#THIS IS AHTE CRIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

thekinkyleopard · 9 months ago

Text

Prey

A Remi x Levi SnzFic

⚠️Content Warning⚠️

Snz, Force Induce, Primal Play, Smut, Slight CNC

Description: This fic is inspired by this post but with a SnzFet twist 🤭

A/N: Hey guys 😅 Been some time, I’ve been lurking but have been in such a crazy position in my life between housing trying to get a place to live across the country that I’ve had no motivation to write. However, yesterday, I was inspired to get some RemixLevi in and then today, Geez presented me with this amazing prompt that I had to get cracking! 😍 enjoy! As always @aller-geez owns Remi and did the cover art!

———————

Bright emerald eyes peaked open as the morning sun hit his face through the blinds, immediately his hands started to search for the cat that usually resided in his bed. Nothing. This caused his half closed orbs to open wide, he sat up searching his bed for the lover he enjoyed holding close, but still came up empty when he realized that Levi, must have gotten up early. Remi huffed through his nostrils, what gives? He lived for their morning snuggles that usually led to a passionate session of sex to start their day. “The fuck is my leopard…?” he uttered through a deep sleepy tone, rubbing his eyes and pushing back his messy black strands.

Unbeknownst to the cat, who was happily organizing his shed in the backyard of their property, his boyfriend had woken up without him. This morning, the leopard had been struck with a sudden urge to get his life together, as his ADHD often did on random days throughout the week. As he hummed a soft tune to himself, he continued to pull things out of their places on his hand crafted wooden shelves and started to create labels, replacing items where they would essentially belong. All was going well, he was deep in his hyperfocus he didn’t notice the looming, darkened aura that was suddenly presenting itself within his space. Remi, opening the door to his shed slowly, as he sought out the source of his boyfriend’s absence. “You weren’t in bed,” was all the cat heard from a deepened tone that almost sounded threatening had he not known the source. Levi slightly jumped at the sudden sound of his frustrated partner, turning to greet him with a brightened, toothy grin.

“Oh! Sorry about that love! I was struck with inspiration and wanted to get some things done so I-…” yet in the middle of his explanation he was cut off by a single raised index finger from the other.

“Aht…We had an agreement…When one of us wakes up, the other is to alert the other, and then our morning routine proceeds, I feel a punishment is in order for this lapse in our promise,” the wolf’s eyes almost glared his mate down, leaving Levi to feel particularly small in the presence of the man.

“Oooohkay… I get it, I hear you, I’m terribly sorry honey, You just…you know me,” he scratched the back of his neck nervously, avoiding eye contact with a gently dusted blush across his face. “Once I get the will to do something….It’s gotta be done ASA-…” cut off again by the wolf raising his hand in a full open palm, a motion to silence his sheepish boyfriend currently trying to explain away his crimes.

“Nope, your punishment comes at dusk, I will save my pent up aggression, and disappointment in your decisions to deal with you later,” he licked his lips in a primal way, staring Levi down as if he were nothing more than a piece of meat. “Do what you must during the hours of day, but tonight, you will learn,” and like that, the wolf turned his back and made his exit. Levi stood there, goosebumps rising across his porcelain flesh. What was to come at dusk? Why was Remi SO intense about this situation? It was but a simple mistake, right? What was actually in store for him later once the day had come to a close? He wasn’t sure, but something about the wolf’s aura today, was definitely causing the cat a surge of nervousness and slight anxiety. He took a deep breath, centering himself by feeling the cool wood under his shoeless feet.

“It’s fine, Levi, what could possibly happen? It’s not like Remi is known to be an unreasonable man when it comes to you, it’ll be fine, just get what you need done, and we’ll sort this whole thing out later! I’m sure once Rem has his morning coffee, breakfast and daily tasks handled, he will probably feel differently and we’ll talk this whole thing out!” he rested his chin between the space of his index and thumb, nodding confidently, more or less talking himself out of the anxiety of ‘what ifs’ “Yeah! It’ll be fine!”

Little did Levi know, the punishment that awaited him at dusk was not what he would be anticipating. The assumption of a simple conversation, would be off the table for the little cat. As the day went on, his anxiety grew like a storm cloud on the horizon. Deep within him, his body knew the truth that there was going to be more than words exchanged and this ruminated within his constant thoughts, all day. Remi's words lingering in his mind, casting a shadow over even the most mundane tasks.

When evening fell and the sky turned a dusky shade of purple, Levi found himself standing in front of their bedroom door, heart pounding in his chest. He hesitated for a moment before finally mustering the courage to enter.

Remi was sitting on the edge of the bed, a small smile playing on his lips as he held out a hand to his nervous partner.

"Come here, Kitten," Remi's voice was softer now, devoid of the earlier intensity. Levi cautiously approached, unsure of what to expect. As he stood before Remi, the wolf's expression softened even more as his partner approached. ‘Okay, maybe, I was right, all is forgiven and we will just have a light conversation and maybe some cuddles to forgive my transgressions of this morning….right?’ the cat thought innocently to himself. Yet, the moment he was within arms reach of the wolf, the man grabbed his wrist and pulled him down to eye level.

The second he had entered the room, the leopard had noted the wolf was hiding a hand behind his back, out of direct view to the other, which he had clocked as suspicious but maybe just his position alone was, natural? No…Remi was hiding something now that he was gripped under the other’s strong hand. In a low, whispered voice the larger spoke.

“Now, as the sun sets low in the sky, as promised, your punishment,” Levi swallowed hard, an audible ‘gulp’ echoed around the two. Shit. Remi pulled out from behind him a container, one the cat knew all too well. Chhinkni.

“Wait…baby…Please…I swear it wasn’t on purpose, we can talk about this…” the leopard started to sweat nervously and the wolf could only let out a low, almost devious, chuckle that immediately had the other worried even further.

“Oh, Kitten, words will not get you out of this situation, now, you can be a good boy, and take your punishment….or I will force it on you,” his emerald eyes darkened, narrowing on the other’s reddened face. A choice was being presented to him, and he wasn’t exactly confident which one he would make. Was there still a chance he could talk the wolf off the ledge? Maybe?

“Bu-But baby…I didn’t mean to-…” cut off, the wolf popped open the container and with a movement quicker than lightening, brought it up to the leopard’s sensitive nose. Immediately, the powder wafted upward into the canal of his sniffer causing the cat to hitch, and struggle, his baby blues watering at the sudden existence of the powerful substance.

“Regardless, a rule was broken,” Remi responded, pushing the container up closer, making sure the damage was setting in. “And once you start your fit, you’re going to run out of this house, and I’m going to chase you through the woods of our property, you hear me? And once I catch you, which we both know, I will, I’m going to make you regret leaving me here this morning without my release,” the wolf hissed, his tone thick with warning. Levi's body trembled as he took in the gravity of the situation, his nose already starting to scrunch and fight against the inevitable doom. He had never experienced anything quite like this before, and he couldn't shake the feeling that his life was about to change in ways he couldn't begin to fathom.

The cat tried to formulate a coherent response, but all that came out was a pathetic whimper as tears began to trickle down his cheeks with the intensity of the chhinkni working it’s way through his sinuses. Remi smirked, pleased with his chosen method of punishment. "That's right, Kitten. You're going to regret your actions today," he growled, his eyes glinting dangerously.

And with that, Remi released the cat’s wrist, awaiting the game to start. Levi inhaled through his slightly opened mouth, trying to fight against it, but finding his efforts futile as eventually the moment he was trying to avoid, poured out of him like an broken faucet. “H-H-…HUH’TSCCHHIEW!” a mist of spittle flying forward and decorating the wolf’s face in front of him, he blushed further, his freckled cheeks a bright vermillion as he realized he had been so entirely wrong about being about to talk himself out of his solidified punishment.

“Run,” the wolf spoke seriously, his voice deeper, more primal than it had been even previously with his warning speech. The cat trembled as he fought to find a coherent thought and action to follow.

“B-Bu-Hah—’ESSHHh’uH!” yet with the wolf boring daggers into his soul, he knew if he didn’t follow instruction, things would only get worse, so just like that, the cat began to flee. Heart pounding wildly in his chest, Levi darted out of the bedroom and into the woods beyond their house. The chhinkni had taken effect quickly, flooding his body with a surge of adrenaline, an itching, throbbing and leaking nose, making it even more difficult for him to think clearly.

As he raced through the dense forest, Levi's senses were on high alert - every twig snap, every rustle in the foliage could signal the wolf's approach. The surroundings blurred into a haze as he tried to keep his bearings while dealing with the effects of the drug. “Eh’ScchH'‘iue!” cursing himself with every sneeze, knowing it would only make him easier to locate. He couldn’t stop though, any lapse in distance would only mean being caught up sooner rather than later. The leopard sliding the back of his hand against his dripping, irritated nostrils as they reddened and twitched against the horrendous attack of Chhinkni. “H’ptschu!” They continued pouring out of him relentlessly whilst his feet moved against the floor of the forest.

Remi, finally getting up to follow after, stood on their porch outside, focusing all his concentration on locating his fit afflicted mate, grinning brightly, sharpened white pearls reflecting in the light of the moon that was up in a full phase to shine down upon them. “Oooh, little Kitten, I’m going to find you,” The wolf's voice cut through the night like a blade, as he began his chase, following closely to the other’s scent and sounds.

Levi could feel his heart pounding in his chest, the fear and excitement mixing together in a dizzying whirlwind of emotions. His mind raced with thoughts of escape, but deep down, he knew that his punishment was inevitable. The effects of the chhinkni only added to his desperation, making it even harder to focus on finding a way out.

Branches scratched at his bare arms as he was only in a tank and some shorts, leaving his flesh vulnerable to the elements. Yet, as he pushed himself to go faster, his breaths came out in ragged gasps while he tried to put as much distance between himself and the wolf as possible. Every sound seemed amplified in the silence of the night, each snip and crunch of the sticks that littered the ground or the rustle of leaves echoing like thunder in his ears. The subtle hicks and hitches as his body fought against the assault of allergen taking him hostage through every rushed breath. “Hh-Hih’eeshiew!" ‘tshIEW!” he sprayed around himself, his head head congested with the powder that was controlling his ability to process.

Tears streamed down his reddened blue eyes, his cheeks flushed, his mouth slick from the sneezes that racked him through the night chase. He tried to see best he could through the glaze in his vision as his legs carried him through the trees. “Where do I go? Where do I go??” he panicked searching through for a path that could lead him to a hide away, just long enough to get his sense together, but his brain was scrambled, and with it being now much darker out than when he started his run, it was impossible to remember the location of where he was even at, despite knowing his property so well.

Every fiber of his being screamed at him to keep moving, to push past the burning in his muscles and the relentless attack upon his sinuses, his nose dripping with anticipation for another oncoming explosion. Levi could feel the wolf's presence looming closer, a dark shadow in the night that seemed to be gaining ground with every passing second. Panic clawed at his chest, threatening to overwhelm him entirely. “H’ETShhIEW!” another sneeze tore through his throat, with no time to tend to himself or stop, the fine cloud of saliva that expelled from his lips had no where to go but right back into his blushing cheeks, painting the leopard’s face in a cool, wet mist.

Just as he thought he couldn't run any farther, his foot caught on a root hidden beneath the undergrowth, sending him sprawling onto the forest floor with a sharp yelp. Pain shot through his body from the impact, dirt smearing over his freckled exposed skin, but adrenaline pushed him back up to his feet before he could fully register it. He stumbled forward, cursing his clumsiness as he tried to regain his bearings in the darkness.

A distant howl pierced the night air, freezing Levi in his tracks. The sound sent shivers down his spine, a chilling reminder of just how close Remi was behind him. Intimidatingly close, it mattered not how much he ran, the wolf was much faster than he. With a renewed surge of fear and determination, the leopard pushed himself even harder, his heart thudding in his chest like a war drum. He could feel the wolf's presence closing in on him, the anticipation of capture heavy in the air. Each inhale burned his nostrils with the cruel reminder of his vulnerability, the chhinkni paralyzing him with its effects.

Levi pushed through the pain and anxiety of it all, his mind racing for a plan, a way to outsmart his pursuer. His feet carried him over fallen logs and weaving through thick foliage, his breath ragged and desperate. The moon hung low in the sky, casting eerie shadows that seemed to reach out for him with clawed fingers.

Just as he thought he couldn't go on any longer, an idea sparked in Levi's mind. With a sudden burst of energy fueled by desperation, he made a sharp turn and veered off the path, ducking behind a cluster of bushes. He crouched low, trying to control his labored breathing as he listened for his mate’s loud foot steps, but he couldn’t. Not with the sound of his struggling breath, yet as he could smell the canine getting closer, he clapped his hands over his open maw. He could feel it, another, it was getting imminent, there was no escape. His nose tickled, his throat itched, his eyes pooled with liquid and he tried, oh he tried, but there was just no fighting against it. He sneezed. “H—GNXKT!” He tried to stifle them, but with the exertion of running for so long and so far, the effort was more or less at low capacity and it fought him back. “—HAh’ESSHHH’uh!” It echoed loudly around him, leaving him vulnerable for the wolf to know his exact location. Should he run? Should he risk it??

The time for decisions was too late because the brush pulled open and there he was, Remington. The man chasing him was barely even broken out in a sweat as he leered over the cowering, afflicted leopard. Levi’s body trembled, his tearful orbs slowly met the other’s animalistic gaze.

“Caught’cha,” the wolf’s mouth pulled up into a deviously malicious half toothy grin. The cat’s body shuddered.

“W-wait…I-!!” but before he could make any further demands, or rather, pleas, the man reached down to grab him around the throat and pulled him up to his feet. In a quick swish he pushed the leopard up against a tree by the flush of his chest, cheek pressed up against the trunk. “R-Rem!” he tried to protest but the man only chuckled darkly.

“You can’t tell me you didn’t see this part coming my little Kitten…Especially since I’ve been so pent up all day…” he hissed behind the other’s ear, his fingers gripping the sides of the other’s throat while his free hand moved to push the fabric of Levi’s shorts down past his ass. “You’re mine now,” he nipped at the flesh of the leopard’s ear, pulling his rock hard length out from behind it’s restraints.

“R-Re…Hnn..H-…He’ETShhIEW!” unable to fight between the wolf’s hunger and the powder still rummaging through his nasal passage. His sneeze ghosted through the forest air, and the man behind him watched as the mist fell to the leaves below, he licked his lips.

Levi couldn't help but tremble at the lust induced ferocity in Rem's demeanor, his heart beating faster, and he knew that his pleas were as good as whispered. The raven haired man could hear them clearly, and Levi could feel the power of his dominance pressing down on him like a heavy weight.

As Rem spit on his own free palm and quickly adjusted himself, Levi could only whimper in response to the man's actions. His attempts at resistance seemed futile, his sneezes only made him more vulnerable and the other more hungry. He could feel the larger's hot breath on his ear, and every time he blinked, he could see Remi's eyes darkening with desire in the moonlight from the side view of his current position. Levi's heart pounded against his chest, pumping adrenaline throughout his body. ”You’re mine now, Kitten,” he growled between a clenched jaw.

"I-…Please…" Levi whispered softly in return a gentle sniffle to follow “SndDf.." Remington smirked, liking the sound of his vulnerable chatter. He gripped his neck tighter, pulling him closer to his body, feeling his hardness pressed against the leopard's awaiting hole. "That's what I like to hear," he murmured, his voice low and thick with lust as he pushed himself forward, entering the tip with a fake resolve of going slowly before shoveling himself the rest of the way in with impatience.

He brought his free hand around and up the front of Levi's chest, feeling the rapid throb of his heart through the other’s warm skin. He could feel the heat radiating from the leopard's body, a testament to his arousal and fear. Feeling the cat struggling to withhold another sneeze as if it would break the current tension "Don’t stop on my behalf," he snickered deeply while his hips began to snap at a furious pace, his voice a low growl that sent shivers down Levi's spine.

The smaller of the two struggled to speak through his ragged breaths, his body infiltrated by his mate’s roughened thrusts and throbbing cock, he gasped sharply which only invited the explosion he was holding back, out. “H’PtsCHU! h’TSCHHiiew!” they sprayed past his wet lips, watering blue eyes rolling back as he released Remi’s favorite symphony of sounds, strangled whimpers underneath expressive sneezes.

Remi's grip tightened, his breath hitching as he felt Levi's body react to his invasion. The leopard was his, every twitch, every gasp was brilliant music to his ears. He pressed closer, his hips continued their frenzied rhythm, the sound of flesh slapping against flesh echoed in the quiet forest night. "That's it, my sweet little prey," he grunted, his own breath rugged, "Let it all out,”

As Levi sneezed again, with a struggling force “HET’Shhh’eu!” Remi felt himself start to lose control. He was so close already, but refused to give in now, he could feel the electricity coursing through him as he thrust into the leopard. "I'm gonna fuck you senseless," he snarled lowly in Levi's ear. "You're mine…every part of you belongs to me,”

At this, Levi seemed to break, his body convulsing around Remi as he sneezed and moaned behind his lover’s roughened actions. “H-Hah! H-Hngg…h-H’ETShhHiEW!” His sneezing echoed through the forest like cries of surrender, each one a testament to Remi's dominance and control over him. Levi could feel his mate's animalistic lust coursing through him, tangling with his own sickened desire of enjoyment. The leopard's body shook with each deep thrust, each ragged breath drawing him closer to the edge.

"Remington...please," Levi panted between gasps, his voice shaking as he resigned himself to his mate's control. "You...you own me," The thought sent a wave of pleasure rippling through his loins, filling him with a newfound vulnerability and heightening his arousal.

Remi's grip on Levi's neck tightened in response, their bodies now moving as one, their hearts throbbing in unison. "Who owns you?" he growled into the other's ear, his hips never ceasing their rhythm. “Who?!” his voice snapping through the sounds of their mingling bodies.

"You, Remington," Levi cried out, his voice shaking with the intensity of his emotions. The cat’s teary eyes met Remington's in the moonlight, a mix of lust and desperation shining in their depths as he panted, "You do...you own me. Take me...please," He whimpered softly, nearly sobbing as he felt the passion and intensity that raged between them.

The wolf’s body shuddered at the sight, his mind hazy with carnal lust but his heart clear as he could feel Levi's surrender. "You're mine," he murmured hoarsely before sealing it with a heated, sloppy kiss, their tongues tangling in the passionate exchange. His thrusts getting harder, now desperate to claim the cat fully. "I own you," he hissed, pulling away from the other’s mouth, before biting down on the smaller's neck, drawing a mingling of blood and arousal from the wound.

Levi cried out, his hips pushing back to meet each thrust, the forest was silent except for their heavy breathing and the sounds of their bodies connecting. The smaller struggled to keep up, feeling as if he was being dragged into the abyss of Remington's desire. His sneezes continued to come out in shaky bursts, sounding more like a broken whisper than a powerful snort. “hUh’Tsschhiiew! hhhiH’esshiew!” Only further egging the wolf on as he craved to hear the sounds of his leopard’s suffering, watching mistrals of spit cast off beside them.

Remington continued his relentless pace, each thrust deeper and more brutal than the last. The feeling of being consumed by Levi's surrender drove him wild with passion, getting lost in the way the cat’s passage squeezed and pulsated around his plunging length. “Master is going to cum inside that tight little hole of yours…” the leopard whimpered, his body trembling as his mate's words echoed through the night around them. He could feel Remington's strengthening grip tighten and the powerful snap of his hips quicken, which were driving him to the brink. He could only surrender to his mate's control, feeling the building tension which could only mean - he was about to be claimed fully.

"H-Hh-ih’Eeshiew!!" Levi sneezed again, his body jerking violently while his nose dripped and his mouth hung open, his frame twitching against the other’s hold. The leopard's sneezes had always been a part of their little game, a vulnerable yet powerful tool that seemed to drive Remington wild with desire. And now, with each sneeze and whimper, he felt himself slipping away into the haze of pleasure and passion that enveloped them both. “h-H’ETShhiEuw...” watching the last cloud of spray hit the air underneath the shine of moonlight, was enough for the large man.

Their bodies crashed together as Remi’s release finally came, his thrusts becoming erratic and ragged, each one sending a burst of his seed deep into Levi's waiting warmth. A deep, primal growl escaped him as he felt the cat's body tremble around him, his own pleasure heightened by the sounds of the cat’s sneezing and whimpering.

"That's it...let me in," Rem pleaded through gritted teeth, his grip never loosening on Levi's neck. His thrusts became rougher, more unforgiving as he continued to claim ownership over the smaller being. "You're mine," he growled in between each word, feeling an overwhelming sense of possession take over him. "M-I-N-E!” Levi couldn't deny the powerful presence that was now a part of him, enveloping him fully. “Say it!” the man practically spat behind his lust-fueled manner.

Levi's trembling voice filled the night air as he echoed Remington's command, "I... am...yours..." The sounds of their bodies continued to meld together as the wolf made sure to completely empty himself within his mate, their breathing shallow and labored, each movement a testament to the intensity of their shared pleasure.

Remi's eyes scanned Levi's face, looking for any sign of resistance, but what he saw only served to further fuel his passion. He pulled back slightly, his gaze never leaving the smaller being's face as he slowly began to withdraw from Levi's body. His heart pounded in his chest while he watched his seed leak from the leopard, a tangible reminder of what had just transpired.

Levi's eyes followed Remington's every movement, swallowing thickly as his throat still bore the marks of the wolf's hand print. He felt a strange sense of euphoria wash over him before the larger turned him back around, gripping his chin and pulling him in for a rather loving kiss. “Good boy,” he spoke breathlessly against the other’s lips. “Did we learn our lesson?”

The cat's glossy eyes met Remington's, his blue eyed gaze revealing a mix of vulnerability and submissiveness. The weight of the powder finally lifting off him as it had passed through his body. A small nod was all he could manage, feeling the power of his surrender consume him. "Y-Yes, Master," he whispered, a quiver evident in his voice.

Remington smiled softly at the smaller being, tracing a finger down Levi's cheek. The cat just slightly flinched at the touch but didn't pull away, their shared breaths mingling as they stood still amidst the forest night. "Good," he replied in a low growl, pulling Levi closer. "Now we can go home, and hopefully, tomorrow when we wake, you remember your role,"

The leopard let out a shaky sigh, feeling the end of their exchange settle upon him. It was true; he would not forget to keep his promise from here on out, but maybe, every now and then, he could play with fire, and be reduced back, to prey.

The End

A/N: okay I popped off with this one 😅🤤🤤🤤 I hope you guys enjoy this as much as I did writing it cause BOY OH BOY….do I need a cold shower 😅

18 notes · View notes

glueandmorphemes · 2 months ago

Text

i'm not currently keeping up with the season bc exams but i saw this on pinterest and actually WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CRIME AGAINST SOCIETY

I AM APPALLED I AM DISGUSTING I FEEL VIOLATED I ALSO DONT HAVE THE WORDS FOR HOW MUCH I AHTE THIS I HATE IT SO MUCH

what is this

waht is this ugly ugly ugly disgusting shit

who thought of this i need to get them fired immedately

someone explain why and also why

#f1 #f1 2025 #scuderia ferrari #scuderia ferrari livery #scuderia ferrari (derogatory)#i love that that's a tag #bc yes #derogatory indeed

3 notes · View notes

lolliane · 1 month ago

Note

my dad drinks coke 24/7... hes gonna die for so kuch coffeine and i knowo ithehe<3

im trying todraw. I ahte it imgonna explode

yeah ur dads gonna become a zombie made of soda soon. rip.

drawing is a war crime sometimes ngl. Try to doodle something ugly on purpose so you dont feel bad about it. Thats what i do anyway. Send it if you want, too!!!

#max has mail #pangis wet cat

1 note · View note

qubixo1 · 2 months ago

Text

Chris Brown is constructed in Manchester in relation to the attack of 2023 attacks

Chris Brown He visited England this week in advance ‘Brezy Bowl’ Trip to European Eury The next month, and now, she sets under the bars. According to a fixed report The sun, review is built in Manchester in connection with the emergency crime in MacCub. Meanwhile, he and his team did not answer the article, but here are many details. Related: AHT! AHT! Chris Brown warns that wear Borezy Bowl’s…

0 notes

tvrundownusa · 3 months ago

Text

tvrundown USA 2025.04.10

Thursday, April 10th:

(exclusive): Black Mirror (netflix, season 7 available, all 6 eps), Moonrise (netflix, sci-fi anime series premiere, all 18 eps), North of North (netflix, indigenous dramedy premiere, all 8 eps), Gremlins (MAX, "The Wild Batch" season 2B available, next 5 eps)

(movies): "The Accused" (BET+, action-thriller), "G20" (APrime, action-thriller, 110mins), "Frozen Hot Boys" (netflix, Thai-Japanese teen dramedy, ~2hrs)

(streaming weekly): Bosch: Legacy (APrime, next 2 eps), The Wheel of Time (APrime, penultimate), Happy Face (Para+), Ludwig (BritBox, penultimate), Ruthless (BET+), The Kardashians (hulu, season 6 finale), LATER [in primetime]: "Big Night Aht" with Pat McAfee and friends (hulu, special), Pop the Balloon LIVE (netflix, speed dating experiment premiere), The Pitt (MAX, season 1 finale), Hacks (MAX, season 4 opener, first 2 eps)

(also new): "Twisted Neighbor" (LMN, original movie, 2hrs), Aurora Teagarden Mysteries: "A Lesson in Murder" (HMM, 2hrs)

(hour 1): Law & Order (NBC), Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage (CBS) / . / Ghosts (CBS), 9-1-1 (ABC, part 1 of two), Hudson & Rex (UPtv), Next Level Chef (FOX), "Police 24/7" (theCW)

(hour 2): Law & Order: SVU (NBC), Matlock (CBS), Doctor Odyssey (ABC), Farmer Wants a Wife (FOX), Top Chef (BRAVO, 75mins), Crime Nation (theCW, "Gabby Petito")

(hour 3): *Found (NBC*), Elsbeth (CBS), Grey's Anatomy (ABC), SurrealEstate (SyFy), How I Escaped My Cult (Freeform, penultimate)

[*note: Found (NBC) will also be new on Monday 14th, preempted next Thursday.]

#BlackMirror #USSCallister #AuroraTeagarden #SecretsOfTheMogwai #television

0 notes

solardick · 1 year ago

Text

Oh no, time to endure more environmental changes instea dof growing as an individual. Go get high and see if im not harrased and conditioned with ganing nothing else to do. Cant even spend time along without being abused.

Went out almost got git by a couple cars. Oeiole being fucken retarded lately. Brush anoyher couple people. While half a dozen more or so cross my path to close proximity. All from 30 to 50 degree angles. One guy had to stop traffic cause he was making an illigal turn into the parking lot at the same time im crossing the street. Kept a slow despondent pace. Ehile they waiting in the middle of a main street. Whatever man. I dont hive a shit. I aint fucken moving out of your way.

And i dont get it man. Its just always been this way. Since the moment i opened my eyes. The world ruining me. Theres nothing to gain from it. This isnt the real world. Its something else. Transit over hellscaoe passed. Back to normal. Good luck. And enjoyement. Man i ahte life.

If it wasnt all a lie. I’d say your maturing her. .what? This again? Id rather go back to cherry. I don’t need a filter. Because she wants it. The dark side of her darkened sex. Wonder what she does without me. I wanted to fix it.

On the other note how many more years do i owe for the crime of my birth?

Guess i was supposed to go out drinking yesterday and sicken myself with a hangover with very poor quality sleep. Or some such. Changes in my brain chemistry. Again after the same experience. Probably medicated on something. Same dream. Jeckel and hide sort of deal. Fighting in keeping it under wraps. This alien mindset that doesnt belong in this world.

Up the testosterone for the youthful energy to aid in keeping me productive and well lubricated. It was easier to handle when i was younger. Thr mind has to be kept on outer accomplisment. Our the entire system seizes to work. Which has be made extremly difficult because everything is a lie.

Insecure hostle environment equals out towards immortality. Safe secure environment aims towards reproduction.

Intimidation? Is a very intimate thing.

0 notes

laresearchette · 1 year ago

Text

Wednesday, January 17, 2024 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?: BLUE LIGHTS (BritBox) A SHOP FOR KILLER (Disney + Star) CHICAGO MED (City TV) 8:00pm CHICAGO FIRE (City TV) 9:00pm CHICAGO P.D. (City TV) 10:00pm

WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT?: TRAFFICKED: UNDERWORLDS WITH MARIANA VAN ZELLER (TBD - Nat Geo Canada)

NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

CBC GEM COLIN FROM ACCOUNTS (Season 1)

DISNEY + STAR AMERICA’S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS (Seasons 24-26) THE GHOST AND MOLLY MCGEE (Season 2) IT WAS ALWAYS ME (Siempre Fui Yo) (Season 2) A SHOP FOR KILLERS (Season 1, two-episode premiere)

NETFLIX CANADA AMERICAN NIGHTMARE END OF THE LINE (BR) FREAKS

NHL HOCKEY (SN) 7:00pm: Habs vs. Devils

PWHL HOCKEY (TSN4) 7:00pm: Boston vs. Toronto

2024 AUSTRALIAN OPEN TENNIS (TSN/TSN3) 7:00pm: Early Round Coverage Day #5

NBA BASKETBALL (SN1) 7:30pm: Heat vs. Raptors (TSN5) 8:30pm: Mavericks vs. Lakers (SN Now) 9:00pm: Warriors vs. Jazz

THE OTHER SIDE (APTN) 7:30pm: The Point Ellice House witnessed a nearby bridge disaster in 1896, where 55 people fell to their deaths. Will any of those lost souls need help finding their way to the other side? During their investigation, the team uncovers a dark mystery about.

WILD CARDS (CBC) 8:00pm: A harmless porch pirate case leads Max and Ellis to stumble upon the murder of a cutthroat sports agent.

SPIRIT TALKER (APTN) 8:00pm: Shawn takes a water taxi to Opitsaht, the ancestral territory of the Tla-o-qui-aht, to connect with Tribal Parks Guardian Saya Masso and learn about the Big Sky Trail.

GHOST HUNTERS OF THE GRAND RIVER (APTN) 8:30pm: The ghost hunters explore one of the oldest and most notorious prisons in Canada, the Historic SDG Jail, a place where six executions via hanging occurred throughout its years of operation.

D.I. RAY (CBC) 9:00pm: Rachita and the team race to track down Anjuli Kapoor, making more than one grim discovery in the process; this is no honor crime.

RED EARTH UNCOVERED (APTN) 9:00pm: Doc dispatches Hayley to Medicine Hat to investigate a giant river serpent that is said to live in the South Saskatchewan River. The creature is believed to lurk in a spot on the river that never freezes due to rapid currents.

LATE BLOOMER (Crave) 9:00pm/9:30pm (SERIES PREMIERE): Following burgeoning content creator Jasmeet Dutta as he tries to balance his ambitions for success with his commitment to his family, community, and culture.

LANDS ENCHANTED (APTN) 9:30pm: Accompany Rebeka Tabobondung and Waubgeshig Rice on their journey into the spirit of Wasauksing First Nation. Together, they explore Snake Rock, a place where community members go to seek healing and guidance.

#cdntv #cancon #canadian tv #canadian tv listings #the other side #wild cards #spirit talker #ghost hunters of the grand river #d.i. ray #red earth uncovered #late boomer #lands enchanted #nhl hockey #pwhl hockey #tennis #nba basketball

0 notes

the-firebird69 · 2 years ago

Text

Trump Doesn’t Need Criminal Conviction to Be Disqualified for 2024 (msn.com)

there are other reaasons to take one off the ballot do to disqualificatin: not 35 or older not a citizen for 14 years and not born in the usa

and that is what the contitution says. however. federal laws preventa felon from being elected to the office. you must not have a felony conviction and thsly trump fights it tooth and nail. you must NOT be on trial for a felony you will be disualified from running, and he should be. you are not to threaten the usa government you may be disqualfied, you cannot have held off ice before evnen wth and alias for two consecutive terms a third is not allwoed clinton had two is tump. you must not have an illegal firearm it is felonious behaviour and must not be seen in public talking about sedition or other vs the usa. and it is in wiritng our son as seen it and tough stuff lots here cant and trump is not.

furhter he is a suspect in several cases of treason:

a millitary tribunal may preside over him and if convicted may be executed on the spot due to being a former president had rank in themiltary. and t he crime done while serving. and yes is the idiot on the aircraft caarrier no that was dan and he was worried. did a bad thing with nukes. they still try fo r him and he say sit they are after me, are.

and more ok this guy isno good forces this ass routine. tons ahte him ou tand wont

yet keep him on

Thor Freya

Zues Hera

Olympus

0 notes

astoldbychae · 1 year ago

Text

I-

Not Rory took her to Selvadorada to hide out after committing a crime! 😂 That’s a real one!

and Darren coming through like aht, aht! It’s your assssss Tre! 😫

Behind the Scenes

I have a general rule that when I'm working on a scene that uses a community lot, we change the lot type to generic and add deco sims. Too many times I've had randos show up bald and naked and I just don't need them problems. I didn't do that this time and kept the lot I found (on the gallery) as a nightclub and while only ONE rando was bald, her outfit was cute so I let her stay.

Let's talk about this mf tho

he came IN THE DOOR hatin. she is an ADULT Darren. AN ADULT so imma need you to

and stay out of her ADULT business. how tf you get to Selvadorada anyway? Aren't you supposed to be babysitting the grands with your wife?

Oh but then here HE comes...

And now I can't even really be mad at the homie Sean because he *DID* get ghosted and he *DOES* have a new nose to show off so, he got his little grind on or whatever and we just pretended like we didn't see him.

Until of course we saw the heffa who ghosted him

LIKE DIDN'T YOU JUST MURD... you know what....

#I am on the floor!

122 notes · View notes

junkissed · 2 years ago

Note

put his TITS AWAUYJLSDFHJ EFORE I DIE

#MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSNJBHFIDHJN #WHYMK #WHAT DDI I EVR DO\#IM INNOCENT #IM SO #THIS IS AHTE CRIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#[💬] — mars #[💌] — asks #i dont even haveb a soobin tag on thsi blog where am i suposed to put him #hes moaning iat me !!! this si so mean and rude #[🔪] — crimes against june #[🍃] — high thots #[🎨] — txt

7 notes · View notes

lesbiten · 4 years ago

Text

NOT ME TEXTING JESSE ABT ME HAVING A PANIC ATTACK AND I OPEN TUMBLR AND MY TOP 7 RECOMMENDED POSTS ARE FROM THE SAME ANXIETY MEMES ACCOUNT ?>!?!?!!??!

#THIS IS A AHTE CRIME #I CANT DO THIS #LITERALLY FOR WHAT REASON #THIS IS THE FUNNIEST AND WORST THING THATS EVER HAPPENED TO ME #THERES SO MANY OF THEM AND IVE NEVER INTERACTED WITH POSTS LIKE THIS EVER #PLEASE #simon says

2 notes · View notes

rnitsy · 7 years ago

Text

hm.

#HAMSTER CHAN WAS LIKE I HATE THIS AND THEN HE PINNED THE CONVO! WTF!#i'm calling zero hamster chan now because he said hes kinning gundam even though he ahtes him #he must pay retribution for these crimes.#discord #HE SAYS HES LEGIT KINNING GUNDAM I'MSCREAMING

2 notes · View notes

omgeveryusernameistakenicanteven · 3 years ago

Text

Totally Awesome (pt 2 to Monotony)

Deadpool x Y/n

It’s smexy time B). Reader is gender neutral in this! No particular bits mentioned, only some (hopefully) good smut. Also idk if I should mention but reader is penetrated in this, so if that’s not your thing you’ve been warned! Not sponsored by Tylenol. Pls enjoy :)

Also I’ve decided to start mentioning that requests are open before my stories, so, requests are open!

Deadpool squealed and ran off to Y/n’s bedroom. Y/n had responded by rolling their eyes and going to pop a Tylenol. This Deadpool guy is a headache, especially after a particularly shitty day at work. Still, Y/n thought, maybe he’s good in bed. It always seems to be the odd ones that are.

As soon as Y/n enters the room Deadpool calls, “Like what you see?” He’d stretched himself out on his side, doing his very best impression of the “paint me like one of your french girls” pose, still fully spandex clad.

Y/n raises an eyebrow, but lets their eyes wander. They had to give it to him, he is hot. Even fully clothed Y/n can tell he’s built. Their eyes rest a little longer than necessary on his thighs. Turns out crime fighting on a diet consisting solely of Mexican food is a pretty good muscle-building regime.

“Wellllll?” Deadpool waggles his eyebrows again, and repositions himself slightly.

It strikes Y/n then that he’s trying to be sexy for them. That shouldn’t come as a shock, but it definitely does. They’ve had a history of not all that great boyfriends. To have a man want to please them is almost intoxicating. It’s that more than anything that starts a fire in them. There’s only one little problem though, “You still have your suit on. Take it off.”

“Sorry, babe, no can do. The suit stays on during sex.”

“How are we going to get to having sex if you’re fully clothed?”

“Glad you asked!” He reaches down to his waist band.

“Aht. We don’t need your dick out right now anyways. Lay on your back.” He flops onto his back as Y/n approaches the bed, eyes watching his body hungrily. They wonder briefly if he knew how attractive he is, then figure it wouldn’t hurt to tell him, “There we go, good” they smile. “Handsome boy.”

Y/n straddles his hips, “Pull your mask up.”

“Sor-”

“I’ve already seen the bottom of your face, pull your mask up.”

Deadpool swallows hard but obeys, pulling his mask so it’s caught on the bridge of his nose. His tongue flicks out to wet his lips. Even with his eyes covered Y/n can tell he’s watching them intently.

When they lean down to kiss him Y/n smiles again. For a while they’re content like that, bracing themself above him and admiring how desperate he is for more. Then Y/n moves one of their legs between his thighs. Almost immediately he bucks his hips up into them, desperate for some sort of friction.

“Aww, handsome, you like that?”

“Yess,” he moans, trying to grind up into them and arch his back at the same time.

They chuckle watching him. He gives up trying to press his chest up into them. Y/n watches his face for a while and admires his gasps and moans. They wonder how long it’d been since someone fucked him. He whines out a plea, and Y/n obliges capturing his lips again in a kiss. This time they nip at his bottom lip. Immediately he opens his mouth, more than happy to do what they like.

They’re a bit put out still, not being able to see the rest of his face. Instead they content themself with feeling his body through his suit. Running their fingers over where his nipples should be and marveling at how sensitive he is, even with the added layer. It only makes them want him naked more. Y/n smirks into his mouth and reaches down to palm his now straining dick. “Look at you, baby, are you gonna cum already?”

Without thinking he nods frantically, pushing up into their hand.

Y/n gives a thoughtful hum and pulls their hand away, “Can’t have that, can we?”

He opens his eyes again, hips still trying to find friction against the air. Y/n gets up from the bed and watches him, almost daring him to try to get up. When he lays still they smile again, “Good boy.” Then they grab the hem of their shirt and pull it up halfway, feeling more than seeing his eyes boring into them. Deciding not to torture the poor man too much Y/n doesn’t drag it out. They pull the shirt over their head and toss it into the corner of the bedroom. The rest of their clothes follow shortly after and then they’re back on the bed.

They straddle him again, this time setting more of their weight on him and letting him rock his hips against them. Deadpool’s hands are twisting in the blankets, clearly trying to restrain from touching until he’s given permission. Such a polite boy, “You can touch me, good boy.” Immediately his hands shoot to their hips, pulling them more firmly onto his bulge and whining in frustration that his cock was still trapped in his suit. Y/n lets him pull their hips more firmly on his dick and smiles when he reaches up instead to fondle their chest, clumsily trying to play with their nipples.

When they were satisfied with that they swat his hands away and ignore his affronted look. “Ready to put that mouth to better use, handsome boy?”

A wicked grin spreads across his face, tongue flicking out to run over his teeth. Y/n is again pleasantly surprised that he’s apparently so eager to please. Large hands had gone to knead at their ass in hopes they’d just move forwards already. Y/n raised themselves on their knees before shuffling forwards a bit and hovering over his face. They laugh a bit when he pulls at their hips, trying to get them to sit.

As soon as Y/n sits down Deadpool wraps his arms up over their thighs to hold them in place. Immediately Y/n realizes that they’re not going to last long like this. ‘Pool’ is eating them out like a man starved. Y/n leans back for better leverage to grind down on his face. Their head drops back onto their shoulders, “Fuck, don’t stop. Handsome boy.”

Y/n reaches back again to palm at his cock. This only encourages Deadpool more. He releases one of their thighs to sink a finger into them, crooking it slightly. Y/n bears down on the finger, desperately wanting more. Deadpool is only happy to oblige, pushing another finger in and fucking Y/n harder. It’s too much and not enough all at once. Until Y/n suddenly tenses and grinds down hard on his fingers as their orgasm tears through them. Deadpool keeps fingering them through their orgasm.

When they’re done Deadpool pulls his fingers out and traps their thighs again. He keeps on licking and sucking and nipping until Y/n is twitching from overstimulation. They try to kneel up from his onslaught. He keeps them there for one last broad lick that makes their whole body lurch. When he does release them they fall against the headboard to catch their breath while he gets up from under them and kneels up.

“I want you on your back.”

Y/n lets out a laugh, but falls onto their back anyways and spreads their legs. “Fuck me.”

“Don’t need to tell me twice,” He grins and immediately covers them. For a moment Deadpool debates teasing himself for a while, but seeing Y/n on their back spreading their legs for him makes him push forwards into them right away. If this ends up being a dream he’d be pissed at himself for not getting to the point. Seeing his head push into their entrance almost immediately confirms his choice. It also confirms that he isn’t going to last long at all. Still he tries to ease into it at first. Slowly thrusting alll the way in then dragging back out. He loves their little sounds, loves even more that he chose to have them on their back so he could watch their face. They very quickly drive him to wanting more. So he leans down to prop himself above them on his forearms then lays into it. Right away he feels his orgasm start to build and it only spurs him to go faster. Y/n wraps their legs around his waist and angles their hips up, seemingly recovered from their earlier orgasm.

Deadpool loses his rhythm as his orgasm builds. Y/n had wrapped an arm around his neck and pulled him down into a kiss. That along with their walls clenching around him draws out his orgasm. He can’t help coming. Vaguely he wonders if he’ll be punished for it, somehow he doesn’t think he’d mind. He pushes as far into them as he can get, then pushes some more. They’d broken the kiss and Deadpool is panting to regain his breath, dick still in them. He lets his weight rest on them for a bit before pulling out and rolling over beside them.

“See? I told you the sex would be totally awesome.”

#deadpool #deadpool x reader #deadpool x y/n #deadpool x nonbinary reader #deadpool x male reader #deadpool x female reader #deadpool/reader #deadpool/y/n #deadpool/nonbinary reader #deadpool/male reader #deadpool/female reader #wade wilson #wade wilson x reader #wade wilson/reader #wade wilson/y/n #wade wilson x y/n #deadpool smut #smut

239 notes · View notes

thicksimpx · 3 years ago

Text

Pairing : Issei Matsukawa (Mattsun) x Reader

Summary: For the Omertá Mafia collab .. there's still time to join if you want just send me a ask and make sure there isn't already more than 2 pics for the character .. anyway, this is some Mattsun brainrot , I’ve been having withdrawals with the lack of content for him ,

Warnings: 18+, mature content, mature language, masturbation, sorta kinda phone sex, Hitman Issei, dirty talk while on the job 😂, mentions of cheating.

Tags - @festive @luffysthickwaifu @dejwrites @gabzlovesu @indiecursor @rinhoes @imperatorkhaleesi @bookwormsenpai @po3ticb3auty @ry0m3n @mizumikira @cherrykamado @ceeriusly-dumb @littlemochi @nyremei@simpliheavenli @hhawkz

“What’s up?” Issei breathes heavily to the phone answering your sudden call. You pause, voice caught in your throat at the baritone voice sending chills down your spine. “Babe, you’re gonna have to hurry this up.. I’m handing business”

“Issei” you whine needily into the phone. “I need you to.. keep talking.. please”

“Fuck I missed the sound of your voice. Where’s your husband?” He says gruffly. You whimper in response, rapid breathes falling from your lips.

“Stop talking about him and help me” you lowly snap. He always had to be petty.

“Well sorry Mr. CEO can’t please you, but clearly someone couldn’t wait.” He chuckles.

“FaceTime me, let me see my kitty “you hum in an agreement, propping up your phone to give him the perfect view of his “kitty” anxious to see his face. As the FaceTime call connects you hear Mattsun suck in a sharp breath.

“There she is” he coos into the phone smiling. “You look pretty baby” he smiles. You notice the blood stains on his face and collar and feel your cunt throb. Why does crime turn me on? Down girl.

“I can wait and call you later .. you’re obviously busy” you fake pout hiding your lower half from him.

“Aht, they’re dead, the guys are searching the building. show me what you were doing when you called me”

You admire how his face flexes with his laugh. You wished you could be with him. But the circumstances.. your marriage was arranged for you, you met him too late, and he was dangerous…. It wouldn’t have been possible. Playfully rolling your eyes, you lean your phone on the mirror you were sitting in front of.

Issei’s brows raise at the sight of you with your legs gaped open and a lilac-colored dildo, with the tip hooked between your folds, ready to be used “Ohh, a show .. for me?”

“Yeah.. and You know I’ve been thinking a lot lately ..” you start, as spit on the toy. “I want someone that will fuck me like he means it. Someone that will bend me over my husband's desk and fuck me. “you slowly pushing the toy into your squelching cunt

“Uh huh, and who’s this someone you want sweetheart?”

“You” you moan twisting you wrist with each slow pump of the toy.

“Me?”

“Yes you” you moan. “And when that bitch is working at that desk I’ll imagine us fucking on it. I’ll be reminded that you fucked me in the one place that fucker cares about most” you whine picking up to pace

You fail to notice mattsun shuffling around, tucking the phone in his pocket as he continued talking to you. “Imagine this..” he pauses “your legs gaped open on top of that desk, right in front of me as I sit in that cheap leather chair.” You whimper, running your hands up your body to palm your breast.

“Hands going up your thighs, under one of those cute little skirts you always wear..” he huffs, and you hear a shot go off.

“Issei?”

“I’m alright. Don't stop, are you close?” He asks. You nod forgetting he can’t see you.

“We’ll put on a show for that limp dick bastard. Those pretty fingers pressed against his office window as I fuck into your pretty little kitty from the back for everyone to see. You’ll like that right?” He asks and you don’t bother to flinch when more shots go off.

“Fuck the desk” he shouts. With the way he’s huffing you can tell he’s running but you don’t stop stuffing your cunt with your toy, getting off on his heavy breathing, imagining it was him filling you up and not that stupid piece of plastic.

“I want him to hear you begging for me, I want you to look him in the eye while you tell me that Pussy belongs to me. You’ll do that for me right?”

“Yes..” you cry out, legs trembling but wrist relentlessly abusing your own cunt with the toy.

“Oh shit” you and Mattsun say in sync and his phone falls, called ending after the sound of a string of shots go off. You question if it was wrong if you to keep going but how could you stop when you were so close. So close yet so far, you really needed Issei.

Orgasm drifting away, You were about to give up, but your phone rings and it’s Issei calling back. When you answer he flips the camera to show you the bodies on the floor. “I told you I was alright, now put my kitty back on the phone so I can see her cry”

Your cunt twitches making the toy move and he smiles. You spread your legs wider slowly pushing the toy in and pulling it almost all the way out before twisting your wrist and speeding up.

“There you go baby you’re so fucking close” he groans. “Let me see that kitty cum, cum for me pretty girl”

Your moans are breathy, it feels so good, you vision blurs for a second and leaves you choking and gasping for air as you cum harder than you have since Issei left.

“There you go baby,” he coos watching you take the toy from your cunt and lick your cum from it just how I liked for you to do with your fingers. “Watch when I get home …” he whispers “you better do it just like that when I get back. I wanna see it right in-front of me”. You go to speak but your mouth is left hanging up when another string of shots goes off and you hear a man yell. “Look babe, I gotta go but if you need to get off when Mr. CEO goes to sleep.. you know who to call” and with that he hangs up.

As wrong and as deranged as it was, you were excited to hear from him again, even if it meant he was committing crimes with you on the phone. Smiling at your phone as you sent them pictures you took earlier you didn’t even bother to look up when the door opened.

“So .. you want to tell me who that was?”

#matsukawa issei #haikyuu mattsun #mattsun #issei smut #haikyu smut #issei matsukawa #mattsun x reader #mattsun x y/n #issei matsukawa x reader #haikyuu #haikyu fanfiction #issei mattsun #mattsun smut #hq matsukawa

355 notes · View notes