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Fun fact: Jesus died a Capricorn and came back an Aries, ain’t that fun?
Anon? Hey, Anon? This is by far the funniest fucking ask I have ever received��
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oh to be a stage girl in the 30s sitting in my uncomfortable outfit, looking all feathered & positively dazzling in a dressing room packed with other feathered n positively dazzling ladies, sighing because my good stockings have ripped again & having another one of the girls touch the rip on the back of my thigh with tenderness before she tuts & says ‘that’s too bad, sugar. let’s see if i have some that will fit you’. oh to try on the same tights that have been on her legs & to have her say ‘the trick is petroleum jelly’ before she makes me wiggle them down so she can get out a tub of vaseline and make me shine from the waist down & then tell me we���re gonna be stars together one day and we don’t need anyone else but each other and for me to climb over all the snoring girls late at night to lay right next to her & hold her tender hands & say ‘yeah, ok, just me and you’
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marriage story as mickey and goofy is the funniest thing i’ve heard in the last decade (x)
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please watch this unedited clip from the digimon movie
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scan of FRUiTS november 2006 in ripped plastic bag
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