#THIS IS THAT REASON
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Ridley Scott really put three of the hottest and talented men in Hollywood rn into one movie and we just let him get away with it? 🫠
How am I supposed to focus on just one of them on the screen??
You’re gonna make me choose just one??
I have 3 holes for a reason smh 😔🙏🏻
#i can take them (not in a fight)#gladiator 2#gladiator ii#marcus acacius#general acacius#pedro pascal#paul mescal#I can’t find a tag for Lucius wtf#joseph quinn#emperor geta#I have three holes for a reason#this is that reason#I can’t morally put Caracalla in this line up bc he’s ugly im sorry 😭#but make no mistake#Fred Hechinger is also hot and talented
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Tony isn't an idiot. Strange told him that he saw only one future where they win. And if he reveals it then it wont happen. And he tells him so much that he wont save his life. NOt if it means saving the stone. And then he sacrifices the stone. For Tony. Tony knows. He knows and he fucking knows and he hates it and he knows. And he lives, for five long years he lives and he watches Peter dust and waits to go himself but he doesn't and he knows. He denies the time travel idea not because its scary and hard and “not possible” tony stark laughs at the impossible, his name backwards is Y not? He dabbles in the multiverse when hes bored. He says no because he wants more time he doesn't want to fulfill the future, not yet, not when morgan is so young and hes barely had any time with Pepper. BUt he cant. He cant not because Peter needs him and Steve needs him and the world needs him and Tony is anything but selfish. So he does. And he knows.
#tony stark#the avengers#he knew in 2018#and then he had to deal with it for five years#build a life for five years#with that hanging over his head at every step#and he cant tell pepper#and he cant tell anyone#and he hopes and prays and hates himself for it#but maybe strange was wrong#maybe they lost#in iron man he literall says “I shouldnt be alive. unless it was for a reason.”#this is that reason#and then steve shows uo#with time travel#and he fucking knows#ahhhhhh#i have so many feels about him#about this#marvel#mcu#endgame
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Two Types of Siblings
Meena, baking cookies: Ash, you deserve an award for putting up with me.
Ash, helping her find ingredents: Being your sister is my reward, Meens.
*versus*
Johnny, eating lunch in the garage: Nooshy, you deserve an award for putting up with me.
Nooshy, stealing Johnny’s chips: Hell yeah I do. You're a real bitch sometimes.
#sing#sing 2#sing ash#sing johnny#sing meena#sing nooshy#johnny and nooshy bully each other for fun#it drives marcus insane#all the teens see meena is a baby sister and refuse to be mean to her for that reason#nooshy steals johnny's food all the time#it has started multiple fights#marcus only had one kid for a reason#this is that reason#however#marcus took one look at them and went welp guess I have another kid now
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#making big purchases on my phone gives me anxiety ngl#i think i find it less trustworthy for some bizarre and irrational reason#twitter
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wait do people read first person stories and think they're the ones in the story???
Saw people talking about not liking first person, which is fair, but their reasoning was like "I would not do that" and I don't understand that mindset.
First person stories are still about a character. A character making their own decisions. First person isn't about you???? At least I thought it wasn't. What am I missing? I've always seen first person as just a more in-depth look into a character's mind and stricter POV. Not as a reader stand-in.
#reading#writing#writblr#writeblr#isn't second person the one more likely to be projection#because it's involving you in the story#unless it's told in a more artistic way#like dislike a pov style if you want idc#I just don't understand this specific reason
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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
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btw the majority of your life will be lived as a adult. yeah i don't make the rules. go have fun in your 40s or 70s or whatever. no one expects you to accomplish everything at 17 or 27. you've got time and in the meantime get some life experience, it will pay off
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I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???
#its for fun#its meant to be fun#it can also have more important or personal reasons sure#but like whats wrong with doing shit for fun#proshipper#proship
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I need to run a survey really quick. This isn't serious, but I need people to cooperate and not cheat for the sake of it because it'll skew the results.
Imagine you wake up tomorrow and you realize you (and everyone else in the world) can turn into an animal (And back into a human) at will.
Please go to this link to see what animal it will be for you:
(this is random, and yes, you only get one, no redos)
With this in mind, please reply to the following questions as truthfully as possible based on your current situation. (Not an ideal fantasy one.)
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Okay so I'm a security guard, right
And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement
And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either
But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for
And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to
And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do
And I fucking
I fucking. Start danCING
I DONT KNOW WHY
I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING
LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG
I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER
and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"
AND
FUCKING
THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE
IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE
I HATE MYSELFD
#Details changed for privacy reasons obvs#But Jesus Fucking Christ#I saw the video I look like an idiot#Please Jesus God don't fucking fire me#Teablart#Well guys it's been nice I guess#Time to die in a hole
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
#like majority of the time kids are not just 'being naughty'. they have big feelings inside little bodies it's a lot#also like.#it should be illegal to dye your hair fun colours if you aren't prepared for kids in public to ask if youre related to a my little pony#EDIT: the notes on this post are an absolute cesspool. i don't care about your reasons for hating kids you sound like a disney villain
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GET ROTATED
#he's driving me insane#so I rotated him#my art#ignore that my signature moves for some reason#animation#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#the book of bill#stanford pines#art
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u ever see someone with extremely fucked up views (or actions) and think wowww if a couple of things in my life went the tiniest bit differently that would have been me
#iso.txt#i feel like i have the right kind of mindset to have been radicalised into some . not good things if i hadnt seen reason#like the right set of neuroses and stuff.#briefly i guess i was.#i honestly still sort of struggle sometimes to convince myself of some things i *know* i should believe i know are right. idk.
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this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz
#im fetishing the french language#i mean this is not a new thing and the reasons probably have to do with a long held idea of france being particularly enlightened#or whatever kinda racist shit but it does sound pleasant nonetheless
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So y’all know the classic edge trope of “my blade cannot be sheathed until it has tasted blood”? What if a magic sword that has that requirement, except it’s sort of inverted. A sword that, instead of being inhabited by an evil spirit which once awakened cannot be lulled back to sleep except by blood sacrifice, was inhabited by a benevolent spirit who would not allow the sword to be drawn unless bloodshed were the only possible solution. A sword whose power could never be misused because it would only allow itself to be used in situations where it was justified. What about a Paladin who spends their entire journey fighting with a sheathed sword, incapacitating but never killing or maiming. The party believes that the Paladin has taken an oath of no killing, until they face the big villain. And it is in that moment, and that moment alone, that the sword will allow itself to be drawn.
Idk, this image set my mindwheels a-turning.
But do y’all see the vision?
#story ideas#do not unsheathe me without reason#there’s something nice in the idea of power that does not corrupt#not through any virtue of the wielder#but because the power itself will not allow it
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