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OH C'MON
#THEYRE BAITING US#RAGGHHHHHHHGGG#(is normal about this show)#soso rambles#💩post#my adventures with superman#dc comics
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also saw someone on twitter saying this is how you do promo shoots for an actual romcom and like yes. take notes @ THK lmao.
#sweet tooth good dentist#gmmtv#markohm#mark pakin#ohm thiphakorn#poon mitpakdee#view benyapa#jimmy jitaraphol#absolutely obsessed with these pics lmao#i definitely feel normal about this silly show with a dumb plot and bombass cast yes#never been more seated#so ready for my markohm era#theyre doing this for me#i deserve this#the closer THK is getting the more i am realizing that they all fooled us with the romcom bait lmao
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I- HUH???
#HELLO?#WHY ARE ALL OFFICIAL DC ACCOUNTS TEASING SUPERBAT??#tbh theyre probably js queer baiting but BRO THOSE ARE YOUR TOP TWO HEROES#YOU USUALLY DONT JUST DO THAT IF YOU WANNA QUEER BAIT US TUMBLR BITCHES#anyways uhhh#yeah#idk what all these are supposed to mean#if DC actually makes superbat cannon I feel that we#as the increasingly homophpbic bastards we are becoming are#might have a bit of a wakeup call#yk#really strike the 12 year old racist boys who binge watch insta reels and worship patric bateman & snyder's batman#dc comics#idk#dc#dc comic#batman#datman dc#bruce wayne#brucie wayne#how many more batman tags are thwre? idk#superman#superman dc#dc superman#dc superheroes#clark kent#kal el#superbat#batman x superman#bruce x clark
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MEL MEDARDA NATION HOW WE FEELING 🗣️🔥🔥⁉️⁉️
#no cuz i lowkey feel like theyre baiting us…#but at least we have some hope 🤞🤞#arcane#mel medarda#arcane s2
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new rt everyone shes a freak whos pretty sure shes been been given the role of rogue trader as an act of divine intervention to eventually replace the godemperor and bring new glory to the imperium which she thinks is dull and stagnant. dont worry about why she keeps marazhai caged in her trophy room like he's bait its not important and completely irrelevant to the fact ive joke nicknamed her simon thresh. has anyone noticed a lot of slaaneshi demons during warp jumps lately
#warhammer rogue trader#rogue trader#marazhai aezyrraesh#von valancius#if i ever mention about marazhai going insane on the voidship this is what i want you to think of#understimulated predator animal in a cage claws itself open#its worse with her but i do think he generally feels kinda insane anyway#yeah he's tricked into thinking she's tolerable and a fair alternative to the arena then hes taken to the voidship#yrliet [who was the fixation until now] tries to warn him about her before getting her head bashed in infront of him#spirit stone smashed into shards for ritual use body dragged off for vague poor medical knowledge dissection#he is now thinking the arena might not be so bad after all. except he's got no way to back out of this so hes screaming clawing at the wall#shes not giving him up willingly and the only person who could take him by force is calcazar whos not a great alternative tbh!#so he gets to go insane being bait for the chaos god he's already ocd fixated is stealing his soul [on top of normal drukhari fears]#and he's not able to maul anyone else while locked up so its just him dealing with this alone! yay#she doesnt give a shit about pasqal until he gets xenotech in him. then he goes to the trophy room too for study/more grafts#heinrix is most likely captive in the trophy room too with his death faked so he cant snitch#idira Almost got in trouble too for the implant she gets from tervantias but then it breaks and this lass is just angry at her#the Only reason she doesnt feed her to the wolves and kick her out is her door. and she is now trying to force it open with a crowbar#abelard has to deal with her shit and manage it socially. he never thought he'd want to retire but fucking hell when can he quit#she likes jae mostly for her connections. toxic yuri theyre both using eachother#she briefly idolises achilleas for bringing her to commorragh but then finds out he did it under torture and didnt want to. mad at him#he can make it up to her once hes a wrack though [he is going next to marazhai. this will only improve both their mental states]#can you tell this freak is a piece of work yet#shes got screams of the damned volume 3 playing across the ship and shes having a great time but is completely deadpan the whole time#unrelated! you can finally see my idea of marazhai next to a normal fucking human good god. yeah i think hes huge
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Grian to Mumbo in his most recent episode:
"We're gonna share that one diamond between us *so hard*"
just thought you'd get a laugh out of this :)
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HELP..... GRIAN PLEASE THESE ARE SUCH SUS SENTENCES TO SAY, SIR--
#shouting speaks#asks#grian#mumbo#hermitcraft#every day i am more and more convinced theyre just making it their mission to bait us#txt
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@whumperofworlds this one is for you!
Characters involved:
Whumpee: Darius, "the Shining Knight"
Caretaker: Mianu, "the Lost Prince."
Some random Whumper idk
Contents: kidnapping, restraints (chains), a little bit of torture, a little bit of blood, a whole lot of angst
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The prince’s quest was noble. No one could deny that. Noble, but very, very dangerous. And Darius had sworn—both to his prince and to himself—that he would protect Mianu with his life.
Prince Mianu’s self-assigned mission was meant to be kept secret. His identity was meant to be secret. No one, aside from those who needed to, was supposed to know he had even left his kingdom. It didn’t matter that he was still trying to set right what had once gone wrong. They were all aware of the risks. Of what might happen if someone found out he was royalty.
Darius was never going to forgive himself when he got out of this.
If he got out of this.
The first thing Darius had done when he was alert enough to be fully aware of his situation was fight against his chains.
This was a living nightmare.
Everything that had led to his capture came back to him in a rush. It had all been too simple. Too easy. He was supposed to be better than this. But a simple ambush had been all that it took. He’d allowed himself to get distracted. He’d been naive enough to let Mianu wander a few feet out of his sight. And he’d been jumped. Just like that.
Darius had put up a fight. But it wasn’t enough. All too soon, the world had gone dark.
And now… here he was. Chained in enemy territory. No armor. No weapon.
Darius had been through a lot in his life. But had never felt so exposed and vulnerable.
He had to get out of there before anything else happened.
His training ran through his mind. Don’t make any noise, don’t alert the enemy to your presence… but the enemy already knew he was here. Hells, they put him here. Find something to use to your advantage… but the tiny, dark room he had been thrown into was completely empty. And his hands were chained high above his head. Of course, there were cuffs around his ankles, too, despite being dumped awkwardly on the floor, left on bruised knees. He could barely move, let alone investigate.
Really, guard training had much more to say about avoiding getting into these situations than what you should do to get out of them.
He would have to complain about that later.
“Oh, good. You’re awake. I was starting to think my crew had been too rough on you.”
Darius went rigid. He’d never heard that voice before, but he knew that tone too well. His eyes quickly scanned the little room. Nothing. It looked empty. Felt empty.
Darius hissed out a rather un-knightly word. Magic. The one thing he couldn’t defend against.
“Who are you?” he shouted. “Show yourself!”
He could have sworn his captor was smirking. “Well, if you insist.”
There was a soft sound, like a curtain being drawn. And then someone stood before him. Nearly towering over him. A bandit or a mercenary, by the looks of her clothing and the dagger at her belt. A successful one at that. She was practically littered with rings, her belt embedded with gemstones. A pendant with a golden chain dangled from her hand.
Darius’ breath caught in his throat.
That was his pendant. The one that Mianu had given him. One of a matching pair, enchanted so they could keep in contact even if they were apart. So they could find each other when they needed to.
Seeing it in that woman’s hands made his blood boil.
“Who are you?” Darius snapped.
The mercenary raised an eyebrow. “You’ve used that one already. I’d hoped a royal knight would be more versed in the art of conversation than that.”
No. No. This wasn’t just some random kidnapping. She knew exactly who he was.
“Whatever it is you want, you’re not going to get it,” Darius said as firmly as he could.
But how? They’d been so careful not to be recognized...
The woman made a soft sound, almost a laugh. “Alright. I’ll play along. What, exactly, makes you think I want something from you?”
Dread seeped into Darius’ heart. He refused to let it show. He glared daggers at his captor, surging against his bonds as though he could break free by sheer force of will. His wrists were definitely mangled at that point. He didn’t care.
“If you wanted me dead, I would be by now,” he hissed. “You’ve had plenty of chances.”
“True.” The woman still spoke as though they were chatting about dinner. “But I have something else in mind.”
She took a single step forward. Darius stayed frozen, torn between trying to back up and trying to lunge forward again. He knew both options were stupid and pointless, anyway. But he wanted to do something. Anything, to try to get out of this, to try to get back to Mianu before his captor did something much worse than just knocking him out and chaining him up…
But the woman only dangled the pendant in front of him. The deep emerald in the center shone, even in the dark room.
“What a fancy little toy you have,” the woman sneered. “Not something an ordinary knight carries around, hmm?”
All of his instincts told him to turn away. To hide. But Darius refused to back down. He couldn’t show any weakness. Not now.
“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” he lied.
The gemstone flashed again.
The woman rolled her eyes. “Please. I daresay I know more about magic than the likes of you. Which is exactly why I need your darling little prince.”
Darius couldn’t keep his expression steady this time.
This was exactly what he’d been afraid of.
“What did you do with him?” Darius’ voice was far too soft for his own comfort.
And the woman had the gall to laugh. “Nothing. Not yet, anyway.”
“If you’re expecting me to help hurt him—”
“No need to worry yourself over that,” the woman cut him off. “No harm will come to him. Or you, for that matter, as long as you both behave.”
“I will never do what you ask,” Darius snapped.
The woman’s smile was heartless. Sickening. “No need to be so modest. You’re already playing your part wonderfully.”
And abruptly, Darius understood.
Whoever this woman was, she didn’t have Mianu. But she needed him. Everything had been a trap... but for Mianu. Darius was only the bait.
He’d rather die than get Mianu mixed up in this madness.
“It won’t work,” he said firmly. “Whatever you want, he’ll never give into your demands.”
“Won’t he?”
The woman’s tone was still cool. Confident. She was utterly convinced she had already won.
“We’ve all seen how… fond the poor little lost prince is of his dashing knight,” she went on. “Hard to blame him. What a handsome face.”
She gripped his chin, twisting his head this way and that. Darius jerked free.
“Whatever sick game you’re playing—”
“Oh, enough,” the woman snapped. “Don’t you have anything better to say? Besides, we don’t need him, really. Just his magic. I’ve heard the princeling has a certain affinity for working in the shadows.”
Darius’ heart could have stopped beating and he wouldn’t have noticed.
“No… no,” he choked out. “He won’t—you can’t.”
He struggled against his chains again, knowing full well it was useless. He didn’t care. He couldn’t let Mianu use that dark magic again. Mianu had sworn he would never call on the shadows again. The magic was powerful, but dangerous. Incredibly dangerous. Mianu had almost lost an arm to those dark powers. He’d nearly lost himself. If he fell into that darkness again…
Darius couldn’t lose him. Not like that.
“You can’t make him use that magic,” he said almost desperately. “I won’t let it happen.”
“That is not for you to decide,” his captor snapped.
She straightened up, holding the pendant closer. It kept flashing. Mianu was desperately trying to contact his knight. And the mercenary knew it.
“Let’s send him a little message, shall we?” she smirked.
She ran her thumb over the face of the gem. And instantly, the flashing changed to a solid glow. Mianu’s voice filled the air.
“Darius? Darius, are you there? Where are you? What happened?”
“Good evening, little prince,” she said with a smirk.
The panic and desperation in his voice made Darius’ heart fracture. But he stayed silent. It was the only weapon he had.
Of course, his captor had other plans.
Mianu’s reply was instant. “Who are you? How did you get his pendant? What did you do to him?”
“Oh, don’t worry,” said the mercenary. “He’s right here with me. I promise he’s all in one piece. And if you want him to stay that way, then you’ll come and meet us. Alone.”
“Prove it,” Mianu demanded. “Prove that he’s there. Alive.”
The silence from the pendant was deadly.
Then...
The woman shrugged. “A reasonable request. Darius, dear, won’t you say ‘hello’ to your prince charming?”
If glares could kill, the woman would have fallen on the spot. But Darius said nothing.
The woman sighed. “Have it your way, then.”
There was a brief flash of light. A single whispered word. Darius had no idea what spell hit him. But it felt like a knife slicing right into his side. It must have made a seeious cut. He could feel the sting of it. Could feel the blood slowly soaking his tunic.
But aside from a quick gasp, far too soft for the pendant to pick up, he made no sound.
The woman clucked her tongue, as though chiding a small child. “You’re only making this more difficult for yourself, you know.”
Darius still said nothing. Not aloud. But in his heart, he screamed out, as though Mianu could hear his silent prayers.
Don’t listen to her, Mianu. Just run. Don’t let her get to you. It doesn’t matter what she does to me, as long as you’re safe…
His captor scowled. She closed the distance between them in a few strides. And she kicked him, hard. Right in the gash she had just made under his ribcage.
Darius screamed. He couldn’t help it. The cry was forced from him as easily as the air was forced from his lungs.
Mianu swore. “Darius! Just hold on. I’ll find you. I’ll get you out of there, I promise.”
“No!” Darius’ shout was more like a cough. “Mianu, don’t! Stay away! She’s going to—”
He was cut off with another cry as his captor delivered another sharp kick. Darius was nearly doubled over at this point. If it weren’t for the chains holding him up, he would have crashed to the floor.
“You’d better hurry, princeling,” the mercenary sneered. “Or your knight in shining armor will face far, far worse than that.”
“If you touch him again, I swear you will pay,” Mianu growled.
“And if you try any tricks, he’ll be the one to suffer for it,” the mercenary replied colly. “See you soon, your highness.”
She ran her thumb along the gem again, cutting off the connection. Then she tossed it over her shoulder. It clattered to the floor in some hidden corner of the room... where it distinctly cracked. Darius winced. He hadn’t just failed to protect his prince. He’d managed to lose an important gift from him, too.
He was a failure. As a knight. As a partner.
The mercenary’s eyes flashed. She looked almost like a kid on her favorite holiday.
“Well done,” she hissed. “You played your part perfectly. Just like I told you.”
And something inside of Darius snapped. He forced himself as upright as he could get. It took much more effort than he would ever admit. And he couldn’t get his breathing steady. He hated himself for being so weak, for nearly crumbling after so few blows.
Mianu deserved better than that.
But he would not show this monster how weak he was. He would not allow himself to truly fall.
“You’ve made a big mistake,” he choked out. “Mainu’s stronger than you know. And he will show you no mercy.”
If he had hoped to intimidate his captor, he was severely disappointed.
“I don’t doubt his power,” she said smoothly. “I need it. Or have you already forgotten? I didn’t hit you in the head, you know. Though that can be arranged.”
Darius didn’t rise to the jibe. He kept fixing the mercenary with the coldest glare he could manage.
And she laughed again. “What a pathetic showing. I’m sure you think your prince is strong, but I promise you, I am more than powerful enough to handle anything he will attempt to use against me. And failing that… I hold all the cards.”
She sneered at Darius. Darius kept his expression cold and harsh. At least, he tried. He wasn’t sure if he succeeded.
Hope and fear warred inside of him. He knew that Mianu was on his way. That the prince would do everything in his power to save him. It would have been reassuring… if that hadn’t been where the danger truly lay.
If Mianu was hurt—or worse, if he actually gave in and broke his promise, if he used his magic again—it would be entirely Darius’ fault.
A part of him truly hoped that Mianu wouldn’t risk something like that. But his hopes were dashed all too soon. It wasn’t long at all before Mianu arrived.
The first sign of it was the cold. One moment, the small room was just as annoyingly warm as always. The next, the air was like ice.
The door burst open. There was a hissing sound, one that was all too familiar to Darius. And a figure stood in the doorway, a single point of brightness against a wall of shadows. Magic curled around his arm like whisps of smoke.
A powerful voice rang across the room. A voice full of the type of fury that only royalty could truly summon.
Royalty… and a very pissed off boyfriend.
“Let. Him. Go.”
Shadows howled along with him. Darius’ heart pounded. Mianu had found them. And his power was already unleashed.
#whump#whump writing#oc whump#fantasy whump#knight whumpee#prince caretaker#used as bait#captured#captive whumpee#let me know if i need to tag anything else#first time posting a full oc whump ficlet please be kind#so happy to share The Boys tho!#theyre both disasters i love them#no beta
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saw an anti posting about how (quote)"proshippers who "borrow" posts from antis give james somerton vibes... the "p" in proshipper stands for plagiarism i guess"(/quote)
like. buddy i think theres at least a LITTLE bit of a difference between "stealing someone's writing about important and sensitive subject(s) and profiting off of it in their stead" vs "copying and pasting someone's tumblr post in order to remove the borderline hate speech at the bottom of it in order to make others feel more welcome in their community"
#scary crane rambles#not fandom#proship#proshippers please interact#anti anti#antis dni#proselfship#proselfshipping#proship selfship#anti-anti#i dont think antis realize why bad things are bad tbh#like. the vast majority of the time. plagiarism is bad because you're taking someone else's work that they should be earning money from#and 1. taking complete credit for it; and 2. earning the profit from it that the original creator should be earning#and like. im sorry but i dont think youre earning any money from ''imagine your f/o'' posts#and you DO receive credit via the acknowledgement that the reposter didn't write the post themselves (albeit anonymously)#so quite literally. legally. it isn't plagiarism. its just as much plagiarism as using someone else's art as your pfp is#or using someone else's art on your pinned post or whatever#also there are actual changes made to these posts when theyre reposted: WE REMOVE THE FUCKING DEATH THREATS AND SUICIDE BAITING.#so yeah no not plagiarism. antis go fuck yourself challenge 2kforever#go enjoy things that dont involve harming real people over your shitty puritanical opinions regarding blorbo from OUR shows
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you should make a spamton rant. rip him apart and tell the world every intimate reason he is a disreputable and immoral individual who got exactly what he deserved. we need more spamton hate in this community. people obviously dont understand just how bad he can be
Seeing as the blog that sent this is empty, and the phrasing of this ask is downright comical, I'm willing to bet this is rage bait.
If not, I'm genuinely sorry you think like this, random person, because my dislike of Spamton is, you guessed it, subjective! Just like every opinion about a fictional character, it's entirely up to the reader to form their own thoughts and decide if they like them or not, if they'd put up with their actions or not, and if the context we're provided makes their actions justified or unforgivable to you. Opinions are flexible and valid, and even change over time!
Now excuse me as I write an essay in response to this general concept because you HAVE baited me, just not in the way you wanted.
I'd like to take a moment to comment on the absolute state of discussing "character good/character bad" in fandoms, especially nowadays. Because of the increased politicization of fandom culture, it almost feels like people treat fandom discourse as inherently political and just as serious. And, while I'd love to talk about the rampant misogyny in fandom or how homophobia still permeates even in progressive spaces, I'm specifically referring to the moralization of media engagement.
The "you can't watch this" or "you have to watch this", the people in the old undertale fandom who'd tell you you're a bad person if you decided to play through the no mercy route, the people in current deltarune fandom talking about how Kris' race ambiguity makes Toby Fox racist, and, in this case, someone trying to bait ME into moralizing my opinion of Spamton for the sake of a "gotcha" or fodder for their hatred of me. Sorry to disappoint, I don't think Spamton is reprehensible in our, practical, human terms.
He's just some fictional guy who did shitty stuff to a bunch of kids and kind of got his comeuppance in the end. That exact description applies to him, Spade King, and undertale Asgore even though they're entirely different characters. And, also, I fucking ADORE Spade and Asgore, but my subjective opinion, the Vibe Check if you will, is that Spamton is worse than them. I think we can all agree that In Real Life murder of 6 children is obviously worse than being a con artist. However, this is also fiction, and those deaths shouldn't be treated with the SAME severity as actual, real crimes against humanity should be. They are severe, yes, and breaches of morality, but not REAL morality. Actual children weren't harmed in the making of undertale, believe it or not. These reprehensible actions from the cast are narrative vessels meant to show us the state of mind a character is and how far they're willing to go.
I think Spamton's desperation for reaching his "heaven" is disturbing because he was willing to extort and kill a child for it. In the same vain, I think Asgore is a coward for choosing to go through with his plan when the human that walked into his throne room was a literal child and not someone deserving of the death penalty, which happened 7 separate times. The difference is, I like Asgore and dislike Spamton. Not for moral reasons. Just Vibes.
This ask was 100% spurred on by the video I made about shadow crystals and secret bosses. It's kind of telling of their lack of media literacy, how this (practically) anon took nothing away from that video except "this guy thinks Spamton sucks", because that was decidedly not the point. Even during my rant about him in the video, when I call him a bad person I am simply stating in-universe facts. Things that most people who like Spamton as a character rather than a poor little meow meow can agree DID happen, and DOES make him morally grey. And this is where the politicization of fandom comes in again, because I only felt the need to add that rant into that section because there's SO many people who feel the need to justify liking immoral characters by making them super not bad at all - talking about the grey as if it's white, and if you point out the darker shades, they think you're trying to paint over all of it with black.
The people who over-exaggerate how tragic Spamton's or Spade King's lives were, the ones who justify reprehensible actions through "but he's mentally ill!" (even though a sentiment like that just further stigmatizes mental illness but that's a different topic), the people that say "X character did nothing wrong" without a twinge of irony in their tone.
Spamton is not Satan. He's also not a flawless angel.
The complete loss of being able to view a character as both Bad and Likable at the same time is tragic to me, because 90% of the characters I adore are bad, reckless, stupid, selfish, downright EVIL sometimes, and even if they may be lonely or misunderstood underneath it all, that is NOT something that erases their flaws! The whole POINT of moral grayness and complexity in characters is that we learn to take the good AND the bad in stride. Where do you draw a line in the sand? Does their charisma make them lovable enough to you that you want to keep watching them do The Bad Thing as long as they're having fun with it? Or does their grappling with and regret of The Bad Thing make them so emotionally compelling to you that you want to see where they'll go next, no matter the morality of their future actions?
If you like Spamton, more power to you. If you're in love with the weird funny little puppet man, even better, live your best life. But, for the love of god, engage with him as the character he actually is, without scrubbing away the awkward and the morally dubious for the sake of a cleaner character to play with. I genuinely believe most of the cult surrounding Spamton understands this, most of what I've seen from his most avid fans still paint him as his greedy conniving canon self, it's just that there's a loud minority (and the filthy casuals who don't read any deeper into him and just flatten every character they talk about) who deliberately try to convince you that Spamton is OBJECTIVELY a good person, or OBJECTIVELY someone you have to like, otherwise you're weird and, like, hate mentally ill people or something. I've gotten a Lot of weird comments on that video you guys wouldn't even believe.
All in all I consider that Spadesgore must be canonized.
#deltarune#asks#not art#spamton#we love a fandom so obsessed with morality they try to bait you into it#yall suck cant a man just Not Like Someone without it being a big deal#i have a sneaking suspicion i know Who sent this ask because theres One person in my comments who uses this exact same exaggerated language#coupled with the over-morilization of my. frankly unimportant opinion#for context that person im reffering to is someone who tried to uh. defend spamton in my comments by accusing me of hating homeless people#im not gonna pretend i dont see the similarities between that person and this anon#but if theyre different people i somehow find that even worse ngl#anyway maybe im being an idiot for responding to an ask of This caliber but i dont care this is a fascinating topic to me#and if you come into my house you expect a fucking essay no matter what your question is#does this even count as a dunk????? i dont think it does#rambles
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oh utp i missed u so bad actually
#PLS god let them keep their og eyecolors if its just official art baiting us AGAIN.#well ill still play BUt ill b sad#AND CAN REN AND OTOYA GET THEIR MELANIN BACK.......#theyre like a single shade darker which.ok was not expecting but if theyre refing og art for the eyecolors wats the excuse........#utapri#bean bart
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i can't believe I just watched two men (metaphysical beings?) skate around their obvious love for one another for twelve hours only for them to ask each other out, kiss, and break up within five minutes and cut to credits?!? i am physically unwell. neil gaiman you better sleep with one eye open bc i'm COMING FOR YOU.
#good omens#good omens 2#aziraphale#crowley#neil gaiman#I WAS SO CONFIDENT#my father didnt believe it could be but i looked him right on in the eyes and said father#i know these things. i see the subtext that your feeble mind is missing. those two absolutely want to get down with it#no way theyre just baiting us. neil would NEVER right??#i forced that man to wager an entire dollar that they would end up together.#AND THEN I WATCHED WHATEVER THE HELL THAT WAS WTF I HATE EVERYTHING#I BRACED MYSELF FOR QUEERBAIT NOT QUEERHEARTBREAK#how tf did i miss tumblr posting ab this and not ineffable bureaucracy???#did the site not go down out of mourning??#feels like im going through all five stages i cannot do this right now#at this point i might have to resort to watching red white and royal blue and i just know its going to be as bad as the book#sobbing and bargaining and screaming rn ahhhhhhhhhh no no no
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so funny seeing people on tiktok go "i didnt want to watch that 911 show because i didn't want to be baited but now maybe i'll check it out" personally i hadn't bothered with it because i got the impression that it wasn't baity ENOUGH for me!! i didnt think there was that much there!! like the first thing i knew about it was that there was gay characters because i saw a gifset of a lesbian couple so i knew it was a Gay Show but im not looking for positive canon gay rep. i want to be baited and i want it to be really evil otherwise theres no fun! (obviously in the grand scheme of things i think positive gay rep is good but its not what will make a ryan murphy procedural drama a fun watch for me) and i will say i watched the clip leading up to that gay kiss and the fact that the whole conversation was about the other guy yall ship him with was a little insane and if its always like that then i get it now! i was not familiar with your game!
#literally first thing i saw of the show was tracie thoms and her butch wife and i was like wow they do not let that woman play straight#and then all i heard about it after that was about those two guys#and like forgive me for assuming it was a mashing the two white guys together because they were there thing!#i dont like when ppl say 'its not a queerbait show it has gay characters' about like anything idk#partly bc i generally dont think queerbait is a word i use to describe a show overall its more about specific ships#i think you can have milquetoast gay rep but still get baity with particular couples#i mostly take issue with calling something 'bait' when like. a couple is gay but has a tragedy or breaks up#or when one of the characters has been canonically gay the whole time theyre just not a couple#that doesnt INHERENTLY make something bait but a character could be bi and they could still be baity abt their relationship w someone idk#anyway idk#i just think its funny#i WANT to be baited and i didnt think i would be and here we are
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auhfhrhfhhgh having an idea but Knowing the character would never ever do it.
#Audhbdhfhfh i said as a joke they should make ace/san happen by like. ace slapping his ass or something#buenos dias mandy style. im realising that may err on too rude#but if i rationalise it with Its just a friendly tap then the tension lessens...#other way i see it happening is ace comes up behind him and whispers in his ear. camera close up and focuses a lil too long#zoom out. sanji holds his ear as he turns and watches ace saunter away. luffy bounds up to sanji and starts saying something#sanjis eyes linger a little longer before they move on. nothing is ever brought up ever again#<- this is how i imagine a world in which the live action even HINTS at ace//san#OURGHHH OR. WORSE. they keep their intro with ace lighting the cigarette#but instead of at a distance he comes up and lights it with his finger getting in sanjis space#short shot of sanjis face snapping up to his in shock#cut to ace clicking his tongue and winking. finger guns#walks away. end of moment its barely there#BAUYGGHRRGHHH DOUBLE LOSE SITUATION... every moment is immediately followed by a shot of zoro staring silently#or fucking. rolling his eyes#making it clear that one theyre baiting us with both ships while neither will happen.
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there is undeniable opportunity to make bellum x linebeck fucked up but i dont have it in me. im a sucker for it just being fine with a side of like. light nautical crimes against nature but i cant make it toxic or w/e after a certain point. theyre chilling
#bellum x linebeck#salty talks#this is a light hearted post btw this is me celebrating enjoying making it soft at the end of the#the fucked up stuff is reserved for whatever happens during possession and also when theyre not romantically involved#ie. a lot of my aus. tbh tho they do also border on romantic? in a ‘canon’ ph or ph adjacent setting theyre just chilling#theres nothing straight up like really toxic with those bc 1 not my thing and 2 woulsnt really add anything imo#like i do think they can just strike up an agreement to not screw with each other and bellum figures he doesnt need to mess with linebeck#its the bonus of bellum can’t verbally communicate without showing that he has a human form#anyways. ive decided i cant actually warch gravity falls until i finish the fic anyways#i need to be able to say i havent seen it while i write this fic. there are too many possible connections i need this#also like. the most impact gravity falls has actually had on my life has been me seeing those twink humanizations of bill years ago#and that therefore being the main fucking reason why ive been fighting tooth and nail to get to the bellum humanization i have now#that fucker has caused me so many problems and i only recently found out what his fucking voice sounds like#anyways surprise surprise the person writing this fic for self indulgent reasons is catering heavily to themselves#tbh in post this fic and post ph (where its less like theyre dating and more like he occasionally makes it a polycule)#all of the bad shit is gotten out of the way before anything actually starts#with the aus where its a little more fucked its more just like. homoerotic. with different relationships around it#THO i do feel like theres somehow a pressure to make it fucked up? cuz its the default yknow. but i dont rlly like that so no#i think its more interesting for the work to be put in for it to be decent. i mean square one is bellum using linebeck as disposable bait
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IM SCREECHING someone on tiktok is confused how Johnny lost to Pyro
I... Do I gentle parent them? No that's boring 📢 IDIOT. JOHNNY IS ENTIRELY MADE OF FIRE. PYRO CONTROLS FIRE. WHAT'S NOT FUCKIN CLICKING. GAMITIN ANG UTAK HA BUKSAN ANG MATA BUKSAN ANG TENGA ANONG PARTE NG PAGTAAS NG KAMAY NI PYRO AT PAGPASOK NG APOY ANG HINDI MO NAKITA fuck sorry
#/half joking#im not sure if theyre genuinely confused or they're fucking with us. regardless I'm not taking the bait#this here hellsite can suffer the brunt of my anger issues tho 😇#pissed me off so bad i switched languages uwu
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#guysssssss..... im sentinelbrained again.........#maybe next time ill get into something a single other person likes too but today is not that day#i feel bad yapping about this show to anyone directly cause it really is not that Good but. i am having sososo much fun with it#its such a good time#im on the third season and well it turns out the main character stoic cop guy has an evil toxic dad and some major daddy issues#and in this ep hes doing like. the whole 'you didnt want me to be different you made me feel like a freak but this is who i am this is me'#and like. yea its about the sentinel thing but u are also the man living with your Super Special boy bestie#who serial killers use as bait to lure you out like weekly and who you got a soul bond with and stuff so. could be nothing really#all the acting in this show is so like. i mean its not Bad bad but its very exaggerated at times fshsjsj and its so much fun#every episode has a 10minute chase scene#and these gaudy half fade commercial break title cards#so sillyy its so sillyyyy aagh#my post#anyways#you guys are lucky the sentinel tag here is so hard to navigate cos otherwise youd be getting another spamming of gifs right about now#theres a bunch of scenes where you only realize halfway through that sandburgs there too cos jim and simon are so tall compared to him#and he doesnt get any lines anyway. and it always makes me laugh#every single ep has a side charcater with one ear pierced. sandburg has one ear pierced. jim has one ear pierced. everyone does its the 90s#the music is so obnoxious and theyre playing it All the time and its the funniest thing#and the sound bites when jims using his Sentinel Senses are even funnier#anyway ye its not a good show and its not anywhere and nobody knows it but. i like it soso much#the constant slo-mo when something Dramatic happens too omfg can we bring it back
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