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It's three rat thursday

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i didn’t know what “twinking” was in videogames until last night: its making a low level character with high level weapons and then entering pvp for easy wins.

anyway it lead me to a bloodborne gamefaq thread in which two guys screech at each other over being twinks and i thought i was going to die

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enters the pope

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clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

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bad news everyone! the minecraft youtuber factory has just recalled all minecraft youtubers for defects that could lead to swollen batteries that cause explosions

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Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)

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Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

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i am going to create an environment that is so toxic

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less “if you see a man and woman together at pride be nice! they could be bi/pan/trans/ace/aro” and more “stop gendering strangers to harass them anywhere, but especially at pride holy shit”

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There’s a theory that early Europeans started saying “brown one” or “honey-eater” instead of “bear” to avoid summoning them, and similarly my friend has started calling Alexa “the faceless woman” because saying her true name awakens her from her slumber

English has an avoidance register used in the presence of certain respected animals, which sounds fancy until you realize it’s spelling out w-a-l-k and t-r-e-a-t in front of the dog.

Mx. Leah Velleman on twitter

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If you would like to donate to help indigenous people of the land known commonly as “Canada”during this incredibly traumatizing time, i would recommend these organizations

 Kuu-us Crisis Line

Indian Residential School Survivors Society

if you know of any other organizations to donate to please feel free to add on

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it’s pride month you know what that means..... straight people owe me weed

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Its time.

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