#steve cob’s mom

[ask-steve-cobs-parents-au]

What’s their moms beefing/fighting about?.

[tapewormoffthestring]

[misticalgoat]

no mom, im not drawing steve cobs with the steve cobs pencil

[knightobreath]

been watching a lot of showvember and ii recently. love those shows. unrelated but i should steal ideas from my friends more often. FAKE DASHBOARD INCOMING

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Anonymous asked: did you hear steve cobs died of ligma

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who tf is steve cobs. wouldn't be me though. stream showvember

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ligma BALLS

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FUCK YOU

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@meeple-inc

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why did you @ a phone company on my post

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OH

#THAT STEVE COBS

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🚪periwinkality Follow

why are so many ii blogs disappearing? did something happen?

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They’re filming the finale today, so they’re probably just busy!

🚪periwinkality Follow

oh you’re right! i forgot about that!

#i haven’t been keeping up with ii lately

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ㅤ metal-petal-deactivated11092023

THIS IS STUPID

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i’m back on tumblr

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\(^o^)/ welcome back

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roboblr missed you!!

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she’s so goddamn immature

#what does rotten apple see in her #text

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Anonymous asked: My YinYang plush is under my bed soaking in milk. Maybe one day they’ll be free ❤️

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WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

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sorry

#not a confession #i can delete it if you'd like

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Filming the finale today

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hey wanna collab

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@mephone4-ae do NOT collab with her. she’s a shit host and will fuck up your show so bad you’ll wish you never made it

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YOUR MOM DIDNT THINK I WAS A SHIT HOST WHEN I HAD HER OVER LAST NIGHT

#i WILL block you

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🥄royalsilverwear Follow

Was taking a lovely walk on the beach earlier when i came across a WHOLE TOILET. Disgusting and distasteful! Completely ruined the scenery.

🟪mepad-ae Follow

Hello, could you please contact me? Your DMs and inbox are closed. This is urgent.

#reblog #royalsilverwear

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For clarification on recent rumors, Founder and CEO Steve Cobs is alive and well. He is not suffering from any disease, nor is his life in any immediate danger.

Please report any misinformation you see to Tumblr Staff.

Thank you,

Meeple Marketing Team

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He won't be for long

[ask-steve-cobs-parents-au]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH, AHHHH-

for

@ask-steve-cobs-parents-au

fanshart

intended to be a triple Baka type thing but like rlly sucks but ermmm 🤫🧏

*DISAPPEARS*

[ask-lab-rats]

Ok, bow, so basically, Steve Cobs just kidnapped you when you were younger, and Tessa was told as a child that if she found you that she was told to help you, ok?,also where's lifering and tea kettle,we need them to pick up their traumatized babies!(balloon and nickel)

"I can't believe my mom might actually be looking for me! M-my mom might actually want me!" - Bow

CreatorNotes: Oh yeah, TK and LifeRing will show up later, I promise. (But they won't be important characters)

[xinnamonbun]

EPIC: The Musical x Inanimate Insanity

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Except there's one problem- I can't figure out who Odysseus is- So how this will work is that I'm putting what the role would be for Mephone4, Test Tube, and Nickel in that order. (Below it I will also explain why)

Odysseus: MePhone4/Test Tube/Nickel

IS the main character of Inanimate Insanity so makes sense to be the main one in this. Also a very morally complicated character, similar to Odysseus. Has many relations that make casting easier and is also intelligent like Odysseus. Tbh...I kinda want excuse to make a Nickel focused AU- ok but actually casting for him is decent and he's also morally...hmmmm. different-y.

Penelope: MePad/Fan/Baseball

MePad is like the only one that makes sense for Mephone4 (unless there's someone better y'all can think of, I'm happy to hear it!) Ship.

Telemachus: Bot (?)/Bot/???

I don't know what would make sense here??? But he has a close-ish relationship with Bot so eh- It's her and Fan's child. LITERALLY w h o?

Eurylochus: Toilet/Paintbrush/Balloon

It fits with the whole betraying thing and Toilet being the right hand man makes sense in this case. Main thing off is personality. Fits personality pretty well and makes sense for Test Tube. It's like how Balloon and Nickel becomes friends but backwards. (also just imagining in Puppeteer Balloon saying "those dumbasses got in there just because there was a woman-" as a demi flag just appears.)

Polites: ???/Lightbulb/Suitcase

Tbh, I don't know who this would be for Mephone4. She LITERALLY gets Test Tube to see things from a different perspective JUST like Polites. She just IS Polites (early season 2 at LEAST)

The Infant: Bow/Bow/???

Parallels Bow's death in season 1. The song mentions "you low-key remind me of my son" which makes a lot of sense for Bow and Bot. Slight problem with Nickel, he's less of a "how could I hurt you" and more of a "give me that baby and I'd yeet it off a tower" so idk

Athena: Cabby/Cabby/Tea Kettle

This is mainly for God Games honestly, as in defending MePhone4 against the unvitationals. Feels like Test Tube would just yell "YOU'RE ALONE" to her ass. Okay but actually their dynamic works pretty well here. Tea Kettle's got the sass for this role as well as well as the badassery for it.

Polyphemus: MePhoneX/MePhoneX/MePhoneX

He's just a good symbol of death. Plus I think the X makes sense to be one eye.

Aeolus: Clover/Clover/Clover

The goofiness just straight up works for her in this, I would also like to mention it works extra well for nickel but it definitely fits the other two.

Poseidon: Silver Spoon/Silver Spoon/Silver Spoon

This is mainly just because of who I'm planning to be Circe... Yeah maybe not the best but I don't have much else.

Circe: Candle/Candle/Candle

She is Circe.

Hermes: Springy/Springy or Goo/Springy or Goo

Springy is PERFECT for this being weirdly friendly because he wants something out of it but never clear exactly what it is, that laugh, just being goofy, trying to make some kind of weird deal with MePhone4, it WORKS. For the other two main reasons for pretty much the same the only reason who is a possibility is because of the GOOfiness and honestly I just want him to be in this-

Mom: ???/???/Tea Kettle (?)

I just don't for these two. For Nickel Tea Kettle is kinda motherly towards him, the only thing is I wouldn't know who to do for Athena-

Prophet: Blueberry/Blueberry/Blueberry

Depressing little bitch. (He right tho)

Sirens: BFDI contestants

EXTREMELY random but I would honestly just love to have this as a dumb reference and I'd love to just kill a bunch of your favs just because.

Scylla: Four/Four/Four

To keep this being the dumb little BFDI section and also because I just want some horrifying Four.

Zeus: Steve Cobs/Steve Cobs/Steve Cobs

Powerful evil yellow man.

Suitors: MePhone4 Haters/Test Tube Haters/Nickel Haters

The greatest evil.

Calypto: Simp

Just a simp.

Gods in God Games: Unvitationals

More specifically: Dr. Fizz as Apollo, Ballpoint Pen as Hephaestus, Walkie Talkie as Aphrodite, Springy as Ares (IF he is not Hermes; if he is it's swapped with Walkie Talkie and the Cameras are Aphrodite), Groscar as Hera, and as said before Steve Cobs as Zeus.

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originally I was going to draw designs for this and THEN post this, but when the wisdom saga came out I started rethinking who would be who, even rethinking what kind of style the designs would be clothing wise and if I would limit myself to things that would actually be worn in ancient times

This post probably isn't going to get much traction, but I NEEDED to rant about this it's been stuck in my head for months.

[snowmuqqin]

Was thinking about this idea again. Steve Cobs as a kid won every science fair (not just because his mom was the science teacher that hosted this event every year)

[ask-steve-cobs-parents-au]

OMG, YOUR DRAWING IS AMAZING!!!

Somthin for @ask-steve-cobs-parents-au

Sorry if the quality is low

also the corn went rotten aw man

[ask-steve-cobs-parents-au]

Drew this, because TWO OF YOU BITCHES(@crumpet-doodles and @sillyzonyt) WANTED ME TO DO THIS, so I did.

(This ship is not cannon, I only drew this for the people who wanted me to do it..but uh yea.)

[oscconfessions]

II 15 was an emotional rollercoaster for me

I was mad at Knife for "killing" Taco but then also wanted Suitcase to pick Knife since im a simp for him and ship them both

I literally fucking DANCED to Taco's song and my sis walked in while i did so

I laughed my ass off when Steve Cobs called Mephone4 because i imagined him accidentally calling his abandoned son and wanting to call his husband (looking at you @5renzito) and then having a whole flashback about Mephone4 and him so thats why he didnt hung up (my mom came into my room and called me for dinner while i was laughing so hard which is uhh- kinda akward)

I screamed so loud in happiness when Paintbrush appeared (i love them) and cried when Lightbulb got eliminated (i love her too)

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[ask-steve-cobs-parents-au]

”you didn’t help people that much..”

Maize.

Ho ho ho! Merry christmas Steven Paul Woopdoo Grandma Cobs!

Unfortunately, you're on the naughty list this year.

You're a permanent naughty lister

-Santa Claus

I can't be on the naughty list! I help people all year! I make phones!! People need phones!!!

[ballpoint-penii]

”so I saw that Christmas is gonna be here soon, in 13 days, so I decided to give you guys gifts before it’s Christmas…”

“I didn’t know what to give you, so I just decided to give you my old homestuck books from April 13, 2009.”

“Yea, I know, lame-ass fucking gift, yea I fucking know, is just that I didn’t know what to give you.”

Steve cob’s mom/Maize.

[🖊️] Thank you, I didn't know you read Homestuck!

[capitalist-bastard-showdown]

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The Brackets

Round 1

Left Bracket

Uncle Pennybags vs Grunkle Stan

Ebenezer Scrooge vs Scrooge McDuck

The Onceler vs Spamtom G. Spamton

Mr. Burns vs Mom

Byakuya Togami vs Seto Kaiba

F. Scott Fitzegerald vs Hero Bossman

Bryce Tankthrust vs Vera Orblein

Vlad Masters vs Jacques Schnee

Right Bracket

Mr. Krabs vs Papa Louie

Moneybags vs Tom Nook

Wario vs Flintheart Glomgold

Mr. House vs Cave Johnson

The CEO vs Steve Cobs

Robert Cyger vs Kunikazu Okamura

Lex Luthor vs Rufus Shinra

Lord Business vs Charles Foster Offdensen

Round 2

Left Bracket

Grunkle Stan vs Scrooge McDuck

The Onceler vs Mr. Burns

Seto Kaiba vs F. Scott Fitzgerald

Vera Orblein vs Vlad Masters

Right Bracket

Mr. Krabs vs Tom Nook

Wario vs Cave Johnson

The CEO vs Kunikazu Okumura

Lex Luthor vs Lord Business

Quarterfinals

Left Bracket

Scrooge McDuck vs The Onceler

Seto Kaiba vs Vlad Masters

Right Bracket

Mr Krabs vs Wario

Kunikazu Okumura vs Lord Business

Losers Bracket

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[infaethible]

obviously mephone doesnt consider steve cobs his father. thats his mom. *crowd erupts into discussion* *several reporters shove microphones in my face* i will not be answering any questions at this time