#THE MAN IS WEAK
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guess ;) who’s ;) back ;)
imagine drugging someone to the brink of death and then beating the shit out of them and then being “slightly irritated” about their health condition.
veeeeeeery interesting that quon made the distinction between shen being a prisoner and zuko being a teenager 👀 (or maybe it means nothing idk)
OMG WILL JEE RASU AND TOPH ENCOUNTER ZUKO AND SHEN PLS PLS PLS
fuckinf long feng and the fuckinf dai li and the fucking letters being intercepted you’re so smart sreedie
oh swag general how is not bad WHICH IS WHY IM SO MAD THAT HES BEING OUSTED BY THE DAI LI UGH
loving suki hours everybody <333 (you’re really doing justice to her sreedie)
penis fingers, penis advice T-T
OMG SLAY GENERAL HOW I CANT BELIEVE WE ARE ACTUALLY WITNESSING A COMPETENT MILITARY LEADER OUTSIDE OF THE SWT THIS IS HISTORICAL EVENT SREEDIE
lmao except they actually have TWO dragons in their city right now and zuko is not the one they should be concerned about
oh bestie I am panicking (also right as I read the dai li pov section my sister walked past my room saying “yeehaw” which really ruined the mood)
jee’s heebie jeebie senses are tingling frfr
jee is actually so funny ilh
lol I love them playing happy families on the fly
jee in dad mode to protect the children :3 but also the slave trade is horrific and it sucks that it exists and he has to shield toph from it
well now I have the heebie jeebies something bad is gonna happen to jee
FUCK YEAH ZUKO OHMYGOD JEE
OHMYGODOHMYGOD
OHMYGOOHMTHGOD
jee is the real hero of this story his self control is insane bUT HE ALSO NEEDS TO PUT IROH ON A GODDAMN LEASH JESUS
OMG REHO COMEBACK I love reho
CHANG IS APPROACHING HELL YEAH
pls tell me we get hakoda pov when he arrives omg
I. need to Process this chapter. but like. with a meat grinder bc there’s so much emotional turmoil I’ve gotta smush into manageable pieces.
ANYWAYS LOVE YOU LOTS CANT WAIT FOR THE REUNION SENDING SOUP YOUR WAY TO GIVE YOU THE STRENGTH TO FINISH THE NEXT CHAPTER <33
Quon: *punches a hole in the wall because he mad*
“Wow, this place is a dump - look, there are even holes in the walls.”
Me: introduces decent character
Also me: rips Zuko away from him and give him to the worst character >:) :D
Jee is the MVP of this chapter & everyone should bring him snacks he deserves a break (& not the leg breaking type) (but maybe we can amputate - *gunshots* 1 author dead)
#thanks for the soup!!!#I made soup last night#everyone I know is sick#I’m over here living in a plastic bubble#holding my iPad and screaming BACKKK BACKKK I SAY#I love jee and I’m glad you enjoy his dry im not fucking playing with this people humor#only to immediately blush when someone winks at him and blows him a kiss#THE MAN IS WEAK#yes someone get iroh a fucking leash#with a backpack for his pai sho pieces#idiot man child#Zuko jumped out the window & look where he ended up#IROH COME ON NOW YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE WISE#love you leekie#- Bo beekie fe fi fo feekie -#LEEEEEEKIIIIIEEEEE#leekie tag#LIAB#ITF#ASK
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everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.
(okay, there is one more thing)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#jade is having the time of his life being a nasty little mofo and i love him for it#and gosh...leona and sally being friends is SO cute#sometimes i forget that leona is canonically a feminist#sally poisons a man and he's like 'you go girl'#they have so much in common though!#they both have eye scars and no ears on the sides of their heads!#no but they're adorable and i love it#and i suppose i have to reluctantly admit that i understand why lilia could not be in this event#he would just be stuffing frogs into his mouth left and right without even blinking#every time we get a moment of culture-clash he would just be there like 'mm-hm. yes. i do not see the problem.'#man. i do so adore any event that forces the boys to Work Together#their one weakness...not being petty dipshits who get into slapfights at the drop of a hat#absolutely nothing got done that first day and the mayor set off the emergency alarm because he was so done with them#this is perfection#anyway brb gotta go do some missions for the other jack's birthday#see you next week for more of scully becoming increasingly disillusioned with all these fake halloween fans
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Bonus:
They're flirting and also starting a fight
#freaks flirt on a different dimension#these two let each other know their deepest desires oh so casually#logan's extra weak when he can see wade's face#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#wade wilson#james logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#peanutbub#old man yaoi#imagine your otp#otp prompts#writing promt#marvel memes#mcu avengers edits#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#deadpool x wolverine#mischievous thunder
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i'll strangle you or i'll kiss you on the mouth
#laius thorden#laios touden#kabru#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#my art#Linktoo art#labru#narrative foil yaoi my weakness.... anyway#the way he grabs that guy and begs him to stay and begs like please LISTEN to me#its so funny how kabru‚ someone who prides himself with understanding people and their motivations#just can't handle having some random guy like laius with a big prophecy on his head remain a mystery to him#the way laius just entirely evades him it drives him crazy. kabru puts motivations and assumptions in his mouth in any attempt to Know him#hes so scared of this man yet simultaneously drawn by being unable to discern his thought process#meanwhile#laius is just autistic
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save a horse ride a cowboy !!!!
#one piece#portgas d ace#my art#silly littol cowboy ace design i've been thinking about#i am a weak man#freckels are my weakness#also jesus christ tysm everyone for all of the lovely repost and comments on my art#makes me really happy that ppl enjoy my art and it bringing ppl a little joy <3 <3 <3
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cheeky bastard soap at it again 🙄
#call of duty#simon ghost riley#ghostsoap#ghost mw2#cod mw2#ghoap#john soap mactavish#soap mw2#soapghost#ghoap fluff#theyre so gay#i love soap being an insubordinate little shit and ghost just letting him off cause he’s weak in the knees for the man#they’re smitten for eachother yall
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tumblr should have a pin comment button but shoutout to this one <3
#my man is a softie but not weak#xie lian is so strong and powerful in so many ways I'll fight anyone who pushes that weak naive bottom stereotype on him#like THIS IS THE MAN WHO HAS BLOOD ON HIS HAND#and a certain ghost king finds it super hot so#win win#tgcf#xie lian#tian guan ci fu#san lang#hualian#mxtx#heaven officials blessing#danmei#hua cheng#heaven official's blessing
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regulus only has tattoos or piercings in places they don't show. growing up with parents like his, it just comes with the job. his friends keep reminding him he's out of there for good, that he doesn't need to hide them anymore, but strangely, regulus likes the mystery of it all. people's faces when they find out about the septum barty did in 6th year or the pure shock when he takes his shirt off and bares the full back, it's always entertaining.
it's of course fun with partners too, most of the time they don't expect it. james is no different. although regulus can admit he thought this moment would've come in a completely different setting. they haven't done much past kissing, not for lack of trying on regulus part, but sneaking around the castle has proven to be actually difficult when magic is such a time consuming art. he also supposes james is waiting, he'd said he wanted to take things slowly and regulus is not about to oppose to that, so they both wait. until now, apparently.
evan and pandora are about halfway through fusing about him and how to take care of his latest arm piece when james comes in looking for him. regulus —who had his back to the door— turns and goes to greet his boyfriend but just finds him staring at him rooted in place. barty laughs, picking up his things and gesturing for the other pair to go on a walk with me. regulus shifts, hyperconscious of the way his arm looks, raw and red and slightly swollen from the fresh ink. he wraps his arms around himself protectively, suddenly aware of the fact that he hasn't really talked about this with james before. so um, you like? brown eyes blink rapidly, coming up from where they'd widened on his belly button jewelry.
his boyfriend drops whatever was held in his hands, scoffs, dives forward and— oh, james likes.
#what can i say#james is a weak man#jegulus#james potter#regulus black#james x regulus#starchaser#sunseeker#harry potter#marauders#jegulus microfic#sweeterelease
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x04 - “Paint the Town Blue” ↳ "I never expected this to go on so long. I thought... I don't know what I thought. Just... it wasn't this."
#listen up ppl i gifed this bc 1) caitlyn's so pretty here hngggg hair down cait and 2) im just staring at her nightgown LMFAO#also i dont give a shit about maddie literally cait kept rejecting her here idk why ppl are genuinely so worried did yall not see how#cait folded IMMEDIATELY when she saw vi? yeah poor maddie is a rebound... cait's too weak for vi man#ALSO yall are so whipped for caitvi if you were in maddie's shoes id bet youd be cait's rebound too LMFAOOOOOO#anyways CAIT IN A NIGHTGOWN AWOOOOOOGA#arcane#arcaneedit#arcane season 2 spoilers#league of legends arcane#caitlyn kiramman#maddie#maddie nolen#maddie arcane#arcane maddie#caitlyn arcane#arcane caitlyn#arcane league of legends#type: gif#media: arcane#s2 ep4
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𝐊𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐮 𝐑𝐞𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐑𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐍𝐉 - 𝟏𝟎/𝟎𝟖/𝟐𝟑
#*tucks hair behind his ear*#Keanu Reeves#*#kreevesedit#flashing gif#keanuedit#yeah my boyfriend's in a band#THE DAY AFTER I MET AND SAW HIM#keke babe do you not get dizzy doing all that head bobbing#h a n d s#MAJESTIC#hi i love an old man#a hair tie claw clip barrette butterfly clip one of those big ones that looks like a flower#*runs hand down his forearm like it's a staircase bannister*#......it's been a long week......i apologize#people who don't like gray hair are weak#i will give you 43 cents and a cookie if you let me play with your hair#...that was already a tag#but the offer still stands#i'll even throw in a $2 bill i work at a bank i can get some#are backpacks you wear in the front a thing? because i would like to be one#v e i n s#can't believe he's really been here and hot my whole life#that is a long™ torso#more room to wrap around#hands so big they could hold two ankles at once#omg who said that
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Let’s take into consideration:
Arthur would rather waste precious time before an important council meeting to run around the entire castle and search for Merlin, who, in his very honest opinion, is the worst servant of the entire kingdom or that he had ever known, than to call literally anyone else to help him dress (as if there wouldn’t be anyone ready to assist Arthur, their king, with clothes);
Arthur, and therefore Agravaine (which makes it all the more hilarious) knows every single place where Merlin could be, at that precise moment, or during that day in general; (EDIT: As someone pointed out in the comments, everyone and Agravaine included, knows who is the “dollophead”)
The guards nod to Agravaine without asking anything, which only means that it is canon that everyone in Camelot knows Merlin by name; EDIT: It also means that the guards deal with this on a daily basis. They must be tired.
The aforementioned point implies that everyone knows how Merlin looks like, that also means Merlin is known to never leave Arthur’s side, even during council meetings;
Arthur is running around the castle in what today we would call a pyjama, just because Merlin didn’t wake him up with, “Rise and Shine”. And he’s barefoot. That’s right. The king of Camelot, everyone, has just walked barefoot in Merlin’s chambers, in the armoury, where other knights probably are, and in the bloody stables (yes, the ones where the horses and their dungs both are), without boots on, just to look for Merlin;
Arthur is more distressed in this scene than in the one where Morgana declares war in season five. He’s fretting like a mother hen. Not only he is without breath, which means he was just coming back from his checking around, but he is red in the face and almost yelling in desperation. “Does he expect me to dress myself?!” Because apparently, Arthur literally cannot do anything without Merlin by his side. The way he says, “No sign of him” to Agravaine is so endearing, and he shouldn’t be this adorable. Unfair, Arthur. Really unfair.
Arthur just yells, (and distressingly looks around) in hope that Merlin will come back to him, because he always does. *sounds of my heart breaking into millions of pieces*
And last but not least, Arthur shouts, “Last night!”, which means the actual reason he’s going around searching for Merlin, it’s because he’s worried his world will end without his quirky and clumsy servant by his side (and the love of his life). Merlin is currently out on a quest with Gwaine to look for Gaius, since he has been kidnapped, but the problem is that Arthur doesn’t know this. What he knows is that he has fought with Merlin the day before about Gaius in the council chambers, and believes Merlin is gone for good, this time, and solely for the fight they had. Arthur feels more than guilty that he can’t make it up to his best friend, the love of his life (Agravaine helped Morgana kidnap Gaius, and it explains the ending of the scene, where he understands where Merlin is.) Now Arthur is worried that his last words to Merlin were harsh. He had last seen him when he was done with his duties the night before, and then Merlin disappeared.
No wonder they deleted this scene.
#as if the rest of the show isn’t equally gay💀#the way arthur is all ruffled too like#that man woke up all by himself#didn’t see merlin#and put on the first shirt he found and started checking for merlin everywhere in hope that he would magically appear#so it is more than canon#when arthur is worried sick about merlin#he reproaches him regarding his duties as a servant#top notch#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin bbc#merlin x arthur#my video#i have a weak heart#it took me ages to adjust this#be nice#if you’d like to use it elsewhere please do#just give the credits#please don’t steal it🥹#deleted scene#episode ‘the secret sharer’ season four
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…And on the seventh day…
God ended His work which He had done, and He rested…
#honkai star rail#honkai sr#hsr#hsr fanart#hsr sunday#sunday hsr#hoyoverse#this MAN#religious imagery my weakness
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we were fucking ROBBED
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 8 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 8 spoilers#the only ssr i'll whale for#oh my god i loved this update. holy shit#got some ~compositions~ in mind so i'll get to the more serious stuff later#in the meantime those first couple of chapters genuinely made me question if i was perhaps trapped in my own absurd dream or not#the whole-ass video just DROPPED in there idia how long were you WORKING on that#don't forget to like and subscribe! :)#i demand that all cutscenes be animated in that style forevermore#i also demand that all clothing changes henceforth be done via magical girl transformation phrase#not just in the dreamworld. all of them.#DREAM~~~~~FORM~~~~~CHAAAA~~~~NGE#also savanarook was so unexpectedly precious! i want to protect him.#augh there's SO MUCH and i am SO PLEASED with all of it#anyway i guess we're going to be going through everyone's dreams after all!#and it's going to be a THING!!!!!!!! CLOSURE AND SELF-ACCEPTANCE FOR EVERYONE#(insert 'it's all coming together' meme)#man i hope 'please watch this video' remains a running gag it's AMAZING#also i cannot believe#i cannot BELIEVE#that the plan is actually literally#defeat malleus by inviting everyone else to the party except him#HIS ULTIMATE WEAKNESS#malleus doesn't get to be in smash bros
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Super Mario is supposed to be this powerful figure to the Mushroom Kingdom, this beacon of hope with little to no weaknesses. With everything on his shoulders, he has to keep going.
Or else he'd let them all down.
#tw injury#i love thinking about how much the citizens of the mushroom kingdom and beyond aren't subtle about telling mario he's “their only hope”#and i loveee thinking about how that could affect mario to where he really feels that immense pressure to be this perfect hero for them#he's a man with so many more weaknesses than they and even his closest friends could possibly ever know but he'd never show them willingly#mario#super mario#super mario bros#mario bros#smb#smb fanart#mario fanart#nintendo
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ughhhhhh flame head.... dead cells... tsk whateverrr
#dead cells#flame head#dead cells fanart#object head#whatever#i am weak for fire heads man#I love non human characters#dead cells immortalis
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Dragon Age: The Veilguard concept art captioned "Corpse King", art by Matt Rhodes. [source] this is concept art/a beat board for The Necropolis/Nevarra. The file name says that it's King Markus Pentaghast.
#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#dragon age: dreadwolf#dragon age 4#the dread wolf rises#da4#dragon age#bioware#video games#so did markus die at some point between dai and 9:52 and this is his tomb/a scene from the necropolis where he was laid to rest?#or has markus - unbeknownst to most of thedas - actually been dead for quite some time now (bc i remember speculating this LOL)#(“an aged man of weak health and uncertain sanity” indeed...)#but undead markus is still the king bc it's nevarra and also the mortalitasi are very powerful politically there..
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