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resident-idiot-simp · 2 months ago

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Avengers and X-Men catch Laura

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The X-Men got word of a mutant killing people and went to investigate and ran into the Avengers who were there because the latest death was someone important to the government.

Both teams are shocked to see one another because it's rare they ever cross paths. Sure it's happened before but it's exceptionally rare.

They are at the sight of the latest death investigating when Storm makes shocked noise as she is looking over the body.

"What is it Storm?" Cyclops asked as he made his way over to her. She gestured him closer before pointing at a certain area of the body.

Cyclops too made surprised noise. Before anyone could ask however he spoke, "That looks like-" he trailed off. Jean had made her way over by then and once being shown the same thing inhaled sharply before finally revealing what was going on.

"Logan's marks." She muttered in shock. Storm shook her head, "No there's only two besides he's dead."

Cyclops spoke next, "He could retract each separately."

Rogue had all but sprinted to the body after 'Logan' was said which only amplify the confused looks The Avengers were sharing.

She pushed the others out of the way and examined the marks for a moment. "It couldn't be him, his claws are wider apart these are to close together." She sounded upset.

The other X-Men nodded along excepting this.

"Would someone like to fill us in?" Tony asked for the others. The Avengers nodded along completely lost.

Rogue was the one that answered, "It's stab wounds but they are near identical to what Logan's looked like. You would know him as Wolverine." She answered and yes that did help clear things up pretty well.

"But it isn't." Steve stated. Rogue nodded, "It isn't." She confirmed again.

"But it looks almost identical how is that possible?" Tony asked honestly confused. The mutants shared a look.

"It could just be a similar power." Cyclops offered, Jean pursed her lips at that, "It's possible but unlikely this is.....too similar."

"Did he have a kid?" Clint asked. Cyclops and Jean shared a look and snorted while Rouge looked like she took a physical blow.

"Him a father?" Cyclops laughed at the idea. "He wasn't a fan of all the kids at the mansion I doubt he choose to have his own." Cyclops finished.

Rogue looked pissed now, "HEY! He was great with us he just didn't like the pushy kids. He treated me like his own blood."

Jean and Cyclops just shared a look and Rogue turned away and scowled before her face fell.

"He was Weapon X." She near whispered, "Who says they didn't try to make others to replace him?" She sounded horrified by the Idea.

Everyone paused at that.

"That...is......yeah that is probably the best explanation." Cyclops sounded choked as he acknowledged just how possible that was.

"How could we stop another Weapon X? If they have the claw's there's no way they don't also have the healing factor." Jean asked worriedly.

It was a great question.

They had tracked the next target before the hit took place and all of them prepared for what could happen.

Everyone missed the moving shadow who had managed to sneak around the warehouse before it was too late. The snickt of claws sounded as the woman who had been the target was taken out.

Everyone jumped into action at once and the culprit was revealed to be a lean lady with dark hair and all to familiar features. She snarled at they a growl crawling from her throat, her fangs bared.

"Fuck off and just let me finish the hit." She threatened to no avail as the others went to restrain her. She lashed out sliceng behind her tarring through the ironman suit like a hot knife through butter. Tony yelped as the suit become useless as the arc reactor was sliced clean in half.

She then turned and caught the shield thrown at her by Steve and through it at Jean. She quickly dogege the lazerbeam and lightning sent her direction by the mutants.

Natasha's bites did nothing as they made contact with the lady and neither did the arrows shot by Clint. She just sliced the shafts of them off and let her body push them back out.

Rouge had went to grab her but the other woman danced away. Jean looked pissed as she propelled something through the air only for the lady to dodge it. Hulk had made an appearance and it was only then did fear flash across the woman's face.

"Mierda." She muttered as she tried to make a run for the exit. She was fast but Hulk and Steve were faster. Steve went to hit her but she used momentum to slam him into the floor hard enough for it to crack.

And went tried to jump away and as she did...oh..there was the third claw. A claw came out of her foot and slashed the hulk before he managed to grab her.

She slashed at him and he dropped her. "WHAT IS THE DEAL WHY IS ME DOING A JOB GOOD ENOUGH OF A REASON TO HAVE THE X-MEN AND THE AVENGERS HUNT ME DOWN?!" She snarled as she lept away again.

"These are important people." Tony shouted from where he was watching now useless. Cyclops added on, "We can't just allow a mutant to go around killing."

The woman rolled her eyes before lunging at Natasha and sclising her good before she could avoid the attack.

"So is Deadpool the exception?" She asked as she doged and exploded arow, laser, lightning, and another flying object.

"Deadpool is... A special case." Cyclops admitted.

The woman slid under the hulk and sliced at his ankles causing him to roar in anguish.

"Humm that won't help his ego he'll brag about this for weeks." She speculated as she catches the shield once again and sends it flying at Clint who screeches as it makes contact with his arm breaking it.

Rouge gets sliced as she she faigns a lunge. The woman chuckles and tell her, "He taught you that." Rogue feels her eyes go wide as she locks eyes with familiar brown.

It doesn't last as hulk manages to backhand the woman into a wall. She manages to stumble to her feet and spits out a mouthful of blood.

"You know Deadpool?" Cyclops asked in shock. The woman just rolls out of the way of another incoming laserbean and hurled object.

The lady leans down and picks up a pipe that had been broken off by all the fighting. She dives out of the way of another of hulks hands and b-lines straight for Steve dodging out of the way of lightning strikes. She cracks him with the pipe with enough effort it warps as it makes contact with his side.

"Do I know Deadpool? Of course I know Wade he's my pop for God's sake." She sounds found and with those words the mood seems to shift. Everyone seems more on edge now.

Natasha goes to grab the woman from behind but gets flipped over and pinned to the floor claws inches above her heart.

Everyone freezes.

"Look as fun as this has been I need to get home before my dad's start looking for me. I know you don't want her dead and I don't particularly want to kill her. So let's make a deal." The woman drawled. Suddenly she resembled more then just Logan.

"What do you want?" Cyclops asked as he stepped forward hand on his visor ready.

"I just need a picture of the body and I'll be out of your hair." She offered

Silence

"look I know you didn't like the killing but it's nothing personal just a paycheck." She sooths half-heartedly.

More silence

She grows claws now making contact with Natasha, "Don't be difficult." She threatened eyes dark and voice worbling with her growl.

"Deal." Tony answered from when he had placed himself near them, Cyclops twitched but said nothing.

"Pleasure doing business with you." Laura drawled as she stood up and carefully made her way over to the body taking the picture and backing away.

She gave them all one last glance before disappearing.

"That was embarrassing." Tony said braking the silence. He gave a 'what' gesture as everyone glared at him. "It was! There is now way she was over 20 and she kicked all our asses."

"HELL YEAH SHE DID!" A familiar voice yelled. Everyone whipped around to see Deadpool perched on a rafter.

"Deadpool." Cyclops gritted out while Clint who had been helping Natasha stay standing shared a worried look.

"BRAVO BRAVO!" He cried as he jumped down knees cracking before popping back into place with a sick noise causing everyone to recoil.

"My girl did so good." He gushed wiping a fake tear away. Everyone shifted uneasily as he sauntered closer.

"How is she yours?" Storm asked hesitantly

"Why I'm her stepfather of course." He says with a bow.

"And her other father?" Rogue asks like she already knows. Deadpool just locks eyes with her. "I think you already figured that one out." Deadpool answered sounding oddly soft.

"But he's dead." Jean pointed out and Deadpool nodded along. "Can confirm I dug up the grave and everything."

Horrified and outraged looks were shared between the mutants, but Deadpool continued on, "Laura is a cloan and weapon before she was sent to the void, but don't you worry we got her back." Deadpool explained excitedly.

"Who is we?" Tony asked curiously, "Why I'm so glad you asked Mr. RDJ why me and Wolvie of course."

"WHAT?!" Rogue shouted confused and angry. Everyone shifted prepared for an outburst from Deadpool but instead he seemed to soften.

"Our world can't survive without one he was our anchor being he kept our timeline alive." He spoke softly everything about him becoming less manic as he spoke to Rogue.

"I found us a new one pulled him from a bad place and gave him a new home and purposes. Bonus points he gets a daughter and Laura gets another Logan." Deadpool seemed genuinely excited and happy as he explained.

Everyone shared wide eyed looks.

"He's not like your Logan he's more animal and is even meaner but he's mine." Deadpool finished as he shook himself.

"UHHGG emotions all icky and gooey." He anguished as he mopped.

"Look this was fun and entertain peanut will love the video I took of the fight, bbuuutttt." He drawled before the air grew thicker and Deadpool seemed to loom larger then before.

"Leave her alone. You pull this shit again you won't get her curiosity of mercy. I have a few bones to pick with you X-Men because of newfound knowledge so don't make my day be letting me take out some newfangled opinions on you." Deadpool growled at Cyclops, Jean, and Storm.

"The rest of you I don't have issues with you unless you give me some. Also no my Logan isn't interested in your boy band so don't come sniffing around." He warned before turning on his heel.

"Wonderful talk I hope it never happens again." Deadpool calls cheerfully as he makes his way out and is met by a all to familiar shadowed figure.

(I'm going to try to write the final one and then post this all to AO3 tomorrow I am tired and proud of this. Let's see how well it holds up in the morning)

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