#THANK YOU FOR THE FUCKING FOOD MY GOD
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Idk if you knew but daisuke's model has earrings, like canon, so i have this hc that if his partner also has them they share them.
I remember seeing a video of this dude trying his girlfriends hoops and he talks about how he fels so sassy in them (not like in a gay way but in a mean girl way) and he kept dangling them so they'd "slap" his face as he turned. That's Daisuke with your hoops, doesn't matter how big they are.
🤟🏻 anon
you know exactly how to kill me. did you know that.
Daisuke trying on your earrings. He’s so delighted by them omgggg
“They’re so dangly!” And shaking his head and letting them slap against his cheeks. “How does it not annoy you when they keep hitting you like that?”
He would look so CUTE in those earrings sighhhhs so loud,,,GOD…
when you need to vent he puts on your hoops and is like “what’d they do girl”
#IMAGINE HIM Z SNAPPING PLEASE I LOVE HIM#THANK YOU FOR THE FUCKING FOOD MY GOD#daisuke mouthwashing#mouthwashing#mouthwashing x reader#rock n roll anon
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Dedede at the end of revenge of the king
Day 4 of drawing random kirby shitpost for every day of October
#kirby#kots#kirby of the stars#kirby fanart#hoshi no kirby#king dedede#waddle dee#not my proudest work but also one of my proudest works somehow#i just has the vision and dedede truly is gru#and the adopted children is just Kirby idk#and instead of stealing the moon he's just stealing all the food#that cute agent from the second one is just meta knight#i started thinking about it as a joke it's almost scary how accurate it is#going back to filling up character blanks in star allies#I like to think everyone was horrified when they start realizing Kirby is a void#and dedede is the only one who's relieved#like holy fuck thank god that baby is actually an ancient god o just thought i SUCKED#I'm actually really fucking great you mean to tell me i went one on one with GOD?! that's nuts#before that Dedede just kept losing to a random child who happens to be weirdly strong#he was probably going insane#the void revelation gave Kirby existencial crisis but it gave dedede some peace of mind#out of topic but i need another dedede tour#if we get another meta knightmare before we get another dedede tour i think I'll go insane#forgotten land was the perfect opportunity for another one but hal is a COWARD#I'm also waiting for a waddle parade with bandana
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Some mealtime menaces pals for you ;)

CHIP
#fave#snap chats#the night keeps getting better this is EPIC#im SO upset i was just holding up mini mags and the i twitched and fucking DROPPED HIM#hes ok but still..... anyway TEENY !!!!!!!!! snack time.....#oh brother now /i/ could use some fries... or any food.. i had a chicken and monetary jack taquito from 7/11 for dinner#but everything CLOSED now. i will live...#whats more important is menace 1 and menace 2.... hello besties... ily.. eat up gang you have infighting to do...#THANK YOU FOR THIS TREAT theyre very dokidoki i adore them.. a always.. i could eat em really if given the chnace....#whens the las t time yall had smores im thinknina smores rn. do i even fw smores.. i do im lyig ALVJAVLAJ MY FAULT#i havent had smores i nyears.... last time i had smores i was playing uhhhh Little Hope with my bestie !!!!!!!#marvel when are you dropping the charles sittin plush huh. why do you guys hate me. 'marvel and me' ok wheres charles and me !!!! PRICKS#i deleted a tag oh my god what the hell did i say. idk. gone to the wind now... point is give me my charles plushie PLEAAASSE
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going into the blorbo's tags and seeing it flooded with your own work
#THANK FUCK FOR THE OTHER 4 PEOPLE WHO DRAW WRITE ETC FOR THEM ALSO YOU GUYS ARE MY REASON TO KEEP GOING#GOD GIVES HIS HARDEST BATTLES TO HIS STRONGEST SOLDIERS OR WHAT FUCKING EVER#I GOTTA COOK MY OWN FOOD OUT HERE!!!!!
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new songs by japanese breakfast, men i trust, tamino, beirut, and a re-record of marika hackman WITH laura marling...... never kill yourself <- REAL certified 100% true
#the thing with new folk and nü-folk is that um. it's literally food 2 me. literally taste like fresh cookies from that one bar. oh my GOD.#SO pleased by the sound change to japanese breakfast from her last album i cant even begin to say!!!!! how crisp green apple fresh it sound#and skin sounds so much better with laura's voice and guitar it's fucking UNREAL. wish it was honestly just a laura cover but EVEN SO#and i come with mud by men i trust is so perfectly exactlyexactly springlike....... thank you emmy and jessy
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#GUYS I DID IT!!!#I PASSED THE ASSESSMENTS#MY CLIENTS I TRAINED WITH THESE PAST 4 MONTHS GAVE ME GOOD REVIEWS#MY MENTORS SAID IM GUCCI#IM A CERTIFIED ONE ON ONE AND GROUP COACH ON THE PLATFORM AND GETTING REGISTERED NATIONALLY#IM GETTING MY CONTRACT THIS WEEK AND START GETTING PAID!!!#FUCK YES!!!!#its fully remote which means even if my disability gets in the way I can take care of myself at home and still work my magic#and I can work around my remote graduate schedule#THANK YOU GOD!!!!!!#IM SHAKING#after all the shit i've been through since march with my former work place doing odd jobs to make ends meet and barely making it#FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD
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the father [solar lunacy] the son [you move to dayshift but aren't paid any more, go figure] and the holy spirit [i see you, sundrop!]
#random thoughts#fnaf#solar lunacy because it's what people think of when they think about iconic sun and moon fics (and for good reason)#(bamsara is a master at subtext and creating little scenes that all build up to a beautiful picture)#dayshift go figure because god. the corporate bullshit. the domestic bullshit. THE VIRUS BULLSHIT.#and also because it features my all-time favorite original character (drumroll please)#dundundundundun RILEY GREENE OF I SEE YOU SUNDROP FAME#god what didn't i see you sundrop do right. the characterization. the slow build up of dread throughout the entire fic. riley greene.#IT IS 106 CHAPTERS NOT INCLUDING A POSSIBLE FUTURE EPILOGUE#god sorry to the other two fics on my list but reading i see you sundrop broke my brain a little#the scenes with riley's mother. THE SCENES WITH RILEY'S MOTHER OH MY GOD#you can tell a fic is good when it gets you to give a shit about an oc that hard#their CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT??? WHICH IN TURN FED DIRECTLY INTO WILLIAM AFTON'S DEMISE?????#I AM DEAD. I AM DECEASED.#im rereading solar lunacy rn if you can't tell lol i went on a spree#fucking love the concept of sun not being completely isolated from moon and his illness god fuck#solar lunacy 🤝 i see you sundrop: we're gonna have some wild fucking takes on moon's illness in relation to sun#me: oh god thank god some good fucking food#and OBIWAN??? OF DAYSHIFT GO FIGURE FAME???#best oc side character i think. i want to see him and sun just go at it for an hour shooting the shit#don't really have much else to say on dayshift go figure right now cuz its on SUCH a cliffhanger#that's kind of taking over my mind rn idkwettl#i could go on for hours about i see you sundrop though. that fic grabbed me by the throat and threw me down the stairs#binged that shit in two days#sun mentions having a crush on riley once and it's never mentioned again and that kind of fucks actually#the other two are romance fic and they're REALLY GOOD AT IT OH MY GOD#solar lunacy. just in general. makes me blush so hard it's not funny#OH SPEAKING OF BLUSHING#THE MC IN DAYSHIFT GO FIGURE KEEPS GETTING FLUSTERED IT'S SO CUTE#dayshift go figure is more of a typical 'i am in love and refuse to acknowledge it' fic it's so adorable
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I always get detained at da border because PROFUNC never ended but basically I'm like if a targeted individual didn't even care
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if I could explode people with my mind we would have a lot of job openings in upper management
#nerd alert#i was all set for today to be easy but of course i forgot that every last day of the semester is bullshit for me#strictly because of UPPER MANAGEMENT DECISIONS.#i made 2 days worth of product on tuesday and was told it should last the rest of the week since the last day of the semester is friday#so who is going to buy it??? students are going home its gonna be sooo slow dw about it and in fact all those ingredients u have prepped?#you wont even need that go ahead and send it to other stations. its fine you wont have to make anything else :)#i come in today ready to just deep clean my station and go home. and theyre like THANK FUCK YOURE HERE WERE OUT OF EVERYTHING!!!!!!#and im like. what the FUCK am i supposed to do about that. i have NO PRODUCT!!!!!!!! I HAVE NOTHING PREPPED!!!!!!#do you expect me to pull some romaine out of my ASS or something???????? whats WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!#and the worst part is they werent even out of everything. theyre actually stocked kinda ok. like theyre shorter than they thought#but they still have stuff to sell. like whats the deal#and yknow what i dont see why upper management cant be like 'well its the last 3 days of the semester. its actually fine if we run out'#bc id bet real money that whats gonna happen is im gonna scramble around making what bullshit im able to make with our limited supplies#(bc of course we dont have any fucking food its the last 3 days of the school year!!!! we didnt order shit!!!!!!!)#and then theyll be nice and stocked up and sell fucking nothing and itll all go in the garbage.#bc god forbid anyone in upper management have any goddamn critical thinking skills or forward planning
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Egg fried in lao gan ma I fried a little garlic and green onion in + day old reduced price bread loaf from local bagel place with a smear of peach apricot jam btw 👍
#Thank you god for letting me be born in the deep south and not some other shit part of america so I learned how to cook good food out of#whatever the fuck is lying around. Truly one of my biggest boons in life.#talk
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seeing some of y'all talking about/have talked to some of y'all who have said to me how y'all feel like the dub forced (western especially) masculinity into Yuri, and
yeah.
I left that out of the actual posts themselves because it felt too opinionated for the actual posts (even though you know it's my blog I can do what I want, but I don't want people discrediting me over shit like that), but yeah.
it feels a lot to me like they wanted Yuri to be some cool masculine edgy dude instead of a silly, playful, dorky, emotional, caring man. as if his silliness and emotional side is something to shy away from and isn't "cool enough" for a main character.
it's sad to me because he's such a different person between versions - enough that if I'm interacting with someone who only knows dub Yuri, it genuinely just doesn't feel like we're even talking about the same character sometimes. I want to be talking about the same character, but since some people only know the dub, they only know what the dub made him out to be.
I've seen a variety of things - art, writing, memes, whatever - where there are times I'm genuinely able to be like... that's such a dub Yuri specific thing. like, the way he gets portrayed is something I'm able to look at and be like "that's literally something only dub Yuri would say/do". it's not the fault of people who don't know the original context, but that's why it frustrates me so much - because that's all some people can know contextually (listening to the audio alone gives you a pretty clear indication of how much tone isn't the same between versions, but obviously some people will still be missing context), and the dub changed the experience (and went out of its way to do so) completely for those people. again - not the fault of the people who played the game. it's the fault of the people who were in charge of context/tone and took advantage of that and changed things and made him literally behave differently (because there's... take what's in front of you and translate that, and then there's going out of your way to change what's right there so the context/behavior is no longer the same).
it especially shows to me in interactions with Flynn between the western and JP fandom. the way Yuri behaves interacting with him in fan created media is sometimes vastly different from my experience between both fandoms. again, it's not people's faults who don't know Yuri's original personality, but it is the dub's fault for portraying him that way.
for me it's heartbreaking to see how dub Yuri treats Flynn and how the dub itself narratively treats Flynn. I love the relationship they have in JP and I love them both as characters in JP. like I've said, sometimes I want to punch dub Yuri for the shit he says and the way he behaves. I've never felt that way about Yuri in his original context. I've felt worse for dub Flynn than JP Flynn because I feel like JP Flynn is better cared for by the narrative/characters, but god, poor dub Flynn??? jesus.
the thing is, this comes from a place of strong love for Yuri (and Flynn!) so I hate that they changed things. I always stand by media in its original, purest form, no matter where in the world that media came from. localization absolutely should fix things caused by language barriers and tweak oddly sounding things - sometimes there's no choice! but it's not there to create a newly existing piece of media. it's not there to create a new character plastered on the face of an existing character or to fulfill the loc team's opinion of what that character should be.
it can be difficult - usually impossible - for me to be experiencing JP exclusive content and trying to imagine dub Yuri in those situations (think like, the drama CDs or Rays' content). I know I'm not the only person who feels this way and is extremely bothered by it.
obviously I'm not the be all end all - I'm one person with feelings and opinions, but I just feel very strongly about this kind of thing and I want to share how wonderful of a character Yuri is in his original form. a lot of the clips I posted I posted because I love his silly or caring attitude. I could blab to you about him forever. so, I hope more people will give this man a chance and experience him the way I know him.
#GTF Vesperia Localization Woes#like... I don't want the loc team's biases in my fuckin' games. I want the game the way it was created by the original creator(s)#localization doesn't exist to completely alter things you personally want altered#and again I don't know what went on in that loc room but there's /no/ way those changes were accidents. not a chance.#you don't change THAT much context and personality and go oh haha we made a few tl errors#like no I /know/ where the actual tl errors were lol Yuri was a /choice/ and I /hate/ that#and like again... this isn't just a Tales locs suck thing either. I went through Graces in both Eng/JP#and while I admit my memory is a bit fuzzy on the dub bc it's been a long while now#(I prefer it in JP but that's not related to the loc itself)#I don't recall any insanely vast differences between the two versions or any active censorship between Richard and Asbel#they changed like... Cheria's favorite food from I think like yakisoba to chicken bc that's a cultural thing#not smth I personally would've felt needed changing but I /get/ it#but my point is that that loc team did - from my memory - a great job of keeping things to the point and not changing characters#and honestly? as a Richard fan? thank fucking god for that I couldn't handle another Yuri incident LMAO
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I am stressed about finding a job. cobra is up at the end of april. i want to find a job before then so I can continue having nice insurance that the company pays for instead of paying out the ass for shitty insurance. i am INTENSELY worried about not finding a job.
however. I am also SO looking forward to being not in eugene anymore. I was chatting with one of my buddies today and he was like listen obviously you deserve the life you want. you've been putting your life on hold for so long.
and my neighbor said the same thing (before she also was being incredibly sad and a little annoying about her being bummed i'm moving).
and my THERAPIST who i have known all of three weeks said the same thing.
and literally EVERYONE I'VE TALKED TO has said the same thing.
and I just. want to have my little house. full of color. lots of plants. my piano. great lounging patio chairs out back. lil porch chairs in front. books all over the fuckin place. lil garden in the back.
also i can't WAIT to be in a place that has more than like five restaurants I like. and some fucking mexican food and green chile. that's probably why my life has gone off the rails: green chile deficiency all the way around.
all of my wants feel so EASY and they are so within reach... if i can GET A FUCKING JOB
#and getting a divorce. i need that to happen ASAP too#i need to just like. not be connected anymore#very grateful that this will not (SHOULD NOT) be a difficult divorce#but oh my fucking god. part of what i feel bad about is you fucking idiot now i have to tell so many people#and our wedding was so GREAT with beautiful photos and beautiful me and tasty food and great friends#and now i don't even get to look at the photos anymore without thinking about what an idiot you are#thank god i never got the wedding album!!#jfc. i just. fucking. UGH
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one thing I don't have an explanation for and will never get used to that somehow, the worst smell I've encountered in a day will stay with me for a lot longer than and long after I was exposed to it
#today it was teeth so rotten my brain went back down a memory hole to all the times i had to peel rotten brussel sprouts in my childhood#god i hate that smell so much#idk.#i don't even think it's as much about that particular smell than what it came to mean to me#like. food bank. the fucking embarrassment of it. the way the people there treated us. how they kept all the good stuff for themselves#and left us with the rest asking us to thank them for their generosity because 'at least you've got some food'.#you know. goddamn rotten brussel sprouts#i've seen enough of those to last me a lifetime#wow. this is some surprisingly deeply ingrained hatred for one (1) bad smell#anyway. the dog will be a lot happier and healthier without those teeth#and i'm generally staying away from netfuls of brussel sprouts these days#not that i don't like them they're okay to me. just. no.#it's like bathroom bananas#rant over#....i'd REALLY like to know why my neurons keep firing that way hours later tho. where is this coming from
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I miss my Italian grandma.
She is the reason I love Ruby. Because they share the same personality.
This is the reason I am still in love with the adult version of a fictional character.
My Italian gran was the only healthy maternal figure I had growing up... And the only person to love me unconditionally in my entire life.
... And I'm afraid it will stay that way, with how things are going...
...
There. I said it. The cat is out of the bag.
May the budding rose she imprinted in my heart stay intact and safe, even though it will likely never get to bloom...
All the other bad imprinting, represented by roots of all evil, has / have been removed.
This rosebud is the only living flower standing in the middle of the snowy clearing and scenery inside my soul.
I will cherish this rose forever, with all I have.
#grief#that I processed#some things about how I processed it are better left unsaid#but some WR art was involved#is all im gonna say#it only took me like#7 years to figure this out#I know why I love Ruby#and at least for once it's for the healthiest reason ever#rest in peace Mamma Lucia#forever missed#she was too good for this world#she offered food to a burglar that broke into her house once#that's the kind of person she was#love incarnate#or maybe she was an angel if angels even exist#and yeah#RWBY and Whiterose is how I resolved my complicated grief#the artist of the WR piece gets no credit because even though they are a good artist they're still... not a good person#thank you Monty#RWBY helped me heal from 70% of my trauma#I hope he met her maybe#in the afterlife#where all of the people that have a special place in my heart are waiting for me#soon we will be together again#the universe has a sick and twisted sense of humor#and quite frankly it can go fuck itself#sometimes I think “I'm still here but at what cost...?”#my heart is beating louder than ever before and I feel alive#alive... and so fucking bored. God why am I so bored now that all the trauma and inner torment is gone?
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pain killers work?! why does no one tell you this
#i knew this. i just wasn't taking them because i couldn't eat. but i have now eaten and taken medicine#somehow this recovery still isn't as bad as last time but my brain is certainly coming up with fun new coping mechanisms#the cube thing is still making me laugh. you could not TELL ME i hadn't just turned into a cube as i layed in bed.#and then last night i was just creating a fake list in my head of every charmander in existence#the food thing is like driving me crazy though. all the Food we have is gross. pears and milk only get me so far. and i have to eat so slow#but! but. i never have to experience this ever again. thank fucking god.
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sometimes it’s late at night and you’re cleaning your room and you come across a few old black and white photos of a young girl and you stare at them for a long minute wondering how on earth they got lost in an old Kroger shopping bag with an unopened pack of cigarettes and a receipt dated 2017.
and you look at the girl in the pictures sat on the floor of someone’s home you don’t recognize, smiling and playing with a set of keys and a tiny part of you feels like it recognizes her but you aren’t sure.
and you flip the pictures over hoping to find some sort of annotation that would give you context and all you find is the year 1964 stamped in tiny font along the edge.
and you flip them back over and time stands still as you realize that the recognition you feel is because she looks so much like you once did and next thing you know your hands are sweating and shaking and you have to sit on the floor because you’re crying so hard because it hits you all at once that you’re looking at your mother.
#hey Siri play In Color by Jamey Johnson for me please#music stuff#you should’ve seeeeen it in cooolllloor#Seven.txt#Seven’s Public Diary#normal Sunday night behavior#me? up all night hyperfocused on cleaning out my depression cave to achieve a sense of change and accomplishment -#- and ignoring every other aspect of my life including abandoning time sensitive tasks lest i get distracted and lose all motivation???#more likely than you think!#i’ve been at this since new years and i’m only like. halfway done. Gods help me#like i don’t mean ‘cleaning’ as in doing some light dusting. i mean there’s junk and trash piled 2/3rds of the way to the ceiling#when i call this room my depression/mental illness cave i Mean it#but no longer. i shall finally return this room to an acceptable state for the first time since. uh. 2022? i think?#i found a plastic container of dates buried under some laundry and the sticker says they’re from March of last year lmao#i forgot about those/thought i threw them away. but they were thankfully sealed so well that they hadn’t drawn any bugs#and oddly enough hadn’t even visibly molded/gone bad. but i didn’t open them up for a smell test i just chucked ‘em in my giant trash bag#i’m finding all kinds of shit i forgot i even had which is nice but it’s also distracting me like those pictures did#i’ll have to show them to her and ask her about them tomorrow#and ur probably like ‘u found old pics of a girl that looks like you why didn���t you immediately recognize ur own mom’#and 1. there’s countless pics of countless old relatives around this house that i barely/don’t recognize and never even met#and 2. i’ve barely ever seen any pics of my mom from such a young age so i have no images to reference in my mind#and it just fucked me up bc. i don’t look like her anymore. i only see Him in the mirror. but i Used to look like her. i’m turning into him#and i fucking hate it so much. i don’t like that she looks at me and sees him. great now i feel sick.#anyways thats enough reminiscing i need to get some water and food in me and get back to cleaning. i shan’t rest until i’m satisfied#well. my period + depression combo kinda Did make me rest which is why it’s taken 5 days but still. the horrors persist but so do i#it’s not just for the sense of accomplishment tho. i also need to move the 75gal tank out of the living room thanks to the floor situation#so i’m trying to make room in my room for it since it has the newest & strongest floor. i just need to find a level spot thats big enough#my back is gonna be so fucked after all this cleaning that i’ll have to rest for a fucking week before moving that heavy ass glass box#i hate moving big aquariums it makes me so anxious. and i literally don’t know if i’ll have anyone capable of helping me#so it might not even happen and it’ll just have to sit empty in the living room forever. but Maybe he can/will help me
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