#Spiders tw

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Thirsty wunk

[teaboot]

HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD

OKAY SO THIS BREAKS SO MANY RULES BUT I HAVE TO SHARE

Warning for spiders okay??? OKAY

SO

I was on camera duty at this location, right???

And in one area on the ceiling there’s this camera that a spider has been living on in like the space around it

And today I was like “oh hey hi little buddy” and brought the focus on so I could see her, which probably makes a noise inside the camera as the lenses move or whatever

And I KNOW spiders are incredibly sensitive to vibration so I KNOW there’s a high chance she’s gonna move now BUT

SHE LOOKS BEHIND HER

LOOKS THE OTHER WAY

TURNS IN A CIRCLE

AND THEN *LOOKS DOWN AT ME*

I DID NOT KNOW SPIDERS COULD LOOK DOWN

And at first I don’t notice but then I see all her little eyes pointed my way through the monitor and I go OH MY GOD IS SHE LOOKING INTO THE CAMERA

And she DID

so I go “hello”

And duh obviously she can’t hear me or see me but through this monitor and the camera we make some long solid eye contact, and then she looks straight ahead again and waddles off

I think this may have cured my arachnophobia holy shIT SHE WAS JUST LIKE A LITTLE CAT

I WISH I COULD POST THE VIDEO WITHOUT GETTING CANNED TO HELL BUT I HAVE HEAVILY EDITED PICTURES UNDER THE CUT

OH MY GAWWSSDEDDDFFFFDDFDSDD I WOULD DIE FOR HER THIS LITTLE ANGEL

[xnda]

i like it when the bite marks cut through the skin

elise - welcome to noxus (x)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

for fuck's sake, can we start being nicer about spiders?

every time I want to talk about cute or cool or badass spiders I get at least one fucking japester who's like "oh I bet it won't be tiresome and irritating if I write trite and unprompted flash fiction about murdering innocent and harmless animals with fire (a particularly torturous form of death) THIS time", and they're wrong every single fucking time.

I would rather have ten people telling me they are horny for spiders every time I mention an arachnid from now until the day I die than have to continue living in a world where one of my favourite animals is most well-known on the internet for being the centre of a quote-unquote "joke" about extreme and pointlessly cruel animal abuse.

jesus christ, guys. spiders are just animals. they're not even, like, pests, or invasive, or anything. the vast overwhelming majority of them can't even hurt humans, and the ones that can don't want to.

like, shit, sorry for the graphic image, but how would you feel if every time you posted a picture of a cute cat you got replies saying "if I saw that in my house I'd put it in a fucking beartrap"? because that's how I'm starting to feel about the "burn the house down when you see a spider" joke.

and before you get on my ass about arachnophobia, I am arachnophobic, being in the immediate IRL presence of spiders gives me an uncontrollable physical fear response, but the existence of arachnophobes does not give you free reign to jack off to the idea of being able to freely torture and murder animals that "give you the ick". you cannot trot out arachnophobia here as an excuse. there are tons of people who are scared of dogs. doesn't mean you gotta be a dick about dogs. same with spiders.

one of the most popular superheroes in the world is spider-themed and you still got fuckers out here thinking they're the funniest man alive for making jokes about killing spiders holy shit

anyway, rant over. picture of a cute spider under the cut ->

just a little guy! hello! if he was a character in a video game he'd have a squeaky little voice and ask you to help him find his buttons!

[horrorfilmgifs]

Wolf Man (2025)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I got attacked by a giant tarantula made of rats, then ended up shooting God in the forehead with a comically large flintlock pistol.

[yuliangs]

Beautiful Mind ♥︎ JUN HAN ♥︎ Visual Film

[hotelstares]

[moralesmilesanhour]

The Spider Within: A Spiderverse Story (2024) // Miles Morales: Suspended by Jason Reynolds

[x-digitaldollhouse-x]

Simblreen 2024 Gift: Eyeliner + Lipstick Set

Got waaaaay in over my head thinking I could do a giant makeup collection for my first Simblreen. However, I got three pieces out of it that I don't hate. These are that.

Also, I was planning to do this Trick-or-Treat style but I'm busy for both entire weekends, so I'm just dumping them now instead. Models are all members of my Grim Reaper sub-legacy!

Info + link below the cut.

☆Angel Eyeliner

-6 swatches

-BGC

-Teen-Elder

-All frames + genders

-Disabled for random

☆Demon Eyeliner

-7 swatches

-BGC

-Teen-Elder

-All frames + genders

-Disabled for random

☆Epistaxis Lipstick

-3 swatches

-BGC

-Teen-Elder

-All frames + genders

-Disabled for random

🤍 TOU: do not reupload, claim as your own, or paywall. Recolors/edits welcome as long as you tag and credit me!

💚 Please please tag me if you use it in a post! It's not a TOU thing it'd just make me really happy :]

Download: [SFS]

@maxismatchccworld @simblreenofficial @gncc

[riverphoenixsgothwife]

(source)

[teaboot]

I wish I was sewing at home

[niff-of-draws]

annabelle did nothing wrong

[oceantoyz]

[amiracleilluminated]

Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024) dir. Brian Taylor

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was being chased by tarantulas but they were blonde, like golden Oreos. The black ones were like regular Oreos, so it made perfect sense.