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thatanonwriter · 3 years ago
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Now that I too live in the basement I decided to write something with the concept of the world itself wanting to pair up Techno and Dream it's so cute- Love Prophecy Anon
Techno was pretty damn aware of what the Server was trying to do, but he wasn't about to fall for it.
He understood that the Server cared for Its Admin, and he even understood why It cared so much.
Of all the worlds he had travelled through on his long adventurous life, he had met only a few Admins, they weren't the most common kind around, but those he had met were a little more, stuck up, perhaps they could be described like that, than your common folk.
Dream was also pretty cocky, and dangerously ambitious, but Techno could very clearly see, that he legitimately cares for his Server, as much as his Server cares for him. It was impressive, or maybe plainly scary, the lengths the Server and Its Admin were willing to go through for each other.
That all being stated, why did the server think it was a good idea to try to pair them up together? Like for real, why.
Techno hadn't ever had to face an issue like this one, it wasn't even like this after his first meeting with Dream.
It had only started after the Server met him.
But back in the duel, when he had snapped Dream's mask in half, and very much apologized afterwards, he didn't mean to pick a war with Dream, or anything.
And he had seen his green eyes, and freckled face, he hadn't exactly been able to forget afterwards, even days and days after the encounter, but it didn't mean anything.
Living life on Dream's Server was different though, the Server didn't even let him try to forget.
"Oh! C'mon. Don't be like this" Dream said, trying to reach up for the rose vine that had appeared out of nowhere, and that gently took his mask away.
Techno tried to look to the other side, but this was the dozen time this had happened, and this only happened when Techno was alone with Dream, and he really didn't want to miss a chance to see Dream's face.
The vine swung back and forth, a mix between a savage snake, and a very excited puppy.
"Are you gonna make me chase you?" Dream asked, and the vine bounced up and down, before slithering away "Oh okay! Ready or not, here I go!" And Dream took off after it immediately.
A trail of delicate flowers growing at his feet. Chasing after him whenever he went, making sure his skin never came into rough contact.
A tree branch approached him, Techno could have sworn he could see the smugness dripping off it.
"What?" Techno asked, unimpressed, or well, hoping the Server would buy the unimpressed face. The branch pointed at Dream's direction "No, Server. I didn't fall head over heels, on account of Dream's pretty face" The branch grew more leaves of vibrant green at that "No. I didn't mea-! Look! He's not ugly, but that's all, okay? That's just a fact, Server. Don't get excited." 
Nonetheless, the Server grew him a beautiful rose, and halfway forced him to take it.
The roses on this Server were the prettiest he had ever seen, they were Dream's favorite, after all.
"I win, Server!"
"You okay up there, bro?" Techno looked up, Dream had his mask back on, and was getting carried around by five different vines.
Dream looked like he could fly, Techno was certain that Dream would trust the Server to catch him from a cliff fall, mostly because the Server would, maybe that was the secret behind the Manhunts.
Besides pure skill, and insane amounts of training, of course.
"We are cool. We are cool" Dream assured him. 
The vines slowly left him on the ground, but as per usual, it dropped him just high enough, that Dream would need to hold onto Techno's chest to stabilize himself.
Dream looked down, at his hands clenching Techno's perfect white dress shirt, and chuckled lightly "Thanks, Techno."
Techno could picture the small smile on Dream's hidden lips so perfectly, and the satisfaction in the Server, time and time again.
He would get teased over the fact that he never moved away, when the Server set Dream to fall on him.
And he didn't but the Server didn't need to rub it on his face.
"Whenever you need it, Dream" Techno placed his hands on Dream's waist, for only a second, and it was to help him stand up, okay.
Dream held his arms to his chest for a second, and then raised them to the back of his neck.
That was trying too hard to look cool "Nerd."
"You are a nerd too! I'm not a nerd!"
"I'm a nerd too, or you aren't one? You gotta pick one, Dream."
"Shut up!"
This had become their usual routine, they would either choose to meet up, in a forest, or a jungle, or somewhere far away from people, or the Server would find a way to force them to.
And if Techno always picked the bait, and came to meet up with Dream every single day, that was his issue.
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There he found him, in the rich shade of a tall, and sturdy tree, a flower bed growing beneath him, and the river's fishes all conglomerating the closest they could, to Dream's side.
The sun shone just right on him, to make him look closer to gold, emeralds, and everything precious, than to human, when the Admin was one with his Server, he was ethereal.
Techno didn't know how long he stood there, simply watching him breathe, he had been mesmerized, and then, the Server placed red roses on top of his head, and that snapped him out of it.
Now, It was just getting cocky.
Because okay, the Server could win some battles, but It wouldn't win the war.
"Hey, Homeless! Wake up" Techno said, squatting down to poke at Dream's forehead.
Dream immediately sat up, looking wildly side to side, Techno couldn't stop the laughter that came out of him, trying to place a hand in front of his mouth, to muffle down the noise.
"You know, we have space, you can stay with us, didn't know your homeless issue was this bad."
"I have a house!" The flowers grew a taller stem, and helped him stand up, sometimes it impressed Techno, how in sync, and used to each other the Server, and Admin were.
Techno wondered if Dream had spent his whole life here, or if he had ever created another server. If he had, Techno was sure it would be just as wonderful as this one.
"Then, why are you sleeping in the wild?" Techno swiftly pointed out.
"Because My Server is comfy!" Dream declared proudly, the flowers became more vibrant at that, and the fishes swam in circles, attaching themselves even closer to him.
"Your Server harassed me into coming here, Dream" And it was true, it wouldn't stop throwing the wood away, that he very much needed for his fireplace, or giving the animals he was trying to haunt to survive off of, more leeway than usual to escape.
He had been trailed, into finding Dream sleeping, and looking peaceful, and resembling an angel, or something divine, and great, now the Server was going to make fun of him for even thinking that.
All the way here from the Antarctic, and Techno hadn't even really minded.
"Server!" Dream looked up, letting his Adam's Apple bop up, and down, morning dew droplets falling off him "You never told me you were a Technoblade Stan." 
The tree Dream was laying against shook his leaves, as if shrugging.
Dream placed his open hand on it. The giggles coming out of him, making his hair fluff around.
"You can't blame the poor Server. There's just no way you could watch my content, and not be a Techno Stan immediately, Dream.
Dream turned to look at him directly "That's true. That's true."
And no Server, he wasn't blushing (He totally was, up to his ears.)
They didn't really have much to do that required each other specifically, but they still stayed together, underneath the beautiful tree shade, just talking, Techno could swear, in all of his immortal life, time had never passed by this quickly. 
The routine of finding each other through random Server situations kept up.
But even though the Server had done everything It could to hold back a lot of rain, so Its Admin and him could meet up more, and because It knew it wasn't the Admin's favorite, mostly because it was difficult to deal with.
At the end, raining a lot was part of Its nature, and it had to.
Techno found Dream in the middle of a jungle.
"Dream!" Techno yelled, through the thundering sound of the storm coming down on them "Can you make it stop raining!? As a Favour."
"I can!" The jungle vines were crawling up Dream's thighs, leaving wet green marks on its wake "But It needs to rain. Server's been holding back for too long!"
"Because nothing bad ever happens in the jungle, in the middle of a storm!"
"You be fine!" 
The wind was strong, and branches were falling around them, the dirt rising up to his eyes, and it was true.
Techno had dealt with way worse in his life, it just would be way more convenient to not have to.
He hoped getting set up with an Admin would help him with that, but apparently not.
Nevertheless, he wasn't actually worried, the Server wouldn't let anything happen to Its Beloved Admin, first Server Deletion, or Reset, before that.
The wind blew stronger this time, pushing him towards Dream. Even like this It didn't miss a chance.
Dream grabbed Techno's wrist, and stabilized him for the next wind current.
The vines held stronger onto his legs, making sure he wouldn't leave land, making red marks on him.
The Server would be very apologetic for it later.
"Its calming down now" Techno could finally speak, without having to completely yell first "We gotta go, Dream."
Techno held Dream's wrist back, and the vines finally let go of Dream's legs, but the moment he stepped forward.
"Meow... Meow!" A pitiful meowing started, and Techno knew there was no way they were leaving, without that cat in perfect condition.
Techno had seen how Dream got with animals, he had introduced him to the Hound Army, and Dream had memorized all of their names immediately, had seen Dream dancing with dolphins, and helping the crows out.
It warmed his heart, that soft spot they both shared, but it was because he loved the animals, not Dream, or so he would tell whatever animal trailed after them.
Looking at him with wide knowing eyes, after he spent too long looking at Dream, and his careful hands tending to a hurt animal in the wild.
"I'll be right there, buddy! Don't worry" Dream yelled, and immediately began climbing up, to the highest tree branch.
Techno knew Dream was the most skilled parkour nerd, he would probably ever meet, that didn't stop him from worrying though.
He stood right underneath where Dream was crawling to get to the cat, him and the Server with their arms wide open, in case Dream took an unlucky step today.
But Dream was Dream, and he rapidly got to the cat, he hugged the poor little thing to his chest, as it meowed in distress.
Dream was soaking wet too, but it was better for the cat to be covered than not.
He secured him inside his hoodie, and cradled him with both arms close.
"I can't let go of him!" Dream shouted, standing on the edge of the tree, usually he would just jump down, but he wasn't about to do that with the tiny animal.
The storm was threatening to pick up again.
"Jump. I'll-" Techno said, extending his arms, and seeing the vines beside him slither up as well "We catch you, Dream."
"You promise?" Dream looked up at the clouds, and then back down, to the shivering cat cradling his chest.
"I promise" Techno said back, complete security in his tone, Dream could always count on him.
They were always on each other's corner.
"Okay!" Dream held the cat, making sure he was protected in his arms, and jumped off.
With his eyes closed, he felt himself make contact against Techno's arms, feeling the warmth of his chest, Techno's chin resting on top of his head.
Dream was about to become lost in the feeling, when a thunder fell near them.
"We really gotta go" Techno placed them back on the ground, trying to look to the side.
And they bolted the hell out of there.
When they finally arrived to Techno's Snow Cabin, Dream could barely breathe from the strain, but the cat was mostly fine, and that's what mattered.
They were all soaking wet, and with dirty rain dripping off them, but finally somewhere warm, that wouldn't be taken down by the wind.
The storms were even worse on the Antarctic, but they could take it.
Dream let the cat rest near the fireplace.
"I'm sure we are gonna need a clothes change" Techno said, looking with done-with-the-world eyes, at both of their ruined clothes.
"If you have any, I'll take it."
"Sure."
Techno went up to his room, changed his clothes, and got Dream some of his own, but in retrospect, he should have thought more about it, because looking at Dream.
Really looking at Dream, right now, how Techno's clothes swarmed him, way too big on him.
Looking at Dream, wearing his own clothes.
It did something to him.
"Techno? Are you okay? Did you get sick?" Dream approached him, the huge red cape, hugging him perfectly. 
Techno's red cape.
"Ye-Yeah!" Techno couldn't even step back when Dream stood up on his tiptoes, and placed his hand on Techno's forehead.
"Yeah. You are really warm. I can make some medicine" Dream was about to go to his kitchen.
Techno grabbed his wrist, and held him closer, he wanted to keep looking.
"No, I'm okay. Netherborne doesn't get sick" Techno stated, the most confident smile he could make on, hoping his voice didn't tremble too much. 
No way he was going to simp this hard now.
"Oh Netherborne doesn't get sick" Dream said, an incredulous tone of voice, but he did actually stop "Okay then, Technoblade Never Dies and Never Gets Sick."
"That's right, baby!" 
Dream knew it was meant to be a show off, and not a term of endearment of any sort, but he still felt a jolt at it, his face getting warm.
"It's cold here" He said, trying to distract himself, and immediately the flames of Techno's chimney warmed up, a thousand times hotter than ever before "Thanks, Server."
"So you can do that. Why didn't you tell me before?" So the Server wanted him with Its Admin, but wasn't even willing to give him extra perks for it.
The fire shone really bright yellow a moment, as if to mock him, and then went back to orange, and reds.
Dream wheezed a little, which then broke into a yawn "Hadn't even realized how tired I am" He said, abstendmindly.
"Wanna sleep here?" Techno really needed to start thinking before he spoke "I mean- For the night! It's a blizzard out there, and you are homeless so... It's humanitarian aid, really."
Techno was expecting the usual I'm not homeless from Dream, but instead, Dream was looking at the floor, seemingly even more embarrassed than Techno himself, which was to say a lot.
He was from the Nether, he wasn't supposed to be this susceptible to heat.
"Can I... Really stay here?" His Server wasn't in conditions to shield him from the storm, right now.
Dream was expecting another joke but instead, Techno placed his hand gently on Dream's shoulder, squishing it with a reassuring smile 
"Yeah, Dream. I told you, you can stay here, if you need it. And right now, you need it."
"Thanks, Tech" Dream removed one half of his mask, to smile back, Techno wasn't used to feeling this victorious anymore.
"Nah, no need... But-" And here came the issue.
"But?"
"Theresonlyonebed."
"What!?" 
"Yeah, we don't have that much space here" Techno said, with a hand on the back of his neck.
Dream looked outside, and at the fire, and at Techno, and at his heart, that wouldn't stop beating, at the speed of a train without brakes.
"I can sleep on the ground!"
"Hey, I offered, you should take the bed" Because Technoblade was murderer of millions, but also a man with manners.
"No, it's your bed-" Dream's babbling was interrupted, by the ceiling cracking "Hey! Don't tell me to shut up, Server!" The ceiling, and floor cracked this time "In the same bed! No! Techno wouldn't-"
"Uhm" Techno said, looking awkwardly to the side, the cat meowing at him, as if to tell him to go on "I can take it, only if you are comfortable with it, obviously."
"A-!" Dream looked directly at him, as if in complete disbelief "I'm okay with it too" Techno would have laughed at Dream's voice crack, if he wasn't so freaking nervous.
"Cool" He didn't mean to come off as cutting, but he was currently dying inside.
And so, the most nerve filled, escalation to his room ever begun, with Dream quietly walking behind him.
They got on the bed, Dream besides the wall, pinned down between the house on his Server, and Techno. 
They were facing each other.
The cape was still on him, it was so warm.
And against all odds, Dream was actually tired enough that the moment his head touched the pillow, he fell asleep.
His heart had been beating like crazy, and his mind was creating too many fake scenarios about Techno and him, but he hadn't slept in days, and the Server had really gone out Its way to force him to sleep.
To find him a house to call home beyond It.
Techno looked at Dream's sleeping form, and for the first time, he could understand what Waterloo had been all about.
Techno readjusted his cape, tighter around Dream's body, holding him closer to his chest.
As he did, he couldn't tell the difference between his own heart, and face heating up, and the Server warming up his house for them.
PROPHECY DHSJSKSJJSJDKAKDJAKDJKASKDJJDD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED ANSWERING MY EXAMS THIS DAY AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
thank you! this is everything i couldʼve asked for *SOBBING* and please, the server is such *chefʼs kiss* a matchmaker/cupid. and of course, iʼm with server. iʼll probably do the same if iʼm aslo one. AND THE FACT THAT TECHNO KNOWS ABOUT IT AND DREAM DOESNʼT?? I WOULD LIVE FOR IT
this is too precious to me *sobs* you even added the “thereʼs only one bed” ordeal and itʼs HDKAHSJAKDUAJJDJAJSJDJAJDJDJD
thank you, prophecy, really *cries on the ground*
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huffy-the-bicycle-slayer · 3 years ago
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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?
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i-can-bench-220 · 3 years ago
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this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip
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puffins-and-bears · 3 years ago
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thatscreamingrat · 3 years ago
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my current project is going strong so far
follow it on twt
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batfamfucker · 3 years ago
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We don't appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.
Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don't.
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lily-frog · 3 years ago
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goodnight :)
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wrender · 3 years ago
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peasunflower · 3 years ago
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I'm in love with involuntary validation of a relationship. My best friend saying "our spot", my brother saying "our cookie recipe" or my mum saying "our song". Like YES I LOVE YOU TOO. I'm so soft for it.
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rhymingwithpurple · 3 years ago
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this post was about a niche saw au and if you reblogged it you're stupid
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virtualplushy · 3 years ago
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i love small joys so much!!!! yes i love my coffee in my favorite mug!!! i love the sun spilling in the window!!! i love the wind on my face!!! i love my blanket over my lap!!! i love the clouds in the sky!!!! i am seeking joy in every moment!!!!
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whimsyprinx · 3 years ago
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,,, this certainly was a choice is all I’m saying
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theheartneverliez · 3 years ago
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B Dylan Hollis greatest one liners warning NFSW
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marbirds · 3 years ago
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peace and love on planet earth
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dykerory · 3 years ago
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sorry but there's simply not a malewife on the level of joel hammond from santa clarita diet. his wife turned into an undead flesh eating monster and he was like sweetie of course i will find people for you to kill and eat. i love you so much. i'm going to go have a panic attack.
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nothorses · 3 years ago
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the trans male experience is being afraid that if you wash your hands in a public men's restroom you will be clocked
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