#Spider-Man with a hyphen

[frog-with-no-therapy]

My favorite running gag of Spider-Man

I'm like 90% convinced he has a hidden super power related to noticing hyphens

[definitly-not-harley-keener]

Peter Parker: (works longer than agreed upon)

Tony Stark: GeT oUT your TimE iS oVEr!!!

[jazzadraws]

omg it’s spider-man !! wait a minute isn’t he getting a bit too close- BONK

Based/referenced on the ending scene of ‘the amazing spider-man 2’ 🥰‼️

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Chop chop Spider-boy, make some vigilante friends

[blexbees]

Some recent drawings of Mary Jane Watson and her Mister.

[abisalli]

ITS HOBIE MF BROWN!! 

[goodoldfisticuffs]

I missed the boat last time so this time I had to make a Spider-Sona

[concord-and-cliches]

i think i'm noticing some sort of pattern here [id in alt, textless versions under the cut!]

hello! you are here so here's some bonus trivia: under the blocky "gay" in the text versions it says "spider-man"

[lovelesslittleloser]

Eddie Brock: news reporter

Peter Parker: photographer

Tim Drake-Wayne: photographer

I think I have a good idea for a new fanfic, you guys

[wolfiegirlxox]

Hello, fellow internet weirdos!! New fic drop!!!

Rating: Gen, No Archive Warnings Apply

Summary:

This was clear: Batman was Spider-Man's counterpart in this universe.

It all made sense! The man suffix, the weirdly prominent theme, the fighting skills, the penchant for technology, the no-kill rule, the dislike for guns! Sure, Batman was older and much less cool and lacking the very important hyphen in his name, but it was so obvious now that he put it all together like that. --- Or: Peter Parker gets dropped in Gotham and causes chaos

[spider-man-sass]

Spider-Man PS4 (2023) via @PlayStationUK

He's really fixated on the hyphen.

Spider-Man (2022) #1

[arachnozure]

thinking about how spider-man perfectly embodies the indomitable human spirit.

not just peter parker, but every iteration. anyone who wears the mask learns how to take a thousand hits and get back up from each one, yet still keep their morals close to them in the process.

heroes always gets back up again. so do humans. maybe we aren’t as far from earth 616 as we thought? :)!

[definitly-not-harley-keener]

Tony: how was this semesters exam season?

Peter Parker: Its over. At last!

Tony: okay. But was good? Okay? How do you feel?

Peter: ITS OVER!

[fortunelowtier]

can i just say i absolutely love this new trend of superhero movies taking some bargain bin ass villain from the 90s and making them genuinely cool, one of the few things saving modern superhero movies fr fr

[magnoliasandarson]

overload

To put it politely, Peter Parker was a walking disaster. He was half-convinced that he was born under a bad star or maybe had done something horrible in a past life. There was simply no scientific reason for catastrophe after catastrophe to plague his every move.

His day had started out decent enough (by his standards). There was some residual pain from his (likely broken) ribs, and the sun seemed a thousand times brighter than normal, but his bagel was half-price, and he was 99% sure that he had turned in all of his assignments on time- so silver linings?

Things went downhill the moment he walked through the frankly disgusting doors of his school. Flash snatched the back of his backpack so aggressively that the duct tape patch job he'd done weeks ago finally gave out, then the door to his locker jammed, forcing him to use some Spider Strength (trademark pending) to force it open, and when he finally got to class the bell rang and practically shattered his eardrums. Five minutes in, and Peter was ready to curl into a ball on the nearest surface and pretend he didn't exist.

At lunch, he managed to eat half a bag of Doritos before sensing a "disturbance." He ran to the front office, shouted something about appendicitis, and changed into his suit in the closest alley. The lenses of his suit blocked out some of the cursed sun's light, but absolutely no amount of earplugs could save him from Shriek and her stupid, loud screams. By the time he managed to web her mouth shut, his skull felt like it was caving in.

He swung away from Times Square (because New York villains lacked creativity) and practically crashed into the spire on top of the Empire State Building. Clutching the filthy metal, Peter squeezed his eyes shut and whimpered at the agony that wrapped around his skull like a vice.

When he crawled in the window of his shitty apartment, he collapsed onto the floor, not even making it to his bed. With great power comes great responsibility (and even greater burdens).

[totally-not-peter-parker]

I'm so tired of people acting like the hyphen in Spider-Man is optional