#THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

HI YOU WERE THE FIRST AROACE ACC I FOUND THAT ALLOWED AND I NEED TO TELL SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STAT

I WAS READING FANFICTION AND I REALISED, 'hold on how does kissing actually work??' SO I GOOGLED IT AND THERES A BUNCH OF WIKIHOW TO KISS THINGS AND IM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LMAO BC ITS THE NIGHT WHERE I AM IDK ITS JUST FUNNY TO ME

ANYWAY HAVE A NICE (whatever time it is wherever you are), IM NOT GOING TO SLEEP BUT NIGHTY NIGHT

that is hilarious lmao

[ancarumlosna]

4-6 weeks oh buckle in this is about to SUCK😭

[just-some-random-blogger]

why is it so hard to ask for help? how to ask for help? how? pls... help

[i-love-tubbs-the-cat]

we all have so much time you know

[cunthq]

babe…

[last-answer]

i learned smth new today

[chaoortu]

GOD THE BULLIED NICK FIC IS TAKING OVER MY BRAINCELLS WHY DID I OPEN THIS CAN OF WORMS

[fairsweetlonging]

imagine an au where shen yuan transmigrates into a blank slate npc with very little system involvement, traveling around for a while until he's found by yue qingyuan and taken back to the sect because apparently shen qingqiu went missing around his transmigration period and shen yuan looks exactly like him, so it must be him, but then a few weeks later when he's just settled in on the peak and accepted his fate the real shen qingqiu shows up who was just on vacation and everyone forgot.

now there are two shen qingqiu's, one of whom is the real one and the other an amnesiac they gaslighted into believing he is shen qingqiu.

anyway—shen qingqiu has a new didi now!

[stilitrash]

The dynamic I never knew I wanted but definitely needed

[courtesanofdeath]

I want to save up 20 million yen before I hit retirement age, but I don't like working overtime. I'll be leaving work on time, if you don't mind. Let's get this over with.

[infinitelystrangemachinex]

massages forehead So Ambessa hid Mel away because she was a weapon in the literal sense, a mage. But Ambessa came to Piltover for Hextech? And Ambessa had nothing to say to Mel about her powers having visibly awakened? Even when Mel offered to go with Ambessa, giving her the ultimate opportunity to make Mel a weapon for real? And Ambessa made no attempt to find or retrieve Mel - not just her daughter and the remnants of the family Ambessa professes to love, but also her ultimate weapon - when she disappeared? And Ambessa trusted Singed and Viktor on their home turf - neither of them hiding how insane and self-serving they are with every reason to take over Ambessa's soldiers or just blatantly turn on her as soon as it benefits them - more than she trusted Mel? While Caitlyn (and by extension Piltover) was visibly and clearly falling away from Ambessa's teachings before Ambessa's eyes? (as if getting rid of certain people allows piltover to get rid of fascism but we won't get into All That)

Not only do I struggle to be hyped for Mel's powers beyond how amazing and beautiful she looks, but I can't help but feel like Mel is somehow less powerful in season 2 than she was in season 1, and not in an interesting way. As if Mel's ability to bend all of Piltover politics and economics to her will in season 1 now means nothing in season 2? You can argue that Jinx's attack led directly to Mel losing ground in Piltover - because I expected Mel to have to claw back that power without being able to rely on people who are too easily seduced by Ambessa and authoritarianism, and she would have to get creative to go toe to toe with her mother. I expected pushback to her mage identity that she would have to navigate. But instead this went either unwritten, or was ignored or discarded. Instead Mel is removed from the main plot, cutting her off from what made her the most interesting - only for all of Mel's very real talents, her very real powers and abilities, to be not only translated but REPLACED with magical powers she doesn't know how to control, and by the finale, those magic powers are the only powers that are considered real. Mel takes a backseat to Piltover's governing and decisions, a backseat to Jayce of all people who was not only new to politics mere months ago but made poor governing, strategic, and diplomatic decisions when he had that power. In season 1 Mel stayed off the "throne" but she did pull its strings one way or the other, and she makes no attempt at this in season 2

In my least generous suspicions, Mel was gentled and quieted to capitulate to an agenda for other characters who had to be correct and heroic - or wrong and villainous - no matter what the leadup narrative said, given her powers to help sell the game and set up future shows, and was effectively ejected from the Arcane story with faceless soldiers and a role she doesn't want because she was inconvenient there

[kooppss]

Does someone know a spa that offers this treatment?

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[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

dead blondes

[yeetthatkolibri]

My fave dynamic tbh

[haleyusesherwords]

I appreciate that everyone thought Tango would take its easy this season after Decked Out. Go full grumpy old man, murdering anyone who bothered him. Yet here he is… building a redstone mail delivery service with dynamic chunk loading while still in his starter base.

Meanwhile, TCG mastermind and map connoisseur VintageBeef is *this* close murdering Iskall for touching his farmhouse walls.

[snonkerdoodlefizzy221b]

THE PLANE

IT SAYS WILLS

NOT WELLS

HIS NAME IS MERLIN WILLS

TG 86 ❤

Pete Maverick Mitchell 😍❤