#THERES NO SANTA HORSE

[ccartman]

Have you been a good boy this year? (Bojack dressed as Santa)

Yeah totally! Why, what'd yew get me Santa? (Wink wink)

@bojackhorsemanobviously

[somecunttookmyurl]

#I can come and get these at the barras right?

you sure can! there are extended hours over christmas

thursday 21 - 5pm - 10pm friday 22 - 10am - 4pm christmas adam - 10am - 4pm christmas eve - 10am - midnight

i made these whilst sat at the stall and they didnt immediately sell so i still have them, but i only have the ability to make another three (3) sets 'cos i only have 8 traffic cones

(side note if you buy matching items from me you do get a wee discount just like in general that is a thing)

hashtag glasgow or whatever

[daenystheedreamer]

modern au blackwood bracken rival rich people houses who go all out for holidays.

blackwoods win for [OLD GODS/FAITH WINTER SOLSTICE] (yuletide) displays cos of the weirwood tree BUT the brackens dress their horses up as reindeer. which you might think would be awesome but the horses buck off the bracken dressed as santa and he's like groaning moaning bloody on the ground screaming for 911 which freaks the kids out. so blackwoods win

halloween... blackwoods go all out for [OLD GODS/FAITH HARVEST FESTIVAL] (halloween) haunted house and DO have the best aesthetics BUT they actually follow safety codes. brackens also go all out but their house is genuinely fucked up and theres a few feral possibly rabid dogs and raccoons that snuck into the maze so you are actually running for your fucking life in there. so brackens win cos it is an actual fight for survival in there even though the blackwoods have better candy for trick or treaters (the brackens always pick trick)

[OLD GODS/FAITH SPRING RENEWAL CELEBRATION] (easter egg hunt) is a tie because both houses spend their time trying to sabotage the other. like stealing each others eggs before the big day. adding trick eggs. egging each others houses. throwing rotten eggs through any open windows. no one visits their easter displays for this reason

[supernaturalkickparty]

Toddler watched Beauty and the Beast for the first time.

His commentary and thoughts

Opening scene-once upon a time-

Toddler- oh hey it's like a bed time story.

Belle singing opening song- me singing along because I can't help myself.

Toddler-hey you sing it too?

Me-yeah buddy this was my favorite movie when I was little.

Toddler- nu uh😳

I pause the movie to give him my beast from either Burger King or McDonald's and my Cogsworth that I got a pizza hut. Tell them there his now.

Toddler- this is so cool! Hey mommy do you have the girl?

Me- no baby I lost Belle a long time ago and I'm still sad about it.

Toddler don't be sad, here's a pokemon card-hands me a card.

Maurice gets lost in woods/wolves chase him/he finds the castle

Toddler-that was scary, ooh a castle....hey its my toy!(he saw Cogsworth)

Toddler has asked me to buy him Belle and Lumiere.

Gaston proposes to Belle puts his muddy boots on book/table

Toddler-ewwwwww that's dirty. You no put shoes on table, nasty.

Gaston falls in mud/pig on his head

Toddler-he needs a bath....thats a pig.

Toddler- she's singing again. Its a horse.

Toddler watches with extreme focus as Belle walks around the castle

Belle finds her father/Belle switches places with her father.

Toddler- wait what happening? Why her daddy go? Where's beast?

Me-belle and her daddy are switching spots. She's gonna stay in the castle and her daddy can leave.

Toddler- she didn't say bye bye. She's sad. I'm sad.

Me- it's ok baby, it's gonna get better I promise.

Toddler watches quietly while also grumbling he's hungry.

Be Our Guest-

Toddler- oh wow everything dances-goes to his toy box and gets his toy plate and fork and makes them dance.

Belle finds the rose/beast looses his shit.

Toddler-he needs to count to 3 and breathe.

Me- remember that the next time you wanna throw a toy at me bro.(he's 4 I know but still lol)

The wolves/beast saves belle

Toddler- wolves look scary, oh he fall down

Something There That Wasn't There Before/me singing along

Toddler- you sing this too?!

Me-yes baby I told you it's one of my favorite movies.

Toddler says quiet till Mrs. Potts sings

Toddler-hey I know this song! It's on radio disneyJr!!!!

Belle hugging beast/leaving the castle/beast roars

Toddler-why she leave and why he sad?

Me-belles daddy is in trouble so she left and she isn't going back to the castle. That's why beast is sad, he loves Belle.

Toddler-oh...I love you.

Me-love you too mijo.

Chip is talking to belle/Maurice

Toddler-he left the castle.

Gaston sings Kill the Beast

Toddler- they can't kill the beast! That's her friend!

The storm of the castle/Belle escapes

Toddler-she going to the castle? Oh no look at the mess they made. That's not nice, they need to clean the castle.

Gaston/Beast fight

Toddler legit looked like this😳😳😳😳

Toddler-THERES BELLE!!! BEAST WATCH OUT! HE GOT STABBED HE DIED!!! MOM HE DIED!

Me trying not to laugh-its gonna be ok just watch.

Toddler watching intently as beast transforms into his human form

Toddler- what the heck?! He a...a boy?

Me- yes baby he's a person. Is that what you were looking for?

Toddler-person yes a people. Hey they kissed.

Lmao now he's telling me he needs to ask Santa for a Belle because he needs it

[lovely-english-rose]

debating on joining certain upcoming fandom events 🤔 i have time to decide ofc but i like to know/ be ready ahead of time

like for rarepair, id have to check the prompts again, but i think the otp qualities at this point right? I mean considering *vaguely gestures*. i know 2 i like def dont but, theres probably others i could drag out too? 🤔 i honestly don't know overall what's big in the fandom or not since i mostly stick with my small circles and avoid diving into tags too much to avoid the disk horse

and the secret Santa could be fun to do again?

[the-kipsabian]

10, 13, 15

10. Do you have a goal for this year for your writing? Any word count? A genre you want to mark off? i did have a list on my phones notes app but i deleted it yesterday in a flurry of depression lmao. so i dont know how much i'll be sticking to it, but i would really like to write another 100k words over the course of the year again, that was nice. apart from that i just wanna finish a few wips i really like personally and just. try to do what makes me happy and not care about the external things. which will be very difficult for me and my absolutely garbage brain but i guess thats another goal for this year hmm

13. Will you participate in any challenges this year? ..maybe? if theres a big bang i might consider at least. i just feel like any exchanges especially im the dark horse since i dont ship anything popular or really work with anything or anyone popular so its difficult for me to contribute or to create for me, hence why this years secret santas i saw gave me such anxiety lmao. but who knows. right now im not planning on it, but maybe. it depends whats available and brought to my attention

15. Will you be taking any requests this year? ask box will be open at some point when i clear it out a little bit finally. ive been neglecting it a lot lately. i dont know when or for how long, but it will be open for requests eventually

beginning of the year writer asks ~

[the-amber-blog]

"Baron bunny should be real" excuse me?? where does Santa come from then?? silly Christmas was made for them

Wait,, omg…

In that one official Christmas thing amber was carrying a present bag, and shes red

And she would have no trouble getting on the roofs cause she could just glide so she doesnt need reindeer or whatever horses they have in their world (actually, do they even have those animals??)

And then baron bunny goes down the chimney to deliver the toys cause theres like probably something in the knights’ rule book about not being allowed to sneak into peoples houses through chimneys, but baron bunny’s not a knight.. and also theres probably fire casue its cold and baron bunny wouldn’t, you know, DIE from the fire. Also theyre smaller and would fit easier

Mondstat santa isnt barbatos, its not jean,.. it was baron bunny this whole time…

Thank you for opening my eyes youre so smart

[luahecate]

OKAY people said yes so sit down its alaska history class time Basically Christmas comes from many many different versions of holidays celebrated on dec 25th. Often times people assume that the holiday came from the pagan holiday but "pagan" is a very vague term in history. "Pagan" refers to anyone who was not Christian during the B.C., a very different meaning from todays meaning. Christmas came from all over the European world, however what we celebrate is close to the Roman holiday known as "Birthday of the Unconquerable Sun" also known as Saturnalia and honored the god Saturn in hopes of good harvest in the winter. The celebration was days long and included feasts and gift giving, as they believed giving gifts would please their god. Another interesting thing is the reason we put on ornaments on a Christmas tree comes from Saturnalia, as orbs were hung up to honor a different god, sometimes only one orb was hung up as each family often had one god they worshipped. There is also a speculation that at the start of the festival there was a "Saturnalia Monarch" who would oversee the feast and on the last day was killed as sacrifice, however there isn't enough actual evidence to back this up, and with a lot of roman myths denouncing sacrifice this is very unlikely. Now for the whole Santa thing, so St. Nicolas was a real person who was known for giving gifts to children and wore a red suit, he was named a saint, however he is NOT really the Santa we see today. The Santa we see was influenced mainly by the Norse god Odin, who would bring childrens gifts on his 8 legged horse Sleipnir, this is where the 8 reindeer come from. Often times children would hang stockings and leave treats for Sleipnir and would be given a gift by Odin. I'd also like to add the version of Santa we see today was mainly pushed by Coco Cola in the 60s and became the one we know today. Now as for things we decorate, ive already explained the ornaments but what about the tree? well this tradition mainly came from Germany in the 16th century and is the version of the Christmas tree we do today. Things like the mistletoe came from Norse influence, as the mistletoe was a symbol of peace. Oftentimes a mistletoe would be hung above a door when two sides conversed peacefully, it meant they both sides would leave their weapons and no blood would be spilled. Now for why its a Christian Holiday, so if you don't known Jesus was in fact not born on december 25th but was more likely born april or july, things like the fact of the position of the north star and what farmers were farming confirm this. So why is it now jesus's birthday? Well around the 11th century, the church wanted more people to join it, they figured they could use the already popular holiday of christmas to get people to join the church and their religion. This worked as it was the same celebrating as Satunalia just under the church. It wasn't until the 17th century that christmas truly became very religious because of the pagans in europe who eventually got moved to america. and yeah theres ur christmas history!

does anyone want to hear about the history of christmas like where santa came from, and how it was celebrated, why it is why it is now, why we use the decorations we use now, we they mistletoe exists etc etc

[we-are-inevitable]

i see the jac-kath-rizz reblog circle has taken this post. so

would love some DITF headcanons! but also for a left field thought. what would u do with a western au. go cowboys go -💥 @jack-kellys

ok i got another ask for DITF so !! western au:

are u fucking kidding me. cattle drives.

davey somehow being roped into the cowboy lifestyle from his middle class upbringing; he's damn good on a horse, and herding cattle can't be too hard, right?

he's first approached in Fort Worth by a man who's taking his family up north, and davey is offered a pretty penny to help keep the cattle in check, so he takes the job.

one of the other men on the team is Francisco "Jack" Kelly, a cattle driver from Mexico, who davey is immediately enamored with. Jack is a soft soul and comes alive in a saddle, and they're the two youngest on the trip at 22, so they spend a lot of time together.

also at this time, there still aren't many railroads that will transport your cattle, so they help this man knowing that theres a chance they wont make it home.

and it's not easy. they lose about half of the (thankfully large) herd by the time they're in Abilene, even the rest of the trip is rough in other ways too.

i imagine davey and jack grow really close. when they set up camp, davey and jack are typically the ones who volunteer to guard the cattle first while the other men sleep, and they talk for hours on end about everything under the sun. davey talks about his faith and growing up in a Jewish family in a larger city a lot, and tells jack he started this lifestyle because he wanted something more tactile, more grounding. jack tells davey about growing up in Mexico, and how his family came to Texas because of conflicts back home, but he's always lived on a ranch and loves being wild and free.

they grow a lot closer than they should. sneaking kisses in the moonlight, intimate nights in tents when everyone else was asleep or watching the herd, sly touches and eyes for only each other.

there would be a lot of life or death moments on the trail- river crossings, territorial fights, bandits, illness, stampedes- but they would ultimately make it our alive, albeit with a diminished herd. once they recieve their pay, they start the trek back to Fort Worth.

whether they make it is a mystery, but legend has it, two bachelors roll into Santa Fe one day, and they never leave. daveys family never sees him again, but they receive letters often to let them know he's alive and well.

this turned out to be more of an au explanation rather than headcanons bc i forgot what i was doing so here are some random headcanons:

davey was actually really good in school! he was supposed to become a doctor or a lawyer, but he couldn't stand the thought of settling, not when he realized his lust for adventure (likely after a fling with a boy from school. this, combined with the general fear of his homosexuality being found out, leads hil to leave!)

jack is a wonderful storyteller, and enjoys illustrating them as well. davey finds a leatherbound sketchpad at a trading post one day, and trades his grandfather's pocket watch for it, gifting it to jack late one July night around the time of jacks birthday!

even though autism didn't """""exist""""" back then (aka they didn't have words for it), davey is definitely autistic. some days are harder than others because he gets really oversentitive, so little things start to bother him, like the feeling of the reins in his hands or the way the wind whips his hair around even though he's wearing a hat.

jack and davey first confess to each other by drinking a little too much whiskey while watching the cattle overnight

they settle down because jack gets hurt; his shoulder is injured badly in an incident with his horse, so he and davey find their way to Santa Fe and settle.

[foryouthegays]

It ends today. [Dream SMP] summary (not liveblog because im tired, but i’ll try to include more good lines and moments)

word count: 3,638

ill be writing the timestamps without : things because im lazy, theyll all have 5 numbers, so the timestamp at an hour, 12 minutes, and 4 seconds would be 11204. you’ll figure it out. 

total death count by techno or his dogs: 25. doesn’t count fall damage deaths or wither deaths

(04045 Quackity) (04055 Ponk) (04115 Tubbo) (04225 Ponk) (04315 Tubbo) (04320 Quackity) (04500 Ponk) (04535 Ponk) (05929 Tubbo) (05150 Tommy) (05245 Tubbo) (05340 Tubbo) (05450 Tommy) (05450 Tubbo) (05830 Tubbo) (05845 Quackity) (05950 Tommy) (05950 Tubbo) (10045 Callahan) (10140 Tubbo) (10140 Quackity) (10145 Ponk) (10450 Jack Manifold) (11025 Jack Manifold) (11945 Tubbo)

sellout pog: 001925, 11710, 14235, 21115

good laugh times: 04511 05055 05315

good quotes: (004240 NO ONE KILLS ANIMALS LIKE SAPNAP!!!) (05335 LOOK AT YOUR COUNTRY FALL, TUBBO!) (10000 IT WOULDN’T BE A FINAL BOSS IF I DIDN’T HAVE STAGES!) (11150 WOOOO THE MONOTONY OF LIFE POGGG) (12115 the real government is the friends we made along the way) (13035 sapnap strikes me as the guy to kill Santa Claus)

do do dooo/ other stims: 00736, 01150 bruuuhhh, 002420, 15203

other:

(sap and techs “convo” at 05530 is fuckin hilarious i highly rec watchin it) (05950 TECHNOPLANEEE)

summary:

He starts the stream in his base with Philza. They talk about viewer counts and their plan for the day, while making gear, potions, and other materials. Techno makes fireworks, and shows his statistics in the server, which are as follows:

Animals bred - 1,494

Armor pieces cleaned - 0

Banners cleaned - 0

Barrels opened - 107

Bells rung - 9,500

Cake slices eaten - 6

Cauldrons filled - 0

Chests opened - 13,963

Damage absorbed - 83.70

Damaged blocked by shield - 83.50

Damage dealt - 163799.30

Damage dealt (absorbed) - 113.90

Damage dealt (resisted) - 0

Damage resisted - 118.90

Damage taken - 10198.80

Dispensers searched - 13

Distance climbed - 10.51 km

Dsitance crouched - 8.01 km

Distance fallen - 94.48 km

Distance flown - 808.59

Distance sprinted - 300.17 km

[mobs]

Bat - killed 2

Blaze - killed 693

Cave spider - killed 64,513

Chicken - killed 2

Cod - killed 4

Cow - killed 369

Creeper - killed 1,213

Donkey - killed 2

Drowned - killed 54

Elder guardian - killed 1

Enderman - killed 161

Endermite - killed 4

Evoker - killed 2

Ghast - killed 102

Guardian - killed 6

Hoglin - killed 13

Horse - killed 150

Magma cube - killed 542

Pig - killed 2

Piglin - killed 96

Pillager - killed 127

Pufferfish - killed 1

Ravager - killed 3

Salmon - killed 7

Silverfish - killed 3

Skeleton - killed 312

Slime - killed 40

Spider - killed 234

Squid - killed 16

Vex - killed 6

Villager - killed 6

Vindicator - killed 17

Wandering Trader - killed 2

Witch - killed 7

Wither Skeleton - killed 2,615

Wolf - killed 1

Zombie - killed 927, was killed 1 time

Zombie Villager - killed 12

Zombified piglin - killed 189

He talks about how the 2,615 Wither skeletons killed feels low, but does the math and thinks it’s fine. He moves on, and continues brewing Invis potions. He makes black and red fireworks for several minutes. 

00845 Dream scares Phil by logging in right behind Techno, and they join a voice channel together. Dream gives Techno several stacks of TNT, and Dream finally tells Techno his ‘special plan.’ 

Dream says that they have to go early, and destroy it 30 minutes early. Dream tells them of a spy, and how L’Manburg is going to show up exactly at 3:00, instead of getting there early. 

Techno asks Dream what he needs from him, and Dream essentially says that Phil shouldn’t listen to the conversation, and tries to make Techno leave Phils call. Techno declines, and they continue their conversation in the house. 

01100 Dream explains that he can’t set up redstone, because it’s too easy to destroy, and that he’s going to have to set up the machines while the battle is happening. He tells Techno to stall the battle for twenty minutes, and Techno argues, saying that the risk is too one-sided for him and that it would be too easy for Dream to betray him by not setting up the machines. 

Techno agrees after Dream brings up the dog army and the withers, and Techno says that he was only complaining to see how unreasonable Dream actually was. 

Techno asks Phil for more potions, including speed, strength, and regeneration, and he keeps talking about the Turtle Master potions, and quickly runs to the Vault to get the skulls. 

Dream mentions Ender Pearls, and Techno agrees that they would be useful. On the way to trade with Orphan, Techno goes down to Tommy’s former room, calls it the Traitor Pit, and breaks the prime log. He starts to leave, but changes his mind, and blows up the Traitor Pit. 

He leaves the past behind him, and goes back up to trade with Orphan. He gets more pearls, and then continues brewing potions. Phil gives Techno his trident again, and wonders aloud if he should bring Phil. 

On one hand, Phil only has one life, but Phil also has a grudge against L’Manburg, and Phil insists he come along. 

Techno gives Phil the only remaining Totem of Undying, and several Wither skulls. Techno tells Phil to not be in the main battle at first, and to hide, be careful, and to only spawn Withers when Techno sends the signal, shooting the fireworks into the sky. 

They go over their inventories and Ender chests, Techno gets more weakness arrows, and Dream and Techno use the sellout bell one last time. 

While outside, Techno mentions that Phil tore down Tommy’s cobblestone tower, and Dream almost blows up Tommys’ former house, but Techno stops him, saying that it might be Ghostburs. 

Dream also gives Techno and Phil obsidian for building, and Techno gives Dream his TNT back, saying it wouldn’t be useful. He also gives Phil a God Apple, and tells him to (02245) not risk his life for him. Dream counters that, mentioning that Phil could risk his life for him, and Techno refuses to let Dream continue. 

Techno also brews a Slow Falling potion, one of the rarest potions on the server. Dream talks about his status as a homeless person, and Dream does not accept it, and tells Techno that his main goal is to make everyone homeless, because blowing up L’Manburg would make everyone there live without a house. Techno calls himself ‘Anti-House.’

After crafting an unenchanted Netherite axe, they leave. Dream follows him to the Dog Sanctuary. 

02939, right before leaving the Nether, Techno chants: 2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate?? Not the government! GOO!!!! And splashes Invis potions on himself, Dream, and Phil. 

They enter the Overworld to find Sapnap close to the portal. Techno tells him that He’s actually TommyInnit, and runs to the portal before Sapnap can process that. Dream and Phil follow, and they make it to the Dog Sanctuary. 

03200 Dream is surprised at the amount of dogs in the cave, and Techno starts talking about the plan. He says that because L’Manburg has a law against killing pets, they won’t be able to do anything to stop the army from killing them. Dream calls him evil after he reveals that he’s going to splash the dogs with both strength and invis, and they move out with a pack of dogs following. 

Dream shows them an obsidian network above L’Manburg, and says that he’s going to make TNT Dispensers on it. Dream leaves, and they get into position. 

03700. Techno joins the L’Manburg VC, and starts yelling at them, calling them idiots and asking where they are. They tell him that theres still 24 minutes until the war starts, and Techno starts encouraging them to come back, but then remembers that he’d have to hold them off while Dream sets up, so he tells them to take their time and wait until the scheduled time. 

Tommy sees the obsidian network, and shoots Phil. Techno and Tommy start arguing. Techno calls himself a liar, but justifies it by mentioning the 1v30 he’d have to do. 

Tommy takes his first death, falling from a pillar trying to reach Dream. 

Tubbo shoots Techno, and the dogs start chasing him. Techno splashes the potions on them, and watches as the war starts. He calls the wolves ‘The Dogs of War,’ and quickly kills both Quackity, Ponk, and Tubbo. 

Tubbo drops a Trident, and Techno wonders if it’s his. He keeps fighting, and quickly remembers that Sapnap is known for his animal killing. 

He continues killing, but decides on a compromise. If they back off, he won’t kill them as he blows up the country. They disagree, and Techno eats a God apple before shooting the fireworks into the sky. 

04430 Philza deploys the Withers. The Citizens yell about the Bees, and Techno continues his destruction. He stores the new trident in his Ender Chest and organizes his inventory, adding some Wither skulls and soulsand for later. 

Five Withers storm L’Manburg as the country fights back, and Techno tries to find Invis potions. He raids houses and makes more Withers, and L’Manburg is left to fight nine Withers as Techno restarts his Laptop. 

Running back into the action, Techno realizes he’s been using normal arrows this entire time, and puts the fireworks in his offhand. He meets Phil in his house, and Phil gives Techno another Invis pot. He finds a book, called ‘Do Not Read,’ in his Inventory, and Ranboo asks for it back. Techno gives the book to Ranboo, and tells him to flee, that he doesn’t have anything against him, and to survive the war in safety. Ranboo runs. 

Sapnap yells that another Wither is down, and Techno jumps back into battle. He kills Tubbo again, and Dream messages ‘destroy l’mantree’ to him. Techno asks which tree that is, and starts moving to where he thinks it is.

In the background, Tommy starts to plan. He says that, (05040) ‘we’ve got to kill the Withers first, and then we can fight The Blade.’ 

Phil scoffs at that, and Techno keeps going. He finds an ender chest and repairs his armor with XP bottles. 

Techno continues killing, and Dream finally tells him where the tree is. Before he can make it there, Dream sets off the TNT canons, and destruction rains from the sky as L’Manburg cries out in confusion. 

05335 He finds Tubbo in the middle of the country, and yells, “LOOK AT YOUR COUNTRY FALL, TUBBO!” Tubbo falls along with it, and doesn’t respond as Techno shoots him, once again, with a firework rocket.  

05355 Tommy climbs onto a bridge and begs Techno to not shoot. 

“You didn’t have to do this! The thing about the discs, Technoblade, is that they were for me! We could’ve had a government, and- ”

“I don’t care about the discs, Tommy! I was upfront with you from the start, the government has to go!”

“Technoblade, you are selfish!”

“Selfish?! You’ve used me from the start, Tommy! You’re wearing my helmet as we speak!”

“Technoblade, you said we betrayed you! You said we were the ones that betrayed you!”

“You betrayed me like, twelve times!” 

“Technoblade, look at me. Look at me, right now. You said you hated governments, you said we were the ones that betrayed you. You were the one who killed Tubbo when JSchlatt told you to! You were the one who betrayed us, out of all-”

“I was peer pressur- You betrayed me, like, yesterday! You used me as a weapon! You’ve never thought of me as a friend, Tommy, you’ve just used me from the start. You saw me just as The Blade, that’s all I was to you, The Blade, a weapon, well guess what?” Techno pauses, and his voice is tense as he continues. “I’m choosing what I fight for now, and I’m going to destroy the government, Tommy! You all die!”

He fires the fireworks towards Tommy, killing him and Tubbo with the same shot. 

He watches as the TNT falls from the sky, and finally, Tommy asks to speak once more.

“You were our friend, and you know what?-”

“Tommy, you never thought of me as a friend, Tommy,”

“Listen to me!”

“I listened to you for weeks, what did you do? You went back to Tubbo, the guy that exiled you, that chose his country over you,”

“People are above the government!”

“I’M A PERSON!” 

“You ARE, Techno, and so are we! The reason the discs- they were stolen from me! Nothing-”

“Discs aren’t people!” 

“Nothing was taken from you! You’re selfish! You destroyed the people for your own self gain! You’re selfish!”

“All of these problems are because of your government,” Techno starts, “Your government has caused all these issues. I believe in freedom, Tommy!”

“You- You don’t believe in freedom! When you were peer pressured, that wasn’t freedom, that’s you following what the government told you!”

“Bro, Tommy, that was like four months ago, ok?”

“IT WAS! LET’S NOT FORGET ABOUT THE PAST RIGHT NOW- Tubbo! Tubbo he killed you!”

“He’s the president, get him OUT of here!” Techno shoots at Tubbo, who hides behind some stone, “He’s wearing YOUR helmet!”

“And you killed him!”

“Yeah, because he’s the president! 

“But even when he wasn’t the president, you killed him as well.”

“Yeah, that’s true.”

“You’re as bad as the government, Technoblade.”

“Hey, remember when I was sitting there, alone, against the whole government, and you and Wilbur just sat there on the sidelines, and watched? Did you step in? Did you step in? Were you guys the ones who stepped in and said, don’t worry, Technoblade, we know you’re in a high pressure situation, but we’ll fight the world for you, Technoblade? NO! You guys watched- You know what I did, yesterday? When you were surrounded by thirty people, the whole world was against you? I walked in. I was willing to fight all of them for you, Tommy. I would’ve been there. 

That is the difference between us.”

“We spent HOURS together-”

“DON’T speak to me of loyalty!”

“You were my friend, and you betrayed us!”

“You never thought of me as a friend!”

“The- The thing about this government, is that it didn’t interfere with you!”

“It did!”

“No, it didn’t! The discs were stolen by Dream-”

“I don’t care about discs! I care about freedom! The government! We can’t have freedom with the government!”

“You have your own freedom, just let people love what they love, man!” (lmao homophobic techno confirmed? /J :LKJFDSLKFJ)

“Tommy...I used to think like that, Tommy. You know what they did to me? They hunted me down! The whole Butcher Army, and they executed me! I tried being peaceful, Tommy, but the government made it clear that we could not coexist.”

“And so you spawn Withers??? All you do is repeat history, but worse.”

“YOU GUYS brought this upon YOURSELVES, I was willing to live in my cottage and be chill, and just farm turtles, but you guys made it clear-”

“Technoblade, you can’t just go back to your cottage after you blow up the government! That’s not how this works, actions have consequences!”

Techno shoots at Tommy and Tubbo, killing Tubbo. “Actions do have consequences, Tommy, and THESE are the consequences!” He splashes potions at his feet, and chases after Quackity. He kills him quickly, and Quackity yells about how he has to face the consequence of his former actions. Techno told him that he had changed, and the Butcher Army refused to let him live his life, but Quackity says that he had to face his punishment.

Tommy calls Techno a tyrant, and is almost immediately killed as Techno launches himself into the air and uses the slowfalling potions to aim, and fire. 

10130 Someone (I can’t tell who, help) asks why Phil is there, and why he hates the government, and he responds, “Since I was forced to kill my own son, you idiot!”

Tommy asks Techno where the L’mantree is, and Techno reveals that he doesn’t actually know what that is, but that Dream wanted to blow it up earlier. Several people start screaming, mourning the loss of their tree, as Techno celebrates. 

Techno runs out of fireworks, and decides that their destruction is over. He notices that no one is fighting back, and asks if everyones just given up.

“What is there left to protect?”

Techno laughs, and Niki speaks for the first time. “I burnt the tree.”

Techno compliments her, and looks over the destruction. 

10350 “WELCOME,” he says, “TO THE YOUNGEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT!”

Jack Manifold challenges him, and they fight. Techno runs out of potions, but still manages to win. Manifold takes too long to pick up his items, so Techno spawns another Wither. At this point, there’s four Withers roaming the former country. 

Techno decides to kill the Withers to get Nether Stars, and while looking for a place to shoot, he finds Eret watching the chaos. He asks if he supports government, but answers the question for them. “There’s no need to risk your neck for a country you’re not even a part of.”

Eret then says that they’re just there for the Nether Stars, and Techno laughs. Techno kills a Wither, and Phil takes the star. 

Techno starts talking about how he wanted L’Manburg to be a chunk error, and decides to get rid of the water so the TNT can work. He mentions that he has the Trident back, and that he’s probably not going to ever get the Axe of Peace from Tommy. 

Dream continues blowing the country up, and Techno gives Phil his trident back. Techno tells Dream to nuke the entire area, but finds out that Ghostbur is close, and frantically makes him stop. He then remembers that Ghostbur is a literal ghost and can not die. 

Hbomb tries to tell Techno to blow up Manifold Land, but Techno refuses, saying that it isn’t really a country, and is instead just one person. 

Ghostbur arrives, and starts looking around the crater. Techno leaves to find a bell to be a sellout. He tells us that if he gets 5 million subscribers today, he’ll set up the second monitor. 

They talk about timezones and relax after the chaos. Techno attempts a triple kill but fails, and Manifold declares war on him. Techno threatens his house, so Manifold decides to not do that. 

Sapnap punches him, and Techno starts to spawn a Wither, but Sapnaps’ efficiency V Netherite shovel is enough to make Techno run in fear.

12320 Tommy gets struck by lightning. SO LONG, THESEUS! EVEN GOD HATES HIM! -techno

Sap tries to kill Techno with a Channeling trident, but Techno takes no damage and almost spawns another Wither, but decides to fly away instead. Sapnap goes mad with power, and tries to kill Ponk with tridents and wither roses. Techno sings the Manhunt music as Ponk runs from Sapnap and BadBoyHalo.

After exploring the wreckage and joking with the survivors, Phil and Techno go to their own VC and go back home. Philza is jumped by a baby zombie, but Techno manages to kill it and save him. 

13515He ties the stream together by chanting ‘2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate? Philza minecraft!! yeah!!!!’

They go inside to reorganize their chests, and Techno realizes that he still has two stacks of Wither skulls. Techno and Phil agree that the Withers they used were enough, and they talk about how the battle went. 

Phil gives Techno the Totem and the God Apple back. 

Techno also implies that if Phil dies, the destruction would be far, far worse, and his life is worth more than anything that had happened beforehand. They are best friends ur honor. 

While ranting about the government, Technoblade reveals that he still has the anvil used to execute him in his ender chest. Techno covers Tommys old home, and tears down the signs they used as a checklist. 

Looking at Em, Techno remembers the dogs he didn’t use to fight, and Phil brings up a Stasis Pearl Chamber as a way to teleport all the dogs back at the same time. They quickly build it, and Techno starts running to the remains of L’Manburg. 

He makes it to the dog cave without any trouble, and makes all the dogs stand. Philza teleports him back, and the dogs take some fall damage as they land with him. He puts the dogs into the house next to his, and Phil says that he’s going to build a kennel later. 

Phil reveals that Ghostbur was not happy with the whole ‘blowing up L’Manburg’ thing, and that Friend had died, and now, Ghostbur wants to be brought back to life. Phil is hesitant, and he doesn’t know if his memories will stay, if he could handle it, and other variables. 

20320 Techno finally shows Carl again, but doesn’t show where he’s hidden. He uses the intermission screen to hide his location from even the viewers, but Carl is fine. He puts him back in the display stable, but then moves him back, fearing his life. 

20630, Techno jokes about the Turtle Shell Helmets and it’s adorable. please go watch it. he then talks about the Sad-Ist animation for a few seconds, and talks about the fanartists in the community. He mentions making a playlist of animations and animatics, which would be really cool. 

He ends the stream ringing the sellout bell. 

[draconesmundi]

From portugal, sadly all i know is Santa Cuca/Coca. Dress up like a dragon and try and scare a horse. If we succeed theres no harvest... if you do find more from portugal, please do post them, ive tried doing my own research but with very less stellar results...

Thank you, I will let you know if I find more!

Thank you for telling me about Santa Cuca/Coca, I've been finding out a little more about an entity called Cuca (Brazillian alligator-headed lady) and I've found out Santa Cuca is slightly linked to the Cucafera (a Spanish dragon like the Tarasque), so I know a little bit more about Spanish and Brazilian versions of Santa Cuca.

I haven't found more Portugeuse dragons (yet! Stay tuned, I'll let you know!) but another name for Santa Cuca is Cuca Rabicha, and the dragon-vs-horse fight is Santa Cuca vs Saint George. If the horse is scared, the dragon wins, no harvest. If Saint George wins, good harvest!

[mirandashadowborn]

Star Stable Carol 2021

*twinkly music*  

I-I-I-I don’t want alot for Christmas,

There’s a few things that I need

How about lifetime Star Rider?

With a new and faster steed…

I just want the weekly gold

So that I could buy new pones

Make my stable fuuuuullll..

Someone buy me lots of horses, at Yule!

                       ♪♪♪♪♪

I don’t need a lot for Solstice,

The Winter Market fills my needs

Still would like a Paso Fino,

Azteca or a Tennessee!

Star Coins fit just right in stockings

(Mine is by the first stall door)

Star Stable has made us happy

With the Wildwoods to explore!

I just want the weekly gold,

So that I could buy new pones

Make my stable fuuuuullll..

Baby gimme all the horses at Yule!

                      ♪♪♪♪♪

I’m not asking much this Christmas,

Don’t need the island draped in snow

Still would like a “Hidden Helper”

To take with me when Christmas goes…

I won’t make a list and send it

(Santa’s right here anyway)

Catch me staying up next Tuesday

To see what updates comes our way!

Theres no up-dated Morgan yet,

 But I know there’s surprises left...

Man its so hard to be coo-ooooool

When you make us wait for new quests, to dooooo!

                      ♪♪♪♪♪

Oh- everyone is posting, their screenshots everywhere!

You can almost hear our giddy laughter ringing through the air!

And everyone is riding

We’ll be on the ice, just sliding

Santa won’t you bring back that one race we really need?

N LET ME BURN THE YULE GOATS WHEN I CATCH EM!!! (plee-ease)

                      ♪♪♪♪♪

Oh I don’t need a lot this season,

This is all I’m asking for

I just wanna pretty postcard, 

the StarCoins that I can’t afford !!

I just want the weekly gold

So that I could buy new pones

Make my stable fuuuuullll..

Baby gimme all the horses at Yule!

                      ♪♪♪♪♪

[pandoratheprocrasticreator]

i liked that one mlp holiday special where they do horse secret santa because you have twilight making a wacky magic pudding that goes out of control and rainbow dash and discord wrangling a magical animal and applejack and fluttershy destroying the livelihoods of two businessmen that use false advertising to sell their products that are designed with planned obselence which is all. typical mlp stuff. and then you have a cute down to earth storyline where rarity inspires a disadvantaged teenager to follow his dreams and gives him the opportunities to do so which plays like one of those feel good holiday fables

and then theres pinkie pie who meets the gods of time

[katherine-mcnamara]

out of curiosity: are you working on any packs for public release currently?

 I am! Quite a few actually!

I actually have already posted a few recently too. But all my packs are huge rn so theres a huge gap in between them. But I am doing public packs also!

My public packs in the last month were: Coco Jones in Bel-Air - 793 gifs Simone Joy Jones in Bel-Air - 579 gifs Pierre Niney in Amants - 312 gifs Lili Reinhart in Riverdale 6x05 - 122 gifs Nishi Munshi in Lethal Weapon - 513 gifs Skyler Gisondo in Booksmart - 130 gifs Skyler Gisondo in Santa Clarita Diet 3x06 - 3x10 - 154 gifs Dominic Sherwood in Eraser: Reborn Trailer - 39 gifs Alex Meraz in The Walking Dead - 81 gifs Katherine McNamara in Shadowhunters 3x01 - 221 gifs Lucy Hale in Big Gold Brick - 70 gifs Lewis Tan in Rush Hour & NCIS: Los Angeles - 35 gifs Harvey Guillen in What We Do in the Shadows - 349 gifs Ella Rae-Smith in Into The Badlands S03 - 233 gifs

Compared to my private packs in the last month which were: Owen Teague in The Stand & The Empty Man - 751 gifs Oka Giner in The Five Juanas - 351 gifs Anya Taylor Joy in The Queens Gambit - 1,500 gifs Alexander Ludwig in Vikings S03 - 309 gifs Gemma Forsyth in Mako Mermaids S02 - 502 gifs

Just wanted to point this out as I do have people who get really mad whenever I post a private gif pack and accuse me of only doing those these days when my public gif packs will always vastly outweigh my private comms I do.

I have a few packs in the works for public release but I'll just list the ones I think will come out soonest.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers in Dracula Julia Garner in Inventing Anna Jack Lowden in Slow Horses Pierre Niney in Un Homme Ideal Remy Hii in Marco Polo S1 & S2 Caio Castro in Novo Mundo Zeeko Zaki in FBI (All 4 Seasons) Tanner Buchanan in Cobra Kai S04 Jamie Campbell Bower in City of Bones Keon Alexander in The Expanse Marina Moschen in Deus Salve o Rei Marina Moschen in Rock Story Marina Ruy Barbosa in Deus Salve o Rei Marina Ruy Barbosa in O Sétimo Guardian Mike Faist in Panic Ivana Baquero in The Shannara Chronicles S1 & S2 Kumail Nanjiani in Eternals Snitchery (youtuber) in Various Videos Iman Fandi (youtuber) in Various Videos Hallea Jones in Locke & Key S1 & S2 Rachel Bilson in Take Two Lili Reinhart in Riverdale S06 (episode by episode) Nico Tortorella in The Walking Dead: World Beyond S1 & S2 Alexa Mansour in The Walking Dead: World Beyond S1 & S2 André Lamoglia in Elite Peter Vack in I Belive in Unicorns Diego Boneta in Die In A Gunfight Tunji Kasim in Nancy Drew S1, S2 & S3 Xu Kai in Falling Into Your Smile Sophie Turner in Heavy Yang Yang in You Are My Glory Eps 4 - 7 Katie Stevens in The Bold Type (All Seasons)

and those are just the ones coming soonest I have more. ASLDFLDFSALF

[vanityloves]

anyways im gonna listen to/read the fuckin...rise of the ogre shit bc ive been putting it off 🪓🥴 im gonna put stuff under the cut bc im gonna be TALKING n dont wanna make a new post everytime

piss

ok he performed for 2 pounds 50. which is basically $3 today i- well it was absolutely a power play on his father behalf that also had the promise of money so.

also lol he said Rejection fueled my ambitions which, yknow,, i already knew but it still hurts and i will continue to talk ab it xoxo

AH HELP. "...if ebay had been invented at the time he would've sold me online there and then,"

"man hands on misery to man, yknow"

THEN PROCEEDS TO CONNECT IT TO MUSIC/HIS CAREER. this man said :) the one thing i truly have a passion for. the one thing i fucking like.

oh yeah. bullied by students AND teachers.

oh god hes 42ish during this interview? ok.

the fuckin school bully saying he wouldve acted differently if he knew what hed become

getting called "faceache", then proceeds to call 2d that. jfc he really does just repeat what everyone says. really "treating others how i was treated/how they treat me"

maybe thats why? hes kinder to fans? bc :] you support me and like me so, ok ill return that energy

MURDOC GETTING HIS ASS BEAT N PARADING HOME LIKE WELL I WON BC 'I PISSED YOU OFF' SJDJD

a real rowdy boy. absolute nasty boy. fraud and arson... shooting ppls windows with his air pistols

black sabbath being a huge inspiration? fucking absolutely.

became a satanist n shit at age 16? "it fitted me like a glove" "heavy metal and devil worshipping became my favorite past times" ajsj funny that ppl in trying times often seek religion or following of some sort

heavy metal being his favorite, n loving the clash, while hannibals was more punk based

hannibal breaking murdocs nose for the 2nd and 3rd time for playing his music on hannibals turntable

he doesnt sound that bitter? ab hannibal? he doesnt sound incredibly fond but he talks ab how he got him into a lot of music. so, i imagine they we're a bit closer than i thought?

international baccalaureate in antisocial? anthropology?

MURDOC IS ACTUALLY SMART HE WAS JUST. NOT INTERESTED IN THE SUBJECTS? I GUESS? (also,,, he literally Built cyborg noodle and i think he had a PhD too lol. but its always nice to hear hes actually...yknow, interested or good at other things)

alright but murdoc having a fascination w/ other cultures - or at least some interests, that lead him to actually study the damn subject and "pass with flying colors"

'fuck college though. im gonna be a rockstar'

he sold his soul at 18ish? whenever the fuck he got kicked out but college was mentioned so my brain goes to 18ish idk

he lived with his father still and paid rent via low paying jobs one including 'part time dressing as santa'

help he was ab to take a Personal Job for quick cash and uhh well, "still made me call him sir though" he really said 20 dollars is 20 dollars, huh "that story was totally true"

alright, 1997,,,

2d stuff

loves zombie stuff? thats really cute, and is freaked out by the way they move. god he rambles

both he and murdoc are horses in the chinese zodiac

[[jfc ok if the official shit compares them a lot i understand why ppl ship them but Dont. its a narrative foil and that doesnt always mean Romance jfc.]]

SUMTHINK.

truly... a lil stinker. super cute bouncing baby and a "bit thick" which is stull so endearing to me. hes just a happy man!

excitable 10 year old and would dance around his room

jfc the fact he has normal/caring parents. i kinda forget how opposite hes supposed to be from murdoc but i think thats another thing jsjsysg (murdoc said why isnt my tragic story making me famous why does he get to be the Star. no wonder he acts like a loon)

i still dont get how gettin bonked by a tree branch made him go bald and also turn his hair blue

big tiddy nurse mommy,,,

went to the same school as The Cure and got decent grades despite hittin the noggin quite hard. WANTED TO BE A STORM CHASER... OMG??

oh thats really cute, hed bond with his dad by building keyboards toegther 🥺💕

messed around with paints and graffiti? artistic king

MURDOC AGAIN: QHDJ 'VILLANOUS' GANG HELP

oh yeah d day...new instruments, new band, new singer - and 'had to be the best or no dice' and absolutely CONFIDENT that his songs were bangers ajsjd

but on that same note, had absolute faith (or desperate) in 2d which i love

ransacked the fucking music shop jdjdj and 2d said he was Just Standing There behind the counter the whole shift hdhdh

"thats when your eye came out, yeah" "yeah!-" HELP WHY DOES HE SOUND SO HAPPY AB IT ?? yes he said ut hurt but he sounds...ok

jfc murdoc ragdolling this poor mf around. dunking him and slapping him around. actually? so incredibly terrible and abusive and i hate him for that 🔫 im sorry 2d stans. we dont condone that behavior here ong.

how and why the FUCK did 2d's parents allow that fucker near their child after that i??? help. wtf. his moms a nurse why didnt she just have murdoc sit in plain view of other people. god damn.

2d flying out the window n hitting the curb "whoops"

"just two black holes...[ah] it looked great...a blue hair, blacked eyed GOD- the girls would go wild-" "pretty boy looks" ???? HELP. HE DOESNT GO LIGHT ON THE COMPLIMENTS, HUH

RUSS TIME

oh yeah, he straight up kiddnapped this man help. idk how he managed that, russ is a Big Man??

AND MURDOCS MUSIC WAS SO FUCKING SEXY GOOD that russel said hm alright ill stay, :] out ifbhis owm free will im screaming.

"oh this is one of them febreeze commercials" "uh . yeah sure. *murdoc turning on his Sick Tunes*" but that either means? it was just his guitar playing the convinced russ? unless he and 2d recorded sumn?

"2d was the looks, murdoc the brains, then russel truly was the heart"

'while 2d and murdoc liked music, this man was a MUSICIAN' god fucking bless this book holy shit ny man russ getting some respect. he said back hurts from carrying this band.

murdoc basically heard this guy had big trauma that gave him So Many Skills n said "thats what i want" ok idk thats actually really? inch rest ting to me. seems that murdocs fine handing out compliments but i guess that where his charisma really helps out yeah?

"he was going to be in my band whether he liked it or not" ...murdoc-

HELP. 2D IS LIKE BRO GO ON IM LISTENING 🥺 despite hearing the story 50-60 times and murdoc said fuck off you lil shit.

ok irrelevant but i love his voice! its super comforting n nice to listen to 🥺

HELP MURDOCS SO BITTER. "NOTHING THAT HAPPENS TO US IS NORMAL" WELL YEAH. THIS IS TRAUMA CENTRAL.

idk how/why he sucked up all his friends souls though ... how are they all possessing the same person. they said "its my turn on The Russ"

DELL IS HIS ACTUAL, LITERAL SOULMATE...KING...😭

went to a private school,,, and was already possessed? and the thing where he gets bigger and smaller is a reoccurring thing?

was in a coma for 4 years?

hiphop machine...time and history...the ultimate set i guess.

his knowledge was infinite and hes a "Renaissance man" hes so fucking smart our king. jack of all trades but a master of drums. he said i know im good and what of it

PAULA.

HELP. HE RMBRS THE STALL: CUBICAL NUMBER 3 🥴 IF I DO RECALL 🤤

yes russel our king. fuck up his nose 5 more times. probably stunted his growth too. he shrunk after russ gave him a wallop im sure

why dies paula sound like tracer overwatch

also only dated 2d for 2 months before joining the band?

HELP SHE REALLY WAS THE FIRST MURDOC FUCKER: "but when i saw murdoc with his thick greasy hair, green teeth and yellow skin i thought 'oh this is the ine for me!'" "OH HES SUCH A DANDY-" HELP ME IM HQJDHD

sick in the head...like i want to hurt people help girl. shes fucking Crazy. but she rly said damn i didnt hear back from him again 😭 and my purse is gone JSHHD

MURDOC: SHE WAS DEPRESSINGLY UGLY *still fucked her*

NOODLE TIME

"small japanese person!"

2d: we werent gorillaz until noodle arrived!

im dying the reason he chose gorillaz. 'swinging through the jungle baring my ass'

noodle really said "im just happy to be here" and she balanced everyone out 😭 "she gave off pure love and the fact that she could laugh at murdoc REALLY helped too" RUSS... IS BABY

JFC MURDOCS SO FUCKING CONFIDENT IN THIS BAND IM LIVING FOR THAT. HE SAID YOU WANT US SO BAD IT MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID. THE CHARISMA

2d rambling ab some girl he met and "ssSs" "whats the s stand for hawhaw" "i dont know!".

THE RECORD LABEL GUY.

one song is all it took i ❤ good for them

just murdoc talking ab the party that they threw for thier deal and saying "you dont know how much of a dick i felt like [when carrying one of those huge checks]" like oh thats whatll make you a dick? alright.

A FOOD FIGHT THAT WENT SO HARD THAT IT KNOCKED 2DS TONSILS OUT? WHAT THE FUCK

ahshdj damon and murdoc not getting along bc of Rival Band One Uppery + damon calling murdocs cuban heels crap since ge wore steel ones with gold spurs.

MURDOC FEELIN EMBARRASSED BC HES 'QUITE PROUD OF HIS SHOES'

but the band and damon getting over music and their ambitions and became a "paternal figure"

HELP MURDOC SAID AWIOGA @ RACHEL WHICH MADE HER THROW HER DRINK IN HIS FACE AND SPLIT FROM 2D. kinda sad actually, she said i still like 2d but murdoc kinda ruined it by trying to get it in with me, it put a strain in our relationship :/ oh god murdocs That Dude

nov 31 1998: started recording :]

40 tracks that got cut down to 15 holy shit

KONG STUDIOS 🤲

hooking up cameras in every room ejdjsu

webby artist of the year in 2006? holy shit

noodle learning ab kong studios omfg

JFC. YES I KNEW KONG WAS BUILT ON/IN A CEMETERY BUT I DIDNT KNOW PPL FOR THE FUCKING PLAGUE WHERE THROWN THERE HDJD

built in 1739?

the ghost of the first owners ghost still roams around in the kitchen in the early hours and moans 'aaa glass of water'

theres some rotting bullshit near the studios and in the summer its fucking TERRIBLE

the former owners were a biker gang, and they all died in a fire

murdoc said this place has bad vibes. i want it.

grim weather

the building feels impossible to escape from huHgg

[anxiouslymalicious]

also i feel robbed regarding Joel cuz i don't think he would've given his name to strangers he just met you know? like Joel spent the past 20years building up walls n not trusting strangers i highly doubt 5 years of living an easier life would make him more trusting of strangers i just uGHH his death seemed so OOC i didn't enjoy a lot which made me really disappointed but most of the flashbacks and the 1st part of the game i liked,,tHERES ANOTHER PART I HATE BUT IDK IF UR THERE YET SO😶 -grace

Typical LAST OF US 2 SPOILER WARNING AHEAD I REALLY DONT WANT TO NOT WARN ANYONE WHO MIGHT SEE THIS ON THEIR DASHBOARD I AM NOT AN ASS, I JUST REALLY GOTTA TALK ABOUT THE GAME FOR A HOT MINUTE, THANK YOU

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Idk about that one, I never really thought about it. I feel like Joel had to change and adapt a lot if he wanted to be part of a community. And in the Boston QZ, a lot of people knew Joel and his name as well. So I don’t necessarily think that he wouldn’t put his name out there, as a smuggler I sometimes even feel like he couldn’t have cared less, but what felt a little off to me was that Joel had a reputation. The fireflies knew who he was. He was the smuggler who took the girl. And I think it’s a tad weird that he had no hesitation to tell the wolves his name.

On the other hand, they saved him and Tommy, he took Abby with him on the horse and they saved each other. So to say that he kind of trusted them not to kill him might not be too wrong.

The death itself wasn’t out of character at all. He took it like he knew it would be coming for him one day. He endured it but at the same time he didn’t give up. I bet ya, if he had the slightest chance, he would have still injured one or two of the wolves, if not killed them. But he didn’t have that chance. And I know that in one part of the game, he said that he started to feel his age. And it breaks my heart to know that he couldn’t have helped himself as much as he probably would have wanted to.

Also what do you mean with first part? I’m at about 32 hours of playtime, I thought I was close to the end????? I’m in Santa Barbara with Ellie now after Abby gets abducted and I just????