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[fanaticsnail]

Sense of Humor

Series Masterlist Here, Previous Chapter

Synopsis: A chance meeting at work has resulted in the new sparks of friendship between two unlikely people. Tobiuo, a nurse in hospice, initiates a conversation with Heat, an undertaker and hearse driver. Where will their flirty friendship take them?

Content warning: discussions of death, dark humor, bad pick up lines, NSFW pick up lines, swearing.

Disclaimer: All words are of my own design - all written by me. The app I use to format on my phone is called "iFake".

[thenotsofantasticlifestory]

A silly meme redraw I ended up coloring for @fanaticsnail and her OC Tobiuo

[meta-holott]

2014 India, Kerala, Munnar, tea plantations

[littlewriter19]

(via The Fierce Fighter Teenager | What Type of Protagonist Are You In A Horror Movie?)

[thaiamulet-us]

Hnoo Dood Nom Maew (mouse drinking milk from the cats teat) LP Kruba Tao

Hnoo Dood Nom Maew (mouse drinking milk from the cats teat) LP Kruba Tao

  LP Kruba Tao (LP Kasem  Kittiwanno) is a skilled guru master in Chiangmai province. Kurba Toa is a pundit monk whom and specialize in his Lanna Magic in occult sorcery and Khmer charm magic LP Kruba Tao He has created many amulets and most are gone very rapidly. This time it is the first time that he made Hnoo Dood Nom Maew, it's made from holy sacred metal combined with his special own collected holy materials which he had kept from all these years. His amulets are famous among worshipers because people really have amazing experiences. From the miraculous dark arts of LP Kruba Tao, comes a most excellent Maha Sanaeh and Metta Mahaniyom charm of the 'Hnoo Dood Nom Maew' Mouse suckling milk from a cat. Those who have this amulet beside, will encounter with endless fortune, receive happiness, granting all wishes, success in work- business- family life, as well as windfall of money. The Noo Dood Nom Maew has become a very famous amulet with casino Go-ers, and some Casinos even forbid the use of this amulet, because of its famous power to win - so it is important to hide the amulet under your clothing when playing Casinos. The Hnoo Dood Nom Maew amulet came in a lovely Acrylic waterproof case, ready to be wear or use.  

  ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ The Wicha of the 'Hnoo Dood Nom Maew or Noo Kin Nom Maew This Wicha applies the Powerful and Centuries Old Sorcery ' Mouse Suckling Milk from a Cat is an ancient formula 'Wicha Boran' used to keep primal passions from erupting into a chaotic mess yet allows the pairing of sworn enemies, redirecting a negative energy to a usable passion. It is expected that a mouse upon meeting a cat would be killed but the fact that it does not is a true testament to the real power of this Wicha. Skilled guru master -  Specialize in occult thai sorcery watched over a nursing cat, to see how it behaved with a local temple mouse, periodically playing with the mouse in the day and never harboring any animosity towards it. At night the cat would nurse the mouse like one of it's own kittens in a show of extreme abnormal compassion and mercy. To utilize this magical compassionate formula ones who wears the amulet or carries it in their pocket can expect to be loved, embraced, played and flirted with like a cat affectionately bating its toy. One will be cared for by their desired as if they are being raised and nurtured by the love of a mother cat and her young, giving of them self to support the enchantment of their union. Those who live a life of risking fate such as gamblers, police, military and the like can utilize the 'Hnoo Dood Nom Maew''s Metta Mahaniyom and Maha Sanaeh properties to win the favor of their opposites. Gamblers and those who speculate stocks, lotteries and horse races can gain an upperhand in knowing proper paths of play, knowing when and how much to bet.  

Hnoo Dood Nom Maew

This is a very famous and popular amulet among Chinese, Hong Kong, Malaysian, Singaporean, Taiwan, etc. This version of amulets was made in small quantity and was considered as one of the most remarkable charms ever made in the history. The amulet was made from powerful material and Buddha's grace and believed to bring great fortune to the possessor when engaging in risky business such as lucky draws, lotteries, gambles etc. If you used the amulet in a proper way, you will have great fortune and wealth. Many possessors can have a new car, house or clear off debts after wearing the amulet (If you bring the amulet into a casino, you have to hide it properly, if casino found out that you possess the amulet, you will be kicked out of there because of the reputation of the amulet). The amulet has power and spirit to help possessor just like in the old time when Khun Paen was using the amulet. From the myth, mice and cats are spiteful enemies. However, the amulet put two animals together allowing a mouse to feed on mother cat. Only a powerful Grandmaster with great virtue can do this. Possessor will be loved by everyone around him/her and will have no enemy. People will have compassion, affection and sympathy toward the possessor. Person, who has been estranged or cheated by his/her partner or is disliked by his/her boss and colleagues, should use the amulet. The person will be well loved by people all around them. 咒语为普塔��塔纳探芒拉塔纳桑康拉塔纳纳普秣马普拉他润呀坑卡拉哦萨瓦哈 老鼠喝猫奶 这是非常有名的宝物，闻名于中国大陆、香港、马来西亚、新加坡、台湾。他们都非常喜爱和信仰坤补。这次做出来不多，可以说是制作老鼠喝猫奶最大的一次，材料和佛性都充满着力量。最有名的就是财运、彩票、股票、赌博等。已经有很多人发大财了，如果用对的话，变成了新土豪。得到好处的人也数不清了。有的有车、有房、没有债，全都是因为老鼠猫这宝物。（谁带进赌场要藏得好好的，不然被发现一定被赶出来，因为这宝物使主人大败不知道几场了，所以非常有名，会不知不觉得赢到钱）。坤补把宝物念成有身，有型，有灵魂，所以肯定能帮上忙。后面跟坤盘一样装满宝贵材料。这宝物还有一个作用就是助人缘。众所周知，老鼠跟猫是永远的敌人，一见面就会被追杀，而现在老鼠都可以躺下来喝猫奶了，如果不是真“牛”肯定不能做到这一步。如果随身佩戴保证找不到恨你的人，只有人见人爱。谁想有对象，老公冷漠，男朋友有外遇，供奉一下子就会回来爱你。上司不喜欢，跟同事不和，说话直率，别人排斥，供奉一下就会有人一直找你，关爱你。一定要试一试！

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[fanaticsnail]

This is the exact moment where Heat realised Tobiuo loved him as much as he loved her. Actions speaking more words than her tongue could ever produce: fingers to his scarred lips and expressing the same delicate touch he gives to her hair.

Rolling the strands in his hands, he wonders truly how long she's felt like this, and where to go from here.

[elycetellsall]

“if the king will not seek justice the queen will”

[cherryclitgirl]

The Gods

Maegor x reader

*No use of y/n

Warnings: Child loss, Targaryen incest, mature content, young pregnancy.

Note: This has been sitting in my drafts since the b&c episode, sorry for some mistakes I made:)

Anyone who had a mouth would always say the gods did not favor the king. Although the four pregnancies his niece wife had been blessed with said other wise. It raised a large concern among the Maesters since the girl had been young when she bore Maegor’s first child, and within months, she was pregnant once more with his second. This happened two more times, ultimately she bore three boys and one girl, yet, the king was but satisfied. Despite obviously favoring their oldest son Aegon, Maegor wanted more children. Wanting for his legacy to carry on, he pressed his wife for one more child.

His wife refused having just given birth to their daughter, Rhaella . She had been warned by the midwife and the grand maester that she would not be able to birth another child. King Maegor however, did not take this lightly. He reminded her once more about her position. She was there to provide him with children.

Being the youngest of his wife’s, the princess was often sheltered by Ceryse Hightower. The oldest of the queens. Having seen Alys tortured and killed by Tyanna , Ceryse was more protective of the young girl. Suggesting the young girl to spend her each of the four pregnancies at Dragonstone with the queen mother Visenya. The princess agreed after all, her mother Dowager queen Alyssa and two youngest siblings were wards of queen Visenya.

Upon her return to the almost finished Redkeep, the princess was greeted by Ceryse. Aegon the oldest came running to his mother, his brother Baelon by his side. They adored their mother, more than anything, always following her around.Their youngest son Rheanor who was still a babe was brought in by his wet nurse. “They’ve missed you” Ceryse smiled to the princess, helping her take a seat on the sofa. Ceryse cradled Rhaella in her arms, a beautiful baby girl with light purple eyes and small silver curls “She’s beautiful “ Ceryse whispered more to herself than the princess. “My only girl” the young girl smiled at the tiny girl “she’s so quiet”. As Ceryse held Rhaella, the princess paid her attention to her three boys. Aegon she had when she just five and ten, Baelon came next in that very same year. Maegor believed he had defied the gods who failed to grant him a child. When she was six and ten she gave birth to Rhaenor, following his previous act, Maegor got his wife pregnant again.

“I’m afraid” The princess voice took Ceryse out of her thoughts. Ceryse looked up bewildered not entirely sure what the princess meant. She stayed silent for a moment, then spoke “Don’t be” Ceryse reassured her “Tyanna would be foolish to harm your children “. The princess shook her head “not Tyannna” she paused looking away from Aegon for a second “The gods” she said softly, placing a soft kiss on Aegon’s head.

Ceryse did not know what to say, she simply looked back at Rhaella “Tonight I’ll tell the guards to stand by your door” she told the young girl.

That night, the wind blew hard, the whistling of the air was heard like hushing voices. The rest of the royal apartments had yet to be finished and with Rhaella still being a new born babe, the princess moved her bed to a single room. Where she could be closer to her precious children.

After her sons were fast asleep, the princess turned her attention to her daughter, but as she was about to pick her up from the cradle ; two figures emerged from the shadows. The princess let out a small gasp, but before she could do anything a man grabbed her and pointed a sharp dagger to her throat. His voice raspy and deep “Stay still” he commanded, his spit getting on her frighten face.

The other figure stepped out, he wore the robes of the Faith of the seven and held a small sack in his hand. The man holding the dagger laughed, a wicked and bloody laugh “we’ve got the queen!” he sneered his sharp blade tightening deeper into her throat. The man with robes spoke with a stoic face “they asked for son”. The man with the dagger scoffed “pick one” he said nudging his head to three beds in the room. Aegon, Baelon and Rhaenor slept, unaware of the immense danger they were in.

“Please-“ the young girl begged softly, tears swelling up in her eyes. She did not want to wake up the children, but she needed to be a bit louder so the guards could hear her. “Shush” the man with the dagger hissed “we need to get at it and get out” . She tried to speak louder but the man covered her mouth muffling her sounds while he pulled her closer. The man with the robes looked at then three sleeping boys “Which one is the oldest” he spoke coldy to the young girl. “I-“ she tried to speak but no words came out her mouth. She looked at the man with her dagger who held her with a firm grip.

“I have a necklace” she spoke softly reaching for her neck “It’s of great value-“ she was cut off by the man with the dagger who he snatched the necklace right off her neck. “That’s not a son” he sneered shoving it into his pocket.

“Please” she begged her tears falling down her terrified eyes “kill me” she sobbed “not my boys” she pleaded in desperation. But her pleads were to no avail. She looked back at the door hoping for a guard to hear her, come bursting through the doors and put an end to this madness.

The man with the dagger followed her gaze and mockingly spoke “There’s no one out there”. The young girl’s heart dropped even more. The air had left her stomach, her mouth had gone dry, for a second her tears had stopped. Simply standing there in a paralyzed state, her mind had gone blanked.

“Pick the oldest” the man with the robes spoke . “Or we’ll kill them all” his harsh words snapped her out the shock, like a fish out a water she gasped and pointed at Aegon’s bed.

Her first born, her first babe. The child that had made her a mother.

“She could be lying” the man with dagger said skeptically to which the man with the robes corrected upon seeing the young girl’s expression “No” he spoke solemnly “she’s telling true.”

The man with the dagger pushed the young girl away from him “Hold him down” he said moving to Aegon. The young girl watched in horror as the man with the robes covered Aegon’s mouth “mommy-“ was the last thing she heard as they began to cut his throat.

She moved quickly, picking her baby girl from the cradle, she moved to Rhaenor’s bed pulling up to her. The sleeping child woke up confused, the room was filled with the Aegon’s muffled cries. She reached in for for Baelon but she could not carry three kids at once. She was in despair and unsure what to do, “run” she told Baelon who was still woozy from his sleep. She had a one year old in one her arm and her girl in the other. She hurried after Baelon whose small foot steps were barely heard.

The man with the dagger was right, there was no one guarding her door. She ran, catching up to Baelon making sure not to drop the children, her arms trembling and her voice soft and frighten she begged “please …. please “. Her soft rapid breathing was filled with anguish and terror. She stopped in the middle of the hall, then turned to rushing. The castle was dead silent, the only thing she could hear was the whispering of the hair.

Making her way through the unfinished halls she hurried to Maegor’s chambers. Surely he would protect her, he would understand. He could keep his three children safe from the men’s harm. “Mommy” Baelon’s tiny voice spoke trying to hold on to her. It only made the young girl more desperate, as she had no free arms left. She placed Rhaenor down close to Baelon as she ushered them forward to keep on walking.

She pushed though the doors of Maegor’s chamber to see Ceryse’s naked back on top on Maegor , her back moving on him while their moans filled the chamber. The young girl moved forward crouching down on the far end of the room.

Maegor pushed Ceryse off quickly sitting up, looking at his wife with a horrid expression Ceryse gasped “Your grace-“ she tried to speak but was cut off by Maegor who noticed his young wife pulling the two boys closer while still holding her daughter. “What’s happened “ he demanded loudly.

She didn’t say anything simply stared into the ground still clutching her children “The killed my boy” she spoke solemnly a single burning tear falling down her cheek. The child held her children closely wishing for it to be a nightmare, a nightmare her mother would soon wake her up from.

[dinosaurwithablog]

Parenthood...

Schweinsaffe by Michael.Doering on Flickr.

[maybe-im-dark]

Picture this: Logan and Wade lie on the couch, Logan in Wade's lap. Wade is running his hands over Logan's abdominal muscles. And under the layers of hair growing over them he feels...nipples?

"Uh, Logie-bear, what are those?"

"Oh, my teats."

"Teats?"

"Yup. Part of my mutation. They're for breastfeeding on females. But males have them too."

"Could you breastfeed me with them?"

And then Wade begins to lick and suckle at them, even though nothing comes out. It drives Logan insane, it's so intimate and beautiful and he never had anyone appreciate his body like that before.

[honeyzee312]

BITCH WE CAN SHARE HER <3

sonly thee lebzianz tho

the moon

[muckyschmuck]

PLEASE I DIDNT MEAN IT

[fanaticsnail]

Thank you for the tag, Nina! Look at you and Law! So cute. I love it. I did Heat x Tobiuo because I love them.

Tagging: @remisloves @i-am-vita @feral-artistry @indydonuts @thenotsofantasticlifestory @sheerxfiction @physics-of-one-piece @queenmimi2817 and whoever else would like to kiss their blorbos, or have their OCs kiss their Canon.

tag game! found this adorable picrew where you can kiss your fave

tagging @jasonsmirrorball @teddybeartoji @orchidsangel (no pressure!) and anyone else that wants to join in!

[fanaticsnail]

If you fall, then I will too

I did some Tobiuo x Heat (Teat) art practice this morning because I love them together. One day I'll write about them properly.

Pose

[elycetellsall]

“where is duty? where is sacrifice? they’ve trampled under your pretty foot again”

[batartshikns]

i- i drew him even more of a wet cat..... oh. oh buddy. oh. oh man. 😭

@evermorethecrow