#Stolichnaya

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Ashley Smith by © Thom Kerr

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[musicmags]

[int1macyyyy]

"How is you're night going?" Feat. lightning OTF, Stolichnaya

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[2badso4nick8]

Stolichnaya: Absolutely Fabulous

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I LOVE HOW YOU DRAW EM IM GONNA CHEW EM ALL, oh yeah, and i have some questions :3

how tall are they?

favorite foods/drinks?

what are their hobbies?

favourite animal?

DID I ALREADY SAY I LOVE HOW YOU DRAW?

CHEW TOY HOURS YES!! as for the questions:

first question is answered here! basically two short kings, edd is huge, and matt is fairly average (don't tell him i said that)

Tom- Smirnoff

Tord- Stolichnaya (also vodka)

Edd- Cola

Matt- ...blood

edd and tom have pre-established favorite drinks, so i'm not messing with those. i think tord and tom being friendly ONLY when shitfaced has sooo much comedic potential. having similar tastes is even funnier. as for matt... he's a vampire after all. id say his favorite non-human body fluid would be orange juice.

favorite foods are same as in canon (bacon for tord, the other 3 order their favorites at the diner in WTFuture)

im gonna put their hobbies in their own post...

as for favorite animal:

tord is not an animal person, unfortunately.

and finally THANK YOU!!!!

[vladdyissues]

What kind of drink do you think Vlad would be?

That's a good question. (When you say "drink", I immediately think "alcoholic beverage", so if discussion about alcohol is not your thing, please disregard this post.)

If Vlad were to be honored with a cocktail, I think it'd have to contain these elements:

Vodka, for Vlad's fanon Slavic heritage

Bitters, because he's bitter about losing Maddie

Something expensive or "rich"

Something pink or reddish in color

Something dairy

Something fruity, because fruit loop

So here's my iteration of a "Vlad Masters" 🍹

Ingredients:

1 oz Stolichnaya Vanilla or Smirnoff Whipped Cream

1 oz X-Rated (vodka-based liqueur for a pink color and fruity flavor)

.5 oz Badel Pelinkovac (Eastern European bittersweet liqueur)

.5 oz Goldschläger (cinnamon schnapps with gold flakes in it, so it's both hot and rich lol)

1 oz Bailey's Irish Cream

Combine all ingredients except Bailey's in a rocks glass with ice. Top with Bailey's and stir. Optional: garnish with a maraschino cherry. Enjoy with charcuterie that's heavy on the cheese.

[doriandrifting]

Even the Vodka’s Gay

I was wondering what Stolichnaya was exactly so I googled it and found out that it is a famous brand of vodka from Russia...

(*don’t make a joke about birthdaygate* *be serious*)

Yeah it’s historically gay vodka and post legalization of gay marriage in the UK they even created a drink called “The Happily Ever After Cocktail.”

(Damn nobody remembers the gays’ birthdays 😔)

Anyway, I'm sure everything is just a coincidence and none of this was meant to be queer coded.

[meikamatadori]

Käärijä - Morgan

(translation, analysation & explanation)

fyi, I’m just a fan wanting trying to translate a difficult language so everyone can understand and enjoy Käärijä’s music. I’m not a professional translator so there is bound to be mistakes and room for improvement.

translations are quite literal on purpose.

If you want to listen to this song - it’s on the Cha Cha Cha mixtape (at least found on Apple Music). Please buy it instead of downloading it for free. This song is ~ 1,30€ on iTunes. Support the artist.

Verse 1

En muista eilisillasta yhtikäs mitää/

I don’t remember anything from last night

Muuta ku lähin himasta lystiä pitää/

Except that I left home to have fun

Muisti lähti ennenku astuin baariin sisää/

Memory left before I even stepped into the bar

Enkä muista kysyttiiks multa ovella ees ikää/

I don’t remember if I was asked my age by the entrance

En tiedä olinko herrasmies vai täysi sika/

I don’t remember if I was a gentleman or a total pig

Jos tein jotain tyhmää - se oli kyllä ihan oma vika/

If I did something stupid - then it’s my own fault

En tiedä paljonko palo gillaa tai paloko sillat/

I don’t remember how much I burnt money or [did I] burn bridges

Mutta sen verran tiedän et ainakaa eilisilta/

But that much I know that last night

Pre-chorus

Ei ollu success, se ei menny putkeen/

It wasn’t a success, it didn’t go well

Ja kaiken lisäks himmee darra puskee/

And on top of that, [a] dim hangover* pushes

Oli eilen poika pitkin iltaa yhtä hymyy/

Last night [the] boy was all smiles

Nyt pitkin päivää puhelin soi ja frendit kysyy/

Now all day [my] phone rings and friends ask

Chorus

Oonko mä kondikses?/

Am I okay?*

En!/

No!

Oonko mä kondikses?/

Am I okay?

En!/

No!

Mul on himmee hedari ja hengaan himas iha himmees morkkikses/

I have dim ass headache and I hangout at home in a dim ass moral hangover*

Oonko mä kondikses?/

Am I okay?

En!/

No!

Oonko mä kondikses?/

Am I okay?

En!/

No!

Mul on hiukset sekasin ja hengaan himas ihan himmees morkkikses/

My hair is a mess and I hangout at home in a dim ass moral hangover

Verse 2

Huonovointisuus on läsnä ja koko pääkoppa kolisee/

Unwellness is present and [my] whole skull rattles

Ja mä vannon etten koskaa enää tuu koskee Stoliksee/

And I swear I’ll never touch Stolichnaya*

Kaadan viimeset pohjat pönttöön ja heitän tupakat roskikseen/

I’ll pour the last bottoms* into the toilet and throw cigarettes into trash

Sillä tää olotila saa vahvemmankin yksilön polvilleen/

Because this feeling* puts a stronger individual to their knees

En tiedä otinko iisisti vai paloko multa pinna/

I don’t remember if I took it easy or did I burn* my cool

Menikö tää poika suoraa puuta päi ja melkee linnaan/

Did this boy go straight into a tree and almost to jail

En tiedä paljonko meni gillaa ja monta flindaa/

I don’t remember how much money went and [how] many bottles

Mutta sen verran tiedän että ainakaan eilisilta/

But that much I know that last night

Pre-chorus (no translation added)

Ei ollu success, se ei menny putkee/

Ja kaiken lisäks himmee darra puskee/

Oli eilen poika pitkin iltaa yhtä hymyy/

Nyt pitkin päivää puhelin soi ja frendit kysyy/

Chorus (no translation added)

Oonko mä kondikses?/

En!/

Oonko mä kondikses?/

En!/

Mul on himmee hedari ja hengaan himas iha himmees morkkikses/

Oonko mä kondikses?/

En!/

Oonko mä kondikses?/

En!/

Mul on hiukset sekasin ja hengaan himas iha himmees morkkikses/

Chorus 2

Sängyl morkkikses!/

On bed in a moral hangover!

Pöntöl morkkikses!/

On the toilet in a moral hangover!

Mul on himmee hedari ja hengaan himas iha himmees morkkikses/

I have dim ass headache and I hangout at home in a dim ass moral hangover*

Suihkus morkkikses!/

In the shower in a moral hangover!

Sohval morkkikses!/

On the couch in a moral hangover!

Mul on hiukset sekasin ja hengaan himas iha himmees morkkikses

My hair is a mess and I hangout at home in a dim ass moral hangover

Interlude

Ah, iha kauhee morkkis/

Ah, what a [bad] moral hangover

Hyi saakeli/

Ew, damn*

Siis ihan sairas morkkis/

Such a bad moral hangover

Vaikken muista yhtää mitää/

Even if I don’t remember anything

Mul on pisto rinnas ja hyvin vahva tunne et eilisilta/

I have a sting in my chest and a strong feeling that last night

Pre-chorus (no translation added)

Ei ollu success, se ei menny putkee/

Ja kaiken lisäks himmee darra puskee/

Oli eilen poika pitkin iltaa yhtä hymyy/

Nyt pitkin päivää puhelin soi ja frendit kysyy/

Chorus (no translation added)

Oonko mä kondikses?/

En!/

Oonko mä kondikses?/

En!/

Mul on himmee hedari ja hengaan himas iha himmees morkkikses/

Oonko mä kondikses?/

En!/

Oonko mä kondikses?/

En!/

Mul on hiukset sekasin ja hengaan himas iha himmees morkkikses/

Chorus 2 (no translation added)

Sängyl morkkikses!/

Pöntöl morkkikses!/

Mul on himmee hedari ja hengaan himas iha himmees morkkikses

Suihkus morkkikses!/

Sohval morkkikses!/

Mul on hiukset sekasin ja hengaan himas iha himmees morkkikses/

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Let’s start with the song name Morgan.

It’s clearly another word for morkkis (moral hangover). I honestly think it could be used as the english term for morkkis.

Ja kaiken lisäks himmee darra puskee

And on top of that, [a] dim hangover* pushes

Himmeä means dim and it can be used to describe pretty much anything. ”Toi äijä on iha himmee” that guy is so dim (weird/out of it) or ”Himmee auto” dim car (cool car)

Here it means that he’s having a bad hangover.

Best way I’d describe it - it’s a word to use when you want to specifically stress something, positive or negative -> it will make your statement stronger.

Oonko mä kondikses?/

Am I okay?*

Kondis comes from the word kunto (condition/fitness). His friends are asking his condition.

Mul on himmee hedari ja hengaan himas iha himmees morkkikses/

I have dim ass headache and I hangout at home in a dim ass moral hangover*

Morkkis basically means moral hangover, it means you regret something you did on a nightout.

I used the term ”dim ass” because I feel like it sends the vibe and message across a lot better.

Ja mä vannon etten koskaa enää tuu koskee Stoliksee/

And I swear I’ll never touch Stolichnaya*

Stolichnaya is a vodka and Stolis is a slang word for it.

Kaadan viimeset pohjat pönttöön ja heitän tupakat roskikseen/

I’ll pour the last bottoms* into the toilet and throw cigarettes into trash

Pohja means bottom/base/ground. Pohjat means the last drops of the drink because it’s at the bottom of the bottle.

Sillä tää olotila saa vahvemmankin yksilön polvilleen/

Because this feeling* puts a stronger individual to their knees

Olotila was a bit difficult for me to translate. Basically means how you’re feeling or what’s your mood.

En tiedä otinko iisisti vai paloko multa pinna/

I don’t remember if I took it easy or did I burn* my cool

In finnish we say we burn our cool instead of losing it - the meaning is still the same, just different wording.

Hyi saakeli/

Ew, damn*

Hyi is used to express disgust and you can add a swear word to it (just like hyi saakeli)

Bonus thoughts: I absolutely love the beat and Käärijä’s flow on this one.

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If you have questions about anything, ask! I’ll answer them the best I can. Also if you’ve a better way to express something or you think of another meaning - comment it!

Thank you for the support the last translation post got :)

- Max

[musicmags]

[int1macyyyy]

Ohhhhhhhh shit my store got in Stolichnaya it's on I'll update in a little bit

[cigarettesweetheart]

mmmm hi yes i would like a pack of malboro reds, a whole bottle of stolichnaya and a noose! please and thank you!

[ladamedusoif]

Share your martini recipe please love 🍸

Apollo 11 asks, martini asks, and That Man looking like a goddamned snack? This evening is coming up Rose, it seems...

Okay. At the risk of being a bit too into this: I love martinis. Love them. I generally like a dirty martini, either vodka or gin, with a 4:1 proportion of base spirit to vermouth, with about a tablespoon of brine and three olives (so you get a little snack with your drink).

I generally pop a few cubes of ice in the glass (I use an old-school small martini glass) while I mix, and use a little jug for the actual mixing. A few cubes of ice there, add the liquor and brine, and stir for about 45 seconds or so. James Bond is a wuss; a shaken martini is watered down - stirred is preferable but you do need a bit of the ice to break down and dilute the spirits.

Then I strain into the chilled glass, pop in the olives, and there we go.

For vodka, I prefer Stolichnaya; for gin, Bombay Sapphire; and for vermouth, the one and only for me is Noilly-Prat. I like Dolin, too, but NP is the business.

Sometimes I do a 'perfect' martini, a 1:1 ratio of spirit and vermouth. But I prefer them dry, in general - but not bone dry. Some people go 15:1 which is insanity to me 😁

Finally, because I'm thinking about them now, some of the best martinis I've ever had:

Harry's New York Bar, Paris. Icy cold, crisp AF, served by delightful bartenders in white jackets in a tiny bar once frequented by Hemingway, Gershwin and basically every American expat ever. My favourite bar in Paris.

Bemelman's Bar, The Carlyle, NYC. This was one of my must-do things in NYC and it didn't disappoint. Yes, it's expensive but you basically get two martinis for the price (they serve one in the glass and give you a little iced jug with another) and the atmosphere is gorgeous. Plus: the snacks are amazing.

Ognisko/The Polish Club, London. The martinis are amazing value for London and they have a menu, so you can build yours based on your preference of spirit. Being a Polish club they have a focus on vodka but you can try out different styles (the potato one I had last time was really interesting!). And the staff are lovely, too. If you really want to knock your socks off the Polish Martini they serve packs a heck of a punch.

Thank you lovely! And cheers!!

[tranquilitybasehotelcasino]

i think given two hours and a bottle of stolichnaya i could convince pete wentz that he’s nonbinary