#THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO

[zipzapzopzoop]

Ladies and gentlemen, I've had an EPIPHANY ✨

If you cross Carl

with Dor-15

You get the aliens from Chicken Little

that is all.

[collagedotorg]

Gelphie?

🎶✨I hope you’re happyyyyy✨🎶with this lmao. No one come for me for the wrong spelling of Galinda I couldn’t find a correct one that didn’t look terrible and the ‘a’ is silent anyways of course

Gelphie

[mercsandmonsters]

"The Wicked Witch of the East, Bro" video lives rent-free in my head.

It'll pop up in my head, and I watch the video. Mind you, this is at random times, but it still lives rent-free in my head because the guy saying Glinda is a princess ignored the goddamn movie! Glinda says it herself, "Only bad witches are ugly." Plus, Elphaba and Nessa Rose aren't related to Glinda! Especially if you read the original "Wizard of Oz" book series and the "Wicked" book the musical and the new movies are based on! It doesn't take that long to Google this information! Granted, there are a few adaptations where they're sisters, but those aren't canon to their relationship.

[homestunked]

meteorstuck incorrect quote

jade and john just showed the wizard of oz to karkat and he decides to have an entire fit (original video)

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG] -- CG: HOLD ON CG: HOLD ON TG: your face is so red CG: HOLD ON. CG: HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? CG: AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS. THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO TG: im gonna stab him CG: YOURE GONNA TO LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT IM WRONG? CG: AM I WRONG? TG: its jades favorite movie CG: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOG TG: im not fighting with you CG: GROW UP TG: im not fighting with you CG: GROW UP TG: get educated bud

[jacksapples]

Why do I feel like "the wicked witch of the east bro" meme would perfectly suit Jacks and Apollo. Like Jacks is just raging while Apollo is the "I'm gonna kill him" dude. Or vise versa. And Evangeline is just sitting back watching the chaos unfold and laughing hysterically.

[firelise]

you know what else purple is the color of? eggplant emoji. i rest my case.

[gncrezan]

@chrysanthemumgames celebrates four years so here i am, forcing everyone to see all the various playthroughs i have ! thank you, as always, for a game that i adore to little pieces <3

(well to be more accurate i'm drawing 75 but still)

[rae-arachne]

ok, so symbolically, we all know the alien in alien (1979) represents sexual violence. but what is it trying saying about sexual violence besides "hey, it's actually scary, men."

well, the cold white sterility of the Nostromo seems to represent a kind of corporate abstinence, which on its surface is there to keep things safe and running smoothly, but is really there to foster a child-like dependence to "Mother" (the unquestioning will of the company), and make the crew easier to control, which also makes them more vulnerable to the attacks from prev mentioned sexual violence.

Ash's betrayal seems to symbolize that while the capitalist culture on the surface wants to squash out these sexual urges, it really wants to co-op them to make itself more powerful, and that the vulnerability caused by corporate abstinence culture is no accident

anyone who tries to attack the alien directly (dallas) or sits passively by (lambert) is overpowered showing that neither aggression or abstinence will remove the danger of sex

only ripley is able to defeat the alien by wearing the proper equipment so she can handle it non-aggressively without putting herself in danger

the lesson of alien is to wear a condom

[transvampireboyfriend]

hold up. ✋ HOLD UP. 🖐️🖐️

HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT?!

[deuterium51614]

(volume warning)

I thought I started this last year, but apparently it was summer 2021??

Anyway, I finally finished it cause I've got my PC build up and running and wanted to test it with some video editing.

[pensiveant]

that poll actually made me so upset, imagine thinking vampires and humans share a common ancestor. you FOOLS it's aggressive mimicry. they've evolved to imitate the appearance of prey to more easily lure humans, among other benefits. you would not survive the nefarious anglerfish ‼

[lauronk]

day 5: stuck inside (i couldn't get you out)

i am not intentionally putting parentheses in all the titles, it just keeps happening

might uhhhh might fuck around and write some whumptober stuff today 🫣

[timewontwait]

@scumbag-the-hedgehog replied:

// eventually bringing scourge home is going to be so fucking awkward lmao

hero trying so hard to telepathically communicate to his mom to NOT make this weird by psudo-adopting scourge but refusing to explain why it would make things weird

meanwhile: 'omg that's son-shaped'

[dcwnthercbbithcle]

Daighre at Fiadh: 😊 [SMILING FACE WITH SMILING EYES] — not intimidating at all

Marianne at Fiadh even with her memories of them restored: 😕 [CONFUSED FACE] — mostly intimidating

EEEEE YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS.

Let me propose to you this: not only is Daighre not intimidated at all, but rather, during the days she and Fíadh romped about the earth bucking horns in the metaphorical and, at times, literal sense (Fíadh has attempted to ram her goat horns into Daighre at least once, this is a canon no one can sway me on) there was a higher sense of almost levity to their friendship.

I hope I'm describing this in a way that makes sense, but the antics and mutual annoyances were never enough to make either truly regret that odd friendship and respect they had forged. You know how in Pokemon you kick a Pokemon's ass to befriend them? LITERALLY THEM. Constant trickery, constant at odds in playful spats that formed folklore around them! They made each other want to pull their hair out at times, but they genuinely enjoyed each other's company during those times they weren't at each other's throats! A 'you'll miss me when I'm gone!' sort of self-aware, mutually annoying affair.

And damn if Daighre wasn't correct. When she stopped visiting, the last traces of her memory and magic faded from the world around her, Fiadh missed her far more than she'd ever admitted. Yet her mourning came, not in sadness, but rather irritation. It was hard to explain, but she didn't grieve her old friend looking at the days and longing to see her return but more in the sense of anger; things would be so much better and more fun if she had chosen immortality, if she had chosen to bear her pain like Fíadh had chosen to, if she had stayed or even come to visit, just once more, she had learned so much since she had last seen her, so many new jests and japes, new games, tricks and ways to cause her headaches. It was a source of bitterness for so long, which left her cursing her former friend's name.

AND THEN MARIANNE CAME AROUND; my sweetest gal came in and nearly got stomped to death by Fíadh in true Fíadh form until Fíadh had to stop. She felt it again. That fleeting spark of magic, her old friend, in the flesh, but it wasn't her. She was someone new, but that didn't stop that familiar warmness from returning in amusement, almost ready to double over and laugh like 'SO THIS IS WHERE YOU'VE BEEN?! You gotta be kidding me! Hahaha '

In her new form, Fíadh can't help but feel most of her feelings towards her old friend change, just the slightest bit. Her new form is so much different than it used to be, and Marianne, well, she doesn't exactly strike her as nearly as frightening as her predecessor, even though their magics are comparable!

[clares-memes]

Friends arguing about the wizard of Oz. “ hold on! Hold on! HOLD ON! Her sister was a witch, right? And what was her sister? A princess! The wicked witch of the east, bro. You’re gonna look at me and tell me that I’m wrong? Am I wrong? She wore a crown and she came down in a bubble dog! Grow up bro. GROW UP!”

[frosidon]

This is round 1 of Battle of the Planes. Other round 1 polls are up as well!