welcome, benign life forms. the name's fizzy
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'' finding the bomb is not gonna matter unless we have the detenator.''
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alternatives to “i want to die”:
i want things to change
i want a different life
today was a shitty day/week
i don’t want to live like this
i want to be somewhere else in life
i’m not where i want to be yet
+ much more
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´´so how did i do?'' '' i never had any doubt.''
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the strongest case for bisexual ethan hunt is that both women AND men he’s trying to save keep dying in front of him
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A while ago, I was talking with a coworker (@kogarerove on IG) about their art. They said "I could draw you Tom Cruise holding a guinea pig." I said "HELL YEAH TAKE MY MONEY."
I picked my rainbow pig Jujubee because we were together her entire life; we were extremely close.
I got it today. It's perfect.

I can't wait to display this. 😍
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hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off
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TIL about Tom Cruise helping NASA to redesign its website. (x,xx)
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the male womb is just located deeper in the man. uou have to try harder
#hey prev why'd you tag it like that#--prev#🎀#it fits 💀#(for context the tag was:)#pregnant ethan hunt
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Bravo and Echo's appearances beyond the movie. I'll have to do a part 2 because there's so many.
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Funniest part of MI7 was Degas trying to urge people to move and Briggs going full American and just firing a gun into the air
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ethan cunt. sorry, i mean ethan cunt. cunt. cunt. ethan cunt. cunt. cunt. HUNT. ETHAN HUNT.
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3 more months until Benthan endgame

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Hey. Your brain needs to de-frag. Literally it needs you to sit there and space out.
If you want your memory or executive function to improve, stare out a window at the skyline or sidewalk or trees or birds on the electrical wires for like 20+ minutes per day. (With no other stimulation like a podcast or TV if you can manage but hey baby steps innit). If you're fortunate enough to have safe outside with any bits of nature, go stare closely at a 1 meter square of grass and trip out on the bugs and shapes of grasses and stuff.
Literally this will make you smarter. Our brains HAVE TO HAVE this zone out time to do important stuff behind the scenes. This does not happen during sleep, it's something else.
That weird pressurized feeling you get sometimes might be your brain on no defrag.
Give your brain a Daily Dose Of De-Frag.
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