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lilysaus · 2 years ago

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okay. this fucking picture made me so mad i went on a 15 minute rant to my sister while she was trying to read her book.

so ive been looking at a lot of pictures of posts on pinterest because thats just where i spend most of my time. most of these posts are on the topic of adhd. ive never been properly diagnosed, but reading through these posts has made me feel so welcomed and understood (more than my parents have made me feel, pretending that this is "all just a phase that ill get over soon because pretending to have adhd is just the thing right now") that i realized ON MY OWN that "hey maybe i do have adhd." well.

i found this post while scrolling through pinterest, and it really sparked my anger.

i have a friend who was diagnosed with add before it was considered an "outdated" term and scrapped because apparently ALL FUCKING FORMS OF NEURODIVERGENCY THAT ARENT AUTISM ARE JUST "ADHD".

i read this post and it was what sparked my anger and my 15 minute rant to my sister. people who get degrees in this stuff, or counselors at schools, never really know what youre going through. all they know is that youre having some problems and they need to be solved.

which brings me back to this picture. if you look up "is add still a thing" on google, this is the first picture to pop up. and just seeing the visual aids they put with it makes me furious enough to throw something or someone out a fifth story window. the little girl is fucking SMILING while thinking about the most common shit people think us neurodivergent folks think when distracted. first off, no. false. we dont just think of video games and candy. we think of the randomest shit possible, like how long can i sit here without blinking or what kind of funny shit can i draw on this one sheet of paper.

and ALSO.

you cant just categorize adhd as TWO SEPARATE THINGS and call it good. we dont fit under two umbrellas. theres too many of us. we each have our own figurative umbrellas that only we ourselves can fit under, no one else. thats the problem with neurotypicals. they fit the typical stereotype for humans: we try to understand everything by putting it in a box. those lists of "symptoms"? i match every single one. on both sides. so ha. take that SCIENTISTS. what am i? some kind of freak of nature because i dont fit under just ONE of your precious categories?

i also looked up what "inattentive" means and it made me angrier. according to oxford languages, "inattentive" means "not paying attention to something", which doesnt seem too bad, right? it fits some people perfectly with their symptoms, right? but its not the definition that bugs me. its the example sentence thats used. "a particularly dull and inattentive student". basically saying that if you dont pay attention well to something, youre dull and boring.

im sorry, what? sometimes i have trouble paying attention, sure, but you ask any of my friends and they can agree i am NOT boring in any way, shape, or form. non of them would describe me as "dull". inattentive? sure, but not dull. so to call it "inattentive" adhd, instead of just add, is stupid! my friend with ADD (not fucking adhd, stupid scientists) is one of the funniest, most entertaining people ive ever met. shes an incredible artist, super smart, and knows how to make anyone laugh. does that sound dull to you? does she have problems focusing sometimes? yes. does she struggle with doing something sometimes? yes. but dont the rest of us?

my point is, when i see things like this, it pisses me off. like, unless all of the scientists who agreed "add" is an outdated term have it themselves, i refuse to believe its outdated and i will continue to say that my friend has it. she was literally diagnosed by the doctor telling her "you have attention deficit and hyperactivity disorder without the hyperactivity." THATS JUST FUCKING ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER YOU DUMBASS!!!

anyway, i hope im not the only one who feels this way. i just felt it necessary to get this out there. maybe someday, people wont be so dumb and single minded. in my opinion, neurodivergent people are superior in intellect and creativity, but i guess until someone like that takes over the world and dropkicks neurotypicals into the stratosphere, we'll never know.

#adhd stuff #undiagnosed adhd #living with adhd #neurodivergence #neurodivergent #add #its called add not adhd #you dumbasses #scientists are stupid sometimes #make that all the time

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fadeintoyou1993 · 1 year ago

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For this ask -

HOPE ANDREA MIKAELSON AND ELIZABETH JENNA SALTZMAN!!! The only characters to have ever character’d EVER

already did lizzie so hope <3

favorite thing about them: how much of a deeply pathetic loser she actually is like its literally so funny when people write her as someone whos like badass or like doesnt go to therapy because like that is literally not her she goes in canon to therapy every week or so or well she did in s01 but anyways lets not get into THAT lmfaooo but umm yeah so she goes to therapy weekly and she has like plants that she tries really hard to take care of and she bakes like every other day and she like watches.. wait ill conitnue this in the headcanon part so sorry

least favorite thing about them: literally nothing shes the most perfect girl thats ever existed:)

favorite line: when she said Who cares what lizzie saltzman thinks :( because like shes who :(

brOTP: hope and kaleb forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and everrrrrr :) also her and jed :) she would never fvuckinv talk to penelope park STOP trying it. and handon when not romantically. omg also halyssa altho i also ship them romantically :)

OTP: hizzie :) and handon because hope has two hands like landon said :)

nOTP: hosie literally the most disgusting fucking rotted bitch ive ever laid my eyes upon. stupid ship stupid fandom terrible fuckin vibes just rotted disgusted and gutted. i wisgh hope mikaelson had killed that girl so bad my god... hope literally gave josie the only thing that could kill her bc her ass KNOWS she not gonna see that bitch again so shes fine PLUS if she does see her she dies immediately after:)

random headcanon: ok so back to what i was saying before!!! hope like watches the randomest fucking cooking shows there are like she knows all of them and she can rank them by season and she knows so much fucking random shit and random information about the most random things and she like goes to the gym everyday and she like lowkey uses Pinterest and pins a bunch of random workout routines and art tutorials and shit like that like god shes so annoying i love her so much :)oh and shes so autistic actually

unpopular opinion: um i have so many :) i think she actually is a bottom sorry :) i dont think she can flirt either she just says things wholeheartedly because she is an autistic individual and people think shes flirting but shes just like that. she thinks shes really cool doing those one liners and stuff shes like im a hero and so i have to do my one liners :) and thats why landon and lizzie are obsessed w her because shes just like that.

song i associate with them: do you realize?? by the flaming lips

favorite picture of them: this one that she drew:)

send me a character and i'll tell you....

#answered #foreveretherealseviltwin #i miss her so much also .

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unhingedkinfessions · 1 year ago

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imnot gonna specify who i am here ((highkey embarrassed about it for Some Reason)) BUT .THING IS

before i kinfirmed that character id come up with the nickname norman normalman for the character ((ihave no confirmed name in my source .im just referred to as That Weird Roommate)) and when i DID kinfirm the norman i immediately adapted to the name . like yeah thats my name :o)

BUT HOWEVER the fandom for my source here has all decided on the name Adam for me . andnow im like TGATS NOT MY FUCKING NAME >:o(

sorry if this isntreally Unhinged at all im submitting here for the first time and kinda just wanted to shout this into the void also

hi welcome to da blog. its so funny but also annoying when characters dont have canon names cuz everyone will decide on the randomest shit, either in unison or completely differing. do u know how many names The Crying Child from FNAF 4 has according to the fandom? at LEAST 7 different names have been theorized/used arbitrarily for him. and he's such an important character too like come on lskdfjskfj. and then one of my sources, one character is only ever referred to by his last name, and the fandom had just. collectively decided on a first name for him? actually insane how that was just so agreed upon and widespread? like i'm pretty sure at least some of the actors/ppl involved accepted it as truth too. another source in a similar vein has characters where a lot have names that are nicknames and not like. real ass people names. and the fandom has made up real names for them that is pretty widespread for the most part, which is kinda funny.

#kinfession #Anonymous #also this is the insaneo people ask box. ur allowed to say ur embarrassing source/character #plus saying that makes me wanna know more <3 #mod bender #fictionkin

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sunnybubblezzz · 1 year ago

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love is so… lovely?

i love love. i said it before and i’ll always repeat it, i love love. its my favorite thing in the world and its just home for me. ever since i was a little kid-

i would read the romance books, the friendship books, i would listen to the love songs, watch the movies, knowing in my heart that would happen to me someday.

and so i made it easy for them.

i buy gifts for all my friends, i (try to) listen to them, i schedule hang outs with us, i watch the movies they’ve watched, i drop everything for them, i try my hardest for them, and i love them.

and honestly gonna allow myself to have a bit of confidence right here- i’m FUNNY kinda, i’m not (thattt) jealous, and i’m not pretty so i wont ever idk steal your man. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM ME.

and so, when we became friends, it was everything. this was what i was waiting for- a FRIEND. a friend who would never leave me, a friend i can say the most randomest things to, and a friend who loves me(?).

and sure, its kinda awkward talking to you sometimes, and sure i would never vent to you… but like we’ll grow over time. right?

yeah.. no. we dropped each other just like that.

and idk i have many thoughts but one of the thoughts i was thinking abt last night or whenever that was is that, “i think i give up.”

i tried my hardest, with everyone. and if thats just not good enough then idk i give up.

maybe there’s just something.. about me- there has to be. i dont know but i’ve tried so hard and i cant try any harder then that.

maybe i’m too ugly. maybe i’m too short? maybe i’m not nice enough? maybe i’m too loud..

i give up chasing love. i give up on loving people who dont love me. i give up with wanting people to love me. i give up on just wanting one person who will love me.

i love love. i believe in soulmates. i think everyone has that one person for them. i think love is real. i believe in true love.

and yet, i don’t believe in it happening with me.

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bellafragolina · 3 years ago

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hcs of cyllene and adaman (separately) with an s/o that keeps referencing memes/vines from their time ? not sure if you write for adaman tho so you can leave him out if you dont!

I write for Adaman, don't worry! I have a masterlist with some stuff with him linked on my pinned post, if you wanna see more. It's not a lot, but it's something!

🍓🍓🍓

Cyllene:

She ignores you most of the time. She doesn't understand what you're saying, and she knows you're looking for a reaction, so she doesn't give you one, no matter how hard you pout. It's "none of her fucking business" as you say.

However, if strange enough, she will question you about some of the things you say as you're reading for bed. What's a waffle, and why do you ask for it like that? Why don't you have enough money for "chicken nuggets", is the Galaxy Team not paying you enough? What do you mean "fuck your chicken strips"??

She doesn't understand you, but hearing you have fun terrorizing the other members does make her smile a bit. "Why are you running? Why are you running?" Get 'em, babe.

Adaman:

He laughs at most everything you reference. Not because he gets the jokes, but he likes the funny voices you make. You point to a field of Starly, look to him, and go "look at all those chickens" and he loses it. What power you hold over this man

Irida hates it when you two come around sometimes, because it's just you saying the most buckwild shit and Adaman pissing himself over it. It's like that picture of those two laughing wolves with the angry one in the middle. She is not amused, and no, she "won't hesitate, bitch" if you keep this shit up

Adaman finds himself quoting you quoting memes and vines a lot. It makes its way into his brain and doesn't leave, so he's constantly saying the randomest shit to very confused people. You nearly died when he told Kamado "you're no good, duck. you ain't ever gonna be shit, duck. you're just. like. your fatha" He said the whole thing and you were in tears.

🍓🍓🍓

Lol, go wreak havoc on Hisui with your references anon! I'll be right there with you. We can be the terrors of Hisui, quoted for generations, lol

Have a great night, hon!

~Renee

#adaman x reader #cyllene x reader #pokemon imagines #pokemon x reader

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malfoymuch · 5 years ago

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on the fourth-floor balcony [draco malfoy]

Pairing; Draco x Reader

Genre; FLUFF, it’s literally just fluff

Word Count; 1.48k+

A/n: Another inspired fic from the moon, but this time it’s just a massive amount of sugary fluff so i hope you enjoy!! i’m officially done with school!! hope everyone’s doing okay and stay safe!!

Your eyes wandered all around the view as you stared out into the glorious horizon of the night, from the fourth-floor balcony. Truthfully, you would’ve much preferred the view from the Astronomy Tower, however, tonight it seemed someone had barricaded the front entrance and the stairway, dwindling your mood until the idea sparked into your mind.

The fourth-floor balcony was famous for the group of Hogwarts couples that hang out daily, basking in the sunlight whenever they could… the thought alone made you gag, but you couldn’t deny that the view was spectacular.

The sky tonight seemed to be presented on a black canvas, swirls of purple and blue painted masterfully in precise, intricate strokes. The moon had even decided to come to the show, bright and full with its craters on display. The trees swayed gently as a breeze swept by, a shiver blissfully running down your spine, as you edged closer, your feet dangling off.

You peered over your legs and stared at the statues, along with the bushes neatly trimmed and placed, if you weren’t guaranteed to die you would’ve loved the feeling of jumping off. To know the rush before landing, but of course, it wouldn’t have been safely, so the thought was instantly diminished.

The world seemed to get lovelier, the higher you gazed from. Some day, you wanted to know what it would feel like to stand from the top of a mountain, the top of a massive building, staring at the world below. You’d probably never do it, for fear managed to stop you a few times when the thought came by. Still, it was an adventure that seemed to be fully engaging and promised much more.

You wished you could see it all. The world, everywhere.

“Bloody hell, don’t tell me you’re going to jump, are you? Or you know, fall!?” Someone screamed suddenly, startling you as you whipped your head towards their direction. Another gust came by as you stared at the figure in front of you, a smile on your face.

“Of course I wouldn’t jump, Draco. I always joked I wanted to go out with a bang, but not like that.” You reasoned, giving him the weirdest look as a laughed coursed through your body. “What’s a guy like you doing out so late? Don’t tell me you were going to bring some girl here, were you? Because unfortunately for you, I’m not going to leave.” You finished, making it Draco’s turn to let out a breathy laugh.

“Don’t worry, I came alone. I just wanted to enjoy the view, that’s all. I wouldn’t be here, but the Astronomy Towers--”

“Yeah, I know. I would’ve been there too.”

You’ve run into Draco a couple of times during your years together, there wasn’t any heavy tension between the two of you, though. It just seemed to be pleasantly carefree, whenever the two of you miraculously bumped into each other, it was just calming.

There was never a dull moment when the two of you spent time together. Laughter, jokes, a few stumbling encounters even, in the beginning, it was abnormal how easy it was to open up to one another; or how just being with the other helped, silently watching the stars.

It’d only happen a couple of times, but every time it happened it just lulled the both of you.

“Why don’t you sit?” You offered, patting to the spot next to you, grinning. Draco’s eyes widened as his face flushed pink, hands in front of him as he waved them frantically.

“I can’t possibly, I might… you know… fall,” Draco muttered, making you giggle uncontrollably as you remembered the times Draco had tripped over air as he greeted you.

“Stop it! It’s not funny! And don’t laugh, or else you’ll fall!”

“Oh how cute, Draco cares about me.” You noted, pointing at him as you winked. Seeing him about you retort, you quickly removed your gaze from him and glanced back at the sky, swaying your feet even more.

“It’s sweet, Draco. It shows you care,” Your smile grew wider, knowing that he was probably just gawking at you. “And I appreciate that you care, Draco. Because I do too.” You turned back to him, “Sorry if that sounds like a confession.”

Truth be told, you did like Draco. Deep-down you knew. That was the reason why it was so much easier to open up to him, to trust someone, and notice their qualities. Both good and bad. Yes, it hurt a bit. To know that he probably liked someone else, was interested in someone else, and that was fine, really. Right now, at this point in time, your feelings of wanting something more could be put aside, because more than anything you just needed him to be there.

“It… It’s fine,” Draco stuttered again, ruffling his hair as his eyes slowly wandered to you.

He watched as you smiled gently at him, your eyes dazzling, the reflection of all the galaxies in the universe twinkling breathtakingly. Your hair swaying along with the wind, face upward towards the sky once more.

Honestly, you took his breath away.

Everything you did seemed to be majestic. And it was so odd, to think about. Considering the fact that all of your conversations were in the dead of night, under the stars about the most randomest of topics. Most would think of his crush as absurd, but it was just there. He couldn’t take his mind off of you, he stumbled over his words constantly when he was near, and his feet.

His eyes were constantly locked onto your figure during class, observant when it came to the little quirks you had, surveying you in the Great Hall as well.

He’d only tear his eyes away when Blaise of Pansy had questioned him, wondering what exactly had gotten him to be so spaced out. To cause his attention to be so diverted onto one thing, consistently.

“I wouldn’t have minded if it was a confession, though…” he muttered to himself, causing your head to quickly spin.

“Sorry, what did you say?” you pressed quickly, seeing Draco’s face flush even brighter than before, scrambling over his words for an answer.

“I didn’t mean it-- I mean, I don’t think you heard correctly-- maybe, it’s--”

“Okay, Draco. Don’t pass out on me, your face is red. I was just wondering if you said something, is all.” You informed him softly, watching as his face slowly became less panicked, and his face toned-down a color or two. He brought himself closer to you, his feet scraping against the ground as if he was the heaviest object in the world at the moment.

He held onto the pillar tightly as he swiftly flew on leg over the rock railing, sharply inhaling as he did so. He planted his other foot firmly on the ground before his hands came up to support him by clenching the rails, staring at you.

“I’m not as insane as you to let myself completely hang off the verge, but enough to do partly while safe.”

“If you’re afraid of heights or dying you could always lean against the pillar beside me, you know,” you told him scooching closer to help him. “You didn’t have to sit down with me.”

“Oh shut up, would you? I did it, all right? Doesn’t that matter?” Draco defended himself, no longer holding on to the railing but fiercely staring into your eyes, his breath hitching as his mind registered how close you were to him.

“Of course it does, Draco. Thank you and as a token of my gratitude--”

Draco cut you off as he dove forward, his lips crashing onto yours, innocent and gentle. His head started spinning, his stomach doing flips as you melted. He firmly grabbed her and the rail, terrified that he’d fall off any second from feeling this light and weak. As they parted, his eyes glowed as he nervously laughed.

“Sorry, I--”

You pulled him back in, smiling as he immediately responded, this time taking the courage to firmly kiss you, cheekily nibbling your bottom lip in the process. Pulling away, you gave him the biggest, brightest smile he’s ever seen.

“Will you go out with me? I know it’s a bit late to ask but--” he laughed before you quickly pecked his forehead, stopping his ramble.

“Yes, Draco. I’d love to, now let’s get off the rail before we fall off.” He reacted in no time, already off and offering you a hand to help yourself. When he knew you were all right, his hands wrapped around you, slowly making their way down to rest around your waist as he brought you closer, laughing a bit.

Leaning down, he kissed your lips again as he rocked gently, you following his lead, under the moonlight, on the fourth-floored balcony.

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we-always-hit-our-ass · 5 years ago

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Okay, but I need some Joe Toye headcanons like I need air. Help a girl out

Taglist: @floydtab, @deldontplay, @thatsonefishyboi, @noneofurbusinez, @meteora-fc, @hufflepuffpancakes

I just want to say that i love toye more than i love myself. This boy deserves everything and i mean it!

Btw thanks @adamantiumdragonfly for requesting these lovely hcs, i had a lot of fun writing this! 💕💕

General/Fluffy HCs for Joe Toye

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so you see right here, this man is a professional lover and sweetheart extraordinaire

you two actually met when running currahee

joe stumbled along the way and you gripped his arm to prevent him from falling

thought it was one of the boys like like luz or guarnere or just practically anybody

boy WAS HE WRONG

he was instantly like !!!!! but it soon turned into 💕💕💕

immediately thinks he died during training and went into heaven

looks like he is having the time of his life, he is by the way

you ask him if he’s ok as youre running along side him

joe nods his head slowly like the cute dope that he is

either of you could have fallen behind or could have run faster but nope!

you two keep the same pace as each other so y’all arent seperated and lose sight of each other

after that, you and joe are close as fuc-

when i mean close i MEANT CLOSE

theres endless laughter and happiness

snarky and sassy remarks from both parties

and you two doing whatever-

literally toye is one of the people that you can never get mad at-

its impossible for him to make you mad i swear, he’s just too sweet and caring and this man can never do any wrong-

sooooo u and joe might or might not have huge crushes on each other

i'm just saying, but u two totally do-

if you were to walk into a room that joe was in, his eyes immediately go to you, because why not?

like seriously, joe would literally try to freeze the sun for you

but whenever you thank him he’s all like “that’s what best friends are for”-

the easy boys are so done believe me so they just watch in the background while commenting how stupidly cute u both are-

joe enjoys being sweet to you but he’ll never say it

you point it out sometimes while smiling and joe just erupts into flames

joe would never admit it, and this is a very well kept secret of his, only person who knows abt it is HIM and him alone

so basically during eindhoven, joe purposely yeeted his face away when a girl tried to kiss him and no one knew why-

after the day you met him, he made sure that lips were only reserved for u

everyone thought it was weird how he would launch himself away from the girls but you found it cute

you teased him a lot after that day and joe would act like he’s offended but in reality he's so goddamn head over heels for you-

joe legit doesn't know what to do around you, you're just so amazing

you and toye could either be the kids or the parents in the group, its an amazing vibe-

okok but the way he confessed to you was soo MMMM-

joe woke you up in the middle of the night to see the stars

after a few words of persuasion, you went outside with him and with your hand in his as he led the way

y’all sit down and when you gaze up at the sky, holy SHIT it was very beautiful-

toye loved your reaction and the smile you gave him after was worth way more than any fucking treasure-

joe was surprised when he didn’t stutter when he told u how much he loved you-

like if you were sleepy- not anymore!

you immediately woke up and just stared at him for a good couple of minutes

but damn you told him how much loved him too- but like seriously picture this

midnight, stars, love confessions, and tender and passionate kisses with joe fucking toye-

it wasnt what you were expecting but excuse it was so fucking good-

btw this boy’s spunky attitude will bring you to tears-

like hes overly sarcastic and you would just burst up laughing because its so fucking funny-

one of the things you also love about joe is that he’s a sassy boy who’s actually very sweet once you get to know him

this is one the many things that made you fall from him-

when joey gets tipsy he will lean on you for support and will deny that he’s drunk

toye will also drunkenly say how much he loves you and that youre the best person ever-

toye will end up falling asleep after you run your hands through his dark hair while he’s cuddled up against you-

you fall asleep not so long afterwards

YO- joey boy cherishes everything you give him and he just really appreciate the little things that you do

like if you hold a door open for him or even just pick out stuff that got stuck in his hair i'm pretty sure he’ll think about for days on end

hes also genuinely enjoys it when you talk to him about things you are very passionate about

like toye will literally just come up with the stupidest conversations just so he can hear talk and you can say the same for him

his voice is so fucking perfect and its always immediately recognizable 😩👌

toye will iNDEED bring you small gifts that he thinks you might like-

joey is very VERY protective of you

like if he sees a person making you feel discomfort in anyway he will yeet the poor bastard

he doesn't go completely overboard, most of the time, he just really wants you to be safe

you two still having your weekend passes are VERY rare since sobel likes being a lil bitch

wo when you two actually have it, joe makes sure to make it count

he takes you to the bar sometimes while other times he takes you into town to ditch the noise and his hella drunk friends

um so he takes you around the stores and shops and you two will impulsively buy the randomest shit

the easy boys immediately stop trusting u both with money

yeah the items you two buy are cute but they have no literal use

during one of these trips joe buys you a really gorgeous necklace and you just ascended-

im not kidding

you never took off the necklace off your neck after that day

toye also gives you small gifts and lemme tell this boy even gives you a small camera

both you and toye take pictures of each other with it and the both of you always make sure to keep photos of one another

joe is also one of those boyfriends who has a surprise for you each and every single day-

either he’d take you swimming, riding bikes, eating at a diner, or watching a simple movie together

no matter how simple the activity, joe will find a way to make it the best experience you will ever have-

when watching a movie, joe would put snarky remarks in between the scenes and the experience is just alleviated-

when you two wake up next to each other in the morning, its the most peaceful little thing that has ever existed

sometimes you would wake up earlier and joe would still be asleep with his arms around you

toye will unknowingly pull you closer to him and wont let you go for a very long time-

did i mention toye’s devilishly cute morning voice???

his little good morning cuddles are pure and utter fluff and you will never get tired of it!

toye will surprise you with random hugs from behind every single day-

it soon became one of the things that you couldn’t live without

like he so tender, yet firm? and the hug is so fucking comforting what???

toye will hug you anytime and anywhere

his hugs bring you the most source of joy and they just make you so happy

if youre tired when he hugs you, you are immediately energized from the complete act alone

if youre sad, joe’s hugs will comfort you and you’ll just smile into his chest and his arms are wrapped around your waist

when youre angry, you just cool down in his touch-

his hugs give you life and just repel off any negative emotions

if you were to be honest, toye and his hugs are probably your most favorite things in the whole entire world-

toye is just an overall very caring and hella GOOD boyfriend

it has come to the point where both of you cannot exist without the other-

you love him with all of your heart and he loves you with all of his 😩💕

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im sorry for any mistakes that i made and i hope that everything is alright. btw im sorry for me taking so long to write this, i tried my best to finish it!

but i love toye and he’s complete and utter perfection, thank you very much-

thank you for reading this and supporting me you guys are everything! 😩😊💕💕💕

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myrrhxtonka · 4 years ago

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pour toujours ; entry iii. - rewrite the stars.

The moon was high in the sky, a gleaming saucer of silverlight. The same moon that floated overhead for what seemed like eons and over meadows of daisies and forests alike, kissing treetops and leaves with its rays. The same moon that brought high tide to the shore, that shone softly on the fur of foxes and twinkled in the nightly dews that fell on flower petals. The same moon that protected lovers and travelers the same and the same moon that with shaved slivers of it’s crescent, bathed the world into an ethereal light.

Just like how their world was lit, from their affection for each other along with the moonlight.

Aspen rested her back against his chest, her body cozy between his long legs. The winter night was cold but with the wool blanket and his arms, she was warm. Her lips were curved into a grin, laughter spilling from her plush mouth, holding the book they’d be reading together out of his reach. Over their time together, during the winter break, she’d come to learn a lot of things- how he was filled with mischief rarely seen and how he always liked to snuggle. It reminded her of the pair of old cats she had back home in France, the ones who always snuggled under the sunlight together and the thought itself brought her immense joy.

Her laughter increased, a shrill cry reverberating into the night as his hands slipped under her skirt, tickling her sides, fingers calloused and cold against her skin. It wasn’t that it hurt, quite the opposite really. Aspen loved his touch, for it not only created goosebumps on her skin but they caressed her tenderly even when he was being rough.

“S-stop!” she exclaimed, wiggling into his grip in an attempt to get away but he was stronger than her, and it was easy for him to pull her back, his own chest shaking with laughter as he pressed her to him, entrapping her into the cages that were his arms.

“Do you really want me to stop?” he asked as he bowed his head slightly, tone slightly gruff and out of breath as he whispered into her ear, honeyed breath fanning her face. She shivered, instinctively leaning into him further.

She turned her head slightly, resting her head on his shoulder so she could take a proper look at him in feigned stern chides. “The tickles or I’m not kissing you again tonight.”

He laughed, the sound loud and carefree, the tickles stopping immediately. “Alright, I cannot risk that. I like your kisses.”

“In your defense, you like a lot of things about me.” she huffed coquettishly, head in innocent haughtiness though the mirth in her voice said otherwise.

He stilled, gazing down onto her visage, face void of laughter. Still, his arms tightened around her causing her to snuggle further into his embrace. “You’re wrong, you know.'' Despite the frown that picked up on her pretty face, the plump mounds of her cheeks downturned into a moue, Silas continued as he dipped his head further to her forehead, pressing a tender kiss there.

“I love your mind, the wondrous thoughts that go through there and especially when you tell me all about them.”

His voice dropped an octave, the whisper barely audible as if it were sacred secrets or prayers. His lips found her cheeks which began to flush a pretty pink, a usual color whenever she was around him. He adored them the most. “And I love your cheeks, the way they’re made to kiss and how they’re always red. Sometimes, i don’t know if i want to bite them or squish them.”

Her mouth opened in protest; hey, her cheeks were her worst traits! They’d always been too plump and made her look too innocent! The words died on her tongue as he pressed a kiss to the tip of her nose, her eyes fluttering close. “I love your nose. Did you know I once walked right into a pole because I thought of the wrinkle you do? It drives me crazy.”

Wait- truly? That was both funny and embarrassing. Did he really think of her at the randomest of times? Her cheeks reddened further when she felt his lips brush against her eyelids.

“And i love your eyes. The way they sparkle when you’re talking about desserts, when you’re telling me about how you aced your classes and tests. The way you look at me and your friends. But i love the way they reflect in the sun, the way the gold in it just makes me want to dive in them and live there for an eternity.”

He pulled away, his hands reaching up to cup her cheeks, thumb brushing over her cheekbones with a gentleness she’d never known until now. Her eyes opened, boring into his in question. What was he doing?

Silas stared at the creature in front of him- in his years, he’d known fairies and beasts alike, but she was something else. He was no believer, but maybe she was the angel muggles spoke of. Sure, she was beautiful, mundane in the way she was but what amazed him more was the way she looked at the world. It was something he didn’t know or at least, had begun to realize was something uncommon for a lot of their kind. She looked at everything with positivity, not in the far fetched kind that seemed false pretense but with genuine love for people. For him. And it brought his heart to tears.

“And i love that mouth. That wretched and magnificent mouth.” her heart, the treacherous heart, began pounding in her chest and she was sure he was able to hear it as he continued speaking. “The way you say my name, the way you curse in french and sometimes can’t explain things right so you resort to that beautiful tongue.. The way you laugh, like the promise of tomorrow. The way you smile at me, the way you kiss me.” he leaned forward, placing a soft kiss on her lips, pulling away before it got heated. He still had a bit to continue.

“But you know what i love the most?” he asked after a breath, barely audible. She leaned in closer to hear him better, their noses barely brushing. If she leaned an inch further, her lips would brush against his and while there was nothing more she would have liked, she stilled herself, wanting to know what he was going to say. It was too much praise but her heart soared with joy, with happiness, with bashful affection and most of all…

“You. all of you.” he murmured quietly, pressing pecks onto her lips affectionately. She counted five until he pulled away, his hands falling to hers and raised them to his chest, holding them there. Still keeping his gaze on hers, he pressed his lips onto her knuckles.

“Aspen Norlette Beaumont,” Silas spoke, pronouncing her name perfectly. “There is no one I would rather see the sunrise with than you.”

She stilled right then and there in his embrace, her breath shaky and coming out in little huffs of fog due to the cold air. Did he just- maybe her ears were deceiving her. Perhaps this was all a dream? Yet, it felt real. His touch was too real, gentle and warm that there was no way this was her imagination.

Sensing her hesitation, he let go of her hands, letting them fall to her lap before taking her into his arms again, shifting their bodies so they were face to face. How he did that, she didn’t know. All she knew was suddenly, she was staring into his handsome face.

“I know that’s an odd way to express things. But people fall in love with others like the rising and setting of the sun. like the boy who likes the color green one day only to realize tomorrow, that he truly prefers blue.” he said, beginning to run his hand up and down her back- it was a habit he’d developed, one that showed how nervous he was. Somehow, her existence with her always made him better. Even this very moment, ironically.

“I don’t want to use the word too loosely, Aspen. You deserve more than a boy who flits and throws the word around. So all I have is a promise to watch sunrises together. And I hope it’s enough, until i can offer much more than that.”

What was he talking about- he could offer her more? When this was the best thing she’d ever received from anyone? She knew what he meant; the word was thrown around carelessly, what was once sacred a simple term now but a promise to watch sunrises? How could she ever say no? How could he get any sweeter than this?

Taking a deep breath, she reached up to cup his neck, pressing his lips to his in an attempt to shut him up. “There’s no better company to see the sunrise with than you either, Silas.” she whispered against his lips, her accent more prominent when she was nervous. And nervous she was, in this confession, in this moment of truth.

And he smiled a smile to shame the sun. oh, how beautiful he was.

“That makes me so happy to hear,” he chuckled, taking her mouth in his. What began as a playful kiss soon changed into something more in keeping with the prurient thoughts of the earlier moments, fuelled with a particular need to properly feel.

Before she could stop her hands, they reached for him as though they existed for no other reason than to touch him. Her fingers brushed across his jaw with a feather’s caress before pulling away, and he closed his eyes in a soft inhale. Aspen’s hands took control, a mere taste of his skin not enough. Never enough. They began at his brow and eased their way to his temples before sliding into his hair, smooth as silk, dark as night. She watched his eyes open, turning from warm pools of decadent coffee into something much more fiery and ran her palm down to his neck, where she paused.

“Why won’t you touch me?” she whispered.

It took him a moment to reply. “Because I’m afraid I wouldn’t know how to. And that if I started, I wouldn't be able to stop.”

“It’s alright, I can show you,” she replied back, tone soft. “And even if you haven’t started yet, i don’t want you to stop.” her fingers traveled to his chest, beginning to fumble with the buttons of his shirt.

“What if i’m not good enough? What if i cannot give you what you want?”

Again, she returned to nothing. Yet there, in the warmth of his eyes, was everything.

“Then give me this.” Aspen got onto her knees in front of him and brought her mouth to his. When he froze, she curved her tongue against his lower lip and his hands drew across her waist in a slow burn. She thought, for a brief moment, that he would push her away but instead, he dragged her against him onto his lap. Silas kissed her, melding nothing into everything. She wrapped both arms around his neck, and he back into the wall of the stone rail, each of their breaths matched, measure for measure, beat for beat.

“Silas.” she gripped his shoulders, goosebumps rising on her skin under her shirt. He’d slipped his hands inside, caressing and massaging the malleable flesh of her hips and thighs before he’d dipped his fingers into her shorts and pulling it down. His lips descended on the delicate skin beneath her chin, pieces of her clothing beginning to get discarded; she shivered into his hold, her heart pounding so loud in her ears.

“Aspen.” he murmured, a peculiar musical lilt to his tone. His own clothes were gone and she pressed kisses to every bit of exposed flesh she could reach, their bodies moving in matching rhythms, under the moonlight and the stars. Winter had always been cold but for once, after what felt like eons, it was warm.

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music-in-my-soul24 · 5 years ago

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This one is both of you dressing up as your favorite Doctor Who characters for Halloween parties.. but both of you know that, inarguably, the best part was fun you two had raiding thrift stores for the constumes, putting on little fashion shows for each other.. it's your super power being able to magically get your hands on just the perfect clothes and their's being clever negotiations with the shopkeeper, only to get them to throw in a free ring or scarf for you..

It's trips to the farmers market where, while you chit chat with the vendors, the they play with produce, building castles and making faces..

It's you smiling at the little kid you pass by in the street and them pulling funny faces at them..

It's the smaller one of you dragging the bigger one out for grocery shopping at 1am despite the bigger one's protests, and the smaller one proceeding to spend the whole time riding around in the shopping cart driven by the bigger one, getting buried under the groceries piling on on top of them, contentedly chewing on liquorice sticks.. and then you both get ice cream and eat it sitting on the hood of your car in the parking lot and the bigger one knows full well that grocery shopping was just the cover, the real agenda was to achieve ice-cream all along and points out as much, saying they needn't have been dragged along. And the smaller one feigning innocence but eventually admitting they'd need something hot to thaw them when they get a brain freeze, and that's why the bigger one had to be dragged along, making the bigger one scoff, while hiding a blush.. and then the smaller one proceeding to swallow a huge chunk of ice cream all at once for a demonstration and the bigger one goes _ah damn me_ , because try as they might they'd never pass up on kissing the adorable little asshole's brainfreeze away..

It's "dancing" the most uncoordinated "steps", because neither one of you can dance for the life of you, in your livingroom to the most funkiest playlist ever, while the curtains billow in and sunlight filters in through the tree branches outside the window..

It's one of you making fish fingers and custard at 2am while the other sits on the kitchen shelf and swings their feet back and forth rambling on about the salem witch trials.. It's you both listening intently to each other go on and on about each others very niche interests that you two may or may not have in common.. It's the obscure little snippets of knowledge and wild theories you two share.. It's you having no filter because you're so used to telling them everything but you also loving listen to their rants because you find the sparkle in their eyes and how jumpy they get, forgetting to breathe between sentences, oh so endearing.. It's not even noticing how and when the things you learn from each other became just the bonus part..

It's both of you snuggling on your balcony bathed in the neon light of the sign across the street, long after midnight, sipping wine in the gentle breeze, and your toes lightly brush the vines draped all over the railing.. It's easy flowing conversation, interspersed with comfortable silence, no getting bored.. talking about everything from the adorable little frog you saw today to the silly prank they pulled on their coworker, from what an awesome combination fish fingers and custard make to the randomest memory that one of you remembered out of nowhere that day. It's them making you laugh fully, in a way that it reaches your stomach, lungs, and most of all you eyes, in a way that makes you actually believe that everything will be okay.. It's them who can't stop staring at the stars and you who can't either, just that you stare at them though the reflectionin their eyes.. and you feeling like you could stay like this forever and you hoping you get do this many, many times again..

It's is both of you getting in the shower together to spend the whole time playing with foam and making soap bubbles. Uncontrollable giggles, eyes crinkling, wet kisses and soapy, slippery tickles.. Stepping out of the shower, long after your fingers and toes are all wrinkled and you've run out of warm water.. drying up, getting clothed and slipping into cool, soft sheets..

It's you writing them haikus on postits and them replying with cartoons.. It's calling each other the cringiest, mushiest nicknames, a new and more creative one each time, ironically of course! It's forehead kisses and cheekbone kisses and temple kisses and jawline kisses.. It's whispered lullabies at 3:30am and gentle caresses..

Its chocolate covered strawberries but also chocolate covered popcorn and watching trashy movies just to make fun of them..

It's feeling like you can say anything, do anything, be childish and be dramatic.. most of all be honest..

It's them being a breath of fresh air after having been underwater for so, so long.. it's aquamarine and it's orange and teal.. and you hope it's real..

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Hyung line parenting 101

@svt-seokhoon-17 I have an family au. Cheolsoo are the parents of Vernon, jeonghoon are the parents of seungkwan, wonhui are the parents of minghao and mingyu, hoshi is a single parent raising seokmin and dino. It’s the 7 oldest being the parents and youngest 6 being kids | Omg yes (like thoes soulmate, best friend bullet point things or something different)

requested by anon: “A Lee family au (father woozi, mother jeonghan, child seungkwan)”

admin note: sorry this is late LEGIT MOST OF THIS WAS RANDOM RAMBLING AND I THINK IT’S FUNNY BUT SORRY IF IT WASN’T WHAT YOU MEANT

Cheolsoo family

their kid is currently in elementary school

tbh Joshua and Seungcheol are the proudest hype parents ever

they’re proud Hansol can find his way from the house to the bus station

or if he remembers their phone numbers

they hype everything he does

even if it’s just putting on his shoes

nothing Vernon does can be called stupid to them

except for that one time he tried eating a mud pie made from mud, clearly

and Vernon isn’t a stupid kid

no not at all

he just likes hanging out with friends and watching youtube videos more than coloring in pictures of George Washington and reading short chapter books about a magic tree house

he only colors when he knows the homework is due the next day

and then he colors outside the lines because why would you want to color inside the lines, that’s boring

he somehow always finishes his math hw though

without fail

it’s like magic

he hangs out a lot with the Lee family’s kid, Seungkwan

not because the kid does Vernon’s math hw for him or anything

they’re best friends but Vernon denies this

which sometimes hurts Seungkwan’s feelings

but then they play tag or watch some mine craft videos together

and they make up and Vernon finally admits they're best friends

and Vernon protects his best friend from the bullies on the playground

bullies being the girls who call Seungkwan ugly

Vernon will throw tanbark at them no joke

and you know he'd be that one kid that gets in trouble for putting gum in a girl's hair but she was asking for it by making fun of Seungkwan

and he pushes Seungkwan on the swings a lot too

never complains about it

Joshua is the parent who works from home

because his child’s education is really important and they need to have one parent home at least

according to his how to be a parent book

also in charge of the school's PTA

so everyone knows Vernon

Joshua is always planning like fifty bake sales and a bunch of fundraisers

also tries convincing the school to host a carnival

just so Vernon can ride the Ferris wheel

he also drags the whole family to church on Sunday

he always tries cooking dinner with an apron that says “Thank God for this chef”

but he can’t cook

at all

so Seungcheol always has to put out whatever fire is roaring in the kitchen

and then order takeout

Joshua’s one of those classy af parents sipping wine in the driveway with a book while their kid runs past screaming

“You’re doing great sweetie, don’t kill the neighbor’s cat like last time.” without even looking up

really loves his family though

reads bedtime stories to both Seungcheol and Vernon even though Vernon insists he stop

always packing Vernon’s lunch in a little brown paper bag with a heart drawn on it

which some people tease Vernon for

but he will fight them if they mess with it

and he secretly likes how much his parents care for him in the randomest ways

they have a pool in the backyard

so they’re always throwing neighborhood parties

Seungcheol can actually manage BBQ’s pretty well

so he makes stuff like hamburgers, hot dogs for Vernon and Joshua

he works downtown

pretty nice office space with a nice view

normal eight-hour work day type deal

never comes home and complains though

and always that parent dragging their kid out on the lawn to run through the sprinklers in summer

and tends to set things on fire with sparklers

rest in peace that poor rose bush

the one to mow the lawn in something embarrassing like just underwear

with Joshua covering Vernon's eyes and yelling for him to put a shirt on there are children what are you doing you need Jisoos

Seungcheol also the one to go to the hardware store for a lightbulb and ends up getting the idea to build a treehouse

and makes Vernon help him

even though it ends up being Joshua putting all the planks together and Seungcheol meekly hammering them together

they often go on family vacations too

so they don’t have a pet

it probably wouldn’t survive

camping often because nature

though secretly they all bring like ten portable battery chargers each and use data to check SNS

they all drive to the beach and take lots of family photos

photos end up on the fireplace mantel

everyone who sees the pictures can't deny how cute this family is

Vernon and Seungcheol teaming up to play a prank on Joshua, with whip cream

but they get caught

and end up being given a long lecture

Seungcheol nodding his head pretending to listen

Vernon mimicking Joshua

but mess with Vernon, or any of the family

and even Joshua can turn savage

next day your car is covered in soap or post-its

and you bring it up at the home owners' association meeting

Cheolsoo will high five each other and smile innocently

like "we have no idea who could have done that"

fights are nonexistent

they all think alike too much

they all love each other

they’re family

Jeonghoon family

tbh if savagery were parents

Jeonghan always bringing in the latest gossip from the other neighborhood parents

ranting on and on to Jihoon about how one person didn’t trim their lawn

or how their cat keeps pooping in the petunias

like how dare they

and Jihoon just nods

until Jeonghan brings up the neighbors that party too loudly

then Jihoon joins Jeonghan’s roasting fest

as they both criticize their neighbor’s music taste

“why even throw a party at all?”

“I’d rather die.”

they're always plotting their revenge on some random kid or neighbor

they tolerate the Cheolsoo family

though they low key like being neighbors because they can watch Seungkwan for them whenever he hangs out with Hansol

and then they can chill and do whatever they want

and the Cheolsoo family has lit pool parties

a bit suspicious of Vernon, but they love Vernon too

low key savage to their own kid too

“do whatever”

but they always secretly worry

and Seungkwan can tell this from their questions

“How’d you do on the spelling test? Not that we care it’s whatever.”

Seungkwan is a really smart kid

though they sometimes think he might be a pushover

so they try toughing Seungkwan up

going camping like the Choi's

doesn't go exactly as planned

too many mosquitos

not enough high speed internet

so the whole trying to toughen up their kid

doesn’t go so well

Seungkwan could end up crying

so they give up and give the kid ice cream

parenting experts clearly

Jihoon has an at home-studio

works on stuff and lets Seungkwan run around

might complain about annoying Seungkwan is

but let's Seungkwan do whatever he wants

the kid running around and testing all the sound equipment

and listening to the music his dad is composing

being brutally honest and savage

because he learned rom the best

"you sure you want to put that key change there?"

"get out"

Jeonghan just stays home and watches reality tv shows

“Seungkwan, I swear if you keep doing that kid’s math hw… actually go ahead, we like that family.”

and Seungkwan will sit and watch too

and criticize the show's plot points

before Jeonghan tells his kid to be quiet

but Jeonghoon love Seungkwan a lot

Seungkwan is always bring them his pictures, drawings, paintings, hw, tests, etc.

and they don’t say much

and so you'd think they don't acknowledge the kid

but you're wrong

all the drawings are hung up somewhere

the bathroom

the fridge

on the garage door

everywhere

and the tests always end up taped to the window with the perfect scores facing outside

and they’re always bragging about Seungkwan to their friends

“Yea my kid is a genius, I bet he could do algebra better than your kid” even though Seungkwan’s only in elementary school and doesn’t know algebra

Seungkwan’s always leads for the chorus shows and school productions

no one even fights him for it

the teachers just know

and he always drags Vernon into the shows

and on opening night Jeonghan and Jihoon are sitting front row center

with a huge af sign with Seungkwan’s name on it

not even caring they’re blocking other parents

proudest parents in the world that would never admit that nonsense

and they’ll tell you no recording because respect the school's rules

but you know secretly they’re recording the whole thing on their phones too

to send to friends and family like they do every year

"The Lee Family would like to say Season's Greetings"

and buy Seungkwan a flower bouquet afterwards

and all the ice cream the kid wants

maybe going with the Choi family

Jeonghan always buying takeout and putting it on fancy dishes to pretend he cooked it

fools Jihoon but not Seungkwan

who's learning to be more savage each day from his parents

"If I wanted takeout, I could just eat next door."

also Jeonghan's the parent to smear the frosting on store-bought cupcakes to make it look home-made

"They'll never notice"

Jihoon always the one doing the cleanup, washing dishes, mowing the lawn, changing lightbulbs (despite being short)

with Jeonghan telling him every five minutes “good job” without looking up from his drama series

the parents that prank all their neighborhood friends

"Quick we need to TP the house before they call the cops!"

Seungkwan's just shaking his head being dragged into it like

"Again?!?!?"

"They forgot to bring in their garbage cans, this is deserving."

end up all running away in the dark

and hiding in bushes

and laughing together as a family

before they start getting a bunch of insect bites from the bush

and rush home to shower and help each other with the anti-itch cream

they all love each other

they're family

Wonhui family

appear as the family that’s most got their ish together

with Wonwoo being a smart professor with a library at home

and Jun with his artistic performance arts stuff at the local theater all the time

gives lessons to Seungkwan for shows

which Jeonghoon is ok with because it's free

and Wonwoo tutoring Vernon

pretty calm and quiet parents at social events

except if they're the ones hosting

then ish can get crazy

don't play charades at the Jeon household

tbh their kids are always trying to ship the other to Canada or somewhere

“Hey dad I need a box.”

“How big?”

“Mingyu, how tall are you?”

“I need a box as big as Mingyu.”

“HELP MINGHAO IS TRYING TO SHOVE ME IN A BOX.”

“Minghao stop trying to ship your brother to Canada, you can’t afford the shipping fee anyway!”

Wonwoo always running around trying to stop the kids from fighting

Jun just casually in a corner, sipping wine and staring at the chaos

not even trying to help

just shakes his head and continues whatever he's doing

and Mingyu is the actual adult of the family

like yes his parents pay the bills

but they can't cook

he and Minghao may be in middle school

and Jun and Wonwoo may be the parents

but he’s always the one to cook and change light bulbs and make everyone else's lunch

wearing an apron too big for a middle schooler

but he's tall

Minghao denies being his sibling at schoool

even though Mingu is older

Minghao's like "Mingyu who?"

Mingyu always trailing after Minghao to annoy him but also to get attention from him

Mingyu also teasing Minghao for being taller than him

and people tend to call them 2Ming for short

which they hate

don't ever

unless you want a fight

separate friend groups at school but always sit together for lunch on fridays

and although they often argue

pray for Wonwoo and Jun if they decide to team up for a prank

let's just say 2Ming is still grounded after the last "incident"

middle school = angsty teens

but Minghao and Mingyu are surprisingly well behaved

sometimes

they both have a lot of extracurriculars

hecka busy schedule this family

never enough time for anything

Jun's performances at night

Wonwoo's lectures in the morning

martial arts class for Minghao

home economics class for Mingyu

Minghao always being done with the rest of his family

"How am I related to all of you?"

secretly loves his crazy family though

especially when Mingyu sticks up for him when people say he's a crazy nunchuck wielding ninja

which he is

they both do really well in school though

cuz smart parents

Mingyu always reminding everyone about important dates and appointments

being the mature parent one minute

and acting like a giant puppy the next

too busy for family vacations

so they just go out to fancy restaurants to eat every weekend

the one family to sing along to songs together in the car

but if the kids see someone from school

"I swear I don't know them, my family actually lives in Antarctica."

don't prank other neighbors either

mostly because they argue how extreme it should be

so generally when the Lee family strikes

they do four separate things

which is chaotic

but functional enough

Wonwoo always the one trying to calm everyone and be logical

Jun not helping whatsoever watching everyone struggle

Mingyu trying to fix everything by peaceful terms

and Minghao wanting chaotic means

they're a mess, but

they all love each other

they're family

Kwon family

Seokmin is in middle school with Mingyu and Minghao

often hangs out with them

though he can't decide which friend group

so he floats from one to the other

like's hanging out with Chan too

but Chan is still in elementary school

a year younger than Seungkwan and Hansol

Soonyoung doing that hard carry as the single parent

dance classes for the whole family though

it's always lit at their birthday parties

choreos always on point

you know they rehearsed for that wedding they attended

"we have to nail the choreo to wow all the grandparents"

tbh also has a who's the adult crisis like the Wonhui family

with Chan having to scold Soonyoung for forgetting to pick him and Seokmin up

and Seokmin just being a huge happy fluffball

like idk what's going on but I love you all

Seokmin likes singing in chorus

so ends up seeing the elementary school choral director

and volunteering to teach the little ones

like Vernon and Seungkwan

and drags his dongsaeng Chan along

likes planning out all the costumes for shows too

and gets his dad to teach them choreos

and to just choreo the whole show

and Chan's just trying to hide the fact he's related to two huge dorks

but he's a dork too

and just gives up

he's a smart kid

like a genius

he's skipped a grade already

and can sometimes help Seokmin with his hw

which surprises Soonyoung who doesn't know what to do

but give his unending support to both his children

Soonyoung always asking the other parents for advice

but tbh do any of them know anything about parenting at this point

lots of full street block parties

Soonyoung is just glad to be included

his kids have friends within the neighborhood which is nice

probably the only family able to have a pet and still function

though Chan is like "Why get a pet, isn't that what Dokyeom-hyung is for?"

which gets him in trouble with soonyoung

and he apologizes

Seokshine is still smiley

they get a puppy

and that puppy leads them to get fishes too

and another puppy

and that's a lot

so Chan takes care of the fishes

and Soonyoung and Seokmin walk the puppies

Chan also does most of the cleaning

and god forbid there's a SpIdER

because none of them will be able to catch it

except maybe Chan

and maybe Soonyoung, if he learns how to use a flamethrower safely

Seokmin always relying on Soonyoung

don't mess with Soonyoung's kid unless you want a hurricane to hit you

Chan really relies on Soonyoung too

since he's kind of quiet at school

he'd never admit it

but Soonyoung's stupid dad jokes and silly dances make him laugh

Soonyoung would legit fight a dragon for his kids

they don't travel often

but when they do they always have crazy stories to tell when they come back

like the trip to the beach

where Chan fell into a tide pool

and Seokmin fell in after him

and Soonyoung slipped trying to save them

so they all ended up in a tiny tide pool

with fish swimming between them and starfish surrounding them

would probably dance as a family for money at a birthday party

and they're pretty good too

they all love each other

they're family

MASTERLIST

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mungojelly · 8 years ago

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which touch do i mean

ok so like when you’re dealing with things without even words yet it’s less being confused at the edges of words and more rather huge blots of wordlessness where meanings spill over and blot out everything

i say “non-sexual touch” and then we’re mostly into wild unworded land already, so there it’s like, do you mean “hugging” do you mean you want lots of “hugs”, which, i happen to enjoy hugs so yes, lots of hugs please, but no that’s not like at all what i meant

but you clear out the few meanings there and then there’s nothing and so the randomest stuff blots it all out, like, oh you don’t mean just “hugging” well then i guess you mean “cuddling”? um no not especially, no, these archetypes mean essentially nothing to me, why would they, they’re not even really explorations of this space, they’re.... reflections into the non-sexual touch space from meaning spaces that you do care about

you care a lot about sex! so... non-sexual touch is mostly pre-sexual touch, “non-sexual” touch related to sex... sex itself has to be cleared out as the main archetype that takes over the concept non-sexual touch by default lol.... it’s a dominant archetype

or then there’s specific touches that are endorsed in specific contexts in society which i don’t mean those or... i wouldn’t have any need to say anything about it at all, which i guess is the case for touch-normal people however many of them there are i’m not sure hello to you, who feel fine with the touches ordinary to your societies.. you seem to have not noticed that privilege and not named yourself and not noticed at all us who don’t feel ok with those touch norms which i guess is normal

you don’t get many archetypes i guess in human society, as human brains are small! tiny fun funny little brains that think a couple of things... so i thought carefully about what’s a touch archetype that extends society most into the area of meaning i actually want to extend into

the furthest i got along one dead end is the archetype Snake Pit-- which could still be a very useful productive archetype, but, um, subculturally i think, in some sort of jargon... i mean... i would love if the mainstream society were to embrance snake pits, i suppose the conservatives would have a fit lol

a Snake Pit is a sort of touch that’s sort of an amplified, dynamic version of the Cuddle Puddle, a cuddle-puddle but where everyone is constantly in motion, also making sounds, so together instead of like a cuddlepuddle is a slump into a particular pattern again nothing particularly against cuddlepuddles invite me to any upcoming cuddle puddles but just clarifying the difference in the meanings, a snakepit forms instead of any static pattern a ball of touching people that moves around-- internally and in external space

so all that said that archetype doesn’t work well at all for breaking open the conversation about touch, idk maybe as some sort of reference point, there are a lot of unnamed things that are in that vicinity so then they could get named which might be nice, but also, meh

so i went back to the drawing board to try to make a meaning that could break things open, like, in general

i needed more a meaning that could break things open, rather than close them down around a particular archetypal touch

so the next attempt at a meaning was Specifically Requested Touch

rather than a particular touch archetype, the story of Specifically Requested Touch has to do with the process of how the touch happened

a Specifically Requested Touch is, as um i’ve tried to make clear in the name also for the shortest introduction, a touch that’s specifically requested, a touch where you say “touch me in this specific way” and then someone does

this meaning is also distinct in a funny way from a neighboring meaning which is about touches which you get consent before doing them-- this is almost exactly the same thing, but also almost entirely inside-out, somehow, um...

so many problems, idk where to start, it’s the same thing inside-out it’s a twisted mirror world... instead of requesting to experience you’re requesting to do to, to act upon, often to uh be given general license to enter whole spaces, the movement is unclear, it’s like avoiding a boundary to avoid specific detailed responsibility?? or to avoid communication?? idk i’m not explaining it well and i can’t think of any good analogies

that’s where the Specific comes in to the Specifically Requested Touch, you don’t just say “you may touch me” or “you should touch me” or “touch me on the left side of my body somehow” i mean those are comically vague examples but much of the touch requesting i’ve seen is almost that vague and useless, so it’s essential that you’re carefully drawing one clear freely created freely complicated boundary, one clear picture of where it’s ok to go

here’s a touch i’d specifically request from you listener if you were here, in my present mood-- and now remember before considering even an imaginary touch because these also do have some power to them, please remember that it’s Requested as in you may and must say no to anything you’re not sure you’re comfortable with-- i would ask you if you would touch my forehead with the tip of your thumb

so that’s meant to be an archetype that breaks open some meaning or possibility, so there’s zero chance basically even though it’s fun to imagine that mainstream society could swallow snakepitting some time soon, but it could swallow in general the concept of specifically requesting touches, which is meant to be a possibility-opening spreading flowering concept if its seed takes root somewhere

today what i’m thinking about is moving that archetype a little further and also bringing it more onto our sadly unhaptic internet here my spreading it out into Specifically Requested ... Sensations?? or something

which if it’s not obvious-- is it obvious? it’s meant to be obvious-- is a sensation that you specifically request, for instance, this just occurred to me randomly earlier “i’ll lie here and each of you please throw a leaf on me” which we could debate whether that counts as a “touch” or what to call it if it doesn’t, or but anyway what’s a random non-touch sensation you could request um “could you please wave to me” and then you have the sensation of seeing them wave

so then the internet does stimulate some of the senses, doesn’t it, so then there’s some room to request some sorts of stimulation here

which we do, and i mean to be discovering and naming more than inventing, so tell me about what sensations you’ve requested or sensed others requesting on these internets

or request sensations from me sometime, it’s ok, i can say no, i don’t ever actually say no much at all but that’s a symptom of how far from any edge all the requests have been, i’d like to get closer to a lot of edges (no i don’t mean just “hugs” i mean things at those edges)

if you read this thanks for tolerating my emotive ideas of how to punctuate today

TL;DR: uh.. i tried expanding touch archetypes by building exciting different new touch archetypes, didn’t work, so then i tried making instead an archetype of a touch that’s specifically requested, so people’s desires and ideas can get in the mix, also i’m thinking today of how similar concepts might apply with other sensations

i love you

#touch #specifically requested touch #affectionado #no tags actually work for this so fuck it #affection #non-sexual touch #rambling

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allthelovexxc · 5 years ago

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Things I miss the most about him: -His weird endearments for me smoll, tiny, handful, peanut, smollest smoll, tiny smoll -Forehead taps, yeah I know I’ve become a masochist, I blame him. But only with him, No one else. -Him kissing the back of my hand then smelling it -Rubbing his chin all over my face even tho I expressed didn’t like it I lowkey liked it...????? Fuck he’ll never let me live that down if he ever found out LOL -His weird evil cackling laugh????? Especially when I said something entertaining to him then he gives me the most loving, adoring look -His smell. God do I miss that smell. -His hands, I miss holding and playing with them -His stupid weird accent tone character that he uses when he plays with EJ and the other boys, I find myself doing it unconsciously when I play with Astro and I mean....yeah. lul

-His voice and singing voice. I always asked him to sing me to sleep and I could listen to that for hours if I could. I was always too embarrassed to be next to him when he fully belts out in public so I always shut that down real quick. But I got used to it and I really really miss that -His face whenever he ate anything spicy, it would turn red and he would soon be sweating especially if it was hella spicy. -His love for knowledge. He was the most randomest person I know with the most randomest interest in things. He thought I hated it when he told me facts, but I honestly loved it. Sometimes. If they were interesting for me to remember haha. But he is the smartest man I know and I know he’ll get far in life. -His selflessness. This is one of his cons but it’s also one of his greatest strengths. His compassionate for others despite the length of relationship between them astounds me. As someone that is more skeptical about it, he’s more open and gung ho. I was definitely jealous bc I felt like he would always put more effort into them than our relationship???? I’m p sure I’m crazy -His cuddles and little touches, even though we were both on our phones or him playing a game and I’m on my phone or whatever we were preoccupied with, we always found a way to still touch each other from our feet to our heads, I thought it was the sweetest thing ever between us. -Sleeping in his arms was definitely my fave thing when we napped together. -Random times of kisses, I mean those were the best. -His comedic moments, the way he could make me laugh even though it wasn’t that funny it was still the funniest thing ever to me bc I mean he was so cute doing all that

I was so blessed to be loved the way I was by him. You would think all this time apart and I would love him any less. But I don’t. &Call me stupid and selfish but I hope that its the same for him.

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thekoreanlass · 7 years ago

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I’m not really a big fan of C-dramas or Meteor Garden, but who will forget this phenomenal drama that started from a Japanese manga until it became a TV series that probably has the most remakes? Taiwanese, Korean, Indonesian, and now a Chinese remake!

The Meteor Garden fever has surely converted people of all ages into fans, not just of the drama but the fictional popular quartet F4! Who would forget Dao Ming Si, Hua Ze Lei, Mei Zuo, and Xi Men? The original boys brought us wonderful songs that most 90-ish kids would still remember and sing along to, which would definitely lead us back to memories of the Taiwanese version’s immense popularity.

At that time, I remember myself still being a kid, who willingly followed her older sister’s every whim and recorded every single episode on a tape recorder for her. Those were the dark times that I totally got sick of being in front of the television and the drama, but gladly Vic Zhou was there to grace me with his presence. I so loved Hua Ze Lei as a kid. He was my ultimate crush, that was probably why I started crushing on Yoon Jihoo as soon as the Korean remake took over a few years later.

More than that blast from the past feeling though, the hottest topic this 2018 is the comeback the drama is making through the Chinese remake, starring this generation’s most beautiful faces, Shen Yue (Dong Shan Cai), Dylan Wang (Dao Ming Si), Darren Chen (Hua Ze Lei), Connor Leong (Feng Mei Zuo) and Caesar Wu (Xi Men Yan).

Shen Yue feels very familiar to me after her ‘A Love So Beautiful’ drama aired in my country and boosted in popularity. The boys, however, are all new faces to me but I must say the moment I saw them I really felt good to see that they are taking over the F4 role. Maybe because they all just look so handsome and charming that their face value already makes the cut.

Anyway, I’ve been rambling about the randomest things, but that’s just because I feel excited to talk about the 2018 version after just watching it. I’m up to episode 6 of the drama, so I shall share my first impression about what happened from the beginning to that point.

Here goes nothing!

Catchy Start

What caught my attention when I started episode 1 is how it opened the story with Shan Cai asking ‘Have you ever wondered what will happen to you in the future?’ and concluding how her 18 year old self never thought something like that will happen to her while a scene of her throwing a strong flying kick to Dao Ming Si’s face plays in slow motion.

I think that, that flying kick on the face totally brings a huge head start to the drama, causing for curiosity to uproot as they left what happened a mystery and began the generic introduction of characters. Shan Cai being the ordinary girl who will luckily land the role of heroine in one hell of a rollercoaster ride. And there was also–lo and behold–the notorious F4, who seems even more perfectly described in this version (a really much improved background than their earlier versions!) that it is too good to be true. To fictitious, to say.

Nonetheless, the start of the drama really managed to grab my attention, so I’m giving them a perfect score for that.

Same but Different

So, we get the same thing but maybe with a Chinese twist to it? I’m not sure whether it’s because they want it to be different from its past versions, but this one definitely has a very unique taste to it.

They changed a lot of things like:

Shan Cai’s family background – The original Meteor Garden and even Boys Over Flowers portrayed her as someone coming from a poor family that barely made a living. Here, Shan Cai at least came from an average family with a mom that cooks and gets money from delivering takeouts and has a father that works as a bank manager (I think they said that was his job).

In the previous versions too, her parents look really pathetic to me. I mean, the father and mother were both selling off their daughter to Dao Ming Si / Gu Jun Pyo. But at least, the mother in the Chinese version is not that loud and annoying and although she still dotes on Dao Ming Si so much that she can sell Shan Cai out to him, at least, her father is there to become the buffer that stops her antics.

An even more perfect F4 – If that’s even possible! So, I know it’s kind of cliche now that the poor girl falls in love with the rich guy. It’s a common trope among dramas, but of course we don’t get tired of the rich and handsome guys of F4! As in never get tired of them!

And to make it much better–or worse? but that’s up to you–the drama made these four flower boys even more desirable bachelors. You’ll easily know about how different and better they are right from the first episode when a random Junior walks up to Shan Cai, Qing He and Li Zhen and tells them about the popular F4.

Dao Ming Si may be the forever pineapple haired guy (his hairstyle gets even better too!), but he’s now finally equipped with the knowledge of being able to speak three or four languages and a talent for business. The old Dao Ming Si can’t even get a quote right, which was really funny back then. He was handsome and rich, but not so smart. But now he can just be everything, well except for the short temper and his anger management problems plus obsession for Shan Cai.

Hua Ze Lei used to be just quiet and snobbish like a cold prince in the older versions, but this drama made it so that they could explain his introverted behavior as related from the slight autism he had when he was a kid and is supposedly cured by the great Teng Tang Jing. Can you even cure autism? I made my own research and gladly they said a minority portion of those people with autism get cured depending on the severity of their autism and the therapies they go through over the years, but its still debatable. However, giving this drama the benefit of the doubt, this is fiction. I’m not gotta criticize it for not knowing any better. For sure, they know what they are doing.

Mei Zuo and Xi Men – so they’re like the third in command in all the versions if you ask me. I’m pretty sure, in terms of appearance, they are of equal importance. Two obnoxious, overprotective friends with a tendency to womanize. I see women hanging around them everywhere, but that’s their role. It’s the casanovas that are more interesting to watch. However, like I said they are the ‘much improved’ versions: wherein Mei Zuo has an impeccable memory that they can never lose in the card game ‘Bridge’ and Xi Men has a liking for tea, due to his family background.

I’m not sure if this is going to sound nicer and may help them look smarter, but I think this version of F4 is the milder, much civilized guys. I mean, they don’t bully someone so randomly out of the blue and make their lives a living hell. Instead, as it was explained, they are so good at the card game ‘Bridge’ (that they even have a club for that!) that many people want to challenge them and to stop anyone from just randomly challenging them, they set an odd rule that you need to first receive the ‘Joker’ card as an invitation for a Bridge match.

That doesn’t sound like much what would bad boys do, right? It would have been nicer if they stuck to the original, but I guess this isn’t so bad either. At least, if they challenge somebody it would make much more sense. Plus, they look really cool playing that game.

Hello ‘Joker’! – So, bye bye to that red card that Dao Ming Si used to send his victims and say ‘hello’ to the less threatening ‘Joker’ card in your locker. Prepare to lose in the game of Bridge with F4 and eat some slippers as the consequence!

At least, it’s befitting for them to use the card, though, right?

College and Milk Tea – I get it every version of Shan Cai is different that’s why she’s a freshman in the Nutrition course here and she works part time at a milk tea shop called ‘Talented’ with Xiao Yu.

Fights and Reconciliations – Well, I remember Li Zhen–Shan Cai’s newfound friend–also liking Dao Ming Si in the past and because she’s jealous of Shan Cai she intentionally sets her up so that she looks like she slept with someone she met at a club.

The same friend betrays her in this version, but her reason is sort of different and somehow ‘coincidental’ and Shan Cai ends up forgiving her because she’s just that kind of person and Dao Ming Si can never have a say about it or kick her out of university since he doesn’t own it. But at least, all is well. And to be honest, I like how things ended up well between these two friends in this version, since the problem arose from something trivial and it’s just unreasonable for someone to drop out because they were being bullied for some petty reason, right?

Meteor Garden 2018 gets you hooked by these positive changes and makes the drama a bit lighter than its older versions that are leaning more on its dramatic quotient.

However, on another note, I must admit that Shan Cai didn’t experience as much hardship as the old Shan Cai did. Dao Ming Si bullies her in the most childish sense, plotting childish jokes that you can’t call disturbing. I guess, because he’s been sheltered for long enough and didn’t grow up dating girls left and right, that he is having a hard time expressing himself to her and with his very impatient personality makes him extremely possessive of her.

The lack of emotional turmoil boxes the potential of each of them to do even better in portraying their role, however.

So, in a nutshell, Meteor Garden looks totally brand new with the many additions, but still has more room to improve with the acting. Not saying, they aren’t good, but there got to be something more with that actor or actress. So, I’m looking forward to improvement until it’s 48th episode!

Fast Pacing

Is it just me or this drama is moving too quickly that I’m getting worried what more will they show in the next 44 to 48 episodes?

Not that I am complaining about the quick pacing, it’s just that maybe I am not used to it. The Taiwanese version really had a slow, agonizing pace that I would not really stick to it until the end if I had to do a marathon, while this one was just like leafing through pages in a book while only skimming it very briefly, which I think is good but pretty worrisome. Not unless they have more to show that won’t be dragging and not just a filler, then I guess the pacing should be fine.

Total Flower Boys

I can definitely say that this version totally left me drooling at the boys. All of them are really good looking you can’t say they’re a waste. They do have their different charms that set them apart from each other, but in total all of them are likable eye-candies!

I used to be a solid Hua Ze Lei kind of girl, but after watching Dylan Wang portray Dao Ming Si, I can’t help but fawn over the boy. He just fits the prickly, childish and short-tempered rich boy role that’s not too rough but not kind looking either. At some points, he’s cute and surprisingly I don’t despise him for childishly annoying Shan Cai.

The Strong-willed Wild Flower that often bends

You can say that Shan Cai is that heroine who doesn’t easily back down from a challenge. She’s always been stubborn and antagonizing, especially towards Dao Ming Si. She’s been consistent in this love-hate relationship they have that sometimes it’s hard to believe how they ended up together.

But I must say I sometimes feel anxious about Shen Yue’s version of Shan Cai. She’s a good actress and its nice she can easily tear up when an emotional scene comes up, but why do I feel like this Shan Cai is being more fickle now than before? She’s fickle that I find it annoying she lets Dao Ming Si kiss her without a fight even when she likes Hua Ze Lei. I think she sounds more like a pushover or a very easy person, especially when she lets Hua Ze Lei kiss her after just seeing him kiss another girl without any second thoughts and while bringing her along with him at the beach.

A Real Douche

Excuse me for my opinion, but now that I’ve watched this version, I can’t help but think Hua Ze Lei is the real douche here and not Dao Ming Si, who did nothing but devotedly love Dong Shan Cai, I mean, Lei may appear like a cool guy because he’s quiet and introverted and he doesn’t look like he can play any tricks at girls, but the thing is he keeps stringing Shan Cai along–even kissing her cheek without any proper reason and even if he didn’t like her back then when he did it–even if he likes Jing. He even follows her to Paris and lives with her, but just because she doesn’t make time for him and he’s not man enough to be able to save their relationship, that he leaves and shakes up Dao Ming Si and Shan Cai’s blossoming love-hate relationship.

Well, I’m not saying he’s bad, but still for sure no one wants to be the second option when it comes to the person you like. No matter what, a girl needs to have some self-respect and can’t treat herself unjustly by having false hopes that one day this stupid guy will look at you. And Lei shouldn’t be that guy that gives her false hopes just because he knew she likes her and then only goes back to her after realizing Jing doesn’t need him. That’s just plain stupid. Like seriously. I’d rather pick the person who genuinely likes me more and not the person who will only give me the second place. You won’t be truly happy with someone who only puts you second in his life.

Romance

It’s still so complicated like before that it’s unbelievable. I can’t say that there will be such romance in reality, but nonetheless, I totally feel like the chemistry between Dylan Wang and Shen Yue is like second nature to them that you may find them rather unarguably cute together and suited for each other. Together, they make my heart really flutter like a teenager and grin like an idiot nonstop.

Over all

Surprisingly, I think I am being won over by this drama to another level after watching its first few episodes. Of course, I had my own doubts upon hearing another remake is on its way, but with some leap of faith that it wouldn’t just be some cheap drama remake, I think that it’s worth the wait and the time I invested on watching it.

I can’t say that it surpassed the other versions, because they all have their different charms. But I can probably say that Meteor Garden 2018 managed to surpass itself. With its impeccable cast and the awesome production and directing, it surpassed expectations of most Meteor Garden fans.

Plus, add the fact that its very lighthearted in its element compared to the past versions and really much cuter that it must attract, too, the younger audience.

I will not dwell with the fact, though, that it’s pretty long for 40+ episodes times 40 minutes worth of TV viewing per episode and will just enjoy the flow of things while it can entertain me so I wouldn’t overthink about its length being a disadvantage at this time. Maybe they can use it to their advantage too, but who knows? Only time will tell.

Nonetheless, I will recommend this to anybody who just simply loves Meteor Garden at any day. You should try it if you’re up for another Meteor Garden fever and be charmed by the eternal F4!

I will rate this drama 4.7 out of 5 for surprising me and getting me hooked!

See you later for my On going and Final review for this drama in the future!

First Impression: Meteor Garden (2018) I'm not really a big fan of C-dramas or Meteor Garden, but who will forget this phenomenal drama that started from a Japanese manga until it became a TV series that probably has the most remakes?

#2018 #Caesar Wu #Chinese #college #Connor Leong #Darren Chen #drama #Dylan Wang #Meteor Garden #Remake #review #romance #Shen Yue #thekoreanlass

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we-always-hit-our-ass · 5 years ago

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First Date Headcannons with Shifty Powers

thank you so much @noneofurbusinez, you inspired me so much when you were chatting with me- 💕💕

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okokok this man will take you to the carnival ASAP, no questions!

when you two stop to look at the entrance, cue the squeals-

you two already knew that this date is gonna BOMB AS FUC-

you two arrive in the afternoon and while you look at the map, shifty’s already got his eyes on the food and a booth in the front

shifty is a literal sucker for EVERYTHING in the fair

will look in awe of the lights and booths and he will jump in glee when he sees the ferris wheel

points at the randomest shit and you two will literally you both forget that you are grown adults-

who gives a shit though, you two are EXCITED and HYPED

you two are the human embodiments of cuteness and happiness, and i’m living for it-

uhhh who tf gave him the right to be so cute???

you both feel like children again and you just constantly want adrenaline

there will never be a time where you haven’t stopped smiling with him-

both of you take turns choosing the booths or rides you want to go to

but he’ll mostly let you take him wherever because any ride will be better spent with you anyway-

you two go on every ride at least twice but you’ll never get tired of ANYTHING

if you say ’awww shifty, look at that plushie!’ or anything similar

and HE WILL LITERALLY PROCEED TO WIN YOU AT LEASt ONE PLUSHIE FROM EVERY BOOTH

shifty thinks he’s in heaven after he sees your smile after he wins you your plushies

its blinding him but youre adorable-

um hello excuse me, would you like to talk about how great of couple you and shifty are?

you have a mountain of plushies near you and shifty, and people are like hMMM

will give you piggyback rides when you sometimes get tired of walking

sometimes you two would just chill in one of the benches with mount plushie at your side

you and shifty totally name the plushies he won after the easy boys

you named the duck plushie after george and the dog one after floyd-

would literally not stop getting you plushies because shifty thinks you deserve more-

you tell him to stop but its one of the rare times he doesnt listen

“babe, i got another one!”

“but we have too much-”

“look what i won!”

“how did you even get it that fast????”

“wait, this one’s cute”

“shifty- nO!”

both of you have so many plushies you had to resort to naming the most recent one lord winters IV

man this adorable boy does not run out of energy and youre just constantly questioning how he has enough to run back and forth between the booths

when playing in booths that require aiming, shifty will totally hold you close to him and instruct/teach you how to throw the darts/shoot the toy gun.

like he will literally stand behind you, your back touching his chest

he will hold your arms up to where you need to shoot and whisper words of encouragement

and that method of teachings WORKS-

he’s so PROUD of you when your first target and the SMILE HE GIVES YOU-it will literally put the carnival lights to shame

stars who? sun who? i only know shifty’s smile-

you buy cotton candy for the both of you but shifty finishes his first and will take a BIG chunk from yours

you hit him with one of your many plushies but he hugs you and spins you around

you couldn’t stay mad at him for that long, i mean just look at this baby! you just cant get mad at him-

guaranteed sweet kisses from him while he holds your waist while waiting in line

he says that he holds your hand to not get lost but he lowkey just wants you near him at all times.

its like 10% doesnt want you to get swept away by the crowd, and 90% wants you near him and just wants to feel your touch

but dont get me wrong, shifty is worrying 24/7 about you

will probably lose his mind if youre not there the moment he turns around

turns out you’re just getting water but when he sees you he hugs you tightly but you dont care, its shifty

protective as fuck-

constantly asks the people running the rides if its safe to ride or not

after the 30th time asking he looks over at you with a sheepish grin and you two hop on

y’all are blinged out with the carnival’s merchandise

shifty’s lowkey flexing abt it and you just find it funny

you two stayed for so long at the fair that you already practically memorized the layout

you two will definitely stay until nighttime, and the fair atmosphere just CHANGES

it went from fun to really ROMANTIC quickly, loves-

will take you to the tunnel of love and hes just smiling bashfully the whole time

you will lean your head on his shoulder throughout the ride and his face is so cute oml-

he just loves and adores you so much, have i mentioned that?

also finds it cute when you that to him, like hes just constantly thinks abt u

sometimes too shy to lean back because hes worried if he’ll mess up or not

but you constantly reassure him while handing pieces of popcorn because he needs it, but like most importantly needs you

you might or might not have splashed each other with the water but who am i kidding?

shifty will blush and shit and its the cutest thing you’ve ever seen mark my words

when the sun goes down, its time for you and shifty to go to the ferris wheel

this baby is literally emitting enough energy and joy to power the whole entire planet

shifty will zoom into the ferris wheel and help you get on

you totally sit in shifty’s lap during the ride and you two just look like puppies-

YOUR SMILES ARE HUGE as you gaze outside the window to take in the nighttime view of the carnival

will kiss you so tenderly when the ferris wheel stops and you two are at the very top

forget the view, the view only worth looking at right now is shifty-

did i mention how adorable he looks when the fireworks go off for the night??

woah there matey, cuteness overload

the colored light from the fireworks give him a literal GLOW, like the angel he is excuse me

you two are sitting in the grass holding hands and being the cutest the thing in the entire planet, the other couples in the fair could NEVER-

couple goals right here, okay?

you even overheard an old couple saying how you two reminded them of themselves

you two were blushing the whole time and you just found it sweet

no but seriously everything about this carnival date is SWEET

the date is amazing and youre just falling in love with him over and over again

you two are leaning your heads as the fireworks come to a stop, and when you face each other the glow and twinkle is his eyes are unreal

so many kisses from today, but the one he gives you after the fireworks are the bEST

softness overload, this man is a gift from the heavens and you dont know what you did to deserve him

the world doesnt deserve him-

the way he admires you after you two pull away from the kiss, this man is WAY sweeter than the cotton candy you two ate earlier

words cannot describe how much love you two were feeling

this is lowkey the second best day you two had in your lives

(we’re saving the first for when you two get married)

its gonna happen i swear

we need to make one thing clear though-

shifty and you will certainly have more dates like this in the future 💕💕😩

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#band of brothers #band of brothers x reader #band of brothers headcanon #shifty powers x reader #shifty powers imagine #band of brothers imagine #shifty powers x reader headcannons #shifty powers #ahhh im so soft for shifty #hbo war

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