#THEY HAVE A BLOG NOW GUYS

[thedarkzyxabyss]

THEY HAVE A BLOG NOW!!

GO CHECK THEM OUT AT @shit-hell-no-radio

So I talked with the people involved with this AU, and we decided to just throw all of our stuff in this little, collaborative side blog! If you guys want to see more of them, go check it out! (Although we did just make it haha)

See you guys there! <3

[nyanbinary-87]

hello mcyt nation is this anything

[whosectype]

I watched the new Spider-Man across the spiderverse

[front-facing-pokemon]

[luthqrs]

"There is no heresy or philosophy so abhorrent to the church as a human being." EMILY PRENTISS in CRIMINAL MINDS 4x17 | 'Demonology'

[mattastr0phic]

[parasitoidism]

Been thinking about his camerupt obsession as I play. Also charms that don’t exist

[spartanlocke]

every time i say tumblr staff (and tumblr itself let's be real) made social media worse by never punishing harassment, allowing people to get comfortable pushing cancel and callout culture so they could harass and dehumanize anyone (especially minorities) they want without ever having to worry about consequences, an attitude they brought with them to other websites like tiktok and twitter after the 2018 porn ban....

This is what I'm talking about. tumblr staff doesn't give a shit if you're stalked and harassed, but if you're a trans woman posting selfies? instant ban.

tumblr staff has NEVER done anything to protect its users, but now they're actively participating in doing the harm.

[girlwiththegreenhat]

"big baby disney rushes to edit crew member out of 4 frames of the mandalorian" back in my day you'd see the entire fucking camera crew in the reflection of kitts paint nearly every episode of knight rider and we LIKED IT THAT WAY

[cozylittleartblog]

chat imma be honest that project diva PC release has had lasting consequences ,

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Detectives at the Disco (Elysium)

[ghostquilt]

genuine question to mlmblr how do you meet guys </3

[kaeyacollection]

Who's ready for my Master Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss Crepus Theory!!

I originally posted this over at Hoyolab and people there seemed to really like my favorite joke theory that Crepus just tries to gaslight the whole of Mondstadt right after obtaining Kaeya

Majority of this will be the same but with little tweaks for the wonderful tumblr audience

This joke stems from Kaeya's introduction:

and the use of the word "rumored"

Cause it's not like it said beyond Teyvat or the seven nations just Mondstadt

And I mean like c'mon how many families are living off the grid in Mondstadt

(Actually... Don't answer that I forgot Glory's boyfriend is just

Out there in the bush with Razor...)

Initially I had the idea of Crepus walking around the markets one day carrying Kaeya with Diluc beside him running into Varka who asks:

"Who's the boy?"

"You mean my son?"

"Not Diluc the boy you're carrying"

"I have two sons? You know this??"

But then the Caribert quest came out mentioning Kaeya ran away from home near immediately and was dragged home by Crepus just as fast and it became even funnier

Cause imagine you're by the docks one day and richest man in town gets off the boat with no cargo but instead a tiny child you may not have seen before that Crepus seems to be very cross with at the moment and threatening to turn him into a leash kid if he runs off again

In a small town that loves gossip do you know how fast that information is spreading? Cause I do and Varka's knocking on Crepus's door 30 minutes later like:

"Is this what we're doing? We're just taking kids now?"

Both paths lead to Varka asking where Kaeya comes from and getting hit with a

"I think you're a bit too old to still be confused about the birds and the bees Varka"

Varka getting frustrated to the point he just starts demanding Kaeya tell him what's up

Love to see him following in his fathers footsteps of stressing Varka the fuck out

And upon hearing how his birth father left for juice and didn't return Varka went

"Good! That was ALL I needed to know!!"

Follow ups on if his father intended to abandon him or got lost in the storm and needed a search party?

Don't care!! You weren't kidnapped!!

Welcome to the knights! 🤝

Which bringing it back to it only being a rumor

In a town of alcoholics, who's gonna call out the one guy with the winery?

Here's some add ons that got sparked from the comment section 😘

Bonus panels would have included Varka showing up with Rosaria one day mimicking Crepus about "wHaT you ForGot I haD a Kid" sparking a trend within the community of just adopting random children to the point posters are made saying "In Barbatos name: See a child Take a child"

Alice seeing it and pulling a "when in rome" tucking both Albedo and Diluc(who is yelling he is an adult) under her arms and telling Klee if she ever sees someone in need of a mom let her know she'll send over the paperwork right away

And then the last bonus: Venti wakes up, walks in through the gate while playing a tune, and stops when he sees the poster, not sure if he needs to start yet another revolution, or if this one is fine actually

I imagine the posters had to be taken down because visitors were losing their kids left and right and the solution of parents pinning a note saying "not dead & still want custody" to their kids shirt didn't catch on but the saying still lives strong in the hearts of Mondstadt's citizens I mean look Bennett and his 27 dads Mondstadt may have a lot of orphans but the demand is even higher

Comment on original post:

"I have a headcanon where Kaeya fooled first Crepus, then the rest of Mondstadt but.this is too funny!! I want to see this happening!"

Which prompted one of my new favorite lines at the end:

"Wait by fool Crepus first do you mean like Crepus finding him out in the storm bringing him inside to ask him where he lives and Kaeya's just

"? I live here? You adopted me? Are you feeling okay?"

Cause I'm absolutely cry laughing over this that's so good but that also means when Kaeya runs away Crepus is just

"hey no no l'm not misplacing you a second time come home" "

[birrdify]

gg;ift for @can-your-kinitopet

aka ffor moloch the most wonderous amazingest inspiringful kinitopet artists OOUO;UT THRERE . i look UP to this guySO MU;UCH CAUSE HE'S SO!!!!RIGHT!!!!!!!!! oh SIR i ADORE your art and YOUR HEADCANONS!!! your VIEW ON NITO HIMSELF!!!! like YES nito is touch starved YES hes passive aggressive AND do i EVEN START on the headcanons moloch FEEDS US WITH1!! i LOVE reading through his text posts every tumblrific afternoon when i get home from school csause sir you are so so right ; have so many words for you but not enough space</3my aching heart....rest in pieces 2 your phone Sir...o;k inbox and Comic time

[maggotmoment]

me when there's bugs in the bayou:

[ube-bluebay]

i have a problem

really long rambling in tags