#THESE DOGS! I LOVE HOW THEY EAT

[yashley]

imogen & fearne in c3e118 or

[blae-kitta]

Sketch page! Margaritabille au by @kerink with Bill making a caesar, Ford in the outfit I'm living in rn, a joke post I've already posted of where Ford loses a bet, and an interaction that been lodged in my frontal lobe for ages and was gonna make a proper comic for and then didn't

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC: Puppy Love

Waiting for my friend in the emergency room(they’re fine, we’ll not fine obviously but not actively dying) so might as well write on my phone

So if there are two things I’m adamant about it’s that Alfred should still be alive and that DC SHOULD GIVE JASON BACK HIS DOG

For those poor souls that do not know, Jason had a dog name, and this is 100% true, Dog. Jason is canonically bad at naming things so he named his dog Dog. And the storyline between him and her is actually really touching. He rescued her from a dog fighting ring where she was used to bait dogs. Jason earned her trust showed her kindness and she loves him for it and it makes me emotional. GIVE JASON BACK HIS DOG YOU MONSTERS

She’s not dead just got written out by giving her to someone, but still, that man loves and pampers Dog, gave her an engraved nameplate and everything

But consider Cujo, the ghost of a dog being trained to be a guard dog, put to death long before his time wanting the thing that made him happy in life: his toy. Danny finds him, bonds with him and helps him get back the thing he loves most, and Cujo loves Danny for it.

A story as old as time, a boy and his dog, or in Danny’s case a boy and his ghost dog.

So imagine this: Danny moved to Gotham with Cujo and things are going great, except for one thing.

Cujo has a little crush

Now normally this wouldn’t be a problem, but Cujo is a ghost. Aka he can walk through walls. So when Cujo wants to visit his lady friend, he just bolts right through the wall, and leads Danny on a merry chase.

Meanwhile Jason is confused to come home to his penthouse only to find Dog cuddled up with a smaller green dog that isn’t Beast Boy. The other dog is friendly and gets along with Dog, but it’s driving him crazy wondering how he got in without tripping an alarm. Then there’s a knock on the door

Jason opens the door to find an out of breath guy about his age with black hair, blue eyes and windswept hair that might have been intentional if it hadn’t been for a few leaves stuck in it.

And that’s how Jason met Danny

Cut to this happening a few more times and then turns into organizing little “dates” for their dogs and the while falling slowly in love with each other romcom style

That’s right, this has been a romcom about two dog owners falling in love because their dogs are literally obsessed with each other

Bonus: Danny giving Cujo “the Talk”

Danny, wagging his finger: Don’t make a rosemary’s baby, understand?

Cujo: Bark

Danny: ... good.

[ygamiraito]

"in fact to be perfectly candid i was a bit of a slut!" GOOD FUCKING BYEEEE

[toastytrusty]

cornelius hickey dog motif. his introductory scene is a debate about where in the naval hierarchy their literal dog would fall. the last line of this introduction, essentially the thesis statement for his character, is "well it's of consequence, isn't it? putting a dog above a man." he has almost mystified the idea of the navy's hierarchy at the beginning of the voyage. he resents it, he craves it. he wants to assimilate. he is found by his captain on the floor of his quarters with literal dog shit in his hands, and he remembers it forever. he plays into the role. he is beneath the dog now, but he will be above the dog later, and how high up is the dog already? crozier will recognize that he is different than the dog, surely. but maybe crozier Doesn’t recognize that he is different. maybe crozier sees him as just another dog. WORKING THEORY: crozier is the navy but the dog is the actual hierarchy within it. To hickey. hickey allows himself to be seen as beneath the dog to attempt to work the structure and get crozier to like him. but crozier doesn't like him, and thinks of hickey as no different than any of the other dogs. and hickey does Not want to be a dog. there's nothing he wants Less than to be a dog. so he drops the idea of climbing the ladder and drops the idea of obeying and doing what he thinks he's supposed to. when he's really had enough of being abused by the hierarchy/by the officers (lied to, fed bad food, etc), and effectively being treated like a dog, he Literally kills and eats the dog. he rejects the pretense and expectation. he destroys the idea of a hierarchy existing. no one is above him and he is above no one. hickey's dog motif is unique from your average dog motif because he Isn't the dog. he Hates the dog. the dog is everything he doesn't want to be. maybe he Was the dog, but he effectively seizes back control of his position by, again, killing the dog. killing the thing inside him that obeys. killing any inclination he might have to appeal to the larger authority of the navy. i see him as wanting to be equals with someone, and even in the very end he still seeks that out in crozier. he is so delightfully human in the way he constantly doubles back on himself and has no singular defining paradigm shifts and often seems to forget where he's supposed to stand with people and who he is supposed to be presenting as but that's all for another time

[cajunfoxnight]

So following that, I'm guessing Val is also eats the most

Ah no, that honor would go to Gambit, with Rags making it for close competition 🥲 (RIP Gus's wallet)

[domistique]

can we talk abt charles feeding carlos. the carlummy 🫣

I ALWAYS WANNA TALK ABOUT CARLUMMY BUT NO ONE WANTS TO CARLUMMY WITH ME!!!!!

whenever i despair about how little food these drivers are allowed to eat in this godforsaken sport i think about carlos' and charles' dads and am reassured that neither of my boys will be skinny after they retire 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[rabid-invertibrate]

Maturing is realizing you dont like parent characters because you have a milf/dilf fetish, but because you're trying to fill the void your own parents carved into you with parent shaped objects

[dizzybizz]

i haven't drawn iguin in so long.....

[yuwuta]

as a true geto hater it brings me immense joy to remember that he got packed up by a suicidal anxious loser w/ the power of true love who hadn't even learned his own cursed technique yet and had been studying jujutsu for less than a year

[vaguely-concerned]

For you. And Harding. And everyone we've lost.

*sob sob sob sob sob* it's fine I'm fine I just have to I just need a moment and then I'll be -- *sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob*

rye 'I want varric back you son of a bitch' ingellvar showing up to the narrative stricken to the core with grief and digging two graves. one for the dread wolf. and another one also for the dread wolf because by the time rye is done with him that fucker is hopefully going to be in several pieces. lucanis hold my shovel for a moment would you I need to commit some acts of grim violence and deep poetic irony (*supportive lucanis voice as rook grabs the fake dagger* go get him rook I've got your shovel). solas I'm sorry I love you but if you were going to pull that shit you probably should have done it to someone a little less like, well. you

[dumbastronaught]

why do they both look look like puppies in this photo??

[sysig]

If the rules are “Catch them all” ZEX already has a leg up (Patreon)

[luna-the-cretar]

Hi. Still haven’t gone to bed yet. Brain required me to look up geckos before I can rest because I’ve been racking my brain, trying to figure out what kind of lizard Sarnax could be. Because I had it in my brain that he was probably some kind of gecko, just based on appearances, and well. I had to research geckos real quick. And it turns out there’s a lot, and I’ve come to the conclusion that Sarnax is probably one of the two in particular that caught my eye.

Appearance wise, he looks most like a Crested Gecko (again, from the few that caught my eye, tho there’s probably one he looks like more). From the ridges at the top of his head (albeit, not in the right spot), to the long smooth tail

HOWEVER, in my heart, I want him to be a Moorish Gecko (also known as a crocodile gecko)

THEY LOOK LIKE TINY CROCODILES. And given 2/3 loa lizardfolk, it’d give him SOME connection to Kremy and Briggsy. And also. They’re cute.

[fishareglorious]

Thinking about that one minigame from Green Lake where you nyoom around the place with Tooth Fairy. Thinking about it happening in a literal way is cracking me up.

Local dentist is sliding around on the ground, phasing through the fences and sucker-punching carbuncles and critters while looking for teeth. Dentist is also reminiscing how she got those teeth to a gaggle of college-age people and two teenagers (one of the teeth is from accidentally hitting someone with her car, another is from intentionally punching someone so hard they lose that tooth).

[empyreansentinel]

vhs ranked on how often i play them. the list if yall wanna do it yourselves