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[traumatoonz]

Having a deep emotional conversation.

Stan in his head as he pets Bojack's mane: Soft......

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[ccartman]

how you doing litttle buddy? (bojackhorsemanobvilousy)

I got Kahl grounded and Kinny somehow slipped on a banana peel and died HAHAHAHA! A fuckin banana peel! Shit was so funny! So yeah I'm doing great how about you

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They had been drinking that evening and the fact it was a fun conversation and they enjoyed each others company. Diane didnt get to really enjoy fun moments like this because Bojack was always so serious with her so these moments were always special to her. She leaned her head on his shoulder feeling the alcohol buzzing her brain.

“I missed moments like this.” She muses out loud for him to hear.

[stanbarf]

I dunno what's going on with you and your sister but I want to remind you her problems are not your problems its on your parents .depression isn't just playi victim its a serious mental issue

I don't understand why she's so mean to you my half sister goodbye forever letter wasn't this hostile was there a time you two got along? ( bojack thinks shelly is very intense and spooky)

She makes her problems my problems. She makes me so mad, blames me for everything! Sorry I was born, damn! Not like I asked for this! He huffs, venting out his frustration.

I don't know... It's been so long that I hardly even remember anymore.. Her bad attitude makes it hard to remember.

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A defeated sigh emits from the Persian, pinching the bridge of her nose for but a moment before letting her hand fall. ❛ Bojack, I really don’t have time for this. Can you make it quick? I’ve got to get home to Ruthie. ❜

[eddymcrich]

$75 bucks?!?!?? That's a lot of jawbreakers!!!

"Hey! @bojackhorsemanobviously

Hey over here! I'll take a pic with ya!"

[badirene]

[cartmanmusings]

No one is born broken eric you're a good kid don't be so hard on yourself ( bojack)

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[ccartman]

He's beaming. Is this what it truly felt like to have a dad? Not just pretend with his friends dads, but an actual (adopted) dad? Technically his therapist- but Eric didn't care. This was the closest he was going to get.

"I would be so down to do whatevah yew want. No matter what it is."

So I read on your last therapist forms that you were prescribed medication. Have you been taking it responbiliy?

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[ccartman]

Sketch dump 😵‍💫

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[heartsintertwine]

Bojack boops Diane

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Diane giggles at the boop she received and just boops him back on the nose.

[stanbarf]

Will be OK I believe I'm you. I mean us ( Bojackhorsemanobviously)

We got this 💪🏽

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[ccartman]

Eric rolls his eyes, but doesn't push it. Something about her dismissing the bad memories always irked him, but it's not like he liked thinking about them either. "Whatever. We'll make better memories in a kewler, bigger house instead.

.... As kewl as that would be, he's a total flake. He could leave us at any point... But he does want a family. We could totally be that for him! He's super sensitive so yew can't go being a total slut, alright? And since yew guys are both sober, yew guys could totally help each other!" A fantasy of all three of them being the perfect family fills his head and he sighs happily.

He knew Bojack had a book and he didn't think much about it because reading sucked, but now he found himself a bit curious. "Yeah okay. I guess I should read it and see what useful info he has in it ."

Guess whose out of rehab sweetie?

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[ccartman]

You ever think of joining a cult? ( bojack )

I've had my own cult before, does that count?

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[ccartman]

Have you been a good boy this year? (Bojack dressed as Santa)

Yeah totally! Why, what'd yew get me Santa? (Wink wink)

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[diamondcladclown]

"Sure hun." She spoke with a casual hum before taking the bag and ripping it off with ease. She also made haste with undoing his restraints. Then the clown girl sat across from him. "So what do you do for fun? We could eat junk food and watch tv or we could really party. I'm open for either."

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"Surprised to see me again?" The clown had ever so casually decided to kidnap the celebrity but she didn't really see it as such considering the last time they talked they seemed to hit it off pretty well. "Sorry if I scared ya. Figured this would be easier since it was pretty crowded where you were." Did make sense him being a celebrity and all. "So how ya been?"