#Stepford Swan

[marzipanandminutiae]

[flirting] babygirl I used to be soooooo abnormal about Swan Queen

[lisathegoodgirl]

My parents took all of my stuff out of my room because "it doesn't look nice or neat" they moved me into the caravan. God forbid i ruin the amazing stepford wife/normam rockwell image that you want people to see

[odetteirl]

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About me

i'm tonya, nice to meet u

i'm 15 ( born jan 5 )

capricorn

english and spanish speaker

autistic (be nice pls, i'm a sensitive soul). homicidal thoughts, recovering from sh and eds ♡

interests

movies: zero day, black swan, girl interrupted, lolita 1997, the virgin suicides, mother!, elephant, priscilla, the stepford wives 1975, the love witch, but im a cheerleader, carrie, i tonya, valley of the dolls, pearl, snow white, cinderella, the beauty and the beast, frozen n more

music: lana del rey, marina, poppy, fiona apple, hole, jack off jill, kittie, kmfdm, zheani, etc

fav tcc cases: elliot rodger, jodi arias, eric and dylan, adam lanza, andrew blaze, luka magnotta, nikita lytkin, david katz, guilherme taucci and i like much more but these are my favorites

[le-sad-demiurge]

Movies that straight white women love in the same way straight white men love Fight Club, Joker, Goodfellas, etc.,

Stepford Wives Matilda

Carrie Alien

The Craft Pride & Prejudice

Crimson Peak Marie Antoinette

Silence of the Lambs Breakfast Club

Ex Machina Black Swan

If you know of more do not hesitate to make your suggestions. Prepare for any arguments from yours truly.

[candyredterezii]

Can you recommend any horror movies that aren't like SUPER wet the bed kinda scary but also pretty good? I kinda want to try and get into horror movies more after watching a bunch of Dead Meat on YouTube but I'm very easily scared. I've already watched Saw 1-3 and the newest Halloween movies so those wouldn't work. Haven't really watched any other horror movies tho

SURE THING !!

Ready or Not M3GAN Tragedy Girls Black Swan Jennifers Body The Craft They Live American Psycho The Silence Of The Lambs The Stepford Wives Freaky Violent Night Rocky Horror Picture Show 13 Sins Ginger Snaps Sleepaway Camp Slumber Party Massacre 1+2 Dolls (1987) Phantom of the Paradise

just to quick shot name a few, some range from more black comedy than horror, but ofc look up the titles and see if any seem interesting to you and all!

[likmacuhylang]

Results of May

Books: 1. "The Golden Bough" by James George Frazer |4| 2. "Cafe on the volcano" by Meinecke Francisco Uscanga |21| 3. "Spring" by Ali Smith |25| 4. "About Shakespeare" by Bertolt Brecht |25| 5. "The Augsburg Chalk Circle" by Bertolt Brecht |25| 6. "Leves Amores" by Katherine Mansfield |25| 7. "Les Guerilleres" by Monique Wittig |25| 8. "Don't resurrect me!" by Valery Bryusov |30|

Cinema and Anime: 1. "The Grimm Variations" by CLAMP |26| 2. "On the Zenith’s Edge" by Natyvel Pontalier |26| 3. "The Lost Weekend" by Billy Wilder |27| 4. "Saltburn" by Emerald Fennell |28| 5. "Fallen Leaves" by Aki Kaurismäki |29| 6. "Swan Song" by  Todd Stephens|29| 7. "The Stepford Wives" by Bryan Forbes |31| 8. "The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover" by Peter Greenaway |31|

[cowboyhatesithere]

horror book recs?? 🤲

Of COURSE

Blood Like Garnets by Leigh Harlen for more of a fun light hearted short story collection with some beautiful illustrations

Animal Wife by Lara Ehrlich for a really interesting feminine horror experience (that’s probably the best way to really describe this? That hard to pin down but “I understand this” feeling you might get from the Black Swan movie or Perfect Blue if you’ve watched either of those)

And some books I love that aren’t really horror but either involve ghosts or dark horror esque themes are

Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier

The Butchering Art by Lindsey Fitzharris

The Stepford Wives by Ira Levin

[anticraptainswan]

saxgoddess25 replied to your post “Okay, because there seems to be some kind of debate…. I’m making a...”

It's a gag for Emma. ;)

[fancytyper]

It's almost time to watch once upon a trash. God help me.

[forget-me-nights]

My top movie (or other media) genres:

What even is this " reality" everyone's talking about? And why should I even care ? Like.. so what if this all isn't real, right ? But I need to know! I must know everything, otherwise i have failed this reality!

Why do people care so much about their "true self" ? I thought we're all just vibing? But seriously who am I tho ? Like .. ? I should know right ? I mean I do but I don't but I do but I don't- I mean of course I KNOW I just dont ~know~ , you know ?

Aesthetic with a bit of plot.. you know, as a treat!

Wait I thought this was the right thing to do, why is the villian doing this thing too ?? Why is the hero doing this other thing (I also would've done) painted as something bad ? Oh god do I have it all wrong ?!?! Am I the villian ?? Shit. fuck. Oh god no! NO true hero would even curse this much! Oh God I have never done anything good in my life ever and I have deceived people into believing I am an angel!

Maybe I CAN find a second family like them and even true love ! If they can why cant I? But then again, they most likely wouldn't have become a family if they didn't have to go through this shit so that means - YES I need to find a situation like this with a bunch of people I think would fit these characters and then we'll be a family too! And if I can't find it i will have to create it!

I weep for humans cause they are so alone in this universe, desperate to be close to someone but constantly sabotaging themselves by doubts and insecurities. I am alone too and an evil part of me is glad to know I am not alone in this infinite loneliness. Cause in the end we are all alone and that's okay. It is comfortable in a way. I have found a home in it too. Afterall I have been on my own throughout my lifetime, I can keep on for a few more.

Not necessarily in that order. Feel free to add on!

[queenofglassbeliever]

Emma's style in early seasons (left) vs. her style in season 6 (right).

She dresses like a totally different person.

[violetfaust]

PS. Addendum from last post: some artist in Austin has a message for Emma “Stepford” Swan Jones.

[childofthemoon888]

Emma’s Wedding Dress...Ugh

Been thinking about Emma’s wedding dress and I hate it. Why is she so covered up in so much lace that she looks like a giant tablecloth? I wore a lace dress for my own wedding, but it was a strapless, sweetheart neck with an A-line skirt and a beautifully scalloped hem. There was also a little bit of lace trim on my veil and I wanted lace because it’s classic and romantic and that’s a part of my personality. And there’s nothing wrong with wanting to have something that’s a little bit more modest or vintage for your dress or being inspired by a celebrity’s look. But it just doesn’t work on Emma. I always pictured her in something more modern (and marrying Neal). Not something that makes her look like she’s wearing my grandmother’s dress. I know the Storybrooke costumes for the women have been unflattering and questionable and at times, the younger women wore something that made them look way too old. But seeing Emma constantly so covered up has just become ridiculous. Is Hook controlling that as well? Making sure she doesn’t look at least a little bit sexy so that other men stay away? Because that’s what it feels like. I know it gets cold where they film, but first season Emma still dressed like a young modern, lady and not some 50′s Puritan. I hate this stereotype that she has become. I’m not looking down my nose at women who choose to be housewives and devote their lives to caring for their families. I actually think that is quite noble and kudos to those ladies who have that patience and endurance. But Emma is a warrior princess. She should be kicking ass with Neal. Not being Mrs. Jones.

[celticheartedfangirl]

My OUAT Rewatch -- S6E2 -- A Bitter Draught

Link to Rewatch Review and Ranking archive

Before we dive into this episode, I want to start a new game that I believe we’ll be playing in almost every episode this season.  The title of this game?

What the Fuck is Emma Wearing??????

There’s really no commentary here -- just a screen cap following the title of the game.  What else is there to say?  Perhaps Emma as a Sister Wife is an Untold Story that is now being played out?  

I’m half tempted to take all of the screen caps I make of Emma’s unfortunate S6 wardrobe, and then make one big post of them at the end with Red Carpet-esque commentary on each item.  Would anyone be up for that?  

So funny story . . . . . . . . I really didn’t recall much about this episode, probably because I went into a full-on rage the minute that BELLE MOVED ONTO HOOK’S FUCKING SHIP!!!!  

Because yes, that’s where a pregnant woman needs to live . . . . . on the smelly 300-year old vessel of a sociopath who tried to murder her FOUR FUCKING TIMES!!!!!!

Some 2016 commentary on this bullshit:

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/151489420332/i-cant-believe-i-have-to-say-this-again

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/151264768227/bookwormsandbroomsticks-why-the-fuck-is-hook

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/151263947722/why-the-fuck-does-she-forgive-hook-so-easily

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/151286205217/this-is-the-sad-sad-realization-i-have-come-to

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/151358579772/but-seriously-does-belle-even-know-all-that-rumple

Also, Hook’s “apology” was really all about HIM and HIS pain but hey -- details, schmetails, right?

Ah, the beginnings of Golden Queen.  I will admit -- I laughed OUT LOUD when this shit happened.  Because how stupid is this?  How ridiculously out of character and dumb is this?  Because Eddy Kitsis someone sat in the writers room and was like “Hey lets make Rumple and the Evil Queen a thing even though we’re in season 6 and Rumple and Regina have had how many scenes together and that’s NEVER been implied before!” 

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/151265699907/never-in-one-hundred-years-did-i-think-golden

The Count of Monte Cristo stuff -- I wonder how hard Dumas spun in his grave over that one.  

I will say, Lana is fabulous in this episode.  Both versions of her.  But there’s just . . . . so much ridiculous.  

Also, isn’t it lovely that Killybunny supports Emma getting therapy from Archie?

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/151263294832/you-know-we-never-did-find-out-who-the-poor

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/151251949962/mel35-its-sweet-that-h00k-supports-emmas

Points tally:

40 points to start

5 points for Swan Queen

10 points deducted for Hook and Zelena

10 points deducted for OOC Belle

10 points deducted for the Belle and Hook crap

I’ll give 12 points for Lana -- she’s really knocking it out of the park 

Sorry, gotta dump 25 points for the start of GQ and the Belle living on Hook’s ship bullshit.  There was literally NOWHERE ELSE for her to live?  Under the troll bridge would have made more sense than this shit, which is literally done to a) prop up Killy and b) create Rumbelle drama.  Because it sure as hell isn’t being done cause it MAKES SENSE!

Total points:  2

Follow #celtichearted OUAT ranking tag for more to come!

[justanoutlawfic]

After S6.

[anticraptainswan]

This just in guys: Emma still looks like a fucking drug addict.

Also, her holding his hook looks ridiculous.