#Steph is cackling

[chrysanthemum9484]

Excuse me?

What the fuck do you mean by the last tag?

Elaborate please!

Prompt 100

“What are you, a Kent?” 

It’s a saying in the world of the supernatural. A well-known one even. See, several, many generations back, no one quite knows when, the Kent family managed to run afoul of a particularly nasty creature who laid a curse upon them. The original wording, no one quite knows either, but the gist, everyone is aware of. For no firstborns will be born to them before they already have one. 

It was supposed to be airtight in a way, a curse that would end the entire bloodline really. For a child to exist before they could have a child? How could that be? 

Well. That curse had… backfired. It had backfired massively. Most, at least back when blood was everything, didn’t exactly ponder things like adoption to those outside of their own bloodline. The Kents however, lived in a very simple village, one that had disease spread through it often back then, leaving families childless and children parentless. 

What were they to do but take them in? And so they had a son, many sons and daughters even, before their firstborn. Now of course, most would simply dismiss it afterwards. After all, that was the end of the story, isn’t it? 

Well, no. See, the curse was a family-line curse, a just in case perhaps, that meant that each generation could not have any children until they had children. Perhaps it should have ended there, but well. It didn’t. 

Kents are a strange breed in the world of the supernatural, known for having a… bit of an adoption problem. If any child or babe were to be left near their land, one can be assured the family line would take them in as their own. 

Fae, demon, human, changeling, satyr, cyclops, half-breeds, werewolf- it didn’t matter. A Kent would gladly pick the child up and raise it as their own. And now, they could add aliens to that long, long list in the family line. 

And really, perhaps with this context, is it really surprising that when one Clark Kent, said alien, opens his door to a basket on his doorstep holding a trio of godlings, he takes them in with no questions asked? 

[ahfrickenfrick]

jason: without my smokes, i’m an asshole

steph: first of all, okay grandpa fuckin, who says smokes anymore? secondly, even with your ‘smokes’ you’re actually still a raging cunt

jason:…

jason: …but am i serving it?

steph: *snorts* always

[phoenixcatch7]

Everyone keeps pairing Danny up with the bat kids and I'm not even a shipper, but.

Pair him up with Steph,

Cowards.

[ekat-fandom-blog]

Fairy Tale Curse

Valerie, Dan, Dani, Frostbite, Danny, Pandora, Constantine, Barbara, J'onn, Steph, Dinah, and Cass get sucked into a fairy tale world. They each get a chance to be the main character of a fairy tale.

Valerie's story is Little Red Riding Hood, where Dan is the Big Bad Wolf, Pandora's the Grandmother, Dinah and Frostbite are the Mom and Dad that sends her to Grandma's house, Constantine and Danny are the Lumberjack and Hunter that save Valerie from being eaten, while the rest are background characters.

Next up is Dan's story. Cinderella. He had to cook and clean for Dinah, Danny, and Dani. Then Fairy Godmother Barbara forced him to go to a ball where the Prince was Constantine.

Then it was Dani's turn. Her story was The Frog Prince. Steph turned out to be the Frog she had to kiss.

And on and on the Stories went until everyone got a turn being Main Character. But there was one last story they had to complete before they were able to break free of the curse.

The last story they have to complete before getting out is Twelve Dancing Princesses.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

I just love Steph. It's just like take that. It's such just, it's such a good burn...Yeah, Steph has no shortage of comebacks. I love it. -Andrea 

[peggycatrerr]

At least our ship is canon.

You're a fucking snob. "Oh I'm so much better than these fans because I do my fandom differently" BUT YOU DON'T. Marvel fans are the absolute most cliche fans. Lmao this superiority complex people who don't watch OFMD have is honestly just masking the most intense jealousy. You've never watched the show, but you KNOW you're better than the people that do? Get the fuck out of here. You're pathetic.

HOLY SHIT GUYS I'VE BEEN ON TUMBLR FOR NEARLY A DECADE AND THIS IS MY FIRST BIT OF ANON HATE OMG. OMG WHAT DO I DO I WANT TO FRAME THIS <333

[queen--kenobi]

Compare you to a Disney character?

Come on bra- I mean Perse. You really kicked the door wiiiiiiiide open for this one.

Brat

😘

- Steph

Compare me to a Disney character

I'm not a brat! Just because I look like one and act like one, it doesn't mean I am one. That's stereotyping

I will take the compliment of being like Marie tho ❤️

[redjaybathood]

Idea for if I ever get the focus for it but Lex has Steph's kid stolen to use as leverage, not against her, he doesn't even factor her into things except as a weeping woman who will run to Batman.

This was a mistake because the moment Stephanie finds out, she just goes very quiet, drops off the Gotham radar and the next time Lex sees her she's broken into his apartment, turned off all his security, bound him and his holding him hostage.

He's cocky about it, at first, confirming via video link he has the kid, with Mercy hovering over them. She says release them he says no, after all, what is she going to do-

She cuts off his hand at the wrist.

Now Mercy is the one threatening as Lex is howling, and Steph just puts the knife to his throat, points out she will kill him if she doesn't get her kid back one way or the other and starts sawing.

Lex yields, Mercy hands over the kid and starts trying to stymie Lex's bleeding. Then Stephanie shoots her in the head from behind followed by Lex in the face.

Yes, this was probably traumatic for the three year old and for Steph to an extent, but not enough for her to regret it.

This, especially the final scene, feels like it would make a great thriller.

[slautertm]

listen do i think lautski should have been slaughtered ( 😉 ) mercilessly and quick ( though i do feel like they would have fought their ass off )? yeah but i will never forget mariah DIVING into steph and pete’s defense before the scenario was given and they were truly wrapped up with the scenario before

also mariah’s nibbly…

also thinking about how i now simply truly think steph and brenda could be actual friends if they simply talked to each other…. and actually open up ( a steph struggle )

also also i’m going to the grocery store sending you all all the love and i’ll be around when i return

[mandiemegatron]

I AM ALWAYS WATCHING.

😭😭😭😭😭 s-steph honey it's not what it looks like -

[bobbie-robron]

This is very difficult for me. I have a lot of respect for Jack and I’m very fond of Andy.

Alan with Shelly is ready to chuck Robert and Katie out as he has ‘other guests arriving’ and he couldn’t care less if they or don’t find other accommodations. It’s time for Tom’s big party which Robert and Katie were gonna attend but Donna’s words about Victoria has them turning around to miss it. Shelly gives the twosome the weekend to find somewhere else. The rest of the scenes focus on Daz showing up at the farm per Andy’s request who apologizes to him for not believing in him about the twosome.

10-May-2004

[himetsuri]

what everyone else sees:

what tatsuya sees:

[ponytailcoby]

The only way Mr Throwback should get another season is if they let Steph curse.

[emiqip]

im fully convinced that every single member of the wayne household has a very distinct laugh.

Bruce has the billionaire chuckle it's unfortunately super effective on anyone who has a net worth lower than 50 million. Even the members of the JL (that one rare time they managed to make The Batman laugh) get psychically airdropped stock images of private jets and yachts (the only one who knows how to counter it is Oliver).

Just with his smile Dick's can warm your heart, imagine him full-on laughing. It doesn't change even when he's out as Nightwing: many civilians who experienced the vigilante laugh reported feeling comforted and safe even in highly stressful situations.

Jason has the most devilish cackle any human has ever heard. He sounds like he's kicking the curb a second time and unfortunately for anyone around him he's a Hitter: im talking shoulder slaps, shoving and arm-punching.

Tim inherited a watered down version of the billionaire chuckle. If something makes him laugh and he's in front of strangers he'll just let out an amused huff, not giving the person the satisfaction of making the CEO of W.E. laugh. Mainwhile with his friends and family he's less cagey and will let out a bunch of soft giggles on occasion.

Damian looks constipated. That small child is trying so bad to show some decorum by stopping his laughter that he looks like he's about to implode. The very rare times he loses composure he'll let out a mortifying snort, followed by a grimace aimed at himself.

Steph's laugh is very similar to Jason's, so they're extremely dangerous together for anyone in their vicinity. However Jason lacks the wheezing part that Stephanie has.

Cass has a very silent laugh often just showing her amusement by smiling, while Duke's is full of adorable giggles and snorts.

[thefriendlyneighborhoodace]

sometimes i think about how funny it would be if bruce had a slight english accent as a result of alfred being the only adult in his life for most of his formative years. that or he just says british slang instead of english.

this either drives his children insane, or they think it’s the most hilarious thing ever.

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Bruce: Can you pass the chips?

Dick: Sure, B. *passes over the potato chips*

Bruce: No, the chips.

Dick: ???? … yeah? here?

Bruce: NO! THE CHIPS! *gesturing wildly for the french fries*

Damian: Father, are you having a stroke?

———

Batman: Alright, this mission is very important. It is imperative that everything goes to schedule. (shh-edule)

*red robin and red hood snicker*

Batman: *glare* As I was saying, it all must go to shh-edule…

RR & RH : *uproariously laughter *

Batman: *harsher glare* Is something funny?

RR: Oh nothing, B, don’t worry.

RH: Absolutely nothing wrong, “left-tenant”

RR & RH: *dying of laughter *

———

Bruce: *reaching the end of a long rant about responsibility and making sure you are keeping yourself and others safe* And what do you have to say for yourself??

Duke: … You sound like Alfred…

Bruce: *horrified look over coming him* … what

Cass: *furious nodding*

*Some time later, after B has been fished out of Gotham Harbor, which he jumped into after declaring that he “couldn’t turn into his father”*

Alfred: *reaching the end of a long rant about responsibility and making sure you are keeping yourself and others safe* And what do you have to say for yourself??

Bruce: *white as a sheet* … Sorry Alfie…

*Steph is heard furiously cackling in the background*

_______________________

anyways i just thought this was fun

[bluejayscrying]

batman says gay rights because I bet you that every pride month at least one Batkid swaps his angsty cape for a pride flag. no one knows which flag will be next, Monday was a Trans Flag, Tuesday was the classic rainbow, and as the week progresses, the 'old' flags are interchanged for new, gaudier ones. Its one of the first times all the kids get along, sitting in a room in the manor, adjusting the flags and carrying out their roles (Jason buys the flags because who's going to question a man built like a double-door fridge? Tim and Steph combine skills to sew them to fit the Batsuit, and the others focus on sneaking them to the Batcave) Bruce, in a true fatherly manner, pretends not to notice.

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Batman, wearing the most insane bedazzled Gay flag as a cape, face blank under his cowl: whats the mission, superman?

Superman: *chokes*

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Some drunk guy on the sidewalk outside a bar: YEAH!! BATMAN SAYS BI RIGHTS!

*Groups outside of the bar cheering*

Batman: :)

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Bruce hits a point where he simply accepts it, and even shows up to a JL meeting with a ridiculous cap balancing precariously atop his cowl saying 'men want me fish fear me' everyone is too scared to comment on it, even if Nightwing (who is over for and obligatory visit) is so obviously trying not to cackle