#Steve cob’s dad

[ask-steve-cobs-parents-au]

oh !, an empty ask box?.. i can fix that.

Steve Cobs Mom and Dad : u 2 regret having a kid?, or anything u 2 did with cobs while he grew up?.

Steve Cobs: how it feels to be the richest corn alive?

Starch:”I never regretted him, why would I-“

Mazie:”I regret him tho.”

Starch:”of course you do…”

Steve cobs:”it’s find actually, I’m happy that I don’t have to-“

Steve cobs:”…”

Steve cobs:”I’m happy that I don’t have to live with my parents…but I was find living with father, but mother?….let’s just say, she scared’s me..”

[smile-files]

mommy let you use her ipad, you were barely two

and it did all the things we designed it to do

now look at you, look at you!

(objectober 2024 day 10: internet)

[livwritesstuff]

Oh!! Follow up to the last one, what’s the most memorable vacation story for each of the family members? Or do they all collectively share one? Also hi! It’s been a min!! You’re doing great!!!

<3 <3 <3

I feel like Eddie’s favorite memories from vacations are from when the girls are little – like, babies little.

He remembers the first time they brought Moe to the beach. She had just passed the ten-month mark, and planning their trip to Maine was one of the first things they’d done when her adoption was finalized a few weeks earlier.

Their first morning in Maine, they woke up early and made the trek down to the little beach nearby. The sky was still hazy, the sand smooth and unmarred from the night’s high tide. Eddie remembers that Moe was dressed in an adorable yellow swimsuit and Steve had valiantly stuck a pink sunhat on her head even though she was pretty much guaranteed to yank it off as soon as the opportunity presented itself, and he remembers that Steve had walked with Moe down to the water, pointing out the seagulls and the shells and the lighthouse all the way down the coastline barely visible through the early morning ocean mist.

Steve put her down right at the edge of the tide, and she’s not quite walking yet so Steve’s still got his hands under her arms as he crouched down to watch Moe's reactions to the waves rolling in. She tried to pick her little feet up above the water at first, but after a moment or two she was squishing her toes in the sand and looking out onto the water with her face looking all inquisitive.

After a couple moments, Steve looked up at Eddie with a soft smile on his face and Eddie’s heart gave a panging throb in the best way because, fuck, his entire world rests within these two people, and he's so damn grateful that he gets to spend his life with Steve, watching their daughter explore the world.

He has that same kind of moment only a few years later with Robbie (who had goddamn hated the beach and there's a special delight in that kind of baby-indignation, as Eddie now knows) and again a few years after that with Hazel.

For Steve, his favorite vacation moments are the opposite – from the later years, when the girls are older, because he’d loved raising babies but the most exciting part of parenthood to him was watching the people his daughters were becoming.

They were hiking a fairly easy trail in Yosemite (because neither Steve nor Eddie’s knees could handle the tougher ones anymore, and even if they wanted to try, Robbie and Hazel’s whining would make it not worth the effort). The girls are a good few paces ahead of them, Hazel and Moe walking hand-in-hand while Robbie argues with them over what kind of bird they’d heard calling a few hundred yards behind them. They’re wearing swimsuits and shorts because Moe swears they’re gonna pass a lake at some point during their hike, and Robbie's got her old Converse on despite the entire family telling her she’d regret it immediately (and Steve’s pretty sure she does regret it at this point, even if she’s not letting on).

Steve didn’t know it, but he was having the same revelation that Eddie’d had seventeen years earlier – disbelief, in a way, at how wonderful his life is and how the vague notion of family that he'd had in his brain at eighteen years old is the life he's actually living now.

[burgycreeper405-blog]

their younger years

what a childhood am i right? ⚰️

the w/out filter overlay thingy

[p1cklemybrown1es]

omg wait ur a father daughter tacopad truther TOO???? PLEASE IM SI INSANE OVER THEM ….its so obvious taco needs a father figure in her life

YESSS yeasss they r Little specimens. Taco obviously needing a father figure is so true And I imagine MePad enjoys taking care of those he loves his friends and stuff yk. Taco yearns to have been involved in any sort of healthy parental role or just relationship (platonic) in her life, and MePad has his mechanical heart set on experiencing familial love (I don't imagine he's actually gotten to meet his creator and supposed dad, Cobs, himself... and MePad sees MePhone4 more as just his boss rather than a relative of his own, though he wishes he did (i could go more into depth on that but im yappinh enough as is SORREY)) and I think he'd definitely take on a caretaking role in his friendship with Taco cause he can tell it's what Taco wants and needs & it's fulfilling for the both of them #EMOTIONAL

[wolfygal2431]

Mephone: Akward Father and Son hug?

Cobs: Awkward Father and Son hug

*Mephone and Cobs hug each other for 5 seconds but then pat each other on the back*

Cobs and Mephone: *Patting Each other's back* Pat Pat.

[chuckchuck228]

GOOD DAD COBS AU BECAUSE WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME actually you have all rights to judge just pls don’t....

Also I did this insted of my math homework lol

(also sorry for a big grammar mistakes. It’s also night time at my city....)

[ajarorworms]

capitalism battle, the battle of capitalism

[m0sspile]

COBS??????????????????????

this is who's blogging rn. old lady

[ask-steve-cobs-parents-au]

Hello user welcome to my OC/AU ask Blog!

hello welcome to my OC/AU ask Blog!, this AU is about Steve cobs if he had parents!.

Get to know Mazie:

Mazie is Steve cob’s mother, she is a physical abuse mother who has hurt Steve cobs couple times…

Get to know starch:

Starch is the father of Steve cobs!, he is very kind and supportive, he is harmless!, whenever Mazie tries to hurt Steve cobs, starch always save’s the day! Well sometimes….he can sometimes be too late…

And there’s Steve cobs!, but you already know him already, so that’s all the family members!(i might add more family members..)

Who you can ask!:

Steve cob’s mom/aka Mazie.

Steve cob’s dad/aka starch.

Steve cobs.

You are welcome to ask them anything!, but here are the rules…

THINGS YOU CAN’T ASK THEM:

Do not flirt with ANY of them.

No NFSW/unspeakable/horny asks/questions.

if you wanna see my main blog where I just post random shit, here!:LoonyOctavia

And I think that’s all!, so be free and ask them shit.

If you see Replycons of terezi from homestuck, that’s me(the creator of this AU) also here’s how the Replycons look:

THESE REPLYCONS ARE NOT BY ME

These Replycons are by star duo, also credits to them^^.

[smile-files]

i've been drawing so much mephone lately! which is funny, considering how i used to barely draw him at all!!

[willowreadsgayfanfiction]

Ii fandom if your dad kinda sucks PLEASE turn his contact into Steve Cobs, I did it and it's the funniest shit ever

Here, take these photos, I'd recommend using the first one as his pfp and the second as a chat background. Make his ringtone the basic ass apple vibration. It is HILARIOUS.

[maxphilippa]

it really be like that sometimes bro

now if you excuse me [SCREECH]

when the father & son but different aus

i honestly have a plan, a angsty “first interaction” comic, liek the other two (the mephone and 4s ones), but my brain went “nah” and the closest to that “angsty comic” is smol comic on the left side,, and i did these random doodles too

GKGG AU (Cobs) belongs to @maxphilippa

Blue Eyes AU (Mephone4) belongs to @lettermanjack

[thelolpizzayummers]

help my dad loves Steve cobs.

SO I WAS IN THE CAR WITH MY DAD TALKING HIM THROUGH II S2 17 SINCE MY DAD IS A OSC FAN NOW, AND I MENTIONED COBS AND THIS MF HAD THE AUDACITY SAYING

"In Steve Cobs we trust."

"Steve Cobs for President!"

IT WAS ONE THING WHEN HE MADE HIS OWN OBJECT SHOW BUT HIM BEING A STEVE COBS STAN WAS NOT ON MY 2024 BINGO 😢

[wasnott-br-inks]

HEY GUYS, IT WAS ALL A DREAM FROM MEPHONE4!!! STEVE COBS IS A GOOD DAD AND EVERYONE IS ALIVE AND HAPPY AND THEY ARE REAL!!! I LOVE HAPPY ENDINGS, DON'T YOU GUYS?? Guys?..

[sstarpopp]

after ii16, i have a lot of new mephone hcs that ill yap about rn. (if you take inspo off these or use them too please credit me!!)

so, i hc him as a transmasc 12 year old boy who doesn’t know what to do in life. he has an abusive dad and reflects him onto steve cobs in inanimate insanity. the reason why his voice is so deep is because he’s transmasc and insecure of his voice, so in inanimate insanity he made it deep, masculine, and mature. mephone is the character he reflects himself onto, kind of like a self insert, and has a lot of traits opposite from him, like the voice i mentioned and the control he has. in reality, “mephone” has no control in life, and that’s why he made inanimate insanity. a show where he had total control of everyone and their lives, unlike in his own. a show where he can escape his abusive dad and everything going on in his life. he likes to see others suffer in the show to feel in control. in the show there are several hints of him being an immature child, like his signature “MeFon!”, all the instances where steve called him a kid (this was going on before ii16 too, correct me if i’m wrong), and not understanding the weight of his actions and how they impact others. the characters going back to normal objects without souls is him slowly being forced to face reality. he’s alone in his room, playing with household objects.