#AND I AM EATING IT THE FUCK UP WHY DO I LIKE EM SM WHAT

[cantdanceflynn]

IK I HAVENT DRAWN IN FOREVER BTW IM WORKING ON CATCHING UP

[kamiversee]

kami kami kami..oh how happy you make me with these chapters IF ONLY YOU KNEW. Anyways…

1. WHYD CHOSO THREATEN MY BOY INO LIKE THAT ! When i was reading i was like 🤨 cause ino did NOT deserve that fr. My bbg got so scared too like leave him alone choso🙄 and the fact that choso says ino was looking at her like he wanted to fuck her BUT IK DAMN WELL INO DID NOT MEAN THAT. my poor baby was so nervous and he couldnt even keep his eyes on the reader fr so whats choso on abt.

2. CHOSO??!?!??😫😫😫😩 why was he so babygirl this chapter. HIS LIL HUMS AND MHMS LIKE BLOW MY BACK OUT CHOSO PLEASE😫🙏 AND HIM BEING CLINGY IS JS SUCH A TURN ON TO ME LIKE YES LAY YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER AND CUDDLE UP INTO ME UNTIL UR IN MY SKIN. HES SO OH EM GEE

3. yuki. yuki yuki yuki. lord i KNEW i was gonna fall for that woman. The way you described her and lord the way she was sitting. I have never physically drooled over a character before but boy oh boy. AND SHE WAS FLIRTING WITH US ?? guys idk but i think she wants me ☺️ am i delulu or am i her solulu fr😫 i need her in me and if the next chapter is not me getting dick downed by that lady, i dont want it. (yes i do keep it coming)

4.Tell me why i misread the “best friend of gojo” and read it as js “gojo” I WAS SO SHOCKED I LITERALLY TURNED OFF MY PHONE AND SCREAMED. I was like there is no way we’re getting a chapter with both choso and gojo. After a minute of screaming, I opened tumblr again js to see “geto suguru” at the bottom..😞 the delusions have really taken over my brain. I need to stop thinking about gojo so much and go outside and touch some grass. Either way, I am not disappointed at all and I am so excited to see what the next chapter has to offer😈 (i NEED drama)

-🍦

ANOTHER ONE TO BREAK DOWN LETS GOO

1. Well, Ino & the reader did just flirt with each other a few nights ago so him looking at her like he wants to fuck her isn’t rlly tht off ^.^

2. I KNOW RIGHT UGH I NEED TO EAT HIM BRO😩 PARR THOSE THIGHS AND LEMME GOBBLE GOBBLE- anyways, yes he’s very bbg & ilhsm!!

3. I need her to js whip the strap out in the next chapter ngl😖

4. LMFAOOOO IM CRYING WAIT HELP😭 because im dyslexic I literally understand this sm HELP ME💀💀

[copperphysics106]

For the asks : Northwest Passage and/or captain please ?

- @strogoff-era

Northwest Passage: GOODSIR!! My best friend Goodsir... Honestly I love all the doctors.. I do I do.. except Peddie (sorry babe). But Goodsir was my favourite character HANDS DOWN first time I watched the show, abso-lutely and he still sits up there in my favourite character tier list (note: every character is on the same tier bc I love all of them sm). Im such a sucker for doctor characters, I'm serious. And characters that are hopeful and optimistic and GOOD hearted. Idk why I gravitate towards those characters so much but it's definitely what happened here. Also, I really value platonic friendships in media and I love Goodsir and Silna for that (I know some ppl ship them, that'd totally fine!! I just see em more as siblings ♥️) Literally I have watched the show maybeee.. 9 times now? And every. Time. Silna comes across his body, I am a sobbing mess (my friends can testify). His death scene is so fucking heartbreaking dude don't even talk to me about it. I can't!!

Captain: I think I posted my answer on a discord server a while ago which sums up my thoughts on my favourite cold boy, which is Hickey? Though to be honest, please remember that I love all the cold boys so much .. it's genuinely IMPOSSIBLE for me to pick one but I guess I think about Hickey the most ahaha. So I'll post it here just be warned I wrote a lot. I was, in a mood that day I guess. Also everyone might disagree with my interpretation of Hickey, but, yeah. Sorry ig!

Putting aside the INCREDIBLE acting from Nagaitis, I just find Hickey SO INTERESTING to explore. He is a character you simply can *not pin down*. You never truly know what he's thinking. He can be cruel one moment, loving and tender the next, absolutely unnerving the other, insane, and then sympathetic? (get you a man that has it all?).

Like I think it's easy to pin Hickey down as a insane murderer with no feelings and NO compassion but we just see that isn't true and THAT is probalby at the heart of why I love his character so much. He has layers. He's not just one thing, he's not confined to a box, and he is incredibly hard to read and that makes it really fun! It's so fucking fun watching the show the second time and seeing him in a TOTALLY different light!

I think the entire mystery surrounding his real name and who he really is helps a lot because it leaves SO much room for speculation, like- I really lkove thinking about who he was before the expedition and stuff! Nagaitis said he read a lot of Jean Genet for his character, nI agree! The way he thinks as a character is just endlessly interesting to me. Like, there's that quote from Terror Camp that drives me up the wall: How Crozier is his great test, his soulmate, his friend--a person that has been put into Hickey's world to 'test' him, for Hickey to 'overcome', and additionally, how he thinks of himself in the world is so fascinating. Like he doesn't believe he had parents. he just thinks he appeared one day. Like that is just so fucking crazy I love it. He's just so easy and fun to hate too especially by the end. Like omfg first couple watches I fucking hated him sm. I still cheer when Tuunbaq eats him 🥳🫶

I think it's just the layers of his character that really intrigue me and make him my favourite, because I can just watch any one of his scenes and just be constantly fascinated by what he might be thinking, why he says that, why he did this and that. I also think that, despite his cruelty, he does actually have a heart. Like, I posted some art on Tumblr the other day with a quote referencing how its impossible for him to connect--and that's true I think, *at the end*. I think at the start of the show Hickey's character, despite being very mischevious, a thief, and an anarchist, actually has a rather hopeful trajectory.

So there's that, it's funny bc I find Hickey incredibly creepy post episode 7. Like to the point I had to stop watching on my first watch after he killed Irving bc it freaked me out so much lolol. But that's part of why he's just a very interesting character to me and I love Nagaitis' acting as well. I'm gonna stop b4 I clog up more.

Thanks for the ask! ♥️🫶✨

[krunchylegs]

more yap 💔

i think i want to do a fast on the weekend, a 48hour fast spanning over the weekend, if my dad cooks then ill have to do OMAD to avoid being suspicious (cant not eat bc theres already an underweight person in the household 😓) she doesnt have an ed, maybe ed behaviors but not in the way thats intentional, i think its more of a sensory thing or something like that.

im not sure bc she doesnt talk abt it but she wants to gain weight and muscle and go to the gym last time i checked, so idk why she aint tryna get her protein in. she just forgets to eat..

but anyways after the fast ill do omad with tomato soup for 2 days lol and then ill go back to eating 800 cals (limit not goal) bc i tried 700 limit and i think that was too low for me bc it made me obsess over food more. im still leaning into it, tbh im lucky tho bc when i first started tracking calories i usually hit 1500, but its still hard lowering calorific intake 😓esp when ur used to just eating when ur hungry, now its hard to not eat when im not even hungry??? like that doesnt make sense, and then i feel full and gross but its not even like a binge type of thing, and honestly ive misused the word binge a few times on my blog which im tryna stop doing bc i feel like its not an honest depiction of whats going on, anyways why does protein powder lowkey have so many calories like wdym 30g is 117cals, like what the fuck am i supposed to add that to, and then its like fat free greek yogurt! but if i dont add peanut butter it taste so sad, but then its like way more cals than i thought it would be + the volume isnt even that much..

at least i get to make my own lunch and breakfast, idk if i should start skipping breakfast again but after eating an apple for breakfast for a few days, u get used to having that extra bit of energy, honestly i think thats why i keep eating actually, i keep trying to keep my blood sugar up or something, istg why cant my body be smart and energize itself from the literal stored energy?? like ermmm thats what its there for??

anyways my food for tomorrow

breakfast+lunch(bc im not bothered to separate the cals i calculated for my lunchbox that also holds my breakfast) - 555 (oh em gee angale numbar 🥰)

falafel things - 220 i think

and if i eat outside of this itll be my dads chicken stew that he made, which was actually nice, it tasted healthy? it had vegetables in it, which like why dont i eat vegetables that often? i should buy frozen broccoli, i actually love broccoli sm its so underrated. not sure how to estimate it but if i eat any itll be a small portion, i dont think itll be too high cal, since the ingredients were pretty clean looking and its only stew, most of it is vegetables

anyways goodnight im so tired

[zyasmedia]

i don't normally read ocs fics but for em, I'll do anything 🛐⬇️

“tell me you don’t want to go with andrew without telling me you don’t want to go with andrew. suprised he didn’t pop up as soon as you ask me. i expect him to tag you or something. at least have a wire.” he joked tapping my shoulder and leaning closer to it, pretending he was talking in a microphone. “hey andy. how you doing today?”

so happy to see u took the name andrew from me; i had an experience in college with an asshole named andrew and i've associated that name with assholery ever since

then I heard the music playing. they’re here. the banging on the lockers soon followed. they’re really here.

i love this scene so much, it's so imaginative, i can visually see everything with this "beats" AND i think about it semi-weekly :D

four figures came into the classroom. all wearing black hoodies and black pants with masks. jj maybank, rafe cameron, pope heyward, and the one who is the reason i refuse to be anything but friendly to andrew. his older, taller, hotter, and a whole lot more intimidating brother john b routledge. the four horseman.

so HOT i love them sm

that made him walk straighter to the one with the black mask - rafe cameron - and a smile to appear on his face as he walked out with rafe’s hand on his neck.

mY FUCKING MANNN

the white mask - pope heyward - brought him out.

my other MANNN LOLL

looking up, my eyes meeting his and my breath hitched. i was facing the one with the red mask.

i'm highlighting this bc i am already forgetting whos mask is who

but no. his focus was completely on me. it was like the whole classroom was gone and it was just the two of us.

sigh... if only...

“man, i do miss high school girls. they don’t give any lip back when you tell them something.” rafe mumbled and i heard jj chuckle.

ykw this is so in canon for u rafe bc why r ur best friends high schoolers 😭

“somewhere where they can’t hear you scream.” that was pope’s warm deep voice.

i literally am imagining kook!pope and cannot get him out of my head

“don’t scare them. that’s what the party is for.” rafe teased and the three of them laughed.

giggling fr

jj ignored his question. “she’s growing up fast and nice huh?”

hehehee

“yeah. it’s getting harder to pretend not to notice her anymore.” john b replied and I felt something tugging on my heart.

SHUT UPPPPP 🦅

final thoughts — i fucking love ur writing!! i know ur basing it off ur au, but i think it's so cut-straight and centered on the plot without the meandering descriptions pd does with devil night. and plus, my favorite boys? AS KOOKS? THE FOUR HOUSEMEN?? yeah. yeah. yeah. i'm eating this shit UP.

devil night - john b and angel

three years ago

angel

“please. you’re really going to let me go with some guy that i don’t know?” i asked my friend, tugging on his school blazer so he can look at me. sighing, nico turned over to me and shook his head.

“you can go with anyone else. you’re drop dead gorgeous and that’s the whole point of the dance. to ask out who you want to.”

“and i want to ask you. so how about it? with me you know exactly what you’re getting into and there’s no playing games.”

“tell me you don’t want to go with andrew without telling me you don’t want to go with andrew. suprised he didn’t pop up as soon as you ask me. i expect him to tag you or something. at least have a wire.” he joked tapping my shoulder and leaning closer to it, pretending he was talking in a microphone. “hey andy. how you doing today?”

pushing him off as he started laughing hysterically my voice turned pleading. “come on. we always have a good time when we’re together.” and i don’t want to be hounded all night by andrew and create false expectations on what we are.

i don’t say that part out loud though.

nico might be joking about the microphone but i don’t put it past him. andy always seems to find me even when i’m not telling him where i’m going.

“fine. i’ll go with you.” he gives in and i give a quick squeeze. “thank you. it won’t be disappointing i swear.” i said before heading to my class of the day.

now it’s gonna be easier to talk about the upcoming dance at dinner tonight when mrs routledge brings it up. i could tell the truth instead of changing the subject and feel the need to hide because of andy’s eyes on me.

making sure my hair covered my entire neck, i slipped into my seat next to my friend laura. she flashed me a smile as we got paper out. pop quiz friday. we know the routine.

as the class starts to settle in a senior comes in beaming. “they’re here!” she squeals as she makes her way to her friends and they start giggling as they talk?

who’s here?

“alright class. you know the drill. solve these five problems.” mr gary said turning on the projection and the sound of pencils soon fill the room as we solved the problems.

slope formula is y = mx + b and if x equals zero that means b and m is equal.

i watch as a freshman came into the classroom and gave a note to the mr gary. he read the note and sighed and pulled out a book, pretending to read it.

what?

then I heard the music playing.

they’re here.

the banging on the lockers soon followed.

they’re really here.

four figures came into the classroom. all wearing black hoodies and black pants with masks. jj maybank, rafe cameron, pope heyward, and the one who is the reason i refuse to be anything but friendly to andrew. his older, taller, hotter, and a whole lot more intimidating brother john b routledge.

the four horseman.

they were back.

probably because the basketball team sucked without them. i used to go to every game now i go once in a while and i didn’t pay attention to any of the new players. the new players weren’t them.

whatever magic the team had, it seemed they took it with them. no wonder the coaches or the sponsors called them down from college to pump up the team spirits.

do the tradition no one else seen be able to do. outer banks’ favorite holiday.

devil’s night.

a night of pure chaos where all adults looked away for the night. only the police trying to keep a leash on us.

“ryder johnson.” a boy from the back of the classroom got up. his eyes get flickering around, nervous as we all watched him. “yeah get some ryder.” that made him walk straighter to the one with the black mask - rafe cameron - and a smile to appear on his face as he walked out with rafe’s hand on his neck.

“walter james.” they called again and he didn’t hesitate as the one with the white mask - pope heyward - brought him out.

I can hear a couple of the girls giggling and i put my head back down. finish my work and prepare for what my friends were going to drag me on later.

i heard one of their boots start to walk. probably to see if they miss any other player.

they stopped at my desk.

i can feel my face heat up as i felt their stare on me. no one was whispering now.

looking up, my eyes meeting his and my breath hitched. i was facing the one with the red mask. the one that i was looking for every room i went in. the one whose presence i couldn’t shake even after he left for college.

john b.

our eyes held.

what does he want? he got all the people he wanted for now. girls who was old enough would follow and he would and could have anybody he wants.

but no. his focus was completely on me. it was like the whole classroom was gone and it was just the two of us.

he leaned closer and I sat up more, not wanting to be the one to ruin this. no matter what my thoughts yelled at me.

“she can’t go. she’s only seventeen.” mr gary said but he stayed in his seat. john b didn’t look away from me.

he knew what age i was. just a month younger then his brother. he didn’t budge.

“see something you like?” jj asked.

john b didn’t respond.

“okay. see something you want to bring?” john b shook his head and sat up more. “not yet anyway.” he whispered before they walked out,

my eyes followed as they walked out the room and stayed on the door as two girls walked out with their books, making terrible excuses not even trying to hide their smiles.

“five more minutes.” mr gary announced and i know he meant the quiz but who gives a shit now.

“can you bring this to my house?” i asked laura and raised my hand, putting the other on my stomach. “what are you do-?”

“yes ms santos?”

“my stomach doesn’t feel so good. can i go to the nurse?” he nodded and wrote me a pass.

i expected as much. who would believe that perfect little angel santos would be doing anything else? the straight a student who does volunteer work and wears her uniform in perfect order would be sneaking off to hang out with boys too old for her?

i grabbed the pass from him with a small smile and made my way out. hoping that they didn’t leave yet.

turning the corner in the parking lot, i saw them. the rest of the parking lot was dead so it was easy but it seemed like that everywhere they go. they had an aura that draws you to them.

pope heyward smiling with his mask on, drinking a beer and handing the rest out to the basketball players and girls there. rafe cameron was watching with his arms crossed, getting checked out by some of the girls.

rafe and pope’s car was filled with people. meanwhile it looked like they were using jj’s to house all the drinks.

perfect.

getting closer i prayed they didn’t notice me as i open john b’s car door and sat on the floor. i kept the door open as they got everybody riled up for their next stop.

“man, i do miss high school girls. they don’t give any lip back when you tell them something.” rafe mumbled and i heard jj chuckle.

“where are we going?” someone asked.

“somewhere where they can’t hear you scream.” that was pope’s warm deep voice.

“don’t scare them. that’s what the party is for.” rafe teased and the three of them laughed.

“are you guys done? let’s go.”

john b.

“what got him so pissy?” pope asked and i heard them get farther.

jj ignored his question. “she’s growing up fast and nice huh?”

“yeah. it’s getting harder to pretend not to notice her anymore.” john b replied and I felt something tugging on my heart.

but it was nothing new. he always had a new girl on his arm. he wasn’t mine to keep and i thought i gotten used to that fact.

“who are you guys talking about?” rafe questioned.

“no one. everyone get in their cars. i’m ready to get this weekend ready already.” he said and slammed his door behind him and I closed mine at the same time and laid back in the car.

the roar of the engine underneath me as i try to keep as still as possible. ready for wherever and whatever i was getting myself into.

[sk3tch404]

*shoves 2k words w.i.p. xreader fic underneath a carpet, making a comically large bump* yeah so faceless ayato huh...

Anyhow- AKSKDJJAJJAK OC CRUMBS!!! I AM ROTATING THEM IN MY MIND AS WE SPEAK, ME PATHETIC LIL MEOW MEOWS, I LOVE EM <33333333 I WANNA CHEW ON EM LIKE A DOGTOY—

Also sheesh it's been quite a while since I've sent in an ask, though I think most of us (ppl who go to school) are pretty busy this time of the year. (Like bruh, why teachers gotta shove all the exams at the end of the year aaaaaaaaaaa)

so I've been fighting an uphill battle against exams and I'm getting my ass kicked by the core subjects(they count twice as much as regular subjects in the school report!) but I'm pretty aight with the others.

-Ren'py anon

SO YOU GOT OBSESSED FOR A BIT TOO HUH.

Omg if you want to, when u reveal yourself for testing, PLEASE SHOW ME OR POST THE FIC. I BET IT'S WONDERFUL. You always have so much to say and it always comes out GREAT 😭

YOU'RE FROTHING OVER OC DOODLES??? WELL THANK YOU SM JESUS MUAHHAUAHH ILYSM

Elliot wouldn't mind a little bite or two, it's just play fighting 😋

Jayce would be a little surprised and even a little weirded out, but it's also kind of pleasant that you wanna eat him up in a some kind of violent way... (Yeah he's all kinds of fucking freaky)

Rory would uno reverse you. No he's gonna chew you GULP GULP

But feel free of chew and rough any of them up, IT'S ON THE HOUSE 😋🙏🏼

I wish I could've added the Easter addicts but their character design is... in progress 😰

About school and activity, it's mostly been school for me too. Bro it's so draining to do work day in and day out, especially with tests and quizzes every week. LIKE DAMN CAN I HAVE A LIFE TOO? I HAVENT BEEN ON GENSHIN EVER SINCE I STARTED GOING IN PERSON.

I want scara but things aren't looking too good for me 😍🔫 FUCK WELL I GUESS IVE GOT 50 PITY FROM CHILDES BANNER. IF SCARA IS ON THE 1ST BANNER I'M KILLING MYSELF.

THEY COUNT 2X AS MUCH??? If I went to your school I would've been fucked from the start.

I'm not even doing that great in school rn. Math and biology is kicking my ass but it's alright. It is what it izzzzz.

Good luck with school and your own personal matters! Feel free to put in asks anytime. I'm always open for a good talk!

[alex-fucking-dempsey]

SPOILERS FOR 13 REASONS WHY SEASON 4 EPISODE 1: WINTER BREAK

i was high almost the whole time this is a reaction ig sjsjsjs

Clay is narratating baby boy

Who tf died?

I called it monty fucking lived I FUCKING *flips tables*

So winston shut the fuck up if alex fucking goes to jail 🔪🔪🔪

Monty is horrfying omfg also the way hes talking abt the racial system

period tell him clay

aYO WHAT THE FUCK CLAY??? Is monty alive???

Clay looks so good shut the fuck up everyone

Dylan Minette pls sir get in guts

Clay is going insane lowkey scared

I miss Ryan Shaver n Scott Reed, end post

CLAY PUT THE GLASS AWAY MF

clay is too pretty im-

i hope tyler is okay ;-;

They are dating iM IM SORRY????

i just realize wtf is sheri? Where has been😭

clay lowkey reminds of tony

Tyler :(

tyler and clays friendship>>>

"ass shoes" - jess

Shes MOVING????

"Clay-cray" "clazy" the way i wanna marry Jessica

The way im high as hell the monty illusions i hate em

Alex dad >>>>

The only cop i stan

quick break: black lives matter.

okay Tony serve the looks

Where has justin been

ZACH MY BOY I LITERALLY LOVE HIM

PLEASE SIR LET ME LOVE YOU

ohhhhh justin was OHHHH

Okay but im zach showing up eveeywhere high as hell

justin n clay >>>>

Matt >>>>

jess n justin >>>

god i love this show sm sm

WE BITCH WHO IS WE

tony = tylers mom

Zach n alex stay a million feet apart for no reason

wAIT THIS DUDE

did he replace scott where is scott fuck u

US??? BITCH YOUR NEW GO AWAY WHO IS US

cookies: stan

alex is so nervous

oMG TYLER N NEW GUY HAVE VEEN CHILLING

I love zachs vibes

AGAIN WHO TF IS WE ANI SHUT UP

oh new guys name is charlie sisjsj

oH MY

justin what ;-;

you know what you tell her honey :(

I feel you lowkey jess :(

mERRY CHIRSTMASSSSSS

oh no ;-;

iF ALEX IS BEIBG LINKED BACK TO THW MURDER BY THIS STUPID COP IMA MD RIOT

alex looks so good rn sir pls

everyone: alex dont say anything

alex: SO FUCK YOU-

why does bill looknso diifferent

winston: mourning over his bf :(

winston needs to stoo being weird

Justin n clay getting new phones so sweet

Clay looks so good in that pic ;-;

why does everyone look so goddamn goos in the season wtf

hEY QUICK MF QUESTION DOES CLAY FUCKING DIE 🔪

ani n jess would make good friends with Sheri :(

I am one of the few who does like ani ngl

Justin serves looks sir pls

i swear i lean toward women but yall 😭the men in this mf show

Clay quit being awkward

I want ani and jess to live together

she best see her mom every weekend

sHE SAID: HER CURFEW IS 5 MF 🔪

does ani not like clay????

Yall jess best not be starting a forest fire

I forgot ani and bryce were fucking

ani is thicc lowkey

Yall i have work im upset

Is that the same whisper sound from assassins creed

WTF JESS SEEING BRYCE SCARED ME JESUS

ayo what the fuck?

yes jessica you fucking tell him

wtf is metal detector gonna do bro

I hate boland anyways

wINSTON QUIT LOOKING SO MF SUS

Estella is so pretty

Who is she Jess??

What???

Im confused

Zach >>>>

zach breathes and im all "wow so hot"

is no one going to college???

wINSTON GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM TYLER 🔪🔪🔪🔪

you getting cut if you are mean to my boy

thank god for ani

Fuck winston this lil mf gives me the heebegeebes

justins going to college imnso proud

oh shit winston is fine tho

also wtf do you mean it can kill you ima mess this mf up

wHY DID JESS GO BACK WITH- ANI PLEASE SHUT UP

okay ani pls dont call clay out (she wants a knife to her face)

poor clay has to pretend hes okay for everyone else

Im tired of seeing monty beibg a creep

Ani: *whispers* clay no wait-

LEAVE ESTELLA ALONE PERIOD

fuck off yall bitches

yEAH CHARLIE YOU TELL HER

who the fuck ONG

RHATS MONTYS SISTER WTF

monty n hannah n bryce: haunts ppl

CLAY GO RUN UP ON THOSE MFS

yall mfs really wanna box HURT CLAY-

OMG CLAY IS SO HOT PUNCH THAT MF

ani n clay: know who killed bryce

Also ani: THEY DONT WANNA BELIEVE HE KILLED BRYCE

im sorry???

tell ani clay :(

wINSTON DONT FUCKING TOUCH TYLER I WILL WHOOP UR MF ASS 🔪🔪🔪🔪

zACH N ALEX ZACH N ALEX EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP

alex: worried abt alex

zach quit being mean to ur bf

zach is being so inconsiderate eat ass bro

HES GONNA TAKE ALEX OUT OKAY NVM I LOVE HIM

:( they still wont take them back annoying

justin dont-

Snitches get stitches end up in ditches qnd get no bitches bro you know the code

okay clay dont get all pissy bro

that was a weird transition

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP IM LITERALLY I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES ITS SCOTT OH MY GOD MY BOY

i had no idea he was a senior why didnt they say that

oh ny god this explains the absence of ryan then ig but i miss scott more than anything ong

This confirms clays in love with scott i dont make the rules

LOOK AT HOW SWEET SCOTT IS BEING ONG EVERYONE I LOVE HIM FUCK

clays jeans >>>

i was expecting hannah tbh not ani

omg no clay :( u cant save everyone- it would have been more powerful coming from hannah lowkey disapointed

clay is finally getting help, proud

Clay looks so fine omg im sorry but he looks great

everyone in this seasn is looking so fine wtf

Winston is so pretty :(

he rlly liked monty my heart lowkey is broken

wHAT THE FUCK ZACH

the WAY ZAHC JUST SAVED ALEXS LIFE

WHAT THE FUCK

IM SO CONFUSED

HE JUST KISSED HIM

ZACH SHUT THE FUCK UP

no :(

Im going to sob

I have a feeling theyll kiss again and itll be on zachs volition

The anxiety i havfor alex

Also lowkey zach kissed back

the fucks i give ima write so many fics istg yall

brb ima go get high rq

they are gonna trace it all back to clay im so nervous

tyler best keep his mouth shut

Clay is so funny sjsjsjs hes so scarcastic like okay emo edge lord

season 2 is still superior i stand by that statement

[midoriyaizukustan-inactive]

Imagine- Bakugo/Frail Toshinori as a Santa Claus.

BRO bakugou as a santa claus is hilariously chaotic bc he’d only be nice to the little kids and even then its His brand of nice so he still scares some of em fucking rip but he’s trying his best

mido’s probably like an “elf” to help baku out w like interacting w the kids bc baku’s social skills are shit besides being a competitive fuck jkfjkf. so like baku’s like “hey kid what the fu-” mido glares at him from the side “i mean what do u want” mido gives him a thumbs up

however class 1-a would DEFINITELY crash his like meet-and-greet could u imagine fjkfjk

kiri comes over and is like “can i talk w u santa??” like all jokingly but baku gruffly responds “sure” and so Both of them r flustered then so kiri’s like “wait i was just joking r u srs??” and baku’s like “WHY WOULD U ASK IF U WEREN’T SERIOUS” and kiri’s like “I DIDN’T KNOW U’D SAY YES” help them pls

kaminari comes over then tho and plops down on baku’s lap saying “hey santa can i get a nintendo switch for christmas??” w a shit-eating grin and bakugou proceeds to blow tf him away djkfjkf

then they are all kicked out (baku included)

toshi meanwhile DEFINITELY has santa’s demeanor. hes all soft smiles and mischevious glint-in-the-eyes and once the kids get over his appearance, they’d have a good time talkin w him

toshi cant laugh like santa does but his own laugh is Iconique in its own right ofc, so the kiddos let it slide and have a good time

when the class 1-a kids eventually crash his meet-and-greet tho, he listens to them all the same and treats them like he did the other kids but also more fondly bc he knows them and their antiques. ashido and kaminari r blown away by how soft their class dad is. i am crying

mido goes up and toshi is like “what would u like for christmas my boy??” and mido is like “actually i have smth for u ‘santa’!!” and gives toshi his present there. they both cry. i cry. we all cry

anyway ido this was a v v v blessed ask and i loved answering it sm thank u for sending it in,,,

[ghostboyhood]

SPOILERS!!! genuinely dont read if u plan on watching or dont know the ending..

oughhh i love young jake gyllenhaal and heath ledger <3

this movie might confirm that i have a thing for cowboys... i suspected it but we'll see ig

good lord its so green and pretty where they are

theres so many sheep holy shit

i love their voice sm omg.. the way jake gyllenhaal talks is so like... unique ?? idk

carving a horse outta wood, sick as fuck

i cant get over how beautiful it is oh my god.. id give anything to live some were like that

in love w this movie already honestly nd im only 17 minutes in.. the atmosphere, the way its filmed, the characters.. its very like.. peaceful??? not the word but its nice, its real

i love jake gyllenhaals outfit

PLEASE I LOVE THEM!!!omgharmonica

damn that bitch is gutted poor sheep 😭

dude being naked w just cowboy boots on is fucking sick as hell

NO THE WAY HE GRABS ONTO HIS ARM WHEN HE KNEELS DOWN PLEAJDJWJDJSBfuck dude ognsjajdn

YAYAYDHDJ

NO THEM CHASING EACJOTHER JS SO SWEET STOP IT

Bitch why is he watching them...

HOW AM I 40 MINUTES IN

look at them bright blue eyes 😍😍

THE LASSO THEM TUMBLING I CANTSHDHWNAA

DAMN OKAH JESUS NVM 😭😭

no stop "come here im sorry youre okay" AHSHSJSJSJ PELAKDKEJDJWND oh boy im liking this movie too much.. idk how it ends but im pretty sure its NOT good

icant do this literally nothing that horrible is happening yet but im getting like chills involuntarily what

IM GONNA BE SICK STOP THATS NOT FUNNY HIM CRYING NONO

hi michelle williams

AND IF YOU DONT I WILL" IS FUCKING CRAZY

is that a baby

it is oh boy OH MY GOD TWO??

so much blue denim

GET EM HELL YEAH !!!!

hi anne hathaway

that man is QUEER!!!! he is waiting for a MAN

god the shots in this movie are so pretty..

help hes so cute w the kids,, "the what?" "ketchup"

the time skips are fucking w my head jesus christ

AAAAAAAAUSHEHXHSHXJANXBWJZ

NO PLEASE THIS IS SO SWEET HES SK EXCITED THEYRE SO HAPPY

PLEASE BE KISSEDHIM FIRSTBAHSHWJXJSNXNWD

oh boy she saw them...

him holding ennis ☹️

i feel bad for his wife

I STILL HAVE AN HOUR LEFT??? HOW

ough i feel sick he wants to be with him forever so badly.. they both do.. no jack saying how they could go off n shit n what theyd do HES THOUGHT ABOUT THIS ARGHHH

those poor guys what the fuck....

please i love jack so much...

hes gotta be one of my favoritest characters ever i think.. smt about him is so.. idek..

ough them both fighting w their families :(

yeah that... checks out

HELP "i gotcher message about the divorce" HE SOUNDS SO HAPPY LMAOO

please hes so optimistic fuck

NO HES CRHING STOP STOP IM GONNA CRH I CANT

he has a mustache

WOAH honestly fucking hoof for jack hell yeah

help he has that motorized cutter thing like frank has in rocky horror picture show

holy shit oh my god...

ennis needs to chill out i completely understand where hes coming from but hes being so mean 😭😭

HELLO DAVID HAROUR WHY ARE YOU HERE????

jacks got that homo energy about him goddamn they all know

he did not say that he didnt say that oh my hod

"the truth is... sometimes i miss you so much i can hardly stand it"

IM GONNA BLOW MY FUCKINT BRAINS OUT RIGHT NOW STOPSTOPSTOPS DONT SAH THAT ☹️☹️☹️☹️

LIGHTEN UP ON HIM??? DONT SAY THAT DO YK WHT U JS FUCKING DROPPED ON HIM

oh my gof ob gmdt

"i wish i knew how to quit you"

this is the end! im SOBBING WHAG THE FUCK THIS ISNT FAIR jake gyllenhaal dont DO THIS TO ME

HES CRYING STOP HIMTACKCKOKGHSIAJDBSND FUCK

ENNIS HUGGING JACK FROM BEHIND ASHDHEHCJSB

wtf is he eating that looks like absolute shit

no

nonosklno

yourejoking youre actually joking

no that didnt happen that didnt happen no no fuck off no youre joking youre joking please hes not dead he didnt die no

im gonna be sick

wow that house is so fucking white there is NO color

oh my god he never washed that shirt stop

ITS HUNG UP IN HIS CLOSET BY THE PHOTO STIP STOP STOP

i feel dizzy oh my god i cant do this i dont ever wanna watch a movie again 😭

god i thibk that might be top ten movies... jesus christ everyone should go watch brokeback mountain right now i was fucking crying half the movie

im not gonna scale rate it bc i suck at those but man if i did it would be high

might watch brokeback mountain rn

[alhaitham-shrine]

learn more about this chaotic good idiot

@solaris-boy tagged me to talk about myself and i almost didn’t until i remembered that i love talking about myself so!!

nickname: My full name is SeVayne (suh-vain) and it’s been mispronounced as: Savannah, Swayze, Sven, Suh-wayne(?), suh-van, and once as Savage which was really just insulting. I once got called Seven and that’s a nickname I’ve actually stuck with and enjoyed, but more often than not people call me Sev (my gf calls me a prick, does that count?)

gender: idk some days, but my pronouns are still she/her so.

star sign: virgo-libra! I’m a cusp baby (cusp of Beauty!!) so I’m technically both? which is great because just being a virgo never felt right

sexuality: i’m just one big ole lesbian, my dudes (but on occasion a dude will be hot and I wouldn’t mind making out with one. just. not interested in anything else with a guy)

hogwarts house: SLYTHERIN!! a fact that still upsets me to this day because for a good chunk of time I swore up and down that I was Hufflepuff and no one believed me so i finally took the dumb test and got slytherin and i wanted to fight everyone i knew but considering I failed math every year and, every year, would be able to talk my dad into letting me stay in theatre despite my failing grades? i guess slytherin is a good fit for me

favorite animals: princess parrots, hyenas, snakes, CATS, dogs, snakes again cause i love them so much, okapis, and the Megalodon

favorite color: purple! my interests and likes change drastically with every passing day but purple will always be my favorite color. 

current favorite song: i don’t think i’m capable of picking one song but today i listened to ‘fifteen minutes’ by mike krol on repeat several times for a fic. 

favorite ideas to get creative with: idk what this means, but time travel! there’s really nothing i love more than the concept of time travel! I read the webcomic “saint for rent” a few years ago and i knew i liked time travel before but there was something about the comic that really brought that love back to life and now i am currently working on a book about time travel!!

what i like to do most when i’m alone: I listen to a shit ton of podcasts! so many, in fact, that I cannot list all of them, but i will name the Top 3: Friends at the Table (an actual play podcast that is very gay and the first scifi season broke my heart); The Adventure Zone, obviously; and King Falls AM which never fails to make me wanna run marathons cause it gets me so excited and pumped and shit. also i’ve been doing a lot more drawing, i write, i read, i eat a lot of food, i watch dumb yt videos, i stare at walls. i’m never alone often so when i am i just like to exist as peacefully as I can manage, doing whatever i damn well please

what do i think of my friends: i have made a lot of new friends within the past year due to TAZ and they’re some of the weirdest idiots i know but i love all of them, and i love playing dnd with em. i’ve known Alex for almost 4 or 5 years and i would lay down my life for her in half a heartbeat she means the world and more to me. AJ and i go through periods of time where we never interact but i still couldn’t imagine living a life not knowing her. Theo, who tagged me in this, also doesn’t talk to me a lot but I enjoy knowing that he exists and that i can count him as a friend. 

average hours spent sleeping: 4. sometime 6 if my panic brain feels like being nice. 12 if given the chance. i once slept an entire 17 hours and then stayed awake for almost 3 whole days afterward

cats or dogs: fuck you

number of blankets i sleep with: uhhhhhh one right now cause i’m sick and overheating but 3 or 4 if i can get my room cold enough

dream job: i wanna get into making podcasts or short films! i love the idea of being an author but i’m too visual of a person to limit myself to just words and i feel like podcasts or videos would really help me out. aside from that, psychologist is another dream i’ve always had, specifically forensic psychologist. dunno why but i tmight have something to do with having watched CSI/NCIS/Law & Order: SVU from the young age of 9

dream trip: it used to be Paris, but honestly? i just wanna see Alex

when i made this account: sometime in 2014? i think?? i don’t fuckin remember, but i think October 2014 is about right

why i made this account: because my dad said i couldn’t have social media and i said “fuck you” and made an account on literally every sm i could think of. i have 5 emails

number of followers: 246, somehow!! but i’m not gonna tag anyone cause it’s 1 am and also i don’t feel like it

[namjoonchronicles]

Need - [EXO] Boyfie!Chanyeol Au

[A/N] This is by far the most emotional piece I’ve attempt to write because let’s face the truth, I fuckin’ miss EXO. For real yo, when’s the fuckin’ comeback, SM?

Hammering, blurred vision and with your wobbly steps, you rolled out of your bed, making your way to Chanyeol who was at the time, in the kitchen making himself some hot chocolate. He gave a sidelong glance after sensing a foreign presence and with his nonchalant face and tone, he said, “How’s the headache…”

His low tone seeps into your soul and as you wrapped your arm around him, resting your head on his back, you hummed, “Horrible.” Chanyeol scoffed as a response, pouring the cold water into the hot one in the mug that’s been filled with chocolate powder and milk. He saw your arms around his waist and smiled at the sight, didn’t complain, didn’t do anything to loosen the grasp because he’s used to this.

“What else have you’ve been doing while I’m not here?” He turns around and even then you wouldn’t let go of him. Facing you now, he tipped your chin up so you were looking at him and he and his broad smile just glistening over you in this beautiful morning. It’s been awhile since you’ve seen this and it’s growing in you.

“Had a couple guys around, slept with two of em’ and just... the regular stuff. Nothing much.” You said in a serious tone, scrunching your face a little. Chanyeol crosses his arm at you, “Ha. Very funny.” You steal a sip from the hot chocolate he made. “Did you have fun without me?” You changed the subject after chortling giddily. “Define fun. I was there for work, what do you think.” He switches to his side just as the toast pops out. And you still think about how cool it is for him to know exactly when it’s ready.

“Late night parties, expensive cake slices, pretty girls, pretty young girls,” you raised both of your eyebrows and he rolled his eyes even though he is turning away from you. “Is that what you think all brokers do in conventions?” He was scolding you but it didn’t feel like that because you’re never afraid of him. Ever. “When there’s that many boys in one place, there’s bound to be a night where girls are involved.” You accused him of infidelity in a light hearted way. “Strippers, maybe.” You leaned to one side just watching him ripping the toast into half and him shoving the rest of them in his mouth. “You have quite an ‘appetite’, you know…” you followed him as he brought a tray of his breakfast to the living room, where the television is. It’s on and in the lowest volume where you could hear just nothing more than a whisper.

She let her thoughts ran high again. He sat on the floor, legs crossed, ignoring what you said but you knew he heard you. “Is the headache going away?” He asked, changing the topic, taking control of the conversation. “Thinking of the possibilities of you doing the wretched while I’m not around? No the headache isn’t subsiding. No, not really.” You sat on the couch, folding your legs in watching his back as he eats. You both stayed silent for a minute or so until, he rested his head back on the edge of the couch you were sitting on.

Looking up at you, upside down. “Why do you have this insecurities? Why do you treat me like this.” He lulled. “Because you’re ridiculously sexy, that’s why.” You shot back, running your fingers through his gorgeous locks, yanking it softly, like you would when you two does the do. He puckers his lips, fishing for a peck, cutely. “What.” You pretended as if you don’t know what he wanted, knowing very well what he needs. But you’re not going to give in just like this.

“Is this how you treat all your hoes, biatch?” You pushed his head with your finger but he stubbornly stays put. “I don’t have any other girls…” he cooed you, “C'mere and give me what I want, dammit.” He tugs the end of your shirt. “No. You smell like bread.” You came up with a flimsy excuse. “Give in!” He grumbled in his low voice and put on mischievous smile on his lips. “Make me.” You challenged him.

He widens his eyes in disbelieve, biting his lips, kneeling by the couch, his elbows digging into the cushion as he hooked his finger around your collar, giggling. And when that didn’t work, he cupped your face and gave you a loud unnecessary smack on the lip while you yelped, helplessly. “You’re just being sour because you haven’t seen me for awhile.” He lifts his butt off the ground and next to you on the couch.

You voluntarily rest your head on his clothed chest, inhaling his natural scent that is as wonderful as if he had been wearing his favourite cologne. “How was your flight home? What time did you reach here?” You said. Starting to ask the real question. “I don’t remember anything peculiar about it. I just wanted to get home, fast.” He mumbled, his eyes stuck on the TV screen. “Did you miss me?” You asked him. Sounding needy, as you were supposed to be.

“I guess.” You heard him say. Then he blinks to you, “I know I wasn’t enjoying it. That’s for sure.” He plants a kiss on one side of your hair, his arms pulling you close as you nuzzled your face into his chest. You shamelessly dipped your hands underneath his shirt and even though he didn’t show it, you felt his stomach tensed up, upon your sudden touch. You ran your perverted palm down his ripped abs, all the while watching him, and biting your lips as you watch his reaction.

Stone face Chanyeol is insanely good looking. “Hands.” He warned, deliberately pulling your hands out by the wrist from his toned glory. You were a bit disappointed but hey, you have the rest of the day to tease him. “I’m gonna head for a long… steamy… shower.” You breathed in his ear, before you jumped out of the couch, “Want to come with me?” You yelled from the door.

“I already had mine. So, no.” He said, plastering his eyes on the television. You stared at the back of his head, feeling defeated but you remained optimistic. “Hold your guards up Chanyeol. This is just one of her tricks to get you worked up. Don’t you fail on me, this time.” Chanyeol grumbled after he was certain you walked into the tub. You leave the tub semi wet, in a teeny weenie towel wrapped around your petite body and walked out with nothing else but that, passing Chanyeol who was earnestly watching his favourite show.

Feeling his eyes on you for a brief moment before he clears his throat, keeping his eyeballs straight to the screen, ignoring your shoulder blades and neck, as long as he could. “Have you seen my… oh! Nevermind. Found it.” You picked up a hair band from the floor, your towel lifting up to show a bit of your naked butt and good lord, isn’t Chanyeol a bit unprepared for this.

“Please get dressed.” You heard him begged. You gave him a sidelong glance as you walked back to your bedroom, smirking, “I am about to. Don’t worry.” Turning your head to him, running your arm across his sturdy shoulders, the other hand just messing up his hair, making him roll his head in a silent annoyance. Like why have I been tortured like this. What did I do to deserve this.

You got back with his black ‘Sexual Fantasies’ hoodie on, and shorts that show a lot of legs, with the intention of ruining his day. You hugged his arm, running your hand up and down, and placing them on your thigh, for the fun of it. “What’s the show?” You innocently asked. “Just a rerun from the ones I missed during the convention.” He answered easily, he is totally avoiding eye contact and it’s fucking adorable.

“You smell really nice,” you said poking your nose on his neck and he obviously, repelled a little. He knows exactly what you want but for some reason, tries to feign innocence. “It’s a new body shower. You should try it sometime.” He blinks nonchalantly. “Good thought,” you murmured against the tiny patch of his skin. You had no interest in that. Now how do you convince your dense boyfriend that you want him right now?

You need to take it up a notch.

With your nails digging into his cloth, and your eyes blinking doe-eyes at him, you started to brush your lips along his neck. And when that didn’t give you any response, you started to nibble on them, putting out a little bit of teeth and tongue on them. Chanyeol breathes in hard, like he’s angry. “What’s gotten into you.” He scolds. “You’ve been all over me, all morning.” He added.

“What do you think?” You arched an eyebrow. “Not gonna happen.” Chanyeol darted. He repulsed and fall to his back on the couch and with your quick thinking, you sat on his middle, gaining control of the situation. “It’s been days.” You mewled, jutting out your lower lip at his defeated face. You saw his Adam’s apple bobbing up and down as he swallows his saliva, looking straight at the ceiling above. “After all I’ve given you? You still want more? And you say I have a huge appetite, have you looked in the mirror?” He scolded again.

You buried your face in his nape, you voice muffled, “You looked very sexy. I can’t hold back anymore… let’s ignore what daddy said, please oh please.” You begged, shaking your hips a little. “What the hell. Is this the ovulation period? Is this why you’re so needy?” He lightly pushed your shoulders away to see your face. “Maybe.” You whispered. Chanyeol ran one hand over his eyes, while his lips bursts into a endearing smile.

“Don’t you miss me at all?” You pouted. “Don’t look at me with those puppy dog eyes, geez…” he bites his lips and trailed his finger underneath the hoodie you were wearing and start to tickle you. “C’mere you.” He hissed and you gave him a long, satisfying, all tongue and teeth kiss until he became a moaning mess underneath your ministrations. There’s something really sexy about a girl wearing a guy’s hoodie and nothing else.

That’s just about the last straw that fucked Chanyeol’s mind to the oblivion. Apart from you calling him sexy and eye-fucking him, shamelessly. Shit that was so hot. Those scratches and hickeys, don’t lie. Chanyeol’s been blessed. With an insanely gorgeous girlfriend, who simply, can’t get enough of him. “Your father is going to kill me.” His voice muffled underneath the duvet. “Father doesn’t have to know…” You sang back.

“Where exactly are you touching me. Stop. Don’t do that. No, not there. Just. Why are you being so greedy today…! You’re going to be the death of me…” Chanyeol groaned.

[whimsically-ominously-auspice]

No one asked what to do with these people that don't belong to you with COVID-19

Ignore them put a note for the EMT on the door

"Dont go in there she's just pure evil."

My adoptive mother is extremely evil and is a Zulululu leader. As well as Nathaniel.

So I would fucking leave their asses to rot if it were me. Gladly

But i already set their asses to be put in nursing homes already. Like before all this...

FEMA does house displaced families

They will house displaced aliens.

So if you do have a mixed breed of households. You can contact a website now in DNA4U and get rid of those non-mammal.

Anywhere in the world

Y'all will have to give us that information to do pick ups.

Otherwise it was door to door searches but we do have the SMS which we can highlight whoever we want basically.

So, there is a whole order and regulation to adhere to.

I can interfere but only if i hear a question.

Other than that I expect the world to be able to save itself.

Obviously i have a fuse box so when y'all are not working in teams based of facts

I will blow my fucking temper and take away rewards worldwide regardless of age, gender and color.

Like the past two days where Amazon set it off. Its a nice long fuse box with compound fuses that are very bomb quality. Which is why we didn't need plutonium ones!

So i will interfere at times if i get to it. I could ignored that shit and walked away

However i knew if i did shit was gonna be fucking bad.

Who wants to work in a hospital following orders and the SWAT comes in and starts pulling plugs?

No one.

But that was 100% gonna happen.

So instead they came in and swabbed. Which i am sure y'all didn't like either.

But worse to not tell you you're a good person and nurse and just kill people in front of you, isn't it?

You didn't deserve that.

Period.

Id rather call you stupid and tell you you are good than to allow such a horrific experience.

Its better for the soul so i hope yall are doing what is proper. Regardless of feelings it is necessity.

Like I said to Lewis Bloom. It hurts and i know it does.

But it's necessary. And it won't be long before he gets a message from his friend. From the great beyond

Where i myself fixed that guy's home planet.

I fixed all of them.

And now I'll fix my own in a much different way than any one expects.

By using y'all.

This planet was a gift from Armageddon for fixing it in partial.

No one else has a right to be on it.

Zulululu "we want to expand our land" so i made their fucking planet 37 times bigger!!! And Zulululu said bring your asses home and bla bla bla bla was the reply for their planet.

So its rigid and it hurts

But you don't even know you feel. You're just floating on the surface and surviving.

But you will find out. And you will be ok.

So if you can't handle alot of shit.

Watch some good tv. Hang with your kids

Walk around the block. Do jumping jacks.

Eat your ice cream. Doctor S.Leigh orders.

Sherbert and low fat. Low calorie. Its all good. Ice pops. Diet ice cream. For us diabetic sugar free.

For our whiners I'm notified cheese and wine is in stock

Wine is the most healthy alcoholic beverage

It actually has vitamins.