#can u imagine Bojack finding the jars of dicks??? he would be terrified lmfao
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ccartman · 1 year ago
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Eric rolls his eyes, but doesn't push it. Something about her dismissing the bad memories always irked him, but it's not like he liked thinking about them either. "Whatever. We'll make better memories in a kewler, bigger house instead.
.... As kewl as that would be, he's a total flake. He could leave us at any point... But he does want a family. We could totally be that for him! He's super sensitive so yew can't go being a total slut, alright? And since yew guys are both sober, yew guys could totally help each other!" A fantasy of all three of them being the perfect family fills his head and he sighs happily.
He knew Bojack had a book and he didn't think much about it because reading sucked, but now he found himself a bit curious. "Yeah okay. I guess I should read it and see what useful info he has in it ."
Guess whose out of rehab sweetie?
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