiled. “I do. Thanks.”

~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•

I’m sorry for the shitty ending<3

[chimeramoth]

gjdfkjgk omg i hope u dont mind me asking like a billion things for that ask meme: jase 1, 18, 20, 22, 33, 49, 51 / catfish 1, 2, 22, 47, 54 / echo 8, 18, 20, 44, 45

thank you for sending in all these questions!!

Jase of the Redwood (D&D Character)

1. Age, Birthday, Star SignShe is 22, born on July 27, and she is a Leo

18. Have any special keepsakes?She has a few interesting things in her inventory. She has a bi-corn statute that she and her team named George, a Bag of Bens, a golden dragon hair comb, and a telepathic ring of frog detection. Her favorite item however is a brass whistle that is used to train, or call for, Raks. 

20. Clothing/AestheticShe is The Hero. The mighty, charismatic knight who loves to go to the tavern every night to chat with the locals, have a few pints, sing some songs loudly, make jokes, and talk to the pretty ladies. She’s usually wearing some form of knight’s gear, whether it be her full armor when she’s out fighting, or in the softer garb the knight’s wear just around the town.Her aesthetic is definitely something around woodworking, metalworking, and glass working. I think of crafted barrels made of oak and iron, a classic knight’s armor mannequin, blown glass vases, and the sound of searing metal being dipped into water.

22. Fave color?Bold foresty green and rusty orange.

33. How have they changed over time? Jase has definitely had to work on maturing. She went out on her own from her village in hopes to quickly find a solution to the famine plaguing her village’s farms, but realized it is not so easily fixed. She has had a high ego previously in regards to flirting with women. She also has been a bit naive before, talking when she should have been preparing for combat, and that has often led to the bad starts of her battles in the beginning. 

49. What are some themes tied to your character’s story?She is the Hero personality. The Hero knight who will lead her party to victory to triumph over ne’er-do-wells. She WILL put up her best fight, and she WILL NOT rest until it is over!   

51. What were some inspirations for your character (people, movies, games)?Although I made Jase before this other character was released, I often find similarities between Jase and Brigitte from Overwatch. I also think of the scene from Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet:“Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?”“I do bite my thumb, sir.”“Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?”“Is the law on our side if I say ‘ay’?”“No.”“No, I do not bite my thumb at your sir. But I do bite my thumb, sir.”“Do you quarrel, sir?”“Quarrel, sir? No, sir!”

Catfish (OC in a modern Tokyo setting)

1. Age, Birthday, Star Sign19 years old, born December 4th, Sagittarius

2. Gender IdentityHe’s a male.

22. Fave ColorNeon pink/hot pink, followed by neon blue, then neon green.

47. What was this character’s biggest turning point in their life, something that changed them almost completely?One of the most significant turning points in his life was the first time he ever hacked into someone else’s account. It was actually just a dead and forgotten account on some forum threads that didn’t seem to have much use, but he did it. And once he started, he could not stop himself. He enjoyed the little highs of success, each time growing riskier and riskier. From basic forums, to basic firewalls, to not-so-popular social media, to not-very-secure online games, to dead emails, to bot accounts, gradually climbing up the ladder.

54. What does your character want, and what do they need?At this point in his life, he’s not sure of what he wants to do with himself. He holes himself up in his dark bedroom all day at his gang’s sanctuary. He does get antsy if he hasn’t had caffeine in a while or junk food, or sometimes he gets an itch to gamble his skills, money, or cryptocurrency. What does he need? He doesn’t know that either. He thinks he’s doing fine in this gang, so as long as he has all his high-tech computery gear and is left alone for the most part, aside from tasks that the gang assigns him.

Echo (Partially a furry OC and partially a fursona)

8. Weapon of Choice(?)He doesn’t usually fight, but I guess his teeth, claws, and muscles.

18. Have any special keepsakes?He and his best friend, Firefly, traded best friend necklaces/collars. It’s his favorite thing to have on him at all times.

20. Clothing/AestheticEcho doesn’t wear clothes much. Sometimes a baggy tee shirt or sweater. His aesthetics, I think of marble (as in the rock type, not the glass spheres), glass pebbles used in crafts or goldfish tanks, robin eggs, the crest feather of a cockatoo, sweaters, and cliffed mountains.

44. What’s their pokemon team? Try to pick all 6.Archen, Drifblim, Chatot, Togekiss, Carbink and Mega Altaria.

45. Theme song (and a playlist if you’ve got it!)I think of the Chocobo tune, but sung by a bird. Or Bluebird by Gumi.

[thehalfworld]

Fanfic MST: ITS MY LIFE!, a Portal fanfic [part 13]

For something that makes absolutely no sense and conveys nothing of substance, this fic does go on for quite a while. I honestly don’t even remember how many chapters are left, but we’re at least a few more from the end.

There’s a bit of gore in this one.

Recap: Marissa tried to take down the Chell/GLaDOS fusion, accompanied by Wheatley, who was predictably useless, and Rattman, who was also pretty useless (and also died, but whether or not that’s permanent remains to be seen). It was revealed that Chell is actually Rattman’s daughter due to some sort of DNA mix-up. The co-op bots showed up to ostensibly help Marissa, but, after she defeated the Chell/GLaDOS fusion (killing Chell in the process), the bots turned on her and shot her in the head. 

Chapter 1

Previous chapter

AN OMG I GOT 102 REVIEWS EVEN IF THERE MOSTLY DUM FLAMERZ THATS STILL PRETTY GOOOD FOR A FIRS STORY!

Man, I love her optimism. Raging at your “flamers” is common for badfic writers, so seeing an author be positive about all the reviews she’s getting, even though they’re almost entirely negative, is kind of refreshing.

Unfortunately, MarissaTheWriter dropped this attitude later on, but let’s cherish it while it lasts.

ALSO THANK RAI AN APE SOME THING BECOS THEY GAVED ME SOME REALY COOL IDEAS FOR THE NEW CHAPTERS!

I don’t know who these two are. I’m guessing people who reviewed her story.

PS MARRISSA DIED THAT PROOVES SHES NOT A MARRY SUE OK!

Well, no, actually, dying is really common for Mary Sue characters. In fact, the original Mary Sue, the character from whom we got the term Mary Sue, died at the end of the fanfiction she starred in. It’s a good way to make your OC look tragic.

PPS THIS HCAPTER IS FROM WHEATLY POV

Oh geez. Oh no. I don’t know how much more weird British slang I can take.

ITS MY LIFE!

CHAPTER THIRTEN: MARRISSAS RESSUREKSHUN

Yeah, that’s the other thing. Having a character return from the dead has the effect of making them look super special and important, and overdoing that is how we get Mary Sues, so…

This was the most bloody terribel thing ever.

I agree.

Oh, you mean Marissa’s death, not the fanfic itself. I take it back.

Marrisser was died with a gun shoot to her soddin head an blood an branes were all over ever were.

Gross! Thanks for the mental image!

I gared at Atlas an P-Body hoo killed the one thing I loafed an shouted "YOU BLOODY BUGGERS IM GONNA WANK YOU!"

That’s going to be difficult. He has no arms and they have no genitals. It’s Aperture Science, though, so I’m sure he can find a way.

But I didnt have arms so i cold not hurt them but I sooooooo mad they ranned off any way.

Yeah, nothing scarier than Wheatley threatening to “wank” you.

Bloody sods. "Marrissa why didnt I was able to safe you! IM SOOOOO SORRY!" An I cried bloody bukets of robottears.

Not sure how that would work, but I don’t need it elaborated on.

It was the end an I thot a bout commitin sewiside like GLaDOS did when a turrent came up to me.

"GO HEAD AN BLOW ME SODDING BLOODY BRANES OUT SO I CAN BE AT PIECE!" I yelled loud at the turrent. "No im diffrent! I am Oracle Turrent an I no how to make Marrissa alife!"

Wow, okay, that’s a character I wasn’t expecting to make an appearance. The turrets can’t walk, though (except the frankenturrets Wheatley created, but the oracle turret wasn’t one of those), so I’m not sure how this one managed to approach him.

No bloody way I o-mouthed in all the shock. "How can she life wen her hed sodding exploded?" I britished at him for tryin a get my hopes up.

“Stop making up pointless new words!” I Irish-Americaned at the author.

"Rember that she has the speshal powers, one of them is that wen she eats the zombee taters instead of become a zombee wen she dies she just becomes alife a gain!" It all made sense, the turrent was a bloody geinus!

Well, they can’t very well feed her potatoes when she’s a headless corpse, so swing and a miss.

"Common lets wankin go!"

Does anyone know what MarissaTheWriter thinks “wanking” means?

The Oracle Turrent ranned fast an I rolled on my rale right to the zombee taters quikly we grabbed up all of them an got back to Marrissa body.

How are they grabbing things when neither of them have arms?

I coldnt help but cry at the site of my troo love with head all open an messy.

Yeah, sounds pretty gross.

"Its ok Wheatly soon she will life!" The turrent made me more happy an we started stuffin the buggerin taters in Marrissas mouth.

So she’ll come back to life, promptly choke on potatoes, and die again. Excellent plan.

Then she started coffin an all the blood was got healed.

I hope “coffin” was a pun. On second thought, no I don’t.

"W Wheetly?" She asked in the most butiful voice in the hole portal worled.

Marissa, give GLaDOS her vocal processor back right now and no one gets hurt.

"Oh Marrissa I thot you were bloody gone for wankin ever!" We hugged an kissed an things was gettin hot an heavy so the Oracle Turrent left becos he didant want to see that kinna stuff.

I don’t either. I’m going with the turret.

MEANWHILE IN THE PAST

…thinking about whether or not that phrase makes sense is hurting my head. Moving on.

Teen Fortress 2 was MAD an PEEVED at Gabe Jonson an his dotter Marrissa Roberts for killin there leader Cave Jonson.

Hey, hang on a second. Whose point of view are we from now?

They wanted ervange speshally on Marrissa sinse with out her Gabe wold not have been a hard fight.

I’m going to assume for now that we’re just in third person.

"We shold right a mean things on her facebook page!" The evil Heavy dummed. "No you idot this is the past facebook isnt invented yet!" The evil Medik extricated.

Interesting how they know about Facebook although it’s not been invented yet.

All of em was angry but coldnt thing of a way to revenge Marrissa when the evil Ingineer got a idea. "I no! We will create an evil clone of Marrissa an send it to the futur an kill her!" It was a good plan.

Evil clones are always a good plan!

After school the teen fortress all gotted together at evil Ingineers hose an builded the clone mashine.

Ah, yes, the clone machine.

How are they going to clone her? She left. She’s in the future. Doing something I’d rather not think about with Wheatley.

"But we dont have dna evidance?" Evil Sniper said in sexay british aksent.

I doubt that, seeing as he’s Australian.

But the evil spy lolled an pulled out some thing. "I stolled some of her hare just in case we needed it for some thing."

Outside of making evil clones, is there really much use for hair samples?

He frenched an gave evil Ingine the hare an they started to clone Marrissa.

You cannot use “he frenched” like that. You just can’t.

A few mins later the clonin was done an a gurl stepped out hoo looked kinna like Marrissa but more evil an mean with angry face.

So she looks like Chell, but meaner and hotter. Alright. I’m into it.

"I am Assiram Strebor an I will kill Marrissa Roberts!"

Nice backwards name. Oh, sorry. Ecin sdrawkcab eman.

TO BE CONTINUED!

OH NO! CAN MARRISSA STOPS HER EVIL CLOWN?

I recommend getting a group of kids to fight it in a sewer somewhere in Maine.

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON ITS MY LIFE|!

She’s right! Tune in next time for some evil clone and/or evil clown fighting action!

Next chapter

[drunkendragons]

I watched the Emoji Movie and heres my liveblog of it. I just- put all of this into a word document so I can just copy and paste. Also Im watching it on kimcartoon. Lets get this over with. Warning for swearing so if you aint into that dont click the read more. Also this probably wont make a whole lot of sense. Also spoilers. Merry Christmas.

The Sony logo followed by Columbia- they animated a fucking phone coming up and putting an emoji over the face of the Columbia chick. Here we fuckin go gents. Here. We. Fucking. Go.

I don’t know what im hearing but I don’t like it.

NARRATION!

Wow atoms and code to sound fake deep awesome

‘like every freshman in highschool, everything revolves around his phone’ followed by two people walking into each other. Hey so fuck you

‘and attentions spams get shorter and shorter and youre probably not even listening to me right now’ DOUBLE FUCK YOU

Emojis aren’t the most important way of communication in history, word ar- im like three minutes in and im already ready to frog.

TEXTOPOLIS ARE YOU FUCKING.

The shrimp is fucking Australian what a surprise I HATE KNOCKING OVER THE ELDERLY elephants remember joke ah hahh h a hh ah

Theres the poop joke. Great.

This fucking Meh is insecure

Are you fucking- HIS PARENTS. SAID. ‘I DON’T THINK YOUR READY.’ THIS MOTHERFUCKER COMES IN, MAKES A SHITTY MEH FACE IN THE MIRROR AND THEN THE MUM IS LIKE ‘o ye this kid is ready’ like??? ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Boob joke with peperoni

Smiler was the Original Emoji are you for Serious

THERES NOTHING LIKE GETTING SCANNED FOR THE FIRST TIME

Why do they need to reproduce like- is there an emoji graveyard or something? Do emoji’s die? Also I betcha this smiler chick is like- obsessed with her popularity and doesn’t want to be replaced or something

Another poop joke.

Gotta be meh gotta be meh.

Words aren’t cool? Fuck you.

Wow he manages to fuck up everything on the first day what a surprise

Smiler is so passive aggressive holy shit

Angsty rooftop sitting

His parents fucking suggest that he becomes a hermit

Another poop joke- nope Im counting that as two

#TRUTH kill me

I dont think they know who their target audience is supposed to be cause i sure as hell fuckin dont

Shes flossing aggressively

He fucking? She was like ‘o you messed up once time to die’ lol

Why does high five wanna get into this fucking party so bad

He just called coffee edgy are you shitting me

HE CAN POINT BUT HE CANT FORM A FIST

‘theyll never find us down here’ bitch you just threw the fucking painting or whatever you were using to hide it

Also why is the Loser Lounge only accessible through blowing a hole in the wall of the Favourite Emoji place

Sweep so you won’t cry? What the fuck?

The eye animation on these foreground emojis make me Hate

#BLESSED

The meh I was meh-nt to be. no

IM SORRY ARE THEY WEARING THE FUCKING SKINS OF OTHER EMOJIS OR AM I MISSING SOMETHING

Im guessing the stormy one is the cloud.

What could a teenage boy possibly want to hide from his parents?

Why does this kid need to hide fucking illegally downloaded music? And viruses? And internet trolls? In a fucking fake-dictionary??

Couldn’t he just make a face when the bots are looking for him and they’ll think hes someone else.

Is this part just an ad for candy crush

If you’re over it TURN YOUR FUCKING SOUND OFF YOU MORON

She spat on Glasses Guy twice and then punched him. Chill.

Obvs. Kill me. Kill me in the face.

Why did she- sort of get all feministy and then have it ignored completely.

Is this an ad for youtube now.

Did his parents just get a fucking divorce.

Great highfive just ate his own vomit so that’s great.

I like the just dance lady. I think.

Theres literally no way he should have been able to get over to her. She should be dead.

Blushy hair push.

Slay.

Please don’t tell me they’re gonna try and make that a Thing

Oh my shes a princess what a shocker

Where the fuck did these bullshit murder robots even come from. And why the fuck do they need to dance and WHY THE FUCK CANT THIS STUPID KID TURN OFF HIS FUCKING SOUND.

Also that’s not how you delete an app.

Welp the only character I liked died and it wasn’t highfive.

Why does this fucker scream unnecessarily

I AM :D SO :DD ANGRY :DDDD

Poop joke number whatever

IM LIVING THE UPGRA A A A AAAAAAAAAAAADE!!! (im sorry bmc)

Sassy gypsy. Fuck you.

Oh cool an unnecessary cut to highfive

TURN YOUR FUCKING SOUND OFF YOU MORON ITS SO EASY

Oh look another brushed off feminist thing

Are they gonna fucking kiss I swear

ANOTHER CUT TO HIGHFIVE FOR N O REASON

Oh look the parents are back. Or the mum is at least.

Wow the dad has other emotions wow

God I fucking hate this movie. So much.

How the fuck did Jailbreak know that she had upgraded her bot

Let me guess it fucking grabs jailbreak and then they have to save her

Oh well that didn’t happen but they’re in the dropbox now and highfive vomited up a candycorn again

I’ll feed you answers that I DON’T KNOW

Highfive stop being such a bitch about handing over the answer

I wanna know where she got the fuckin wristband from

Ooo shade. Kill me.

Did she hack herself. She did didn’t she.

ARE YOU SERIOUS HE GOT HEARTBROKEN AND THAT’S WHAT MADE HIM MEH? FUCK YOU

Also the robot coming into the dropbox is bullshit and contradictory to what Jailbreak said and Im mad about it

Jailbreak please don’t give up your dreams to follow that fucking moron

She fucking called down the twitter bird.

You could say the malfunction is in his Genes.

Poop joke again

Callback to what he said before

WHAT FUCKING KID DELETES EVERYTHING OFF THEIR PHONE BECAUSE THEY DON’T KNOW TO TURN OFF THE SOUND.

Yo everyone just died but lets have an emotional speech

And a flashback montage

Okay but she should be fucking dead

ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO CAN ACTUALLY EXPRESS HIS FEELINGS FUCK YOU

That isn’t how phones work

I hope he payed the lady for wastING HER FUCKING TIME

Wow everyone loves him now yaaaay

Oh b oy  a fucking dance ending

Let me guess, emoji po- yep there it is

Of course theres the selfie

Okay but literally gene is the only emoji he needs. Hes the Alpha Emoji.

I hate this.

Its over.

I fucking hate this.

[verdigrisprowl]

June 12 Dancitron Movie Night - Batman (1966 version)

Fuzzytimed to some point vaguely after some of Prowl’s restrictions are lifted. He spent the whole movie being vaguely confused and upset. General consensus was the movie was fun, despite—or perhaps, because of—the terrible puns.

ItsyBitsySpyers 7:54 pm *Soundwave is lazily stretched across his couch, visor running through a visualization of the music while he waits. Snacks are out, as usual.* Tarantulas 7:57 pm *tarantulas anticipates prowl won't be there, so he actually gets to come fullsize. SNACKS. he's apparently never noticed those when he's come before, he's snagging like a million* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:58 pm *That's fine. If there's enough to support Laserbeak's pigging out there's enough for Tarantulas.* Tarantulas 7:59 pm *good. you'd be surprised how much those spider paws can hold* Astrotrain 7:59 pm *do you have enough for some handshovels* Windchill 7:59 pm *Slinks through the entrance, it would almost be sneaky were it not for the blown raspberries to accentuate every step.* Bevel 7:59 pm *arrives with a bang. literally. she might have hit her shoulder on the door by mistake* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:59 pm *There are. A lot. * Astrotrain 8:00 pm *a lot in his mouth, yeah* *will lay on the floor w/ his cheeks still chipmunk'd* Tarantulas 8:00 pm *plop! next to soundwave on the couch, a friendly/tired tele-poke greeting* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:00 pm [[Mind the door, Bevel. It is difficult to fix when broken.]] Windchill 8:01 pm *Stops to take stock, scanning the room to see who's present.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:01 pm *Frenzy bounces over and parks himself near Astrotrain. Rumble waves at Bevel.* Bevel 8:01 pm Oh, um... *steps back to check she didn't actually break the door, hold please* Astrotrain 8:01 pm *offers some of his uneaten bounty?* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:02 pm *Yoink. And a wave to Windchill. Soundwave nods to Tarantulas and moves his legs so the spide can sit.* Ratchet 8:03 pm *pops in* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:03 pm ((starting in about 5, i wanna get a quick snack)) Windchill 8:03 pm *He waves back, then ducks low to creep along the floor to his chosen seat, as IF nobody can see him doing so.* Bevel 8:03 pm *it's not broken so she's going to trundle in finally and get something to drink and a few snacks* Astrotrain 8:04 pm *squinting @ bean, er bevel ... vaguely familiar??? but did he actually ever SEE the bean.... hm* *waves at anyway* Bevel 8:06 pm *waves--oh hey, she knows that bot* Astrotrain, hi! Astrotrain 8:06 pm *ALSO ANYONE WHO WAS ALARMED EARLIER HE STILL HAS BOTH OPTICS* hey, uh.... you're.... hey you! Ratchet 8:07 pm *on the floor in front of the screen seems like as good a place as any to sit tonight* Astrotrain 8:08 pm *yes hello floor company* Windchill 8:08 pm *Finally takes a seat, crossing a leg over his knee and folding his hands in his lap as if he were not just crawling around on the floor like a cretin.* Bevel 8:08 pm Bevel! I am Bevel. You know Ratchet. Res 8:08 pm *wanders in, soaked to the bone* hi Ratchet 8:08 pm Eh? Astrotrain 8:08 pm oh, yeah.. the um... not that one Bevel 8:08 pm Not you. Soundwave's Ratchet. *motions to their host* Astrotrain 8:08 pm yeah the bulky one Ratchet 8:08 pm Ah. Big Ratchet. Astrotrain 8:09 pm she doing alright? Res 8:09 pm *hops over to the nearest couch and throws himself over the back of it* : > ItsyBitsySpyers 8:09 pm ((OKAY i return let me see. warnings... eh. just keep in mind it's from like the 60s. that should do. i didn't get to prescreen for more detail)) Astrotrain 8:10 pm HANG ON I GOTTA GET A FUD)) subtitles on would be good too)) Bevel 8:10 pm *tilts hand back and forth* She in still functioning but things are really stressful. There is a lot of stuff to do in New Praxus. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:10 pm ((ACK go quick)) Astrotrain 8:10 pm unless everyone else is too distracted by that)) Res 8:10 pm ((subtitles work)) Ratchet 8:10 pm [[ subtitles make things so much easier for me, always ]] Bevel 8:11 pm [[I'm an always subtitles kinda person Astrotrain 8:12 pm yayyy ok i has fud)) Ratchet 8:13 pm *hmm. hmm. floorsits are all right, but...* *just flopping right down to lie on his back is even better. yeah. can still see the screen, all good. perfect.* Res 8:13 pm *is gonna perch on the back of the couch until he has reason to move and/or gets distracted and falls off* Astrotrain 8:13 pm *.......... this room skews hella autobot wtf* Res 8:13 pm *is not the best bird that ever was* Windchill 8:14 pm What a theme. Bevel 8:14 pm *very much not an autobot* Res 8:14 pm *is debatable* Astrotrain 8:14 pm *u look like an autobot* Windchill 8:14 pm *Isn't an autobot either what the heckie.* Astrotrain 8:14 pm *pats floor next to him for bevel to sit unless she's already got a space* Bevel 8:14 pm *not her fault her creators were the most autoboty bots to autobot ok* Astrotrain 8:15 pm *would honestly be more fine if everyone sat ON him but y'know* Bevel 8:15 pm *she got distracted by snacks and drinks but will definitely take that floor seat by Train* Me 8:16 pm ((whose the lady outside? did alfred get married?)) Windchill 8:16 pm *Claps his big vulture-esque hands.* I love this narration. I hope it continues for the whole film. Astrotrain 8:16 pm that's the aunt... nanny.. thing??)) i dont remember)) ItsyBitsySpyers 8:16 pm ((aunt harriet)) //Aw, man, 'n Whirl ain't even here.// Astrotrain 8:17 pm can you imagine if someone had that as an altmode though Windchill 8:17 pm Aw man, Whirl isn't here to see the batcopter! Astrotrain 8:17 pm with the little extra wings Windchill 8:17 pm *blinks.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:17 pm //Aaaaaayyyy.// *Thumbs up to Windchill* Tarantulas 8:17 pm *alright, time to actually start eating the snacks - tarantulas is gonna take em one by one and try to subtly pop em between his mandibles into his monstermouth* Res 8:17 pm Batcopter sound like Ratbat but fast Windchill 8:17 pm *Hand over spark.* Res 8:18 pm Them fly soooooo sloooooowwww Astrotrain 8:18 pm bat drift angle ItsyBitsySpyers 8:19 pm *Soundwave glances over at Tarantulas, curious about those mandibles of his, before returning his attention to the screen. Just try to not chew too loud.* Windchill 8:19 pm Bat...bat ladder. Astrotrain 8:19 pm its labeled for convenience Me 8:19 pm *a belated arrival* Windchill 8:19 pm *Wipes an optic.* Me 8:19 pm *he was specifically invited* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:19 pm /I was under the impersonatin' that bats ain't makin' lots of use outta ladde-- hey!// *Rumble waves.* Astrotrain 8:19 pm *+1 autobot.....* Res 8:19 pm Keheehee Me 8:19 pm *tiny nod. there's the inviter* Ratchet 8:20 pm Heya, Prowl. Windchill 8:20 pm I hope this is the shark scene. Astrotrain 8:20 pm *just gonna... sink closer to the floor as a more subtle floormat* Ratchet 8:20 pm *says Ratchet, from the floor* Tarantulas 8:20 pm *prowl?!??!!? oops tarantulas has dropped a few snacks* Res 8:20 pm Them fly so slow. Seaspray get away, keheheh. Me 8:20 pm *... hovers uncertainly. rumble invited him, does that mean he's expected to sit with rumble?* Bevel 8:20 pm *will block like... part of Train with own bulk yep* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:20 pm *Soundwave shakes his head, sits up, and nudges the snacks under the couch to clean up later.* Windchill 8:20 pm It is! Res 8:20 pm *sees an opportunity* *LAUNCHES at Astrotrain* :> Windchill 8:21 pm *He SO THRILLED.* Astrotrain 8:21 pm *the 10% of his body appreciates it ASHFAJH&U* yes hello Windchill 8:21 pm Sock 'em, Batman. Tarantulas 8:21 pm *nono, come sit with tara, he's moving out of his spot so prowl can sit there on the couch* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:21 pm //You gonna get comfy or what?// Windchill 8:21 pm Shark repellent BAT SPRAY. Res 8:21 pm Hi Bevel 8:21 pm Ha, shark repellent. Astrotrain 8:21 pm as opposed to the non bat version ItsyBitsySpyers 8:21 pm *Frenzy's giggling away at this shark business* Me 8:21 pm *... rumble's question didn't actually clear up the issue* Um. Windchill 8:21 pm *Giggling like a fiend.* Robin what are you DOING. Res 8:22 pm *perches on Astrotrain's shoulder now, has trapped the decepticon forever, good job swoop* Astrotrain 8:22 pm his best Res 8:22 pm Why upside down? keheh Windchill 8:22 pm *He's into this film. Amazing.* WOW. Bevel 8:22 pm Did it blow up? Astrotrain 8:22 pm *accepts his fate* yes bat spray is explosive apparently Windchill 8:22 pm I want it. Just so I can say the name. Me 8:23 pm *... well, everyone's clustered together today, sssso.* *sits.* Astrotrain 8:23 pm your true identities: humans ItsyBitsySpyers 8:23 pm *Rumble scrambles to the back of the couch and nods. Soundwave bobs his helm as well.* Windchill 8:24 pm They ARE though. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:24 pm @Prowl: (txt): Good sight. Prowl: missed. Me 8:24 pm *hm. batman is pro police in this movie.* *acknowledging ping.* Res 8:24 pm *tap tap tap tap tap taps Astrotrain's helm* Windchill 8:24 pm *Batman is based off of Zorro, everyone knows that.* Tarantulas 8:24 pm *verbal and nudge greeting to prowl!!* Astrotrain 8:25 pm *...... is slightly less accepting of his fate* do you mind Me 8:25 pm *acknowledging ping to tarantulas* Res 8:25 pm No :> ItsyBitsySpyers 8:25 pm \\SWOOP DON'T NEVER MIND NOTHIN'.\\ Res 8:25 pm Me Swoop punch Con, him say him Astrotrain. It not Astrotrain. You Astrotrain. Me Swoop remember pick up. Kehehehhehh. Astrotrain 8:26 pm i mean to be fair i could have forgotten Windchill 8:26 pm Oh my god. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:26 pm [[...What kind of reasoning is this.]] Windchill 8:26 pm What a stretch. Astrotrain 8:26 pm but what did they look like Tarantulas 8:26 pm Prowl, would you like - ? *went to offer snacks, then realized holo* Oh, hyeh. Me 8:26 pm *... squints at the movie* Windchill 8:26 pm *Rubs under his optics.* Res 8:26 pm Big Me 8:26 pm *this is the worst detective work he's ever seen. and he was at ratchet's murder mystery.* Astrotrain 8:26 pm im remembering ahead, w/ the riddles XD)) ........... how big Windchill 8:27 pm That was...amusing. Bevel 8:27 pm *giggling into her hand at the movie* Windchill 8:27 pm *He's being nice about it.* Res 8:27 pm BIG big Wings and helm fins Astrotrain 8:27 pm sharp teeth? red and black? annoying? called it ItsyBitsySpyers 8:27 pm //That// point point //is how come we got a Wall'a Shame.// Astrotrain 8:27 pm catwoman i mean Res 8:27 pm Yah But no No annoying kheheh Me Swoop LIKE punching Keheh it Ravage Astrotrain 8:28 pm did you at least dent his face like a lot Res 8:28 pm Didn't punch face Astrotrain 8:28 pm can you punch face NOT MINE Res 8:28 pm Sure :> ItsyBitsySpyers 8:28 pm *Well, he likes their logo.* Astrotrain 8:29 pm if you'd bring back a helm fin that would be good too but dent the slag out of 'em, say it's a gift from me Res 8:29 pm Kay Astrotrain 8:29 pm penguin food.... Windchill 8:30 pm I heard that wrong. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:30 pm //Hah!// Res 8:31 pm What fink mean ItsyBitsySpyers 8:32 pm //'S like a dirty lyin' fragger don't keep none of his promises.// Res 8:32 pm Swindle Astrotrain 8:32 pm superfine bat grain ItsyBitsySpyers 8:32 pm \\WHAT'S WITH ALL TH' SIGNS? HE DON'T KNOW THAT'S FOR MAGNIFYIN'?\\ Astrotrain 8:32 pm it helps him remember i mean they had to label the bat ladder Windchill 8:33 pm What a beautiful boat. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:34 pm [[At least he knows how to stick to a theme.]] *Quickly nudges Tarantulas. Shrink, shrink.* Astrotrain 8:34 pm needs more batwings Res 8:34 pm Flying faster than boating Tarantulas 8:34 pm *aw shit hold on, tarantulas has a Bad Feeling, he's definitely gonna - yyyyep* Astrotrain 8:34 pm starscram the deceptican)) Windchill 8:34 pm Flying's faster than most things. Tarantulas 8:34 pm *now there's just a pile of snacks on the floor, sorry for the cleanup later sw* Astrotrain 8:34 pm *what clean up* *omnomnom* Res 8:35 pm *tries to snatch treats from Astrotrain* :V Windchill 8:35 pm I'm gonna have to practice my quacking, it seems. Res 8:35 pm *flops his wing over Astrotrain's face, problem solved* Astrotrain 8:35 pm *bites wing* Whirl 8:35 pm

ItsyBitsySpyers 8:35 pm *Soundwave lifts his feet away from the two wrestling over snacks* Res 8:35 pm *jokes on you, he has brothers with razor mouths* *kicks Astrotrain and transforms into robot mode* Astrotrain 8:36 pm *he has a sort of razor mouth!! but this is fair* Res 8:36 pm NO bite ItsyBitsySpyers 8:36 pm *And props them up on his feelers* Res 8:36 pm Bad manners Whirl 8:36 pm ((y'all can't hear me right......)) Me 8:36 pm ((nop)) Astrotrain 8:36 pm i saw em first i got dibs Windchill 8:36 pm (( Nope! )) Res 8:36 pm Me Swoop have better optics Maybe swoop see first huh Windchill 8:36 pm I guess that explains the explosion... Me 8:36 pm ((oh how nice, batman and robin are pro-shark)) Astrotrain 8:36 pm *SHOVES TREATS DIRECTLY IN MOUTH* THEYRE GONE Res 8:37 pm *BOPS* Me 8:37 pm ((i mean, except when the sharks are biting them)) Whirl 8:37 pm ((WOO)) Astrotrain 8:37 pm *too late, they are gone* Tarantulas 8:37 pm *sad spide is sad to see his snacks get scarfed* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:37 pm //They got Mirage locked up in a--? Oh.// Astrotrain 8:37 pm ...... did... did you intend for them to see the giant penguin head Windchill 8:37 pm I love that outer underwear. Res 8:37 pm *raspberries @astrotrain* Astrotrain 8:38 pm *sticks messy glossa out at* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:38 pm [[At least it isn't Jazz.]] Res 8:38 pm *RASPBERRIES INTENSIFY* Me 8:38 pm *doesn't even react to the giant magnet* Whirl 8:38 pm *creeps on over to his usual table* Windchill 8:39 pm Whirl! *WAILS.* Whirl 8:39 pm What's all this, then? *GENUINELY JUMPS* Windchill 8:39 pm You missed the batcopter! Astrotrain 8:39 pm bats and buoys bat buoys ItsyBitsySpyers 8:39 pm *...Well, that's odd. Prowl usually shows SOME interest...* Whirl 8:39 pm Damn. Ain't that always the way. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:39 pm *Soundwave casually lets his hand touch the couch so the spide can climb up for better view if he wishes* Astrotrain 8:40 pm rip bat buoy Me 8:40 pm *just kind of apathetically slouched.* Windchill 8:41 pm ...What. Me 8:41 pm ((WHAT)) Windchill 8:41 pm *Covers his face and snickers.* Astrotrain 8:41 pm so that was that porpoise's.... porpoise ItsyBitsySpyers 8:41 pm //Whaaaaaaat.// Windchill 8:41 pm An actual porpoise wasn't in the budget. Res 8:41 pm kehehhehheheh Bevel 8:41 pm *laughs* Res 8:41 pm Porpoise Bevel 8:41 pm *tuning in and out whenever there's a really bad joke* Windchill 8:41 pm *points.* Classified Waste. Astrotrain 8:42 pm *points at self?* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:42 pm //Heh.// Whirl 8:42 pm *snickers and plops himself down* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:42 pm *Soundwave isn't going to pester Prowl about his mood because he doesn't want to be accused of fussing, but he's taking note of this non-responsiveness.* Tarantulas 8:42 pm *tarantulas is gonna decline the offer sw, no touchie right now, but he WILL touch if he wants to talk* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:43 pm //Yo, Whirl.// *Rumble flicks a snack at him.* Windchill 8:43 pm *Brows furrow.* Res 8:43 pm *paps Astrotrain's cheek* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:43 pm \\HOW THE -FRAG-.\\ Astrotrain 8:43 pm that's a talented missile Res 8:43 pm KEHEHHHEH what??????? How sky write EXPLOSION? *pat pat pat pat pat pat pat* Astrotrain 8:44 pm .................... robin Bevel 8:44 pm ...what? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:44 pm [[A sp--what.]] Whirl 8:44 pm *his claw snaps up and he catches it* What's up? Astrotrain 8:44 pm obviously Windchill 8:44 pm Catalyst. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:44 pm //Where were ya?// Astrotrain 8:44 pm ok but how do sparrows hold machine guns ItsyBitsySpyers 8:44 pm [[Wouldn't that be the same sum as any other rectangle?]] Astrotrain 8:44 pm wings?? Bevel 8:45 pm Hey, Whirl! Res 8:45 pm *PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PATPATPAPATPAT* Astrotrain 8:45 pm *PATS BACK* Res 8:45 pm :V Astrotrain 8:45 pm what do you WANT Res 8:45 pm Me Swoop have question ItsyBitsySpyers 8:45 pm *Glance. Is even the bad math going to be unremarked on?* Astrotrain 8:45 pm fat birds with a machine gun what Whirl 8:45 pm *waves to Bevel--with the snack in his hand* hey, think fast! *gonna toss it to her* Res 8:45 pm Uh forgot ItsyBitsySpyers 8:45 pm *D:* [[Why explode an octopus?]] Res 8:45 pm wait Bevel 8:45 pm *fumbles it slightly but manages to keep it from hitting the floor* Astrotrain 8:46 pm because penguin hates fish Whirl 8:46 pm Nice. Res 8:46 pm you Astrotrain go space flying. Yah? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:46 pm [[An octopus is not a FISH.]] Whirl 8:46 pm *and will spare Windchill a bob as an official greeting as well* Astrotrain 8:46 pm sometimes, yeah? penguin hates octopuses Res 8:46 pm What like? Movie rocket explode. Astrotain don't explode. Yet! Kehehehhe. Windchill 8:47 pm *Gives Whirl a coy wave.* Astrotrain 8:47 pm been there, done that, bought the t shirt Res 8:47 pm Exploding? Or space? SPACE exploding? 😃 Astrotrain 8:47 pm exploding ItsyBitsySpyers 8:47 pm ((i love that he refused to shave and they had to color his mustache)) Astrotrain 8:47 pm ...... kind of in space? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:47 pm ((it's so ridiculous)) Astrotrain 8:48 pm space is basically like...... atmosphere flying but better Me 8:48 pm ((it is)) Res 8:48 pm How better ItsyBitsySpyers 8:48 pm [[It's not better. It's cold.]] Astrotrain 8:48 pm no air resistance Res 8:48 pm No resistance sound boring. Not feel fast. Yah? Astrotrain 8:49 pm it feels very fast it feels like freedom Res 8:49 pm *chews on his claw tip* Me Swoop not cold. Because fire, FWOOSH! But no space fire. Hmmm. How cold COLD? Windchill 8:50 pm ACCESS to BATCAVE via BATPOLE. Bevel 8:50 pm Batpole Astrotrain 8:50 pm there's not really a good comparison.... what Windchill 8:50 pm ..Batpole... ItsyBitsySpyers 8:50 pm *A BANANA?* Astrotrain 8:50 pm ballpoint banana on the batpole thE ONLY POSSIBLE ItsyBitsySpyers 8:50 pm [[The only possible!?]] Res 8:50 pm keheheheee Bevel 8:51 pm These are really bad riddles. Res 8:51 pm *isn't trying to solve the riddles but is loving all the reactions* Astrotrain 8:51 pm what about attack bananas Res 8:51 pm *watches the room, not the movie* *unless the movie starts killing people* *in which case movie time* Me 8:51 pm *the riddles make no sense* Astrotrain 8:51 pm they're jiddles joke riddles Res 8:51 pm Oh them live in cave too :> Bevel 8:51 pm Ha. Me 8:51 pm *are the riddles that bad or are prowl's logic centers that fried* Bevel 8:52 pm *they're that bad* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:52 pm *They're really THAT BAD.* Astrotrain 8:52 pm *pokes his perching dinobot* you shouuuuld ask someone to take you to space to see for yourself Windchill 8:52 pm *The solutions are even worse than the riddles themselves.* Me 8:52 pm *no, clearly prowl's brain is operating at too low a level to make sense of them.* Astrotrain 8:52 pm tag urself i'm [accordion continues])) Res 8:52 pm Us go to space? :> Astrotrain 8:53 pm well-- i mean-- it doesn't have to be me d'you want it to be me?? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:53 pm //They got a curtain that big?// Res 8:53 pm Cosmos all small Me 8:53 pm *slouches more* Res 8:53 pm Omega Supreme never play with Dinobots Skyfire uhhhh do Skyfire stuff Astrotrain 8:54 pm are they gonna frick though Res 8:54 pm Frick? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:54 pm *Glance. ... Hfff.* *This new development can't go through quick enough.* Bevel 8:54 pm Batcat. *giggles at her own joke* Windchill 8:54 pm She can slide up and down that batpole. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:55 pm [[Mechs, please. We do have a newbuild in the room.]] Me 8:55 pm (("no comment," he says. translation: they're already fricking.)) Astrotrain 8:55 pm she's going for the ballpoint banana damn it Whirl 8:55 pm *whispers at Windchill* So, what's... going on? I gather there's some kind of viviglante? Res 8:55 pm Newbuild *huffs* 😶 ItsyBitsySpyers 8:55 pm //Sure, start a date on lies. That ain't gonna go wrong.// Astrotrain 8:56 pm they're both full of it this worked out a little better in that other movie with the penguin funeral ItsyBitsySpyers 8:56 pm \\I REMEMBER THAT ONE.\\ Windchill 8:56 pm *Raises a brow, but at least whispers in return.* What do you mean? Whirl 8:56 pm O--I--*SNICKERS* That THING. Windchill 8:56 pm Um. Astrotrain 8:56 pm *snORT* Res 8:56 pm what blink thing? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:56 pm //Now THAT'S Ravage.// =Get slagged.= Whirl 8:57 pm Can you do that with your eyes, Ravage? *rapidly blinks his own optic by way of demonstration* Me 8:57 pm ............ jet pack... umbrellas...... Res 8:57 pm :> 😕 Astrotrain 8:57 pm this batbruce would get shredded by the other catwoman..... honestly this one too Res 8:58 pm 😕 😕 😕 ItsyBitsySpyers 8:58 pm *Ravage turns his nose up. He's not dignifying that.* Astrotrain 8:58 pm eat his face Me 8:58 pm ... jet pack umbrellas............... Whirl 8:58 pm *continues to be his own personal strobe light* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:58 pm *Rumble falls off the back of the couch laughing* Bevel 8:58 pm I want one of these. Astrotrain 8:58 pm ....... same Windchill 8:58 pm ...I can't deal with that. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:59 pm *From behind the couch:* //It's like the Boss wit' no wings.// Me 8:59 pm *silently mouthes "jet pack umbrellas"* Astrotrain 8:59 pm you didn't even disrobe, bruce what are you even doing Res 8:59 pm This boring. Fight better. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:59 pm *Soundwave pings Prowl. Did he get stuck on a loop?* Astrotrain 9:00 pm hide your batpole Me 9:00 pm *hides face in hands* Res 9:00 pm :V :> Windchill 9:00 pm Finally. Whirl 9:00 pm *times his optic flashes to the brass instruments* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:00 pm *........Is he laughing? Is that going to be a laugh? Or is that a "Primus why"? Attentive watching, here.* Astrotrain 9:00 pm okay but why is the joker wearing a mask... Res 9:00 pm Kehehheehee Whirl 9:01 pm Damn, right when I was getting the hang of it. Astrotrain 9:01 pm BLESS MY DUSTPAN Me 9:01 pm *mumbles brokenly* jet pack umbrellas Bevel 9:01 pm Bless my dustpan. Windchill 9:01 pm Bat Rope. Wow. Res 9:01 pm ((swoop is not remotely old enough for the jokes I want to make)) Astrotrain 9:01 pm becaUSE you ALREADY CAUGHT HIM listen i wanna see the octopus ItsyBitsySpyers 9:02 pm *Gently pats Prowl's leg. There, there. It can only get sillier.* Res 9:02 pm Keheheheh them should test Me Swoop want to see Funny trap PFF Windchill 9:02 pm *Cackles.* Astrotrain 9:02 pm ..... i wanna see that too ItsyBitsySpyers 9:02 pm *Rumble tries to get back over the couch and falls off again* *He's loving this too much.* Res 9:03 pm Her not good at masks Astrotrain 9:03 pm you can get a lot done in 2 minutes Bevel 9:03 pm *offers servo to pull Rumble up* Res 9:03 pm Swoop can kill all them in 2 minutes, definately ItsyBitsySpyers 9:04 pm *He'll take that.* Whirl 9:04 pm So, who're these guys? The mooks in the costume? Bevel 9:04 pm *hauls him up* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:04 pm //Crimefightin' types. Batman 'n Robin. Like that movie Blurr got last time.// Whirl 9:05 pm I meant the dudes around the phone--these guys! One of 'em looks familiar, at least. Astrotrain 9:05 pm the best part o fthe movie honestly that's what they are ItsyBitsySpyers 9:05 pm //Oh. Uh, Joker, Riddler, 'n ... what's the bird guy. Duck? Chicken?// Whirl 9:05 pm Chicken? Astrotrain 9:05 pm p.n.gwynne Whirl 9:05 pm Well, his name i s Chicken NOW. Windchill 9:06 pm Chicken is the perfect supervillain name. Res 9:06 pm Him bad at headbutts keheh Whirl 9:06 pm If I ever decide to turn in my badge and lead the life of a criminal... that's gonna be my alias. Windchill 9:06 pm Chicken? Res 9:06 pm Why chicken? Astrotrain 9:06 pm ........ is it because of the legs *glances at chicken legs* Res 9:06 pm !!!!!!!!! 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 ItsyBitsySpyers 9:06 pm \\HOLY FRAAHAHAHAAH\\ Whirl 9:06 pm *bursts out laughing* Astrotrain 9:06 pm aww, no visible octopus Whirl 9:06 pm OH NO They thre HIS DOLL in THE WATER! Windchill 9:07 pm *Briefly thinks to append that with 'fingers,' but thinks better of it.* Astrotrain 9:07 pm and then he was eaten by a porpoise Res 9:07 pm Porpoise is dolphin :> Bevel 9:07 pm A porpoise with a special purpose. Whirl 9:07 pm ((gotta refresh, one sec)) Astrotrain 9:07 pm a very hungry dolphin Res 9:08 pm Me Swoop am veryhungry Because Astrotrain eat snacks ItsyBitsySpyers 9:08 pm [[Then get snacks. There are still plenty left.]] Astrotrain 9:08 pm myeh myeh myeh Whirl 9:08 pm I had a snack, earlier. I would've given it to you. Res 9:08 pm *flops pitifully* Astrotrain 9:08 pm *completely unmoved* Me 9:08 pm *prowl's face was buried in his hands. now he's lost. why was everyone laughing* Bevel 9:08 pm *throws an extra snack at Swoop* Res 9:08 pm :V Whirl 9:08 pm Oh, his name is Duck. Res 9:08 pm : > *nom nom nom* Whirl 9:08 pm He keeps quacking. Windchill 9:08 pm That means you can keep Chicken for yourself! Bevel 9:09 pm Quack quack. Res 9:09 pm Chirp :> Windchill 9:09 pm Her...Her eyebrows. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:09 pm *You could ask, Prowl, but it wouldn't be much better than jet pack umbrellas* Astrotrain 9:09 pm what are you going to do to guinea pigs Me 9:09 pm *he thinks he'll just sit here being baffled* Astrotrain 9:09 pm OH ITS PEOPLE Res 9:09 pm Her carly say guinea pigs means testing stuff ItsyBitsySpyers 9:10 pm [[They do not look like pigs at all.]] Astrotrain 9:10 pm DUDE i'd be down for insta-whiskey Windchill 9:10 pm Oh no are they gonna get mummified? Astrotrain 9:10 pm ....... probably not dude whiskey Res 9:10 pm Whiskey meanss... Windchill 9:10 pm CAT LITTER? Astrotrain 9:10 pm you know they're dead Res 9:10 pm Dead 😮 Whirl 9:10 pm Instant goon: just add water. Astrotrain 9:10 pm whiskey is human highgrade ItsyBitsySpyers 9:10 pm //So that's how th' Autobots did it.// Astrotrain 9:10 pm pretty good if you're.. y'know a human ItsyBitsySpyers 9:11 pm *Snickers* Astrotrain 9:11 pm .......... now lick it Res 9:11 pm Me Swoop am pterodactyl Astrotrain 9:11 pm lick exactly one ItsyBitsySpyers 9:11 pm \\DON'T SNEEZE.\\ Windchill 9:11 pm TERRIFYING THRUST Res 9:11 pm Slag licks anything Astrotrain 9:11 pm that guy is full of smoke now Windchill 9:11 pm *WHEEZES.* Res 9:11 pm Me Swoop dare him all the time Bevel 9:11 pm Ew no licking Whirl 9:11 pm I'm gonna second Bevel's request. Astrotrain 9:11 pm kinky Whirl 9:12 pm Not unless you wanna lose your tongu. *tongue Windchill 9:12 pm Can I lick? *Raises hand.* Astrotrain 9:12 pm dick's parking only Whirl 9:12 pm You can lick OTHER THINGS. Not me. Astrotrain 9:12 pm wink wonk Windchill 9:12 pm Fair enough. Res 9:13 pm ((i cannot)) Astrotrain 9:13 pm *sticks glossa out at screen* Whirl 9:13 pm This anti-liquor propaganda makes me wanna drink. Windchill 9:13 pm Do it, I support this. Astrotrain 9:13 pm *offers highgrade* Res 9:13 pm ?? Astrotrain 9:13 pm bat pellets Res 9:13 pm *grabby hands at astrotrain* Astrotrain 9:13 pm nO Res 9:13 pm Astrotain have treats Whirl 9:13 pm I've got no--oh, hey. Thanks. *he'll hop up and trot over to grab it* Astrotrain 9:13 pm *pls save it from the newbuild* Whirl 9:14 pm *all for Whirl, ALL FOR ME* Astrotrain 9:14 pm oH MY GOD THIS SCENE)) Whirl 9:14 pm (9THIS IS ALREADY AMAZING)) Windchill 9:14 pm (( I'm READY. )) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:14 pm *Soundwave nudges Prowl. He's seen this bit before.* Res 9:14 pm It wheeljack Whirl 9:15 pm *returns with his prize; he probably can't taste this stuff, but at last he'll get drunk* Me 9:15 pm *??* Windchill 9:15 pm *Whirl will need it.* Whirl 9:15 pm Pfft. Astrotrain 9:15 pm let the guy catapult it out of his boompah ItsyBitsySpyers 9:15 pm *This seems like the kind of humor he liked in the past, and all.* Whirl 9:15 pm *steadily snickering louder* Windchill 9:15 pm When is it going to blow? Res 9:15 pm keehehehhehheee Windchill 9:15 pm The nuns again! Bevel 9:15 pm Ducks Res 9:15 pm *cheeps* Windchill 9:16 pm *Quacks.* Me 9:16 pm *why doesn't he just throw it in any of the massive expanses of empty water* Res 9:16 pm KEHEHEHHEHEE ItsyBitsySpyers 9:16 pm //Lemme guess, 'nother porpoise.// Whirl 9:16 pm Here lies the Batman. *toasts the screen* Windchill 9:16 pm That was beautiful. *Wipes an optic.* Whirl 9:16 pm He scared him. On. O-on. Windchill 9:16 pm HOLY HEART FAILURE. Astrotrain 9:16 pm HOLY HEART FAILURE Whirl 9:16 pm *he;s trying to resist. He can't. He's lost* Res 9:16 pm Riff raff? Whirl 9:16 pm He scared him on porpoise. Astrotrain 9:16 pm "they may be salvaged" fuck you batman Windchill 9:17 pm WHIRL. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:17 pm *Rumble screeches* Res 9:17 pm KEHEHHHEHEHHHEEEE Whirl 9:17 pm I'm not proud of myself. Windchill 9:17 pm *Rocks forward in his seat, helm between his knees.* Whirl 9:17 pm I'll accept my punishment. *gets chugging* Windchill 9:17 pm You should be... Astrotrain 9:18 pm .... humans identify each other with their eyeball vessels?? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:18 pm //How's he s'posed to get that? Pull an eye out?// Astrotrain 9:18 pm maybe Windchill 9:18 pm Humans identify each other with all sorts of things. Whirl 9:19 pm *speaks while he's still chugging* Too bad they can't do it by scent. It's even more unique. Res 9:19 pm Grimlock can smell :> Astrotrain 9:19 pm do they ahve a forget me stick for when the bat gas doesn't work ItsyBitsySpyers 9:19 pm //Yeah. It's called a baseball bat.// Bevel 9:20 pm Bat Batbat Whirl 9:20 pm *SNRKS* Windchill 9:20 pm Clearly marked. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:20 pm *Rumble bows* Bevel 9:20 pm *claps* Res 9:20 pm *giggles* Whirl 9:20 pm *removes his now-empty glass and clicks his claws like a beatnik snapping by way of applause* Astrotrain 9:20 pm ........... did you carry them in your pants Windchill 9:21 pm That's what I would do. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:21 pm \\IS THAT A HENCHMAN IN YER POCKET OR ARE YA HAPPY TO SEE ME?\\ Whirl 9:21 pm Hey, yeah, it WAS instant good. *goon *SNRKS AGAIN* Astrotrain 9:21 pm *sNORT* Res 9:21 pm Them not look like pirates ItsyBitsySpyers 9:22 pm [[...Why is the heavy water in the same container as their drinking water.]] Astrotrain 9:22 pm they're fucking dead, guys Res 9:22 pm *yaaawns and streeeetches* *wings everywhere* Windchill 9:22 pm Tragic. Astrotrain 9:22 pm casual goon murder Whirl 9:22 pm Maybe they're in one of our universes. Res 9:22 pm *smacks Astrotrain* Astrotrain 9:22 pm wHAT Res 9:22 pm Hi Astrotrain 9:22 pm dont listen to them, duck Res 9:23 pm kehehhee him bad at climbing Windchill 9:23 pm That's a huge pill. Astrotrain 9:23 pm that could have been bat poison Res 9:24 pm Birdmobile :V Bevel 9:24 pm anti-Penguin gas pill Windchill 9:24 pm The batcopter! Whirl 9:24 pm Oh, hey, I might get to see it after all. Windchill 9:24 pm *Sits up and claps.* Bevel 9:24 pm He is really good namer. Astrotrain 9:24 pm your batcycle is too small ItsyBitsySpyers 9:24 pm //He's 'bout as good as Megatron was.// Whirl 9:24 pm HA! Windchill 9:24 pm There it is! ItsyBitsySpyers 9:24 pm //Dark energon, dark star saber, darkmount...// Whirl 9:24 pm Look at that! Bevel 9:25 pm *giggles* Whirl 9:25 pm Second Halloween costume idea, there. Res 9:25 pm *snickers at Soundwave* Me 9:25 pm *whispers miserably* this is the worst detective work i've ever seen. Bevel 9:25 pm *mimics Megatron* Daaark Energon ItsyBitsySpyers 9:25 pm [[Agreed. We'll have to remedy that in the fut--]] Astrotrain 9:25 pm heel, riddler ItsyBitsySpyers 9:25 pm *Soft huff. Not bad, Bevel.* [[In the future.]] Whirl 9:26 pm *snickers* Res 9:26 pm That same explode rocket KEH Sloooooooooow rocket ItsyBitsySpyers 9:26 pm //Oh no. It's gonna riddle at 'em.// Whirl 9:26 pm *claw over cockpit* Good night, sweet prince. Windchill 9:26 pm Is he wearing a corset? Res 9:26 pm Upside down helicopter :> Whirl 9:27 pm The green guy? Looks like it. I think he's making it work. Ha! It survived! Windchill 9:27 pm Almost as stylish as the underwear on the outside. Bevel 9:27 pm Perfect landing Windchill 9:27 pm Good job, Batcopter. Me 9:27 pm *groans* *buries face in hands again* Res 9:27 pm kehehehhehhheeeee Explode rocket best writer EVER Tarantulas 9:28 pm (( ...egg Astrotrain 9:28 pm egg ItsyBitsySpyers 9:28 pm ((i was waiting for you tbh)) Whirl 9:28 pm An egg... all out hope for the future. I. Okay I. Windchill 9:28 pm Egg, container of all our hopes for the future. *Hand over spark.* Whirl 9:28 pm ...that's. Astrotrain 9:28 pm i liked the sparrow with a machine gun better Bevel 9:28 pm Applesauce egg Whirl 9:28 pm Well, okay, maybe for YOU, I get it. Windchill 9:28 pm *He's buying into it, leave him alone.* Bevel 9:28 pm The sparrow one was really funny. Me 9:28 pm *prowl can't take this movie* *he's going to die here* Whirl 9:29 pm *peers* Yep. One hundred percent a corset. You should be him for Halloween. Res 9:29 pm What corset? Astrotrain 9:29 pm *we'll give u a proper burial* Me 9:29 pm ((lmao. that pirate giving catwoman a Look as she meows)) Whirl 9:29 pm The green guy whose name I can't be bothered to remember. Me 9:29 pm ((the only normal person in the movie)) Windchill 9:29 pm (( Me too, pirate. Me too. )) I don't think anyone here wants to wear that amount of green. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:30 pm *Ouch.* Res 9:30 pm Lady have fluff Ravage Astrotrain 9:30 pm you ... you gassed yourself, dude Res 9:30 pm kehehehhehhhhh guards FLOP ItsyBitsySpyers 9:30 pm //Primus frag my vents hu-u-u-urrrrt hahahaaaa...// Windchill 9:31 pm Eheheh. Res 9:31 pm KEHEH Whirl 9:31 pm I mean, the real horror would be seeing any oe of us encased in spandex. Bevel 9:31 pm Maybe he has an anti-Penguin gas pill to Astrotrain 9:31 pm best door stop Res 9:31 pm Him have cygar ItsyBitsySpyers 9:32 pm [[This looks familiar.]] Astrotrain 9:32 pm they don't even care Whirl 9:32 pm Wow. Bevel 9:32 pm Too busy yelling. Windchill 9:32 pm How useless. Whirl 9:32 pm These guys deserve to be dehydrated. Res 9:32 pm Maybe them bored of table Blub blub Whirl 9:33 pm They're not fit to lead a WALTZ, much less a country. Windchill 9:33 pm Imagine if we all moved like Catwoman. All the time. Res 9:34 pm Waltz iiiis... music thing Astrotrain 9:34 pm what are you talking about i totally move like that Whirl 9:34 pm It's a dance. Bevel 9:34 pm ...He read the whole sign until he found the one in English that said Up ItsyBitsySpyers 9:34 pm [[Heavily guarded? That was heavily guarded?]] Res 9:34 pm Dance ItsyBitsySpyers 9:34 pm *He hopes Debris poses more trouble than that.* Whirl 9:35 pm (we're gonna dehydrate springer)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:35 pm ((HAHAHA)) Me 9:35 pm *why would you hope for that, soundwave* Astrotrain 9:35 pm heee the little flippers ItsyBitsySpyers 9:35 pm *Because if it's too easy, it's a trap.* Windchill 9:35 pm I think they can safely let this one go, that council was as useless as any other. Res 9:35 pm *flexes his toesies* Whirl 9:36 pm Agreed. Windchill 9:36 pm That's a lot of pigeons? Astrotrain 9:36 pm *glances at swoop* .... *just gonna.... casually... HEADLOCK* Res 9:36 pm !!!! Astrotrain 9:36 pm *attempts to flip n pin* *in order to sit on him* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:37 pm //The binocularssss...// Res 9:37 pm *immediately elbows for the solar plexus* Whirl 9:37 pm ...*hangs his head* Do. You mean. *deep sigh* Batnoculars? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:37 pm //Oh no.// *WHEEEEZE* Bevel 9:38 pm *laughs* Whirl 9:38 pm I don't know why this keeps happening. Heqet is working through me, clearly. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:38 pm \\PRAISE.\\ Whirl 9:38 pm Praise! Astrotrain 9:38 pm *STILL GONNA TRY TO PIN THE DINOBOT OW fucK* *will be fine w/ just headlocking tbh* Windchill 9:39 pm LEAVE them, please. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:39 pm //What's the big deal? They sink it, the water gets in, they get fixed.// Res 9:39 pm *THRASHES and chatters, no words but LOTS of noise* *he's not allowed to do any of the things he'd normally do right now to a con, so sad, just gonna have to be the wiggliest worm* Astrotrain 9:40 pm *do u mean like MURDER HIM bc he'd be somewhat ok with the full Experience rn* are you still bored, kid? Windchill 9:41 pm Full thrust bat speed. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:41 pm \\HOW FAST IS BAT SPEED?\\ Astrotrain 9:41 pm maximum batdrive Res 9:41 pm *loudly blames Soundwave in his head for making him not just win this wrestling match outright, Astrotrain doesn't need all his fingers, does he?* *gnaws anyway* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:41 pm *Will take the blame. He's got a reputation to maintain.* Astrotrain 9:42 pm wOW PENGUIN *asserts his dominance by biting swoop's head a little bit before letting go* Res 9:43 pm *HEADBUTTS* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:43 pm *And here come separation feelers.* Me 9:43 pm *mumbles* bat charges Windchill 9:43 pm *Tries to not be envious that there was wrestling on without HIM.* Astrotrain 9:44 pm *is completely fine w/ this* *probably bit the shit out of his own mouth on the way out* Res 9:44 pm *raspberries at Astrotrain all the way over to wherever Soundwave puts him* Windchill 9:44 pm *Optics go WIDE.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:44 pm *He puts Swoop by Bird. It seems the easiest way.* Astrotrain 9:44 pm *will resume a slightly further away place on the floor??* Windchill 9:45 pm SPLOOSH. Res 9:45 pm *this is by far the easiest way* Hi Bird hi You Bird better fighter than movie bird :? *:> ItsyBitsySpyers 9:45 pm {{Best fighter.}} Astrotrain 9:45 pm right in the aft Res 9:45 pm Kersploosh! keheheh Windchill 9:46 pm Green dude keeps getting dunked. Oh my GOD. Astrotrain 9:46 pm he likes to swim blurp Res 9:46 pm blurp Windchill 9:46 pm Rescue the cat! Bevel 9:46 pm Catwoman wins ItsyBitsySpyers 9:47 pm [[Why is he opening an umbrella IN the water??]] Res 9:47 pm KEH her terrible at running away Astrotrain 9:47 pm that was the... fakest fall Windchill 9:47 pm Her heels aren't as powerful as MINE obviously. Astrotrain 9:47 pm dude you didn't even get to banana base Res 9:47 pm Banana base? Whirl 9:47 pm *antenna perks a bit* Res 9:47 pm *is imagining something VERY different* Bevel 9:47 pm *snickers* Astrotrain 9:48 pm don't talk about yourself like that bats Whirl 9:48 pm Plaisir d'Amour, I think. Astrotrain 9:48 pm i thought you'd be human flotsam Windchill 9:48 pm Dramatic. Res 9:48 pm Him catch it keheh No run away, tubes KAH! Windchill 9:49 pm Good. Res 9:49 pm Broke Astrotrain 9:49 pm rip put em all together frankenhuman Windchill 9:49 pm Awww. Boy...Wonder... Res 9:51 pm ((good lord XD)) Astrotrain 9:51 pm over his lil bat ears Whirl 9:51 pm *snickers* Res 9:52 pm Him audios small Astrotrain 9:52 pm you didn't even acknowledge him rude Windchill 9:53 pm Um. Astrotrain 9:53 pm ... still hoping for a frankenhuman Whirl 9:53 pm *shakes head* Still too much trouble for that useless lot. Windchill 9:53 pm Won't they rehydrate on top of that junk though? Res 9:53 pm Them mix dust together, human gestalt Windchill 9:53 pm That too. Astrotrain 9:54 pm *holds up waterhose* a solemn moment, gentlemen)) Windchill 9:54 pm It sounds like a leaky toilet. Me 9:55 pm ((*holds up waterhose while wearing a funny-looking bat mask*)) Astrotrain 9:56 pm inconspicously Windchill 9:56 pm Yeah just give yourself the credit for messing that one up. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:56 pm *THROUGH THE WINDOW IS INCONSPICUOUS!?* Me 9:56 pm (("let's go. but inconspicuously, through the window," says the grown man in a bat costume)) Bevel 9:57 pm Only leaving because they fragged up. Astrotrain 9:57 pm yep Res 9:57 pm Jump out windows fun :> Astrotrain 9:57 pm bat rope away from your problems ItsyBitsySpyers 9:57 pm [[They could have held a press conference announcing their departure and nobody would have noticed.]] Astrotrain 9:57 pm .... aren't a lot of these people dead :c)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:57 pm ((unfortunately)) Windchill 9:58 pm That was magical. Whirl 9:58 pm That sure was something. Astrotrain 9:58 pm i think it's time to leave, inconspicuously, out of the window Res 9:58 pm kehehh ItsyBitsySpyers 9:58 pm [[NOT THROUGH THE WINDOW.]] Res 9:58 pm You Astrotrain need BIG window Break down wall instead :> ItsyBitsySpyers 9:58 pm [[...We don't -have- windows.]] [[AND NOT THE WALL.]] Astrotrain 9:59 pm oh Whirl 9:59 pm ((my contribution to this movie night: https://gyazo.com/21cdadb5891895f04528c8ec228267d2 )) Astrotrain 9:59 pm i GUESS i can leave out the door like a FOOL Bevel 9:59 pm [[QUACK Res 9:59 pm kehehheeeheee Whirl 9:59 pm ((it's going oin the blog)) Me 9:59 pm *... they call that a gift? mixing a dozen people's minds together?* Windchill 9:59 pm (( Thank u... )) Whirl 9:59 pm (( 😎 )) Res 9:59 pm *quacks* :> Astrotrain 10:00 pm *gently baps swoop and nods to bevel* Windchill 10:00 pm *Quacks too!* Whirl 10:00 pm *pauses, tilts head, and then quacks. But it's a passable imitation of a real duck* Bevel 10:00 pm *grins and waves* Astrotrain 10:00 pm *... ok i guess a parting quack* Res 10:00 pm *would flip Astrotrain off with a grin if he was older, instead settles for more raspberries* Astrotrain 10:00 pm * a MAJESTIC onr* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:00 pm *Frenzy waves to Astrotrain.* Astrotrain 10:00 pm *OH YEAH A SMALL NOOGIE FOR U* Whirl 10:00 pm Seeya, Bevel! ItsyBitsySpyers 10:00 pm *YELP* Windchill 10:00 pm *Quacks quietly.* Astrotrain 10:00 pm *TACTICAL ROLL OUT THE DOOR* Res 10:01 pm Bird You get windows For fly out of ItsyBitsySpyers 10:01 pm {{Noooo. Dangerous.}} Res 10:02 pm What dangerous? Windows fun :> *and by windows, the child who lives in a cave means high up holes you can jump out of* Whirl 10:02 pm *streeetches and leans back. He's only now getting that pleasant alcohol buzz; serves him right for being late* Windchill 10:03 pm *Leans over to quack at Whirl. This is it, this is how you die.* *Quacked, to DEATH.* Whirl 10:03 pm *quacks back. Once again, Whirl's is a shockingly accurate duck sound* Bevel 10:04 pm *settles on floor to enjoy all the space Astrotrain left behind* Me 10:04 pm *do you have to make that noise* Windchill 10:04 pm *Honks, like a GOOSE.* Whirl 10:04 pm *snickers* Me 10:04 pm *prowl's mind is quacking up over here* Whirl 10:04 pm ((my god)) Windchill 10:04 pm *Flaps his arms.* Res 10:04 pm *chitters at all the bird noises* Windchill 10:04 pm *He's going FULL QUACKED.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:05 pm *Bird contributes her own horrible little caw before rattling her plates and settling down again* Windchill 10:05 pm *Quack, quack, honk!* Res 10:05 pm *squacks, which turns into a cackle and a rattle of his own* Bevel 10:05 pm *debates noises, opts for a meow before going back to what remain of her snacks* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:06 pm *Ravage nods in Bevel's direction* Whirl 10:06 pm *that's a good idea, Bevel. Whirl squints* *deep breath* *ad then makes the tiniest, softest meow* Windchill 10:07 pm *Looks DISGUSTED at the both of them. All this meowing, horrid!* *Traitors!* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:07 pm *Ravage sets up a satisfied rumble. Bird looks betrayed.* Whirl 10:07 pm *meowing continues* Bevel 10:07 pm *grins* Windchill 10:07 pm *Hisses like an angry swan.* Res 10:07 pm *is with you all the way Bird* Windchill 10:07 pm *Which is really just a fancy goose.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:07 pm *You better be* *Soundwave just shakes his head a little* Res 10:07 pm Us flying now? *bounces* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:08 pm {{Good. We leave dumb cat noising.}} Res 10:08 pm Yah! :> ItsyBitsySpyers 10:08 pm *Nyoom* Whirl 10:08 pm Okay, okay. I'm done. Res 10:08 pm *whooosh!* Whirl 10:08 pm No more noise imitations for tonight, except for me imitating my own voice, which is just. Standard. Bevel 10:08 pm Boring. Windchill 10:08 pm Your pure, angelic voice. Those dulcet tones. Bevel 10:09 pm Changing voices is fun. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:09 pm [[Agreed.]] Whirl 10:09 pm *rolls his optic at Windchill* Yeah, it is. I got good at it. Windchill 10:09 pm *Sticks his tongue out.* Bevel 10:09 pm I can do it best, Soundwave. 😃 Whirl 10:10 pm I dunno, I'm PRETTY GOOD. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:10 pm [[Best -naturally.-]] He motions to her. [[Go on, then. A sample.]] [[You'll see, Whirl.]] Windchill 10:10 pm You guys should duke it out. Then I punch the winner. Whirl 10:10 pm *folds is claws on the table before him and adopts an exaggeratedly attentive posture* Windchill 10:11 pm *He demonstrates by slamming a fist into his own palm.* Whirl 10:11 pm ...also were you... were you saying you're the best, naturally? Or she was? I couldn't tell. Bevel 10:11 pm *clears throat and transforms into Whirl, only purple because no one wants to confuse the entire room* I dunno, I'm PRETTY GOOD. Windchill 10:12 pm *Curls lip immediately.* Whirl 10:12 pm *LAUGHS* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:12 pm *Soundwave trembles. Hard.* Whirl 10:12 pm What the hell, mech! That's... I mean I knew about the whole thing-- *waves at her* But, damn. Also, I look better in purple than I thought I would. Windchill 10:13 pm *No comment.* Me 10:13 pm *looks up to see what everyone is laughing at* Whirl 10:13 pm *it's Prowl's worst nightmare* Me 10:13 pm *..............................* *he's so confused. what's happening. what.* *he's just BAFFLED is what.* Whirl 10:13 pm Okay, I MIGHT be able to get your voice. The only thing I can't do is get my voice very deep. Say something in your normal voice. Me 10:14 pm *he does not comprehend what is happening* Bevel 10:14 pm *so sorry Prowl* Me 10:14 pm ... i've gotta go home. Whirl 10:14 pm Seeya, Prowl. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:14 pm [[So soon...? As you wish.]] Windchill 10:14 pm *Wouldn't wanna be ya.* Me 10:15 pm *quietly stands and walks to the exit* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:15 pm @Prowl: (txt): Presence: comforting. Return when able, willing. Bevel 10:15 pm *still purple Whirl but now in her own voice* Bye, Prowl Windchill 10:15 pm *Hand shoots up.* We should get a picture of this. Photo evidence. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:15 pm [[He's here, isn't he?]] Whirl 10:15 pm *squints* Bye. Byyye. Bye? *he's a little off, but getting pretty close with each new repetition* Windchill 10:16 pm A picture the rest of us can share, duh. Bevel 10:16 pm Practice more and I bet you could mimic me really well! Whirl 10:16 pm Byyyeee. *very close, at this point; he switches to his usual voice* Yeah, I think I could get it. Bevel 10:17 pm *transforms back to her usual bipedal mode and grins* Totally. Whirl 10:18 pm Again, with this atrocity you call MUSIC. Play the song from the movie Windchill 10:19 pm *Snickers.* Whirl 10:19 pm It's cheesy but it's better than THIS. Bevel 10:19 pm *stretches her arms some in relief, she hasn't really done an all-body shift since arriving back home. forgot how much better she feels after* Windchill 10:19 pm You're so mean, Whirl. Whirl 10:19 pm I'm the meanest. Windchill 10:19 pm You really are. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:19 pm *Soundwave taps his fingers thoughtfully* Whirl 10:20 pm Eh, y'know what? Save it. Maybe next time. but don't think I'll forget. Windchill 10:21 pm *Stretches, sprawling out like a starfish, his head disappearing between the back of the chair and his chest.* *Consumed by his own mass.* Whirl 10:22 pm *watches this--and then looks u* *ohh, Soundwave gonna surprise us?* Windchill 10:23 pm What is this alien speech? *Comes the muffled cry from the depths of where his head has vanished.* Bevel 10:24 pm Earth language, yeah. Whirl 10:24 pm It's French, you uncultured quacker. Windchill 10:24 pm The French are aliens, I'm pretty sure. Whirl 10:24 pm *tits his head; he is enjoying this well enough* Windchill 10:24 pm *He saw it in a movie and never looked back. The French are aliens that are suspiciously identical to humans.* Windchill 10:26 pm *Nobody's arguing, so he'll assume it's because there's no argument.* Whirl 10:26 pm Not bad. Me 10:26 pm *... he comes back in. he'd walked outside and suddenly realized he has no idea where he is on Cybertron. it took him a couple of minutes to remember this isn't HIS cybertron.* Whirl 10:26 pm *swivels his helm to look over* The prodigal Prowl returns. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:27 pm *Slow helm turn. ???* Windchill 10:27 pm Really? *His head reappears.* Bevel 10:27 pm Welcome back, Prowl Whirl 10:27 pm We managed to strongarm Soundwave into playing actual music. Me 10:27 pm ... Wrong planet. Whirl 10:27 pm ...*SNICKERS* How much have you had to DRINK? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:27 pm [[Ah. Yes.]] Whirl 10:27 pm Because if you forgot THAT it's either too much or not enough. Me 10:27 pm ...... I'm tired. Bevel 10:27 pm @SW - Is Prowl ok? Whirl 10:27 pm *solemn nod* Not enough, then. Me 10:27 pm Probably. Whirl 10:28 pm Get some liquor in you, Prowl. Remedy for all your ills. Me 10:28 pm *gonna head to—where's the space bridge.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:28 pm @Bevel : [[He is tired.]] Sorry, bun. He's not spilling those beans. Me 10:28 pm No. That's a bad idea. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:28 pm @Prowl: (txt): Reminder: Prowl, holomatter. Bevel 10:29 pm @SW - Ok. *ah well* Me 10:29 pm @Soundwave «............... right.» Whirl 10:29 pm It probably is. Do it anyway. Life advice for you, from me, free of charge. Me 10:30 pm *Prowl thinks he's probably had enough life advice from Whirl* Windchill 10:30 pm *More for Windchill, then.* Whirl 10:31 pm *any is generally too much* Windchill 10:31 pm *He'll gobble it up until he gets sick.* Bevel 10:31 pm *doesn't have advice aside from 'take a nap' and that seems like stating the obvious or something* Whirl 10:31 pm Mmkay, I'll give all of you a break, now. *hops up and streeetches* Me 10:31 pm No. I'm not going to drink. Whirl 10:31 pm See some of you losers on Wednesday, most likely. Bevel 10:31 pm Bye, Whirl Me 10:32 pm *has the feeling that if he starts now, he might never stop* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:32 pm [[Goodnight, Whirl.]] Windchill 10:32 pm *Waves.* Whirl 10:32 pm G'night, you sorry lot. *bobs his head; the more he insults all of you, the more affectionate he sounds when he says it* Windchill 10:32 pm Bye, sucker. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:34 pm @Prowl: (txt): Prowl intends departure still, would prefer time here? Me 10:35 pm @Soundwave «I should go.» Windchill 10:35 pm I'm going to, it's feeding time. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:36 pm //Say yo to the grub, huh?// Windchill 10:36 pm *He salutes from his sprawled position.* I will. Bevel 10:36 pm I am gonna go too. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:36 pm *Small nod.* [[Take care of yourself.]] Windchill 10:37 pm *He climbs to his feet, ready to VAMOOSE.* Bevel 10:37 pm *hoists herself up from the floor finally and waves goodbye to everyone with a ping of acknowledgement before leaving* Windchill 10:38 pm Byeeeeeee. *And he's gone, done sauntered out.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:38 pm @Prowl: Should, want not same. Would accept stay, if intended. However, if desire: home, that: understood. Attempt personal safety maintenance. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:39 pm ((and now to be musically silly and not an IC choice)) Me 10:39 pm *dull look. prowl doesn't want ANYTHING.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:41 pm *Soundwave shakes his helm a little. Gonna stretch out partially on the couch and motion Prowl over. C'mere.* Me 10:45 pm *hesitates; then decides, why not. what's he going to do if he goes home, anyway?* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:48 pm *Soundwave's going to shoo the others away and gently try to tug the holomatter down there with him. If he succeeds, he'll cross his arms around Prowl's middle and just sorta rest there like that. It's not fussing. It's not leaving him to his misery. It's... -something.-* Me 10:51 pm *allows soundwave to manipulate prowl's holo-puppet* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:53 pm *Then unless Prowl has anything else to say or do, Soundwave will stay like that until the music fades out - mostly because he'll have actually fallen asleep back there.* Me 11:10 pm *... is soundwave just... gonna keep holding him* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:12 pm *Mmyep. Prowl's been teddy-beared. It seemed non-invasive enough.* Me 11:12 pm *well. ... prowl probably would have felt touched at this show of trust a few weeks ago* *now he doesn't really feel anything* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:14 pm *It's okay. If he was concerned about it getting some heartfelt anything he would've made a bigger production of it. Right now it's just a way to give Prowl a bit of company that isn't Constructicons.* *At least until the holo fades.* Me 11:16 pm *it's not gonna fade, it's rude to leave someone while they're sleeping.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:18 pm *Well, until he wakes for his next shift, then.*

[sillyandquiteawkward]

ive had this list of all the steam powered giraffe songs listed in order of my favorite to least favorite in each album, but i havent done anything with it and i made the list last year. thought id might as well post it!

each song has a little blurb about that song, and the reason i like it. strictly my opinions on the songs, but i tried to include some of the technical stuff so if you hadnt heard the song before, you could get a Feel of it.

album one

steam man band - wonderful lyrics and vocals! the robotic twinge i lovely and i wish this was longer. i love the lyric “count to twenty, one is plenty”

clockwork vaudeville - a charming song about a boy seeing the robots for the first time at a fair and you feel it in every note. theres a part where the spine switches to a more harsh voice and it works wonderfully to contrast the smoothness of thus far.

electricity is in my soul - again, i love the robotic edge this song has, but it also is smooth. the lyrics and vocals are amazing. so fun to sing along to.

brass goggles - the first song i heard of them, the three part harmonies are to die for and rabbit kills it. in the original version, the voices are super busy and super robotic and tbh its my fav version because of this. i adore when they split into three parts and sing their own thing.

sound of tomorrow - i love the chorus, especially the echo the spine does. love all the weird lyrics the jon sings.

blind minstrels ballad - i love how ambient and mysterious it is. sets the mood for a story. i love the jons voice.

steam man band reprise - i love michaels voice and the staticy effects the band had a lot of in this album. the lyrics work really well and i wish this was longer.

captain albert alexander - one of my favorite hero songs, caa is a whirlwind adventure of a man who loves the sea. i love the story line and it hits you hard emotionally

out in the rain - ambiance! i love the mood this song sets.

on top of the universe - a cute song about being in love, very charming and captures the feeling of falling in love at first sight. i love the end part where the spine has to be beat up.

ice cream parade - hilarious! works well as a skit but the song itself is messy. i like the horse adventure part (of course i start to like it when the spine starts singing).

2cent show

automatonic electronic harmonics - western vibes but keep the steam punk feel! robotic themed but focused around the spines feeling and experiences. i love the screaming. the second spg song i listened to.

circuitry - i cant understand what their saying, but i love the robotic screeching and words you can just barely understand. a circusy feeling.

juju magic - the jon kills it with the mood again, i love that you have that steamboat feel, but now everything is going crazy. nothing is right and the lyrics dont make sense but it works wonderfully.

me and my baby - this song makes you want to dance and the spine kills the vocals.

one way ticket - i love the feel of this song! the lyric “the conductor plays the bass, and the train it has a face” just. gives you that mood that this is all magical and cartoony and its just an adventure your having on a train.

the suspender man - one of my other favorite hero song. the lyrics can get strange at times but thats part of the charm. its so fun to sing along, especially in the fast parts. i love singing never 21 times.

steamboat shenanigans - i adore the lyrics. youre standing on a boat running on music and good feeling. the lyrics are silly and the vocals are wonderful. rabbit has a charming edged voice. uncle ralphie makes his appearance in a tuba

prelude to a dream - again, michaels charming voice strikes again. the way the lyrics are sung are eerie but strike you.

the ballad of lily - what is it with me and liking the segway songs more than the actual songs. the ballad of lily slowly builds into something greater as time goes on and i love the accordion.

make believe - another song i want to dance to, the chorus is so fun and great. this song is about being good.

honeybee - one of my favorite parts of this is how when the robots sing “bee” it reminds me of the subtle sounds of a bee buzzing. a sad song about love, maybe something we can relate to.

rex marksley - a wild wild west adventure following the greatest hero, rex wanders around doing good deeds for his life. a great beat and chorus, but it the verses that make it great.

scary world - i love the tentative way things are sung, spine and the gang are scared during this song, something is afoot. pretty sure the morse code says something serious and imaginative, and then ends with the word “bananimals”

thatll be the way home - another era song, you get the feel of the time period like a lot of the other songs on this album. thatll is a really fun word to sing repeatedly.

airheart - a story about a part airplane part woman who becomes a great pilot. a cute story with a great harmony.

little birdie - cute lyrics, the mood of the song is so strange and not how you would think.

mk3

go spine go - easily one of my favorite songs. a jazzy sort of song about the spine having diarrhea. poor spine gets harassed by his band mates

roller skate king - all time favorite hero song. rsk is just a fun guy who roller skates and wants other people to have fun. i cant help but to dance to this song and the chorus is super catchy.

wired wrong - a song that hits too far home. weve all felt wired wrong one way or another. the harmonies are so solemn but hit all the right emotions.

hatch fever - hatchworths debut song. hes still learning what its like to be one of the singing bots so hes still working out the kinks. fast and catchy, i love the abrupt breaks in the song.

fancy shoes - mysterious fancy shoes from a mouse find themselves on hatchys feet. i love the tangents and the footfall sounds at the beginning set the mood of the strange yet serious mood of the song.

steam powered giraffe - you can feel everyone getting ready to sing, i love how you hear about the robots being robots. i love the contrast between all the robots voices tied together with lovely lyrics and a fun beat.

ghost grinder - rabbit strikes again with a chilling song, but this song works the scary theme into a fun halloweeny song about a dancing event.

mecto amore - i love the sultry kind of beat this song has at the beginning. always in love with songs that remind you these singers are robots.

turn back the clock - i cried listening to this song like full on sobbing. rabbit has such a true performance of watching a little girl grow up in little to no time. the song is heart wrenching but worth a listen to understand a part of rabbits character. you can feel her emotions as she laments time.

please explain - silly lyrics that fit together nicely. a series of questioning things the robots dont understand. the spines verse is funny not because of the spine, but the other robots making razzberry sounds during it.

a way into your heart - a love letter to the fans. weve had hard times but the robots will be there for us to sing with and get a smile back on our face. a cute song, but the first few lyrics are sung awkwardly.

bleak horizon - i think its hilarious when the little kid is just like “...bye” a chilling song about the future. harmonies are on point

steam powered giraffe reprise - a cute idea that works really well on stage and kind of random on the cd. the robots have been reset and now sing in japanese. kind of stunted sounding japanese but the song is still catchy and lively.

ill rust with you - this song screams grease. super 70s and you pick up that feel immediately. you can practically imagine rabbit in the all the clothes she describes

she said maybe - another song boasting spines vocal range. kind of creepy.

vice quadrant

its cosmic - the chorus, god the chorus. the progression of notes leaves my ears wanting only more.

the speed of light - you can pinpoint just where the song takes its turn from innocent amazement to more sinister. all this power, you feel invincible. chilling, just like all the song about the astronaut. the build up is amazing.

progress and technology - i adore the spines sharpness of his voice. the robotic feel matches the theme of how the future has come so far. slightly ominous in its lyrics, you feel like something will go wrong with this utopia.

oh no - legit sobbed the first few times i listened to it. the soliton reprise kills me every time. the first word sung is actually my favorite, but i love the pacing of this song, especially at the beginning

daughter of space - the story lyrics that the spine continues to excel at. i love how the lyrics mimic the astronauts feelings towards the daughter of space.

on a crescendo - soft, homely, this song lets you live in the comfort of your time while describing how far humans have come. im so glad a song so chill made it into this album.

commander cosmo - im so glad dwight is ok. captures the emotions and the views of both commander and the public. an emotional roller coaster.

necrostar - rabbit kills it with the sexy deep, scary lyrics. necrostar cant help but to sound sultry as he describes how he is the one to destroy humanity

steamjunk - the perfect opener for winks arc. lost, but hopeful. i love the progression of the song and the chorus.

the pulls - ive never loved a waltz so much. morbid lyrics sung beautifully and calmly toward you. so strange that hatchworth sings low, but i wouldnt have it any other way

whale song - oh so, so cute. oh my gosh. so. cute. rabbit is just teeth rottingly adorable and im so glad we get to hear her take center stage on her accordion. i love the conversation of them just starting a song on the fly.

the vice does tight - harmonies! scary, and set the mood of the impending doom. i love how the lyrics flow and adore how the singers switch

where i left you - saddening, but in the longing sense. hatchworths voice is back to the countertenor were used to.

wink the satellite - hatchworth and wink are just too cute. i love the speaking parts.

fire fire - a lovely song, that is until you realize what its about. this guy just does not have good luck. loses a lot of the emotion of the live performance, but it works to separate the graphic scenes from the audience. back ups make the song. the pinao crawling up the scales gives me chills.

soliton - a love song in its core. love the build up to the chorus. i love when cosmic sings as well! because she loves the astronaut too.

burning in the stratosphere - short and sweet. i love the suspense and build of the countdown and the irony.

star valley night - i love the off key sort of singing for some reason. the up and downs are wrong in all the right ways. cute silly lyrics from all the bots.

starburner - a cute, up beat song. maybe wishing on stars isnt a good idea, but the conversations in this song make this song cute. more spine crying plz

starlight star shine - love that acoustic guitar, especially since so much of this album is synthesized and electronic. a charming love song.

the space giant - i love the conversations that take place in this song. the story progression and especially the part where their blasting off of earth are great.

over the moon - catchy and sweet. the chorus is my favorite part.

sky sharks - not really a fan of professor elemental, but i love the silliness of the song. strange things are happening but its so silly and presented silly. song gets dated with a 50 shades of grey reference.

hold me - sad, but lovely. the verses are cute.

gg the giraffe - cute lyrics! gg introduces herself and expects only gratitude for existing. gg voice is meant to be obnoxious however and makes the song a little hard to bear.

steam world heist (not including remakes of the songs)

what we need are some heroes - i fell in love with this song at first listen. such a depressed world, but hope is always on the horizon. im always a sucker for the spines voice. “forever and a day” always hits me hard for some reason. the chorus is so hopeful.

the red queen - grew on me. originally i was upset things payed into a red queen sense, but the sharp noises vocals and robotic laughing, well, that grows on a person. i loved all the staticy distorted noises.

the vast frontier - so chilling, hatchworth returns with his slightly morbid lyrics and wonderfully written music.

star scrap - another song i cant help but to sing with. a bit depressing, but fits the mood of the album. i love the ending

the stars - i love how space western this song is. back to the old roots, perhaps. again, im at the mercy of spines wonderful vocals. hatchworths verse is silly and cute and im not even mad it breaks the song up

prepare for boarding - i love the shifts in this song, they all work well to make the song interesting.

quintessential

only human - this song never fails to make me smile. hatchworth can sing and help me as much as he wants. sigh. he just wants things to be easier and better for us. i love the other robots interjections, but hatchworth is the real star of the show.

the ballad of delilah morreo - the rapid one right after the other beat of the lyrics and music make me love this song so much. the chorus is killer. “bat and beast and wolf and spider” always gets stuck in my head

overdrive - i love the echo that the band sings. everyone is so great in this song. hatchworth has the greatest lines but once the beat drops, oh boy. those harmonies. reminds you how robotic they are without being the same robotic they were in the first few albums. theyve been refined and fixed up. maybe not the biggest fan of the rap.

malfunction - this song can hit close to home. a different take on being wrong than something like wired wrong, but this one chooses to embrace those malfunctions. the chorus is lovely

photographic memories - maybe a bit slow at points, but sets up this new lover the spine seems to infatuated with. this isnt some fling, this is someone he wanted to spend his life with. the verses make the song, but the chorus doesnt holdout. the music in between verse keep you interested and the subtle changes keep you on your toes as the song shifts.

i dont have a name for it - such a charming, cute love song. i absolutely adore when the bots switch off singing words and parts of words. that up and down of their voices hits me just right.

sleep evil sleep - the lyrics are dreamy, but solidify in just the right moments. this song is about taking a break from the awfulness, just for one night.

blue portals - the chorus really keeps with you, another song where hatchworth just wants to do good, although this lets you see his more chaotic side.

salgexicon - honestly i still cant believe they made their dnd characters part of the spg lore. among hero songs, this one is pretty memorable, even if its cluttered with so many characters. the chorus gets stuck in your head, but the verses are what keep me interested. im glad salgexicon cries a lot but is still heroic.

leopold exeditus - i absolutely love the music that accompanies the song. the chorus is great and i love the divergence in the middle. “mozambique” is the best word ive ever heard get sung ever.

dream machine - a lovely closing piece, now that the evil sleeps, she can sleep and dream. seems almost like amsr during the verses.

love world of love - the beginning lyrics are my favorite, which make up for the repetitive chorus.

[kk4pups]

2tagged by @prettyel​ oof i got this late

nicknames? most everyone calls me pups, sometimes kk but i prefer pups

gender? a gal i suppose

star sign? leo babeyyyy

height? 5″2 Ish 

time? 4;16 am

birthday? august 20

favourite bands? i dont really get into bands i just find songs and listen to them on repeat until i hate them, tho i dont have any in particular rn 

favourite solo artists? ^ but i like boyinaband 

song stuck in my head? nothin rn

last movie you watched? uhhhhhhhh dunno i dont watch em much

last show you watched? bnha was rewatchin some just 10 mins ago actually, ive rewatched the sports festival arc 13 times 

when did you create your blog? my earliest posts r from june 2014 Apparently but i watched tumblr from a distance for a good while before actually making my blog 

what do i post? whatever im into at the time, which is bnha rn, tho i rb lots of other stuff that i generally like, think that its funny, or important etc, i have no real format outside of tagging stuff and even then my tagging system is Barely there

last thing i googled? “uraraka casual clothes” i uh, was making a uraraka sim JKJDSSKDFJF it looks Nothing like her all my bnha sims look nothin like the chars theyre supposed to be so far, makin anime sims is, not easy, either that or im very bad at making sims, probably both

do you have any other blogs? yeah i run a splatoon screenshot blog @/squidshots, tho its kinda poorly run bc getting the screenshots is tedious so it doesnt update as reglarly as id like it to 

do you get asks? not often, occasionally but i think most of em r my friends which w/e i enjoy them anyway

why did you choose your url? bc my dad told me “we think ur old enough to have an email” when i was 12 ish (mind u i Never even asked lol) and he was like “how does kk4pups sound for the address? ur nickname is kk and ur 4 pups so” and i was like “uhh i Guess” i used it for a game later and it stuck, kk is a nickname based off my first two initials for context, and i was very very obsessed with dogs for the first decade of my life, so, yah, i really like it tho thanks dad lmao

following? 326 

followers? 251 and i just blocked 2 bots

favourite colors? dandelion yellow, hot/magenta pink, ms paint cyan, r and have always been my 3 favs since i knew and understood what colors are, if youve seen my fursona, like those colors, tho i like most colors

average hours of sleep? anywhere between 2 and 12

lucky number? 3

instruments? *vague iunno noise*

what am i wearing? overwatch logo tee, plaid red/brown/white pj pants that also have polka dots (not as ugly as it sounds trust me), one halloween sock, and one st. patricks day sock, clearly, i am a true fashion icon 

how many blankets do i sleep with? 2-3

dream job? i wanna write cartoons babey! but realistically im probably gonna b homeless and dead in a ditch, cant wait!

dream vacation? not sure? ive thought about it a Lot n im really conflicted! on oneee hand just hangin out at zachs house and the general area where zach lives (bc i lived there too for awhile) and just visiting all the places i used to go sounds super nice but on the other handd a roadtrip w zach and erin over the states sounds super fun, but on Another hand a disney trip w them sounds really fun too, but on a Fourth hand id love to see seattle bc? its the ideal place for me to live but since i dont know where my (hopeful) work will take me i doubt ill actually get a chance, but on a Fifth hand a world tour with them sounds really exciting and idk!! whatever vacation if any i would wanna do w zach n erin bc honestly i dont think itd be Near as fun w/o them, but i do hope we can someday given the chance, ((also this sounded really gay sorry bye))

favourite food? popcorn i just had some 

nationality? american, i dont know much abt my heritage other than the Literal Minimum amount of native american to Count (i am very white it does not show At All) and a decent amount of polish

favourite song right now? uhhhh none rn im at that point where im in between finding songs i repeat until i hate them so ive just had my whole playlist on shuffle this week

uhhh taggin Whomever wants 2 do this lol

[jheaton416]

Ace and Sep’s Greatest Hits

With Sad Hands and heavy hearts we bid farewell to Ace and Sep's Buffy recaps...  

"I get it now. The Slayer thing really isn't about the violence. It's about the power. And there's no one in the world who has the power to stop me now." Just then the Hubris Police step in in the form of Rupert Giles and throw a bolt of green energy at Willow, knocking her clear across the room. "I'd like to test that theory," says Giles, all tall and authoritative. Oh, Giles! Hi! I missed you so much this season! We have so much catching up to do! Let's see. I just finished my finals, and I think I did rather well. And I met a very nice boy who just happens to live in England, so when I'm over there this summer, if you wanna hang out or something just let me know. I gotta hand this over to Ace now, but... call me!

Sep, "Two to Go"

Sep: So there I was. At Trader Joe's, and boom. No Booty to be had. And you know my dedication to all things snack.  Ace: I feel your pain. The other night I was at TJ's and they had all these different kinds of Booty from Fruit Booty to Vegetable Booty, but not the Booty that I wanted.  Sep: Yargh. That blows.  Ace: Snerk. So anyway. Ash asked me if I wanted to get one of the other varieties, but I just felt that if I couldn't have the Booty that I wanted, it was better to have no Booty at all.  Sep: Dude. That's deep. And also would have saved me much pain and humiliation in my early twenties.  

There are tiny colonies of single-celled life at the bottom of deep fissures in the sea using their cilia to tell each other, "Buffy used Spike." Can we please move on?

Sep, "Never Leave Me"  

Ecch, I hear a noise like forty cats being squeezed too hard around their middles. Turns out it's Cordelia singing "The Greatest Love of All."

- Ace, "The Puppet Show"  

i dont have time to read all theze post but did u hear what happens in the finale? every vamp and demon that buffy has ever kiled is rezrected and they all sing at spike and angles WEDDING!!!! OMG!!! laterz Sep (Go on. Ban me. I dare you.)

Sep, in the forums  

Aw, Willow is wearing shorts and showing more Willow-leg than I believe we've ever seen. What a cutie. ... Giles finally pipes up that he's sorry he missed the encounter, but he actually sounds like he's sorry these damn kids won't leave him alone so he can pour himself a nice single-malt Scotch and watch that Letty The Lusty Librarian tape he has hidden in his nightstand. ... Dracula wears a sweater vest? Well, I guess that answers the age-old question: "What does Dracula wear under his cape?" Or was that Scotsmen? Who does he think he is anyway, Chandler Bing? ... I would like to point out that Spacky is wearing more eye makeup than the entire female cast combined.

Ace, "Buffy vs. Dracula"  

Credits. Who does James Marsters have to sleep with to be billed before Michelle Trachtenberg and Emma Caulfield? Ooh! Please let it be me. C'mon, if y'all give me James I won't ask for anything else for my birthday or Christmas. What? It worked when I was ten. ... Look! Xander is using a skill! Effectively! As he's building shelves for Giles, I notice that he's attired in jeans and a plain long-sleeved shirt. It looks like after his other half fell into the Gap, he managed to climb out with a basic grasp on the matching theory.

Sep, "Out of My Mind"  

I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I love the 'Bot; I really, really do. She's so cute and happy and chirpy and I just know reanimated Buffy is going to be an angst-y pained ball of angst just like she was all last season, and sometimes I wish we could just replace her with the robot permanently. Especially if she keeps making jokes about marzipan.

Ace, "Bargaining I"  

Damn, Marc Blucas makes James Marsters look like a tiny, tiny man. After last week's showcase it's sad, but also amusing, to see Spike reduced to an elfin laundry-stalker.

Sep, "Shadow"  

WARNING: Contents may have shifted during shipping. Oops, that's the wrong warning. The warning is this: This recap contains opinions.

Ace, "Tabula Rasa"  

Evil Dead eh? I'm just going to take that as a shout-out to me and my Evil Dead t-shirt that I ordered out of the Fangoria (shut up) catalog twelve years ago and have been wearing consistently ever since. David Fury must have seen me in it or something. ... Buffy notices Ben sitting somewhere else and goes over to talk to him. Oh GREAT. You know how, whenever there's an outbreak of some sort of nasty infectious disease, during the news reports they often retrace the path of the virus on a map? Well, that's what my mind is doing with Ben right about now. First I only had to live in fear during the hospital scenes. But then he leached into the hospital parking lot. And now that he's just showing up at the Bronze all willy-nilly, he could just ooze on down the road anywhere his little slime trail will take him. Curses. Greasy Intern Ben is spreading. I wonder what his vector of infection is?

Sep, "Crush"  

Tough Love - Or, "The Unedited Buffy You Never Wanted To See." Buffy routes paperwork. Buffy repairs an appliance. Buffy folds laundry. Buffy goes to a parent-teacher conference. Dawn does homework. Dawn does homework some more. Glory practices personal hygiene. The recapper props her eyelids open with spork tines. To spice things up a little, Giles goes all Ripper, Tara goes all Forrest Gump, and Willow goes all Fairuza Balk. The recapper falls asleep and drools on her cat.

Ace, "Tough Love" recaplet  

Spike stumbles, bloody, bruised, and wild-eyed, down the hall to the elevator, and if I weren't a fan of this show and were just flipping by I might think it was a clip from a Behind the Music on Billy Idol.

Sep, "Intervention"  

...Marci needs to find "the key."  ...Darcy or Shannon or whatever her name is  ...Sheila or Lisa or whoever 

Sep describing Glory before her name was revealed, "Family"  

...the guy, who I've decided to call Gee Dub McChoad for no reason whatsoever...

Sep describing Tara's brother, "Family"  

Willow screams, 'Noooooooo,' and a rippling force shoots out of her mouth and zaps Osiris, who vanishes. Oh, the heartbreak of halitosis!

Ace, "Villains"  

My roommate brought home a big pile of Marshmallow Peeps from a post-Easter sale. I took one look at them and screeched, "Peeps show!" before grabbing one, winging it into the microwave, and making "Bamp-chicka-bow-wow" noises while watching the Peep swell and undulate in the microwave. Try it. It's fun. Also, I have in my notes from the first airing of this episode, "Dawn no like monkey-brain marshmallows." I think I'll just leave that in. You'll either find it as amusing as I do or marvel at my illiteracy.

Sep, "Conversations With Dead People"  

Willow incants more at the effigy (who looks like she's ready for a doctor to check her tonsils) and then sends green energy blobs shooting out of her breasts towards Santa's Phallus. It's a lesbian thing -- you wouldn't understand.

Ace, "Grave"  

Cut to Xander chaining Spike up in the basement of Casa Summers. Dawn, Buffy, Wood, Giles, Willow, the UN Security council, three random passersby, and a small hedgehog are all in attendance. Okay, not really, but seriously. The number of people present for this is way unnecessary. Giles, Willow and Buffy will perform the spell. Xander, Dawn and Wood will distribute small snacks and throw Jujubes at Spike's head. ... Spike's mum tells him that he "needs a woman in [his] life." He replies that he does have a woman in his life. She is momentarily taken in, but then realizes that William has some really serious Oedipal issues. Victorian etiquette dictates that it would be in poor taste to mention this, so she pretends to be flattered. He promises to always look after her, but she has a coughing fit, hoping to die and escape her creepy son. Knowing that Spike's women-paragon obsession thing in which he defines himself and his moral center by the dominant female figure in his life started back when Spike was human, and has continued until the present day, really makes me realize how pathetic a creature he truly is. You'd think that after the first hundred years he might have self-actualized or something.

Sep, "Lies My Parents Told Me"  

Let me amend that. It's a long, thick, snake-like demon with a head shaped just like a penis, that squeals at Buffy and then sprays liquid out of its mouth and onto her. Just think about that for a minute.

Ace, "Doublemeat Palace"  

At the Pub the Chuckleheads are sitting around a table strewn with empty beer pitchers, randomly slapping and picking nits off of each other. One of them is trying to remove his shirt but gets his head stuck in it. I can sympathize with him. I've done that -- sober.

Sep, "Beer Bad"  

Rack is creepy. Then about ten more anvils crash into my room, followed by a minor deluge of cow pies as we launch into a trippy-druggy sequence the likes of which has not been seen since The Trip and Psych-Out.

Ace, "Wrecked"  

Willow is wearing what Ace called a poncho, but I think looks more like a tube with no armholes. If anyone remembers the commercial for the plastic device that enabled you to turn a crank and produce miles upon miles of useful and fashionable yarn tubing, well, it looks like that. Either that, or Willow took up knitting but hasn't figured out the secret to sleeves yet. Patrolling against vampires and other night-haunting demons with your arms bound to your sides by an acrylic strait-jacket doesn't seem like a wise move, but what do I know about fashion? Oh, that's right -- a lot more than Willow, obviously.

Sep, "Something Blue"  

Suddenly, my TV screen fills up with a bunch of monkeys, all dressed up in platform sandals, cunning frocks, feather boas, and mascara. They form a menacing circle around Dawn. I think they're all guy monkeys, but y'know, it's a little hard to tell with the simians.

Ace, "Potential"  

It's Cruella D'Will. Heh. That's why she flayed Warren last week. She's making a coat out of him. Man, how much cooler would this episode be if Willow pranced around singing, 'See my vest! See my vest! It was once Warren's chest!' ... This is a test of the Emergency Snorecast System. Everything operational.

Sep, "Two to Go"  

Sunny Valley, Arizona Ace, a beautiful, brainy, and brilliant recapper for TWoP, that world-famous website and recipient of three Nobel Prizes for Internet Criticism, piloted her pink bubble-shaped hovercraft to the landing strip on the roof of her lux penthouse apartment. Slim and clad entirely in her everyday garb of form-fitting leather, she headed quickly to her Operations Control room, stopping only to scratch the chin of her almost-sentient leopard, Francesca. "Follow me, little one," Ace purred to her feline companion, "for tonight we view a new Buffy!" In Operations Control, Ace flung her shapely form onto the low designer sofa and thumbed the remote to her wall-sized liquid television. As the episode progressed, Francesca began to pace the room in agitation, for she had never before seen her merry human companion in such distress. Ace's perfectly manicured nails caressed her flawless face as she murmured, "How will I recap an episode so sorely lacking in plot? An episode that consists mostly of Andrew's fantasies and stolen videotaped vignettes of the Scooby gang? Without a narrative structure to follow, at what point should I mention the disturbing basement sex of the un-reunited Xander and Anya, or the empty and unsatisfying riot occurring at Sunnydale High?" Finally, Ace knelt, and attractively wept into the silken tawny fur of Francesca, "I face my greatest challenge ever! Just as the tears of repentant Andrew closed the Seal of Danzig in the school basement forever, so do my hot tears of rage seal my unrepentant loathing of this season!" Los Angeles, CA The evil genius Jane Espenson cackled evilly as she polished her six-inch chrome stilettos and flipped her shiny titian hair. Whirling menacingly in her secret headquarters beneath Reseda, she flipped open her tiny red Mobicom and hit speed-dial. Upon hearing a voice on the other end of the line, Jane leered and snapped out, "Hello, Joss? I think we've broken Ace already. The tears are the beginning of the end. That'll teach her to complain about Andrew's poor grasp on reality!"

Ace, "Storyteller" recaplet  

The Knights are gonna get the Key, toniiiight! The Scoobies drive a big RV, toniiiight! This year, the minutes seemed like hours The arc progressed so slowly And still no end in siiiight!

Sep, "Spiral" recaplet  

Xander gets snide about what a "simple" decision this must be for Buffy and then leaps up, snarling, "You know, if there's a mass-murdering demon that you're, oh, say, boning, then it's all gray area." Hee -- go Xander! I'm not really taking sides in this argument because I think both Buffy and Xander are both right and wrong here, but I really think it needed to be said that Buffy totally put aside all her Slayer standards in order ride Spike's man-pole, and she's never really admitted that to or faced it as far as I can tell. She's mumbled about how it was bad for her, but never seemed to realize what a betrayal of her calling it was. Buffy wins The Lame Comeback Of The Century Award when her only reply is that Spike is "harmless." Harmless except for the whole part where he could and did harm you, Buffy. Nice self-preservation instincts there, honey. Let's kill Anya because she could hurt men. Let's not kill Spike because he can only hurt Buffy. Uh, where was I?

Ace, "Selfless"  

This whole Spike with Buffy thing? My fault. When Angel was on the show, I hated every second of him and his dazed "you can tell I have a soul because I look like I just walked into a tree" method of acting. (Angelus was a different story. A cooler story that didn't spend so much time whining and moping.) Then, when he left, it was like light pouring in through the heavens. I was excited. Happy. I had a new lease on life. I thought, "No matter what, Buffy's next boyfriend won't be so bad." Enter Riley. Riley with his potato nose, thinly-veiled chauvinism, and women issues. And so it was, until it came to pass that Riley endeth. And lo! Happiness reigned far and wide across the land (defined as my apartment), there was much rejoicing, and it was good. Again, I foolishly allowed myself to be confident that this had been the worst. Surely Buffy's next boyfriend...

Sep, "Two to Go"  

ASH is really giving a killer performance here. I wonder how many takes it took for him to stop laughing. His singing sounds very soulful and I'm convinced it's his own voice, just very badly synched. Maybe the sound crew had to work overtime on all the Buffy/Riley moaning and ran out of time for the important things. Bad prioritization, guys. For a whole week following this episode, my poor cat is tortured by me following her around the house and bellowing, "No ooooone knows what it's liiiiike/Toooooo be the baaaad cat/Tooooo be the saaaad cat/Behind blue eeeeeyeees." I swear, one of these days she's going to lose her patience, pack her little kitty suitcase and leave. Well, at least I don't make her watch The Others with me anymore.

Ace, "Where the Wild Things Are"  

Luke is chanting, "The Sleeper will wake and the world will bleed. Amen!" Because vampires are such religious creatures. Don't you remember that one heartwarming episode they had when they showed them all going to church? Sure, they wanted to eat the rest of the congregation, but as long as they're worshipping in Glen Oak with the Camdens I really don't have a problem with that.

Sep, "Welcome to the Hellmouth"  

D'Hoffryn introduced himself, and Aud replies, "I am Aud." Hee. That's a funny pun. You know that saying that goes, "Puns are the lowest form of humor"? That always confused me. I mean, I wondered who decided that, and what the highest form of humor was, and why the phrase always seemed to be uttered only by the very humorless, who wouldn't seem qualified to judge. Anyway, this is 2002, and the saying is obviously obsolete. It comes from an older era. An era before the fart joke. Fart jokes are quite clearly the lowest form of humor, and I suggest that we petition the correct powers that be to have the saying updated for modern times. ["The lowest, and yet consistently the most reliable. Hee. Farts." -- Sars]

Ace, "Selfless"  

Willow and Buffy walk up the steps to school, and Xander catches up with them. I'm sorry that I can't recap their conversation, but I'm sure you'll understand once I tell you about Xander's red and moldy green-gray sweater paired with brown and yellow plaid pants. As if that combination wasn't horrific enough on its own, Willow is wearing an orange and yellow striped fleece shirt. It's at times like this that I wish I were blind -- just like the wardrobe people.

Sep, "Passion"  

Ace: "I don't know why Buffy was all surprised when Spike tried to kiss her. That's what you do at the end of a date and drinking, dinner, and pool all add up to a date." Sep: "It totally was a date. My last date ended exactly the same way. Someone threw a wad of cash at someone else, the words, 'You're beneath me' were uttered, and one of us was left crying alone in an alley." Ace: "You've got to be kidding me." Sep: "Actually I am. My last date ended with me threatening my beau with a spork."

Ace and Sep, "Fool for Love"