#THEYRE RLLY NOT THAT HOT TOGETHER

[imblocking-you]

Puna na 'yung tags nung isang post sa this is the second one lmao. 3 AM NA JUSQ

[dollishmehrayan]

# BATBOYS WITH BRAZILIAN!READER HCS ── .✦ ( batboys with a Brazilian s/o, requested!)

a/n: request by this anon (here) and a second anon (which I’ll theyre request even though it’s the same I’ll be doing it for them too as in a Damian focused one) also please reblog/like for some engagement tysm <3, also i’m thinking of doing different batboys separate hcs and like yk fics instead of all them together because I kinda don’t want to be reduced to that yk?? But it’s like the most posts that get engagement so I rlly can’t be mad at something that makes me get most attention, tags: (batboys x Brazilian!reader)

DICK GRAYSON ── .✦

Dick is obsessed with how expressive you are, he adores how easily you switch between Portuguese and English. He tries to pick up a few phrases to impress you, though he’s definitely not as smooth as he thinks.

“Oi, amor, tudo bem?” He says, thinking he nailed it. “...Wait, did I just call you my love?”

He takes you on regular dates to the best Brazilian restaurants, but when you ask for cachaça or caipirinha, he looks at you like you just asked him to jump off a building.

“Uh… we’re not old enough for that, are we?” “Dick your 27 for crying out loud.”

But when you insist, he’s just charmed by the way you argue with him, and tries (unsuccessfully) to keep up with your energy.

JASON TODD ── .✦

Jason absolutely loves your Brazilian food—specifically, feijoada and pão de queijo. He’s always asking you to make them, even though he tries to act like he’s not obsessed with it.

“I’m just saying, if you made this for me every day, I wouldn’t complain. Just don’t tell anyone that.”

He’s so proud of your Portuguese skills, and loves hearing you speak it. But when you use slang or curse words, he pretends to be all scandalized “why would you say that *gasp*” even though he secretly finds it adorably tough.

“Hey, is that how you really talk? That’s, uh, pretty intense. Kinda hot, though.”

Your energy and joy rub off on him, and despite his grumpy nature, he can’t help but smile when you’re around. He secretly loves it when you speak Portuguese, especially when you're excited.

TIM DRAKE ── .✦

Tim can’t resist asking you about Brazilian pop culture, especially when you’re watching Brazilian shows or listening to Brazilian music even when you tell him to not translate the meaning of some songs.

“Okay, okay, I have to know… how does that work? What’s this soap opera about?”

Your dance moves are a bit of a mystery to him at first, but when you teach him a little samba or forró, he’s lowkey impressed (and laughs when he messes it up).

“You know what? I’ll stick to solving crimes, you handle the dancing.” (He dances like a white boy so much in some white club😭)

He loves the idea of you sharing bits of your culture with him, especially when you teach him some Portuguese slang. But when you start using it against him, he doesn’t know whether to laugh or pretend he didn’t understand.

“Wait, wait, you just called me that?! But I thought I was your… Wait, hold on. I need a dictionary.”

DAMIAN WAYNE ── .✦

Damian is fascinated by the fierceness of Brazilian culture—he admires your independence and the way you carry yourself.

You make pão de queijo one morning, and he's convinced it’s some magical food that might give him new abilities. He eats it while muttering about the mysterious "power" of Brazilian cuisine.

“This… this isn’t regular bread. It’s—“ He pauses mid-bite. “I can feel stronger already.” “Damian, it’s just food.”

Damian gets a bit possessive about your accent, secretly thinking it sounds regal. He’ll make comments like, “I’ve never heard anyone speak so commandingly in Portuguese.”

If anyone flirts with you, he’s immediately in ‘protective mode,’ trying to act cool, but it’s clear he’s not happy. If anyone flirts in Portuguese to you? It’s a whole other level of intensity for him.

“You will not talk to her in that language in-front of me.”

BRUCE WAYNE ── .✦

Bruce doesn’t really get what’s so special about Brazilian music, but when you play some Bossa Nova, he ends up listening to it when he’s working. It makes him feel at peace.

“I don’t know how you do it, but this music calms me down in ways I didn’t expect.”

He’ll take you to exclusive Brazilian art exhibits, but he can’t help but feel like he's failing because he doesn’t know anything about Brazilian art or culture. But that’s okay—he'll always make sure you have everything you need.

“I might not understand all of it, but I can tell it means a lot to you. That’s enough.”

He loves how you bring excitement into his sometimes dreary world. When you talk about your hometown or culture, it’s like a breath of fresh air to him.

“You’re one of a kind.” *cue Alfred preparing Bruce’s list for him😭*

[pumpkinsy0]

hcs of the shepards spending a weekend with the curtis gang?

lets say a pipe in their house messed up and now their place is a lil flooded, darry offered to fix it but it would take until monday

•did they fight over who slept where??? a lil bit, it was a given darry and tim would sleep together (lol) and curly knew of ponys old room so he called dips on it, angelaaaa however refuses to sleep in the living room where shes exposed to all the other bastards, so she forces curly into sharing the room w her

•first things first, they wouldnt b so happy about chocolate cake first thing in the morning, they want real food damn it!!! tim and angela will wake up and make their own breakfast, curly isnt a big fan of chocolate cake but its still cake he’d take a slice or two

•just bc theyre sleeping over at their house doesnt mean theyre changing what they do, theyre still generally nocturnal, one of the curtis’ can wake up in the middle of the night and one of the shepards r just leaving while another is coming back from a party

•curly didnt pack a lot of clothes so hes going through ponys closet to try and b cute, steal somethin of his to wear, but pony thinks its funny how curlys talking about wearing his bfs clothes, whole time none of those r his

•the shepards wear at home comfy clothes, the curtis wear theyre outside clothes till its time to go to sleep, they do notttt get each other. tim and curly will get too comfortable and go shirtless w sweats on, and im not saying pony and darry would peek a lil but they would

•angela is barely seen, during dinner she either stays in the living room to watch tv or goes in the room to eat, she does not fw this gang🗣️

•when sodas out hanging out w steve or still at work, uuuuu bet ur bottom dollar curlys in that room gettin comfy w pony uuuuu bet yaaaaa. sometumes he gets TOO comfortable and ends up napping in there so sodas forced to sleep in the living room or on the floor

•angela also takes the longest in the bathroom, she has to admit this one is wayyyy better than the one at home and she likes making sure she looks and feels pretty. ppl will usually fight over who uses the bathroom after her bc she uses most of the hot water w 0 shame, early bird gets the worm!!!

•as payment for helping out, tim helps darry out w the gang, they got a good cop bad cop thing goin on thats rlly effective

•there was rhis whole thing where they all kept accidentally using someone else’s toothbrush, not their happiest moments

[gabberpopsexclusive]

imagine joost showing you off at a show, everyone is shocked by the fact hes deciding to go public about having a girlfriend, and the first time theyre together publically is at his own show.

after the show is over, being backstage with him is the hottest thing ever. i like to think he loves showing you off, being like “fuck yea look at my sexy ass girlfriend!” and he gets really turned on by showing you off nd making people jealous

i can only imagine him bending you over in his dressing room after the shows over, praising you for how perfect you were onstage with him, and how much people already love the two of you as a couple.

in this situation, he comes HARD. showing you off gets him so hot he just wants to cum EVERYWHERE he can. in you, on you, whatever he can get his hands on.

i love sweaty desperate after-show joost so very much. oh my god.

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i wrote this rlly quickly bcs it was rotting my brain, it might be not as good as other writings ive posted bc im tired and i do NOT feel like going back and fixing things so, enjoy the way it is pls even if the pacings kinda shitty :)

[manzaza]

sorry post delay uhhhh SWAP AU YAYYYYYYYY

details down below 😋🫶 (still workshopping idk might write a fic)

okok so basic swap, peri’s an anti-fairy and irep is a fairy yayyyy!! also parents swap so wanda is like the anti-fairy ruler (cosmo’s there too) and then anti-wan + anti-cos just fairy godparent for a living (absolute icons (they are HORRIBLE AT IT))

so peri is like the anti-fairy prince in the making and he’s like a big icon of anti-fairy world. irep on the other hand is fairy world’s top fairy idol and he HATES IT! LET HIM OUT!

irep also godparents at one point so slay! dev tolerates him much more than peri. irep still begrudgingly follows the rules, but he does find a way to slip past them. peri, as anti-fairy nature goes, doesn’t follow the rules as often, unless the council has something to say about it. oh, he hates the council, but they were besties at one point (at least he believed they were. they didn’t rlly like him that much).

ANYWAYS, relationship wise is weird. they got the childhood besties to rivals to head over heels kinda thing (peri more than irep). as most middle between the og and anw goes, they do get together (YAY) for a hot minute. peri wanted irep to rule by his side because it was slowly getting to be the time where he took control of anti-fairy world, but irep was like “no, but i’ll still date you” SO THEY GET TOGETHER!!!!

and then like usual it gets shot down and enters the divorce arc (not saying how that’s for a future thingy 😋)

so like during this time irep becomes a godparent and gets dev (yay) and peri is still after irep because he wants his silly fairy bf back

yikers!!!

jk

ANYWAYS that’s all i got plotted for now. they’re silly to me and i love swap aus so i gotta make one for my favs 🫶🫶

im gonna try and finish some other fics (my poor poor fic collection,,,,,) before i elaborate on this anymore in story format BUT EXPECT MORE DOODLES BECAUSE THEYRE SO SILLY (also ignore how i kept messing up their ears lol i swapped them midway oopsies) !!!!

[burrythebusy]

Kagi is planning out a fancy all day long date with Hirano with multiple stops: where do they go and what do they do??? 🤔 (he's a rich and famous basketball player so unlimited budget here)

Holy cow i love you anon okay let's get going.

FIRSTLY, three words: Hot. Air. Balloon.

"Who tf uses hot air balloons anymore" they do. Because hot air balloons are fun and cool <- never been in one in my life.

But okay think about it. And by that I mean think about Dr. Stone. If you've seen it. If you haven't im gonna put it into perspective for you. Hot air balloons aren't actually that complicated (and with today's tech they are definitely safer than, say, the stone world) and people have FESTIVALS of these things. With some knowledge of weather patterns and physics and good attention hell yeah whats wrong with a hot air balloon ride. And we know Kagiura has the means to find one even if its not common. And I REALLY dont know how common they are in japan but again. Who cares.

Hirano is a pilot, so he can get a run down and know what to do plus it allows him a little more direct, simpler control. And yeah he sees the sky all the time... but being in the air with nothing between you and it, is different than flying at hundreds of kilometers an hour with you and a large hunk of steel and glass between you and the open air. A hot air balloon ride just before dawn would actually be like. Amazing. And they'd watch the sunrise together as they see it before the world below them (mostly). How cute would that be.

So let's say this is early spring ish? For the sake of sunrise/sunset times. So first on the itinerary

5h00: Hot Air Balloon ride

Not to mention their respective careers definitely make them get up early so yeah they'll live.

Anyway next. Its 100% breakfast time. Lets say the ride took about an hour so now its 6 AM and there's like no places open because dawg (there are places open but where's the fun in that) Kagiura takes them to a fairly (very) expensive hotel that he had booked from the night before (but hes gonna check out before they leave) anyway it has a kitchen and you BEST believe that Kagiura spent 10 years trying to perfect this ONE recipe for breakfast (you can decide what it is) and he makes it for hirano bc NO princess youre not lifting a finger today (he already has) (hirano would rather die than sit there and not help so it becomes them cooking together and will it end in disaster? 50/50 but it doesnt matter bc its FUN) they eat. Yay.

6h15: Breakfast

15 minutes just in case. But it takes them about an hour and a half to finish cooking and eating. So now its almost 8am what are we doing next. Kagiura has something specifically planned for the following times: 11am, 2pm, 7pm, and 10pm, in various locations, but he and Niibashi expertly made sure that each of these places were lined up so that they could make their way there throughout the day. So Hirano gets to choose what to do until 11. Hirano has some things he wants to buy and we all know he likes dressing kagiura up so suddenly hes like okay umm im gonna choose your outfit for the rest of the day. Okay hirano??

They do all this damn shopping and buy each other NUMEROUS outfits to wear and change into as the day goes on. They change and make their way to the 11am scheduled event which is a picnic that they spend doing a crosswords in a crossword book they got from a shop like nerds (its rlly hirano tho but trust he's enjoying it) picnic prepared by yours truly with the help of the one and only Niibashi Juuya and the most expertly crafted picnic basket you can find on the market. Where'd he get it from? ("I wouldnt worry about it," Kagi says. Hirano decides to listen).

11h00: Picnic. Thank god the weather is holding up amiright.

They dont rush when theyre done with eating at around noon, 12:30 perhaps. They kinda just lay around and talk. They could honestly do that until 2 but Kagiura 100% loses consciousness and wakes up in a sweat like where am I but dont worry kagiura Hirano is STILL here with about 1% less storage due to his camera roll. Its 13:30 where are we off to next sweetums. Let's go learn something.

They end up at a museum. Multiple museums. Not because kagiura planned for that but he did plan for one which was an aviation museum but Hirano went through that shit like that duck Adam in that one video and they have time until their 19h apppointment so they end up at an art museum not too far from it. Then theres another aviation museum with space stuff this time. And is that a mothherfucking planetarium. Someone's geeking out. Hirano buys Kagiura Hella garbage from the gift shops like key chains and bracelets and "they said its a space rock its not but we can pretend also its the color of your eyes" but kagiura takes it with a smile and promises to eat it later (hirano doesnt question it) (kagi loves getting gifts from Hirano sooo bad) and they have a lot of fun talking about things and watching informational videos and kagiura loves seeing hirano talk about some of what he already knows and learn some of what he doesnt. And he doesnt know how much he'll retain but the smile he's receiving he will for sure rememeber forever.

14h00: Aviation museum (and two others and planetarium)

They take a walk because the restaurant they have a reservation for is nearby and its only around 18h25 so why not. Sun set a while ago so its this beautiful dusky color. They walk across a bridge and admire the reflection of the water. They look up and see a couple of distrails and the light of planes. "Is that the ISS," Kagi asks. "No," Hirano laughs. "Have you ever wanted to go to space?" Kagi asks. "Not really," Hirano says. "I've got all I've ever wanted below the exosphere." SIGHHHHH

19h00: Dinner

It doesnt really NEED to be expensive but it kinda is because not expensive for them is kinda elevated at this point so its NICE. And they quickly change again in the car before they get into the restaurant and they just talk about the things they talk about. Schedules and plans and stuff that happened a few days ago that I forgot to tell you about and "when the hell did you plan all this" and Kagiura giggles and says not telling. The food is filling and delicious but they dont get desert because Kagiura says we will worry about that later.

A rational part of me is like... no way kagiura has a license. I think hirano does though and Kagiura is not above being Hirano's passenger princess so he blindly gives him directions and yeah they make SEVERAL wrong turns but this is why there's still an hour and a half to get there and honestly being on time isnt necessarily important dont worry about it. They're in the country now, its nice and quiet though there are still people walking about and doing whatever. Hirano is like how late can we be exactly and Kagiura is like however late we wanna be tbh. So they go to a small bar because Hirano likes his alcohol As We Know. They Talk as always except this is also hirano and kagiura so there's no limit on what they talk about. I think they sit there and talk for a long ass while really.

So its definitely well past ten PM at this point and they are no longer sober but they dont even have to drive to their last destination which is actually just a small inn on a small hill that Hirano did NOT have fun walking to but he'll live. And the reason for this very specific location and idea is because of its view once you get there. You look up and there's not a single thing obscuring the sky... except some clouds.

Holy shit.

Hirano laughs his ass off BTW.

22h00 (planned): inn and its view which, not much of a view rn

They end up staying up VERYYYY late until the clouds mostly clear up, its like 4AM at this point, but they can see everything. And since its cool out and dark they can REALLY see everything. So technically the date lasted almost 24 hours. So Kagiura is like, "Do we get a world record for the world's longest date?" Hirano pinches he cheek. "Pft. Not even close." But it was probably one of the busier days hes had even with flights, because hes only ever doing one thing on them. And yet it was also the most relaxing and the most fun and thrilling at the same time. It really is all hes ever wanted jam packed into one day (to be with him more than anyone in the world).

So considering the tired yet incredibly bright grin he gets from Hirano at about 5AM, when it looks like the sun is beginning to rise again, Kagiura can consider the date an astounding success.

And then they both pass out inside the end.

(Uhhh what nooo i didnt write a fic what are you talking about)

[magiturge]

what do sheriff and hank do in their free time??? I've said before in a rlly recent ask that I don't know much abt MC, so I can't really imagine what they'd do in their free time

bonus: what would they do on valentines day?? (if it's celebrated) (might also be a really bad excuse for cute art of them..)

i think.. any time spent together ( with just the two of them ) is their free time given they have their own responsibilities to tend to with this secret situationship on top.

they do a lot of things in their free time, sometimes its just sitting in silence, sometimes its messing with each other ( mostly hank messing with sheriff because he gets funny reactions and noises out of him ) sometimes its fighting with each other until its numbingly hot, sometimes its tending to each others wounds after fighting bathed in each others wretched sweat stench. time together is free time and its limited so theyre usually extreme about whatever it is.

their primary free time activity is laying in mostly silence while watching slaughtertime.

in terms of valentines day, they.. are both strange about it.

sheriff views hank in a very skewed awkward way that he is walking the line of "i see you as a partner" and "i see you as someone incapable of making a meaningful connection". he thinks of valentines day as something to spend with a special someone and he's weird about it because he doesn't know if he puts hank in the slot of a special someone so he thinks "am i supposed to get you something. but gifting you anything on this day specifically is confirmation and confession of my feelings and that's too loud."

so for him, he would.. be weird on valentines day. wondering too hard about getting a gift or not doing anything.

for hank, it's vaguely aware of valentines day, never celebrated it prior because it doesn't hold meaningful emotional connections to anyone, sheriff as an exception. hank is always trial and erroring things it hears have romantic connotations or intent, so on valentines day it's doing just that. its just kind of hard to gift sheriff things that he likes because sheriff is kind of generic in interests. go with the flow guy.

everything these two do is weird.

[wannabebardrambles]

more QUOTES bby!!!! PART THREE just so i can clear out my notes...i should figure out how to link these posts together perhaps. 23-24!

'I talked to god today' 'NO WE DON’T NEED ANOTHER SYNNOVE’ ‘he actually DOES have god and anime on his side’

DECEASED

‘Aegis??? Why does he have so many names’ bc its hot and latin for shield next question

(Dan thinking Aegis is the JB  Aelys ship name is so funny and iconic he is US)

“I am now unbreakable and unending and I am fearless. Will you call me Valor?” GAGGED

“You will be stripped of all you are.” “I have found new meanings!!!!” SLAY

‘Do you have any levels in cleric?’ ‘WE DON’T KNOW’ How did we get here. can we all just take a step back and reflect HOW DID WE GET HERE

'What we don’t mean always hurts the most’ the EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION UGHGHGHGHH I WANT STELLA G O N E

'Almost recoils and then leans into it???” I think Valor and Damien need to get a room actually

‘…noooooo…my meal.’ AELYS 

‘Court of the star theyre HOT’ ‘Hes hot we can trust him’

The fandom logic is strong with this one

‘In another campaign he’s my ex boyfriend’…’could be ur ex boyfriend in this one’ Seems legit to me lets go get on that

“I did the swords…. Im built for combat im not built for communication” i ADORE HER

'What are you’ she asks bathriel. Hot. What else does he need to be??

‘I went back on a vow its retribution is justified’ AELYS IT IS EATING YOU??? I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. ‘I intend on coming to better terms’ iT IS. EATING. YOU. I need her to touch grass

‘Fresh out of blood’ - Valor ‘We drank it’ - Synnove GAGGED - me. theyre too funny

‘Rlly glad I didn’t punch him like I wanted to’ HELP JB

*in robot monotone* ‘I am sorry. I am upset’’ - how is Aelys both high EQ and emotionally repressed af good for her ig

'But Damien this is the face you had when we starting this shit’

‘The line between genius and madness is very thin…’

too true too fucking true yall

[p5-apotelesma]

Hello!

I wanted to share with you my thoughts about Persona 5 Royal because I love your rants!

So, Ryuji sees Ren as his bestie and hates Akechi for attempting to kill his friend and hurting the group in general. But then, Ryuji has to see how Ren is kinda becoming a rlly good friend with Akechi and he must be so confused on what to think!

Like he knows Akechi was an a**hole but now he is Ren's friend and kinda taking the place Ryuji had in Ren's life!

He must have felt a lot of conflicted emotions, and I want to see your thoughts about this

hi!!! very cool that you like my ramblings and thanks so much for saying so. and for sharing your thoughts with me!! i enjoy the chance to chit chat,, though i might struggle to gather all my thoughts together coherently

ryuji and goro have very VERY different relationships with ren. and each holds their own place in rens heart. and theyre both so precious to him. ren met ryuji and it was like standing in the warm sun after being cold and in the dark for so long and flowers bloomed in their chest. and meeting goro was a different kind of thrill. it was a game of wits. it was heart pounding and motivating. whatever souls are made of yours and mine are the same (for better and for worse)

ryujis relationship with akechi has a TON of potential. they have a lot in common.,, ryuji starts off seeing goro as some snobby bootlicker who would sell them to satan for a cornchip. and goro sees ryuji as a tactless fool with hot air between his ears. but while working with them. he, against his better judgement, and despite ryujis reservations as well. they start to see each other a bit different.

goro is not immune to Ryuji Charms and Ryuji is more emotionally intelligent than most give him credit for and he can stand in solidarity with goro as someone else who has suffered greatly at the hands of adults who should have helped him. and yeah, the whole thing is very conflicting.

i dont think ryuji would see goro as a threat to his place as rens best friend, mostly because it. isnt really clear if the gang knows just how close ren and akechi become until later. how much they regularly talk and hang out and understand each other. like,, the gang might think its a keep your friends close and your enemies closer sort of thing. that its all pleasantries. that this is all part of them playing goro as goro tries to play them. and be varying degrees of surprised at how much ren seems to grieve him after he disappears.

i think when goro joins the team theyre surprised by how familiar they act with each other. (what do you mean you gave him a Thieves Club bracelet and a cute endearment MONTHS AGO ren this is the enemy!!) of course ren and goro try to keep things low key. cause they both know whats coming. but. it becomes clearer. just how close ren has allowed himself to be to the resident backstabbing shitbird. and ryuji is like. hey ren whats the deal. what the hell. because hello?? look at what goro has done and what he plans to do. (hes worried for rens wellbeing moreso than anything else)

at that point, i can see him being very curious about their friendship. ren says theyre rivals but just how close are they? what do they do when they hang out and what do they talk about? he doesnt expect ren to spill a lot cause hes a private person. and then he asks. hey. but im still your best friend, right? and ren is like firefly my bruhloved no one could ever take the place of you. and ryujis like. alright cool. love you too, mia. be careful... (im here for you.)

and ryuji and the rest of the gang try, as their comfort dictates, to bring goro into the fold and be friendly with him. ryuji wants to know why ren likes him so much as much as goro wonders why ren likes ryuji so much. and the only way to find out is to try and hang out with the guy. ryuji is surprised at how athletic goro is and extends invitations to run or bike with him. they dont really get much chance to know each other better except as team mates on the battlefield. they sure arent what one another would consider friends. and yet by the end ryuji is the guy to tell a broken goro "man, youre more than special." and "youre your own person, you gotta know that" because thats the kind of guy ryuji is. and goro cant wrap his head around it (this is why hes rens second!!! and the heart of the pt!! dummy!!!) ryuji didnt want goro to die! he pounded on that door and called him an idiot!! they can be friends!! i see the vision!!! and this is my city!!! and like. post games i very much see goro and ryuji as like. coworkers at Loving Ren Inc. SDKHFSDF and ren has two hands. the thing is. ren is the kind of friend goro wished he always had, too. and goro takes a Long time to realize that ren is also his best friend. so its very much a chain here. goro: this is my idiot, ren. and this is their idiot, ryuji. (<< pictured, goro getting sucked into the polycule, circa 2018)

also like. ryuji and ren have their own friendly challenges with each other a lot. if anything i think goro is far more likely to get all huffy and be like thats MY rival THANK YOU VERY MUCH!! YOULL NEVER CHALLENGE HIM LIKE I DO. but this fact also acts as a gateway to goro becoming closer to ryuji. like. when they bring goro into their own friendly challenges as a third. it. makes goro feel included. and they bond more. goro finds another rival in ryuji in a completely different way from ren. and theyre both so aggro for rens love and attention. like jealous puppies. and ren has to kiss them to calm them down LMAO

i can go on about them but its shippy this is really long orz

[evil-hetalia-hot-takes]

ok!!!!!!! indophil v. gerita >:^)

mandatory disclaimer that this is my opinion! indophil is my OTP so i’m gonna be biased!! this is not gerita slander and u can have whatever opinion you want on these ships!!!!! ship and let ship ok 👍🏽

ANYWAYS everyone knows gerita im not gonna waste words on it. indophil, however, is pretty unknown in the fandom. indonesia and philippines were made canon in like. 2020? 2021? i can’t remember 😰 but yeah because they’re kind of new and were introduced during a relatively dead era for the fandom, so not many people know that they’re canon. for a hot minute the only ppl who gaf about them or the other seasians would be,,, southeast asian fans LOL. but more people def care abt them now

while gerita’s popularity stems from the sheer amount of canon content (which tbf js bcus they’re the main characters), history, and the whole backstory with HRE, indophil gets like. not even an eighth of that. (most asean content is all of them together i think, and iceland for some reason?? why r u here white boy are u lost) so fans tend to play into indophil’s shared history, friendship, and cultural similarities. i could yap on about that but i wanna move on

most ppl compare the two ships because its loosely the same dynamic of extroverted idiot twink x awkward himbo. and i can’t rlly fault ppl for that when they don’t know indophil as characters, BUT THEYRE DIFFERENT OK RAGHHHH

philippines and italy are similar, but thats because they’re both so extroverted and laid back. italy, and the entire show, revolves around how useless he is!! i’m saying this with love he’s pathetic and does whatever he wants. and philippines isn’t really shown to be that, he’s more mischievous with his friends and spends his time on that dang iphone.

on the other hand, indonesia and germany are HARDLY alike?!!!!???! like i don’t see it. at best they’re autistic and a little awkward. but indonesia has social skills?!? like his ass would not need a book to propose to philippines 😭😭😭😭

idk i had more but my brain flushed it down the toilet lmk if y’all want a pt 2

~ Mod Pelutze

[danganphobia]

but they stay with laios until he falls asleep anyway they barely get any sleep later in the morning themselves.

this is honestly so sweet they r his lesbian parents… AAAAH man laios angst is rlly real. i love farcille sm they are thee understanders TM theyre so sweet,,, theyre probably out here having fun and silly theatre or opera dates … the :3 to me

also also u mentioned chilshi. what r they up to. are they old men yaoi. r they professors or just . job havers. bar owners or smth

oh mah god i havent thought much about chilshi. my beloved old man yaoi. that's ok we're going through my thought process together.

if i were to think about it chilchuck sounds like a miserable medieval history adjunct professor. he's divorced. he sees his daughters like twice a month and they're the reason for his will to live, when he doesn't see them, he hates everything and everyone. he doesn't really like his job. he has tenure. he can do what he wants. when his students ask him if he could repeat the assignment he just says "No." and tells them all to leave his class because lecture time has ended and he refuses to go another minute over. his class exam average is below 40 percent and he doesn't give a fuck. he's waiting for his next paycheck to buy drinks at the local pub.

senshi's a culinary professor. he loves cooking and he loves teaching people how to cook. he's been doing it his whole life. he cooks for the gang during dnd meetings. whenever he's in a kitchen he makes it his own, even if the kitchen doesn't belong to him. if it weren't for him everyone would probably die of dehydration or live on cup ramen and frozen food for entire semesters. he leaves pastries on chilchuck's desk because chilchuck has to mentally prepare himself to help teach a class of 50 uninterested people that do anything but actually pay attention for nearly 3 hours. the pastries are actually what keeps chilchuck going. chilchuck is the one that asks senshi if he wants to go drinking. senshi is a really good listener, chilchuck finds that hot, and tries to sleep with him, but senshi stops him and asks if he could just come over to his apartment and senshi will cook a nice warm meal for him instead and take it slow, because he's a gentleman.

chilchuck actually agrees to it and has a good time. they sleep together but don't have sex, and he wakes up in the morning like damn, i actually have a crush at my big age? that's crazy.

this becomes a regular thing for them until chilchuck can't take it anymore and grabs senshi by the beard and is like "WE NEED TO FUCK. RIGHT NOW." and senshi goes "okay :) after dinner with me first :)" (they have sex).

"how did they get into the dnd club van" falin slapped a bunch of posters around campus with cute doodles and senshi saw it on his way to his classroom. he asked chilchuck if he wants to join sometime in case he's sick of teaching hopelessly unmotivated students. chilchuck thinks about it for a long time but one day when he's so stressed from teaching he joins a meeting and promises it's just "one time only" and ends up becoming a regular.

he brings his daughters to the dnd meetings and marcille is so happy because they're so cute. most of the time they just want to play minecraft and are on their expensive smartphones but they're nice girls. sometimes namari and kabru buy them fast food behind senshi's back when they don't feel like eating healthy.

[ofeliaxoxo]

Have you ever thought of the insanity that would be girl max x daniel

Take and already insane max and shove that shit into the horrors that is teenage girlhood and crushes

I have thought literally at length about girl Daniel x max but not so much the other way….i will probs never write a girl max fic so i will freestyle it here

i feel like girl max def opens up the floor for some rlly unfortunate vibes tho. If we’re going off the dynamic of early maxiel where max was down horrendous just absolutely foaming at the mouth then Daniel is immediately rendered more sinister. This 17 year old lovesssss you and you guys have undeniable chemistry. Well that’s no good. But I think he’d keep her at arms length despite her best off-putting efforts

Or maybe Daniel is like oh god this little freak clearly wants me so bad but she’s so weird and not hot. [insert the horrors of being a weird non-hot girl with a crush on a cool hot guy.] theyre teammates and have to work together and he needs to be liked so he still gives it the ol razzle dazzle. And she’s funny and SORRY she’s a pick me a little bit. She’ll say anything to make dr3 laugh she dgaf about feminism. And then one day she’s breasting boobily across the paddock as max already does and Daniel’s like oh wait hold on a stupid minute. And they continue to date other people for a long time and all Daniel’s girlfriends fucking hate max sm shes his girl best friend that he loves more and sees as more of a person than them. And max is in love w him the entire time just absolutely zendaya laughing at all his jokes and being like ohhh u wouldn’t get it it’s me and Daniel’s special inside jokeee u might be his bikini model gf but ive known him for years we party together and he can let loose around me and say what he wants:)))

For the general media narrative max as a woman would be crucified on the cross but in a v different way to girl Daniel. My beloved Danielle gets a different flavour of intense misogyny but I think max (Maxine??) just pretty much is seen as being some sort of evil wicked witch like I do kind of think she’d be universally hated f1 is not a woman loving space.

[pumpkinsy0]

Can we get some hcs of Pony spending Christmas with the Shepherds?

no,,,no u cannot,,,

•he was totally pulled along by curly, like w all due respect to the shepards pony never planned on spending any sort of time w them, let alone in CHRISTMAS he didnt even think they rlly celebrated it

•AND IN A WAY HES NOT WRONG!!! the shepards dont rlly celebrate it, angela and curly kinda want to but flip flop between wanting to b a good family and not caring and tim doesnt gaf about it, they would mostly spend their time doing their own thing waiting for the holiday to b over already

•but this christmas is special cause this was one of the rare times they were like “ok fuck it lets do SOMETHING together” so curly wanted pony to experience it w them too!! its only fair curlys been w ponys gang for a christmas pony gotta come along too

•not many places r open for christmas so they went some place to eat for breakfast!! not much pony says here hes rlly just “shepard watching” as he likes to call it, listening to them bicker on and on about something none of them will fill him in on till later

•pony does not spoke unless spoken to when it comes to tim AND angela, curly makes pony say something and puts him right in the spot and hes fumbling his words and hes getting teased HARD

•unless ponys borrowing one of their old jackets, curlys keeping his arm wrapped around ponys shoulders to keep him warm or they just share curlys jacket, tim and angela r fake gagging behind their backs, theyre both single and coping w it i cant blame em

•sometimes when trying to enter a place a mistletoe would b over the entrance and after SHOVING pony and curly inside bc curly wanted to take his sweet time kissing pony to anyone unfortunate to watch, tim and angela made SURE to go in one after the other they werent even gonna try and risk that bs of having someone tell them they gotta kiss, but a few times tim would kiss angelas cheek just to embarrass her (IN A FAMILIAL WAY OBVIOUSLY)

•curly got the bright idea for all of them to split up and go to different stores to steal gifts for each other, gid bless all the stores open around this time on christmas. tim got angela a pretty hairclip thats the most important thing here honestly nothing else matters, bc she always wears it now

•literally all of the minus pony stole a lil secret gift for themselves too, it was too tempting not to, this doesnt add much to the story i just felt like we all needed to hear that

•back at home, curly makes everyone hot chocolate before he has to drop pony back home, its not as decorated w whip cream and marshmallows n what not like darry does, but pony didnt mind it tasted rlly good he cant complain too much

•WOULD pony do that again???? yea sure he doesnt mind it, he wasnt talking much but it was nice seeing a different side of the shepards!! plus curly obviously had the best time and it was the first time in a while where that was the case AND they were both safe, its a nice change of pace

[celestie0]

omg i never rlly read the comments after im done reading any chapters of ur writing but the fact that u got hate comments bc ppl were jealous is crazy. kinda a double edged sword lol that ur writing is sooo good that it invokes such deep emotions but also im sure it’s hurtful to see them. at the same time i feel like it’s soooo necessary to the plot. big fan of ur writing i be talking to my bf all ab ur fics ESPPP KICKOFF AND IHM AND BOXER!GOJO AH THEYRE SO HOT

aww yea i guess that’s a positive way of looking at it! i’m so honored n happy when readers tell me that they feel very strongly about things i’ve written n that they invoke strong emotions bc it’s something i worry i struggle with when writing, but i guess with strong emotions comes strong opinions too at times! in a way it’s a compliment a guess? lol

but yea i got some hate after that chapter and i was just a baby author at that point so it was hard but i’m glad i persevered!

AW haha thats so cuuute and honestly relationship goals that u guys talk ab fanfiction together xd i’m so glad you enjoy my fics :)

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

okay so for some reason I love the idea of cheating in toxic relationships

I feel like Mary and Lily would get together young, Lily would hate James so much, and there would be rumours that Sirius liked Mary (he didn’t, he was gay.) and so she thought she could annoy Sirius and my proximity, James, by dating mary

they’d be like 14, it’d be each of their first wlw relationships and they would at first be rlly cute sie and yk teenagery love kinda stuff, but then Mary would find out about why Lily went on that first date with her in the first place, and she’d get angry and at first Lily would try to apologise, but then Mary would say smth that upset her and then they would both be yelling

(It’d end with them having sex for the first time, they both didn’t know what to do with their anger but they knew it was directed towards each other. They end up bruised all over with hickeys and scratches and shit, it’s uglyyyyy hot)

I feel like they’d break up at some point before leaving school and maybe Lily would get with Marlene to spite Mary and then that whole relationship could be toxic cus of that…

I’ll elaborate in a sec my mums calling me lol

WAITT... i love this. this is v diff from how i personally hc them but like it's so hot.

i like love saintstar theyre mls so like one step further in the cheating agenda and they're together and marylily are dating behind sirius' back or like. just after saintstar broke up bc saintstar r toxic like that and mary wants to hate sirius so she goes to her bsf and they end up kissing a little and then a little more ... mmmm

in my head lily's like "haha no i'm straight" after a 1 hour make out sess w mary so like yum angst bc mary's going through a lot to be bi (catholic guilt double yum) . first time they have sex YOURE SO RIGHT it is very violent and hot ugly and they don't talk to each other or acknowledge each other but then mary has a date and lily finds out so she's wearing lingerie around the dorm ... when mary's given up on dating bc she knows she's in love w lily lily starts dating marlene... ily

[itadorysss]

Let me hop on the latest trend too, by listing all of my favorite Eren & Mikasa's moments. Let's goooo 😽

Mikasa:

1. When she tries to look after Gus, I'm not gonna specify which chapter, but overall the moments that she gets to share with her little brother are precious as ever, even though she's actually the one who needs to be look after. But worry not, she's in good hands of Eric Jones now, or should I say Eren Jaeger? *wink wonk*

2. When she's girlbossing, like hell yeah, that's Mikasa Ackerman we're talking about!! For instance in chapter 9, the moment she gives order for the white party is just HOT AF. Ma'am, I'm on my knees for you

3. When she tries being a professional. It doesn't matter how messy her surrounding can be, all I know is that she knows how to put herself in a situation where she doesn't let her career/job infiltrate her personal life

4. When the girlie's just being herself. Like Miks, it's okay to let others see your true colors. If you wanna be sad, that's okay. If you wanna be alone, that's okay as well. If you wanna raging out and jealous at the way Eren & Lara are together in public, that's very very very okaaay 😝😝😝

Eren:

1. UGHHHH, I'm crashing out in instant everytime interrogater Eren comes out. Don't even ask why, but all I know chapter 1 & 12 had me biting my lower lip all the time when I read them. If it's not too much to ask, can I have HIMMM again on the upcoming chapter? 😝

2. I know Cal is Armin and Annie's son, but listen, the moment Eren gets to babysit him, I suddenly forget whose kid he is. Is this how Eren's future will be? Not forget when he'll definitely be the Daddy of Mikasa's babies 🫦

3. When he acts like a complete fool for Mikasa. I mean, I get you Eren. Who won't fall under her charm? But be careful though, you don't want to get busted, especially by Mr. Tybur's underling or just Willy himself

4. Same like Mikasa, I just like him when he's being his complicated self because no human is ever simple enough. Your emotions, experiences, and surroundings have shaped you to become the person that you are today. So don't hesitate to be who you are!!! By the way, the next time you see Jean tries to get closer to your girl. Just talk it out like A MANNN, instead of holding grudges by yourself. Copy that? 😝

THAT WAS IT, VY!!! I'm sorry, I didn't really point out/specify a certain chapter on that list, but all I know is that every scene brings a joy within me. Thankful for you and everything you've written so far, sweet girl. Love youuu 🌸🩷

HELL YESSSS!

girlboss Mikasa who is soft for the people she loves is so LOVED IN THIS HOUSE!!! shes such a multifaceted character! protective and feisty but also so sweet and kindhearted at the same time, get you a girl that really can do it all! chapter 9 Mikasa I ask for your hand in marriage PLEASE 🙇🏽‍♀️ and of course I love crazy Mikasa too! her and her INCREDIBLY VALID crashouts😏🩷she don't play about her man!

AND OH HELL YES INTERROGATOR EREN IS SO🤭 *bites lip* I promise this isnt the last we'll see of this hottie! LMAO WE REALLY DO NEED MORE BABYSITTER EREN BUT THERE IS SO MUCH FLUFF TO COME BETWEEN THESE TWO!!!

the man is so shameless about how much he wants Mikasa, he rlly is throwing caution to the wind and just doesn't give AF! like boy please be CAREFULLLL

these are literally all my favourite moments too! its so damn hard to pick sometimes bc I love them so much but ugh I love when theyre being unapologetically themselves, especially with each other

I LOVE YOU TOO MY ALAIA! ALL MY HUGS AND LOVE TO YOU! MWAH!🩷🩷