#THESE ARE SUCH FUN DYNAMICS

[achilleslyre]

if dreams came tru and reality could be whatever i wanted it to be i would animate a show about jason and the argonauts btw <3 literally one of my least fave myths ahshsjsjsj but the dynamics of the argonauts is SO fun and i would love to do something like that AUGHHH

[eepy-bells]

Watched deadpool×wolverine yesterday😭💖

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

big bro jazz

[solarwreathe]

in another universe they could have been playing at the beach

[black-quadrant]

sometimes all you need is one passionate person who goes berserk for your work to keep you creating

[phantomrose96]

Thinking about Edward Elric as the Amestrian Military's specialest little unfireable boy

State alchemists can be fired for underperforming. We know this up front from the likes of Shou Tucker. And this makes a ton of sense from the homunculi's standpoint since the state alchemists are sacrifice candidates, and the homunculi would want to cull the weakest candidates and focus only on cultivating the strongest ones who stand the best chance of opening the portal.

........Then there's Edward. Who's already opened the portal.

There's no need to cultivate him. No gamble taken on whether he's good enough to open the portal. He passed the final test already. Graduated 4 semesters early.

And as such, has a free pass to do Absolute Fuck All.

And I'm imagining how funny this is from like an outside perspective.

Some newish state alchemist who'd only ever read up on the stories of Edward Elric, ready and excited to start their career of being paid handsomely with endless freedom to research and travel and do anything they want in the pursuit of science... surprised and confused to find themselves put on probation their first month for things like "ignoring orders." Which is, as best they had thought, a famous Edward Elric pastime.

Roy showing a slight bit of stress about his yearly state alchemist report, and Ed just snorting and rolling his eyes at Roy because every year HE just hastily does his on the train ride over (canon in the manga, a travesty it was left out of the anime) and it gets rubber stamped. Ed not realizing that other alchemists' reports get genuinely scrutinized and torn apart while Ed is free to turn in whatever absolute bullshit he thinks of 36 hours ahead of time. One year his report was about whether alchemy could be done via dance (conclusion: no it can't) and no one cared. Roy WANTS to tell Ed there's some kind of unknown favoritism around Ed making him literally bullet-proof but Roy has no way to phrase this that doesn't sound like he's just in denial and mad at how good Ed's train-reports are.

Guy from the Internal Amestrian Affairs sector who's responsible for auditing other internal military personel for any suspicious activity hitting about 1 million red flags for Edward Elric, issuing a STRONG and URGENT recommendation to suspend the alchemist pending further investigation into things like "literal bunk-buddies with two members of the Xingese royalty (enemy nation)" and "spent $10,000,000 of his stipend on a librarian to make her re-copy (what he seemed to interpret as?) military records in some extremely transparent effort to unearth state secrets (it was a recipe book but he was literally asking her about state secrets)" and "literally has never once obeyed an order, ever, not even once in his career, and is on public record having said 'I do not care about the goals and protections of the Amestrian Military. I am in fact only pursuing my own interests several of which are diametrically opposed to the safety and well-being of the governing body of Amestris'"

The issued recommendation is intercepted before it even reaches its intended desk. President Bradley himself has taken issue with it and denies it before a single set of eyes has seen it. The President's veto stamp is a terrifying hammer, used rarely, and it is now sitting on the auditor's desk.

The auditor sleeps with one eye open from then on out.

[snarkspawn]

... but we're more like brothers. Caterina took us both in... (We're brothers...)

[vita-divata]

Getting ready for bed~

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF bullies are the best group ever

[maelicgrn]

Self-indulgent showtime sketches

[junebugdunes]

they got kicked out of party city

[paramountie]

love leonard "bones" mccoy, spirk's third wheel for literal decades. 90% of their couple arguments involve mccoy who joins in purely for the love of the game. he's invited on all their dates and he complains the whole time. "do you want us to stop inviting you bones? are you uncomfortable?" no he's having the time of his life

[onionninjasstuff]

secret santa gift for @karonkar !!!

[ashtreeeee]

who are these DIVAS💚❤️

[beehunterkisser]

my donations to the buford economy

[satsuha]

style inspired by nina matsumoto's new official merch!!

prosecutor and detective dynamics they could never make me hate you...