#THIS IS SO LONG HOLY CRAP

[calamitism]

KATYA + BACKSTORY

“Self-doubt is a prison you can never escape from...”

      ~Tinella Nosa, A Lying Witch and a Warden (2020)

( i also wanna thank @rhpsdys​, who let me bounce a lotta these ideas against them with the BATTs in particular )

When most witches graduate, they join a coven, and proceed to dedicate the rest of their lives to their craft ...Katya never did that. It wasn’t that she had a problem with the idea of joining a coven, but despite her years of schooling, despite all of the potions classes she took because it was the most generalized magic to study, she never quite felt like any of the paths offered fit her. So, she took a gap year... which turned into two years... and then three...

The next thing she knows, she’s twenty-two and still hasn’t joined a coven. She’s still living with her parents, and their patience grows thin from the lack of direction in their daughter’s life. Katya would beg to differ. In fact, most of her days are spent working at her neighborhood’s local tavern, saving up her paychecks and tips for... something future-related. She could always put it towards getting her writings published, but... well, who wants to read silly little stories about foods falling in love? She loves them, but they were never quite meant for the world.

She finds out how true that winds up being when, one day, she’s caught writing in public by some coven scouts. Before she knows it, Katya is thrown into the Conformatorium, imprisoned for being a “wild witch” and writing “non-conformist propaganda.” 

This wasn’t fair. It didn’t make sense to Katya in the slightest how she ended up here. She wasn’t a wild witch. She didn’t go around hurting innocent people, or terrorizing authority. 

She... She didn’t do anything with her life, at all. Her own lack of a sigil proved that she wasn’t worth anything. She belonged here... The few weeks that Katya spends in the Conformatorium feel like an eternity. There’s nothing for her to do but reread her last crappy story, small talk with the other prisoners, and reflect on how she’s wasted her life, and now she’s going to waste away in this cell...

But that isn’t what happens. With the aid of a mysterious young human and the Boiling Isles’ most wanted criminal, the Conformatorium’s warden is defeated, and its few prisoners are left to go free. When Katya flees, she doesn’t dare to look back. She can’t, she ...oh dear Titan, she’s a fugitive now, isn’t she?

It’s hard over the next several weeks for Katya to lay low. Going back home is a horrible idea, there’s no way that her parents would ever forgive something like this... So, she finds herself crashing with her friend, Derwin, who is waaay cooler than she gives him credit for, given that he somehow agreed to house and cover for her fugitive ass. 

It’s through Derwin that Katya actually winds up meeting Amber too, and then she tags along with both of them to a class taught by a bard by the name of Raine Whispers. Katya doesn’t necessarily intend on learning bard magic, but Derwin and Amber make it look like a lot of fun, and the more often that Katya sees Raine, she realizes they’re... different than most of the other adults she knows. Most of her teachers had always been quick to give up on her when they saw she wasn’t driven or understanding their lessons, and even her own parents had gotten to that point too, but Raine didn’t. They believe in her...

For the first time, Katya finds herself committing to something that she loves, and this time, she’s got people that she cares about backing her up. It was only inevitable that, when eventually given the opportunity to rebel, to stick it to the system that had given up on witches like her in the first place, Katya didn’t hesitate to become a Bard Against the Throne.

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(This was supposed to be for @campbenji JWCTcountdown: fav season/episode buuuut i made the sketch and forgot about it :,/ )

"I don't care what's out there! I'm saving her."

Fav episode is "The long run", Its SO WELL WRITTEN AND ANIMATED AND YASAMMY

(Close-ups under the cut!!)

[supd00dle]

Hello! I just wanna say a couple of things

LOVE LOVE LOVE your art style and Organic M Sonic AU. I always have a big dumb grin seeing your art on my timeline and I wish you the best of health, yummy snacks, vibes and all good things heading your way! 💞💞💞 Truly incredible

I have been snooping on your site ( im embarrassed to say every day lol ) and I noticed some old art of what looks like organic Metal Knuckles? Will you do anything thing with him and Tails doll in the future?

3. Also what are your thoughts on Android Shadow from Heroes/SHTH, Hard Boiled Heavies from Mania and Fang MK2 from superstars? Since they are in the eggman robot family ( ? )

Anyway I hope you have a fantastic day and keep up the good work! :) 🎉🌟

Here's a 2 min doodle as a gift! Sorry my drawings are chicken scratch lol

I have a couple of things I wanna say to you too.

1. Thank you so much for your kind words and support!! I'm happy to hear you feel that way about my work! 💕 I wish you the very best and I hope you have a good day or a good night! ✨

2. "Organic" Metal Knuckles was just a concept.. nothing much to it as I was only focusing on Metal. BUT!!! As I'm developing new ideas and other stuff. I'm rethinking of a new design for both Metal Knuckles and Tails (doll) in the future!!!

3. Android Shadow is pretty cool. Piss man yellow man. I know there's more colors than yellow but that one is my favorite.

I never got to finish Mania but I love the Hard Boiled Heavies from their awesome colorful design. I actually drew Heavy King not too long ago...

Unfortunately, I haven't played Superstars yet but, holy shit?? BIG FANG MECHA ROBOT??

Anyways, Thank you so much for your support and the AWESOME DOODLE!! I LOVE IT!

[outofcontextdanandphil]

Why Dan went to the hospital - Out of context

[dustteller]

The maybe-sorta-not-really-almost blowjob scene, because I don't think I've drawn them together before and this is probably the best place to start.

(Tumblr ate my quality :( pls click to rescue it)

[causeimanartist]

It's my 9 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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First drawing on this blog versus most recent - time sure has flown by! Thanks for 9 years of shenanigans

[anonymousbeefriendfanfics]

Hello and welcome to another installment of mossy being horny on main. Tonights programme? Gimmeee. The reactions of Zoya,maybe Shalom and your boy Lyney at the sight of their s/o dressed in an oversized band tshirt and an oversized band tshirt

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Note: This is supposed to say "an oversized band tshirt and nothing underneath" ;)

Fandoms: Path to Nowhere, Genshin Impact Characters: Zoya (PtN), Shalom (PtN), Lyney (GI) Warnings: NSFW, Minors beware! Slight Spoilers for Shalom's story. Mentions of: pegging, slight choking, Domme Zoya, teasing, oral (gn), penetration (gn), semi-submissive Lyney,

Zoya

Oh boy. Ohhhhh boy.

Instant turn on. She drops whatever she's doing - literally, if necessary, she doesn't care what breaks so long as she gets to break you.

For a long moment, she just stares. Appreciates the way the oversized shirt falls just past the curve of your ass, how something so baggy somehow accentuates the shape of your body so nicely. It's practically lingerie, watching you wear something like that.

And if you just so happen to bend over within her line of sight, or reach for something off a high shelf and cause your shirt to ride up, revealing that there's nothing underneath... good lord, it's almost embarrassing how turned on she is.

She's sweeping you off your feet and carrying you to the nearest flat surface, be it the bed, couch, or even a chair or the dinner table. She is not a patient woman. She will have you, and she will have you now.

She leaves your side only long enough to fetch her strap-on, and then she's bending you over whatever object it is that she's chosen for today's session. Normally, she holds your hips while she does this, but today she grips the sides of your shirt, allowing it to choke you slightly - or more than slightly, if you're into that - as she gives it to you hard and rough, relishing in every little gasp and moan and cry that leaves your pretty mouth.

She's not gonna stop until you come at least three times, and then she's helping move your spent body into a sitting or lying position so you can give her some pleasure, too. If you're too drained to manage that, then she'll just get herself off to the sight of you looking like such a mess while you watch <3

Shalom

Oh my. When you walk in wearing that, she's practically drooling over you just from the first glimpse. Whatever she's busy with is immediately tomorrow's problem. It doesn't matter anymore. Nothing matters but you.

Shalom still isn't very used to her newfound emotions - much less being able to feel and show them freely - and lust is one of the ones she struggles with the most. The burning-hot desire she feels is all-consuming and difficult to keep contained.

She seems to glitch at first. You turn around after a while of innocently pretending to do something else, only to find her staring at you, her eyes dark with lust. You can't tell from the way she's sitting, but she's got her thighs squeezed together in a subconscious effort to relieve her growing need.

You pretend to knock a pen off a nearby table and bend to retrieve it, flaunting your bare skin, and that snaps her out of it. She's out of the chair in a flash, crossing the room with long strides accentuated by the steady click of her shoes on the tile floor. She's by your side in mere moments, just as you straighten up. The pen falls from your grasp as she pulls you close and kisses you, one of her hands sliding beneath your shirt and caressing your body.

"You don't know what you do to me when you dress like that, my dear," she whispers when you break away for air, her lips brushing yours before she kisses her way down your jaw to your collarbone.

She soon grows bored of just kissing you, however, and leads you back to the desk where she's been working. She shoves her paperwork to the side - incredibly uncharacteristic for Shalom, but it shows just how needy she is. And then she's pushing your shirt up to your hips and instructing you to sit on the desk.

When you obey her, she's pulling up her chair, pushing your legs apart as she begins to taste your thighs, slowly working her way up, closer and closer to where you need her touch the most. She takes her sweet time, but once she gives you what you want, ohh is it worth it. Her mouth is incredible, and she puts that quick tongue of hers to good use, teasing and edging you until you feel like you're going to lose your mind.

When she finally lets you go over the edge and you come on her tongue, it's one of the best orgasms you've ever experienced. Your fingernails dig into the underside of her desk so hard you leave permanent crescent-shaped marks there, and occasionally Shalom will run her fingertip across them and think of this. You really should wear that shirt more often.

Lyney

For Lyney, let's say that it's not an oversized band t-shirt you're wearing... no, you're wearing a long white button-up shirt. Ideally, it's one of his, perhaps even the one he was wearing yesterday. It still smells like him, which is an immediate turn on for you, but as for our dear magician...

He's oblivious at first. You'll walk in the kitchen and greet him, and he'll give you a good morning kiss and say whatever poetic thoughts pop into his mind first, and then he turns to get more coffee.

And then he freezes mid-stride, and you can practically see the gears turning in his head, processing everything. After several long seconds, he spins around, lavender eyes wide as they meet yours and then flick downwards, taking in your attire as his mouth goes dry.

It's incredibly attractive watching him get turned on. His eyes darken with lust, pupils dilating almost like a cat's, his breathing starts to get heavier, and that blush you adore so much begins to appear on his cheeks - soon it will spread to his ears and begin creeping down onto his chest, too.

"Oh-ho, what's this?" He asks, trying to salvage the situation, trying to pretend his brain hasn't been turned to mush with a single glance. You cheerfully reply that it's nothing much - well, that much is true, but only in a literal sense- and you turn to go about your day, intending to grab something off a bottom shelf just to give him a little peek beneath the shirt.

You don't get a chance, however. He's behind you as though by magic, his arms snaking around your waist as he hugs you tightly against his chest, and oh- he's already hard. "Ma cherie, just what do you- ahh-" You cut him off by wiggling your hips, rubbing against the growing bulge in his pants. He nuzzles his face against your neck, pressing feather-light kisses there, and you can feel his hot breath against your skin. "Not fair," he mumbles between kisses. "You know I can't think straight when you do that..."

He spins you around, taking another long look at you. You look incredible in just his shirt, and he can't resist you any longer - he's pushing you against the nearest wall, his mouth on your neck and hands all over your body. He mumbles praises against your skin, trying his best to still be suave and poetic even when all he can think about is you.

The makeout session lasts for as long as both of you can stand it, both of you quickly growing more and more needy. Soon Lyney is grinding against your hip, and you eventually have to push him off - he's so drunk on you that you know he'd keep going until he came in his pants without even realizing it, but you want more.

You lead him over to the nearest couch and he follows close behind you, eager to obey - and also to get another look at the way he can just barely glimpse your upper thighs beneath the shirt. His pants hit the floor almost immediately, and he breathes a sigh of relief at the freedom, then bites his lip to choke back a moan as you run your hand across his length.

He's pushed down into the couch, and he looks up at you with that delightful lustdrunk look you've come to anticipate. His face is flushed and he looks oh so eager as he reaches for you, gripping the front of the shirt and pulling you down to kiss him again.

You waste no time climbing into his lap and sinking down on him. He feels so good inside of you, but what you feel can't compare to what you see and hear - the low whine that escapes his throat, the way his head falls back momentarily as you sink lower until he's fully sheathed within you.

It's hot and passionate as the two of you get tangled up together, bodies pressed so close there's no space left between you. Despite his desperation, Lyney controls himself, doing everything within his power to make you feel good, to make you whine his name. You, on the other hand, want nothing more than to hear his voice hitch as he moans, and you don't stop until he's practically unable to string a sentence together without whimpering or moaning your name.

Once you finally go over the edge, the way you cry out his name, throbbing around him, he can't hold it back a second longer - he bites your shoulder as his orgasm washes over him, muffling the noises he makes as he nearly blacks out from the intense pleasure. When he comes down, he's trembling in your arms while you stroke his hair, telling him how incredible he is, and he's never felt better.

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☆ᴄαтᴄн & ʀєℓєαѕє☆ (commission for @sushihara 💙)

was originally planning to work on comms in chronological order but then i remembered today is saiouma day so i stayed up until 4am to finish colouring lol, i swear to god i've been wanting to draw catch & release fan art for so long thank you so much zeph for commissioning me to draw this, i absolutely love reverse phantom thief saiou especially this one and i honestly had a lot of fun working on this, hope you guys like it too! also go read catch & release on ao3 it's by @chuwuyas and it's absolutely amazing (comms are still open but i won't be able to work on it immediately) (bg is inspired by derekdomnicdsouza on insta!)

💙this is a commission piece and therefore reposting this work will not be allowed at all unless you are the one who commissioned this, thank you!💙

[pepgarrs-art-things]

I'd like to think that Pseudodragons aren't tiny dragons, but some kind of jumbled chimera of different kinds of lizards. A magician's attempt at replicating a dragon in form through the use of magic. For that same reason I also think in this world there are also awakened pseudodragons, as they naturally would have the intelligence of- well... lizards. I imagine that their appearance would be varied, and the time it would take to create one successfully would make them incredibly rare on their own. The morality of the act in itself could be put into question...

[icarribooyou]

☆ marcille and sanrio ☆

[fruzdin]

long time no see mister berries

[honeymarune]

FOUR HUNDRED AND SIXTY SOMETHING NOTES ON THAT LASKO DRAWING WOAHHHHH TY GUYS ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Deacon willing to help people but doesn't recognize people so he doesn't remember what he did for who. So he just agrees and is like cool don't mention it then they mention it and he's like uhhhhhh.

However, that's other humans. He can identify the deities much easier because they have a unique glow. Like can actively tell Ymber "oh Lady Fulj just entered the city" and Ymber is like how the heck did you sense her that far away when I can't sense her that far away. It actually takes a while for Ymber to realize Deacon really doesn't know any of his coworkers and who he's talking to.

[leavemeal0newithmym0ss]

Yknow, in all honesty N distancing himself from V/getting frustrated with her during ep 4 makes perfect sense

In the pilot he was shocked when he realized V knew his name, but I’m pretty sure it was more than just “omg my crush knows my name”. I think part of it was him realizing that she knew his name and was pretending to not know him. Realizing that someone you care about has been pretending to not know/remember you likely hurts a lot more than if she simply didn’t know him and had no connection with him, especially if you don’t know why. I have no doubt that V remembers (at least more than N) their time working in the manor, and something happened that she doesn’t want N to remember/know (hence why she wants N to stop pushing and is very vague in her answers) but N doesn’t have that context. To him, someone he cares about, whom he was under the impression didn’t know or remember him, has been pretending to not know him and he doesn’t know why. Not only that, but V pretending to not know him is part of the reason he has such low self-esteem (being called useless and terrible by his teammates, as well as having a crush who doesn’t know you despite being on the same team definitely gave him the mentality that he was insignificant). To V, she’s protecting someone she cares about. To N, she’s being a jerk and he doesn’t know why. 

This is part of the reason why he latched on to Uzi and has gotten very attached to her and favors her over V despite knowing her for a shorter time (“You always pick her side”). Uzi doesn’t ignore him or treat him like he’s worthless. She actively interacts with him, includes him in conversations and just doesn’t ignore him. But also, she shows she cares about N (like when she doesn’t want him to worry about her, so she gestures that it’s ok if he stays with the other campers while she goes off on her own, even though we see that she is not ok with it and is upset when she goes off on her own. I think N knows too, but reluctantly agrees anyway) unlike V, who has pretended he didn’t exist until recently and won’t give him proper answers. She may care about him, but that hasn’t been obvious to N. It’s why he was so devastated when he “lost” Uzi’s friendship in ep 2. Someone who he enjoys the company off, and who he knows enjoys his company, associates him with the horrors of his previous teammate(?) and treats him like he was part of the problem. That is bound to upset anybody, especially since it no doubts reminds him of how he was treated by his teammates, like he was a burden and dragging the team down (“you are worthless and terrible, and if the company allowed it I would straight up kill you myself”). By the time he reconciles with Uzi in ep 3, he still doesn’t know why V ignored him for the longest time (“V, you kinda suck”), just that she’s hiding something. It’s why he gets so frustrated when V insists on going after Uzi and talking about their “jobs” in ep 4 (“We do our jobs, and that thing leaves us alone”), because once again, V is keeping things from him and won’t tell him why.

TLDR: N is frustrated with V for keeping secrets from him and pretending to not know him, and is frustrated she won’t tell him why or give him a proper answer.

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I should prolly start posting more often ngl-

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