#robert falcon scott

[ponkothepenguin]

Made this no good very bad presentation for a powerpoint night one of my friends is hosting! The instructions were to pick literally anything, and, well…. You know.

Sincerely hoping this isn't too insane for the non-polarhead. ah well

[irenydraws]

ancient document discovered while cleaning my desk last night

[finhere]

there’s a certain descent into madness one takes after watching the terror. one minute you’re watching the show with mild interest and the next minute you’re hand painting Robert Scott’s sledging flag to put on your wall

[jeyneofpoole]

first day as a 20th century polar explorer i’m selected to go on the super special sledging trip with my polycule but succumb to scurvy and my preexisting heart condition i will never tell anybody about and they have to carry me back to the ship. second day as a 20th century polar explorer the dominant member of my polycule convinces my favorite boyfriend to vote me out survivor-style and send me home on the invalid ship so i am now a bitter 27 year-old divorceé. third day as a 20th century polar explorer i’m begging wealthy widows for money but my evil gay kleptomaniac brother aids in the theft of the crown jewels of ireland and shames the family so nobody will give me a ship. fourth day as a 20th century polar explorer one of my benefactors makes me bring a huge fuckoff car to antarctica and i run out of space for food so all of my men almost starve and the car doesn’t even work. fifth day as a 20th century polar explorer my evil ex dies and i finally get to go back to the pole but my ship gets fucked and i have to spend 2 years dragging my men home and when i get back the royal geographical society are still publicly cucking me and nobody cares because of wwi. sixth day as a 20th century polar explorer i round up the boys for one last hurrah but die of that same preexisting condition before we can even get anywhere like a #boss. which is also what they call me.

[buildoblivion]

[amundsenxcook]

Antarctica by Derek Mahon (1985)

[shizunification]

some terra nova sketches (+ one bill from discovery)

[kdayshauthor]

me whenever I have to give any kind of book recommendation

[asofterpole]

I hope someone at the [REDACTED] hangs this comic in their cube. 

[reginaldkoettlitz]

save me black and white pictures of dead polar explorers

[nopickls]

The heroic age of Antarctic exploration - after The Terror opening credits

[roaldamundsen]

ye olde chad vs virgin meme

[faworsley]

“Essentially an attractive personality, with strong likes and dislikes, [Scott] excelled in making his followers his friends by a few words of sympathy or praise: I have never known anybody, man or woman, who could be so attractive when he chose.”

Apsley Cherry-Garrard

The Worst Journey in the World

[ponkothepenguin]

in my discoverycule divorce era

[jeyneofpoole]

polar exploration dashboard simulator

🔖 drfreddyc

they call me the attainer. the way i attain these. poles. peary you can suck on my throbbing polar COCK!!!!!!!!

🍐 tearypeary

you will die like a dog

🍒 cherriesgarrard

yayyyyy i love my friends i love the ice yayyyyy this world is so beautiful and true

🍒 cherriesgarrard

MY FUCKING TEETH

🥫 franklinexpeditionofficial

HELP

🥫 franklinexpeditionofficial

HELP

🥫 franklinexpeditionofficial

HELP

⛴️ theotherross

brother i’m on the way

⛴️ theotherross

brother i’ve given up

⛓️ shacklez

my two polar exploring girlfriends. and yes, they traverse the frozen wasteland.

⛓️ shacklez

neverrrrrmind nevermind they fucking unionized the irish can’t have shit fuck this stupid baka life fuck you i hate you both fuckkkk you

🦅 falconscotts

get invalided idiot 🫵🫵🫵

⛄️ pengwilson

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

🇧🇪 degerlache-belgiums-boy

EAT YOUR SLOP LIKE A PATRIOT

🔖 drfreddyc

too late i’m already baking people

❄️ amundzen

i’ve been baked

🪙 le-cointe

honk schnoooo 😴🧨 honk schnoooo 😴🧨

🫀 emile-danco

NO!!!!! MY PREEXISTING CONDITION!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!

🐧 belgicas-pet-penguin

told you so 👻

📜 peglarpapers

eerfreve eht hserf os werg ti c nepo eht c eht c eht

🛷 leopoldmcccclintock

whagttttthe fucckkkjkkkk

🏝️ beecheyislandofficial

🪦🪦🪦

🏝️ beecheyislandofficial

🪦🪦🪦 🪦

🏝️ beecheyislandofficial

um hello?????????

👤 thomas-morgan-deactivated18540522

don’t ask.

❄️ amundzen

dr frederick cook and i shared one beautiful night of passion on the polar ice in 1898 he pretended to be the south pole and i claimed him for norway it was the greatest night of my life but i wish it had hurt more alright commandant i’m just going to slip this under your door feel free to ask followup questions but the answers will be thorough and i will make it as bad as possible for you ok goodnight see you in hell yes i still quit. kill yourself you trifling whore. 📝💋 xoxo

[buildoblivion]

i’m reading worst journey in the world again and I can’t get enough of these little dudes