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‘It’s insane’: New viruslike entities found in human gut microbes
Analysis of sequence databases reveals novel circular RNA genomes belonging to “obelisks”
26 Jan. 2024
By Elizabeth Pennisi
As they collect and analyze massive amounts of genetic sequences from plants, animals, and microbes, biologists keep encountering surprises, including some that may challenge the very definition of life. The latest, reported this week in a preprint, is a new kind of viruslike entity that inhabits bacteria dwelling in the human mouth and gut. These “obelisks,” as they’re called by the Stanford University team that unearthed them, have genomes seemingly composed of loops of RNA and sequences belonging to them have been found around the world. Other scientists are delighted by obelisks’ debut. “It’s insane,” says Mark Peifer, a cell and developmental biologist at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. “The more we look, the more crazy things we see.” It’s not yet known whether obelisks affect human health, says Matthew Sullivan, an integrative biologist at Ohio State University, but they could alter the genetic activity of their bacterial hosts, which in turn could affect human genes.
Most people know RNA, or ribonucleic acid, as DNA’s alter ego—ferrying proteinmaking recipes encoded in a DNA-based gene to molecular “kitchens” outside the cell nucleus that string together a protein’s amino acids. But more than 200 viruses, including those that cause flu, Ebola, and COVID-19, bypass DNA, having genomes composed only of RNA. Their genomes include sequences encoding the proteins that make up a viral shell and ribozymes, enzymes that let a virus copy its original RNA once inside a cell. Scientists still debate whether viruses are alive—they can’t replicate independent of a host cell’s molecules—but there are even simpler “creatures.” In the early 20th century, plant pathologists came across viroids, basically an infectious loop of RNA without the typical protein shell of viruses. Viroid genomes don’t encode any proteins at all, it seems. Viroids have drawn a lot of interest because they interact with the genomes of plants, sometimes in devastating ways—they cause stunting and deformation in potatoes, chrysanthemums, and other crops and flowers, for example. Viroids were long thought to be limited to plants, but there’s been some recent evidence of viroidlike circular RNA genomes amid databases of sequences from animals, bacteria, and other life forms. In a new search for undiscovered RNA genomes, Stanford biologist Andrew Fire, his graduate student Ivan Zheludev, and their colleagues developed sophisticated software to analyze existing catalogs of active genes from microbes that live in humans for RNA sequences predicted to form circles—the structure of the genetic material in both viruses and viroids. “I am really impressed by the approach,” says computational biologist Simon Roux of the DOE Joint Genome Institute at Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory, who worked on a 2023 paper that hinted bacteria might contain viroids or similar entities. “The authors were really creative.”
The Stanford search yielded nearly 30,000 predicted RNA circles, each consisting of about 1000 bases and likely representing a distinct obelisk. They were unlikely to be bona fide viruses, the team concluded, because RNA viruses typically have many more bases. But some of the obelisk sequences encoded proteins involved in RNA replication, making them more complex than standard viroids. Like viroids, however, obelisks don’t seem to encode proteins that make up a shell. Roux says further work is needed to see how distinct obelisks are from viroids and other viroidlike particles. Among the human microbial databases examined, obelisk sequences were found in 7% of human gut bacteria and in half the bacteria in the human mouth. And the obelisks in microbes from different parts of the body have distinctive sequences, Fire and colleagues report in their preprint, which was posted on 21 January on bioRxiv. Because obelisks contain genes that are unlike any discovered so far in other organisms, they “comprise a class of diverse RNAs that have colonized, and gone unnoticed in, human, and global microbiomes,” the team writes. (Fire and other co-authors on the preprint declined to comment on their work.) “I think this [work] is one more clear indication that we are still exploring the frontiers of this viral universe,” says Roux, who is also searching for new kinds of viruslike entities and has helped compile a database of more than 15 million relevant sequences. One big question is whether viruses evolved from increasingly complex viroids and obelisks, or emerged first and then degenerated into these simpler structures. “This is one of the most exciting parts of being in this field right now,” Roux says: “We can see the picture of the long-term evolution of viruses on Earth start to slowly emerge.”
#THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL Y'ALL#THESE MIGHT BE ENTIRELY NEW ORGANISMS (if they end up being classified as organisms at all)#personal#obelisk#obelisks#science#biology#microbiology
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Au where obito got a crush on the new guy (sukea) and is just a guy failure abt it.
#obkk#obikaka#obito uchiha#obito x kakashi#kakashi hatake#kakashi x obito#naruto shippuden#rin nohara#team minato#minato namikaze#guy failure obito is so real#Rin just enjoying the show fr#Minato just a proud mother#Kakashi confused asf#Obito: man that Sukea guy is soo cool.. oh shit i think i like like the guy#Kakashi: fucking trips on air#Obito: Tf's up witchu? I'm the one with one eye bakashi#Rin: *in her head* y'all are BOTH blind jfc.#Minato: haha my bb's are growing up so fast
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so we (and by we, i mean the very specific overlap of jews and nerds among whom i make my home) talk a lot about how tolkien's dwarves, in both the books and movies, were likely influenced by certain jewish stereotypes. obsessed with gold/wealth, secretive (especially about their language and religion), refugees from their ancestral home, portrayed with big, sometimes hooked, noses and interesting facial hair, and most specifically: the favourite little meow meows of one particular god, causing them to be shunned and persecuted by other races and creeds. this is likely unintentional, coming from the subconscious of tolkien in the same way orcs were "based on mongols" (ew colonialism) and activating subconscious biases/stereotypes in the people who designed the dwarves for the movies. it's subtext, albeit subtext that influenced the next eighty years of fantasy.
but what i don't see much discussion of is the fact that in terry pratchett's discworld, it's intentional. terry pratchett's dwarves are, more or less, jews.
carrot is a human adopted by dwarves, based on human standards. but within dwarf culture, he IS a dwarf. specifically, he has undergone specific rituals and memorised certain passages, making him LEGALLY a dwarf. this is basically how conversion works in judaism. indeed, as in judaism, it's considered rude to even mention that carrot is six feet tall and obviously wasn't born into the culture he has adopted.
the dwarves also have internal rifts - there are a group of 'orthodox' dwarves who consider the dwarves in ankh-morpork (who have adopted other customs and don't follow traditional roles) not to be dwarves at all, and don't recognise carrot as a dwarf for the same reason. they believe that the way to be a dwarf is to live in an all-dwarf community and follow their traditional rules, while other dwarves believe they need to change with the times and integrate (at least somewhat) with larger society. jewish as fuck.
there's also the interaction of dwarves with gender. when cherie comes out as female (which isn't a recognised gender by dwarvish society) she is ostracised for taking on the feminine roles common to other discworld races. however, she could never THINK of cutting off her beard, because she is still a dwarf. i see parallels with women in judaism taking on roles traditionally considered 'masculine' (e.g., as rabbis, wearing tallit and kippot) and the acceptance of queer people into jewish communities. there's lots of great discussion about cherie as a trans character on tumblr, btw.
finally, something that particularly strikes me is the line from carrot in tfe, where he says that the biggest dwarf city on the disc is ankh-morpork. obviously all diaspora communities can relate, but it's really something to know that new york is the city with the most jews in the world (960k to jerusalem's 570k. btw, 3rd is LA!).
i just love that, again, consciously or unconsciously, pratchett incorporated more positive elements of jewish culture into his portrayal of the dwarves.
#gnu terry pratchett#discworld#jumblr#jewish#judaism#tolkien#dwarves#the hobbit#lord of the rings#the silmarillion#carrot ironfoundersson#cherie littlebottom#cheery littlebottom#the origin of dwarves in tolkien is jewish as fuck#also i love orthodox jews! y'all are so cool!! i hope this post doesn't come off as critical of orthodoxy#not bringing up the conflict between trolls and dwarves in the main post bc... yk... but like. it's there. it's VERY there.#also i do not want shit from people for mentioning jerusalem. it's a fun fact. read my fucking bio and then shout at me.#feels like i'm poking a hornet's nest by jewposting but we shall see#long post
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This is Chromeo. He lets everyone at school slap stickers and doodle on him for clout. Being a rebel is in his programming. He's an eternal teenager, created by a totally-not-mad scientist after the loss of his human son in a tragic accident. He's a bit special and not the most ideal servo model, but we all love him.
#ts4#the sims 4#show us your sims#maxis match#ts4 edit#chromeo#calamity#y'all i cant express how long i spent on this.....#i wanted to add more stickers but the way the textures are set up i could only use a few spots#my fave is the parental advisory sticker and the flames#so fucking cool. what a cool guy#obviously the biggest mcr stan in the universe right here#rest of the family is coming soon#goth occults
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birthday boy 🎂
#river dipping#theodore doe#matthias evanoff#a burning house to live in#echthroi#ts4#ts4 edit#simblr#ts4 screenshots#theo i hope you're having the most insane birthday sex rn i hope it's ******** and ***** and ***'** **** *** **** ***** :)<3#sorry i put off making your birthday edit for so long that i had to pivot and post this edit instead of the one i wanted </3#...very funny how similar this is to that LAST render i posted... well so WHAT!! if i think matthias looming is sexy!!#this is based on a photo that everyone was drawing their ocs as so really it's not MY fault he's back there clinging and being a freak#actually if y'all want this pose lmk... i'll share it but fyi it's only meant to be seen from the waist up and idk how it'd look#on a sim that doesn't have the same muscle mass and like. bulk. that matthias has......................................#just got rock hard after typing that... anyway.#HAPPY BIRTHDAY THEO <333333333 LOVE YOU SO MUCH I PROMISE I'M GONNA KEEP WORKING ON THE //ACTUAL// BIRTHDAY EDIT!! like .#posted abt this on the sideblog but the real edit i have planned for him is making me lose my fucking gourd#and it'll probably take me :))) a few more days to figure out#expect a depressing theo-as-a-teenager edit eventually tho. with writing!! accompanying it!!#matthias's face has changed again btw 😭 i redid it almost immediately after i posted that first render attempt so he looks DIFFERENT!!#i posted screenshots of him in cas just the other day on my other acc and he looks so good in them i might post them here too#oh and!! this edit looks massively different than my last because this screenshot was taken with a new preset i made specifically for#the real birthday edit i'm working on... it's a hallway scene so i figured out depth and density to get this really cool fog effect#i'm really excited for it!! in my head the way it looks makes me crazy but idk if i can pull it off properly. but like i WAS SAYING!!#new preset is sooo sexy after i post this i'll reblog with the before and after to show you how good it looks even w/o any editing#like. the colors....... literally have always wanted a preset like this i'm so glad i spent yesterday fucking around with it#ALSO!! i've been doing those oc/ship dynamic templates for fun recently so i might post a few of them here soon#realize i'm rambling so much in these tags bc i haven't been here in forever kfjnkfjhn ummmmm. let me stop.#EVERYONE WISH THEO HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIGHT NOW 🫵‼
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To say an Aspec person's life is wasted because they lack an interest in [sex/romance/platonic relationships]* is like saying an evergreen tree has wasted its life for refusing to grace its branches with apples
*(respect aros, aces, and aplatonic folk equally or taste my blade)
#gopher rambles#i myself am not asexual aromantic or aplatonic#though im DemiRose i suppose (if thats the term I'm looking for?)#but i love my siblings who ARE#this goes for aroaces. aroallos. alloaces. folks who feel repulsed by these things. folks who engage with them for whatever reasons#ect ect ect#i think youre all cool and the intracommunjty fighting is. well its really fucking stupid. please. i am begging. i am so tired#can we not be allies to one another?#asexual#aromantic#aplatonic#aspec#idk what tags y'all use but oh well
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me speeding to count stock as fast as possible to avoid taking radiation damage from my parents god-awful taste in television
are these Really the ugliest homes in america or is your personality just equivalent to a cheap, wet paper towel. are these Really the ugliest homes in america or do you take your home decor inspiration from psychiatric hospitals and white women on pinterest named Meykaighlahe
just say you hate art and go build your dream unseasoned microwave mashed potato of a house in fucking utah or something oh my gOD
#ms paint#dat me#art#life is paint#IF YOU DONT LIKE IT WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MOVE THERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREAMS#these shows make me homicidal fr#70% of the houses on that stupid fucking show are by majority legitimately so cool and beautiful dude i am losing my mind#''its a historic house but i dont want any of the history or aesthetic that goes with it'' i am going to dropkick you lady. to death.#getting my own place and literally banning the viewing of any HGTV show under my fucking roof#how are there so many old people with such GARBAGE fucking taste in interior design#y'all grew up in the 60s 70s and 80s and learned fucking Nothing ?????????? HELLO ???????????????
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i'm actually really upset at the watcher "fandom"
y'all seem like a lot of fair-weather fans to a group of guys who have consistently put out shows that you love, you've gone to their live shows, you've bought their merch, you've followed them over the years as they've grown and built their own brand
and then when they come out to say "hey, we're proud to announce the next big step for us as creators, producers, talent, and directors," you fucking scream and rail and throw a fit because they are launching a paid service that allows them MUCH more creative control and freedom while also supporting their staff in a more sustainable way???
that's sick and pathological, and i wonder how many of y'all were blogging in support of the wga/sag-aftra strike, because if you were and you're pitching a fit now? check yourself. not fucking cute to say you support those folks and then bitch and moan when your so-called favorite creators take the initiative to support themselves in a way that they feel more confident in.
"but we liked the old content that looked like it was made in a basement and the blue and yellow text and--" okay, did you ever think that maybe?? MAYBE???? the guys wanted to do something better??? if you really supported them, you'd be in support of their creative ambitions, too.
#this is about some cool guys who aren't a-listers okay#i would not be making this argument about anyone other than people who deserve it#so fuck off#i don't give a shit if you're mad at me because i'm not the enemy#youtube is#stop being half-assed 'fans'#if y'all really did care you'd be proud of them for taking on a challenge like this#ughhhhhh#so fucking sick of hearing people bitch#watcher#watcher discourse
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Dick stroking Jason's hair. Always all the time whenever he's in reach. This is pivotal to all jaydick dickjay scenarios and base characterization. In this essay I will...
#jaydick#dickjay#is tagging both the norm?#western fandom doesn't do the top/bottom portmanteaus so much but I see it a lot for this ship#assume every bit of them I post they switch it up like mad#fuck and fucked fuckers the both of them#I have a long essay in my head about the silly top/bottom stuff but I am only willing to open that can of worms in tags apparently#this minor rant not brought on by this fandom btw lol totally diff one!#y'all all seem cool and chill :)
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so dndads live show St Paul! idk how much of this is a spoiler for anyone else going to shows so I'ma cut here!
we had!
- so many gay people in the audience that as I was walking in to the venue I said to my friend damn this is like a pride parade and a bunch of gay people in front of me were like TRUEE
- a live performance of both! dead and gone and rocks rock! it was so incredible. Beth and Will both POPPED OFFF!!!!!! they were so cool oh my god. and Freddie fucking shredded it on the electric guitar it was so sick.
- silly St Paul themed dad facts plus Ron just uhh thinking all manual labor is called a hand job.
- the people royally fucking up the dice roll (not my fault I was in the balcony I cannot be held responsible)
- the people absolutely manifesting the complete improv prompt as the live show topic. and all of the cast going into mourning over it (will fell to his knees on the stage so dramatically it was so funny)
- the cast deciding to do a DND game with their characters! Starring: Will Campos as Henry oak as Mr Chris (later Dr Chris), by the book health inspector! Matt Arnold as Darryl Wilson as Darryl, ex football quarterback now accomplished priest searching to remember all 10 commandments! Beth may as Ron stampler as Nor Relpmats, doctor (the best health inspector of them all)! and Freddie Wong as Glenn Close as Glenn The Closer, weed enjoyer moonlighting as a health inspector relying on his gut! Anthony Burch as Patrick as Patrick the shit (among other characters)!
- the audience not being able to stop being horny when giving suggestions for what their location, bad guy, and theme were gonna be (bdsm dungeon, just a guy from the audience named Patrick, and a 10 commandments dildo)
- an abundance of flashbacks and one single flashforward
- butt spanking competition to get past the second door (it is a bdsm castle ig)
-mr Chris tests to see if the floor has been cleaned recently and thinks it hasn't. Glenn the closers gut says it's fine but Mr Chris says if he tastes some of what's on the ground he'll be able to tell better. Glenn the Closer bites his fingers and Mr Chris is into it.
- Mr Chris finding a dead cockroach on the ground and revives it using CPR and mouth to mouth (Anthony is the cockroach and also when will tried to fake the mouth to mouth yelled DO IT PUSSY so yeah they actually kissed like twice at least) and revived it to ask about the cleanliness of the floor and found it not very.
- none other than paeden bennets on the second level, who Darryl proceeded to obliterate with a holy football. I'm not lying (not before asking how Patrick the DM knew about their friend Paeden who was long dead and us getting a lively npc on npc scene by Anthony of Patrick meeting Paeden and getting punched in the balls and saying "I'll never forget you")
- Test by the health inspectors to see if the blood of paeden would get cleaned up. all of the soots from spirited away came in with little mops to clean it and cleaned all the party. Glenn rolled to see if he's into it and got a 9 but the crowd gave inspiration and he got a 6, which is 69 so he was and wanted to stay there forever with the soots. Henry as Mr Chris used his persuasion to get Glenn the closer to leave the soots by saying that whatever they're doing he could do it better. because apparently they're ex lovers now. (Anthony yelled something about Will wanting to kiss another boy)
- Flashback reveals that they were highschool sweethearts but were going to health inspection schools on opposite sides of the US and were talking about how their relationship would progress from there when Mr Chris' secret lover barges in and informs them that they're pregnant and he's the father! Glenn the Closer gets upset and asks what happened and Mr Chris proceeds to another, extremely graphic, flashback where Ron the doctor commentates the uhhh conceiving of said child. and Glenn is understandably upset at the graphicness of this explanation about being cheated on. They end with bitter words, stating they're now nemesis in health inspection.
- Nor asks Mr Chris how long it's been since he saw his son Patrick. (not since birth lmao)
- they go up to the final level, find Patrick using the commandment dildo, on the 8th one I think, and upon seeing his absent father run in and ask "are ya winning, son!?"gets extremely turned off. he understandably asks what he's doing there after being absent his whole life. Mr Chris explains that he's finally ready to be back in his life, with his husband Glenn the closer, and his newfound belief in Christianity from Darryl the priest who's really good at football.
- Flashforward to Mr Chris and Glenn the Closer living together and apparently "they're bougie enough to have their own priest" so Darryl lives with them too. Nor comes to visit and we see the commandment dildo hanging above the mantle.
and that's that on that.
#this is incomprehensible#i guess thats what you get from improv lmao#it was so fucking funny tho y'all i had such a time#huge shout out to the entire cast for being so cool and coming to my state first#did i drive 4 hours to get to st paul and am i going to have to drive another 4 hours to get back tomorrow#yes#did i spend a lot of money overall on the tickets and the gas#you know what#it just be like that sometimes#dndads#dungeons and daddies#glenn close#darryl wilson#ron stampler#henry oak#glennry i guess???#i mean its also just the age old story of fucking your friends through dnd tho#also shout out to my friend who came with me having not listened to any of dndads besides the animatics ive sent and my rants about the plot#like it truly experienced so much with so little context
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Bartolomeo is actually just me if I actually got to see Zoro stunt on a dude, hit a pretty boy smile and pose like he knows he's hot shit while declaring in his smooth baritone that he will be the world's greatest one day.
I would also 100% not know how to act and would also like his autograph.
#Lol Zoro looking at them and going yo why y'all flying like it's cool I can fight this dude but why y'all flying is so fucking funny#Zoro is just a bully cause why is he bullying Pica. like leave my dude alone it's not his fault his voice is squeaky. 😭#roronoa zoro#zoro#one piece#op#KC watches#dressrosa#donquixote family#bartolomeo#bartolomeo the cannibal#he the strawhat super fan for real#one piece funny#one piece meme#one piece shitpost
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Kaidan Alenko's Armory (LE3): Original, 2.0 and 2.1 release
Kaidan Alenko's Armory (LE3)
Kaidan Alenko Overhaul (LE3)
Kaidan Complexion Tweak/(LE2-3) Bearded Kaidan Mashup
#mass effect#kaidan alenko#mass effect mods#masseffectedit#meedit#gamingedit#dailygaming#dailyvideogames#me armory series#edain's edits#does anyone remember when this released and ppl were thirsting hardcore over kaidan in samara's armor?#(real ones remember)#but y'all should've been thirsting over kaidan in his blood dragon armor#cause that helmet/color is fucking cool#had the day off so was able to hammer this one out
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Important message from a sweaty heifer!!
#it's so fucking hot omg#stay cool y'all#n/sfw#fursona#sona oc#cattleya#chubby girl#my art#fursona oc#cow girl#cow girl hybrid#cow girl oc
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Hi Yuuri I just wanted to say I miss Howell. That’s all I hope you have a good day😊
I do too! There's still a lot about him I want to know and figure out. I was able to delve into him a bit more (and get some much needed closure) with some friends. I don't think he's really a character that I want to do various iterations of in different worlds and campaigns, because it's that specific story of his that I love. If it's removed from that world and story, I'd rather have another shot at a new character.
I was able to salvage a couple of relationships out of the rubble from the entire ordeal surrounding TnD, and I've got no beef with anyone who wasn't literal human trash, so Howell's place in my heart is unscathed in terms of being attached to a really shitty time and situation.
Reflecting on those days, that shit was a nightmare scenario. Obviously my own emotional turmoil pales in comparison to the literal criminal and victim in our midst, don't get that twisted because those most directly impacted by one asshole's actions should be the primary concern. It is a hell of a pill to swallow having something that dear to you go up in flames in such a public and grotesque way.
I don't blame anyone who feels any type of way about how it was handled and the aftermath of it. The truth of it all is, one person's really fucked up actions had widespread effects on a lot of people. The radius of that bomb was no joke.
Howell is very dear to me, and those Sundays were genuinely the favorite day of the week for me over that time. The backlash, anger, resentment, and then emptiness of it all really took its toll, as I'm sure it did on everyone caught in the blast zone.
The bad guy got got in the end, and I'm thankful for the folks who made sure that happened.
That year as a whole was really difficult. That wasn't the only heavy thing I had to work through that year. There was a stretch of six months that were probably the worst of my adult life in terms of interpersonal turmoil. The universe really took a bat to my kneecaps.
Saying ALLLLLLLL of that to say, if I had lost my love for Howell, it would have taken a significant toll on me creatively. I would not so freely share the parts of myself it takes to create the stories and characters I do now. I can pretty confidently say that something like Echoes or Shattered would never happen.
I struggled mightily with BitterSweet Chapter 3 for that reason. It was hard to want to carve out pieces of myself to share with the world, and certainly very difficult to work with anyone else out of fear that their bad actions could rob me of my passion even more.
But I learned a lot, and over that time I also think I was able to show my community how serious situations get handled while I'm at the helm. I hate that me and the team have been on the frontlines of a few really serious community PR nightmares, but I do think we've been able to exhibit an ability to treat things with maturity, respect, and direct action.
So Howell means a lot to me. We've been on two journeys, one fictional, and one real...and boy we've gotten our asses kicked more than a few times.
There is a chance, albeit a small one, that there's a DnD story to be told with Howell and some friends, for the world to partake in. Don't know if it'll happen, but the chances aren't 0%...
#it's okay if y'all literally don't know wtf i'm talking about#just trust that Howell was really cool#and those times were really fucked up#there is a small handful of followers who were around#and i don't know if they even fw me and related folks like that now lol#i haven't really talked about this much publicly so#there's that i suppose
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*jingles pathetically across the courtyard*
holy shit y'all, this was the most extensive set of gposes i've done yet. this took almost an entire week from me getting a room at my fc's crib and transferring all my shit from my apartment to there so i could make the bedroom, gathering/crafting everything for said bedroom, the poses themselves, desperately trying to find a crime for aymeric's earring before i said fuck it and photoshopped it on LMAO, the editing, putting the screenshots into panels since tumblr only allows 30 images per upload and finally typing up the transcript, I AM FINISHED.
all because a friend wrote a snippet about "what if aymeric fantasia'd into a lalafell?" i have not known peace since then 😩 /pos
btw i plan to make an introductory post for gravy sometime, but noT FUCKING TONIGHT PLS IF I HAVE TO OPEN PHOTOSHOP ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA HURL MYSELF INTO THE AETHERIAL SEA
got a doozy of a transcript, find it below the break!
TRANSCRIPT
Panel 1: [ONE PECULIAR DAY WHEN GRAVY ARRIVED BACK HOME IN ISHGARD…]
Panel 4: Gravy Train: Huh, that’s weird…Aymeric always greets me when I come back home. Maybe he got holed up at work again?
Panel 7: <He hasn’t been to work in two days…The hell is goin’ on?>
Panel 10: Gravy Train: Howdy, Eddie. Aymeric home?
Panel 11: Edrant: Ah, welcome home, Lady Gravy. M’lord is currently upstairs in his bedchambers. He specified to let none interrupt him since yestermorn.
Panel 12: Gravy Train: He ain’t want no one to bother him? Is he alright, is he sick??
Panel 13: Gravy Train: Ayms, ya doin’ alright, sugar bear?
Panel 14: <Hmm, no answer. Maybe he’s in the bathroom?>
Panel 16: Gravy Train: The hell, he ain’t in there either??
Panel 17: Gravy Train: Now just where could he’ve gone off to? Surely if it was an emergency he’d’ve let me know somethin’...
Panel 18: Gravy Train: Maybe Estinien’s gotten into some shit that Vrtra couldn’t get him out of and Aymeric went to help? Or Lucia needed him in Garlemald? Naw, Lucia’s got her shit together, Estinien’d be the one who’d fuck around.
Panel 19: Gravy Train: Aight, that bastard better have his linkpearl in or I swear to goD–
Panel 20: ???: Darling, is that you?
Panel 21: Gravy Train: Huh–who in the–?!
Panel 22: Gravy Train: Hollup–Ayms, is that you?
Panel 23: Aymeric: Aye, and I assume by your expression the potion worked?
Panel 25: Gravy Train: Oh my god, yer my size! Holy shit this is so cool!!
Panel 26: Gravy Train: Oh wait, ya got any clothing that’ll fit?
Aymeric: That I do. I may have taken the opportunity to, ahem, borrow some of your clothing and have outfits of similar proportions made for myself.
Gravy Train: Ohhh, I wanna see those fits!
Aymeric: Of course, if you could excuse me for just a moment…
Panel 28: Gravy Train: Ahhhhhh ya look amazin’, honey!
Panel 31: Aymeric: Um, darling, is something amiss–
Panel 33: Gravy Train: I can do this t’ya now, sugar.
#ffxiv#ffxiv gpose#ffxiv screenshots#gpose#gposers#ff14#ff14 gpose#lalafell#aymeric de borel#ffxiv memes#ffxiv shitposting#elezen#warrior of light#ffxiv wol#wolmeric#wolship#handeloup#estinien and vrtra mention#i assume the borel manservant is an old man since he's been with da family 4 generations#no clue wtf his name is so after a single ffxiv male elezen name search i found edrant and was like COOL UR EDDIE NOW#as long and time consuming as these gposes were#i really did enjoy making them!#i originally was just gonna do the bedroom shots at someone's open house#but when i found someone's i thought would fit i got way too nervous to ask if it'd be okay that i encroached on their crib#SO I MADE IT SO MUCH HARDER ON MYSELF AND JUST REDID MY APARTMENT LMAO#but it all works out cause it needed to happen anyways UwU#and now i have two areas that i can gpose in that i made all by myself!!!#PLS SE LET ME GET A FUCKING HOUSE#anyways hope y'all enjoy this long ass set!!!!!!
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Ok do the thousands of Bethyl shippers realize it means they're headcanoning Daryl as a pedophile or
#a 40-something dating a 18yo is weird enough but I'm pretty damn sure she wasn't even 18 yet. And they MET when she was 16.#I'm mad because I wanna draw them. Their season 4 episodes were great. But it was platonic. FAMILIAL.#Daryl was like her cool uncle not her *creepy* uncle ffs#did he *really* treat her any differently than he would the rest of his close family in their situation? Be honest.#a man and a pretty young woman have any kind of chemistry and y'all lose your minds#christ on a stick she called him her chaperone. ''mr dixon''. she was being sarcastic but it's literally true#I know Norman and Emily can be kinda flirty but she's fucking 40. BETH aint!#that dude with the claimers was talking smack about him 'losing some tail' and 'it was one of the young ones wasn't it'#and Daryl was boutta beat his ass for that#and I know it's because he was being a deisrespectful asshole but I like to think it's also because That's Gross Bitch#anyways#I really really hate this ship is what I'm saying#twd#I aint tryna pspsps y'all though so#anti bethyl
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