#Stan is annoyed

[lovemesomeagnst]

Hypothermia part one

Basically the Sweden episode in Carmen Sandiego where she gets stranded in the cold but it’s my au ‼️

[artsymeeshee]

random doodles of the best boys of the sea 🌊

(Do NOT tag as ship please :T)

[bubbarnes]

“... the good old days. I'm still trying to get back to that winter soldier shape, I don't know if it's going to work out at forty-two years old.”

[aingeal98]

Ultimately the resolution of Jason and Cass fights comes down to the fact that while he has his own ideals that don't mesh with the bats, Jason can be flexible. DC skipped the whole reconciliation with the family but while he's willing to kill it's generally a means to an end to him, not the whole entire point unless you're talking about Joker. Meanwhile for Cass the question of killing vs not killing is dead serious to her which means any time they're working together and things start going off track it's like:

Jason: Look if we kill this guy we send a message to his boss which makes it easier for us to negotiate with him from a position of power and I just think that-

Cass, snatching one of his guns and pointing it at her own head: Go on, pull the trigger. Kill him. Kill me. Go tell Batman that you let his daughter die to make a negotiation easier. He already let you die so no problem right? You think we should die? You think our life only worthwhile as part of a plan, just because we're killers? Are we doomed? Are we rotten to the core with no hope of redemption? Go on then, kill us and kill part of your soul alongside it. You clearly don't care for it so why are you even trying? Kill yourself along with us, come on Jason let's all just die right?

Jason, slowly backing away: I think you may be projecting a tiny bit so just. Calm down before I call the suicide hotline please.

Cass, slowly lowering the gun and knocking the random henchman unconscious: Yeah that's what I thought, fucking pussy.

Jason: Mm yeah you know what I hate you actually. Fuck this mission I'll just shoot you right now if you're going to be this annoying about it.

Jason, explaining things later to Dick: So I just kept shooting at her until I ran out of bullets and we both calmed down enough to call a truce. We tracked the guy down and didn't kill anyone but I did blow up the batplane just as a last minute screw you. Is she always this uh... intense?

Dick: Yeah, one time I broke up with Barbara and she threw me out a window. She's just like that.

[vampirefunkmetal]

i dont have anything to say about this.

original under cut

[cracklinhaze]

"well, good luck, babe" ~ dipper pines, 2025

[starrylayle]

To all those shippers that depict Sirius as a self-absorbed, short, fem twink with a flare for dramatics -- and Remus as a tall, angry, buff, dom werewolf daddy -- go ahead, it's a fully rounded dynamic! You're actually shipping Gilderoy Lockhart x Fenrir Greyback though! Remember to tag correctly folks! Hope this helps 🥰 🥰 

[moodyvoid]

Tomura and Toga’s spirits visiting Touya in the hospital.

Touya: “What the hell? They told me you were dead?”

Toga: “We are!”

Tomura: “We heard you were living in a tube and wanted to see it for ourselves. You’ve never looked better.”

Touya: “You assholes. I’m glad you’re dead.”

Toga: “Compared to being alive and living in a Pringles can?”

Touya: “Shut up.”

Tomura: “Anyway, we gotta get going. Heading to the afterlife and all.”

Toga: “Bye, Touya! See you soon!”

Touya: “Bye— wait, what do you mean see you soon?”

Tomura and Toga disappear.

[dearabsolutelynoone]

Simone Ashley and Jonathan Bailey for ‘Bridgerton’ Season 3

[lizzibennet]

funny that before watching the wicked movie i thought cynthia might not be well suited to play elphaba because i see her as a much more mature, interesting artist whereas the wicked soundtrack and elphaba’s vocals felt a little juvenile for her based on other interpretations of elphaba but now i feel the exact opposite: the maturity in cynthia’s vocal choices is exactly what elphaba’s character needed. cynthia’s interpretation brought her some much needed gravitas that i now feel other elphabas lack. she didn’t just make her own version of elphaba - she 100% elevated the character to places it hadn’t been taken before. and i adore for her it

[peachiseas]

Percy thee Hottie moments featuring him decorating his dorm room-

(The reference)

[thecherubprince]

THIS IS SO PAINFUL THEYRE . OH M YGOD im so glad they got their happy ending i wouldve cried (i still cried when they got their happy ending)

ugly asses. kill them now (positive)

[bubbarnes]

“... but everything here felt like it had to be earned.”

[stupidvillainousposts]

Idea: Dipper and Mabel visit Gravity Falls for the summer following Weirdmageddon and start arguing about something or other, then knock over a weird device by accident that makes Stan, Ford, and McGucket return to their early/mid thirties

Long story short, the Chaos Trio need to make a device to turn themselves back to normal but keep getting distracted by the greatest weapon of all: Love. Basically everybody starts noticing that Stan and Fidds are crushing on each other... Everyone except Stan and Fidds

Ford, accusingly: You're romantically interested in my brother.

Fidds: What?! I- No- What could possibly make you think that?!

Ford, whilst glaring at Fidds: Stanley, how long did you say it takes the earth to revolve around the sun?

Stan: Oh, come on! This, again, Pointdexter??? The answer is obviously 12 hours! Why else would we only get sunlight for half a day every day?

Ford, sarcastically: Yes, obviously.

Fidds: *Smitten but Denying It* Y'know, his logic is fairly sound-

Ford, absolutely pissed: HIS LOGIC ISN'T SOUND AT ALL!

[tinfoil-jones]

Jerk Ford may not be a massive jerk to his Stan, but he must still push his buttons a little from time to time like healthy siblings do, right? So what does he do to annoy him?

Mabel: Great Uncle Ford?

Jerk Ford: What is it, runt?

Mabel: Grandpa asked me and Dipper once if we could feel what the other one was feeling! Did he ask because you and Grunkle Stan can do that?

Jerk Ford: Ah, yes. Sherman called it a 'Twinstinct'. Before I was in the Nightmare Realm, yes, we could feel each others pain.

Mabel: Really?

Jerk Ford: It did not seem to function while I was outside of this dimension.

Mabel: ...Does it work now that you're back?

Jerk Ford: Hm, I suppose the only way to find out is to approach this with the scientific method. First, I need to gather data.

Jerk Ford: *punches himself in the stomach hard*

*Surprised, angry shout from the kitchen*

Stan: SONUVA-!

Jerk Ford: The data is pointing to a yes.

[dietdoubledewme]

idea credit 2 @rllymilerlly 🫶