#THEYRE IN MY BRAIN HELP

[arthur-lesters-spinal-cord]

The divine punishment obsession has got bad enough to see them in songs. Help

[overh0l]

the couple ever

[jubileeeeee]

the fun and silly :)) I imagine the newly (cogged??) bots dont have much control over their fields yet and things are revealed~~

inspired again by that one fellow

[dizzybizz]

my brain latched onto ratio in the span a day or two and i am. struggling with that. have a hsr magma dump about it.

these are in reverse chronological order so that it looks like i get more normal as the post goes on (it doesnt)

[vesperyl]

i hate them (lie)

[crsssie]

convincing - spencer reid x sharpshooter!reader

"I need you to get him in an open spot." You stare at Hotch when he nods, and you set up the rifle in the backyard with Rossi.

"Will you get a shot?"

"As long as you're clear. Blink twice if I can take a shot. I'll aim for non-fatal, but no guarantee in a situation like this." You squint at the glass on the door.

Rossi holds his hand down as you set the gun up in the backyard, staring through the scope to get a steady aim.

"I need Seaver out the way." You mumble.

You watch her sway to the side slowly, meeting eyes with Hotch as he blinks twice.

The bullet blasts through the glass in the backyard, shattering the unsub's hand as Hotch tackles the man, wrists clasped behind his back with cuffs as you pull out your handgun.

Spencer's voice rings in your ear as you step out of the front door. "You safe?"

"I'm all good." You laugh, thumb brushing Spencer's cheek as he rests his forehead on yours.

"Good. He didn't see you at all?"

"No." You laugh. "Though, I will say. I don't appreciate how I look right now."

"Ratty?"

You feign hurt on your face, holding a hand to your chest as you open your mouth to holler for Rossi.

"Hey, I was just—"

"I can't believe you would say that to me. Aren't I supposed to be the most gorgeous person on this planet earth to you? Aren't I supposed to be spe—"

"You're the most wonderful person in this awful world to me." Spencer deadpans.

"Can you at least try to sound more convincing?" You huff, getting into the car.

"I can think of other ways to convince y—"

"DOCTOR SPENCER REID." You make a face at him, and you watch as the corner of his lip quirks up in amusement. "I want a divorce."

"You know, you can't legally request that considering that we’re not—"

"Yeah, consider this my ticket in advance for the next time you say something this absurd. Why is it always at work?" You shudder, reaching for your seatbelt. "You're driving us home when we finish up."

"No insurance."

"Won't stop me."

You watch him shake his head.

"Worth a try."

[sentientstump]

you will never guess what my favourite pl game is

[officialmiintee]

dandadan / ghost girl x alien boy……

[peachybunana]

y'know. they're quite neat.

[friendcrumbs]

drowning in wips already but. fic idea.

gruber doesnt die, but him and herbert still go to arkham for reasons (??research opportunity??funding??being removed from zurich for Crimes???). dan's job in reani is vague as 'driving' which im going to say is 'delivery'. i think herbert-the-lab-assistant who is moderately better adjusted should order stupid shit to see his cute delivery boy. but of course all of these deliveries are Normal and Necessary.

the things herbert orders are, of course, not normal, because he's still doing mad science, just slightly less blood-thirsty (20 live rats. a chainsaw. blood. pharmacy orders. live frogs, to compare amphibians to mammals. lab glass. thirty feet of towing rope.)

highlights include:

herbert trying to lure dan into conversation by offering him home-made lemonade. the lemonade is horrible. it's citric acid meant for descaling tools mixed with sugar packets from a diner and some water. but herbert put his entire heart and pussy into it, and possible some reagent as well.

dan calls herbert 'little guy' once and herbert throws a fit and decides that the services are No Longer Needed

herbert milking a mild injury from an experiment (like a twisted ankle) because dan comes in to help him out.

herbert asking arond for a local drug dealer to source the amphetamines for the reagent and instead getting Dan The Weed Guy who only sells dirt and freaks out the second herbert asks for sth harder.

reanimated gruber??? maybe?? but herbert and gruber father-son relationship. also gruber as the original hill hater

[nyatbinary-81]

god i fucking need isat and oneshot to blow up like undertale did. theyre a similar flavor of indie game and theyre SO good. the spritework is all gorgeous, they have good quality of life (like run buttons), theyre made by like 1-3 people each, they each have unique gimmicks, theyre SUCH GOOD NARRATIVES that im genuinely hesitant to spoil, theyre chock full of optional dialogue, you the player are a Character in one of them, isat is timeloops which is Like undertales resets but its actually About the 'resetting' thing in a way undertale Isnt and also its queer and also its GOOD. if you dontnhave 20-40 dollars or arent sold on Buying them yet, jelloapocalypse has a good isat video on his main channel and a full (voiced!) playthrough on his second channel, and markiplier has a playthrough of oneshots first half, as well as there being existing fandubs and such.

^ they look like this for reference. arent they so cute and compelling. dont u wanna see these little guys and their big hats and cloaks in their Narratives.

[boombaux]

[neolxzr]

hey theyre happy in at least one universe (the one that exists in my brain)

[scribz-ag24]

i saw some posts about grovyle and dusknoir and possession and it got out of hand.

[dizzybizz]

ughm i really didnt mean to color this but i blacked out and emerged an hour later with this. .. .....k .. kurahi... kurahi??? kurahi......... ....

[a-drama-addict]

okay couldnt resist finishing it [original]