#THEYRE RLLY NOT THAT HOT TOGETHER

[bumbledblogging]

"as a medic what's your frame types and genders?"

" oh- ! my- ,,, my frame type ? that's a -! a good question! um- well !! i use he / him pronouns, but if you want to call me by anything different, i really don't mind ! i'm a mini - bot, so i'm a- , i guess a,,, Bit on the . . smaller side, i suppose, & i- ,, i consume a ... a tad more sweets than i should,, so my- i suppose my fuel tanks aren't really the,, they aren't exactly the size they used to b-"

" N O T . PURPLE. anything BUT purple. i FRAGGIN' DESPISE THE COLOR PURPLE. not the organic movie, though, i love that scrap. really sad for like 2 hours. fraggin' fantastic. BUT THE COLOR PURPLE ( color ) fragging DISGUSTS me, it's DISGUSTING !! purple WANTS to be BLUE sO B A D , but it CAN'T. because it's stuck as STUPID PURPLE!!! && because it's stuck as stupid purple, it's SELF - CONSCIOUS, && tries to convince BLUE that BLUE is the stupid one, but GUESS WHo's PURPLE? not BLUE!!!! here's some free advice, shitlips, if you're purple, 1, ask primus why he hates you, 2, get a paint job, && if 2 doesn't work, then resort to 3, JUMP OFF A - "

" . . . Frame* types . not your Favorite types, soundwave . & that's a rather Shallow & odd thing to specify , sir ,,,

maybe if you didn't Interrupt me while i was SPEAKING, you would've understood the question BETTER . . . - but Nooo, let's just all babble over bumblebee today! actually, scratch that, let's just senselessly squabble over all of his DILLIGENTLY WRITTEN, NO RECHARGE IN FOREVER, DOUBLE - SPACED, BETA READ, 190 BILLION PAGED PRE-WRITTEN SPEECHES that i've worked TIRELESSLY to perfect -- "

the bots continued to babble over the other, both with grandiose senses of self - importance, & both failing miserably to realize it. blitzwing soon joins in to make it a 3 man circus of morons because he's purple, & frankly, insulted . but also kind of just pissed about soundwave ripping off his favorite insult, & he didn't even add a creative little flare! just sliced the pizazz right in half! ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES !!

[imblocking-you]

Puna na 'yung tags nung isang post sa this is the second one lmao. 3 AM NA JUSQ

[dollishmehrayan]

# BATBOYS WITH BRAZILIAN!READER HCS ── .✦ ( batboys with a Brazilian s/o, requested!)

a/n: request by this anon (here) and a second anon (which I’ll theyre request even though it’s the same I’ll be doing it for them too as in a Damian focused one) also please reblog/like for some engagement tysm <3, also i’m thinking of doing different batboys separate hcs and like yk fics instead of all them together because I kinda don’t want to be reduced to that yk?? But it’s like the most posts that get engagement so I rlly can’t be mad at something that makes me get most attention, tags: (batboys x Brazilian!reader)

DICK GRAYSON ── .✦

Dick is obsessed with how expressive you are, he adores how easily you switch between Portuguese and English. He tries to pick up a few phrases to impress you, though he’s definitely not as smooth as he thinks.

“Oi, amor, tudo bem?” He says, thinking he nailed it. “...Wait, did I just call you my love?”

He takes you on regular dates to the best Brazilian restaurants, but when you ask for cachaça or caipirinha, he looks at you like you just asked him to jump off a building.

“Uh… we’re not old enough for that, are we?” “Dick your 27 for crying out loud.”

But when you insist, he’s just charmed by the way you argue with him, and tries (unsuccessfully) to keep up with your energy.

JASON TODD ── .✦

Jason absolutely loves your Brazilian food—specifically, feijoada and pão de queijo. He’s always asking you to make them, even though he tries to act like he’s not obsessed with it.

“I’m just saying, if you made this for me every day, I wouldn’t complain. Just don’t tell anyone that.”

He’s so proud of your Portuguese skills, and loves hearing you speak it. But when you use slang or curse words, he pretends to be all scandalized “why would you say that *gasp*” even though he secretly finds it adorably tough.

“Hey, is that how you really talk? That’s, uh, pretty intense. Kinda hot, though.”

Your energy and joy rub off on him, and despite his grumpy nature, he can’t help but smile when you’re around. He secretly loves it when you speak Portuguese, especially when you're excited.

TIM DRAKE ── .✦

Tim can’t resist asking you about Brazilian pop culture, especially when you’re watching Brazilian shows or listening to Brazilian music even when you tell him to not translate the meaning of some songs.

“Okay, okay, I have to know… how does that work? What’s this soap opera about?”

Your dance moves are a bit of a mystery to him at first, but when you teach him a little samba or forró, he’s lowkey impressed (and laughs when he messes it up).

“You know what? I’ll stick to solving crimes, you handle the dancing.” (He dances like a white boy so much in some white club😭)

He loves the idea of you sharing bits of your culture with him, especially when you teach him some Portuguese slang. But when you start using it against him, he doesn’t know whether to laugh or pretend he didn’t understand.

“Wait, wait, you just called me that?! But I thought I was your… Wait, hold on. I need a dictionary.”

DAMIAN WAYNE ── .✦

Damian is fascinated by the fierceness of Brazilian culture—he admires your independence and the way you carry yourself.

You make pão de queijo one morning, and he's convinced it’s some magical food that might give him new abilities. He eats it while muttering about the mysterious "power" of Brazilian cuisine.

“This… this isn’t regular bread. It’s—“ He pauses mid-bite. “I can feel stronger already.” “Damian, it’s just food.”

Damian gets a bit possessive about your accent, secretly thinking it sounds regal. He’ll make comments like, “I’ve never heard anyone speak so commandingly in Portuguese.”

If anyone flirts with you, he’s immediately in ‘protective mode,’ trying to act cool, but it’s clear he’s not happy. If anyone flirts in Portuguese to you? It’s a whole other level of intensity for him.

“You will not talk to her in that language in-front of me.”

BRUCE WAYNE ── .✦

Bruce doesn’t really get what’s so special about Brazilian music, but when you play some Bossa Nova, he ends up listening to it when he’s working. It makes him feel at peace.

“I don’t know how you do it, but this music calms me down in ways I didn’t expect.”

He’ll take you to exclusive Brazilian art exhibits, but he can’t help but feel like he's failing because he doesn’t know anything about Brazilian art or culture. But that’s okay—he'll always make sure you have everything you need.

“I might not understand all of it, but I can tell it means a lot to you. That’s enough.”

He loves how you bring excitement into his sometimes dreary world. When you talk about your hometown or culture, it’s like a breath of fresh air to him.

“You’re one of a kind.” *cue Alfred preparing Bruce’s list for him😭*

[gabberpopsexclusive]

imagine joost showing you off at a show, everyone is shocked by the fact hes deciding to go public about having a girlfriend, and the first time theyre together publically is at his own show.

after the show is over, being backstage with him is the hottest thing ever. i like to think he loves showing you off, being like “fuck yea look at my sexy ass girlfriend!” and he gets really turned on by showing you off nd making people jealous

i can only imagine him bending you over in his dressing room after the shows over, praising you for how perfect you were onstage with him, and how much people already love the two of you as a couple.

in this situation, he comes HARD. showing you off gets him so hot he just wants to cum EVERYWHERE he can. in you, on you, whatever he can get his hands on.

i love sweaty desperate after-show joost so very much. oh my god.

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i wrote this rlly quickly bcs it was rotting my brain, it might be not as good as other writings ive posted bc im tired and i do NOT feel like going back and fixing things so, enjoy the way it is pls even if the pacings kinda shitty :)

[manzaza]

sorry post delay uhhhh SWAP AU YAYYYYYYYY

details down below 😋🫶 (still workshopping idk might write a fic)

okok so basic swap, peri’s an anti-fairy and irep is a fairy yayyyy!! also parents swap so wanda is like the anti-fairy ruler (cosmo’s there too) and then anti-wan + anti-cos just fairy godparent for a living (absolute icons (they are HORRIBLE AT IT))

so peri is like the anti-fairy prince in the making and he’s like a big icon of anti-fairy world. irep on the other hand is fairy world’s top fairy idol and he HATES IT! LET HIM OUT!

irep also godparents at one point so slay! dev tolerates him much more than peri. irep still begrudgingly follows the rules, but he does find a way to slip past them. peri, as anti-fairy nature goes, doesn’t follow the rules as often, unless the council has something to say about it. oh, he hates the council, but they were besties at one point (at least he believed they were. they didn’t rlly like him that much).

ANYWAYS, relationship wise is weird. they got the childhood besties to rivals to head over heels kinda thing (peri more than irep). as most middle between the og and anw goes, they do get together (YAY) for a hot minute. peri wanted irep to rule by his side because it was slowly getting to be the time where he took control of anti-fairy world, but irep was like “no, but i’ll still date you” SO THEY GET TOGETHER!!!!

and then like usual it gets shot down and enters the divorce arc (not saying how that’s for a future thingy 😋)

so like during this time irep becomes a godparent and gets dev (yay) and peri is still after irep because he wants his silly fairy bf back

yikers!!!

jk

ANYWAYS that’s all i got plotted for now. they’re silly to me and i love swap aus so i gotta make one for my favs 🫶🫶

im gonna try and finish some other fics (my poor poor fic collection,,,,,) before i elaborate on this anymore in story format BUT EXPECT MORE DOODLES BECAUSE THEYRE SO SILLY (also ignore how i kept messing up their ears lol i swapped them midway oopsies) !!!!

[pumpkinsy0]

Can we get some hcs of Pony spending Christmas with the Shepherds?

no,,,no u cannot,,,

•he was totally pulled along by curly, like w all due respect to the shepards pony never planned on spending any sort of time w them, let alone in CHRISTMAS he didnt even think they rlly celebrated it

•AND IN A WAY HES NOT WRONG!!! the shepards dont rlly celebrate it, angela and curly kinda want to but flip flop between wanting to b a good family and not caring and tim doesnt gaf about it, they would mostly spend their time doing their own thing waiting for the holiday to b over already

•but this christmas is special cause this was one of the rare times they were like “ok fuck it lets do SOMETHING together” so curly wanted pony to experience it w them too!! its only fair curlys been w ponys gang for a christmas pony gotta come along too

•not many places r open for christmas so they went some place to eat for breakfast!! not much pony says here hes rlly just “shepard watching” as he likes to call it, listening to them bicker on and on about something none of them will fill him in on till later

•pony does not spoke unless spoken to when it comes to tim AND angela, curly makes pony say something and puts him right in the spot and hes fumbling his words and hes getting teased HARD

•unless ponys borrowing one of their old jackets, curlys keeping his arm wrapped around ponys shoulders to keep him warm or they just share curlys jacket, tim and angela r fake gagging behind their backs, theyre both single and coping w it i cant blame em

•sometimes when trying to enter a place a mistletoe would b over the entrance and after SHOVING pony and curly inside bc curly wanted to take his sweet time kissing pony to anyone unfortunate to watch, tim and angela made SURE to go in one after the other they werent even gonna try and risk that bs of having someone tell them they gotta kiss, but a few times tim would kiss angelas cheek just to embarrass her (IN A FAMILIAL WAY OBVIOUSLY)

•curly got the bright idea for all of them to split up and go to different stores to steal gifts for each other, gid bless all the stores open around this time on christmas. tim got angela a pretty hairclip thats the most important thing here honestly nothing else matters, bc she always wears it now

•literally all of the minus pony stole a lil secret gift for themselves too, it was too tempting not to, this doesnt add much to the story i just felt like we all needed to hear that

•back at home, curly makes everyone hot chocolate before he has to drop pony back home, its not as decorated w whip cream and marshmallows n what not like darry does, but pony didnt mind it tasted rlly good he cant complain too much

•WOULD pony do that again???? yea sure he doesnt mind it, he wasnt talking much but it was nice seeing a different side of the shepards!! plus curly obviously had the best time and it was the first time in a while where that was the case AND they were both safe, its a nice change of pace

[the-dumpster-fire-of-life]

hellloooooooo!!! i rlly love your parenting stuff for tom, can i reqeust like something about the reader telling him she's pregnant (maybe theyre like 18)? like she's in the band and theyve been together for a while and she got pregnant and yk stuff fdhfhsdfd

if you want to add angst to it for funsies make the reader die of childbirth

(Hello! I'm so glad you like my writing and sure I can! I hope you enjoy it even though I didn't add the angst as I didn't want to make it very long!)

You Got Them At Least

He thought you were joking

Like you called him to your hotel room and seemed to be panicky?

Sorta in a little state of shock and he's just looking at you and asking what's wrong

And you just fucking drop the bomb of your pregnant

He got so silent it was scary

You were so scared for him to talk when he did

It was surprising to hear that the first thing that came out of his mouth was if you were okay

You were shaking, crying out of the shock and the panic at first but you calmed down a bit with his help

Yeah, his mind was hectic but he kept it down surprisingly well

He thought his life was over for a minute along with his career

Kids were never something he really pictured or thought of

Especially at 18

All he really thought of was tour, being on stage and you

He knew he loved you and he knew he wanted to be with you, just adding a kid to that now shocked him a bit

He cursed at himself for having it happen ig?

Like getting you pregnant and causing you to be in such panic

He's in no form a dick, just may be a bit cold at first out of his own shock

It dwindles down though and he asks what you want to do

He's all for you keeping or not keeping it, he didn't think he got to alter your decision because it's your body, even if he wanted to have a baby or not

If you didn't know, he took the answer

You guys just sit there for a moment with his arm over your shoulder as you both try and think things through when this comes out his mouth

"Our kids gonna be so fucking cute. Y'know I bet Bill on something like this happening? Now I'm out twenty bucks."

He's all for making jokes to make light of the situation

I feel the first people you guys told was the band

And they thought you guys were dipping joking

But when they saw how serious you guys were they finally got it

"Holy shit, (Name)? You're knocked up? You let him knock you up? Are your standards that low?"

That's the first thing Georg decided to say, fucking asshole

"Oh my god, I'm gonna be a hot uncle?"

Of course, Bill was worried about that as he went over to you, making sure you were okay while threatening the fetus to make sure you're a beautiful pregnant woman

Bill gives the best compliment I swear

He also has a hand out for his twenty bucks

"I knew he would be the first."

Gustav has his priorities straight and is the "I told you so" guy

He is excited for you guys though, and found it funny that there was gonna be a kid soon enough

Your guys' career had to stop for a moment while you began to show but everything was okay

When you went out the help you guys hide it from the world until they couldn't

But if paparazzi ever got to close and too personal, you had some friends to push them away and yell at them

Maybe things would be okay with a kid around

You got Bill, the sassy, weird ass uncle who will spoil the child rotten and dress them up

You got Georg, who will treat the kid as good as he can, let them stay up as long as they want, pump em full of candy and take them without you knowing

Gustav, the favorite uncle who lets them steal his hats, helps them play drums, has tea parties with them and would do anything for them

But most of all you got Tom, your boyfriend who doesn't leave your side all nine months, much less miss anything as your kid grows up on stage with you guys

Things will be okay

[p5-apotelesma]

Hello!

I wanted to share with you my thoughts about Persona 5 Royal because I love your rants!

So, Ryuji sees Ren as his bestie and hates Akechi for attempting to kill his friend and hurting the group in general. But then, Ryuji has to see how Ren is kinda becoming a rlly good friend with Akechi and he must be so confused on what to think!

Like he knows Akechi was an a**hole but now he is Ren's friend and kinda taking the place Ryuji had in Ren's life!

He must have felt a lot of conflicted emotions, and I want to see your thoughts about this

hi!!! very cool that you like my ramblings and thanks so much for saying so. and for sharing your thoughts with me!! i enjoy the chance to chit chat,, though i might struggle to gather all my thoughts together coherently

ryuji and goro have very VERY different relationships with ren. and each holds their own place in rens heart. and theyre both so precious to him. ren met ryuji and it was like standing in the warm sun after being cold and in the dark for so long and flowers bloomed in their chest. and meeting goro was a different kind of thrill. it was a game of wits. it was heart pounding and motivating. whatever souls are made of yours and mine are the same (for better and for worse)

ryujis relationship with akechi has a TON of potential. they have a lot in common.,, ryuji starts off seeing goro as some snobby bootlicker who would sell them to satan for a cornchip. and goro sees ryuji as a tactless fool with hot air between his ears. but while working with them. he, against his better judgement, and despite ryujis reservations as well. they start to see each other a bit different.

goro is not immune to Ryuji Charms and Ryuji is more emotionally intelligent than most give him credit for and he can stand in solidarity with goro as someone else who has suffered greatly at the hands of adults who should have helped him. and yeah, the whole thing is very conflicting.

i dont think ryuji would see goro as a threat to his place as rens best friend, mostly because it. isnt really clear if the gang knows just how close ren and akechi become until later. how much they regularly talk and hang out and understand each other. like,, the gang might think its a keep your friends close and your enemies closer sort of thing. that its all pleasantries. that this is all part of them playing goro as goro tries to play them. and be varying degrees of surprised at how much ren seems to grieve him after he disappears.

i think when goro joins the team theyre surprised by how familiar they act with each other. (what do you mean you gave him a Thieves Club bracelet and a cute endearment MONTHS AGO ren this is the enemy!!) of course ren and goro try to keep things low key. cause they both know whats coming. but. it becomes clearer. just how close ren has allowed himself to be to the resident backstabbing shitbird. and ryuji is like. hey ren whats the deal. what the hell. because hello?? look at what goro has done and what he plans to do. (hes worried for rens wellbeing moreso than anything else)

at that point, i can see him being very curious about their friendship. ren says theyre rivals but just how close are they? what do they do when they hang out and what do they talk about? he doesnt expect ren to spill a lot cause hes a private person. and then he asks. hey. but im still your best friend, right? and ren is like firefly my bruhloved no one could ever take the place of you. and ryujis like. alright cool. love you too, mia. be careful... (im here for you.)

and ryuji and the rest of the gang try, as their comfort dictates, to bring goro into the fold and be friendly with him. ryuji wants to know why ren likes him so much as much as goro wonders why ren likes ryuji so much. and the only way to find out is to try and hang out with the guy. ryuji is surprised at how athletic goro is and extends invitations to run or bike with him. they dont really get much chance to know each other better except as team mates on the battlefield. they sure arent what one another would consider friends. and yet by the end ryuji is the guy to tell a broken goro "man, youre more than special." and "youre your own person, you gotta know that" because thats the kind of guy ryuji is. and goro cant wrap his head around it (this is why hes rens second!!! and the heart of the pt!! dummy!!!) ryuji didnt want goro to die! he pounded on that door and called him an idiot!! they can be friends!! i see the vision!!! and this is my city!!! and like. post games i very much see goro and ryuji as like. coworkers at Loving Ren Inc. SDKHFSDF and ren has two hands. the thing is. ren is the kind of friend goro wished he always had, too. and goro takes a Long time to realize that ren is also his best friend. so its very much a chain here. goro: this is my idiot, ren. and this is their idiot, ryuji. (<< pictured, goro getting sucked into the polycule, circa 2018)

also like. ryuji and ren have their own friendly challenges with each other a lot. if anything i think goro is far more likely to get all huffy and be like thats MY rival THANK YOU VERY MUCH!! YOULL NEVER CHALLENGE HIM LIKE I DO. but this fact also acts as a gateway to goro becoming closer to ryuji. like. when they bring goro into their own friendly challenges as a third. it. makes goro feel included. and they bond more. goro finds another rival in ryuji in a completely different way from ren. and theyre both so aggro for rens love and attention. like jealous puppies. and ren has to kiss them to calm them down LMAO

i can go on about them but its shippy this is really long orz

[danganphobia]

but they stay with laios until he falls asleep anyway they barely get any sleep later in the morning themselves.

this is honestly so sweet they r his lesbian parents… AAAAH man laios angst is rlly real. i love farcille sm they are thee understanders TM theyre so sweet,,, theyre probably out here having fun and silly theatre or opera dates … the :3 to me

also also u mentioned chilshi. what r they up to. are they old men yaoi. r they professors or just . job havers. bar owners or smth

oh mah god i havent thought much about chilshi. my beloved old man yaoi. that's ok we're going through my thought process together.

if i were to think about it chilchuck sounds like a miserable medieval history adjunct professor. he's divorced. he sees his daughters like twice a month and they're the reason for his will to live, when he doesn't see them, he hates everything and everyone. he doesn't really like his job. he has tenure. he can do what he wants. when his students ask him if he could repeat the assignment he just says "No." and tells them all to leave his class because lecture time has ended and he refuses to go another minute over. his class exam average is below 40 percent and he doesn't give a fuck. he's waiting for his next paycheck to buy drinks at the local pub.

senshi's a culinary professor. he loves cooking and he loves teaching people how to cook. he's been doing it his whole life. he cooks for the gang during dnd meetings. whenever he's in a kitchen he makes it his own, even if the kitchen doesn't belong to him. if it weren't for him everyone would probably die of dehydration or live on cup ramen and frozen food for entire semesters. he leaves pastries on chilchuck's desk because chilchuck has to mentally prepare himself to help teach a class of 50 uninterested people that do anything but actually pay attention for nearly 3 hours. the pastries are actually what keeps chilchuck going. chilchuck is the one that asks senshi if he wants to go drinking. senshi is a really good listener, chilchuck finds that hot, and tries to sleep with him, but senshi stops him and asks if he could just come over to his apartment and senshi will cook a nice warm meal for him instead and take it slow, because he's a gentleman.

chilchuck actually agrees to it and has a good time. they sleep together but don't have sex, and he wakes up in the morning like damn, i actually have a crush at my big age? that's crazy.

this becomes a regular thing for them until chilchuck can't take it anymore and grabs senshi by the beard and is like "WE NEED TO FUCK. RIGHT NOW." and senshi goes "okay :) after dinner with me first :)" (they have sex).

"how did they get into the dnd club van" falin slapped a bunch of posters around campus with cute doodles and senshi saw it on his way to his classroom. he asked chilchuck if he wants to join sometime in case he's sick of teaching hopelessly unmotivated students. chilchuck thinks about it for a long time but one day when he's so stressed from teaching he joins a meeting and promises it's just "one time only" and ends up becoming a regular.

he brings his daughters to the dnd meetings and marcille is so happy because they're so cute. most of the time they just want to play minecraft and are on their expensive smartphones but they're nice girls. sometimes namari and kabru buy them fast food behind senshi's back when they don't feel like eating healthy.

[inamagicalhallucination]

i have a strong urge to read a fanfic thats essentially just someone pointing out how strange atsushi and akutagawa's relationship can be and how akutagawa should do more traditional romantic stuff w/ atsushi unless he wants to lose him / be abandoned by him

so it follows akutagawa pretty much googling romantic things to do in a relationship and clicking the checkmarks

give flowers - he breaks into atsushi's apartment and fills it to the brim with plants

buy chocolates - well atsushi always ends up giving some of his sweets to ranpo anyway so akutagawa might as well half and half it between him and ranpo from the start

go dancing - atsushi ends up being awkward and embarrassed most of the time same w/ ryuu but they end up having fun

compliment their appearance: 'jinko ur eyes are very... eyes' 'thanks i think'

and its a hot mess tho atsushi, confused and disoriented, appreciates it anyway

the main thing is that atsushi and aktuagawa can be plenty romantic when they want to be but they dont show that in public much becuz theyre them and its just not like them - a lot of the things they do come more naturally and evolve as they get to know each other so even if they dont mark all the things on the list - they still work together rlly well

but the point of the fic is akutagawa trying to follow basic dating tips and failing miserably becuz he's putting too much thought into the action rather than atsushi and then him and atsushi beating up whoever gave akutagawa shit advice and told him atsushi would abandon him

[spnregular]

do the shampoo fic

like my wafflehouse hashbrowns is the second installment in my "bad touch" series, named for the bloodhound gang song. this is a dom!dean fic where lol you just have to hear me out!!!!!!! dom!dean is a silly concept but when the stars align it like rlly hits. tagging @ragdollsammy bc they asked about this as well!

Dean cobbled a shopping list together in his mind while running his fingers through Cas’s chest and arm hair. It was nice that Cas slept now. Dean could look at him in peace.

crucially dom!dean is about cas btw, this is about cas thinking it's hot

Once he really couldn’t deny the need to piss, Dean finally got up, pressing a kiss to Cas’s temple as he rose. Dean knew Cas wasn’t going too far. He’d be waiting when Dean came home. 

In my perfect world, cas and dean have the bunker to themselves. Dean is in full housewife mode nesting and making sure everything is perfect for his man and his boys when theyre in town. Also dean knows everything ok, no one gets anything by him bc he buys everything! Also i despite how i get on dean’s case all the time, i spend a lot of time also thinking about how soft destiel can be once dean lets go of other things. like once he stops hunting and isnt around sam all the time.

Dean paced up and down the aisle grabbing at dumb shit. Sam and Eileen were in town for the weekend so Dean knew he’d have to pick up some extra stuff. For all that Dean stole a little ointment from time to time, Sam was a fucking menace with hair stuff. Dean couldn’t believe how much product went in to maintaining that fucking mop of his. Equally unbelievable, was how prissy Sam could get about brands. It all had to be good for the environment, no chemicals n’ shit. All code for expensive. Dean sighed before taking his phone out.

Dean and gender….. Also dean really does believe sam is a lil self centered lmao he’s so crazy

Sam huffed out a laugh, “Dean, you still use three-in-one. That stuff sucks.”

“Then tell me why I was always running out of it for the entire year of 2013,” Dean clapped back.

So dean uses three in one bc men shouldnt have more than two soaps at a time obviously and 2013 is an attempt at referencing sam’s s8 hair because he was soooooo beautiful lmfao like they should have kept that stylist around.

Dean blinked. Cas was terrible at shopping. “Whaddyou mean ‘Cas got you some stuff’?”

Remember when cas knocked over half a gas station trying to put together an apology basket for his man….

“He, uh,” Sam hesitated, “He’s already got some stuff that’s really good. Organic and local.”

When cas showed sam how to jerk off the plant, sam almost had a heart attack bc i believe that cas was jerking that thang silly. Actually sam’s reaction is what clued cas into it being akin to an erotic experience for humans (cas would already find it erotic). But here, sam does not want dean to know that he found cas harvesting the plant super horny bc dean can be a lil possessive. That’s dean’s angel u kno…..

“Whatever, Dean,” Sam said, “See you back at the bunker. You’re out of Cheerios, by the way.”

I like to laugh abt cereal discourse

“You remembered the bags this time,” Cas said, smiling more with his eyes than his mouth, “Sam will be pleased.”

Dean grunted in response before leaning in to kiss Cas on the cheek, “Y’wanna help me get this all put away?”

“Of course, Dean,” Cas placed his book face down, splayed out along the already cracked spine.

“You know, he ain’t gonna be too pleased when he sees you been practically spatchcocking his books,” Dean said as he worked, mentally cataloging each dry good and dairy product. This should last a few days despite the few extra mouths. 

“Oh, well,” Cas said, not pausing a bit as he moved through the kitchen. 

They both love sam a lot, but also cas doesn’t give a shit what sam thinks whereas dean kinda does.

Dean snorted. They moved in the sort of quiet that only came from hard-earned understanding.  The sort of trust you had to fight for. What they had wasn’t perfect– still plenty of bumps in the road, still plenty of loud fights and disappearing and saying shit they didnt’t really mean– but they fucking worked for it. 

Dean smiled to himself when they finished. Everything was squared away where it should be: snack cupboard overflowing, fruit bowl filled for Sam, and Dean’s hip glued to the back of Cas’s ass as he pulled him in for a hug.

Everything is by dean’s design….. As it should be obviously…..

“Hey, you gone shopping recently?”

Cas pulled back to look up at Dean, “No. You hate when I go shopping without you.”

Dean does not think cas is capable of getting the right stuff at the store and has Made This Known. Not great lol, but cas is fine to defer to dean’s greater wisdom of humanity anyway.

Cas tilted his head, “He’s not mooching, Dean. There is plenty to go around. You’re welcome to some if you’d like. I’ve noticed that you like how it smells.”

Dean felt his neck heat up, “You noticed me sniffin’ you?”

Cas nodded, doing that eye smile thing again. Dean’s stomach swooped. 

“It’s comforting,” Cas said.

I got really soft in my chest writing this bit because well, theyre in love…. And doing cute things….

What Cas called a garden, most would call a patch of weeds. It sat about a quarter of a mile away from the bunker, nestled away in the woods. When Cas said he wanted a garden, Dean pictured sunflowers, rose bushes, maybe some zucchini. Something more like what you’d see in a Thomas Kincade calendar. The greenery that Cas cultivated… was a little different from that.

So gardening is a total made up fanon cas bit that i employed just to make this fic work. Im not opposed to most fanon cas headcanons like gardening or reading i just think that if you do it it should be weird. Like i think cas would be so intimately aware of what he puts in his compost and would like watch it decompose. Another thing he would find erotic.

Dean could never make heads or tails of it. Cas insisted that most everything was native to the area, no invasives, whatever that meant, but it just looked like a mess of weird leaves and nasty mushroom logs. Sure there were flowers, but nothing Dean knew the name of. Once, Dean asked if anything was poisonous and Cas told him not to touch anything. Didn’t have to tell Dean twice.

Cas clearly seemed to know where and what everything was because he led Dean through it all, all confident. He quietly instructed Dean to watch his step every so often. Don’t touch those flowers. Be careful of the bees. There were mole holes there, be careful.

Yeah, Dean didn’t get it but it made him fuzzy inside that Cas did. 

Have you heard that dean thinks cas is a cute lil guy…….

“This thing’s from Hawaii?” Dean leaned in over Cas. It did smell really good, “Thought you were doin’ a native only garden?”

“The plant originates in South Asia, if I recall,” Cas trailed his thumb up and down the fat, thick ridges of the pinecone. Dean blinked fast when he saw Cas’s thumb coming away shiny, “And mostly native.”

I didnt add this detail but cas uses what’s left of his grace to keep the garden going. Keeping a shampoo ginger plant alive in a heavily shaded forest would be nigh impossible without divine intervention.

Something flashed in Cas’s eyes, “Generally, I come to you for a ‘little tug’. But, yes, I harvest the gel for my hair regularly.” With his clean hand, he dug into his pocket to pull out an empty bottle. He rubbed his hand along the rim, collecting what he could and letting the rest fall.

This may be a dom dean fic, but honestly cas does know how to push dean’s buttons. Like theyre dog4dog you know. Also i feel like i did cas a lil ooc with the “i come to you for a lil tug” line bc i dont think cas is one for wordplay but i wanted to get him flirting

Dean raised an eyebrow. Cas was pulling out all the stops here, big blue eyes, mouth parted, hair tousled, just begging for Dean’s fingers to grip and run through it. The fucking kneeling on the ground. Dean was getting played, he knew he was getting played. 

“Yeah, Cas,” Dean said, a lazy smile slowly sprawling across his face, “Where do you want me?” 

Cas absolutely knows that dean gets a kick out of teaching him stuff and well cas likes it too.  Nevermind that cas is a capable person (debatable in dean’s mind), cas likes knowing that he’s doing what dean wants.

Cas angled the bottle to follow their hands, collecting what he could. Almost seemed pointless. The plant was so wet, just gushing out in a constant stream of sticky, tacky fluid. Dean took in a sharp breath when Cas rearranged their fingers, so slightly, just to run his wet thumb along the broadside of Dean’s wrist. Their hands were almost at the tip, so close, and the bottle was almost full. Some of it splashed onto Dean’s boots and the ground beneath them was soaked, the liquid pooling deep. Dean’s mouth parted to exhale, his tongue heavy between his teeth.

So, i love to make the mundane erotic and i get so horny about plants lmfao.

Dean placed his other hand on Cas’s head and dabbed lightly at the gel collecting along his hairline. Cas looked up at him, his face open and eyes wanting. They closed so slowly when Dean’s hands moved, scratching his scalp and cupping the back of his head. Dean’s dick twitched at the sight.

Cas grunted and threw his head back, clearly reveling in the feeling of Dean’s touch. More gel fell down his forehead and neck. Dean’s hand tightened in his hair and he tugged lightly. 

“Don’t move unless I say you can,” Dean said, pulling Cas’s head forward.

Ok here’s where the domming begins. Dean LOVES to take care of things. He knows what’s best and he likes knowing that he can do something other than hurt people. He looooves to provide. But, you gotta follow the rules, you gotta do it right. Also dean loves to Look at the Angel. Especially when he’s covered in plant come (see title: i want you smothered want you covered like my wafflehouse hashbrowns)

“You know how I take care of my things. Keep ‘em clean, fine tuned,” Dean said, “Just like Baby.” 

Cas’s eyes widened, nodding in agreement with Dean.

“You like that?” Dean asked, his eyes hooded.

Cas nodded again. His eyes were so beautiful, framed in dark, wet lashes. Fuck– Cas was so beautiful, face flushed, sopping, dripping wet, hair mussed and wrapped around Dean’s fingers. He was looking up at Dean like he was waiting for a miracle to unfold. Dean bit his lip.

“I’m gonna take care of you just like that, okay?” Dean said and tugged on Cas’s hair, finally pulling him closer, “You gonna let me?”

Cas, jaw slack and shoulders relaxed, whispered out, “Of course.”

So the baby comparison lol. This seems to be why people love this fic and i must confess, this is an idea inspired by the issues series by everandanon. In the third installment of the series, cas is watching dean fuss and smile over trinkets from his childhood and cas wants to be something that dean cherishes and covets and keeps tucked away in a similar way. And then they have very very intense sex, you should read that series it’s very good. But reading that was sort of a eureka moment for me like cas wants dean to want to keep him. He wants to be dean’s special guy and he wants dean to care for him like a special treasure. And what possession does dean care for the most? His car. Dean’s car is like a religious idol to him, he worships it. So now cas is hearing that he’s in the same category as dean’s most precious and most reliable possession? He’s finna bust a nut.

Dean ran his hands through Cas’s soapy, wet hair so slow. When you had the opportunity to take care of an angel, you had to do it right. Dean scratched harder when Cas moaned, rubbed softer when Cas moaned. Dean was driving, but Cas was wayfinding. 

Before long, Dean couldn’t pretend that he hadn’t washed every inch of Cas’s head at least three times over. He couldn’t ignore the ache in his groin either, the way his dick pulsed with every little sound Cas made.

Dean also washes baby like this, over and over and he gets aroused by it. Caring for things makes him feel so good, so important. He likes to think he’s the only one who can really take care of the ones he loves in the right way. Doing stuff like this helps him feel that way.

Cas opened his mouth wide to fit as much of Dean as he could in his mouth. Dean’s dick lay on Cas’s tongue, undoubtedly heavy and fat. The wet heat of Cas’s tongue, the tiny movements pressed against the underside of Dean’s dick, had Dean feeling lightheaded. Cas didn’t move, didn’t suck, didn’t bob his head. Dean moved his hand in Cas’s hair again, prompting a long moan from Cas. The vibration of it took the air right from Dean’s lungs and he tugged on Cas’s hair. It was a fuckin’ feedback loop; the more Dean pulled and massaged the more Cas moaned and groaned and the more Dean pulled and his chest heaved. 

“Fuck, angel,” Dean said, “Keep it together.”

The short cockwarming portion of this fic is bc i like to think abt dean having trouble maintaining an erection. But the combination of cas’s mouth and cas doing what he’s told?? He’s got this one. Also this is very fun for cas bc he wants to go to town on that thang so bad but the tension and anticipation of dean telling him what to do just wins over.

“I’m gonna keep drivin’, okay?” Dean said, “Don’t. Don’t move, okay?”

Cas nodded so slightly, barely moving his head, but even that small action had Dean’s balls aching. 

Driving a car is like having sex to dean and vice versa of course. Drivers are the ones in total control and it’s their job to be in charge and keep everyone safe and happy.

Cas’s hands gripped the bottoms of his jeans, and even though that counted as moving, Dean let him have it. Sent a rush through Dean how much Cas liked it, how it made him handsy. When they first got together, Dean was afraid to touch the guy– thought he’d smother and choke him. Imagine if Dean realized ten years ago that Cas wasn’t above breaking any rules, if it meant he’d get to touch Dean. 

Destiel always gets me bc dean thinks he’s gonna hurt everyone but he doesnt realize that cas is a glutton for pain. And well yeah dean hurts cas a lot but cas….. He wants it lmao. Dean’s love IS smothering, it’s like freakin smoke, pervasive and you can really choke on it. But that’s sort of what cas is looking for, something all consuming that he can commit his entire being to. Two guys who love codependence…. well dean doesnt like it per se, but c'est la vie

“Stay with me, sweetheart,” Dean said, “Move your hand.”

“W-Wha–” Cas breathed out.

“On the red thing,” Dean said, slowing his pace on Cas’s dick, “Jerk off the flower for me.”

Purely horny reasoning here. Dean really likes watching cas engage in sexual acts even if theyre not with him (see life skills by ilovehowyouletmefall). Dean has such complicated feelings towards sex. This flower thing is perfect to watch bc it’s like a dick so dean can see his own dick in cas’s hand but ALSO it’s a flower…. Delicate…. It can get really beat up if you’re too rough with it…. Having a gender moment…..

Cas immediately latched onto Dean’s neck, sucking and biting hard. Dean sharply inhaled, his heart hammering in his chest. He reached his hand further into Cas’s pants to cup his balls. Things were so tight, Dean wasn’t sure how he hadn’t busted his load yet. He moved his hand back to Cas’s dick and squeezed hard again. Cas moaned into his neck and bit at the at bend of Dean’s jaw, licking and sucking like his life depended on it. His hand still worked hard at the plant, bruising its red flesh. Dean didn’t think Cas would be able to reuse this particular bloom again. The ridges were crumpled and the whole thing was falling apart. Cas shook under Dean’s hands.

Dean likes to be KISSED and LATCHED onto…. Mommy moment….  And he likes that cas is fucking the flower up, losing control (this is a thing for me, i love when cas loses control with dean)

“Come on,” Dean whispered into Cas’s ear, nipping at the lobe, “I got you.”

Cas moaned Dean’s name. The sound was almost a sob, but Dean couldn’t see his face to be sure. Dean squeezed Cas’s dick harder, back to that same crushing pressure. Dean’s hand was starting to chafe, but he didn’t want to let go of Cas to get more gel, didn’t want to stop touching him, didn’t want to stop hearing him cry out and tremble. 

This is a thing for them both. Dean HAS cas. Like cas belongs to dean meaning dean is gonna take care of him and dean is gonna make sure that it’s gonna be okay even when things seem overwhelming.

Cas’s arms immediately wrapped Dean and he pressed their lips into a crushing kiss. Dean let him have his way, opening his mouth wide. He rubbed Cas’s back, up and down, up and down, all soft and shit. Every time it got intense, they always made sure to follow it up with the soft shit. Turned Cas into angelic pudding every time. 

It’s not “aftercare” (it is) but dean doesn’t know bdsm rules. They have never negotiated a kink onnce in their lives. They just know it feels nice to be sweet on each other. :)

Dinner was great, as it always was when Dean had any control over it. He made something for everyone, letting the pride wash over him as everyone smiled into their plates, getting up from the table with full bellies. Even though Sam always gave Dean shit for unbuckling his belt at dinner, Dean caught him doing the same fuckin’ shit. It was good.

Everybody helped clear the table, but somehow Sam and Dean got stuck doin’ dishes, Cas and Eileen making themselves conveniently scarce when the time came. Secretly, Dean was pretty okay with that. Reminded him of all the small and simple moments they used to have, between all the bullshit. 

Dean’s rose colored glasses on the past lmao. Also dean believes he knows what everyone wants and it only gets worse when he’s right.

“Yeah, but you tell her you were jerkin’ it with, Cas?”

“Dean!” Sam almost dropped the plate in his hands.

“Hey, I don’t have any problems with it!” Dean shrugged, biting the inside of his mouth to keep from laughing, “But maybe Eileen might not like you fondling some aka pooki plant with my man.”

Dean thinks it’s funny bc obviously sam knows the optics of the situation. If dean had walked in on cas giving sam a demonstration he would have no reacted so well imo. Ive written a smubble where sam and dean share cas, but that is something i think works best in a pre season 9 world.

“Now you’re being racist,” Sam said. “Oh, now I can’t call out my brother when he plays slippery pickle with a guy I’m fucking,” Dean said, rolling his eyes, “Because of woke.”

absolutely ridiculous of me but i love thinking about dean as a sort of modern archie bunker type character. he knows the whole thing is ridiculous here but he loves to push sam's buttons lol

[calledbyflowers]

a: i was reading this porn that made me think about the nature of failure success and the mixed success in terms of pain a kind of neutral smooth funcitoning and pleasure in terms of pleasure being a kind of rattling of ur projection of urself into the future kind of like being on the edge of being in and out of synch with consensus reality like just kind of shaving the edges off of it a little bit?

and like thats how to understands it is that pain=failure (contact. hard. rough. opposition. reality as an obstacle. 2ness). pleasure=mixed success (kind of frotting with existence. rlly closest to 3 in terms of scums patented numerology) and finally smooth functioning=successes since u just kinda do it and theres not any fascinating complications or weird shit.

with a success ur just ur idiocosm is easily slotting into place as coinciding with the World and perhaps somewhat pleasantly? perhaps satisfyingly? but not quite with the same electricity. like i think if you find womens boots pleasurable, which i do and they are so pretty, then that does not mean the same thing as if u enjoy womens boots like u could find it satisfying or nice to look at womens boots perhaps appraising them or finding them satisfactory or like otherwise positively evaluating them in some capacity with or without taking pleasure in them and like it would be strange to say you take pleasure with them and you know really just trying to whiz bang in one more wittgensteinian argument for good measure bwao! but like its one that only works if ur bones and my bones agree about ontology :( 

meanwhile were you to suggest that you found womens boots pleasurable in some capacity this would suggest although not necessarily imply a kind of sexual pleasure what the empiricist freudian fuddletwats too up their own asses being cool and not wanting to look like dorks and dipshits and not wanting to talk for so long about like every sort of humanoid experience possible would say fetishes and also maybe i call them fetishes too but its hot when i do that so im winning its hot for me ummmm....

b: get back on track princess

a: so umm not suggesting phenomenology is inherently kink-inclusive im saying it should be cuz if u look to the things themselves ull find that like u can analyze these things to the point where u can identify like "oh all the supposed bad things about these practices that ppl talk abt theyre like to the extent that they exist structurally separable from and u can identify smthn the same between them and other practices

like the risks of various dangers in kink r more or less analogous to dangers which belong to other practices except perhaps to certain extents that can be attributed ultimately to kinkphobia and the enforcement of normative sexual practices as a way of organizing human reproduction on a mass scale in a way which will naturally be structured through the economic form of life of the time

for example, a wedding binds the couple together in an economically relevant way typicially in americatown usa where i live and our society is structured around that being the norm even if allowing for exceptions that like its a common presupposition that if ur married like the default form of marriage presupposes that if ur married u and ur spouse live together.

now if u dont that has 2 b explicable or else that doesnt invalidate the marriage certainly but it does render it odd, non-normative. it might raise question if the spouses do not share a bed for long periods of time except for there being seperated by external circumstances outside of their control. there is an assumption that htey will live together and like to the extent that all the bullshit pop sci stuff i found on duckduckgo was just assuming in all its statements of statistical data that married implies living together like marriage is an economic relationship proximally and for the most part

b: and im sure these pop sci sites present the most up-to-date scientific perspective…

a: shhhh but ig kuhn did say that normal science is the science found in textbooks and for bolzano the ultimate aim of logic was that of correctly organizaing knowledge and the best ways to learn it by organizing the textbooks. so maybe this is like relevant or something?

anyway, the point is that typically marriage is correlated typically with an economic tie between them which formally or otherwise forms a higher-order economic unit of "the couple." their economic lives, their ways of working, spending money, using public services, organizing or simply being crushed by the economic order. im just saying that if ur married the norm of couples living together has its economic impact it can be mapped economically.

but insofar as it can be mapped economically in a certain sense it must fit itself to correlate with the economic order in a sense that like maybe this is a weird thing 2 say but like u have to be able to see with one eye the norm and the patterns? like if u were studying the economy in and for itself the vast plane of flesh u would be able to identify a pattern and name it and maybe even predict it to an extent u could give the kind of mathematical shell of what marriage is in purely formal structural economic terms as like the tendencies for two (or more or even less. like two alters marrying can obviously alter ur spending habits the changes in alter relationships r changes in the habits of conduct of the collective organism or the body if u want to speak cartesian which i cant blame u for comrade i talk about the soul sometimes? crazy right? that kind of talk can be useful sometimes even if its ultimate truth lies in inculcating ways of living).

anyway what was i talking about again? umm yeah it was like umm how marriage is reducible to economic terms?

b: hmmm i can think of counterexamples to that babygirl. you definitely think if you werent stoned off your tits you could- i didnt say that was u imagining me saying that sammy! but its ok ur my good girl just calm down its okay. any i just think that you could find some counterexamples to your claim here.

a: well hmm if i wanna solve this problem and seem cool i could declare a postmodern or maybe better or cooler would be to call it a spinozist turn cuz thats sexy but really its the same thing which is lets think of this not as a reduction but as a natural transformation (though not a precise one, falling short of the mathematical ideal) an equivalence in which neither category is annihilated but both are affirmed as being structurally analogous in some respect and thus insofar as we might understand the totality of the World (which spinoza called God but im calling it the World cuz pantheism is lamesauce blehh) as like the organic sum of all the distinct overlapping spheres of humanoid conduct and correlatively…

umm like shit well um no wait i dont wanna mmmmmnnnn should i be postmodern? idk. wait shit ive reinvented the mind-body problem. thats so funny. just on the basis of like sucking... i mean of trying to think through what honestly this was basically an analytical marxism in style with the amount it sucks off mathematics and especially mathematical logic and in this case category theory understood as a mathematical ontology (the abstract form of an ontology) and like seems very analytic and weirdsauce.

so like maybe ive reinvented the mind-body problem and the easy thing to do is to solve it like i would solve the mind-body problem if i believed it was a coherent problem and not an error on phenomenological grounds unintelligible niff naff like ive reinvented the structure of the mind-body problem but with yknow identity-based or identity-correlated forms of oppression or like…

b: princess im not sure that u specified thats what u were talking about yet.

a: oops. well not explicitly but like marriage is so centrally tied just historically not essentially in the sense of like iris marion young talking abt phenomenology. and so like umm yeah so marriage is femininism town so like the question is kind of acceding a kind of…

a (?): wait... im dumb.... i already said the two were fucking mnnmnmnm natural transformatiosn u baka sammy! u said they were naturaly transofmrations! and that implies u cant do the fucking davidsonian thingy cuz like that requires u to fucking do the thing where they aint identifiable u baka bink! u couldnt have relations in the category of objects posited by one discourse corresponding to relations in the categories of objects posited by another without making them at least logically reducible and so u cant do a davidsonian sort of supervenience.

b: so u cant do the davidson shit sammy. u have 2 choose between postmodernism and modernism.

a: mnmnmnmnmnm can i at least say spinozist 🥺 thatd have a bit of dignity still. postmodern reminds me of my mom.

b: okay i dont think we needed to air that in public like fuck thats a fascinating thing to learn and very much something we could dig into when u arent transcribing our conversation as we speak! speak brainstyle.

a: yeah, sure, of course,l ove... love you mommy…

b: 💋

…wait werent you trying to talk about your rpg that ur making?

a: oh u mean scum (see here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/11ahGjj9_GcPSyl84x-gUQQ3GbJy2ZSc9MMJeYZ1BdIc/edit?tab=t.0), the new story game which some are calling a genre unto itself?

b: yes… all of this discussion was ostensibly in support of the claim that the experiential characters of pleasurable vs. satisfying r distinguishible at least in principle and like you ended up in the process getting really into kink and how kink doesn't need to be sexual and how sexuality and romance and all that shit must shape itself to fit into the prevailing economic order of the day? which is interesting even if it is a kind of extended tangent.

a: awww thank you for calling it interesting!! i love you.

b: i love u too princess.

[celestie0]

omg i never rlly read the comments after im done reading any chapters of ur writing but the fact that u got hate comments bc ppl were jealous is crazy. kinda a double edged sword lol that ur writing is sooo good that it invokes such deep emotions but also im sure it’s hurtful to see them. at the same time i feel like it’s soooo necessary to the plot. big fan of ur writing i be talking to my bf all ab ur fics ESPPP KICKOFF AND IHM AND BOXER!GOJO AH THEYRE SO HOT

aww yea i guess that’s a positive way of looking at it! i’m so honored n happy when readers tell me that they feel very strongly about things i’ve written n that they invoke strong emotions bc it’s something i worry i struggle with when writing, but i guess with strong emotions comes strong opinions too at times! in a way it’s a compliment a guess? lol

but yea i got some hate after that chapter and i was just a baby author at that point so it was hard but i’m glad i persevered!

AW haha thats so cuuute and honestly relationship goals that u guys talk ab fanfiction together xd i’m so glad you enjoy my fics :)

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

okay so for some reason I love the idea of cheating in toxic relationships

I feel like Mary and Lily would get together young, Lily would hate James so much, and there would be rumours that Sirius liked Mary (he didn’t, he was gay.) and so she thought she could annoy Sirius and my proximity, James, by dating mary

they’d be like 14, it’d be each of their first wlw relationships and they would at first be rlly cute sie and yk teenagery love kinda stuff, but then Mary would find out about why Lily went on that first date with her in the first place, and she’d get angry and at first Lily would try to apologise, but then Mary would say smth that upset her and then they would both be yelling

(It’d end with them having sex for the first time, they both didn’t know what to do with their anger but they knew it was directed towards each other. They end up bruised all over with hickeys and scratches and shit, it’s uglyyyyy hot)

I feel like they’d break up at some point before leaving school and maybe Lily would get with Marlene to spite Mary and then that whole relationship could be toxic cus of that…

I’ll elaborate in a sec my mums calling me lol

WAITT... i love this. this is v diff from how i personally hc them but like it's so hot.

i like love saintstar theyre mls so like one step further in the cheating agenda and they're together and marylily are dating behind sirius' back or like. just after saintstar broke up bc saintstar r toxic like that and mary wants to hate sirius so she goes to her bsf and they end up kissing a little and then a little more ... mmmm

in my head lily's like "haha no i'm straight" after a 1 hour make out sess w mary so like yum angst bc mary's going through a lot to be bi (catholic guilt double yum) . first time they have sex YOURE SO RIGHT it is very violent and hot ugly and they don't talk to each other or acknowledge each other but then mary has a date and lily finds out so she's wearing lingerie around the dorm ... when mary's given up on dating bc she knows she's in love w lily lily starts dating marlene... ily

[nress]

Okay, I have a really big question… I know a lot of people ship Alejandro and Noah but I must ask, what made you start shipping them? Why do you think they’re great together??

Short answer: They look cute on screen together and i enjoy shipping Alejandro with everyone, its just Noah tends to be the victim i choose most bc i like drawing him

Long answer:

I have a bit of a bias towards Noah since as a kid he was one of the only characters i remembered consistently and during my rewatch of WT i rlly vibed with Alejandro so when i entered the fandom and saw the ship it rlly clicked for me. I tend to ship characters for their potential interactions, aka if i can think of fun scenarios they can get into outside the show then i enjoy the ship heaps more and smth abt that super-hot-and-talented-but-secretly-dorky Alejandro x could-not-give-less-shits Noah gives way to some very interesting dynamics. Plus they have good conflicts, especially since they seemed pretty okay during Newf and then come London shit hit the fan and i love having character conflict before they romance.

basically theyre super fun to play around with and honestly i was pretty happy they were popular. Theyre not actually my fav ship but alejandro is one of my fav characters and i love drawing noahs hair so thats why i draw it so much

[pumpkinsy0]

CAN WE PLS GET SOME PAPERCUT CHRISTMAS HEADCANONS🙏🏾 (and maybe some dallas)

i made this literally RIGHT after i woke up from a nap i came READY🙏🏽🙏🏽

•they all wear ugly christmas saeaters, difference for pony and curly though is that they also wear matching ones as per curlys request. bonus points if theyre naughty vs nice

•pony and curly is that couple who tries avoiding the mistletoe bc everyone is around and believe it or not they have a limit on pda depending on how many ppl there r, but some of the gang r trying to push them under it

•around christmas time is the only time the curti’s use their small fire place and curly would knock OUT when he was in front of it bc his house was rlly cold, and ponys always checking up on him bc he reminds pony of a lil stray cat seeking shelter. purring and all

•dally hates it when ppl start to celebrate christmas right after halloween, like RIGHT after, he hates the fast change, he would like a moment to himself after being w family, yknow to just calm it down. the curtis’ have a habit of doing that so they dont see dally for like a week when they start doing it

•once curly was planning on giving pony this small gift during this small party that woulda meant a lot and he was hoping to keep it to himself cause ewww showing feelings in front of others, but he just couldnt so he asked part of the gang to help him out in finding it in time

•im not denying that curly WOULDNT put a mistletoe on his belt to b cheeky, im just saying it would b above his ass so EVERYONE can kiss his ass. he even put the mistletoe upside down and said it was a reverse mistletoe where everyone above it has to kiss him. pony tried taking it off him before he walked into his house but curly has sticky fingers he got ts out of ponys drawers from his room somehow

•he got that idea from dally btw, he was being nosey and eavesdropped on him and tims “oddly emotional drunk eggnog w alcohol and kremas binges”

•darrys walked in on pony and curly making out under the tree before, at first they were just wrestling but it escalated. darry does NOT care, he wants it to stop IMMEDIATELY especially bc they knocked down a few ornaments w it

•curly and pony window shop a lot near the holidays (ponys totally going in there to steal what pony had his eyes on later in the night, its usually just postcards bc pony has a weird attachment to holiday postcards, they comfort him)

•dally and soda r the only ones who remember mrs curtis’ hot chocolate recipe. if sodas busy thats the only time u will find dally in the kitchen. he says its just for himself but give a couple minutes and hes gonna walk in the living room saying if anyone wants go get

•pony makes sugar cookies for curly and curly tried cooking sugar cookies at his place and he did but they dont look right at all, y does half of em have a dick and y is the cookie so big, did u cut out these shapes w a knife😭😭

•”ho ho holy shit u look great tonight” “please shut up already”

•ponys knit curly a scarf that curly uses a lot, even has his initials on it!! curlys jacket is already wind resistant but no harm in being more warm!! tim and angela tease him for it but t the end of the day hes gonna b warm asf and they aint, when he sees angela shivers he lets out a lil “hm,,,” but ends up giving it to her to share

•i like to think dallas and sylvia have their nice moments together, especially on christmas!! its her favorite holiday and dallys not a complete asshole he tried getting her SOMETHING