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hate when my coworkers say they're "wide open"

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experiencing too much mental turmoil to take a proper shit

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cleaning my glasses like going from standard to high-definition

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tell me why i Just started my period as my partner is 5 minutes away

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Kool & The Gang saying "woo-hoo!" in my ear is the only thing delaying my madness

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i actually don't want to climb any corporate ladders. i'm afraid of heights

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i'm more of a "grab the flowers and smell them as i go" type of person

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bliss is taking a shit with my cat on my lap

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a story of my luck for you:

i bring in a cat scratching post from the end of a neighbors driveway

just finished killing all the roaches and my cat has fleas

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bouta line dance my way to pick up a slice of Casey’s for dinner

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i may be stupid, but at least i know how to fuck

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me when i have another kidney stone:

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just threw up before bed!! ✨ ✨

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vacuuming the table because i'm all about efficiency

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just felt my leg burning and look down to see i’ve spilt my hot tea all over my leg. been laughing at myself for five minutes

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me when the automated voice message interrupts me saying hello:

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being high in the bathroom is a dangerous game.