#THE EXISTENCE OF BOWS AT ALL
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formalwear is funny because femenine formalwear has a lot of room. in femenine formalwear there is almost more creativity with form and color and texture than casual wear. but masculine formalwear is like Here's your two choices............. Tie.....,, or Bow...,,..
#THE EXISTENCE OF BOWS AT ALL#I OOVE BOWS#I LOVE WHEN MEN WEAR BOWS ITS LIKE BRINGING OUT THEIR SILLY#THEIR WHIMSY#ITSBSUCH A RESPECTABLE CHOICE#BECAUSE NOONE WILL TAKE U DERIOUSLY WITH A BOW
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you can put anything on the internet.
#u see what u have to understand about this video. is there is a specific phenomenon when em and i are looking for horrible-concept amvs#and then it occurs to us that surely one exists. and it doesnt. and then these things happen#all for the sake of recreating the serotonin rush of finding bad but weirdly well crafted amvs in the depths of youtube from 10 years ago.#sincerely hope this helps contextualize this 4+ minute lady gaga berserk amv. takes a bow and exits the room#everyone go watch the earlier amv i uploaded today. pls#amvees#flashing cw
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some doodles
#i meant to put the balor one in the previous post but i forgor 😭its in a diff file from the sketch dump i was coloring in so it just didnt#exist in my mind at all. i felt like smth was missing as i was posting it but i couldnt place what hlep#adeline and eiland have been driving me insane lately. expect more of them. probably.#dont minf the last two guys. some concepts for future farms 😋 (pls mind them im crazy abt all my farmers even if they technically dont -#exist yet. pls ask abt them or smth pls im nroaml i can be nroma l i prommy)#fields of mistria#fom balor#sona#im gonna start tagging that i think.#fom eiland#fom adeline#fom elsie#fom farmer#my art#guys can i just say that im so happy that balor is silver n not gold cus otherwise i would have to confront a part of me im not proud of#we shouldnt talk abt it but like yeah jjust know i like his silver and his whole deal#have such a softspot n bias for characters who dont settle anywhere. who never lay down their roots or whatever. who keep their past secret#like oughh hes hitting so many marks#i like hawthorne a lot. hes more developed in my head. and also i like his dead look and hair bows. i have so many ideas abt him man it hur#i promised myself i wouldnt make a new save file til i reached y2 w rory but apperantly errols bday is cursed bc the game has frozen twice#sorry if you read all of these tags. go to my askbox w fom stuff or smth. ask abt my farmers plsplspls pl s jk haha unless. maybe even#gimme drawing reqs for fom in general. ok tyvm ly sorry for yapping. its what i do best
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I love how that person who was like "oh ew a Zionist" also has reblogged posts about not being antisemitic and buying into antisemitic conspiracies while ALSO like.
Reblogging posts about how Israel is a uniquely evil "colonial scar" and how Israel is "murdering children" and like. Literally straight up antisemtic shit.
Leveling criticism at Israel that positions it as a unique evil among all other countries and doing literal blood libel (IE, Israel murders Palestiaian babies in a way no other nation kills children) is FUCKING ANTISEMITIC. Israel is JUST A COUNTRY. It is JUST another nation, doing the shitty stuff that other nations do. And if you find yourself railing against Israel EXTRA hard right now, or ever, in ways that you do NOT rail against other shitty countries that do shitty things (and, I can't believe I have to say this, if you find yourself saying that the kidnap, rape, torture, and murder of any civilian ever is justified because "uwu this radical extremist group is freedom fighters"!) then you're a fucking antisemitic, racist bigot.
Like. It blows me away how so many people don't seem to see that Israel, the Jewish state (whether you agree with how it is run or not, whether you agree with how it came to be or not) gets SO MUCH MORE SHIT than other comparable shitty countries... Come on.
Because the alternative is that you DO see it. That you DO agree with all of those things that are STEEPED in age-old antisemitic conspiracy. And you agree.
#antisemitism#i/p#like#idk how to get it through to people#ESPECIALLY my fellow fucking AMERICANS#that Israel is... Just another shitty country#y'all are nowhere NEAR this loud about other shit going on#and there IS other shit going on#constantly#but i don't see you going after other nations saying they shouldn't exist#i don't see you saying China and everyone in it should be destroyed#fuck#I watched all of you say that we can't blame individual Russian citizens for what Putin and his fucking cronies do#but the SECOND Israel pulls some bullshit#you demand every jew in the world bow down and slurp on your cocks#people gor MURDERED in broad daylight on FUCKING VIDEO that the killers POSTED THEMSELVES#and you denied it happened#and then said well if it did happen they deserve it like#you could not be more obvious in your hatred for my people
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Make me your god, I can give you everything.
#So how about that video huh.#I was all excited for a miserable Luka BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK I LIKE THE UNHINGED DISCONNECT MORE.#alien stage#vivinos#luka alien stage#luka#my art#I've been getting a lot of notes on my last luka drawing from way back when and it reminded me alien stage exists#(My life has been improved exponentially ever since I noticed the large bow on the back of his neck that looks like wings)
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Heeyyy Fiishhhh
So I decided to make a list of how Nu Carnival boys would react to unsolicited dick pics in their mail!
(yes those have to be what, photographs or portraits teehee)
Yakumo: loses his mind thinking that someone could have seen him hold the picture, drops it on the ground as if burnt, quickly snatches it back... (It stays in his panties drawer, (un)safely hidden because he can't make himself destroy it
Olivine: takes it quickly and hides it, looks at it in detail in his room after sermon, does a few *offerings*, jerks off to the memory every now and again (destroys the thing)
Garu: woofs! And goes show it to Eiden
Blade: it takes him a millisecond to determine it's not Darling on the portrait, he sends it in the trash
Kuya: sneers and burns it with his magic
Quincy: leaves it in his mailbox. Does he have one? Idk idk
Edmond: is very much scandalised, destroys the shtick immediately!!!!!🔥🔥🔥 Then thinks about it during lonely nights on patrol (would it be good enough? Too small? Too thin?)😅
Aster: sends out Morvay to find the owner and PUNISH HIM, no one dares messing with the great vampire tycoon!!!!!!
Morvay: his alone time is interrupted by a mad Aster who makes him do the unimaginable and actually go find that dick he's just gotten in the mail?! How come???? (The dick owner is going to come more times than is healthy ☺️ Morvay will make sure of that)
Rei: while he is trying to decide whether the person who sent him the tasteless thing is good enough to use as experiment material, the dick owner gets ambushed by Morvay AND TOTALLY BECOMES WORTH EXPERIMENTING ON yay
Dante: seethes (it's been days, the portrait is long burnt to dust and ashes)
Eiden: laughs and starts reminiscing about the olden days on twitter and such
the DEDICATION of someone sending and delivering a dick pic in kleinverse is ... something to be admired you gotta PAINT that shiet no instant snaps someone gotta DRAW THAT PEEN OUT in METICULOUS DETAIL wrap it up. maybe in a nice lil envelope with ribbons so it gets past the messengers wait for it to physically arrive at someone's doorstep and hope that no one other than the addressee opens the mail
#feesh answer#alternatives: majestic framed portraits. commissioned with the most celebrated painters at the time#or: a napkin with a crude cartoon dick drawn on it#folded up like origami. maybe in the shape of a bird. and sent directly thru someone's window#i'm imagining dante receiving the napkin dick caricature and getting angrier than he ever would receiving a fully rendered painting#if he got the painting he would be like. does someone think the idiot grand sorceror lives here. must have gotten the wrong address#but a lowly dick doodle?! wasting dante's time?! DO BETTER#plot twist: it's rei sending everyone's dicks out like secret santa and seeing how they all react to each other's junk#it's like mix and match!!!! oh the drama you could start#sending a pic of kuya's dick to [randomly assigned recipient]. how will they react#blade busting into the grand hall like DARLING DARLING SOMEONE SENT ME A CUTE DRAWING OF LIL EDDIE'S PP#eiden going ?!?! how do you know what edmond's dick looks like-- wait- who? wahat? A DRAWING?#tbh don't be surprised. i bet blade and rei know what EVERYONE'S dicks look like#blade has xray and pants-ray vision and rei has his ways#or maybe rei has proprietary photocopying technology that he built into blade#and blade was actually in eco-mode while rei was making the copies of all the dick pix#so blade hasn't quite realised that it was indeed rei making copies of everyone's private photos to send out as some sorta psych experiment#everyone gathering in the grand hall trying to return the photo to its rightful owner#photographic memory Blade drawing out the dicks like a full 3D model LOLOLOLOLOL#actually. blade SCULPTING all the dicks like TRUE 3D models#garu will join in and put some cute personal touches on the sculptures#for example. why not put a cute pink bow on aster's? it fits quite well. adds a bit of personality#would rei be able to solve the mystery of aster's missing dick#would he know what it looks like. if it exists#or does he just draw out a mythical dick creature and everyone believes it's aster's because it's the only one without a true Sighting
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Clint Eastwood, John Davis Chandler & Tom Roy Lowe The Outlaw Josey Wales Dir: Clint Eastwood
#<3#the outlaw josey wales#clint eastwood#john davis chandler#mon trésor#tom roy lowe#my gifs#my edit#never been so turned on in all of my bleeping existence#that western bow tie he's wearing...#that's my babygirl#my ray of sunshine#love of my life
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I sort of feel like once walkthrough websites made the transition to being wikis they all went downhill. like they got rid of all their information that's actually clear and concise and easy to find, and now everything links to incomplete wiki articles and it's a struggle to find proper specific guides. maybe I'm just having a very specific experience with zelda
#random stuff#zelda walkthrough websites used to be actual walkthroughs and didn't make you go on a goose chase to find detailed info#look I should be able to look up a minish cap walkthrough and have a list of all possible kinstone fusions available to me#considering it's required for 100%#but is it there? I had to use google get something remotely close to what I wanted because my preferred site didn't have it#like every zelda walkthrough site should have a section listed as 'upgrades' that tells you exactly where to find upgrades!#it actually was missing some massive upgrades because they neglected to include information on things that weren't physical items#half the time you look up an item list and it'll take you to a wiki page that's like 'this is an item that exists'#and you have to click on its own article like#'bow and arrow' takes you to a page for just. bows. bows in every game#and you have to scroll down in order to find the game that you want#and then it just goes 'you are able to get this item at some point'#you'd think that after like 15 years walkthrough sites would have the time to become more and more detailed#and some of them have they've just become 100 times more disorganized
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thinking about scaramouche who, after being defeated by the traveler and nahida, never regains consciousness in teyvat and instead wakes in another world entirely (a world from one of yae publishing house's light novels LOL). at first it seems fine because surely, even if he's reborn, he can still claw his way to the top and attain unfathomable power, yes?
wrong. very wrong.
scaramouche finds that in this particular world he is a nobody peasant working as a measly servant for an all-powerful monarch (you). given his position as a harbinger, he rarely had time to entertain such foolish pastimes as reading silly light novels, so he has no idea what sort of plot this world follows and whether you're a kind-hearted monarch or a tyrant. he supposes he should lie low for now until he learns more about this place and the people in it.
if only it were that easy.
some of the servants are rather cruel to him, and because scaramouche has never truly had to serve others before (rather it was the other way around) he's unaccustomed to the fast-paced lifestyle of a servant. the others like to tease and bully him, making him seem inept by slyly tripping him in the halls when important figures are around or by conveniently forgetting to notify him of his duties for the day so he's left to wander the palace aimlessly. he's scolded nearly every day and he hates feeling beneath everyone. scaramouche is one more "harmless mistake" away from committing the worst atrocity in all of history when he realizes that, if he really wants power, he shouldn't wait around like a fool! he's lord scaramouche, after all! how dare they make a mighty figure such as he get on his hands and knees and scrub mud from the floor tiles?!
his plan is rather simple: if he can work his way up through the ranks of servants and earn your trust, he will have his chance at assassinating you and taking the throne for himself. all he needs to do is become your personal butler and then he'll have far more access to you than he does now. currently, he's only caught glimpses of you or listened in on conversations in which you were the subject. your staff speak so highly of you. perhaps this will be easier than he thought.
but then, on the night of your birthday gala, someone tries to kill you. scaramouche, infuriated that there's someone else who might try to steal his spot at everlasting glory and kingship, is quick to defend you. he's only thinking of his own selfish goals when he does this, but everyone else sees his potential. tonight, he's proven to everyone that he is highly adept in combat. your would-be assassin flees and scaramouche attempts to pursue them, only to lose sight of them as they blend into the inky vastness of the night. he's so frustrated. if he had his power and strength from his original world, that person would have been dead the moment they stepped into his line of sight. he's silently fuming as he stands on the balcony overlooking the forest and town beyond the palace, assessing his next move.
he doesn't get too far into his thoughts before a cheerful round of applause is thundering through the ballroom, and he whirls on his heel, stupefied. they're...cheering for him. for him. because he's saved your life. because he's proven not only loyalty but strength.
scaramouche goes from a nobody servant to a hero in the span of one evening and you, so touched by his quickness to protect, appoint him as a knight. tomorrow morning, bright and early, he'll begin honing his skills alongside the rest of the royal military. this may not have been part of his original plan, but it's a solid start. even if he doesn't become your personal butler, he can work towards becoming one of your few most trusted personal attendants. and now that he has access to weaponry with this newfound position (and has memorized the layout of the palace) he will be unstoppable in his pursuits!
if scaramouche had read the light novel, he would know that it's a romance between monarch and knight. but with his murderous scheme, it's going to quickly become a different genre...
#meraki mumbles#yandere scaramouche#scaramouche from teyvat: i have ended bloodlines. i have brought ruin to all i have encountered. bow to me!!!! >:)#scaramouche in the light novel world: my weapon is a broom and some cleaning supplies. i will end the existence of every stain i see >:)#forgive all of my excessive scaraposting#he's so fine and i need him orz
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Iruma is an invasive species within the Netherworld, and like many invasive species he will conquer if left unchecked.
We know at some point, humans and demons interacted though, at some point, they each became each other’s myths. I propose that the separation was intentional on the demon side, relegating humans to bedtime stories. They did this because they knew a single human could elevate or devastate the Netherworld. Humans are weaker in demons in most ways physically but their real strength lies in their cooperativeness and desire for community, adaptability and perseverance despite adversity.
Right from the start, Iruma has unnaturally succeeded in a world that incredibly hostile to him. And yet from the start be began building relationships. We’ve seen demons don’t have much of a concept of ‘friends’ the closest being ‘allies’. The Misfits individually were lazy and self-centered which is what got them sent to troublemakers class. Only when Iruma reached out and formed positive relationships, created a foreign system of giving and receiving help did they really flourish. With each arc, we see the class cooperating and relying with each other more and more, even in individual events. Its helped them grow exponentially in power and personality and only occurred because Iruma planted the notion that they are stronger together.
Iruma is also extremely adaptable not only from his hectic upbringing but his innate humanity. Despite not knowing the context of what is happening during most of his day, he adapts extremely well. He uses what skills he gained in the human world by tweaking them to suit his needs and picked up new demonic skills (such as using Ali-san’s stored magic) very quickly. Part of the ‘special training’ leading up to the Harvest Festival was forcing the kids to break out of just using their bloodline abilities. Iruma has no power himself and thus isn’t limited in what he uses to complete a task. We’ve seen on a few occasions he wins simply because his opponent is too stuck in a particular way of fighting and thinking. Being able to think on his feet and not just stick to the familiar is what makes him such a fierce opponent.
Finally, we’ve observed that demons on the whole are self-centered and lazy. This is not always the case but overall many lack the ability to pursue or accept change. Even the Six Fingers is all about returning to origins and reviving Delkira, in other words, moving backwards. But since he arrived in the Netherworld Iruma has boldly moved forward. He integrated well into a completely alien environment and not only became popular but powerful very quickly. He worked hard to unlearn an ingrained skill (dodging) to win a contest going head to head with the most powerful student. Even when his fellows wanted to give up, his dedication and well known compassion helped win them the Royal One. He became an expert archer even when his master said most demons gave up, refusing to put in the effort. Challenges that most demons backed down from, Iruma charged on ahead.
Iruma used his ability to bring people together, to adapt to any situation no matter how strange and to see his ambitions through to go from someone who should’ve been eaten on day one to a stand out demon. Iruma himself is a kind, extraordinary young man but he also has a natural advantage in an environment he is unknowingly adapted to. It’s one of the reasons why he will eventually be demon king because who else deserves to stand at the very top than the creature who can outnumber, out-think and outlast any demonic opponent?
#mairimashita! iruma kun#welcome to demon school iruma kun#i have so many iruma thoughts dont mind me#but this has been on my mind since the harvest festival#Bachiko noting that most demons just gave up learning the bow bc it was too hard#humans are stubborn bastards we dont give up demons... not so much apparently#thus the idea that demons and humans are kept seperate bc humans will just overrun demons#despite their demonic physical advantages they just dont have the strength of character to outmatch a human#it really does explain (other than anime logic) why Iruma has consistantly landed on top every time#in a world supposedly out to kill him#I imagine to some older folks learning that Iruma is a human would scare the shit out of them#along the lines of 'human are space orcs' thinking#also sad thought I've had related but didn't quite have the space to talk about#human scent/blood is known to be alluring to demons#despite his perfume one cant completely cover their smell#perhaps some of Irumas popularity is bc demons are unconsciously drawn to him and his yummy smell#just not knowing why#they still love him for being Iruma but it adds a sad lil tang to their relationship#would they even exist had Iruma been the same but in a demon body?#anyway Ive been writing this on and off all day bye
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ID |Get all your vaccines
Travel while we have a functioning DOT
Read and buy books on feminism, anti-racism, pro-lgbt
Attend drag shows
Don't skip any of your classes
Read and buy history books
Find your out-of-state networks
Learn to carry cash
Get birth control solutions
Support the Biden/Harris administration
Postpone large purchases and save money
Be careful of what you say online, like un-ambiguous attacks against the incoming administration, especially in spaces that contain your full name or personal information] end of ID
Nobody. Learned. Their. Motherfucking. Lessons. Books were banned under the Biden/Harris amidnistration this post is telling us to support; the Mothers For Liberty have birthed themselves under the Biden/ Harris administration. The attacks on Black/queer history and content at every schorlaly level, and in libraries ? Biden/ Harris. This includes blue states, by the way. Roe vs Wade not being codified into law after falling apart ? Biden/ Harris administration. Drag Story Hours being threatened with continuous violence ? Biden/ Harris administration. Universities removing queer and Black studies departments ? Biden/ Harris administration.
So maybe, what the Biden/ Harris administration needs, is a whole lot of explaining why they lost from the people and a push towards securing the Department of Education, codifying Roe vs Wade into law, actually taking steps to STOP the Palestinian butchery (the two most vocal representatives in Congress about Palestine won so overwhelmingly that nobody knows who they were up against and nobody cares), lifting all the mask bans, securing an unmovable epidemic care campaign, demands from Universities that they actually work towards redress on a federal level, and guarantee protection when it comes to the use of social media. Throw in impeaching the Supreme Court, actually trying to fix the Voting Right Acts before the next President gets to it, codifying consumer safety into law, striking down SESTA-FOSTA, and crafting barries around the Supreme Court and the way it currently operates.
#stories from the void#my head hurts#my head aches#this is all very despairing#you have two months of an administration you can at least#make demands of#telling them the Democrat Party won't exist without you#but you've given up#and the people refusing to bow to Empire#are the problem
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i just think that Wild should come back to the chain with a magic rock, I mean it's not like he would be the only one with a magic rock, Look at Twi's shadow crystal or Wind's walkie-talkie necklace, and what would we call all of Legends rings if not wearable magic rocks? The ocarina of time? MAGIC ROCK with some holes in it. You know what Hyrule's magic sword is made of? THAT'S RIGHT! MAGIC ROCKS
And guess what was left behind with no explanation in totk, that had a whole quest attached to it that stood in parallel with a bunch of other versions of the same scene where someone gets a magic rock? MINERU'S secret stone, SPIRIT SAGE LU WILD LETS GO
#too many projects but i wanna write a post-totk lu fic where Wild has no arm and a magic rock#and he's really trying his best to learn how to fight with his left arm but it's hard#but he refuses to give up and the other's kinda have to make him stop overworking himself#and it gets to the point where Wild doesn't know what he is except for a swordsman#at least he has a light dragon light bow that he can shoot with his teeth who's arrows just appear out of the air#but being the swordsman and the hero is such a major part of his identity#and hes having to be surrounded by more of the best swordsmen ever to exist and how does he deal with that#i want to give him spirit powers and have him struggle to control them and it's all in the view of the heroes#i just love giving characters new powers that are in fact powerful and forcing them to learn how to deal with them#its so fun#ramblin#lu wild#linked universe#linked universe wild
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#Taylor does not have a beef with Olivia I PROMISE you she does not gaf.#‘Taylor is sooo threatened and jealous of her!’….literally WHAT is there to be jealous of from Taylor’s pov?#I’m not saying that to diss on Olivia at all#I love her!#but Taylor is the most successful artist in the world. I promise you she is not threatened by any other artist on the charts.#especially not a 21 yr old playing arenas. they are in entirely different stratospheres.#and like. yes there WAS a time when Taylor feared being replaced/was terrified of the next new thing#but. considering Point A (she's the biggest current musical act on the planet)#I Do Not Think She Cares Anymore.#Clara Bow is literally ABOUT THIS!!!#in conclusion: the overlap between those fears in her past and Olivia’s rise does not and has not ever existed#AND SHE DIDNT EVEN F-ING SUE HER#Olivia doesn’t talk about her anymore bc 1) she’s prioritizing her own identity as an artist 2) certain stan swifties are bullying losers.#like. i truly think that’s the full story. sorry it's more boring than what the rumor mill has come up with but.#(I’m sorry I just saw a post that pissed me OFF lol)#ts
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For reference, these are the appearances of important recurring 911 characters:
Karen
Josh
Taylor
Lucy
Tommy
#Tv: 911#Tommy Kinard#911 abc#the MO specially for love interests is that they appear in one ep of The Event to remind the audience that they exist#and in the finale because they gotta wrap it all up with a bow#otherwise they appear when they have something going on#which ends up being between 1/3 and 1/2 of the season#(Taylor being an exception - probably bc they pretty much get together and break-up in the same season)#so for Tommy it'll be 8.01 and 8.18. then 4 to 7 more episodes (most likely a total of 6-7 episodes)#we'll see what they do with those but honestly I much prefer him being integrated in the personal storylines first/more#(especially with TPTB working on a spin-off - can't make him too cool; don't want them stealing him from us! :P)
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in s4 it should be revealed that shiv has a teddy bear from her childhood that bears an uncanny resemblance to tom
#Sorry writing something in my head. i like the mental image of them like going thru her old stuff when they go to move to ny#and tom finds like a little box and it's all tidbits from her childhood. a hair bow some dolls maybe a book she really liked#and then there's just a teddy bear wearing the exact same outfit he's wearing right now#and when he asks shiv about it she gets really defensive and denies it exists at all
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i would love if bow and bot could get along and have a more positive sister-like relationship but in my heart i know even putting aside all the identity stuff they just Wouldnt really get along.... bow would be indifferent to bot and bot would really not vibe w/ bow's personality and interests. at best they could be mutual acquaintances who kind tolerate each other but mostly avoid each other like nickel and suitcase
#i dont think bow would have any negative feelings towards bot at all so it would be mostly one-sided once again#with bot avoiding bow at all costs and Bow being like who is this lil freak 🤨#they don't have much in common though.... idk maybe they could find something#i would like to think that they could maybe someday#i mean they have an eternal existence with each other to figure it out right#txt#inanimate insanity
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