#Still hate the real Steve Cobs though

[wolfygal2431]

Mephone: Akward Father and Son hug?

Cobs: Awkward Father and Son hug

*Mephone and Cobs hug each other for 5 seconds but then pat each other on the back*

Cobs and Mephone: *Patting Each other's back* Pat Pat.

[the-chessboard-is-personal]

season 2 time wahoo another damn liveblog am I right??

(liveblogging ii season 2, for if it's not obvious. same style as last ii liveblog)

1 - woahh! okay I love the style tbh. wait. Super Mario 3D World/Initial release date: November 21, 2013. this episode: Apr 2, 2013. INANIMATE INSANITY PREDICTED THE DOUBLE CHERRY???? ...huh. weird. why does MePhone have an app for that? y'know, RESURRECTION?

2 - MePad ? can teleport? ?? yeah that egg is gonna be relevant again isn't it

3 - BOW INATOR?? holy shit holy shit ohhg waow,,there is something in this episode that I want so much. lmao. "umm huh, lmhuehyahahuh.." (<- me attempting to spell what test tube said at the end of the ep)

4 - I didn't think the elimination song sucked.. hey wait why does it sound like they get killed or something when they go through the portal. also where does the portal lead

5 - SEVEN?? MeOS SEVEN??? oh huh. is that why someone who dies in space can't come back? OH THE NO SERVICE COMMENT WAS FORESHADOWING!!? wait why is that how it works. why does MePhone specifically get notifications about people dying. wh- okay?? that was ominous ?MePhone what does that rnean. ..chESS MENTIONED

6 - aaand there's another one. ANOTHER TWO??? .oh :| ...what the entire fuck. and yep this episode makes me uncomfortable. who would've FUCKING GUESSED

7 - oh so THAT'S where the portal lead. ..as down as the WHAT- ouhjghhu nooo... not a song

8 - ah yes, MePhone got The Common Code- oh. also idc what the objects say, ftrEwy7u9iop8oaTE7gI is a wonderful name for a challenge. or a password. each new MePhone gets less understandable because of the "techy" voice effec- oh he's dead. [sees Steve Cobs's reaction to the egg] ohh okay. one moment [walks away from the computer]please don't be like dsmp please don't be like dsmp please don't be like dsmp please don't be like dsmp plehokay. oh I don't like him

9 - ...I'm not crying you're crying.,, uohg this is the second time a show like this has had something that felt like it was directed at me. and the other time was Gothi talking to Xanu in Fool's Gold,.,. which was also about moving on.. is.. is that wh- oh hey a gravity falls reference. haha lol :) ...oh this is the depression eppisode. BITCH -> 🌮 <- BITCH

10 - aha! I've figured it out! the secret is MPABZCEAS!! holy fucking shit my joke was immediately kind of relevant. wha..suitcase?? y'know that voice kinda sounded like MePhone

11 - wHUH SMG4 SOUND?! oh wait that sound probably isn't from SMG4, that's just the first time I heard it. still though, neat. ...wild theory. I'm gonna sound like Fan here, but. "Is anything on this show real?" seems.hmm idk. sus. I call foreshadowing. hokay something's definitely going on with Suitcase. oH FOR FUCK'S SAKE yep don't like this episode either

12 - oh fuck they're in episode 1. oh fuck they're in HWUH ?? ..ohh MePhone hates Cobs too. hey if anyone's read this far, I want to know who's your favorite character from the alternate timeline, because why not! mine is Traffic Light

13 - woahhh MePhone backstory! oh. oh I do Not trust that "screen protector". HEY HEY WHAT WAS THAT WHISPER [turns on captions] oh. oh REALLY. HMM. ...wh. what. what what what what what ROBOT ADAM?? MEPHONE 3???? WHAT WHAT WHAT AAAAAAAA UH OH! UH OH OH NO UH OH!! ohkay this is the panic time, the time in every show tumblr freaks out about where things go CRAZY. OKAY OKAY I'M READY AAAAAA

14 - so the person who told me I should watch ii said I need to watch all of season 3 after this episode. I have no idea why! oh fuck! but anyway. that rneans I'll be splitting this section into actual paragraphs since this is the last episode of this liveblog. (<- said that before starting the episode). anyway.

okay. okay Fan just got abducted. ..hhhow did he know that. how did he know that MePad let Marshmallow leave. .hey hey what's with the shot of that panel with the hole in it. maybe I'm just tired but that doesn't seem..right. and not in the bad writing way.

uhm. hey 17:36 isn't supposed to be hitting me too whY IS IT HITTING ME TOO WAUGH.

"is that what you said to Pickle" OHH DAMN MY HEART DROPPED LIKE THE SCENE HOLY SHIT. wait IS FAN DEAD FOREVER??

wait didn't test Tube get eliminated? why did Microphone go through the portal??

looking at the comments for. tbh I forgot what reason when i saw this one

uh knew what KNEW WHAT OH FU-

anyway. so Fan glitching is. gonna be foreshadowing? oh boy let me guess... uhh.. wait why would Fan glitch. other things that glitch are..the tree MePhone made for Cobs? MePhone himself when Tissue Box sneezed on him?? that MePhone 3?? but none of that has anything to do with Fan..

unless.. AHA!

FAN IS A PROJECTION MADE BY ONE OF THE NEWER MEPHONES

COBS IS GOING TO KNOW WHERE THEY ARE AS LONG AS FAN IS THERE!!

although with Fan eliminated, th- oh there's an after credits scene?

UH. UM. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

AND THE OMINOUS OUTRO THEME. UH OH

okokokokokokayokayokayokay. that's obviously some kind of MePhone. the Meeple logo is there and it's phone shaped, so. that's pretty obvious. but not one that's been seen before, right? like not even a model that's been seen before, because none of them have the grabby hands.

because of the red X imagery I'm gonna guess this one is called MePhone X. and if not, well I'm gonna refer to it as that until I find out otherwise

with how scary that moment was clearly intended to be, we can all agree that Toilet just got permakilled, right? like. despite not being in space? that was definitely. not anything good that happened to Toilet there. I'm just gonna assume Toilet's dead, yep that just happened. aaand now there's a seemingly murderous (although maybe it had a grudge against Toilet for some reason, but I find that unlikely) MePhone roaming around. n e a t .

thiiiiinking that thing is the exception to the "each MePhone we see is dumber than the last" rule that seems to be present. hm. wonder who the Big Villain is going to be

welp it's too late to binge s3 rn so uh. yeap. okay. sure. that's a thing

[ask-lighty-ii]

[ oooh thiz is really fun. I barely get to talk to anyone about the alternate world thing :D ]

Ok, lightbulb talkin.

I tried to copy the questionz but this zilly phone we have doezn't want to and zhut off whn I tried [ wonder why ]

Thiz iz gonna be long

Anywayz, you've got zome queztions :3

-- Fan'z queztionz --

1.) "WHATS GOING ON AND WHERE ARE U???"

I don't know!! We're kind of in thiz weird place where therez no objectz but me and zuitcaze.

Everyone elze iz.. y'know how we have armz and ztuff, well imagine the thingz our armz are made of but an entire body. Doez that make any zence?

2.) "CAN WE MEET UP???"

I don't think zo :[ I wanna though, i mizz you guyz

3.) "IS THERR ANOTHER ME WITH YOU?? OR A TEST TUBE?"

nope :[ thatz why we mizz you guyz. I've been here zince the ztart of the month [ zuitcaze hazel been here zince the ztart of lazt month ] [ December 2nd and November 4th to be exact -💼 ]

4.) "AND WHAT HAPPENED TO UR PAINTBRUSH?"

nothing happened, I think, they juzt didnt come with uz ;^;. However it iz we even got here

And hii fan :] hii to all of ya

-- Test tubes questions --

1.) "And, what exactly is your environment like?"

Alright, Suitcase here, Lightbulb briefly explained it. And truly, it's really hard to explain. You think about the real world, I assume, and it seems a lot like that but.. bigger.. more real

Maybe I am not the best person to talk about being real but regardless, there's a lot more stuff we have to on a day to day basis

On ii we just really had the show and besides that, well, it was minor stuff. Nothing took nearly as much effort as what we're doing now.

School, I mean we technically have an unofficial job. Its kind of crazy to be here, everything is so starkly different from how it was before

2.) "Are you aware of... the extents of MeLife, and MePhone4's 'creative ability?' Of Steve Cobs' transgressions"

Unfortunately very much so

As much as I'd like to put everything behind me I still know about.. everything

Once i got comfortable here [ relatively ] I hoped the hallucinations would go away, that I wouldn't be tied to what i was before being transported here. But their not, and... ok, that's enough

3.) "Do you know if you are real?"

Both unfortunately and fortunately not out of context

And yes? Maybe?

Like Lightbulb said earlier we've been here a month [lb] and 2 months respectably

Which means Lightbulb is very much connected to your Lightbulb in an emotional sense [ everything you did in ii feels like she did it essentially. Even though she wasn't necessarily there ]

I, however, do not associate with many actions your Suitcase did in the finale. [ as much as I hate Cobs I couldn't do what your Suitcase did ]. I seemed to have formed here just before your Suitcase was able to overcome her fears and such. Meaning that didn't transfer over to the Suitcase here.

Kind of a side tangent there, but describing "real" isn't really something that comes naturally. Since the concept of "real" is incredibly abstract in and of itself

All this information comes from watching the show by the way, that is something we have access to here.

If I ever find out away to get in better contact with you guys I'll let you know. - 💼⚛️

Zide note, i REALLY want to zend you picturez of us/where we are. But Apricot zayz thatz dangerouz. [ Apricot iznt an apricot iznt that weird? ]

[ Atom verse works just fine for the both of us ]

I hope we answered your questions effectively and I look forward to talking with you again. Sorry about the incredibly long ask by the way.

-💡⚛️ & 💼⚛️

Fascinating. Fascinating! FASCINATING!

Your responses are greatly appreciated, I assure you! This is EXACTLY the kind of thing I hoped would come out of contact with the Internet of the real world!

and sharing cookie pizza recipes!! :D

Yyyes, that too. Anyhow! This information… information on a universe containing alternate versions of objects I know, from TWO PRIMARY SOURCES! This is scientifically revolutionary at the LEAST! I need to document this! And make copies!

Someone get me a portable photocopier and a ballpoint pen! No, two of each! And a slice of that cookie pizza! Be right back!

i think u’ve sent test tube into shock, in a good way :p

sooo taking over while shes documenting stuffs, hiiii!!1 fan here, thanx for answering!!!!!!! we hope ur school duties are going well and stuffs!! im trying 2 get our lightbulb and suitcase 2 come say hi…….

HI!!!!!!

Um, hi! This is the… the other Suitcase? Apparently there are more than two-ish, so I’ll go with Test Tube’s title for our… online presence. So, this is ALI!Suitcase! Hope you, uh, get better at overcoming your fears and all.

(I know it doesn’t come easy. Definitely didn’t for me, haha, and I’m still working on it. But just, um, talk to your friends whenever you’re feeling down. I know any version of Lightbulb would be happy to help. And family and whoever you trust. And work on some grounding methods, and get enough sleep, and take your meds, and… I don’t know, make some popcorn? You got this. Sorry, rambling.)

GOOD SPEECH, SUITCASE!!! to atom!suitcase, i am digitally wiring you TWO ENTIRE SLICES OF COOKIE PIZZA RIGHT NOW. BITE PHONE TO RECIEVE

I’m back! Don’t bite your phone, please. Lightbulb needs to quit doing that. No, Lightbulb, don’t you da