#THATS A FORTUNE TELLER

[whumpshaped]

thinking about whumpee who just wants to engage in freaky funtime. they've gone through the horrors and they never want to go through them ever again- but being afraid is so very fun and they're badgering caretaker for it endlessly. but whenever caretaker demonstrates any willingness, whumpee immediately goes "but it'd just be play, right? it'd be pretend?" making caretaker think that maybe it's just not a good idea. whumpee just seems so anxious. it's like they love the idea of it, but any talk of execution makes them recoil.

still, they eventually work out an arrangement. whumpee is jittery as ever, testing out the safeword a thousand times to see whether caretaker would really stop. they say it before and after caretaker is finished tying them to the chair, they ask "but it's all pretend, yeah? you're not mean for real? it's all bluffs?" another hundred times, then they follow it up with "no, i do want this, i do, i just wanna make sure it's not too scary, or real"

and then caretaker gets into the rhythm, and whumpee is immediately captivated. all that nervous energy that should absolutely be there during play like this just vanishes almost without a trace. whumpee looks the calmest they've looked in a long while, and caretaker can barely believe that someone can be this calm watching them play with a knife and throw out threats

[laplaces-lovecraftian-dick]

you know the fact that reimu Dissociates ™ instead of like, desperately attacking the sages (which would be futile and frankly not very reimucore) or trying to go against gensokyo is central to her and something I quite enjoy

cause she still wants to live and she loves the people she loves in gensokyo, y'know. like clearly she cares about gensokyo (as seen in ulil) and to ensure gensokyo is to keep its balance (AKA the very principle on which it functions re: humans becoming youkai)

like sure it would be Great if there were peace but you must do something (in her case not only by conviction but by duty) so that your friends don't get Maimed or worse

(you know, like dying to utsuho / the lunar capital / the beast families / a high school girl)

[natsmagi]

maybe one day i will write a proper natsume character analysis bc i feel like alot of aspects of him can easily go overlooked so i wanna bring some attention to his other qualities that dont get discussed often bc i think dissecting characters is fun !!

[akascow]

anyone who has that samsung Flip phone,, whats the point of the folding feature lmao

besides maybe like being able to set it on the table or smth (and looking cool) ? im trying to see the angle here sorry

bc the only thing that made sense to me when it was first released was just the nostalgia for snapping a flipphone shut after a phonecall with someone HAHA

also when u put it in ur pocket do you fold it ? i mean its twice as thick than having it normal but is that better tho bc its shorter in length ?

is there a good screen protector for them too bc u probably cant get the glass ones right. and the plastic ones dont seem great

these are the questions i ask myself at 430am

[echoesofadream]

i cant believe taekook consulted a fortune teller

[edgybutnotveryedgy]

Me when i find a new unhinged trash anime

[whomst-the-hell]

no magic httyd au where berk is a small town in 1910s europe preparing for the war effort but hiccup, son of the mayor, keeps ~mysteriously disappearing~ then coming back with new skills like increased flexibility and strength and endurance which put him at the top of his legion in training. astrid, previous top dog, takes issue with this. anyway long story short hiccup’s been training with a circus troop, and in the end the whole gang realises the futility of war, particularly the army, which had thus far been romanticised to them by government propaganda and run away with the dragon’s edge circus, who often take supplies to towns in need and help take refugees to safety and even launch guerilla attacks against occupying armies in the towns they visit. hiccup is a flying trapeze artist, astrid is a gymnast, snotlout is a strongman, the twins are a double clown act, fishlegs is a magician.

[eternityservedcold]

everyone who says that if kaky0in lived he would be an spw employee of any kind is wrong. only i am right. (<-- thinks he would be unemployed)

[cursedauxiliary]

I dont think I could play stardew valley bc I just don't really care for any of the suitors

[ylove-bandaesthetics]

Spooky Month Qs #18

18. What’s your favorite Halloween episode of a television show?

✨🖤🎃🧡✨

[sonicnewschannel]

Vel will go for days without sleeping to train or practice for races (which she proudly brags about during interviews). When she was a kid, and before she got into extreme gear, she would do the same thing (on a much smaller scale of course) with running to try and "unlock" her superspeed. Everyone thought it was cute so she doesn't even think it's a bad habit or something she needs to fix.

She also leaves her DIRTY DISHES IN THE SINK INSTEAD OF CLEANING THEM EVEN THOUGH HER PAPA HAS ASKED HER NUMEROUS TIMES TO DO SO-

These are, of course, only a few of her bad habits. She's got quite a few that she picked up from her parents lol

Whats a bad habit you're fankids got?

being too cute for my heart to handle

[rinnstars]

good luck charm!

things they do before a (winning) match

bllk boys x reader (reo, rin, sae): fluff, drabbles, pro!player, not proofread + likes n reblogs are appreciated!

reo mikage:

reo’s always thought of superstitions stupid: the way his parents ask fortune tellers about specific dates and time for certain events from business investment to even when to host meetings, the way his friends would follow superstitions told by their parents from crossing their fingers before receiving their results to avoiding cracks at the pathways in school, the way he recluntantly follow them because its “tradition”. but maybe he’s no different from them, he thinks. its the big match: one that will decide whether he’ll prove his father wrong - the world cup finale. he’s anxious: his hands are all sweaty and shaky as he puts down his water bottle, water still dripping from it from the mouth of it, his heart is beating the fastest its ever had as though he’s about to have a heart attack, and his mind is hazy with self-deprecating thoughts that practically chain him to the seats. he closes his eyes and tries to slow his breathing, he has only a few more minutes left before he has to get on field, a few more minutes before he either makes it and becomes a professional footballer or break it and be enchained to his family company for the rest of his life.

superstition. good luck charms. reo’s getting desperate, he’ll take whatever at this point. whether its removing that polaroid of you from the back of his phone to trace with his shaky fingers and press his lips against, or placing the cold matching necklace with you against his palm to cool his nerve down to focus onto the freezing sensation over the beating o his heart, or even taking your spare candies from his bag to chew on one or two. and he’ll let the sweetness burst in his mouth: ignore the drying of his mouth as he walks out on field, ignore shakiness of his entire being, ignore his heart failing him.

and when reo kicks the last goal, his eyes instantly search for yours in the crowd of people, recognising you within a few seconds amongst the millions cheering. and he thinks: you might just be his guardian angel, after all its with you that hes able to win. and perhaps, that cold necklace might calm him down more if it was a ring on his fingers, he gets real fidgetive before a match after all.

itoshi rin

in contrast to what others think, rin’s a nervous wreck before a match, especially one where hes now competing against his brother: no longer part of blue lock, but in a team, on the global stage. hes insecure, he knows he’ll never compare to sae, hes aware of that since he was a little kid he thinks by the countless of golden awards that people credit sae for rather him, countless of opportunities only given to sae and never to him. and his usual routine is thrown out of the window: he cant just rely on just motivsting himself to perform by thinking of those burning feelings im his chest, cant just rely on pure instincts he thinks as his legs turn into jelly, cant rely on himself solely. its not the first time either he feels like this: in his first match thst he won the night sae came back home for the first time, in his match at blue lock against u20 japan team, and now in his match against real madrid in the world cup finale. proving sae wrong: thats what hes been working on for the entirety of his teensge life, but for once, hes not so certain anymore. rin feels like a little kid, he feels lost, and he could run away: the door has always been open, and its not as though sae hasnt cursed him to this.

and rin’s spiralling again, the ring of his braclet that he bought with you the day before he first ever entered blue lock brings him back to reality: sitting on the bench in the locker room all alone when his other teammates are all chatting amongst themself a little further away from him. rin should go soon, he looks up at the clock, a few more minutes before showtime. and as always, like clockwork, he opens his phone and plays his favourite voice memo: one where you simply wish him good luck, telling him you believe he’ll win in that same cheery tune that he misses.

and when rin kicks the final goal, the world stops. silence, before the chant of the crowd overwhelms his ears and his teammate throw him on his shoulders: he made it. and yet, for the first time, instead of looking at his brother for validation, for his praise, for his reassurance: he finds you in the crowd and all he can think is now hoping you can rerecord that good luck message, maybe a video this time. after all, if your voice recording can help him to score two goals, he might just ace his next match with a personalised video from you: but for now, he’ll dedicate this win to you with a kiss to yours and his necklace.

itoshi sae

its just another match for sae: and yet he feels totally drained out compared to usual. no doubt, he’s lost his spark and passion that he used to hold on to tightly when he was a teenager, and he’s been playing simply for the sake of it. and maybe its tthe back to back matches that weighs him down like stones, or maybe its homesickness, missing everything he wants to chase back now that hes all grown, or maybe its simply the usual nervousness before a match. deep down, depsite his ambitions, hes insecure: hes no genius, he knows, it was a bitter revelation he finds out when he leaves, crying silently in the bathroom with no one around him but geniuses, and maybe it lingers in him: that hes never truly accepted his mediocrity. yet, he knows every and any match matters: he should get up now, join his teammates in those cheers, or at least get himself ready for the match starting in a few minutes instead of wallowing in his own misery, hogging the seats in the locker room. hes got all his usual routine done too: wearing the socks you bought him when he first came back from spain, stretched the way he was taught to, drank the water he needed to in the cute little water bottle he matches with you — but hes still missing something.

sae thinks its silly, he only does this ritual whenever its a big match, and this match is nothing special. logically, the opponents are much weaker and even at his current state, he’ll likely win them still. but he supposes he can indulge a little, after all its almost 6 months since hes seen you: with the season having started at the start of your internship. a minute before the match begins, and he hurriedly presses yours and his promise necklace onto his forehead as though a prayer and he walks with his teammates onto the field.

and when sae assists in the final goal, he smiles unconsciously in contrast to his usual self: he wonders if youre watching and he knows the answer when he opens his phone and sees you send a photo of news article speculating of his and yours promise necklace debut to the football world. he looks at the date, one more week, one more match until he gets to see you again — he cant wait already, but maybe while hes here in spain, maybe he should get you something special.

[the-family-fortune]

IDEA GOT.

[crimsonbubble]

am i delusional or did the fortune teller just confirm that yunho and hongjoong are mostly just doms while mingi and jongho are too timid/soft to do anything 😭 while seonghwa is just happy to help where he can (even if it ends up not being as helpful or practical as he could be) while san is just a big baby who just wants to make others happy i can’t 😭😭😭 (ik it’s me be delulu 🖐🏽😞) (im also aware that a of it are things atinys can see by just actually watching ateez content and how they interact with each other but usually when it comes to fortune/tarot readers company’s try and chose people who don’t know their artist it seems) now im just yapping 🧍🏽‍♀️

- 🪼

THATS EXACTLY WHAT THE FORTUNE TELLER SAID ‼️‼️

to sum it up (in freak terms); hj + yh are doms with authority, jh + mg are sub tops, san (and possibly sh) are akin to service tops 🤞🤞

wy + ys seem to be wild cards 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️

[jennrypan]

..librarian x Jason Todd 👀

I'm so right. Walk with me. (First meeting!)

Imagine..being in an old library where you take care of so many books and keep trying to get people to come in, enjoy the literature but it's Gotham, everyone's far too focused on staying clear of the various villains to try and stop by to read an old book.

You contemplate closing it..maybe find a job in..who knows, a bank teller?

That idea just puts a different expression on your face and you huff quietly to yourself..you were so patient about your books and the history of this library but it was old..and no one seemed to care for libraries anymore, the building had graffiti all over the outside of it- which you tried to clean as best as you could..only for it to be dirtied once more and the windows were always getting broken by various hoodlums and one stray weapon at one point..fortunately the villains never seemed interested in some run down library so that was never an issue, but that didn't mean anyone came inside.

Until..a large figure came hurtling in through your windows..creating a huge mess of glass and wood before it landed on the floor with a thud and an annoyed grunt, you were so close to questioning the figure..a bat half way into your grasp before you noticed the bright red helmet.

"God dammit..Ivys not playin' fair."

His voice was almost..robotic? Deeper than any humans had any right to be, and you could only watch as Redhood, the Redhood stood in your library and simply dusted himself off, muttering to himself and slowly..you stepped back- you had no real negative opinion about the man but he wasn't someone you dreamed of meeting..no famous person in Gotham was anyone you wanted to meet in all honesty..they bought trouble.

Redhood tapped something on his helmet, muttering something under his breath- you briefly caught the words 'Nightwing' and 'Don't you fucking laugh' but you didn't intend to lean closer to figure out the full extent of that conversation, mostly focused on blending into the shadows of the dimly lit library..and worrying about how the Hell you're gonna fix your window this time..the window area was practically gone now cuz the guy was huge! So it might as well be a hole and you can't run a business with a hole! Everyone already thinks you're closing-

"Oh shit, I didn't know anyone was still in here."

The sudden statement caused you to near jump in the air..clutching your bat to your chest as you stared at the man who's head had turned to you..the bright white eyes of his helmet near gleaming and you wished you could see his expression to see what he was thinking.

His head tilted ever so slightly and when he did..thats when you realized you were simply staring at him unblinking like an idiot.

"Uhm-! Are you gonna pay for the window?"

Those were the first words that left your lips with your voice raising in pitch..and you immediately cringed a little, letting out a nervous cough.

There was a beat of silence before a low snort came from Redhood, his head turning towards the man sized hole he had created.

"Oh, sure."

He replied, and you were left staring at him again..blinking like an owl.

"..Sure?"

You repeated, watching as the man adjusted his jacket..black combat boots crunching over the glass shards that littered the ground, taping his helmet again..no longer paying you any mind at the moment.

"Yeah yeah..I hear ya, I'm on my way- got thrown into some.."

Redhood muttered, you could practically hear him rolling his eyes before his head tilted back..he was looking over at the shelves of books.

"Library?..huh."

You squinted a little at that. This was clearly a library! It may be run down and spooky but it had great books!

"Does that helmet make it hard to see?"

You grumbled under your breath, immediately tensing when the white eyes became trained on you..your mouth snapping shut as you gave him a nervous, thin lipped grin.

"Funny..anyways..I'll pay for the window."

Redhood reiterated, and all you could do is slowly nod and hum in acknowledgement- giving him a small thumbs up.

"Oh! Thanks? I mean you did..break it with your body, but thanks! Thats.."

There was another little chuckle from him before he climbed back through the hall not even letting you finish stumbling over your words! You clicked your tongue a little as you slowly set down your bed..walking towards the broom and dustpan to clean up the mess he left.

He's definitely not gonna pay you back..he's got other shit to be doing anyways.

Guess you got some saving to do.

[kiddotarot]

kpop numerology analysis and fact ✨️

Here is some analysis and reserch on kpop idols stage names , birth dates, places and cities. how according to numerology there luck work for them .

Lalisa

( source: internet)

NAME = Lisa changed her name after a fortune teller advised her and she add " La " in front of her name to support it .[ La (4 ) lisa (8)] = 4 is represents rahu and 8 represents ketu .Number 8 is a quiet, calming, and peace-giving number for number 4. Both numbers are law braker , unconventional and rebellious number 8 provide security and 4 develop its own power. Number 8 is so powerful umber can give success in half of her life and kal yug is governs by rahu so its just easy for her . The sum of her whole name is LALISA is 3 governs by Mercury bring popularity, fame , humor, make person sociable its also bring harmony and bring great success.

( source: internet)

BIRTH DATE = Her psychic number is 9 ruled by mars make her hardworking , intense and determined toward her goal , great thing is that thats its also compatible with her Name number (3) and they work together. Whenever she put her will its going to work for her in all wreas of her life . Its also make her courageous and adventurous loving .

DESTINY = Her destiny number is 2 well is not so good its represents moon but its also give a sense of great self respect and precise them with great well mannered. They belive in " Behave with others like whats they Behave with you " . But they are favored by great freinds and followers and family and if her moon is well placed in her chart it give more positive result and make her devoted toward her partner.

V

( source: internet)

NAME = I am not surprised that his stage name is ruled by Venus is more stable for musician, artist and dance. Its provide him popularity and fame and make him sociable and loved by a big amount of peoples.

BIRTH DATE = He born on 30 December 1995. His psychic number is 3 its make him popular, bold , hardworking and self confident. Its also indecate that in the bigning of carrer he is going to faced struggle but struggle going to be beneficial for him after some time. Most important thing is that is also very compatible with his name number which is a plus point .

Destiny number = Again 3 He is very luck cause he have a (333) combination in his date of birth which give him a great push and make him connected with universe. Alone 3 can be problematic but triple 3 brings whole universe to help him. This destiny number make him warm-hearted, generous, fair, trustworthy, and make money through their magnetic personality and charming behavior. And his Name number 6 make him relax , charming and a popular person with beauty and chrm with luxury.

BONUS POINT = Seoul is also represents by 6 number venus so its beneficial for both artist in there career. They have immense growth after shifting seoul.

Hope you like it.