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We gotta do something about the way dog owners behave. No other pet owner is just bringin the pet wherever the fuck they go all the time but for some reason with dog owners they think its fine if they bring their dog to the gym and taco bell and whatever. And you invite a dog owner to your house where youve got your own pets youve got your dog and your cats and whatever it is you have and this dog owner shows up at your door like "oh i brought my dog i hope thats okay hes so sweet youll love him" and it is always the most untrained poorly behaved agressive animal that has ever lived. And we all have to pretend like its acceptable behaviour well im sick of it

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sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

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Getting the shiny Enamorus in Pokémon home is so cumbersome lol

So in order to get it you need to have completed the Hisui Pokédex, which I had assumed I had already done since I completed in PLA.

But then I remembered that’s not good enough, you have to have transferred all the Pokémon from PLA to Home for Home to know you completed it.

Which I also thought I had already done. But then I remembered just having the Pokémon themselves isn’t good enough. They have to specifically BE from PLA. You can’t say, transfer a piplup from BDSP and have that count for your PLA Dex too.

So then I was like ‘well how do I check which ones I transferred from PLA and which ones I didn’t’ but there seemingly wasn’t anywhere on the Switch Pokemon Home app I could check this.

Then I realised, you have to log on to the phone version of the app, that’s where you can check your individual Pokédexs for each game.

Which was pretty annoying because you can ONLY transfer your Pokémon in from the switch app but you can ONLY check your regional Pokédex progress on the phone app and YOU CAN’T HAVE THEM BOTH OPEN AT THE SAME TIME.

But anyway I figured out I had six Pokémon missing, found 5 of them in my PLA boxes, so I was only missing one: Remoraid. I must have only caught one and then evolved it, not thinking a remoraid would ever matter.

I had one in BDSP so I was hoping I could transfer that one into PLA and then out again to trick the app into thinking it was from PLA. But that didn’t work, I think it just goes off the Pokémon’s origin mark.

So anyways I booted up PLA for 5 minutes so I could catch a remoraid, and it was all pissed at me when I tried to catch it so I had to throw some mud at it first. But after all that I finally got my shiny enamorus. Now to just leave it rotting in my boxes forever.

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Conservatives having a normal one

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online millennial: did you see that clapback McDonald did on twitter today?

other online millennial: yes, it was cool

both online millennial, in unison: today we will eat at McDonald 

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I've always disliked mr beast just based on his content mill vaguely exploitative vibes so it's been kind of wild learning he also does legitimate crimes and workplace violations. it's like disliking an acquaintance because they're kinda annoying and then finding out they kill people too like damn dude you didn't have to do all that i already hated your ass.

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Thanks for your patience and support. As a result of president Trumps efforts, Grindr is back in the US!

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so the tiktok ban was literally just propaganda for the trump administration. like. we all agree with that right. this is just laughably transparent. the ban wasn't even 24 hours. not even a whole day. to quote my infinitely funnier mutual from Discord, "Misha Collins was bisexual longer than TikTok was banned"

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Most anticipated character additions for Mario Kart 9:

Baby Pauline

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ppl with the kim possible text tone be putting their phone on loud and waiting for people to text them in public. girl we heard it

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all loads simultaneously accepted and refused at Schrödinger’s cum dump

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