#THIS RABBIT HOLE BE WILD 🤣🤣

[mintytealfox]

Any headcanons about Detective Orpheus?

Yeeeeeeeeeeeee~ The creepy gremlin man who doesn't realize how scary he is lol

and sniffing all the gosh dang drugs like Alice, and him taking it a step further and DRINKING THE ONE IIMMMMM???????? Just like he did when he was still the Novelist 10 years prior LOL Alice maybe doing the same (likely and hopefully not pff) since he finds that same BOTTLE on HER DESK in HER ROOM THE FUUUUHHH???

What are these two DOIN LOL

(side note Alice is familiar with the drug cause the forgetting one was replaced with this hydra one and she was able to escape 👀:

the sticker behind the forgetting one has a hint of one of the hooks of the hydra mark but I totally could be in delusion land again loool)

ANYWAY! (gosh DANG I keep getting side tracked lol)

HEADCANONS GOSH LOL

-Bro has a HORRIBLE case of dual personality(or at least he is convinced he has dual personality. Like he is trying to convince himself he is a good person and would never do anything that he did and its just his alter ego). Where one is aware of everything and trying to lead the other who has control. But the naughty one is able to do 'minor' things such as making him see things and potentially carving clues into his skin 😱but most likely just making him see it not actually doing it, but I wouldn't put the carving past him either honestly.

-Bro hasn't slept in ages, I mean look at him lol he barely 35 and looking in his 50s (which reminds me that Norton would be 38 with 40 around the corner lol old jk jk 🤣 I bet he would age well if he has the opportunity to. I mean look at him, after all he has been through, he should be looking ROUGH considering, but here he is and still looks like a baby bean with his 30s are around the corner looool)

-I don't think he ('or his alter ego') know what happened to everyone after that night. I don't think they know if Alice is alive or not. One seeking for answers the other seeking Alice.

-Orpheus seemed to have gone on with his life and just lived as a detective for 10 years until he got a letter again, then he started loosing his marbles again. So all this time he hasn't been looking or searching, just kind of living. (what if he gave himself that letter and he is so messed up he genuinely doesn't realize like. All of his stuff is so messy I would believe that as a possibility lol everything he says is wild and everywhere oh my gosh)

I wish I had more headcanons but this dude baffles me so much, with all of his stuff being confusing and contradictory and unreliable oh my gosh LOL but he puts on the airs that he has two personalities, one trying to be a good person and find his memories while the other is like "NAHHHHH I GOT PLANS"

bro baffles me so bad man orz I want to give him the benefit of the doubt like this detective version of him does for himself, but I don't trust a darn thing cause he is so unreliable as a narrator lol

-But after all of these events and he gets all those memories again and goes back on his mess? I betcha he would hunt down Alice whether she is alive or not. orz I bet he would try to hunt down all of da capo (if they are alive or not) honestly, and try a REDO, sort of thing, to make sure it all goes RIGHT this time orz He either finds them if he can or finds people like them to try and recreate it orz I feel like Da Capo would HAUNT that 'alter ego' and its a wrong that needs to be made right 🙃

but of course these are just some thoughts/ponderings heh

[blackknight-kai]

OMG the wax fic was soooo good!! Just imagine Wukong trying to wax a tiny bit of his fur just to see what is feels like and having melt down afterwards… YOU ARE DOING IT DOWN THERE?!? ARE YOU INSANE???? ARE YOU A MASOCHIST?!?… are you a masochist? because… the king can provide btw…

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I can absolutely see him thinking “this isn’t gonna be that bad”. But then it is so so so fucking bad and hurts so much (I mean he has so much fur).

Hed be by himself so no one can hear him whimper okay?

He’d be contemplating his life choices AND wondering what the ever living fucking is wrong with you. How could you go through that THERE of all places.

Wukong would also have a whole new respect for you too. Because DAMN.

But then as he’s laying there crumpled on the floor thinking about how the only reason you’d subject yourself to this is if you’re fine with it, that sends him down a rabbit hole. Nevermind you’d told him you did it for HIS pleasure- which he prefers a jungle of love.

He’s gonna start wondering if you LIKE the pain, I mean it is in THAT area…that’s the only reason you could do that regularly right? Right? There’s no way.

Right?

Do you like it?

No.

But…do you?

You must right?

If so….

(N.s.f.w under the cut)

Then his mind starts to wander. His tail curling and uncurling as thought after thought goes through his mind. His face is pinched up in concentration and a pout.

Hours later he storms up to you, his face only inches away a wild look in his eyes. You see curiosity, concern, and….heat? His tail is flicking behind him and his nostrils are flaring as he breathes heavily. He silently looks you over like your face will tell him the answer to whatever is plaguing his mind.

Finally he squints and a smirk creeps up on to his face. “Does my peach need a heavier hand when I take you hmm? Is that why you’ve been putting yourself through torture here,” He asks reaching down to brush his fingers between your legs directly over your clothed pussy making you jolt. “Just to get what you need?”

Your cheeks flush a little and you frown with confusion at him. “I…what?”

He chuckles darkly brushing his nose with yours. “No need to be shy, your king will always provide, you know that.”

And that’s how you discovered you like it when he slaps your wet pussy when he fucks you.

The End. 😊

[artistshadow]

In the novel, are there any Disney heroes involved with war of roses?

SPOILERS FOR BEYOND THE ISLE OF THE LOST: WONDERLAND!!!!

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Hopefully this helps answer any questions pertaining to the new Isle book. If anyone has any more questions, feel free to ask if this didn’t answer anything! I just felt like this will be easier than going back-and-forth pulling small tidbits to add 🤣😂😂

Okay, so here’s the briefest summary of what happens in Beyond the Isle of the Lost: Wonderland. We learn that Wonderland is sealed off from Auradon because the Queen didn't want to be under the Beast’s rule, I believe, so she raised an army to fight back just in case. This was known as the War of Roses. It sounds like there never was a fight. It sounds more like the Queen showed that she was no punk and wasn’t gonna let anyone scare or intimidate her, or most likely, she just didn’t want to be the one not in control so out of fear, Auradon closed the Rabbit Hole, which is one of two ways to get in and out of Wonderland, the other being The Pool of Tears. Because of this, Red has never been outside of Wonderland and doesn’t know much about what is going on in the outside world. The Queen has turned Wonderland pretty much into a dictatorship prison where so many things are outlawed that it doesn’t even seem like Wonderland anymore. She wants Red to follow in her footsteps and rule like she does, but Red ain’t having none of it. She wants to rebel against it all, but because she hasn’t had any sort of influence from anyone since everyone in Wonderland is scared to death of her mother, they never act out, so she doesn't know how. In comes Ace and Chester, two characters who sort of help her rebel, but they don’t know much either. Chester is, I believe, the son of the Cheshire Cat or at least a descendant of him. Ace…I'm not sure cause they never established, but if I were gonna take a wild guess, I would say that he could be the son of an Ace card. They do things to rebel and bring life to Wonderland by throwing parties, two to be exact, and the first failed royally, which resulted in them being arrested by the guards, and the Queen just dismissed them. The second party they throw in the throne room which makes the Queen blow her lid and start arresting everyone, which in turn makes Red, Chester, and Ace go on the lam. They plan on going to the Pool of Tears so they can escape Wonderland, but unfortunately, C and A get captured by the card soldiers. They tell Red to run for it and escape Wonderland, but she doesn’t want to leave her friends, so she goes back for them. Big mistake because that was a trap by the Queen, who throws her in the dungeon with them. The next day in front of all of Wonderland, the Queen shows just how much of a royal evil bitch she is by showing what she does to people who break her laws: She turns them into mindless card soldiers, as she demonstrates with Ace. It’s very heavily implied that she did this to the other kids she captured at the party. She then turns Chester into a cat, who then disappears. It goes without saying that Red is heartbroken, distraught, and traumatized by this, and her mother doesn’t give a flying fuck. So, Red now has this deep resentment toward her mother and is probably willing to do anything to get back at her. She probably wants to escape Wonderland more or perhaps take her anger out on the land.

This actually does something the other “prequel” books did as it gives us a look into who the character of Red is and her mother as well. It also gives us a glimpse of how much of a threat the Queen of Hearts is because when I heard that she was planning a coup in the movie, I was like, “yeaaaaah, but she’s really not that big of a threat like Maleficent, Uma, Audrey, or any of the other villains or ‘villains’ so how will this work?” But this gives us more information. It also gives a little more backstory as to why Wonderland is separate from Auradon and why Uma is looking to invite people from there to go to school in Auradon. Do I think they will reference some of the things from this movie? Maybe a little because a lot of it gives us reasons to see the Queen as a threat and more about why Red wants to rebel so much. Do I think we’ll get closure for Chester and Ace? Most likely not, and I hate that because while the other books left their endings with shots of happiness, this one ended completely depressing and horrifying.

Something to note: the Queen HATES cupcakes. In the summer preview, there was a picture of her younger self holding a plate of cupcakes while looking sad, so I wonder if we’re gonna see the reasons behind her hatred for them.

Maddox, the son of the Mad Hatter, is a science teacher at Wonderland High who is in the Queen’s favor. He’s interested in…wait for it…time travel, which is the basic plot of the film.

Reading this really makes listening to Red’s part in the new “What’s My Name” hit a little deeper, especially the parts where she says, “My mom’s as mean as it gets” and “It was rough growing up.”

I don’t know where Merlin Academy, Cinderella, and the other characters come into play, as the book mainly focused on Red, but I guess we’ll find out more in the new film.

It’s pretty much confirmed that the Queen was never on the Isle of the Lost (which makes the mention of her hair salon in the second book kind of weird), so that means Red is probably the only VK who wasn’t born on the Isle. She’s heard rumors about it but has never seen it. The only people she has met from the Isle are Harry and Jasper, who apparently got trapped in Wonderland after the VKs got released from the Isle in the 3rd film. But how they got trapped there if Wonderland was sealed off before they were born is what’s puzzling me. But timelines have never made absolute sense in this franchise so I’m not gonna get to deep into it😄😂

[lizkou]

Burden AU

Okay so Hi yall!!! As of lately my favorite childhood show Wild Kratts has made me become obsessed again and this fandom has brought me into a rabbit hole I can’t seem to get out of 🤣 I’ve decided to join in the fun (most of it is angst🥲) and make my own AU fanfic heheh

Of course I’m still working on it so for now enjoy this sneak peak of my AU “Burden”

Hope y’all enjoy it ✌️💚 (Martin Sneak Peak soon)

[laineystein]

You asked yesterday what post made us follow you and mine was the recent ask where you completely owned the anon by talking about peace only happening when we start knowing the law and working with facts, etc. Brilliant. But im glad you still have anon on because after that I fell down a rabbit hole on your tumblr (grrrr gonna need to send another ask sorry!)

Anon this was so weird but thank you for the belly laugh 🤣

You seem like a hilarious human and I’m glad my updates are approved by you because it seems you have great taste. Thank you so so much for the kind words about my relationship (hit that nail on the head — it was wild) and for the kind words about me. I am absolutely not an inspiration but I appreciate the sentiment anyway. Please feel free to DM me! I’d love to chat with you!

[everwisp]

hi there! i've been following you for quite a while, originally for a3, but i see you also enjoy poto. i've been meaning to get into it for a long time now, but im not sure where to start (so far, i've only ever read the book). do you have any recommendations for poto content to either start out with or to prioritize in general? thanks a ton!

Hi there anon!! this was a pleasant surprise to see in my inbox and I wasn't expecting to get questioned about POTO at all tbh! I'll try my best though 😊

I think starting with the musical would help, that's what actually lead me down the rabbit hole.

The most well known one would be Andrew Lloyd Webber's. This one is pretty similar to the book, if I recall correctly, having a some changes here and there (one of them being that the Persian isn't actually present in the musical.) I'd recommend either watching/listening to the broadway or the 2004 film, the latter being what introduced me to POTO in the first place hehe

There's also another musical by Maury Yeston and Arthur Kopit (which I've only discovered this year), though it is loosely based from the novel, and kinda shows the Phantom in a different light. I actually watched the 1990 miniseries first before listening to the musical, and I gotta say that the Phantom was very charming in this one, made me swoon a bit 🙈

Their music style is pretty different from one another, now I'm not that good with music terms and classifying the styles, but Yeston & Kopit's is more opera like compared to Webber's which is a sort of mix with opera, classical and a bit of rock maybe??? They are both bangers though, I swear.

I'm pretty sure there are other retellings and musicals based on it, but these two plus the book are the only ones I've consumed so far.

OH AND ONE MORE ACTUALLY!!

Webber actually made a sequel to his POTO musical called Love Never Dies and boY IS IT A RIDE. I think the fans have mixed feelings about it, it has great songs though omg. So so basically, it's ten years after the original musical and is set in an amusement park called Phantasma, and w/o saying anything about the plot, basically our main trio come together again and we get love triangle 2.0 with so much drama. Was honestly flabbergasted the first time I saw it ‘cause I went in blind but as I rewatched it for the 3rd time and listened to the soundtrack over and over again, I admit it's pretty good. In a trashy way. Do I recommend that you watch it? Honestly, yeah, it was a pretty wild ride and I was entertained, it was a good time despite everything about the plot. You don't have to though if you don't want to!!! Some people actually described it being fanficy or something along those line

But yeah, that's all I have to recommend, I hope this helps you somewhat!! Even though I was just rambling most of the times haha.

If you have anymore questions or if you ever do get around to getting into it more I would love to hear about it, don't be afraid to pop in with your thoughts or screaming or complaints, it would be nice to talk about it with others aside from me just ranting about it to my siblings 🤣 No pressure though!! But i genuinely hope you enjoy it 🩵🩵

Wishing you all the love, softness, and good vibes anon!! ✨🩵

[los-ninos-tortugas]

Regarding the 03 boy’s accents - I kinda figured it was because of their isolation. Donnie and Leo having generic American accents makes sense because for a long time the only interaction they had with the outside world is through the TV. I figured Mikey heard some kind of ‘surfer dude’ accent via the TV and decided he liked it and decided to just speak like that (although he does seem to grow out of it a little as the series goes on - so maybe a phase?). Same with Raph; either on a supply run or sneaking out at some point (or again, maybe through the TV) he heard someone speaking with a Brooklyn accent and decided he liked it. Adding in an extra little headcannon: I also always figured the 03 boys spoke Japanese before they spoke English - Splinter is from Japan so even before he was mutated that would have been the language he heard spoken both as a wild rat and once he was Tang Shen’s pet. Even when Yoshi moved to America with Splinter, I think he would probably have spoken Japanese to Splinter at home (or at least more so than English) just because that was the language he was most comfortable with. So, once he was mutated, Splinter taught the turtles to speak Japanese first and they all learned English at the same time, via TV and any humans they did hear etc. That probably meant that the turtles had Japanese accents when they spoke English for a while themselves until they either grew out of it or picked what they wanted to sound like. (Extra Bonus Headcannon: although they spoke Japanese first, they read English first, and didn’t learn to read and write Japanese along with Splinter until they were in their teens. Japanese is a difficult language to read with three separate alphabets, and although I think they would have managed it if they were living in Japan and exposed to it all the time, they were living in America, so most if not all of the written word they came across would probably have been In English. They had to wait until they had dedicated resources to learn it.)

(Sorry about all the headcannons… I’ve thought about this quite a lot. Also, I am not American, and I have never been to New York, so if there is anything I am wrong about I apologise.)

Ah, I was sort of talking the turtles in general/in a hypothetical future iteration where they all have accents but I guess I didn’t make that super clear 😅 still I’m going to follow you down this rabbit hole because I like where you’re going with this. Cuz accents are kind of a funny thing, especially when you have characters that are isolated from the general population. I kinda figure in a scenario where they all have distinct New York accents it would come from overhearing it from humans (Rise Leo is said to have learned Spanish by listening to the Puerto Rican population of New York) but unlike more recent iterations like Rise and Mutant Mayhem, the 03 boys really stuck hard to the whole avoiding humans rule until their first lair got destroyed and they were forced topside.

I think it really makes sense that their first language was Japanese, because of Splinter learned ninjutsu from watching Hamato Yoshi then he probably learned Japanese from hearing him. Learning English from TV makes the most sense since that was probably their main exposure to the language. Though if they didn’t have cable (which they probably didn’t in the early days) then most of what they heard probably would have been local news/public access channels so that’s probably where they got their first taste. If I may add to your head canon, I think the boys probably would have gotten the bulk of their English education from Sesame Street since PBS would have been one of the few channels they had easy access to and that actually had programming that they would be interested in when they were small. (Which then raises the possibility that maybe, just maybe, Raph got his accent from imitating Oscar the grouch 🤣🤣🤣)

The reading thing makes sense to me too, especially because they probably got a lot of their books by digging through trash or donation bins, so everything they would have had access to would have been in English. I had something similar as a kid because I grew up in a Spanish/English speaking household but I mainly learned to read in English, written Spanish didn’t make any sense to me even though I knew it when spoken. I didn’t really learn to read/write Spanish until high school but even then I can really mostly just read it, for some reason if I’m asked to write anything in Spanish myself I completely forget the rules of grammar and syntax immediately. It can be really hard to take a language that you’ve only ever heard or spoken aloud and then try to match it with its written form, especially if you’ve never even seen the alphabet before (and Spanish is like, easy mode, I can’t imagine having to learn three different alphabets, all of which support each other to form the language, though I think the 03 boys would be determined enough to do it) I like the idea of April bringing them language books to help them learn, it’d be really sweet, maybe they’d teach her a couple of phrases they know in turn.

No need to apologize! Kinda cool to know that I don’t just have people from the U.S. reading my blog tbh. It was really fun to go into these headcanons 😁

[marzipanandminutiae]

Could you please do every questions from the ask game for Lucille? Sorry i couldn't choose! All of the questions seemed so interesting 🤣

My first impression of them

I think I just considered her a straightforward Evil Girlboss. But it took me forever to Blorbo these characters, though I saw the movie in theatres and loved it from the start. I definitely loved her costumes from the beginning; I recall that much.

When I think I truly started to like them (or dislike them, if you’ve sent me a character I don’t like)

April 2021. I was at home after my second COVID vaccine dose, realized the movie was on Netflix, watched it- and fell down the rabbit hole, hard.

The vaccine doesn't give you 5G blood or heart failure, it turns out- just makes you stan fictional thirtysomething incestuous murderesses. Bill Gates must be playing a REALLY long game.

A song that reminds me of them

Oh god, so many. But for now, I'll go with...Stolen Roses, by Karen Ellison. "And the weeds in the ground have grew up through my skin/Forsaking a lonesome girl's heart/I'd go where the stolen roses grow/To forget that I had fell apart."

How many people I ship them with

Two! Edith and Thomas.

My favorite ship of them

OT3- Edith/Thomas/Lucille. Any individual leg of the triad involving her is interesting to me, too.

My least favorite ship of them

Lucille/Alan. Like. Why? They exchange like five sentences that we see onscreen- two of those in a deleted scene -and then she tries to kill him. Hardly true love, in my opinion.

A quote of them that you remember

She has like 75% of the iconic quotes in that movie. So instead, I'll point out that all three instances of swearing in the movie are her- AND canonically within like an hour of each other. #RefinedProperLady indeed.

Your favorite outfit of them

Her blue or black dress! I suspect they're the same pattern- at least, I hope for the stitchers' sake that they were.

Your least favorite outfit of them

Much as it pains me to say this...her red dress. I love all of her outfits, but the collar and the weird hoodie-looking faux drawstrings on this one push it to the end of the list. I am so sorry.

Describe the character in one sentence

Someone who hit rock bottom only by slipping through every possible crack in her childhood/adolescence.

What’s the first thing you think about when thinking about the character?

Love and pragmatism.

Sexuality hc!

Hear me out: I think she's a lesbian who will never realize that about herself. Jessica Chastain said her "fantasies are more about women than men," and let's be honest- how much is her whole Situation with Thomas about attraction as normal adults understand it, and how much about devotion, trauma bonding, general uncategorized Love, and physical pleasure/comfort?

She loves Thomas. She likes having sex with him for the physical sensation and the mental associations. And she'll never be attracted to another man, so she'll never realize that it's Different from the way she feels about other women.

Your favorite friendship they have

Friend...ship? I think she knows the definition of the word, and that's about it.

Best storyline they had

There is only one.

Worst storyline they had

See above.

A childhood headcanon

When she turned ten, Lucille received her first and only doll: a wooden 18th-century lady that Thomas found in the attic trunk-room and fixed up for her in secret. This doll's name was Sophia, and she was treasured as few dolls have ever been.

What do you think their first word was?

Given her childhood, probably something nobody noticed or cared about. Or even bemoaned, in a "little girls should be seen and not heard, and now the tiresome thing won't ever give us any peace again" vein.

How do you think they were as a kid? (Like, were they shy, noisy, wild, etc)

We know from the character bios and the newspaper article about Beatrice's death how she was as a kid: curious, quiet, intelligent, brave, coldly polite to most people, and eternally self-sacrificing for her brother. Not yet as broken as she would one day be, but increasingly cracked as the years passed.

The most random ship you’ve seen people have with them

Lucille/Dracula. I have no idea.

A weird headcanon

She finds April Fool's Day extremely tiresome (spoiler: this is because it's her birthday).

When do you think they were at their happiest?

Weirdly, per the bios, the canon answer is "when she was pregnant with Thomas' child." She got to just be at home relaxing with her piano and her butterflies and her increasingly esoteric poetry about her and Thomas' Ultimate, Predestined, Celestially Perfect Union.

I'd say three-way tie between that, the time when she was a young child and Thomas a toddler and their nurse Theresa actually loved them, and the post-asylum period where she'd healed significantly and she and Thomas had free rein of the house but the money hadn't run dangerously low yet.

When do you think they were at their lowest?

After her son died.

Future headcanon

Based on the actual movie ending? She'll continue haunting Allerdale until it collapses, and then...who knows?

In my happier imaginings? Canon diverges before Edith gets too ill, and they all end up in a happy (if deeply unhealthy) triad together.

What do you think is a secret they have that they never told anyone?

There were more pregnancies after the first one. She ended them with herbal abortifacients the day she realized, every time, believing she could never bring a healthy baby into the world.

When do you think they acted the most ooc

It's not something she does onscreen, but Thomas' wives ring fingers are in the drawer along with their locks of hair. I don't see someone as fastidious as Lucille particularly enjoying the smells, staining, and visuals of severed limbs rotting in a heated room that would come before they ended up all neatly mummified as they appear to be in the movie.

When do you think they were being “themselves” the most?

When she was showing Edith around the library.

I think murder is something she does, but her interests and her devotion to Thomas are who she is. She doesn't want to be killing people- she doesn't regret it or feel guilty; assuming that would be woobifying. She just hates the necessity of it. She wants to be at home with her books and her butterflies and her piano, being a good sister-wife to Thomas and a good mistress to the house. And I think that's significant.

If they could meet a character from another show/movie/etc, who would be the most fun for them to meet?

I wonder what GDT Pinocchio Death would make of her?

The most unnecessary thing they ever did?

Y U Kill Dog?

How do you think they would be as a parent? (and if they are a parent, how do you think they would be if they weren’t?)

(She is, but her son is dead.)

I think the Sharpes together make one decent babysitter.

With Lucille alone, you get the kid fed nutritious meals, bathed, and put to bed on time after a suitable period spent in quiet play or practicing a skill- but they're lightly terrified of putting a toe wrong.

With Thomas, you get the kid having the time of their life- but they haven't showered in three days, they're covered in glitter-glue, and their last five meals were bowls of Lucky Charms.

Unless of course the kid happens to be running from a situation they'd find all too familiar, in an OT3 setup- but that's just an existing, very fleshed-out OC I'm trying frantically to work into a story someday. We'll see if she makes it.

The funniest scene they had?

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[destinyc1020]

Hi, love your blog! Just curious, since you do post about different celebs, do you kinda follow the drama surrounding Chris Evans and his relationship with Alba? I just recently stumbled upon the rabbit hole that is very elaborate theories how it's all a PR contract and how miserable he is. It's seems very far fetched to me, because it's crazy complex 😄

Oh laaawwwwd lol..... 😅

*Pull up a chair*

Girrrrrrl..... Ever since Chris confirmed his rlshp with Alba, I've honestly been staying kind of away from his fandom and his personal life talk. It's just too crazy! 🤪

When the news dropped that it was confirmed he and Alba were indeed a couple (there were tons of rumors for a while) the fandom went through a meltdown, and when I saw this tweet.... girl I was done rofl 🤣

That's when I decided to just focus on Chris and his work, and not really focus on his rlshp right now. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Don't get me wrong, fans don't HAVE to like his gf or even particularly care for him with her. I'm not saying that fans have to automatically become a fan of whoever their fave is dating at the current moment, or run out and buy shipname T-shirts or start shipping blogs about their rlshp or anything rofl 🤣 (To me that's just weird 🥴)

But you should at the very least RESPECT the fact that this is the woman your favorite celebrity man (whoever he may be) is dating at the moment, and obviously he loves this woman if he's been with her all this time. Fans don't need to be dogging her online, spreading negative theories, or claiming that the rlshp is "PR" in other words. 🙄

Tbh? I feel like the term "PR" rlshp has been OVERused these days, and is more so just a silly term some bitter fans use to describe whatever rlshp that they don't particularly like their fave in. 🙄

Imo, it's just a way for fans to nurse their hurt feelings and try to negate a REAL rlshp that their favorite celebrity guy is in with another woman. 👀 That's how I've always viewed it. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Chris & Alba = Fans swear it's "PR"

Timothée & Kylie = Fans swear it's "PR" (PR for what?? They're not even in the same industry, and him dating her does NOTHING really for his image rofl 🤣)

Austin & Kaia = Fans swear it's "PR"

Michael B. Jordan & Lori Harvey = Fans swore it was "PR" when they were dating

Tom & Zendaya = Antis swore it was "PR" too! 🙄

Notice a pattern? 😏

I feel like just about ANY rlshp in Hollywood that fans don't like their hot guy in, they just automatically claim it's "PR". 😒

I hate to break the bubble folks, but HW doesn't usually do PR rlshps like this anymore lol. PR is more so in the form of publicity stunts, or needing to have the actor do smthg to clean up his image that has been TAINTED by something really negative coming out about him in the media. It's NOT usually in the form of a "fake" rlshp. 😒

In addition, fake rlshps usually only last a few months (if even THAT), and certainly not YEARS upon YEARS. Like c'mon.... 😏

Anyway, back to Chris....

He doesn't look miserable in the least to me! He looks fine! In fact he looks happier than ever! 🤣 I mean, he usually looks happy anyway (he's just a smiley, jokey guy in general lol), but everything I've been seeing with him and Alba seems so sweet and he seems so in love with her. 🥰

He's been wanting a serious rlshp (and marriage and kids) for a long time now, so if she's "the one", then I'm happy for him. 😊

Idk much about her, but she seems to make him happy, so.... it is what it is! 🤷🏾‍♀️

Anyway, let me stop rambling, coz I promised I would be more BRIEF on my blog from now on.

Anon, I've talked about this topic extensively before here (below) as well Anon if you wish to do further reading lol 😆

[ainulindaelynn]

Top 10 Bands/Musicians

Tagged by the wonderful @aeide and @sleeplessincarcosa <3

Some of these are temporary and some are always. Aaand I’m breaking the rules to go off the rails because it’s late 😂

1. Def Leppard - it’s always Def Leppard. On every music list I ever do, it will always be Def Leppard. Foolin’? Animal? The BEST.

2. The Black Keys - one of you suggested this ages ago and I fell down the rabbit hole never to be seen again.

3. Joseph - this is a local PDX band that’s gone a bit bigger, but they KILL at this very airy sound and have some lyrics that are just 🙌. Whirlwind, Honest, Canyon, Wind… there are so many good ones.

4. John Denver - Being honest here 😂 My dad grew up VERY rural, packing horses into the mountains on the weekends, and his dad used to play this on the radio when he was a kid, making breakfast, so he’s always done the same and it conjures alllll of that for me. And he writes with a lot of texture. Experiential. You hear the flight patterns of The Eagle and the Hawk. You see the sea spray in Calypso. These days, I do a lot of gender-neutralizing with his music, but he was very much a hippie (see Rhymes & Reasons 😂), so I think he’d do that himself if he were still writing today. He has so many I love: Matthew, To the Wild Country, Poems, Prayers, & Promises… Among all his famous ones. I mean what other songwriter leaves after a fight and returns with Annie’s Song? It’s just absurd 😂

5. Ingrid Michaelson - She never comes to mind when I think of artists I love, but I have 30-some songs of hers. She just never misses the mark. Her old stuff. Her new stuff. It’s all fantastic.

6. Dean Lewis - Half his songs were written for Thalexios. Change my mind.

7. RAIGN - both of these last two are for a handful of ship-specific songs (likely short lived), although I’m coming to love RAIGN’s style more and more.

8. Imagine Dragons - immediately puts me back in a very specific era. They don’t swear in their songs and usually I couldn’t care less, but when I was doing mental health support in schools that made them one of the few bands we could listen to and they were ALWAYS on, especially Whatever It Takes. I love the person I was then - I was very myself, despite the fact that things were WILD 24/7. I sang a lot of Start Over on my way to work 🤣

9. Mumford & Sons - Don’t know as much about them as I should, but this is an era too. Awake My Soul especially, but there are a dozen at least. And in lieu of a 10th, I’ll do Story Time, because this has me nostalgic and it’s way too long and tumblr is something of a void, right…? 😂 When I listened to them most, I was super young, had started working with a nonprofit, and my worldview was being blown apart. I was also “not-dating” a guy I’d known my whole life - a marine stationed overseas at the time. Before he reached out, I’d noticed a pattern of hometown SOs he’d start up with and then ghost when he came back. I knew his game. He just wanted an anchor. We never talked about it and I never felt compelled to tell him I’d NEVER date him, because I knew he was bullshitting me. But things got out of hand. We talked twice a day for 10 months… with a 16hr time difference… during a HUGE time in both our lives. Him processing his life. My revelations. Love, but not as a partner? But we never talked about what we were doing. And at the end, he started scaring me, getting all weepy about me when he was drinking and I felt like an awful person. We talked about him coming home, but I always kept conversations pointed at him, the family he’d see, what they were like, the places he’d go... If he cut ties, I didn’t want broken promises. I wanted it clean. And sure enough, his plane landed and we never spoke again - all that sap, a strange goodbye. He’s a stranger ever since, walking around with a year of my mind tucked inside his, and I smile when I remember him, because it was what we both needed and it ended when it needed. I hope, somehow, he knows that.

Buuut I’ll never break the silence to make sure, so good luck, buddy. Best wishes 😅

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No pressure tagging @desperate-confidence @merelyafigment @milfeivor @newengland-shrike @blue-mono :)

[tatakaeeren]

HA jokes on you i don't have Instagram so what i can't see can't hurt me so i shall continue drawing my urahara kisuke (gosh he's so hot if i didn't ship him with yourichi so much I'd give him for me) i win this round because i am safe because Instagram scares me because i am afraid i will go down the #bodygoals and like #fitness inspo rabbit hole and it took seven years to make myself like myself aksldjfaslkdfjasdf

But also i live alone essentially since my roommate essentially always lives at her boyfriends house so when i go into peak brainrot mode i can scream and not have anyone look at me like I'm crazy (me trying/practicing drawing kisuke without salivating)

i wish i could say i am normally not this insane and unhinged but i fear it only gets worse so well........prepare thyself ALSO because of you I've also been borderline getting into jugram brainrot its the long haired men I'm telling you everytime you reblog that gifset of him i stare a BIT TOO LONG like......okay i see you........

-still down bad lavender anonie but feeling safe because i didn't have to look at those links that i am sure would have made me scream from my balcony like a heroine in distress

he he he *evil laugh* Bold of you to assume i don't have backup links 😎 hahahaha I'll start easy and then end up on a high note (again I HIGHLY recommend you follow the artist and see more of their art) https://twitter.com/ilameys/status/1653430705995812864 --- https://twitter.com/ilameys/status/1612865927011528707 --- https://twitter.com/ilameys/status/1523153245383782401 -- mmm I have one of byakuya but it's 🌶🌶🌶 so... idk XD. OOHHH kisuke?!?!? akjhdkhad yesssss.... idc about ships I just wanna be sandwiched between kisuke and yoruichi (goddessssssss!!!)

hahha nicee!!! the place to yourself! so you can be free! sounds l perfect 🤣enjoy your "drawing session" to the fullest my friend, be wild!! be free!! ne thristyyyy!!! in this house, we support thirsty unhinged behaviorrrr yasssss!!!! 🙌🙌🙌 ... mmmmm jugraaammmm yesss!!! his cold demeanor, his hair, that low sexy voice and his extreme loyalty .... I'm all heart eyes over him 💖

[iwanthermidnightz]

The whole 1975 x Taylor Swift stuff going around this week is very funny, because all the NEW folks who don't know about Tay'd history with this band, will be googling and fall down the rabbit hole and find a surprise of why this connection is very important to Taylor. 🤣 This, all before the 4th, is wild. We can't make this shit up. Now I understand why we saw a hairy foot. Lol

Gather round newbies, you’re in for several treats🤭

[lessyandmina]

I was tagged by the lovely @nsfwitchy (Thank you! Love you, dear. 🥰😘)

Your name: Lessy is the name. Aka light sage, black widow, the Sparda family therapist 😘.

Your Age: 36 (37 in six months) Damn, I'm old, lol

Your First Fandom(s): Oh gosh. That's a lot to think of 🤔 The first animes are Sailor Moon, DBZ, Yu yu Hakusho, and Yu-Gi-Oh (to this day) and the games are Bloody Roar, mortal kombat, Marvel vs. Capcom, along with Mario and Donkey Kong.

Your Current Fandom(s): Legend of Zelda (since 98), Devil May Cry (since 01), Gotham (started in 2014, but stopped due to work and now rewatched 4 months ago and loved it ever since), and Gundam Wing (since 00)along with DC and Marvel comics.

How Did You First Get Into Fandom?: 😳 Oh wow. Ever since I was in elementary school. I guess it was my destiny to be an autistic nerd 🤓 🤪.

How Long Have You Been Engaging With Fandom Spaces?: 🤔 30 long years. 22 when you go down the rabbit hole. *hint hint*

How Often Do You Read Fanfics?: When I was 15 years old in Germany, my old friends introduced me to fanfics of my favorite series. Most of them are raunchy af. I've been reading them ever since.

Top 3 Characters From Your Current Fandom(s):

Gotham:

Jerome

Jeremiah

Bruce

Let me add one more: 514a

Gundam Wing:

Heero Yuy

Chang Wufei (I'm giving him my last name because he's my older brother)

Quatre R. Winner

Devil May Cry:

Vergil

V (Vergil's counterpart)

Lady

Legend of Zelda:

Princess Zelda

Queen Urbosa

Princess Midna

Have You Ever Written A Fic For A Fandom? if so, shout it out!:

Why yes. Yes, I have. For those who don't know, I am a huge cross-world fanatic. Plus, I added my oc characters to the mix. The one I continue to write is called Gundam May Cry: Breath of the Wild. But right now, I am doing my rough draft of my Gotham fanfic that is based on Devil May Cry references. That is coming soon.

Have You Ever Drawn Fanart For A Fandom?:

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I couldn't even draw a stick finger to save my life!!

Share A Personal Headcanon That You Feel Very Strongly About:

My goodness. I'm just gonna go ahead and say it : Deep down inside, Bruce Wayne has some strong feelings about Jeremiah Valeska. He's lying to himself and Jeremiah when he said "you mean nothing to me." Like Bruce!! Why are you lying?

you're trying to convince a friend to get into your current fandom(s) with you. What Episode, Clip, Or Scene Are You Showing Them?: Jerome and Jeremiah double insanity on YouTube.

and finally, What Does Fandom Mean To You?:

It means everything to me. I get to share them with my friends here and on all the other social media(except for Facebook because fuck them, that's why.). That's the perks of being a nerd and a cute one to be in fact.

Now I'm tagging @apologies-from-jerome-valeska @lifeaftermeteor @dmbakura @jeremiah-va1eska @irisbleufic

By the way, if you guys have already been tagged, I apologize!! You don't have to respond to it again.

[castlebyersafterdark]

boy once you fall down the mclennon rabbit hole (that’s the tag on here if you are so inclined) your third eye is opened I swear. I started off wanting to pass the time and after was convinced those two were lowkey in love and that paul is still in love with him and never stopped being

Oh goddddd. I'm debating on whether or not I want to invite this conspiracy into my household because my unsuspecting fiance, while not with innocent thoughts 🤭, is seemingly unaware of what's seriously brewing out in the world wide web. Do I want to break his brain like this? Maybe this is to be my finally served karma for his kind tolerance in listening to my insane ramblings and reading my takes on how two fictional characters in a TV show he casually likes have wild nasty sex with each other 🤣

[teosartcorner]

A new addition to the D&B-verse! 👀

Aggie

Full name: Aggie Douglas

Age: 28

Birthday: 1 August 1996 (Sign: Leo)

Height: 170 cm (5'7”)

Heritage: Scottish 

Place of birth: Inverness, Scotland 

Residing in: Inverness, Scotland (currently)

Job:  Game Programmer for a small gaming studio (works remote)

Relationship status: She has a situationship/friends with benefits thing going on with Donnie Macaulay.

Immediate Family: 

Roy Douglas (father)

Rebbeca “Becca” Douglas (née Melville, mother)

Children: None

A few things to get to know Aggie!

Aggie is a mutual friend of the Macaulay twins—one of their best friends, in fact. They used to be neighbours and their parents were friends, so they have known each other pretty much since childhood. They went to the same school, too, but were in different years (Aggie is approximately 2 years younger than D&B). 

Being there during the highest and lowest points in the twins’ lives makes Aggie a little bit of a D&B Lore Compendium… good thing she doesn't like to gossip about her friends, because she has A LOT of tea. 😂

The “friends with benefits” side of her friendship with Donnie is a more… recent development. 🌝🤣 It’s something that kinda just happened on a specific occasion in 2023, and even if they both agreed on it being a one time thing, it turned into a somewhat regular occurrence. It suits them both just fine, and it remains to be seen where things are going to go from here.  

Aggie is into urban exploration, which is something she has in common with the Macaulay twins, so she often joins the “party” when a new abandoned place shows up on their curiosity radar. 

She likes to eat Nutella straight from the jar.

She is an incredibly kind and sweet person. Very empathetic, too, and a good listener. 

She is also highly curious, sometimes even a tad too curious for her own good. 🤣 Her Google searches are wild sometimes, a true definition of “falling down the rabbit hole”.

You’ll notice Aggie has the tendency to sprinkle her outfits with a touch of neon. She has a thing for neon colours.

She still lives in Inverness, but she moved out of her parents’ house a few years ago, and now lives in a little flat she owns.

She is quite versatile with her hair. She likes to style her locks in all sorts of ways!

She has a TikTok channel, where she posts (mostly) silly tiktoks. Sometimes alone, sometimes accompanied by friends (Donnie is her number one TikTok buddy 🤣).

(© Aggie Douglas is my OC and she is part of a personal storytelling project, aka The World of D&B.)

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