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The sonic generations rerelease had me looking at the characters attending sonic’s birthday party and thinking about how the cast basically hasn’t expanded at all since then

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Claim your title as “tumblr freeloader” (meaning you haven’t spent ANY kind of money on tumblr) here.

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So did Eggman just not know that his dead cousin and grandfather were in that void with him

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Can we talk about how the Emerald you get from Shadow in Sonic Generations (2011) just happened to be the one that was the same colour as the fake one Tails made in Sonic Adventure 2 (2001) so the plot point that Shadow switched the real emerald for the fake one in actually made sense in shadow generations? That’s like the happiest accident 😂😭

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- From space

- moving backstory

- incredibly powerful

- stoic personality

Rosalina really is the shadow the hedgehog of the Mario universe

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I thought it was kinda weird that Emerl was hyped up so much in Gerald’s journal and the dark beginnings cartoon only not to appear in the game itself

This is my Chaos Zero in Forces moment

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Considering Shadow generations is like a spiritual sequel to the shadow the hedgehog game, I thought it was weird that there weren’t any levels from shadow in it. (Unless the space colony ark is supposed to count as one?)

And like, it would have made more sense to have one from there over chaos island lol

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My favourite part of Shadow generations is that they gave Shadow his own edgy version of the wisps

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cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

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They had to get that Voss water money

Skye Riley every 30 seconds in Smile 2:

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Okay so there’s this twist in Smile 2 that the main character’s best friend was actually just a delusion created by the smile demon the entire time and I just wanted to unpack how little this twist made sense and even mattered

- the best friend first arrives when the main character is being chased by the demon. Her arrival stops the chase from happening and causes the demon to disappear. But if the best friend is also the demon… this means the demon just interrupted itself? Why?

- the next day the main character’s mum arrives to pick her up and the best friend says hi to her while the main character is out of the room. TO GIVE CREDIT TO THE MOVIE the mum doesn’t actually acknowledge the best friend. But also why would the demon say hi to her when the main character isn’t even around? That greeting was just for the audience’s benefit I guess.

- the main character finds out the truth when the real best friend calls her whilst she’s in the car with the demon best friend. But… at the end of the film we find out this car ride was also a delusion created by the demon and never actually happened. So like… what was even the point in her finding that out? Did that phone call even happen or was that just a part of the demon’s delusion?

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The first time you boot up Mario party jamboree, it plays an unskippable movie.

And each time you boot up the game from a new profile on that switch, it will play this unskippable movie.

This is annoying because you can buy stickers to use during a game, but the stickers each person can use is tied to their profile.

So when I played with four people locally who each used their own profile, I had to watch this unskippable movie 3 extra times in a row just so I could buy them the stickers they earned

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Do you think there shouldn’t be a Jewish state at all? Not even in a different continent?

You might need to sit down for this one but ethnostates shoud not exist, regardless of what continent they might be on lmao

The existence of an ethnostate by default means the subjugation and violence committed against other groups of people and you cannot name anywhere, definitely not a continent, where a homogenous ethostate can be established without displacing the people already living there who are not part of the ethnic group.

The only way this can ever be achieved is through ethnic cleansing and you're literally asking me if I'm in favour of that and the answer is fuck no

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I would have liked to have taken part in this play test but sadly I am an impoverished regular Nintendo online member instead of an elite Nintendo online + expansion pack member

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You guys hear about this? Stay safe out there.