#THESE ARE ALL SO GOOD THANK YOOOOOOU

[sga-owns-my-soul]

(I'm late bc time zones, but—) niche SGA thoughts!

Chuck teaches yoga on the side. And he's really really freaking good at getting people to do yoga who don't gravitate towards it. IT specialists who sit at the computer for 10 hours. Marines who make fun of that woo woo stuff (but are now free of that persistent hip pain for the first time in six years).

Kate Heightmeyer is a party animal. Beneath that calm demeanor is someone who dances on tables.

If you're new and homesick, you go to Lorne. He has the good chocolate. And he lets you vent.

Atlantis regularly plays matchmaker by trapping people in transporters together. If she likes you and she thinks you should get to know person x better, boom. Transporter malfunction. It happens so often that when a real malfunction happens, people don't believe it and start making out in the hopes of getting it to work again. (What do you want from us, that was a perfect kiss—what do you mean a loose crystal in the second panel... oh god)

When the botanists discover a plant that is exactly like Earth's coffee plant (after they run out of the real stuff), Rodney sends out a memo that nobody is allowed to make fun of them ever again.

no such thing as being late! i will always welcome niche headcanons!!

1) omg yes!!!! chuck teaching yoga is so sweet omg teyla would LOVE his class and i think sometimes he would let her lead a warm down meditation

2) i can 100% see kate being a party animal 😂😂 she suggests basically throwing a rager after the siege and everyone assumes it's for General Stress Relief but they realize very quickly it's because she specifically wanted to go wild 😂

3) lorne is so soft and so caring and so sweet i can 1000000% see that and i love it so so much!!!!! evan lorne my beloved, he turns an unused room near his quarters into a Comfort Space for people to use

4) YES john and rodney get trapped the most (both with each other and pretty much every other person in the city) bc atlantis wants her boys to be happy. john and rodney both hate this and regularly try to talk atlantis out of it because "really, you don't need to play matchmaker for us. we're fine! happy even! please stop!" she does not stop

5) rodney catches someone talking shit about botany and he bans them from having coffee for a month. no one says a word about them again 😂

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

Hello! :D

I just caught up with your SK au fic and wanted to come say how much I’m enjoying it! Especially the way that you are building up the story and how hints and details are sprinkled around like seeds that are slowly growing as more info is revealed! 

Like first chapter we have some details about the detective that caught my eye and then keep having brief but noteworthy appearances. It is mentioned they have a bad reaction to the smell of tobacco and their discomfort about crowded spaces seems clear from the start, but the way it’s worded does give space to wonder if it’s just general annoyance at it or something more. The small intro of the town I think is pretty effective as well, as I noticed on a reread how it mentions several of the spaces that will become more prominent in the story (obviously the library and amusement park, but also others like the docks, which are linked to the first victim the detective learns of)

Also the introduction of the boys is pretty fun, given that readers preemptively know that they are the killers themselves. Sun in particular pretending he can’t bear the mention of the murders is very funny XD Oh! and I like the detail of his considerable strength being casually mentioned, only for us to later learn through the photos how much force was used to kill Grisham.

(sidenote: absolutely loving the art! the last one in the first chapter where Sun and Moon meet outside the park really establishes an ominous aura about them, and the fact that they share that same-colored blue eye hints towards that unique connection and knowledge about the events they share. Like they are synchronized!)

Then on chapter 2 a small bit that caught my attention was during Moon’s questioning. I also noticed how his answers were pretty much instantaneous, which the detective reasons is because Sun gave him a heads up. But I like how when he was asked when the last time he saw Grisham was, he needs that brief pause to think, because he knows the actual answer, but that’s the one he can’t be truthful about, so he has to review his memory of when he would have seen him before that.

Oh and another detail in this chapter is that the “stern” father like look makes the detective’s stomach churn until they notice the good intent in Powell’s worry. One could chalk it up to just anxiety under the orders of a boss, but the fact that it’s specifically compared to a parental attitude seems significant.

And oof, that torture scene! Pretty brutal despite the fact that most of it seems to have happened offscreen already haha It shows pretty well the absolute hatred the boys hold for rulebreakers and how ready they are to show it. It’s pretty neat how you keep their personalities consistent even during these scenes! They are completely different in a sense, but also exactly the same two brothers as they are in their daily lives.

And aaah chapter 3 was pretty intense! That interview with Mrs. Grisham is so interesting, because just as the detective is capable of piecing together what is left unsaid, the text also allows the reader to start piecing the detective’s possible past as well. Like, there’s all those hints at the alcoholism of Grisham. The twitches in the cheek with the scar are a great pointer at both the detective’s thought process and their likely first hand experience with something like this, and also quite the thing for Mrs. Grisham and the detective to understand one another on some level.

Oh also! I have been following the blog for a while, so I know there have been some hints here about the boys possibly having known the detective before this haha, but I think the text also does a good job of making readers speculate about it, with how Sun and Moon seem instantly attached. And speaking about the boys, my god they like their antics XD They are very theatrical and expressive! I can believe it’s part of how they enjoy expressing themselves, but I definitely wonder if part of it is that making it seem like they are super easy to read and like they wear their hearts on their sleeves is also a good way to divert suspicion from them. Can’t be them if no one believes they could hide a secret like that right?

(other sidenote: The contrast between the detective’s and the brothers’ perspectives is hilarious to me XD The detective: dread, horror, reliving their mysterious trauma at some points. Meanwhile the boys are like: So excited! It’s a bit of a game for them! New player on the board! They look at the detective and it’s like the Smash bros new challenger presentation music accompanies their entrance fkjdhfkj)

Oh and the end of the chapter! Really seeing the kind of personalized punishments they like to dole out. Pretty obvious with Clyde, though I do wonder a bit more what they did specifically for Grisham. Was it using all that force because of how violent he was? The damage to his limbs because of how he used them to hurt his family? hmmmmm

Ooo, and then in chapter 4 we see even more of the detective’s intuition and how sharp it is! They seem very analytical, and are showing their true skills to their coworkers by having the right hunches about the killers’ victims.

Ah, one thing that made me think in this chapter is about the interactions with the boys that the detective has had so far and their reactions to it. They seem to not mind their fussing, because they can see it’s genuine. Though we do see they go back and forth on how they feel about it. There’s a tiny conflict in this chapter regarding that and it does get solved pretty quickly, but I wonder if it’s something that will be a bigger point of conflict down the line, because they might feel they are not being respected as a capable adult. The detective seems like the type of person that finds it difficult to let others take care of them as they are very self-reliant and might even have a negative association to that show of care. On one hand they do seem like they want to allow it to some extent, but on the other they seem to hate it when others underestimate their capabilities, both personal and professional.

And oooh we see a bit more of the boys own struggles! Sun being affected by the topic of vitals makes me wonder if there was one time he was desperately checking for someone’s vitals but found none that time, perhaps. hmmmmm

Then chapter 5 I feel is really where those scattered details are starting to take a more solid shape! We see more signs of the detective’s past’s effect on them. Last chapter we saw them having flashbacks when looking at their reflection and this one we see them avoiding it completely. It seems to be increasingly affecting them, and I can’t help but think that it’s part of that self-inflicting of guilt they keep doing (no doubt acquired from someone in their past).

Ah, the talk with Sun gives a little more insight about some of Moon’s own issues. Him keeping his sense of smell off makes me think it’s likely to avoid nasty surprises from the smell of any kind of smoke (that would make him think of fire) around. Poor detective likely wishes they could do that too oof. Especially because apparently the station constantly smells like it. (By this point, I’m pretty convinced that with their negative instinctual reactions to the smell, their dad was a smoker, and with the other hints about their past we’ve had,  that he was quite a nasty guy. And I already have my prediction of how he died given the timeline of events XD)

But speaking of the detective, we can really see how the more they stay in the town the more frequent these panic episodes are starting to get. That mural and alley seem pretty important, hmmmm. And yikes, poor kid. The detective was having the worst time and he accidentally bumped them at precisely the worst moment. I have a feeling that will come up again, since he’s a kid that goes to Sun’s reading circle, and there’s no way the detective isn’t going back to the library at some point. Hopefully the detective gets to say that apology they wanted but couldn’t get out.

Ahhh I’ve rambled a lot already, but just wanted to mention a couple more things! 

Chief Powell seems to also treat the detective a bit carefully. I remember he read their file, so I gotta wonder how much he knows. The fact that he’s not handing them all the files does seem to come from a well meaning place, but it likely makes the detective feel babied and they do not appreciate it. Like they are not being taken seriously or are being treated like they’re made of crystal. (Which I can see as a contrast from the way they accept care from a human to how they do with the boys, but also both instances mixing in a bad way that might make them snap.)

And the last bit about the boys! Haha, poor Moon really does not get an advantage in where he is stationed regarding opportunities to interact with y/n hfdkljhf I’m guessing the little game they were referring to is sending the detective to one another, but y/n does seem to be a bit done with that XD It’s also interesting (and definitely points to the possibility that the brothers know them from before) that Moon reflects how they both know very well how much the detective hates crowd spaces, confirming what the beginning of the first chapter implied. It could seem like observation, but they seem way too familiar with that fact for it to be just that. Hmmmmmm!

But aaaa that’s all I got! Fantastic fic (and art! ) so far! It’s noticeable how much research and effort has been put in this story! Very excited to see what comes next and how the tension will rise! I offer more kudos here since AO3 won’t allow it!

Friend when I say that while reading this analysis I was grinning like an absolute idiot- /vpos

THANK YOOOOOOU!!!!

You've picked up on so many subtle details and that has me feeling really excited and a little proud!! This was a really accurate dissection of the story and its characters!!

AAAAAAAA thank u again for this!!!

[watarfallar]

Sxthee, I bring you more desert duo snacks!

Scar: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.

Scar: We either die free, or die trying! Grian: Are those the only choices?

Grian: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.

Scar: *Stands in trash can.* Grian: Scar, not again! You're not trash, you're at least recycling!

Scar: Did you like the food I made? Grian: No, not really. Scar: But I put my heart and soul into it! Grian: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.

Grian: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness— Scar: Hi. Grian: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

Scar: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks. Grian: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants.

Scar: Be kind. Everyone is fighting their own battles. Grian: Why would I be kind? I will be brutal and relentless and ride into battle by their side!

Scar: If I run and leap at Grian, they will most certainly catch me in their arms. Scar, running towards Grian: Coming in! Grian: No! I’m holding coffee! Grian: *Drops coffee and catches Scar*

Grian, holding a scooter: Scar! Can I go outside and play with this? Scar: Sure, whatever. I'm not your parent, okay? Grian, running outside: Thanks Scar! Scar, running out after them and screaming: NOT ON THE STREET! STAY AWAY!

Grian, clearly drunk: Scar, hit me another drink… wooOO HOOoo… Scar: I think you need a therapist and not a bottle. Grian: I think yooOOoou need to shuUT YOUR MOUTH!

Scar: Wow. I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs. Grian: Those are bones, Scar. Scar: *looks straight up* Not if I never look down.

Grian: Jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains… Scar: A ray of hope for me!

*The squad has just arrived in a new city. Scar looks around at the wanted posters to see if they’re on any of them.* Grian: Scar, are you a criminal? Scar: Not here, I’m not!

Scar: I am literally evil incarnate. Scar: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil. Scar: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.

Scar: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type. Grian, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying? Scar: Perfect.

Grian: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Scar: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely* Grian: That one. I want that one.

Grian: Scar, I… Grian: I love you! Scar: Not my problem.

Scar: You look good in that hoodie. Grian: You know where else I'd look good? Scar, zero hesitation: My bed. Grian, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

Grian: How do I tell Scar that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

[wangxianficfinder]

Fic Finder

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1. Looking for a smut fic I remember reading. WWX was testing an invisibility talisman and ended up in the jingshi in time to watch LWJ masturbating, and rode him after he fell asleep. LWJ woke up and made WWX get rid of the invisibility after a bit. I think it was a roleplay between the two but I'm not fully sure

FOUND! Clinomania by malkinmalkout (E, 6k, wangxian, Voyeurism, Masturbation, Somnophilia, misuse of talismans, PWP, Riding, Oral Sex, binding, Happy Ending, canon typical non-con)

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2. Hi! So I'm looking for this one fic, I remember that it was set in post-canon & Wangxian go to help this village, I remember that the Juniors (all four) followed them without their knowledge & the village had a barrier preventing people from leaving, the village had a curse where they got to see their close-ones negative memories, the juniors learnt of what actually happened to WWX & the villain turns out to be a "god" like on Dafan, it had 4 chapter (I think) & was finished. @i-like-snakes-and-spiders

FOUND? Down comes the night by danegen (E, 67k, wangxian, Alternate Universe, Canon Era, inspired by From, Horror, Sharing a Room, POV LWJ, no jiangs, a whole village of OCs, tiny mention of past wwx/omc, Happy Ending)

FOUND? unhappy stories with happy endings by Last_for_Hell (M, 30k, WangXian, Memories, Memory Fic, Kinda, Hurt/Comfort, Panic Attacks, sexual content maybe, References to Torture, PTSD, Characters Watching Their Series, kinda, but not entirely, very light consensual non-consent)

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3. good day! 😊 I read this fic before and I know that I've bookmarked it but I can't find it in the list. So the story is after wwx fell, baoshan sanren and lan yi rescued him, nursed him back to health, and waited for him to wake up. I remember that when he woke up, they also taught him cultivation (he got a new sword). He also hid his face (i think he also wore a different name and different voice(?)). There's a yi city scene where xxc asked them who they were because he cant see, then bssr is also with them at that time. thank yoooooou! 💓💓💓

FOUND! Until The End by abCEE (M, 365k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, war changes people, resulting to OOC, no pinning, Established Relationship, Mpreg, Good Uncle LQR, a little grey LWJ, a bit of JC bashing from LWJ, BAMF JYL, 16 years of yearning, mainly CQL verse but has scenes from the novel as well, LSZ is WangXian's Child, WWX Has a New Golden Core, Canon Rewrite, Happy Ending, Fix-It of Sorts)

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4. hi, I hope you can help me find this fic I've been looking for, I'm sorry I don't really remember much, just that WWX can cook non-spicy food but he does it on purpose, it might have been because of his time in the streets? or because someone would take his food? (maybe JC???)

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5. I cannot for the life of me remember anything else about the fic but I think it was cql based with lwj as chief cultivator? wwx returned to cloud recesses and the first thing he did was beat someone up for saying horrible things about lwj. I can't remember if it was multichapter or not so it might have been in the middle of a longfic?

FOUND? 🔒make this chaos count by devotedbones (E, 15k, WangXian, Post-Canon, CQL Compliant, canon compliant until the very last scene of episode 50, Getting Together, First Time, First Kiss, Hand Jobs, Chief Cultivator LWJ, a flute used as a melee weapon, Fist Fights, Gossip, Self-Worth Issues, Love Confessions, Mutual Pining, Mentions of Canonical Abuse, Minor Misunderstandings, [podfic] make this chaos count, by devotedbones by inkpens)

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6. this may as well be an itmf for its general nature, but it's actually a ficfinder! except. i only remember a single detail LMAO, and it's that wwx and lwj consider all four juniors to be their children, blood relation be damned. I'm so sorry i have literally nothing else to go on 😅 i think there's a similar theme in 'tragedy is not the end' specifically with zizhen, but not the exact detail im looking for... thank you for the help!

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7. Hi, first of all I want to thank y'all for the hard work, and I wanted to know if a fic has been deleted or if anyone has it, I don't remember the name but it was a time travel fic where Qishan Wen win the sunshot campaign and asked for war prizes (?) Zewu-Jun goes instead of his brother, Yanli is alive, they all have them captive, Meng Yao betrayed them and ultimately sided with the Wen's who were winning the war, and I think no one remembers Wei Wuxian, something like that, it would be great if someone could help! Thanks so much 🩷🩷

FOUND? The Way It Wasn’t by KouriArashi (T, 72k, WangXian, XiYao, Canon Divergence, Angst with a Happy Ending, Fix-It, (eventually haha), Slow Build, Family Feels, Moral Ambiguity, Eventual Happy Ending)

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8. Hi!!! Its me again!! Thanknyiu so much again!!! This time im looking for a time travel fic with lan qiren as the timentraveller. Pretty sure him and wen ruohan travelled together and MAYBE involved with each other??? Im not so sure but i do know that lan qiren time travelled. Sorry its not much thats all i remember hehe @sirius-bus1ness

might be one of Nirejseki's works. They wrote several on that subject (including in a big anthology work, so finding it might take some time)

FOUND? Cursed Couple by shorimochi (M, 121k, LQR/WRH, CSSR/WCZ, Time Travel, Canon Divergence, Out of Character)

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9. Hello, I am looking for a fic but I only remember a scene from it

It was a fic wwhere wwx died and there was a scene where a-yuan was crying while laying above wwx's grave in the burial mounds. Thank you!

FOUND? To Offer a Heart by WhiteCrane (M, 111k, wangxian, major character death, Sad WWX, Hurt WWX, YLLZ WWX, soft wangxian, Cinnamon Roll WN, WWX Whump, WQ is a good sister, WN is a good brother, everybody loves wwx, yunmeng siblings, Triggers, Suicidal Thoughts, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Fluff, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Heavy Angst with a Happy Ending, Taking care of WWX, Give WWX a break, Canon Divergence, Disturbing Themes, Changing Perspectives, Eventual Smut, Eventual Romance, Grief/Mourning, Temporary Character Death, Getting Together, Redemption, Sibling Bonding, Marriage, Marriage Proposal, Brotherly Bonding, Brotherly Love, Brother-Sister Relationships, Parent-Child Relationship, Sad and Sweet, Tragedy, BAMF WWX, BAMF JC, BAMF JYL, BAMF WQ, Slow Burn, Slow Build, Everyone Needs A Hug, WIP)

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10. Hi Mods (＾◡＾) I really hope that you can help me find some fics I've been looking for! (＾◡＾) if you can't that's ok, if you can then many thanks in advance! y'all are awesome!

A) this one is set during CR studies, and wangxian go on a date? in Caiyi and I think WWX gets emotional about something they are talking about? and I know they hug, and WWX don't want to let go.

B) this one wangxian gets married, WWX marries into the Lan, and there are a lot of rules specifically for married people/how to be in a relationship, I'm pretty sure that is a very big part of the story

10A)

FOUND! 🧡 Stunted, Starving Juvenility by TomatenMark (E, 712k, WangXian, WIP, Fix-it of sorts, Talisman master WWX, Not JFM Friendly, Study Arc, Getting together, Fluff and Angst, Engagement) The scene described sounds like something that happens pretty early on

10B)

NOT FOUND! Into the Oubliette by Ruixx (M, 124k, wangxian, JYL/JZX, graphic depictions of violence, underage, Growing Up, Fix-It of Sorts, Arranged Marriage, Time Travel, Sibling Bonding, Adopted Sibling Relationship, Canon Divergence, Light BDSM, Breathplay, WWX protection squad, Sunshot Campaign, War, Politics, Hostage JYL, Visions, LXC Redemption, general LWJ, Internal Sect Politics, Good Uncle LQR, Lan OCs, No Golden Core Transfer, Empire Building, Implied/Referenced Domestic Violence)

NOT FOUND! seldom all they seem by Fahye (E, 25k, wangxian, Canon Divergence, Arranged Marriage, or rather Arranged Betrothal, followed by Weapons-Grade Thirst)

FOUND? Wouldn't fall for someone I thought couldn't misbehave by failedcharismacheck (M, 15k, WIP, WangXian, Marriage Proposal, Fluff, Protective LWJ, Domestic Fluff, Kissing, POV LWJ, Hair Brushing, Implied Sexual Content, soft horny)

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11. Noncon tw. Looking for a fic where when the wens burn lotus pier, they threaten to rape yanli but Wei Wuxian offers himself instead. So the wen soldiers rape Wei Wuxian in front of the Jiang sect,l. Yanli cries

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12. Looking for a specific fix where Wei Ying is dead and the sects come together to watch through his memories and end up finding out for selfless he was. @aviidaviibiitchboii

FOUND! Misunderstood by Silver_Flame_2724 (M, 250k, WIP, WangXian, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Heavy Angst, Suicidal Thoughts, Canon-Typical Violence, Self-Worth Issues)

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13. Hi, I'm looking for a modern au where Wei Ying is a grad student in an orchestra and A-yuan is dropped off at his door by his cousin Mo Xuanyu. Wei Ying and Lan Zhan get together while caring for A-yuan and end up getting married. A-yuan has a fear of airports in this fic because of his abandonment issues. This was on AO3 but I can't seem to find it. @amindonbreak

FOUND! The Simplest Way Forward by harriet_vane (E, 70k, WangXian, Modern AU, Accidental baby acquisition, Kid fic, Green card marriage (but not really), Slow Burn, Endless Pining, Happy ending, [Podfic of] The Simplest Way Forward by knight_tracer, Translation into Русский: Самый Простой Путь Вперёд (The Simplest Way Forward) by grand_R, Spanish Translation, Turkish translation )

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14. hello! im looking for specific fic, where after burial mounds wwx thinks he's dead. instead of joining sunshot campain he storms nightless city and kills all cultivators without anyone knowing it was him (exept meng yao who survived but is wounded)

he then "haunts" yumeng for a while until he runs into wen quing and takes wens to burrial mounds

eventually ppl find out and together with meng yao they outsmart jgs to pardon all wens @chellsky

I can't find 14, but I do remember reading it; they ended up pretending Wen Qing was the one controling the dead and killing the Wen, and they faked her death

FOUND! can't find a way home by KouriArashi (M, 109k, WangXian, XiYao, XuanLi, ChengQing, Canon Divergence, Angst, Family, Grief/Mourning, Hurt/Comfort, Politics, Family Feels, Post-Sunshot Campaign, Developing Relationship, Canon-Typical Violence, canon-typical political bullshit, Mental Health Issues, Eventual Happy Ending, Descriptions of suicide, (caused by dark magic))

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15. Hello! I'm looking for a fic where Sizhui's bio parents are alive and come to Cloud Recesses looking for him (post-canon, iirc)

Hello! I'm #15 from the latest fic finder. I'm quite sure that the fic was on ao3. It may have been inspired from the angstymdzsthoughts posts but it was a proper fic posted on ao3

NOT FOUND! This Post by angstymdzsthoughts Mad idea, could 15 be from angstymdzsthoughts?

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16. Hi! I was reading a really interesting story about LWJ being cursed and WWX helping him and I lost it! Arg, now I'm so curious to know how it ends, I hope you can help me!

The story is about LWJ being cursed with a change in his private body parts. (The curse changes his p to a v). Then WWX notices this and decide to help LWJ and the way to revert the curse is that LWJ has to have an org@sm.

Can you help me? I'm dying to know how to continues!! 🤗🤗 @wangxiansgirl

FOUND! Coming Back to Yourself by acernor (E, 21k, wangxian, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Oral Sex, Pining, Gender or Sex Swap, Vaginal Sex)

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17. Hi! Looking for a fic wherein wangxian married and suddenly Mo Xuanyu woke up again in his body, he fell in love with Lan Wangji but Lan Wangji just ignore or formal with him. Mo Xuanyu heartbroken tried to bring back Wei Wuxian Soul on his body

I feel like this might be in the angstymdzs collection, since I think it's was inspired by one of those asks?

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18. Kind of random, but I’m trying to find a fic I read awhile ago that featured hagfish? My memory of it is kind of vague, it was a college au and wwx was some sort of biology major i think and there were hagfish. Compelled to read it again because of hagfish reasons.

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19. Hello! I'm looking for a specific fic which I've seen in a few people's bookmarks but for some reason neglected to even mark for later. It's a modern AU where LWJ is looking for a pet sitter for his bunnies and is recommended WWX's pet sitting/walking venture (no dogs allowed ofc). Can you help? 🐇 @linderel

FOUND! A Single Note by airinshaw (E, 19k, WangXian, Modern AU, Getting Together, Mutual Pining, Kissing, Anal Sex, Fluff and Smut, Light Dom/sub)

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20. I search a fic where Jiang Cheng tries to ask Lan Xichen to marry him and Lan Xichen is super offended by it. Nie Huaisang may have done something to make JC fail even more in his proposal.

FOUND? To Take A Wife- Or Perhaps A Husband by Admiranda (T, 2k, one-sided LXC/JC, one-sided NHS/JC, JC's canonical homophobia, JC's canonical inability to get married, Decides to solve his problems with spite, not JC friendly, We all love NHS in this household, JC's canonical blind spots, Post-Canon, JC's canonical classism)

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[vampireloverz]

cw/tw: gn! reader, dom! reader + sub! aizawa, established relationship, one mention of sub reader, spanking with a paddle (aizawa receiving), safeword discussion but no use of them, no sex

“Remember your safeword, yea?” you ask, securing his hair up with a claw clip.

Aizawa says the word, its repetition as easy as breathing, your dynamic already woven deep within the foundations of your relationship. It’s not always like this; sometimes you submit, sometimes there’s no play at all, but tonight you have a small leather paddle in your hand, your favorite to use on him.

The way each smack quickly melts into mind numbing stings is the best for when neither of you want a slow burn. You hate to tease Aizawa for too long, it’s too fun to watch him give himself to you. The way his eyes go all hazy and soft when he starts to sink doesn’t make you forget your role like it used to but it does make you a little more giving.

“Count,” you kiss his shoulder and you know he can hear the whisper of the paddle as you shift it into your hand, “Be good for me.”

Aizawa lays face down on the bed with his head cradled by his arms and body laid bare. You idly trace the curves and sinews of his body with the paddle, just light enough for him to feel it. He doesn’t move, doesn’t egg you on with words, he just lays there, waiting. His breath quickens when you take the paddle off him. All he can do is wait, he can’t see or feel you now.

You know his hero training instinct is telling him to perk his ears up to try and sus out where you are, you just have to wait a minute for him to fight that part of himself. You’re patient, but you can hear your heartbeat in your ears. The moment you see his shoulders relax, you move.

The strike on his ass must sting but you think it was more loud than painful. You wait.

“One.”

You smile, proud of him, and get to work.

The numbers fall easily, if not shakily, from his mouth as you build a steady rhythm. Not quick enough for each hit to blend into the next, just enough for each one to have its own noticeable pain, just enough for Aizawa to anticipate the next blow.

On a strong hit, he flubs the count, mumbling something incoherent that makes you pause. You tilt his head back and see exactly what you expected to see; teary eyed and slack jawed Aizawa. Your heart skips a beat at being able to get him to this point, to watch him sink even deeper into submission, it’s enough to make you want to push him a little further.

“I didn’t hear that, baby, try again.”

He blinks slowly then his gaze travels over to you. A tear rolls down his cheek and you brush it away with your knuckles, waiting patiently for him to speak.

Aizawa swallows deliberately, almost mechanically, and his voice is raspy and quiet when he admits, “I lost track.”

You click your tongue, “Then we start over. This time, I want you to thank me.”

A pause to let the order sink in, he nods. Then you’re at it again, the strength of your arm just a little more cruel.

“One, thank you.”

You make it only a few more spanks when Aizawa’s voice breaks on the second syllable of a number. He trembles as you move and sit beside him, setting the paddle aside so you can pet his back and release his hair clip. 

“Tell me how you’re doing.”

Aizawa huffs, his breath coming out warbly as he turns his face towards you. His face is beautifully flushed, eyes wet with tears and lips bitten dark. It takes a moment for him to focus on you but he smiles when he meets your eyes.

“Good,” his eyes flutter when you drag your thumb along his bottom lip.

You grab a fistful of his hair with your other hand and tug hard enough to tilt his head back, “So what do you say?”

“Thank you.”

Aizawa groans against your lips when you kiss him, a soft, almost pathetic little noise in the back of his throat. You pet his cheek and whisper, “That’s my good boy.”

for yoooooou my love @pupkou 🤍 im so sorry this took 6348790328 years </3

[soupbabe]

THEO!! I don't think ive ever sent you a request before! But I had this idea and you're the first person that popped into my mind for it. I wanted to request a platonic lost boys fic or some hcs where the reader is basically like best friend to all the boys. If you're not down just let me know, no worries!! <3 LUV YOOOOOOU

Platonic! Lost Boys + Reader Headcanons

HI SLAASHER <33 THANK U SM FOR SENDING A REQUEST, ESPECIALLY ABOUT MY FAV BOYS !! ILYSM

Tagging: @rottent33th, @the-pinstriped-hood, @devil-doll13

- Regardless of Max's intentions, the boys have a natural brotherhood among each other. They live their lives supporting each other through their unconventional lifestyle

- So being friends with them means so much more than you might think. They're letting you into their small found family, you're a lost boy whether you want to or not

- An important note to remember when being their friend is that absolutely nothing is sacred. The boys are agents of chaos

- They love causing a scene, they love doing mind tricks, they'll push you to your limits because it's all in good fun to them

- But I do think that if you have specific boundaries and you hammer it into them, they'll respect it. You're not just some guy like Michael, you're their friend !!

- They share anything and everything with each other

- Literally if Marko takes your clothes, you will have to fight him to get it back. And you will not be getting it back all in one piece

- Sometimes he returns it to you and it's a completely new garment, with new embellishments and trimmed down or with added fabric to make it just his size.

- David is also the absolute worst when it comes to taking your things too. Especially when you're human.

- Complain and ask him to get it back? He's flying up above you and placing it on a high ledge, telling you that if you want it so bad that you should go up and get it already.

- Don't worry he'll give it back to you when you start forgetting that he even had it

- Oh yeah the boys are very touchy and affectionate with each other

- Expect friendly punches to the shoulders, sharing a motorcycle with the boys, and hugs.

- Paul shares his love through touch, he's the biggest hugger out of everyone

- He loves laying his head on everyone's shoulder and cuddling welcomes you to do the same to him

- Another very important value is that no one gets left behind, they all protect each other and you have to be willing to put up a fight for them

- Whether verbally or physically, you'll have to back them up

- Dwayne isn't that much of an active defender like Marko or Paul, but he uses his intimidating aura to ward off people who are bothering you.

- Literally ever since I got this request I've been thinking about you defending Laddie and Dwayne and that was the moment he decided to let you be his friend

- You all are a very tight knit group of people. There's an "us against the world" vibe with the Lost Boys and they take that sentiment to heart

- Once you become one of them, you get a family for a lifetime ♡

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Okayokayokay, now that I've digested and reread the chapter approximately 5000 times, I'm ready to talk about it.

PART 6 WAS PERFECT AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS OVER CRIES IN TRUST SERIES

I can't even imagine how jarring it must have been to the reader to be back stateside after years in the war effort. And so suddenly too. One day you're sitting in briefing, discussing war strategies, and the next you're helping your mom grow cucumbers. Literally, how do you even cope with that?

I love that reader is keeping up with her knitting though 🥰🥰 Very insensitive of Zig Zig to be born in the summer and making her mom wait six months before she starts using the warmer wool garments smh.

I KNEW HER FATHER WAS BUILDING A NURSERY IMMEDIATELY!! A little project to distract him from the loss of his son and the impending arrival of his granddaughter. Love that for him. Also, I just know that he narrowed his eyes every time he saw Bucky's portrait in Clara's room like "your days are numbered if you don't do the right thing, Major >.>"

As usual, the letters were perfect. "Please let her know I'm thinking about her" aka not Bucky already wanting to make a good impression on the in-laws. "All sorts of baby animals" & "some have theirs in the summer" aka the army is so lucky these two are not codebreakers, they are so bad at this LMFAO. Alan Turing would have been in tears if they had been assigned to his team at Bletchley Park. And reader underlining "safely" in her letter? Please, she knows him so well. And him wanting to know how SHE is like stop, I love them. ALSO "film has always failed to properly capture the radiance of the sun" aka the moment I ✨ died ✨

And I love love love how reader keeps him informed of how his team is doing in the MLB. This is true love, people.

But let's take a moment to thank modern technology because like, six weeks to get a letter?? Letters are romantic, sure, but I don't know how these people cope with living in this Schrodinger's Cat situation. Couldn't be me.

Baby Clara "Zig Zig" Mae Egan, a trailblazer from birth. One of the first GI Bill babies? Please, this girl is set to conquer the entire world while her parents clap and encourage her in the background. I love how reader only sees Bucky in her because I BET that aside from the "Dumbo ears", Bucky only sees reader in Clara. I love this little family so much.

AND WE WERE BLESSED BY A BUCKY POV MOMENT AGAIN, THANK YOOOOOOU!! I just know Bucky went around camp showing everyone the pictures and the footprints like "this is my famous doll and this is our perfect daughter." And the pictures were always in his pocket for the harder times at camp. He also immediately went to Alexander in "draw me like one of you French girls" fashion. Poor guy thought Bucky was going to ask for a map of all the guard towers in the stalag, but nope. He needed a portrait to send back home to his girls.

A round of applause to Buck who apparently has a gift to scare reader shitless at any opportunity. Girlie for sure complains about this to Marge, who finds it utterly hilarious.

I have no words for them seeing each other again after almost two years. It was so sweet, and so tender, and sooo perfect.

But honestly reader's family is soooooo unserious. I died when they were like "Bucky can't sleep on the sofa, he doesn't fit there" like, babes, what are you talking about?? I thought y'all would say he couldn't take the sofa because he just escaped The Horrors™️. "He's simply too long" like dndiashdisohdio

BABY EGEN #2 WAS MADE THAT NIGHT ON READER'S CHILDHOOD BED THIS IS CANON.

I hope that morning reader pulled her little baby album and showed Bucky all she documented from the first months of Clara's life. And my headcannon is that Bucky planned Clara's first birthday party himself to make up for the time he lost in a way. Called Buck like "you and Marge have plans for the 22nd. If that's the day of your wedding, postpone. The fact that you haven't come meet my kid yet is frankly insulting. See you soon, bye." And just like me, Clara will take her first steps on the day of her first birthday, I'm speaking it into existence.

I love how reader and Marge started a friendship already. How did they find each other? And the other girls (Vi, Mary, Beth, and Myrtle)?? Has reader told them all about little Clara too?

And as I told you in the DMs yesterday, baby Clara will be the star of Buck and Marge's wedding. All the guys that were in the stalag with them will act like they're meeting a celebrity as a way to poke fun at Bucky for always showing them her picture.

I loved this series so much (will soon reblog all the parts to my sideblog, so warning for notifs lol). Thank you for sharing it with us ❤️❤️ I'm keeping my eyes peeled for that POW Camp fic you teased 👀

Beatrizzzzz your incredible asks are one of my favourite parts of posting a chapter hahahah

But honestly I cannot imagine the whiplash our dear reader went through after her ‘medical evacuation’?!

Like she’d never even been on a plan before and all of a suddenly she’s flung across the world in roughly one day, ripped out of Wycombe Abbey and plonked down into her childhood home to do quaint home front things and gestate her baby - incomprehensible.

Hahahaha I mean Clara didn’t really get to pick her due date, that was definitely Bucky and the readers doing 👀 but yes! So many baby things were knit! And skills were perfected!

I adore the thought of reader’s dad threatening Bucky’s portrait 😂 totally tracks with her fear that he might murder the man in the tool shed

I’m SO PLEASED you loved their letters - they were the first things I wrote in this part hahah

Wrote the narrative around them. But yeaaaaaah subtle as a heart attack these two. And she really really really didn’t want Buck to write her and say “your boy got shot running away to see you” hence all the underlining.

Of course we needed a Bucky POV the instant that reader finally came clean and laid all her cards on the table! Absolutely required!!

Poor Buck really means well he just doesn’t really know how to go about sharing news without almost making her heart stop first 🤣 never gonna live it down

Hahahahahha reader’s parents are practical people ok?! Boy showed up unannounced typically that means he gets the couch. They don’t really get what he’s been through, it’s all so removed for them - but he got a bed anyway!!! And his doll for a pillow 😏

You bet there’s another baby in that oven, honestly I think reader is gonna have a hard time NOT conceiving…her poor body

That baby book is definitely thoroughly combed through once Clara is taking her nap that day don’t you worry

And Bucky will refer back to it frequently when he finds sleep difficult to hold onto in the nights to come

The birthday party, the wedding, all very big events all within days of each other down in Texas

Reader and Marge’s friendship is based on an ask where she probably got Buck to forward reader’s address and they get along like a house on fire. Reader definitely has a wide circle of friends to send letters to including Ruth, Vi, Mary, and even Myrtle who might be opening her heart to a handsome RAF man.

And most definitely little Clara is the most popular girl at Marge and Buck’s wedding but thankfully Marge is kind hearted about being upstaged by a precocious one year old.

It has been such a joy to share this story with you all and honestly?! Already up to my eyeballs in research for the next fic!!!!

[despair-to-future-arcs]

let’s see the others

*As then moments later, Nagi opens the door*

Alright everyone, Nekomaru is now up but remember that he's still recovering from surgery.

Nekomaru...? Is everything okay, how are you feeling.

Hahahaaaa, you kidding I feel great and while my chest still stings a bit, I'm doing great!

Still... I can't shout as much, given I just got heart surgery... Sorry everyone...

It's okay, at least you seem okay from the looks of it so-.

COACH NEKOMARU! OH MY GOD, YOUR OKAAAAAY!!!

*Akane moves her wheelchair in and rushes over to Nekomaru pass Mahiru* Wh-Whoa!

Wh-Whoa, hey Akane good to see you too!

You...do you realize how damn worried I was! I mean seriously, I had to wait until after your heart surgery to talk with you!

Well sorry but as say, my health has gotta take some priority but still...

*Pats Akane on the head* Still Akane, happy to see you doing okay as well! Man, does it feel great being alive now!

Damnit...your smiling like this you got me so damn worry...

Nekomaru, oh thank god your okaaaaaaay! I miss yoooooou!

Huh? You... seem a lot more emotional, I wasn't expecting that at all...

Anyway, I remember that Hajime and someone else help with my surgery, can I see them?

Ah certainly, hey you 2 - I think your needed.

*As then Hajime and Kyoji walk in*

Hey Nekomaru, good to see you up and about - how's the new heart treating you?

Well... my chest hurts a lot and I need a lot of rest, still didn't expect your talent to be something medic-related so did you create this heart then?

Thank you, it's good that your back with us now but I didn't create your heart, it was Dr. Nakamura over here.

Yes if curious, I was the one that grafted your heart and created you a new one, it took sometime but we were able to make it.

Wait you mean... your the one that created me a new heart?

Well yes I did, but when I heard that your heart defect was heredity from your dad side of the family, I decided to work on this and make you a new one so you don't need to-.

GAH! *As then Kyoji was pulled into a hug by Nekomaru*

THAAAAAAAANK YOOOOOOU, YOU... YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG ME AND MY MA HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR A NEW HEART! I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE BUT YOU GAVE ME A NEW HEEEEEART!!!!

U-Um, yes that's great and I'm happy to help but you just got surgery and you should rest!

Yeah Nekomaru, chill out - you don't want to get another heart attack, do ya?!

*let's go* So-Sorry about that, just... I always figure I wouldn't get a new heart and accepted this as fact but still, thank you so much for helping me...re-really...thank you...

Ye-Yes... I'm happy to hear that, just remember to take it easy and try to get plenty of bed rest.

Yeah but still, good to see you back man, seriously...

[just-a-carrot]

Hello, Carrot. I hope you are getting enough rest after that long trip :3

Are we ever going to know the exact wish that each of the characters made? For example, Orlam's wish led him to be king, but we don't know exactly what he asked for. We also know that Genzou 's wish had something to do with his vision, but if I recall correctly there was some hinting that that was not the whole wish

THANK YOOOOOOU 🥺💕 I am, yes! Though I have to return to work tomorrow, alas.

oh this is a very good question 🤭 yes, you will indeed eventually learn all of their wishes! you'll get to know a number of their wishes actually lol. even though I haven't written it yet it's been my plan all along to show them eventually jfhgjg so I hope ppl will find it interesting (and yes, you're correct lol)

[missjanjie]

no stop these clues for the name that queen connection were so good!! i kept on trying to get moose to connect to make brooke lol but omg joley this was so amazing i love this sososoososooooooooo much :) you're an angel and i love it so much

to be fair [redacted us state] is, from what i understand, Basically Canada™ so that is a reasonable mistake. it’s probably the same moose for all i know lol

no but fr thank yoooooou 🩷🩷🩷 i had so much fun making it so im glad its enjoyable i wanna do more

[tennessoui]

Your writing is sooooo good and you post so often! I can always go read soemthing and then look at other ficlets you've read. I've a lot of (OK, almost all) your stuff on AO3, and it's just amazing.

I love the way you get the characters and their dynamic and how you ways switch it up and keep it interesting.

Thank yoooooou <3

🥹 thank you!!!! You know I like switching it up with the wildest premises 😎👉👉 it keeps it interesting for me too !! I’m glad you’re enjoying all the situations I’m putting these dudes into 💙

(I think wildest has to be either the hot air balloonist anakin or the bachelor contestant obi-wan, but willing to discuss 🤭)

[whenyouwishuponastar7]

AO3 FIRST LINES

Rules: Post the first lines of your last 10 fics posted to AO3 (Sort by date posted.) If you have less than 10 fics posted, post what you have! Tagged by @discodeviant​ thank yoooooou ;3; Steve is eighteen when he’s drafted. It’s been the most steady and reliable event of his life, something he knows he can turn the radio on to tune in to, start a conversation with, and wonder about. It’s been like this for years already. - and the guns, shot above our heads Billy Hargrove isn’t a fan of Hawkins, Indiana. - shot of love “So, you don’t think I should be aloof.” “No. I mean, yes. Don’t be aloof. That was last year Steve and last year Steve was a fucking moron. Be a gentleman. Kind. Caring. Be nice. Be real, man, too, because they always know when you’re not. Treat them like fellow human beings who deserve respect because they do. More than our sorry asses.” - driftin’ too far from the shore Steve is a born-and-bred hacker. Well, not really. He’s a kid raised on computers, given the best of the best each Christmas, so his parents don’t have to worry about where he is, what he’s up to, or even parenting him at all. - honest with me The landline blares to life and Steve’s eyes snap open. - my bucket’s got a hole in it Steve has never done a single thing wrong in his life. Alright, that’s not true. He’s done a lot wrong and likes to think he’s learning from it every day. He’s still young and fucks up, but as long as he apologizes, learns a lesson, and grows, that’s good, right? - seeing the real you at last Vividly blue marks have always covered Steve’s skin. Scrapes and bruises on his knees and elbows that weren’t his own. Rugburns on his arms and nicks on his shins. They bloom like blue ink touching a wet surface, outward and unique each time. - blood in my eyes Steve sits on the couch in the living room with a bowl of sugared blackberries and raspberries. - one more night Steve Harrington has been working in Cold Stone Creamery for precisely four and a half weeks before Billy Hargrove strolls into his life again. - what was it you wanted A scream echoes through the night, breaking through the steady flow of rain and thunder. Lightning streaks across the sky and a sob is heard over the cacophony of the storm. Thick, heavy raindrops fall onto the grass, dirt, slides and tinkles off animals on creaky springs, their paint chipped halfway off. - shelter from the storm --- Thanks for the tag, Disco!!! I think everyone I know has been tagged so if you follow me and HAVEN’T been tagged guess what? You’ve been tagged. Please @ me so I can read them ;; thank yoooooou. ALL Harringrove and we’ve got some fae, vampire, soulmates, enemies to lovers, modern au, angst/hurt/comfort, a s3 never happened to Billy fix it! Oh, and one crack. But I won’t tell you which.

[khaleesiofalicante]

OH HELL NO HUNTER FUCK OFF

if he lays a single hand on Arthur and tries to hurt him i will come for him so fast he won't have time to run.

I KNEW ALEC HAD A GOOD REASON TO DO WHAT HE DID

my poor David i want to hug him (all of them really they all need it)

Alec talk with David 😭

You are, Alec wanted to say. He is my son too.

nobody talks to me rn this will be all i think about for the rest of my life

i had to go do something else and i couldn't read for 2 HOURS. THE FUCKING AUDACITY . i'm pressing charges against the world for this.

i'm dying at Lance threatening to tell Magnus, so proud of his manipulation skills

that phone call is hilarious

hell yeah don't underestimate David he can do anything

When David dated that guy Jacob. Jason?

the Jaden slander is still here and i'm still here for it

LANCE I SWEAR YOU BETTER STOP SMOKING BEFORE YOU RUIN YOUR HEALTH. DON'T MAKE ME TELL THEIA

Max is so pure and caring and loving i am love him 🥺

LMAOOOO ALEC CALLING MAGNUS I LOVE HIM. sorry Lance but it's never a good idea to mess with Alec Lightwood-Bane.

Malec meeting awwww (also i want that t-shirt)

anyways how are you? that was such a great chapter (like all the others tho, you can't write anything bad) i loved it

hope you're having a great week and you're resting enough, love u

THANK YOOOOOOU.

i'm so glad you liked it because i was literally writing while listening to formula 1 testing lmao (i couldn't choose y'all I'm sorry)

I'm okay. My sister is migrating to England next week so it's gonna be all goodbyes and chaos over here and i am not looking forward to that 🥲

Hope you are doing well, babygirl.

[watsonjackpot]

It’s still early in the morning, the sun isn’t even up yet. (Which Peter would normally argue that means it’s still in fact night time and not morning, but he rarely ever wins that debate.) He was attempting to very quietly open their bedroom door, while his hands were full with quite the breakfast spread. ( all of Mj’s favorites of course! And maybe a pile of bacon for him.)

Of course things never go to plan with Peter.

So he stumbled over a pile of clothes on the floor. ( it’s unimportant whose clothes they were, nor the amount of times he has been asked to pick it up to avoid quite literally this exact scenario.) THANKFULLY he managed to catch himself at the last second, narrowly avoiding a gigantic mess.

Peter carefully put’s the tray down on the night stand so he could then pick up the freshly brewed coffee and start to wave it under his sleeping wife’s nose.

“Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey are waiting for yoooooou~”

+ Mary Jane had NEVER been a morning person, by any means or STRETCHES of imagination . The minute she hit the PILLOW , and properly got to sleep , she was NOT to be disturbed unless an invasion on the scale of THANOS or GALACTUS was involved . As for how ANYONE else could sleep with how loud she SNORED ? That was another matter entirely . Of course, that sleep was all the DEEPER when she was next to the person she loved more than LIFE itself . No type of SECURITY blanket would ever compare . She knew that from EXPERIENCE .

The scent of COFFEE , however, did its job to ROUSE her from her slumber . Eyes fluttered open , exposing her GREEN EYES to the room, and the WORLD at large . Lifting her head from the pillow, a messy TANGLE of bedridden RED HAIR coming with it , she let out a small YAWN .

" Morning, Tiger ... " She mumbled, still trying to SHAKE sleep out of her eyes . Carefully, her hand reached for the COFFEE , wanting to get some of it in her so her body would get the MESSAGE that it was time to get awake and alert . As the pleasant aroma of BREAKFAST reached her nostrils too , she glanced over , seeing the TRAY , and easily feeling a big SMILE slide into place on her lips .

" Mmm, I must have done something REALLY good to earn breakfast in bed. " No sooner had the words left her lips did she LEAN in and press a loving smooch on his lips . " Thanks, baby. "

[kiwikiwikiwisstuff]

1-5

(In the middle of the acrobatics, both Kaito and Kumiko got a little closer to the audience, each one on their own… and at one point Kumiko approached the Hashiras, staring Sanemi in the eyes, taking the fan out of her face… sure enough, it was a beautiful girl, and time had frozen for a few seconds when they exchanged glances)

(In that moment when time had frozen, Kumiko had taken one of the fans off her and she was a beautiful girl, she only took it out for a second to smile flirtatiously at Sanemi. He stared at her stunned and in a pirouette she threw one of the fans at him. After that, she moved away. Sanemi was fascinated)

Uzui: Hey~ Sanemi, how charming (he was annoying him) Shinazugawa: (He reacted and was blushing like insane) S-shut up, idiot... (Kaito realized what had just happened, so when it was his turn to pass where the Hashiras were, he made a sudden movement just to scare them or at least get their attention. His gaze was unfriendly towards Sanemi, apparently he was jealous) Obanai: And in passing it seems that you gained a free enemy... Shinazugawa: What is his fuckin problem? (Once a few pirouettes around the entire tent, Kaito and Kumiko were doing their act completely together, almost dancing on a tightrope, between the two of them they were a good team) Rengoku: Apparently he wanted to mark territory… Shinazugawa: (Rolled his eyes) I don't care, she is just another girl and accidentally looked at me Obanai: You generally act more egocentric in situations like this, why do you act like you care? Shinazugawa: Iguro, what side are you on? I just said I don't care Uzui: You care~ Shinazugawa: No. Uzui: Youuuuu careeee~~ Shinazugawa: NO. Rengoku: And why are you blushing? Uzui: YoOoOoOu cAaAaArEeEeEe~~~ Shinazugawa: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

(On the other hand, Kaito and Kumiko were finishing their act. In the blink of an eye, both were gone, as well as the net that should have been down, had disappeared… the people were murmuring, until the music started again and each of the young people was already without a mask and finally the rest of the faces were revealed) Uzui: I didn't know that this was a beauty show... Rengoku: They look young... Shinazugawa: Idiot, they are like our age (The ten were moving to the sound of the drums and then they were already making shapes, they were all very coordinated, despite the difference in heights and complexions, it was as if they were all connected. A few minutes later, the music was going faster and They moved faster, they made shapes faster, their coordination and agility was incredible. Once the last figure was finished, a quite complex human pyramid, Kumiko was at the top and shouted) Kumiko: Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Kumiko Hyoyuki, and this is my family, and we are part of the Hole of Sinners! (She jumped forward and the audience applauded in euphoria as each of the members waved, all smiling, even Kaito blew a kiss to his group of female fans) Shinazugawa: Huh, I think he likes the attention but I can't see the girl... Uzui: HAAA! YOU LIKED HER! Shinazugawa: NO! IS NOT THAT, YOU, MONKEY! Rengoku: Hey, Sanemi, didn't Uzui say he would pay you if you lasted the entire show? Uzui: SHHHH! Shinazugawa: Oh... you have a good point (he grinned in his favor) I won this bet, Tengen... (he was making a hand gesture) Uzui: Ugh, fine... (They were leaving the tent while Uzui searched through his pockets for his bag of money) Uzui: Heh? Where is it? (He widened his eyes as he was trying to find his bag) Sanemi: Don't bother Uzui: I'm not lying, where the hell is it? Obanai: C'mon, can we just leave? Is the first time in so much time we can have a normal night. You probably find it tomorrow, Tengen... Sanemi: No, Iguro, I want my money Rengoku: Ok, we will help to find your bag, Uzui Uzui: T^T Thank you, guys... (They were searching for a long time, the crowd had already gone home and they were still looking for the bag) Obanai: Ugh, what if we give up? Shinazugawa: No, I want my money Uzui: At least you have a motivation to look for my bag... (said it with sarcasm) Rengoku: At least he is helping (After a while, they heard noises in the distance. Everyone with a puzzled face wanted to get closer to find out what it was. You could hear a fight, it wasn't a demon, but…) Person: Please... stop, it hurts! Kaito: Oh, now you're shitting yourself! We know again that you are harassing that way I will cut your… Enko: Leave that bastard, Kaito, we will arrive late... Kaito: (gave a last fist and sighed) Fine... If it weren't for the fact that we have a deal with your boss, I'll kill you with my own hands. Ren: Hey, hey~ Kaito, we probably can give him another deserved punch in futuro, but now we must to arrive to the place and change ourselves... (Ren wanted to kick the man's ass too, but he only limited himself to spitting in hisface) Shitty people deserve shitty treatment Enko: Leave him alone, guys, and let's go, although… (he also kicked him in the crotch) Don't even think about touching Kumiko or any of our girls, okay, pig? (The three boys were leaving the place, with the man lying on the ground, crying in pain, it seems that the blows were too much) Rengoku: What will have happened? Shinazugawa: I don't know, but I must admit how the three of them were able to give that bastard a well-deserved blow Uzui: They talked to go to a place... It seems suspicious... Maybe we should follow them Obanai: What about the bag? Uzui: We will find it later... Now I'm curious about the situation... Rengoku: I agree with Tengen, let's go, guys!

[antidotesprout]

AAAAA DID I MISS YOUR BDAY AS WELL?!?!??

Sprout, you beautiful wonderful being you, I hope you had the best estate of days & may this be the best year of your life yet! Happiest bday to you, bud!!!♡♡♡♡♡

To be fair, I basically missed my own birthday lmaooooo

But for real, thank yoooooou 💖💖💖💖 I miss this goddamn community so much, real life has been coming for my ass all damn year 🥲 I'm gonna try to be around more and MAKE the next year good by force