#THE YEEHAW IS REAL

[iguessimfished]

Would

[abstractpenny]

What Cole actually saw in the tomb of the FSM

[nokkipo]

[gayestcowboy]

fantasy dildo recs please? im trying to find one that isnt like $100 but is still good and reputable and wont fill my body with microplastics. ive been looking at neotori and they look great but;; the price;;; anyway yeah recs please?

hi! i have a lot of information for you.

first off, my specific recommendations of fantasy toy shops i’ve bought from or know to be reputable: uberrime, wandering bard, twilight meadow creations, strange bedfellas, pleasure forge, pp sculptors, batbites, xenocat artifacts. all of these shops have toys under 100 usd. uberrime especially has a huge selection including non-fantasy, realistic, and dual density. my top 3 fantasy toys right now are TMC’s ambrose (mini), wandering bard’s shadow demon (x small), and uberrime’s ardor dragon (small). highly recommend ambrose to transmascs with bottom growth. also it looks cool as fuck. mine is bright green and yellow.

second, this google doc is a masterpost of fantasy and fantasy-adjacent sex toy companies (created as a list of alternatives to bad dragon) and is organized quite well, and includes some shops to be wary of. it was last updated in 2022 so it’s outdated, but it’s massive and still quite useful. safe fantasy toys dot com also lists body safe toy companies, although you should still check reputability of the company before you buy (some of the companies listed on the site should still be avoided for various reasons— try cross checking with the google doc, browsing reddit, etc). all of the specific companies i recommend in this post use platinum silicone only, but if you go searching for other toys make sure to avoid jelly and other porous materials because they cannot be sanitized properly and will store bacteria. just like with piercing and body jewelry (another one of my special interests lol), it’s always better to pay more for safety when it’s something going inside your body. reputable stores will always list the material, and tend to have pages on their sites with even more specific information on their silicone. shipping also affects the price, especially international shipping.

also, when youre shopping for fantasy toys, make sure you check the sizing. smaller toys are frequently under 100 usd. many fantasy toys tend to be quite large anyways, especially knotted toys (many small knotted toys still have diameters of 2”+ which is usually too large for me personally. for reference i think the average human penis is somewhere around 1.5” diameter.) there’s so much diversity in fantasy toys that you will probably be able to find toys that fit your desired length/girth and are still classified as small and therefore less expensive. if you’re new to fantasy toys or have trouble with insertion (or even just have an average sized vagina/rectum), small fantasy toys can be cost efficient and accessible and more fun than more standard toys. many stores will also sell b-grade toys at a discount for minor cosmetic flaws that don’t affect usage. also, there’s a pretty big market for secondhand toys/dong sales on twitter, reddit, etc so if you’re willing to buy secondhand, that can be more cost efficient. quality silicone toys can be properly sanitized by boiling and other methods. for more cheap options— good glass toys can frequently be under 50 usd, and are easy to sanitize. also, tantus isn’t quite a fantasy brand, but it’s very high quality and has some great toys on the cheaper side (i love the tantus magma). and if you want a really good cheap vibrator, the romp hype is amazing and only 35 usd.

i am by no means an expert, just incredibly autistic, but i hope this helps! i’m always happy to try answering questions about sex toys!

[binart]

ha ha ha anyway i'm going to go see my doctor soon EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE

[butchfalin]

country boy, big city

[safert0fu]

it's thancred thursday but i don't have anything "finished" so have this wip.

[inkopolis-connection]

Yeeeeeehaw! Agent 4 Terrell "Terry" Summers, ready for a hog-killin' time! 🌻🤠🌟

[sound-cake]

I have been tagged in a few of these so I'm starting my own. I am so grateful for everyone I've met over the last year. I only started posting around March or April I think and I've already met so many lovely people that I am excited to go into the next year with.

Thank you to...

@sol-stars who was my very first follower on here and who is my favorite showtime shipper! @raggedypina who is wonderful and one of the main reasons I am part of the TADC fandom. @asheep-asleep who is such a kind, caring person that I am so lucky to call a friend. @lizeliz who is such a sweetheart and who I am so incredibly honored to know. @xxzaelxx who makes amazing art and was my introduction into ena. @starspangledbatter who always has such great fandom content and is super funny. @kurrapya whose art style is so beautiful that it leaves me speechless. @bluequeerio who leaves lots of notes in the tags which I do read and I think are so sweet and fun. @alicealmost who is so warmhearted and lovely to interact with.

A lot of you have been around since I first started blogging here and participating in the fandom and I don't know what I'd do without y'all. So thank you. And, of course, happy new year <3

[botcomplex]

No big art post this week workin on comms for friends but may I interest you in one Cowboy Astarion? (modded playthrough is very fun so far lol)

[toxooz]

comic update will be done early September until then one (1) lil sneek peek 👁👃👁

[misty-missdee]

Neopolitan lookin ass...

[nekrosmos]

Aedeus trying on the cowboy hat Graves got them

Aedeus: How does it look?

Graves: *visibly vibrating* 👍

Aedeus: I see.

He's shaking like a chihuahua Owlie, it does something to his brain and he will only recover after being thoroughly fuc- *GUNSHOT*

[neddea]

I had to redraw That Panel™️ but make it yeehaw

The designs for my cowboy AU (?) are here

[gayestcowboy]

cabbage guy had a special line if you play as a monk!

[nox-sssscraps]

THE FINAL STRETCH. Unfinished/unposted art from July-December!!!!!!!!!!