#Stefan Kung

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Stefan Küng of Switzerland and Groupama - FDJ after the 121st Paris-Roubaix 2024 a 259.7km one day race from Compiègne to Roubaix on April 07, 2024 in Roubaix, France. (Photos by Dario Belingheri & via GroupamaFDJ)

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lenny-splaining

[sportsallover]

Kung taking the lead 🤯

[bristolcountycyclist]

Stefan Kung took a nasty spill at the European Time Trial Championships and still managed 11th place.

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So being exhausted after work today, I decided to watch the replay of the mixed team time trial from this morning because I find time trials chill to have on in the background while I do other work, and I have the following thoughts:

I love the Afghanistan team so much for being there and I'm very proud of them, especially the woman who finished after falling at the start. Good job, guys! That's really hard, and you did so well!

I want more countries to try this discipline, because I think it's really cool, and also I love that this is a sport that forces countries to consider that ALL of their athletes, no matter their gender, are on the same team.

And yet it highlights some of those entrenched gender disparities that we absolutely know exist in sports-- like, I cannot tell you how annoyed I am when I see that the men's side of a relay all have fancy TT bikes and aero helmets and profile bars, and the women are on road bikes with minimal alterations. Like, you really aren't even attempting to invest, are you?

A million badass points to the Italian cyclist who unclipped and went 'round a corner with only one foot in because she was trying to fix her chain by kicking the derailer at the same time. Was it safe? No. Should you do that? Also no. Was it impressive as hell? Yeah, definitely.

I am very impressed by anyone who rode this time trial today who also rode the men's road race on Sunday. I have no idea how Bettiol and Kung and Craddock and Matthews and Powless et al didn't just, like, vomit at the thought of doing YET MORE circuits. (It should be noted, however, that I thought the men's road race was AMAZING and I loved watching it. Although I'm pretty certain it was literal hell to ride.)

Dude, Team USA: I know we got the money. Maybe we should make sure that Neilson Powless's skinsuit actually fits him? Considering that he's about the biggest name we sent to do any of the road race disciplines for these World Champs, it seems like we should maybe try a little harder. Because those shorts were ABSURDLY SHORT and I was about to die laughing.

Like, we are inching perilously towards booty shorts territory there, y'all.

And finally:

I have no idea what was going on with Switzerland on that podium. They were just absolutely vibing up there-- playing with the adorable Highland coo plushies everyone on the podium gets, chatting away while getting their jerseys, and it totally looked like Kung was making some sort of smart remark right as the anthem started playing and Marlen Reusser sort of turned to him, like, "You are gonna get us all in trouble with the teacher, pls shut up."

[acrazybayernfan]

Find someone who looks at you the way David looks at Stefan

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primoz "negative split" roglic about to come in to ruin hopes and dreams (stefan kung stage win)

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Secret Agent Zero (prod 126)

Original airdate: October 21, 2005

Story by Magnus Scheving, Gudmundor Thor Karason

Written by Noah Zachary, Cole Louie, Magnus Scheving

Directed by Jonathan Judge, Magnus Scheving

Executive producers - Magnus Scheving, Ragnheidur Melsted, Raymond P. Le Gue, Mark Read, Brown Johnson, Kay Wilson Stallings

Starring Magnus Scheving, Stefan Karl Steffanson, Julianna Rose Mauriello

Puppeteers - Gudmondor Thor Karason, Jodi Eichelberger, David Matthew Feldman, Julie Westwood, Sarah Burgess

I don't have much expierence with spy related media except watching 'Enter the Dragon' & 'Spy Kids'. So I'm expecting some kung fu moves and over the top villain plans in this episode.

The episode starts with a pretty over the top cold open. Sportacus is brushing his teeth then he accidentally (accidentally my butt, the door was open, who leaves it like that??) throws it out the door AND HE JUMPS OUT OF THE SHIP (he lands on the sky chaser, durr) to get this toothbrush. And he gets it and puts in his shirt.

Then he goes back up with complete satisfaction that he has a TOOTHBRUSH. Pretty over the top already. Satisified with the Spy Kids aspect. Agent Pink, Agent Candy, and Agent Mine are in Pixel's house in their spy outfits. Communicating on their walkie talkies (they're right next to each other?????), they ask each other if they're ready, and Agent Candy is ready... after one more lick of his lollipop.

They go spying, but nothing is happening.. until Robbie comes in and starts yelling about how much he hates the sports equipment on the field. He plans to remove all the equipment off the field so Sportacus stops flipping and stuff like that. He kicks a basketball (dude..) out of anger, and it bounces back and he does a ridiculous jump.

Truly LOLed. Well, not truly. Anyways, he starts to move the basketball hoop until Milford catches him, questioning what he is doing. Milford says he can't do that, and Robbie asks why he should listen to him (this is ridiculous, you've been living in LazyTown since like what, the 1999 play and you still don't know who the mayor is?), then the Mayor says because he's the Mayor. WORLD SHATTERING NEWS. Then Stephanie says 'Way to go' after Robbie leaves and Milford over-hears her.

Milford thinks he is being watched so he asks Sportacus for help via a letter. Meanwhile, Robbie thinks he should run LazyTown and he has a plan to do so. Then he gets into his Fordmill Meansbad costume. Make that blue and I would rock it all the time.

So, anyways, Sportacus comes, Milford tells him the issue, Sportacus flips onto a wall and he sees Ziggy, and then he leaves. The spies tell Milford he's spying.. well.. they're spies, what the hell did you expect me to say, they're writing a novella? Then they ask what he does as mayor but Fordmill Meansbad answers it for him and also says that he is the new mayor. So then they have a vote (yellow paper = Milford, purple paper = Fordmill), and everyone votes for Milford.

..Except.. Bessie, the rat! Now since Robbie has one vote, he lies that the majority voted him and now he is mayor. He bans Sportscandy first thing and he goes over to his office. Milford is sulking with the rest, and everyone is confused as to who'd vote Fordmill.. then they all look at Bessie, whose excuse is.. 'he had such fancy clothing'. The same logic as all the people who crush on Hans Gruber. Ziggy enthusiastically says he can be a secret agent.

They start off with gadgets. Off to French Fry Hair Boy's house! First up, they have a pen with a built in mini camera, a shoe with a built in phone, and Bessie rings him to test. Then we got two cufflinks.. and if you press one of them.. you get hit in the face.

So he decides to press the OTHER cufflink and gets LAUNCHED UP IN THE AIR. Bessie, the idiot who started the entire thing yells at him to get down from there. You know the drill, crystal beeps, Sporty flips, and he saves Milford.

So Fordmill makes an announcement banning sports, and the kids tell Sportacus everything. Bessie says that gadgets are fine, but you also need style. Then they perform Man on a Mission. The song ends with Milford screwing up (pressing his cufflink..) and Steph asks Sporty to go with Milford. He does, being the nice guy he is. Meanwhile, Fordmill is really getting into being mayor, playing with a mini set of LazyTown and driving the sports equipment away with a truck.

Meanwhile, Sportacus has devised a plan while they are crouching down a wall - flip in, get box, flip out. But Milford falls down doing the signature move.. which is honestly pathetic. So, anyways, he goes into the town hall, and he stands on a trap-door. He has a very.. unique greeting.

Gudmondor Thor made this ugly looking puppet in 1999 for Wit Puppets. Thank the heavens he made new puppets for the 2004 show, because if not, I would be reviewing DORA THE EXPLORER. Anyways, Sportacus shows no fear considering it's a.. y'know.. puppet. So, anyways, the real Fordmill stands up and pulls a lever. He has trapped Sportacus!

Anyways, Milford is also greeted by the puppet, and the puppet says that's a puppet. Puppetception. Also hypocrisy. So, anyways, Robbie stands up and he is ready to pull the lever, trapping Milford too. But Sportacus' crystal beeps so he handstands.

Robbie starts chasing Milford around the office. But the chase is interrupted when Bessie calls to say hi to Milford.. Bessie is unironically my least favourite character and she should be yours too.

The chase continues until Milford says that Sportacus'll save him, but Sportacus is 'incommunicado', 'no longer able to be with us', and 'stuck in a dark place with a lid on it'. Milford doesn't understand it. And this guy is STILL mayor of the town. Maybe the town'd be in a better state with Fordsmill. So, anyways, he steals Milford's pen and writes down 'Sportacus is trapped' and throws the pen out. By now, Bessie is super mad (she started it!!!), the phone is still on, and she tells Milford to give Fordmill the phone.

So, she warns Fordmill not to touch a single hair on Milford's hair, and Fordmill says that he doesn't have any hair. LOL! Ridiculed he is talking to a phone, he breaks it.

In retaliation, the secret agent does.. nothing. In fact, he lets Fordmill (probably off-camera) tie him in ropes, upside down, risking getting biten by an angry fish and also breaking his precious flower (Gloria, which was also the name of David Matthew Feldman's mother, Gloria Feldman.)

The kids decide they have to help Milford. Meanwhile, Sportacus spots an apple on Milford's desk that can fit in the trap door hole. So he knocks the door until the apple falls in the trap door and he energizes, jumping out of the trap door.

The rope breaks just when Sportacus grabs onto it, pulling it up so that Gloria lives and Milford doesn't have a fish bite. Meanwhile, Fordmill is in the town hall, celebrating that Sportacus is trapped until Agent Pink turns the chair around.

Her two partners also appear, and Agent Candy calls him a cheater pumpkin eater before pulling the lever. Milford and Sportacus show up and Agent Pink tells him she trapped Fordsmill. So he gets him out of there, and Candy asks who he is (after he explained it so much earlier in the episode..). He winks and his eye thingy falls off. The disguise is revealed.

They check the votes and Milford has won by a landslide. To celebrate, they sing the Bing Bang song. In the lair, Robbie is sulking, but then the puppet turns over, saying the catchphrase.. 'So, character, we meet again'. In the French dub, Robbie talks about his confusion for who is controlling the puppet (which is ultimately better then the dialogue in the English version).

Then the episode ends.

It was missing a lot of Kung Fu moves. 7/10

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STEFAN KÜNG ‹ La Vuelta 2024 - Stage 2 › 📸 by Nico Götz / Groupama-FDJ

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[sportsallover]

Stefan Kung won???

So happy for him!! It was a long time coming!!

[cykeltojoewgoi]

Stefan Kung kan lide at køre mod tiden

Som tidskørselsracer bryder Stefan Kung altid tidsgrænsen. Den 21. etape af Tour of Spain er Stefan Kungs hjemmebane, og han vandt med succes etapemesterskabet. Den røde Groupama–FDJ Cykeltrøje minder meget om den samlede scoretrøje, som er en ny stil designet af teamet for Stefan Kung.

Tidskørslen er den bane, Stefan Kung har fokuseret på siden sin debut, og han har været aktiv inden for tidskørslen. Han vandt etapemesterskabet i tidskørslen i Tour de France 2018, og han er også blevet opmærksom på af flere fans. Den mest bekymrede af fans er, at Stefan Kung blev skadet i løbet, og hans hjelm og Billigt Cykeltøj blev alvorligt beskadiget. Han afsluttede løbet, mens han var skadet og blødende, og hans ansigt og dele af hans krop blødte stadig. Stefan Kung sagde efter løbet, at han ikke havde for vane at stoppe løbet. Han foretrækker glæden ved at gennemføre løbet, og derfor valgte han cykling som sport for at forstå sportens ånd. Dette års Tour of Spain gav Stefan Kung mulighed for at finde sin bedste kondition, og han vandt også etapemesterskabet for Groupama–FDJ. Den 21. etape var en tidskørsel på 24,6 km, og Stefan Kung vandt førstepladsen med 26 minutter og 28 sekunder.

Stefan Kung var meget hurtig i løbet, og han vandt løbet med absolut styrke. Han havde tidligere holdt ud i 20 etaper, inklusive en svær klatrebane. Stefan Kung kunne gennemføre banen i varmt vejr, og han glædede sig også over førstepladsen på 21. etape af Tour of Spain. Stefan Kung bragte fart og passion til fansene, og hans passion var sportsånden ved aldrig at give op.

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Stefan Kung aime courir contre la montre

En tant que coureur de contre-la-montre, Stefan Kung dépasse toujours la limite de temps. La 21e étape du Tour d'Espagne est le terrain de jeu de Stefan Kung, et il a remporté avec succès le championnat d'étape. Le rouge Maillot Cyclisme FDJ est très similaire au maillot du score général, qui est un nouveau style conçu par l'équipe pour Stefan Kung.

Le contre-la-montre est la piste sur laquelle Stefan Kung s'est concentré depuis ses débuts, et il a été actif dans le domaine du contre-la-montre. Il a remporté le championnat d'étape du contre-la-montre du Tour de France 2018, et il a également attiré l'attention de plus en plus de fans. La plus grande préoccupation des fans est que Stefan Kung a été blessé pendant la course, et que son casque et son Maillot Cyclisme ont été gravement endommagés. Il a terminé la course alors qu'il était blessé et en sang, et que son visage et certaines parties de son corps saignaient encore. Stefan Kung a déclaré après la course qu'il n'avait pas l'habitude d'abandonner la course. Il préfère la joie de terminer la course, c'est pourquoi il a choisi le cyclisme comme sport pour comprendre l'esprit du sport. Cette année, le Tour d'Espagne a permis à Stefan Kung de retrouver sa meilleure forme et il a également remporté le championnat d'étapes pour Groupama-FDJ. La 21e étape était un contre-la-montre de 24,6 km et Stefan Kung a remporté la première place avec un chrono de 26 minutes et 28 secondes.

Stefan Kung a été très rapide dans la course et il a remporté la course avec une force absolue. Il avait auparavant persisté dans 20 étapes, y compris une montée difficile. Stefan Kung a pu terminer le parcours sous une chaleur torride et il a également apprécié la joie de la première place de la 21e étape du Tour d'Espagne. Stefan Kung a apporté vitesse et passion aux fans et sa passion était l'esprit sportif de ne jamais abandonner.

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Primoz Roglič wins Vuelta a España, Ben O’Connor finishes second

Slovenia’s Primoz Roglič sealed a record-equalling fourth Vuelta a España title on Sunday after retaining his overall lead in the final stage of the race, a 24.6 km individual time-trial in Madrid which was won by Stefan Kung. Red Bull-BORA-hansgrohe’s Roglič reclaimed the red jersey from Australian Ben O’Connor with a devastating solo attack on stage 19 on Friday and the Slovenian rider never…

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perfil, rota, horário e onde ver #ÚltimasNotícias

Hot News Neste sábado, 17 de agosto, o Passeio de bicicleta pela Espanha. Um percurso composto por 21 etapas que percorrerá uma distância total de 3.265 quilômetros de 17 de agosto a 8 de setembro. A primeira etapa será realizada inteiramente em Portugal com partida de Lisboa e chegada 12km depois a Oeiras. Ciclistas gostam Quem é van Aert, Joshua Tarling, Jay Vine ou Stefan Kung, especialistas…

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nang ika'y dumapo

isip ko'y natuliro

puso'y sumisilakbo

'di alam kung pa'no

gunita ko sa 'yo'y umuulit

bawat sandali, bawat saglit

pag-ibig sa 'ki'y nagpapakapit

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©Stefan Caty via Pinterest)