#THEY'RE SUCH BESTIES...
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slowpokegamer · 2 years ago
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I was talking about this last night in my groupchat, but I've been in shambles lately thinking about how fresh little 19 year old baby Dandelion was ready to fucking DIE alongside Geralt during the short story "The Edge of the World"
Like he just met this white haired bozo. Geralt was about to convince the elves to SPARE him and Dandelion was like "KILL ME TOO OR ELSE I'LL SET THE WORLD AGAINST YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!"
I can't breathe, he's somehow just the stupidest motherfucker in the world and also somehow the most LOYAL ASS BITCH IN EXISTENCE. He loves his friends so much, he loves GERALT, so much 😭😭 He was gonna get revenge for Geralt if the elves killed him through whatever means he was able to and he was 100% serious on that threat
He literally barely knew Geralt and he was ready to give up EVERYTHING, he immediately decided he was going to be bonded to this broody asshole for the rest of his life and THATS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED
I care about them so much. They make me want to start tearing up carpets, I'm gonna be sick /pos
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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
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liquidstar · 2 years ago
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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yardsards · 1 year ago
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also. it's just a gag but i find this bit of laios putting a bib on marcille oddly adorable
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like that's his friend and he knows she normally hates getting messy (even if her shirt is already stained with her own blood) and that she's likely to drop/spill something on herself in her current state. so he does what he can to care for her, even if it is silly
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ken-yamh · 5 months ago
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Chilling time 🕶✨
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demaparbat-hp · 1 year ago
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They would.
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allastoredeer · 8 months ago
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Deer's shed the velvet on their antlers. Alastor is no exception.
Bonus! They also eat it and cannibal besties always share.
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+Bonus: Bucks shed their velvet right before rutting season, so take from thar what you will
Follow up post ➡️HERE ⬅️
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oldwitchsleep · 1 year ago
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bet daniel's biggest complaint about being turned into a vampire is suddenly louis has him on therapy speed dial AND HE CAN'T DECLINE THE CALL!!
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omokel · 1 year ago
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their friendship means the world to me btw . if you even care
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freakinglove · 4 months ago
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nobility never stopped aragorn from being everyone's best friend. king aragorn going around middle earth to visit all his friends yes he goes to the glittering caves and slams a few beers with gimli every now and then
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milkamel · 2 months ago
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I love TruthlessSage I love TruthlessSage I love TruthlessSage I love TruthlessSage I love TruthlessSage I love TruthlessSage I love TruthlessSage I love TruthlessSage
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fioweress · 2 months ago
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mohan and santos for me and 2 other ppl
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procrastinationaccount · 2 months ago
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They're new parents. They're widows on the rebound. They're trapped in the wrong bodies. They're t4t (unrelated). They argue over breakfast proteins. They've almost certainly danced under the light of a murdered planet. They're roughly a third of a burgeoning terrorist cell. They have a 9,980-year age gap. They met at the perfect time. They just missed each other. They even got to kiss goodbye.
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spookyspeks · 11 months ago
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Melanie Kinggg
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witchyam · 8 months ago
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realised that dean and cas are best friends. like yeah they're in love but they're best friends. that's crazy. what the fuck.
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kia-ko · 6 months ago
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Hatsune Miku & Godzilla in Fortnite feels like a fever dream 😭😭😭
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