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[teddybeartoji]

@hayakawalove @lxnarphase @ohimsummer @p00pdev1l

18+ MDNI - gn!reader

suguru gets off on being a little gross, pushing you to your limits just to see how far you'll let him go

the first time he comes home from the gym, his damp tank top clinging to his torso, you still wrap your arms around him and pull him into a kiss. you'd never seen him like this, his hair frayed, muscles bulging against the skin of his arms, as you breathe him in.

he smells hot, like sweat and musk, and maybe you lingered a bit too long as you buried your head in his chest, or inhaled through your nose a bit too audibly, but god you want to crawl inside his clothes and live there.

suguru, of course, just chuckles as he runs his fingers through your hair.

when his palm settles on the top of your head, you let him push you onto your knees, now eye-level with the black basketball shorts hanging temptingly low on his hips. when your eyes meet his, his suave persona falters for a moment when he sees the innocence behind your gaze; maybe that’s why he pushes you forward, leaning into his growing bulge, because how could he not when you looked so adorable, so submissive?

his breath hitches when your eyes flutter closed, breathing in his scent. when your lips part to place open-mouthed kisses along his length, a low groan rumbles in his throat. you just look so sweet on your knees, tongue lolling out as you lazily lick at him through the cloth. when he sees the growing wet patch forming, a mix of your spit, his precum and sweat, his grip on your hair tightens, drawing you forward. you nearly whine at the combination of senses: it’s so intoxicating, so him.

a sly grin tugs at his lips as he watches you make out with his hardening cock through the dirtied shorts - maybe he can push you farther than he thought.

a/n: i'm sorry idk what this is either

[cherubheartz]

you guiys remember the cupcakes creepypasta?? yeag

[gracie-rosee]

HOFAS spoiler*

Nesta finally getting the parental love she has longed for her entire life!!!!

I don’t care what you think about Nesta! Let her have this!!! 😭

[commsroom]

every day is the worst day of his life and he's so tired and he hates his job and they won't even let him smoke cigarettes (by @kalidels)

[kj-beastboy]

Hell yeah dude congrats on the mini human!!! If you’re craving chocolate chip cookies, brownies etc but don’t want to worry about a messy kitchen after, there’s a few ways to make single servings in a mug in the microwave and a few of them don’t use egg if you’re worried about things like salmonella and any other health concerns that come with not using a conventional oven. Also, if you REALLY want another layer of protection, heat treating flour can kill a lot of harmful stuff as well for extra peace of mind. Either spread a thin layer on a cooking sheet and bake at ≈150°C (converted from freedom units lol) for 10 minutes, or you can nuke a bowl of it in the microwave for 30 second intervals, stirring occasionally.

I know when my mom was having my sister years ago, she had to be careful about things that were normally okay before and my dad would take a couple extra precautions when cooking for us.

I’ve also seen packets of Betty Crocker mix in stores marketed as “(X) in a mug” (the blueberry muffins are my favorite personally)

They’re marketed as just “Mug Treats” and so far I’ve seen one with Hot Fudge Brownie, one with Soft Chocolate Chip Cookie, and another with Funfetti.

Whew, sorry for the yapping 😅 I just remembered you mentioned craving chocolate and sweets so I thought I’d share with the class in case you wanted baked goods quickly and without all the mess afterwards.

Congrats again on the pregnancy, and don’t let the bastards get you down👏 you’re doing awesome

THANK YOU this is godsent, omg🙏🏻😭💗

I'll share it for everyone who's also pregnant or just hungry for no reason🫡 this is amazing and easy (and I'm a great cook and baker! I love being in the kitchen) I made one a week ago and then I made 5 more (aka my own mom made them with/for me) and I said it was literally the best thing my taste buds have ever witnessed in that moment. it really hit the spot. we also threw some cherries from a jar in that bih and it's🤌🏻 chef kiss

I should have put some empty mugs around him but this still conveys an accurate picture of what my past few weeks looked like

[pineappical]

commission for @cristinadrawss TYSM for being so patient!!! 🥺🥺💛

[dedfly]

Let me give Shadow Milk a BIG, WET, SLOPPY KISSES ALL OVER HIM PLEASE, I LOVE UR ART ALSO 🙏🙏🙏🙏💖💖💖💖

Oh this one is a little too sloppy

[lavandaray]

MY BOOOOOOOOY !!! Thank you so much!!! This was so awesome to wake up to ❤️❤️❤️❤️

my secret summer gift for @lavandaray!! sorry it took a while 😭 I had alot of fun drawing alyan, his story and his powers are so cool!!!

[aaeeart]

ur kanan jarrus art is superior

you caused me to giggle and kick my feet and lo and behold I ended up with another drawing of him pfpbfb

edit1: I was told he's not doing his shirt proud, had to fix that of course

[darlingcloudie-9]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KANAO TSUYURI I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!!! :heart:

[triptychofvoids]

I love the way you draw Medic, he’s just so perfect in your style 💕 and thanks of course for not making him a twink, I’ve seen too much fanart like that 🥹

danke sehr~ im glad you all like it!!

[smilysstuff]

thank u SO much for carrying tuckington fanart like this, i LOVE all ur work <3

GDUXBDINL🥺🥺 The brainrot with tuckington gets to me sometimes, and I mean all the times..

I shit you not I used the gacha club ver as reference

[shkika]

Since my wrist is killing me and I can't draw, have my ramblings about machines having souls and being able to become husks and also just Ultrakill thoughts! Predictions about the ending if you squint??

im just having fun here

Like I'm so deranged about how machines being intelligent and actually conscious is handled in Ultrakill. The build-up, even if accidental(?), is SO SO CLEVER and gradual (as gradual as ultrakill can get). How that fits into the overall narrative and how the tragedy of this game manages to be so awesome??

First with how I love the way "Machines are living beings" idea is handled. It starts from the introduction and establishes the world so well in so few words it's so lovely. You get introduced to the machines as war weapons. They need blood to survive and humanity has been eradicated. That's all you need to know.

You start with the basic information that these machines don't want to die. Which makes sense, it doesn't have to mean they are actually alive. It makes sense a machine would look for any way possible to keep itself running to continue doing it's job.

And then immediately in the prelude you meet the Swordsmachine. A part of a specific group of machines the terminal calls "scrapheads" which modify their own bodies. While at first that does not ring as anything that's especially noteworthy. A machine trying to upgrade itself is nothing unheard of. It's to be better, stronger, more efficient.

Except that's not exactly what the Swordmachine design is about according to the game. It is mentioned to have very impressive combat prowess compared to other machines, however what it is also referred to as is "beautiful". The design is appreciated almost like a piece of art. And some of it's parts don't even wield a practical purpose, the mentioned example being it's voice box.

It is not ONLY about utility. It is also about art!!

Alright. That's interesting. Let's give an even more outrageous example. Skipping Limbo for now, there is lust where we are introduced to Mindflayers. Which?? Are so wild??? And mysterious? We don't know what and when they were made for (ALTHOUGH I VERY MUCH HAVE HEADCANONS ABOUT IT) their bodies are described as completely seperate and useless to the machine. And yet it is stated they act very lovingly and take care of their bodies. So much so in fact that they SELF-DESTRUCT if it is harmed.

V2 in the first fight is a rival to you as any other machine, however once it's arm is stripped away from V1 the confrontation becomes PERSONAL. The second fight is not simply about the lack of resources anymore. It is to reclaim what was lost. Whether that be the arm or something else. Even the very terminal entry itself calls it revenge.

And of course. With Violence it is revealed that with all of this. Machines can also make other forms of art like poetry. Which is even more interesting is that the machine which did that was first EVER machine to use blood mind you. An extremely old design, yet it could make art to express it's feelings.

Machines are capable of modifying, changing, expressing and LOVING themselves. They make art and some are frequently seen attacking you in groups! Those are clearly intelligent beings. And I mean. Duh. everyone playing Ultrakill knows that. Obviously. Like. Yeah.

So then why isn't the fact that these walking weapons probably have souls more discussed? What makes a soul? Why would machines not have them? If they can do all that people can on an emotional level.

And what happens when these machines die? What exactly is stopping them from ending up hell? Obviously heaven is unobtainable. Their very reason for existence, is to cause pain and suffering. The means through which they need to keep themselves alive is to cause suffering. It makes sense they'd all become hells beloved children. Doing what is in their nature is an art form to it.

What's even more is that the game itself supports the idea that some are souls. Surely hell cannot create them since everything made by hell are demons, which are very easy to recognize by the stone exterior.(?? unless im wrong??)

And there is no feasible way for machines like the Guttermen and Earthmovers to be their actual living counterparts. On a basic level they LACK the means to be alive. The people inside the Guttermen need to be alive in order for them to function. When opening them in-game they are just skeletons. Nobody has been supplying them with blood for a long time. Because it's hell. The game itself states that death is a luxury in hell. It does not happen easy.

Earthmovers need sunlight to power them. And the game specifically put them in an area that is clouded. There is none to be seen in violence. No they are just trapped in place, forced to shoot each other for all of eternity.

Machines, when they die… go to hell! Probably!

Some of the machines you kill, perhaps reccuring enemies go to hell (Thank u l@/little-tornad0 for the addition hehe)

When you die.

You respawn! Hell keeps you going. Hell wants torture. Hell wants bloodshed. Hell wants entertainment and you are the purest form of it.

It makes me think a lot about the potential ending of the game. About the themes. I don't think this means inherently that hell is a perfect self-sustaining organism that can go on like this forever. Gabriel says machines are destroying it and leaving nothing behind. Things are clearly going south in some way. And it'd fit the themes better if it was all going to uh.. hell lol. If it was all going to collapse. From the main theme of the game literally being "The fire is gone" to the name of the last chapter literally being named "Godfist suicide"

Also for what it's worth the Mirage secret is awesome meta-commentary on the idea that everything will die. Everything is destined to end. It is up to you how your each that end.

I think this is what Ultrakill will kind of be about at the end maybe. Gabriel will die out with a bang doing what he wants.

V1 itself is clearly NOT killing efficiently to survive, but for fun. Before it all ends. It's going out with a bang.

And with no new humans or machines that can enter hell in the long run. Perhaps it's very being too will decide it wants to go out with a bang.

In short. uh machines have souls. everything will die but not in a sad way. but in a very cool awesome way. thats pr awesomesauce

[its-a-me-mango]

Hey I just want to say that you’re my favorite artist so here’s a cookie

OMG YAAAAY YIPPIEEEE IT'S VERY YUMMERRRRRSSSS THANK YOU SO MUCHHHHH WAAAAA :'3

[thedeadthree]

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[darkcloudsatnight]

The emotional support helmet party doodles you needed <3

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