#THERES ACTUALLY NO WAY

[kilucore]

THEY HIT THE PENTAGON??????!!!!??

[finnsfunworld]

THERES ACTUALLY NO WAY THAT THERES A FIC WHERE FIVE DOES THE TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT

[gladosluver]

on everything i know and love. i did not read this before. i have never ever fucking read this novel before.

i only ever made these two predictions and BOTH of them were right. detective eraaaa

the best part is that i wasnt even joking like think about it logically. why would they investigate the telescope so much if it wasn't important... could be a red herring but you can see that you could obviously shove things inside it. AND THAT CHAIR WAS SO SUS BRO LIKE WHERE ELSE ARE YOU GONNA HIDE YOURSELF OR A BODY OMG I THINK I COOKED

"theres no way you got that" MATSUDA WAS LITERALLY SHOVING DEAD BODIES INTO BEDS I HAD EVERY RIGHT TO THINK A GUY COULD BE IN A CHAIR

[bookshelfpassageway]

yknow i dont go here but sometimes i gotta go: seriously respect clowns. they have the worst pop culture representation in the world and also the best most thorough honor code. they're just here to be silly little guys who bring joy and are very conscientious about doing so responsibly. let them to their merriment in peace you dont hafta take potshots. i dont go here but like maybe i should, you all seem super chill

[galaxydusking]

new year new monarch ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

[athlast]

there's something about butches reclaiming protectiveness and chivalry from an imposed "caring, nurturing" character associated and often forced upon women. something about how while straight men often try to present as careless as possible, masculinity and care are not only not conflicting in the butch identity, but inherent to it. there's something there.

[socksandbuttons]

So we all agree he turns into a baby after this episode right?? Aint no direct proof of death bsvksj Anyway, i still think @thorns-and-rosewings's idea on dark sun getting hit with baby fever like a Sun would is endearing. Also... custody battles sounds VERY funny honestly.

[lotus-pear]

the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical

[plantdeficiency]

fishing all day every day 24/7 non stop no break on the grind at all times always forever

[dunmeshistash]

Getting side tracked but dungeon meshi chapter 67 actually makes me insane, has anyone wrote their thoughts about it? Cause I do not think I have the capacity to describe what I think about it myself.

He brutally murders his sister out of love man, his little sister he just wants to protect, and he also did it so brutally and personally to save Marcille from grief...

He abandoned Falin once because he could not deal with the ugliness of her suffering... But now he's facing it head on with all he has...

The little soft smile right before it all goes down...

How brutal and violent the whole thing was, bloody and ugly, and he did it all out of love, he murdered his sister without a wink of hesitation, because if he hesitates he cannot save her.

Makes me want to yell

[mamawasatesttube]

the whole "jason rules crime alley and none of the other bats are allowed there!!1!" thing is so funny like. tim LITERALLY lives in the theater where bruce's parents died,

[autumn-may]

terrisas really funny ithink

[libraryofgage]

Been having Secretly Smart Steve thoughts except it's less that his intellect is a secret and more that nobody ever noticed lmao

The initial thought for this is based on my mom's stories about acting like a ditzy airhead in high school but then graduating with honors

Within five minutes of walking into high school Steve definitely clocked that being cool was more important than being smart right? So he didn't really let on that he was good at class stuff and just let people think he was a simple jock

And Steve graduating isn't a huge thing cuz it happens during UD stuff which means they all miss graduation ceremony and just get their degrees later, so it's not like anyone saw the honors tassels that steve was given to wear with his grad gown

And the first real hint is Lucas trying to make a basket and getting frustrated. And Steve is like "here I'll show you" and proceeds to make every throw he makes from anywhere on the court and when Lucas asks how the fuck he does that Steve shrugs and is like "well, i mean, its all angles man"

Later Mike and Will are working on an egg drop project (you know the ones) and getting worked up cuz the eggs keep cracking. Steve has been watching TV or something the whole time and outta nowhere is like "yall are missing shock absorption and proper wind resistance, duh"

Nancy is trying to decode some number based cipher for fun but it's becoming rapidly Not Fun and Steve looks over her shoulder for like two seconds and goes "group the numbers into twos, subtract 18 from each, and then it's the alphabet letter based on the number" and then just walks off

Dustin is taking an engineering class and is having trouble building a bridge cuz it keeps collapsing when he sends a hot wheels car over it. Steve tells him he needs more load-bearing beams and to distribute the weight evenly and Dustin is surprised when it works

And, of course, Eddie sees all of this so one day when Max or Erica ask for help with some geometry homework he takes the worksheet they give him and immediately passes it along to Steve, waves off their disbelief, and sits all smug while Steve explains concepts they'd been missing entirely

[somewhereincairparavel]

'i hate jason grace because he thought he was worthy enough to compete with percy' I'm sorry have y'all SEEN jason. this man defeated a TITAN without weapons and his bare hands to the point the titan wanted to rise from the UNDERWORLD with the help of a GODDESS to seek vengeance over him. I think we can cut him slack for having some well deserved self respect bc I'd brag too wtf

[latenightsundayblues]

Fucking love the final flashback montage in saw VI because the way they edited it makes it look like hoffman is pissing directly on an unconscious erickson's bald head

Ive been cry laugghing for five fucking minutes

[philsjumpers]

my hot take is none of phil's 'wild northern childhood anecdotes' are actually at all weird he just phrases things in a funny way. dan lost his mind abt the whole dog warden thing and the literal story was just 'i won a school contest as a kid and got to meet the mayor of a small town'. when i was that age i was in the newspaper for making a flute out of a sweet potato small english primary schools were just LIKE that. this is not a dig btw it's just proof phil is a comedy genius bc he makes all these very normal things sound absolutely bizarre just by stringing words together in a way no human being has ever previously managed