#OHHHH THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[teddybeartoji]

@hayakawalove @lxnarphase @ohimsummer @p00pdev1l

18+ MDNI - gn!reader

suguru gets off on being a little gross, pushing you to your limits just to see how far you'll let him go

the first time he comes home from the gym, his damp tank top clinging to his torso, you still wrap your arms around him and pull him into a kiss. you'd never seen him like this, his hair frayed, muscles bulging against the skin of his arms, as you breathe him in.

he smells hot, like sweat and musk, and maybe you lingered a bit too long as you buried your head in his chest, or inhaled through your nose a bit too audibly, but god you want to crawl inside his clothes and live there.

suguru, of course, just chuckles as he runs his fingers through your hair.

when his palm settles on the top of your head, you let him push you onto your knees, now eye-level with the black basketball shorts hanging temptingly low on his hips. when your eyes meet his, his suave persona falters for a moment when he sees the innocence behind your gaze; maybe that’s why he pushes you forward, leaning into his growing bulge, because how could he not when you looked so adorable, so submissive?

his breath hitches when your eyes flutter closed, breathing in his scent. when your lips part to place open-mouthed kisses along his length, a low groan rumbles in his throat. you just look so sweet on your knees, tongue lolling out as you lazily lick at him through the cloth. when he sees the growing wet patch forming, a mix of your spit, his precum and sweat, his grip on your hair tightens, drawing you forward. you nearly whine at the combination of senses: it’s so intoxicating, so him.

a sly grin tugs at his lips as he watches you make out with his hardening cock through the dirtied shorts - maybe he can push you farther than he thought.

a/n: i'm sorry idk what this is either

[hayateyagami]

ohhhh why is he soooooooooooooo

[dashielldeveron]

sleep over asks!1!!

kiss, marry, kill - soulmate troupe shinsou, aizawa or mystery last route guy

out of all the troupes you’ve written which of the soulmate signifiers would you most like to have in irl?

has there ever been a character that you’ve had an idea for a soulmate troupe but haven’t wanted to write for them?

if you end up doing little vignettes who’s route are you looking forward to updating/revisiting the most?

which chapter is most similar to upcoming mystery guys chapter?

AAAAAAAA I’m dying to know if my speculation is correct, ur killing me with anticipation!! Also I got stupid times wrong and I’ll literally be at stupid work when the chap is posted!!! IM DEAD 😭😭😭 but at least I’ll have a big 60k word fic to read when I come back. Girl I’m going to be soooooooooooooo annoying once I read it ur going to know all my thoughts on the masterpiece that it is. Maybe a can start reading at work if I rlly can’t wait . Boss makes dollar, i make dime, i read fanfic on company time

kiss, marry, kill: ohhhh, i hate this. i wish you had asked me after the canon versions of these characters; it'd be easier. oof oof oof okay. soulmate-trope!version of secret character is probably the best kisser...god i can't believe i'm saying this. i can't believe i'm saying this. but GOD i think i'd have to marry aizawa bc of how safe, extremely secure, and cared for we could feel with him, how it feels like he's got everything under control........and i can't believe this, but i'm saying i'd kill my current favourite character in the whole franchise. jesus. jesus christ. oh my god. shinsou i'm so sorry. do you still want me

which soulmate bond i'd want: not the bakugou-pain bond, bc i don't get into physical alterations with anyone. names or first words aren't too fun but are very safe. i have a lot of tummy issues, so i wouldn't want to share that pain with anyone. i really like the idea of aizawa's, esp. the pink marks, but shifting while driving could be deadly--same with dabi's bond. honestly lol i think i like thinking about aizawa's the most, but in reality i'd like the one with tomura, because then we'd always be able to find everything.

huh! i wouldn't say there are other characters i could see a route for and didn't want to write. heck, i was gonna stop the series with shinsou, and because i got ideas, we have three extra routes. there is a type of soulmate bond that i was entertaining the idea of but haven't utilised--i was considering making reader and love interest suddenly have ABO statuses. and like. they are the only people in the world with ABO statuses. i was thinking about the shame around being biologically fated to be extremely sexual--in a way that's perverse to the rest of the world--and have them have to sneak around and try to suppress their new urges, and stuff--because it would be a world where 1) they didn't grow up with ABO stuff, so it's like a horrible second puberty with no answers anywhere, and 2) it's worse bc no one but each other can relate to what they're going through. and then some sexy, sexy doubts about whether or not they actually are soulmates, because wouldn't they be acting this way around any other alpha/omega?? (no 💚) and i figured while i think that's a fun setup, i think it could still stand by itself in a separate fic, with, perhaps, a pair of late bloomers dealing with ABO stuff for the first time.

re: vignettes. i already have the ideas for touya's vignette; he's what inspired me to write little epilogues. i don't have ideas for shinsou/reader's vignette yet, but i think i like writing their dynamic the most, because they pay so much attention to each other and try to do the best they can to care for each other. and that's interesting to me, because they still manage to misunderstand each other.

oh dear GOD i don't think there's direct comparisons with this route and previous routes. it's meant to be very different from the others. uh. i think, maybe, the most callbacks are to tomura's route, mostly bc i want to Establish that He Is Doing Okay. and for nasty evil foreshadowing reasons in tomura's route 😈

at work??? you can totally sneak a peak 👀👀👀👀👀 lololol i'm VERY exxcited to be annoying about it with you :) i've been plagued with these ideas for months; i'd love to see if they Change people's perspectives on this character in the way i changed :)

aghhghgh thanks so much for your questions!!! wonderful things to think about; i'm still so horrified i'd kill shinsou in this situation

[belliesandburps]

...Soooooooooooooo...

......was anyone gonna tell me that Kirishima actually burps in the BNHA manga?

‘Cuz I was just on twitter when the always delightful @trashytummiez​ and @fungusfangs​ shared THAT lil tidbit with the world...

In BNHA: Team Up Mission Issue #9, Bakugou, Todoroki, Kirishima and Camie all end up at a struggling amusement park for a genuinely feelsy, feel good story about helping an old fella start ‘er up again, and even having this really sweet moment between Kirishima and Todoroki:

But since Bakugou is calling them babies for having fun on carnival rides, Kirishima decides to goad Bakugou on...

Just for added points, Kirishima ALSO decides to spit a line any one of us would probably write.  ‘XD

Aaaaand because NOBODY calls Bakugou’s tum-tum weak, you can guess what happens next...

Which finally, leads to this wonderful, ohhhh so wonderful moment here...

That’s right.  Not just one, but two burps back to back, one of which even freakin’ INTERRUPTS him... ‘XD

The cherry on top of that already oh-so-freakin’-glorious moment though?

Kirishima may have the biggest appetite of anyone there, but evidently, Todoroki’s got the strongest stomach...or he’s just so socially inept, he doesn’t even realize that he feels queasy.  XD

...Either way...please adapt this side story, MHA anime.......oh please god, adapt it...

I’ll even watch the fucking dub if it means I get an actual burp or two for that scene, just make it happ’n, cap’n...

[terezipyropeandpyralspite]

So I hear you like rime 👀

-him draping gold chains/jewellery over his antlers

-rime teaching you how to fight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

-im not sure why but I have a strong feeling he's vegan. Prolly causes he's just trauma bambi

-i feel like he like peanuts??? and he'll like,,make you have nuts with your breakfast cause he just wants your to be healthy :((( always has some in his pocket

-rime angsty love confession in the rain?yes.

-him!!!!!!painting your nails?????getting y'all matching colours??????

-being mean to you cause he likes you :(((( but he'll get so sad if he accidentally took it too far :( at the same time he isn't sure how to say sorry:((he just wanted to tease you :((

-OHHHH BUT IF YOURE MEAN BACK???? -dies-

-listen to 'the red means I love you' by maddey buckley,,,,,,,

-and maybe 'stalkers tango' too? Mmmm dunno

-it takes soooooooooooooo long for him to trust you enough to let you touch his ears/hair/horns but once he lets you??? Well now you have to be touching him 24/7. he's just an attention whore

-he'd probably throw such a tantrum if you didn't give him any attention after you guys are official. Like bro. You're not a gunna wither away chill you're good.

-him???standing behind you????while showing you how to properly cut herbs for medicine?????and his hands are guiding yours??????? -swoons-

-rime feeding you cherries and he's just staring the whole time. Later he comes to you with a cherry coloured lipstick and aaaaaannddd I'm out of thoughts.

Okay imma stfu now-

-egg anon (dumb bitch anon)

DKDJNDNDNN THESE MADE ME SO HAPPY THANK YOU

[randombubblegum]

(ik youre in your waterparks era) but do you have any fob fic recs??

ohhhh YES my sweet angel and thank you for asking me this u are in luck......... i have like 4 or 5 separate documents for fob fic recs actually bc i spent the better part of the last 3 years begging my friends to read them. heres my peterick recs and my peterick hs au recs (this was a specific request from a bud) and my joetrick primer turned reclist

theres like SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many years worth of amazing fob fics so these are literally just my personal favs :,)

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 19.12.18 lb

......... okay???? this is a very jarring. he just woke up from a nightmare about his dad being murdered and is now jumping around all happily? AND NANI AND DADI (WHO BTW, HE ABANDONED AT THAT PARTY, TO LET THEM TORTURE THE UNSUSPECTING PUBLIC THERE WITH SHIVIKA'S DUMBASS ISHQBAAZI STORIES???? HE JUST LEFT WITH HIS STAFF???/) ARE STILL AWAKE????? poora ka poora khaandaan is into coke, i'm sure of it now.

man he has no fucking upper lip. that's what's sooooo off about his face since the beard is gone. the beard hid that and made his face look 40x better. now i have to look at this dumbass hair and his weird upper lip-less face and I DON'T LIKE IT.

SO HELP ME GOD IMMA TAKE A FLIGHT TO MUMBAI AND DUBAOFY HIS WHOLEASS HEAD IN A BUCKET OF ROGAINE+CASTOR OIL TO MAKE IT ALL GROW BACK.

“kitna cute hai mera PP.”

oh he looks like a peepee alright.

ugh dadi's crying again. not only is this stolen from k3g, it's also highhhhhhhhhhly annoying.

yeah well shivaay got murdered in front of this poor kid, so safe to say, you don't have the monopoly about thinking about him every day. he has to do it involuntarily too.

25 july - the date shivaay was murdered. wasn't that the date they mentioned in yest's ep for something aditi-related?

yup it's the date whatever kaand happened with her dad and he "went missing". ohhhh boy, is this another KM type scene ki her dad murdered his or something. abbe yaaaaaaaaar.

ugh what terrible acting. he's samson or what, saari shaktiyaan baal mein thi?

no srsly how old is he supp to be, he's acting like a damn childddddddd.

ugh yeh shivika puraan bandh karooooooooooooooo. they're dead and gone, let them be. TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK RIKARA ARE.

lmaooooooooooooooooo ofc. pregnancy mein poora din govinda ki picturein dekh dekh ke yeh haal hua hai ladke ka. who knew ~~dhinchakness~~ was congenital?????

nani still living her best life, getting flowers from admirers. i love her.

yeah yeah yeah we get it you’re both very caring individuals who love your family.

ugh aa gaye yeh dono. i do notttt like them. only that jr. khanna is tolerable in this bandaron ki toli. that too coz of nostalgia for the shivaay/khanna brotp.

arre bhai samajh gaye na parallels.

man she’s all kindsa hair and jawline goals.

lmao why's she randomly doing karate in the middle of this crowded park????

nice smile too.

GOD HE LOOKS SO OLD AND TIRED AND DECREPIT. WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST HIRE SOMEONE YOUNGERRRRRRRRRRR FOR THIS ROLEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!! 

behen, dheere. maana superwoman ho, but don’t go hulk-tearing curtain rods off the damn wall.

shivaay ki rooh tadap rahi hogi apne bete ko aise aalsi hota dekh.

blah blah blah sooraj tabhi ugta hai jab main uthta hoon. also isn’t this scene stolen from OSO? (om shanti om, not omkara singh oberoi.)

why does she have this one rando tap in the middle of her house? 

pool ka heating system??? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NEED A HEATED POOL IN FUCKING MUMBAI????????????  aur yeh pool mein nahaata hai roz???? 

why is there a purse in her fridge???????// matlab, dono hi pagal hain kya?

stop harassing your sister about her speech impediment, aditi. abhi woh T nahi bol sakti toh nahi bol sakti! 

blah blah blah we get it you don't like bollywood. badiiiiiiiiiiiii cool ho aap.

i honestly do not understand a single thing this dumbass manager says, nor do i have any interest in what he’s saying. i’m just here watching shivaansh being fed a banana like a trained monkey in a zoo, and looking as confused as the rest of us at this bs.

khanna bal brahmachaari hai. saara jeevan sso 2.0 ki seva mein hi guzaar denge.

this is the only brotp i can somewhat support rn in this show. mild shivaay/rudra feelz. the mildest. i think i’m just desperate.

eating habits baap pe gaya hai. but outta majboori of pesha, not liking.

shivani? who shivani? jo ajmer mein chaddar chadaati hai shivaansh ke liye????? WHOOOO?????? 

BEHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HALLELUJAHHHHHHHHHHH MERI SIBLING BOND WAALI MANOKAAMNAAYE POORI HO GAYIIIIII. 

par like, shivika ki beti hai, ya rikara/ruvya ki? JO BHI HAI JALDI LAO SHOW MEIN!!!!!!!!!!

mannnnn, she's hot. like objectively so. can’t believe this trash fandom is hating on her and calling her all sortsa horrible things. die in a fire, every single one of you terrible ppl.

lol her codename in the station is "kadak chai".

baap ka phone pakadne ka style kisi tarah jhelte aa rahein the, abhi iska yeh dekho.

#DHINCHAKBAAZ. NO. NOOOOOOOOO. JUST FUCKING NO. MAIN AAG LAGA DOONGI SAB KO.

he has no male audience coz loverboy image it seems. called it, fucking callllllllllllllllled it that this is gonna go the main khiladi tu anari way. he'll wanna change his image to action hero and start shadowing her for that.

“main inke channel ke award mein nahi gaya toh inhe michmichi mach rahi hai.”

will i ever get over the face of shivaay speaking anika-ese? idk. it’s very weird and jarring.

SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME THIS COUGHING AND BISCUIT THING THEY KEEP DOING FOR KHANNA. I HONESTLY DO NOT GET IT.

oooh female commissioner boss. i like.

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WHAT IS SUPRIYA DOING IN A TRASH SHOW LIKE THIS ASDLKJGSDLKGJDLSKJ BUT OMG I LOVE HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AND SHE'S PLAYING A STRONG FEMALE AUTHORITY FIGURE AND OMGGGGG I AM SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGG 

aditi's constant eye-rolling at every mention of shivaansh is honestly the most relatable part of this new season.

autograph for BETI. “main uski fan-wan nahi hoon.” LOL SURE MA'AM. WE’LL SEE.

dudes i am honestly soooooooooooooo excited to see supriyaaaaaaaaaaa in this showwwwww ohhhhhhhhh god CAN WE KEEP HER FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, LIKE LET'S GET RID OF DADI AND KEEP SUPRIYA AS COMMISSIONER MOM FOREVER AND EVER I NEEEEEEEEEEEEED ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHUTTTTTTTT A CHOPPER JUST KIDNAPPED SHIVAANSH TAKING THE WHOLE GAADI ITSELF.

[beautyindiversity]

This just.....huhhhh. This just made me mad. Because the entire thing is....we BEEN knew they were exhausted but it's still soooooooooooooo many "fans" that'll be like "ohhhh,noooo,they're so tired! Hard working babies uwu" and 10 minutes later be like "when is Run coming back?!!?!?!?!" Pick a mode! Either you want them to pass out or not 😂 some people only care now because the good sis Jin told us that they'd thought about disbanding. Now,we know why Taehyung was so upset that they weren't all together on Bon Voyage,cuz it coulda been the last one. Whatever. Y'all care for now,I guess.

LOUDER PLEASE!!

[jackedspicer]

OK IM GONNA BITCH FOR A SECOND like i have a serious vendetta against homework in general but theres still a big difference between regular homework and art homework. like, if i have to answer some questions and put together some project, yeah, its gonna take me hours because everything does, thats fine, whatever, but heres the thing. i already plan on going home and drawing mostly every day anyway, which i gotta wait through school to get home to do as it is. and art homework takes creativity, and thought, and precious time, and basically everything im not willing to put into a school assignment. so by making me do art homework (doesnt gotta even be an art class, theres art related homework for other classes too) youre basically telling me that you think my own interests and passions and things i like to do in my OWN DAMN TIME, is LESS important than the thing that’s OHHHH SOOOOOooOOoooOO NECESSARY TO YOU THAT I GET DONE, you arrogant motherfucker, thats what i hate the most, that these distanced ass college graduates think they know whats best for me, listen my own life is my responsibility to screw up okay dont come in here and tell me what to... fuckin do......... im sorry it just pisses me off so much im being disrespected in my own home