#Spiders tw

[green-cargaytions]

phobias are so weird i can’t get even a hint of a stomach bug without shaking and crying about it but i just saw the biggest spider i have ever seen in my life hiding in my christmas bag, startled just a little bit, and methodically went about removing everything from the bag while keeping an eye on it, then bringing the bag outside and shaking the spider onto the ground. no fear response whatsoever, just intense focus. the human brain will remain a mystery forever 🫶

[teaboot]

I wish I was sewing at home

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I got attacked by a giant tarantula made of rats, then ended up shooting God in the forehead with a comically large flintlock pistol.

[moralesmilesanhour]

The Spider Within: A Spiderverse Story (2024) // Miles Morales: Suspended by Jason Reynolds

[x-digitaldollhouse-x]

Simblreen 2024 Gift: Eyeliner + Lipstick Set

Got waaaaay in over my head thinking I could do a giant makeup collection for my first Simblreen. However, I got three pieces out of it that I don't hate. These are that.

Also, I was planning to do this Trick-or-Treat style but I'm busy for both entire weekends, so I'm just dumping them now instead. Models are all members of my Grim Reaper sub-legacy!

Info + link below the cut.

☆Angel Eyeliner

-6 swatches

-BGC

-Teen-Elder

-All frames + genders

-Disabled for random

☆Demon Eyeliner

-7 swatches

-BGC

-Teen-Elder

-All frames + genders

-Disabled for random

☆Epistaxis Lipstick

-3 swatches

-BGC

-Teen-Elder

-All frames + genders

-Disabled for random

🤍 TOU: do not reupload, claim as your own, or paywall. Recolors/edits welcome as long as you tag and credit me!

💚 Please please tag me if you use it in a post! It's not a TOU thing it'd just make me really happy :]

Download: [SFS]

@maxismatchccworld @simblreenofficial @gncc

[jasondeansgothwife]

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[mortimermcmirestinks]

for fuck's sake, can we start being nicer about spiders?

every time I want to talk about cute or cool or badass spiders I get at least one fucking japester who's like "oh I bet it won't be tiresome and irritating if I write trite and unprompted flash fiction about murdering innocent and harmless animals with fire (a particularly torturous form of death) THIS time", and they're wrong every single fucking time.

I would rather have ten people telling me they are horny for spiders every time I mention an arachnid from now until the day I die than have to continue living in a world where one of my favourite animals is most well-known on the internet for being the centre of a quote-unquote "joke" about extreme and pointlessly cruel animal abuse.

jesus christ, guys. spiders are just animals. they're not even, like, pests, or invasive, or anything. the vast overwhelming majority of them can't even hurt humans, and the ones that can don't want to.

like, shit, sorry for the graphic image, but how would you feel if every time you posted a picture of a cute cat you got replies saying "if I saw that in my house I'd put it in a fucking beartrap"? because that's how I'm starting to feel about the "burn the house down when you see a spider" joke.

and before you get on my ass about arachnophobia, I am arachnophobic, being in the immediate IRL presence of spiders gives me an uncontrollable physical fear response, but the existence of arachnophobes does not give you free reign to jack off to the idea of being able to freely torture and murder animals that "give you the ick". you cannot trot out arachnophobia here as an excuse. there are tons of people who are scared of dogs. doesn't mean you gotta be a dick about dogs. same with spiders.

one of the most popular superheroes in the world is spider-themed and you still got fuckers out here thinking they're the funniest man alive for making jokes about killing spiders holy shit

anyway, rant over. picture of a cute spider under the cut ->

just a little guy! hello! if he was a character in a video game he'd have a squeaky little voice and ask you to help him find his buttons!

[oceantoyz]

[amiracleilluminated]

Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024) dir. Brian Taylor

[spiderverseconceptart]

Man-Spider concept art for Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse by Kris Anka

He unfortunately didn’t make into the film, but of my absolute favorite designs I did was for (Man-Spider)

I pitched a gag that he was the Spider Society cafeteria cook because his arms

- Kris Anka on Twitter

[rattyexplores]

S. violacea, a very round species of jumping spider.

14/01/24 - Simaethula violacea

QLD:WET

[onesacrificiallamb]

Egg sack cookie ehehgegehehhe

She is a drider

[william-snekspeare]

gender is (little guys) vs (BIG!).

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was being chased by tarantulas but they were blonde, like golden Oreos. The black ones were like regular Oreos, so it made perfect sense.

[vaporwary]

[vinnymauro]

oh god, i'm gonna be fine

(a remake)