#THE MADNESS

[charleemoon]

just finished s2 and they got me. AGAIN. GOD DAMN IT

finally watched s1 of squid game after 5 years of procrastinating and i have never seen a show curate the most deveasting doomed yaoi and yuri like they did. absolutely diabolical

[finhere]

there’s a certain descent into madness one takes after watching the terror. one minute you’re watching the show with mild interest and the next minute you’re hand painting Robert Scott’s sledging flag to put on your wall

[sprinklesharkie]

oh my god

[the-milton-fan-272]

my slight absence

I admit I have not been posting as often on this blog. This is not because of any lack of interest in supple muppet hole or lack of interest.

in truth, fellow muppets, I am having a crisis of faith.

as many of you know, I have a very intense personal history with h*rses. My own grandmother was consumed by one, her flesh torn like putty by its square and unassuming teeth. The community that has sprung up around the Croaker has been instrumental in healing from this trauma. I thank fan number 2303 most specifically. I have nothing but good to say about this lovely community and I do not wish to leave it.

My crisis lies with the very man who brought us together.

The croaker is becoming traitorous to my nature. He has embraced the very creatures who took so much from me. I do not know if I can go on worshiping a person who does not think of how many of his followers have been harmed by these creatures. I now find myself in the awkward position of having the man I have devoted myself to violating my very own DNI.

I would love some advice from my lovely community. Please advise. No matter what I will never forget the beautiful community I have been lucky to be a part of.

[lil-motherfockin-ravioli]

@the-muppet-joker

[anghelcode]

merry christmas! :P mentally wasnt able to draw much so take these fast doodles

on 2nd pic youll notice bees long arm holding the mistletoe

Reference for 1st pic

[jwwwdot]

Maka & The Madness.

[sweetpumpkinmouse]

I have the sudden urge to make a ViolentBitingBiscuits moodboard.

[muppet-lurker]

His Loving Gaze

Lurk | 8/10/24 | MS Paint

[charleemoon]

jumping up and down thinking about klapollo. the idea that klavier gavin is an actual famous rock star who has gone platinum multiple times and he falls for. some guy. they have more intertwined history beyond that but genuinely just. a guy he works with SOMETIMES. not even. a guy whose cases overlap with his once in a while. some dude he sees around the courthouse at times. genuine STAR with a huge fanbase and a million connections who has traveled around the world and he falls in love with a boy who is simple and honest. it's like if taylor swift started dating a barista like. could you imagine the pop culture outroar . oh it makes me sick

like it's not entirely the "oh you could have anyone but you want him" like the idea that he genuinely lives a COMPLETELY different life than apollo and most of the characters. two separate worlds and he falls for truth and snarky remarks and from the day he met him, he made him feel a way he hadn't felt before (i don't care if he was just flirting it has IMPLICATIONS). i just love the idea of just crossing paths with apollo completely upends everything klavier thought he knew about his life. his fame, his truth, his family, his entire world flipped on its head, through the unyielding resolute will that is apollo justice. and he just loves him

it's just so interesting to my dynamically it's like idk its the domesticity. i like grand and loving klapollo i love klaviers silly big gestures and ways of showing love but i also love how apollo allows him to be safe in the mundane. in the comfort of quiet morning and breakfast in bed and them spending their lives together just happy to be in it. that he doesnt have to be anyone else but himself with apollo

and that he expresses this attraction through his persona (which maybe be only partially false, he does seem to enjoy himself) and apollo never buys it. they always seem to connect best when klavier isn't focused on playing up an ante or a role (during the chaos of the concert, in 4-4s trial, solving a case together)

and i dunno. imagining klapollo confession where the both of them have to put down these walls they haven't realized they have up (klaviers performantive gestures, apollos dismissiveness in order to be taken seriously) and just admit they want to be in each other's lives. because it makes them happy

i don't even remember what i was SAYING ANYMORE. i just think someday the world invented the best ship ever. i think it should be real. it has to be. foams at the mouth. IT HA

[luckydiorxoxo]

Colman Domingo covers the Best Performances Issue of W Magazine. Photographed by Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott.

[the-muppet-joker]

Every day my Joker Rage increases. I am barely able to contain it-- but the dripping muppet hole of my dear lover keeps me from going fully off the deep end... never underestimate the healing power of sexual intercourse with a muppet.

[library-arcana]

Nosferatu and sexual desire

Warning these are half formulated ideas, mixed medias, and half assed analysis but I was so excited by this idea.

I watched Nosferatu back in December and I really loved it. I couldn't fully articulate why but recently I've been reading the Madness by Dawn Kurtagich; a Dracula retelling that I was not expecting when I picked up (I like the author so I didn't read the description because why would I? I know what she writes and it's beautiful)- and I'm not very far into it but there was this feeling or train of thought that struck me.

Typically in gothic novels, there is a white knight, he's virtuous and kind and would never take advantage of a woman, and then there is this man that is the embodiment of temptation who usually tends to be more interesting. (The Castle of Otranto, Romance of the Forest, Mystery of Udolfo etc). In older, iterations of this trope the woman overcomes the temptation maintaining her "purity", however, in more recent trends in gothic media, we see her giving into these temptations because the monster is not really a monster (shape of water) and in some ways is freeing her from the shackles of unreasonable expectations.

What I like about Nosferatu though is that the woman is allowed to give into her sexual desires for a truly abhorrent monster and not only is she NOT admonished for it, she is celebrated for it. She is seen as saving the world. You could make an argument that it's coercive, and that the fate of the world is again at the fate of a man and other spoilers but I was kind of thrilled by the idea that woman gets to give into her sexual desires and still be seen as virtuous.

Anyway at some point I would love to write a full explanation but I'm mildly intoxicated and this is the best I can do right now hahah.

[the-milton-fan-272]

A retrospective

Kermit was a beautiful muppet. Though I only knew him through the Croaker and not in person, his hole and tales of his greatness warmed the hearts of people around the world. His warm, felten heart struck lust and love into the hearts of many. I would like to thank his adoring spouse(s), the Muppet Joker, for sharing his life with us, the good and the bad. People might say it’s crazy to mourn for a muppet, but what the weak see as a lifeless piece of felt, the enlightened see as a being who feels pain and pleasure. I am thankful that Kermit always had someone to penetrate his muppet hole and hold him at night.

Of course, we must talk about his death. Kermit was taken from us by Gerard Way, first rotting in a closet for weeks before being burned in a fiery grave. A tragedy like this has never been known, and to all of us who loved him it is an unimaginable blow. I only hope that he wasn’t aware of the maggots and the rot, and that when the flames licked his felt he could feel only warmth. I hope that it reminded him of the arms of his beloved, that the last thoughts through his green mind were of the life he spent with his lover inside him, sending warm spurts throughout his body.

Kermit lived a good life, if it was short. He had someone who loved him. He had a home, and for much of it he only knew pleasure. I hope that his memory will be immortalized not in his untimely demise, but in the joy he brought every day. Kermit helped to enlighten countless people to the Muppet Transformation Caves. He brought his delicious hole to the now growing muppetsexual community. He led a revolution, and we will not stop now that he is gone. The Muppet Revolution will not end here! We live in unprecedented times, and it calls for unprecedented levels of Muppetfication to solve our problems. In Kermit’s loss will will find new life. We will work to make sure that his sacrifice will not be in vain.

I leave you with the words of our father.

“Don’t fuck with a muppet unless you’re ready for his Sharp Teeth and Wicked Hole!”