#THEN I FIND THIS

[antlergrave]

[lrndvs]

compliments from girls go hard

[ravenkings]

[void-drifter]

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

[pyroinfusedtiger]

Posting this everywhere til im not obsessed with it anymore

[hellishqueer]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[longsightmyth]

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

[midnightcrisisstuff]

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

[wizardpotions]

Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.

[hexjulia]

people like to bring up things like "all your loved ones would die before you" as a concern re: immortality. But the real danger for me would be that i'd literally never get anything done again. I'd adopt the elvish lifestyle immediately. Not doing anything in a week that could be done in a century. Not getting anything done in a century that can be done in 10 centuries. Spending the next 100 years reading 1 book very slowly because i have infinite time and don't care.

[theboxfort]

Peace and love

[thesociallyanxioussociopath]

Something something, living rent free in my mind and such, anyway I love them.

[haunted-xander]

If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready

[rivetgoth]

It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.

[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax